We Squashed the Beef

[@emilycasper-kelley7118]

When in doubt whip it out

[@okalright2085]

the fitnessgram pacer test

[@EYEGAIN]

+I Have No Friends React™ to™ my™ comment™

[@emilycasper-kelley7118]

Hahahaha

[@andyalba4802]

+MyAtoms MadeThis wtf is wrong with you brony ew

[@knucklehead8316]

emily Casper-Kelley damn i was going to say that

[@carlgustavjung1654]

Stormed the shores of Normandy? Gives a whole new meaning to the term "D-day."

[@rei2515]

fuCK

[@MasterOwl01]

Freud would have loved that lmao

[@TheAnti888]

🥁

[@biggains1]

Meh

[@hilakleinvlogs]

Top ten h3h3 memes, gotta be.

[@Sangheili1000]

+Ethan and Hila would trade dick picks for squashed beef anytime

[@JonathanLewispartypenguin]

+Ethan and Hila Top ten memes all time.

[@Craytonex]

Top ten memes (gone sexual) 2015 cough

[@surfingwithsnakes]

When in doubt whip it out 🌚

[@jeg2583]

You guys should get a P.O box, It would be awesome to be able to send you guys stuff.

[@danielfitzpatrick7045]

Ethan seems to be the most forgiving person in the world. A guy sends a dick pic to his wife and he calls him a brother. He's like the Jeey-zuss of KZbin.

[@ihaveatheoryfilms5377]

I get it cause he is Jewish lol

[@jefffree69]

+I HAVE A THEORY Films You know he's atheist right lol

[@PUBLICnoose]

I think he is forgiving bc Ethan can't fight

[@thehenwithatie]

+Axsen _ can you explain that to me please? About how it's an ethnicity too?

[@walidparis9373]

He have a bigger dick.

[@BillyNunez2]

stormed the shorms of normandy

[@mchan2141]

😂😂😂

[@jamesony]

its so easy to kick back with a pizza and beer and watch these guys chat about dix.

[@TheRealCorcra]

Papa bless.

[@Lortenerfrisk]

Working on that fupa yeah!

[@soulassassin0g]

Bazzing James I'm literally eating pizza and drinking beer as I read your comment lol.

[@jamesony]

So much love! ❤️

[@MiddleClasshole77]

Yea why not just literally shove wheat into your stomach while you're at it bro your body loves the nutrition

[@georgemianes1109]

I immediately thought of steak in the boot when I saw the video,

[@AlanGriffith]

rip meat bootrest in BudK's wallet

[@michaelsalyers5175]

I thought of steak in the boot when I saw that mangled dick

[@TheMourningPalace]

+Mi Koii Classic!

[@TheSpyt67]

staek in the boot dude its classic

[@sssnarkalive]

+George Mianes same

[@hardrockfreak1337]

"When in doubt, whip it out." Words to live by

[@DanielPfender]

God, if everybody on this planet squelched their beef like you guys did, by just not overreacting and getting so offended, we would certainly have world peace.

[@umairandharry]

the world's beef isn't over a reaction video

[@DanielPfender]

umairandharry Yeah but people either have too much pride that they could easily get over, or they're just overly sensitive

[@AlwaysRetr0]

Do you genuinely believe that's why we have wars and shit? Because some countries have beef with others?hahaha

[@roysun2166]

Daniel Pfender please remember that this is for entertainment only, I get what you're saying but they are overreacting for fun.

[@yaakhee]

If only bin laden and George bush sent each other dick pics so many lives would have been saved

[@tombartner7646]

You're both so lucky to have each other! Beautiful.

[@malibumike5966]

Ikr, it's like Ethan & Chris are meant to be together!

[@AG.Floats]

Y'all lonely as fuck

[@NedreddDwr]

Why with all the sappy stuff?

[@Loccyster]

@@NedreddDwr, it's basically an H3 meme at this point.

[@kevindube7096]

@Loccyster it’s basically people who have an idealist view of romance based on what TV/movies/music/books suggest, who haven’t lived up to such expectations & look for any example that some separate kind of “true” love between 2 “soul mates” is possible... rather than just accepting LOVE for what it really is

[@cyoung7127]

"That logic is inPHALLable"

[@repker]

+Cory Y yesssssssssssssss

[@lavinia1184]

Hila's shirt is so cool

[@thecosmiccookie3815]

I wanna know where she got it from lol

[@aurorasparks1985]

Looter Papa bless you and your soul

[@Jasmine11112]

it looks like a nurse shirt

[@peachcobbler2550]

spring fiu keep God out of california

[@Guitarded]

it looks like the wallpaper at the dentist, what are you talking about? lol

[@sully2018]

"Stormed the shores of Normandy" Jesus I fucking lost it.

[@fredflintstonefan39]

+Ryan Sullivan stormed the shorms

[@Mysterycreeperboy12]

that cough at 9:19 scared the living shit out of me, I was in a different tab and volume was maxed

[@hookoffthejab1]

Sewabes same

[@mchan2141]

Its great

[@NedreddDwr]

You must be depressed to get scared then..

[@taiwant2]

@@NedreddDwr this is so funny lmao

[@groovecrusader2715]

The dude is just as red as your new beanie.

[@benzosbenchmarks8145]

+smack phillips hi lawrence

[@groovecrusader2715]

Sup nigga

[@topramen8230]

+smack phillips it aint new look at 420 college kid

[@benzosbenchmarks8145]

***** sorry never replied. it's not him as a youth, it's simply a face he made in one of the Funhaus vids. don't remember which though. I think it had something to do with a smug dog taking a shit.

[@luisnieves5127]

that beanie is going for 1 million on ebay

[@nothingtospiffy1104]

awwww hila said "diude" just like Ethan 8:26 she's a cutey give that woman a sodey pop!

[@Ok-vr8fu]

uM itS SoDiE pOp

[@Ok-vr8fu]

Beware The Lizard Man cuz I want to 😂

[@ClassicNite]

"Stormed the shorms"

[@Stonerose17]

i came for the steak in the boot

[@BuildingTreeation]

It's a steak in a boot dude

[@Stonerose17]

haha

[@hologrampizza5432]

Why is dere a steak in da bhute?

[@seanceknowles2911]

Stone Rose is

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Couldn't believe that when I saw it on Twitter. Thanks so much Chris, beef is squelched.

[@Ryan.A.]

it bore the greatest bradberries

[@JordanLink1]

WHY THE JUMPSCARE AT 9:17

[@jefffree69]

Thank you for telling me about it and when so I know what to expect.

[@XxKINGatLIFExX]

Sarin, send sarin. That's equally as good, I mean bad.

[@joew.4073]

Is that what passes for a jumpscare? XP

[@FreakofNature147]

fuckin scared me lol

[@thomasbecker5687]

It only scared me because i was listening to the video and not watching it and that one part is louder than the rest of the whole fucking video.

[@aliciles]

when in doubt, whip it out

[@botflybaby42]

I know I'm late to the video, and I know it's probably a joke, but I really admire how concerned he got for her when she said she almost accidentally cut her arm. Like he pulled it out of her hand and lost the smile and he seemed really worried for her safety and I really appreciate that he cares about her so much

[@urmomgaybutimhergf4218]

Erica Mayfield that's normal if you're a human being, in love with someone LMAO but yeah i kinda love that through the sarcasm of their videos and gow they treat each other for the lolz he's still so good

[@--luke--]

Isn't that like a normal thing for a person to be worried about a loved ones safety?

[@superj7106]

Pretty normal reaction even if it was a stranger

[@MattyMarshun]

Thanks for the advice Ethan and Hila. I was in an exam earlier and I didn't know how to answer q31, so I attached a photo of my dingus. I failed the exam but I felt like I won the day.

[@stoneasterisk382]

I love how frequently you guys upload. Quality stuff you guys are just poopin out on us! Keep the plops rolling and I'll make sure to drop a dorrito for our dude Bo-Bo.

[@lakamokolaka]

better ingredients papa johns

[@goose3692]

Remember the sodie pops too!

[@lordcrunch2592]

ETHANS COUGH JUMPSCARED ME WTF DUDE IM SUING

[@IamMissPronounced]

I love this whole meme surrounding good looking loser because in the end, he's supporting H3H3 in the lawsuit from Bold Guy. Dude is a living meme who somehow grew a sense of humour and managed to make me enjoy his goofs here.

[@mathieunadeau5984]

at 9:17 it scared the living dicks out of my ass d00d

[@tuzamodi]

James Buck why not? Keeps them warm

[@incantavascenes8346]

the genuine fear in ethans eyes when hila said shed cut her 'death spot' i love them so much

[@Kenbobba]

that cough genuinely scared the shit out of me

[@OrangePenguinEatTaco]

Same, I'm watching this in the dark with earbuds and it made me jerk back and yell and wake my husband up lol.

[@lejenddairy]

Consider yourself blessed

[@AG.Floats]

You must of been new here

[@desireecox9479]

He stormed the shorms of Normandy

[@jarhead644]

"Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand" -DMX

[@chadleycs]

I'm at school and secretly watched his in class.

[@Sandokan4]

+AnonymousVox Radical

[@thechunks]

+AnonymousVox WOAH!!! 3EDGY5ME!!

[@ryancalderon2338]

me too. I don't do anything in this period.

[@ish58]

You managed to watch this at school? You smart.

[@webb4158]

+AnonymousVox True gangstar just like Eazy

[@GaMeZaHoY]

i like a happy ending

[@ZexyZyxeI]

May the blue beanie prosper and become a living meme in a distant realm not known to sentient beings filled with KNAWLEDGE and good looking humanoids. Peace.

[@Seantendo]

I will never get tired of the mangled corpse comment.

[@honeydew1]

hey are u guys gonna do that fupa weight loss thing?

[@Bigshoots86]

please don't let him lose weight, make it not true!!!

[@MrDylan9023]

You know that the chub and tuck is crucial to any h3h3 vid.

[@globox123456789]

+Rustlin James Looks like they really don't want you to get fit.

[@SantiYTx]

+vanter A lil' fupa never killed anyone

[@honeydew1]

i mean which is more important: chub n tuck or have hila touch him for once.

[@gerblaster8993]

these people are the true image of love

[@crabPEOPLE2000]

Hila is pretty, tell her I like her shirt

[@brokenfiddle3379]

she seems to be a very kind personalty.

[@cyberbron2024]

yea she seems like a very kind personalty

[@Randymountaine]

+Wonder Bread I agree, she seems to be a very kind personality

[@sethdickfield2949]

Yeah she definitely seems to be a very kind personality

[@brokenfiddle3379]

Yeah I agree seemingly nice very personalty kind.

[@newpy2247]

relationship goals.....i fucking loveyou guys

[@Walking-MY-Path]

DAT ENDING THO!

[@therealteal620]

"What are you drilling to the center of the Earth over there? Come on!" It's those perfect quips that make me laugh out loud every time.

[@XtremeConditions]

The plastic "do-rag", I'm dying XD

[@TKOxBryceHarper]

Thanks so much for the shoutout Ethan and Hila! You smart, you loyal. We appreciate ya!

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

See this is how comedy should be. People are shitting on it by taking shit too seriously. These guys are prime.

[@EpicGamingTUGC]

"When in doubt, whip it out"

[@Boxsteam]

steak in the boot

[@ethankleinceoofvn5226]

before anyone watches this wear headphones with full volume and skip to 9:17

[@krafuna]

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!! YOU MAKE ME FEEL THERE ARE STILL REASONABLE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

[@JacaboBlanco]

8:03 Ethan working on his waves lmao

[@joshm8348]

That cough at 9:18 scared the absolute shit out of me. Keep up the good work papa john.

[@chrisl69]

You guys hands down have the funniest channels on youtube.

[@carack9]

okay the ethan cough in space is something I would buy like eighty prints of it's so beautiful

[@priscillaribeiro1988]

It’s crazy looking back at this video, and now there millionaires and expecting there 3rd child!

[@skrog907]

Just happened to come across this video exactly 1 year after its upload date. Majestic.

[@rangalover6936]

Hila's eyebrows are so good

[@Kenjuudo1]

jesus, you scared the shit out of me at 9:17! not only does h3h3 provide some quality goofs and gaffs and laughs, but also some spooks apparently.

[@littlebigwalk5806]

I've been watching these fucking videos until 4 am now for about a whole month now And I think I'm going crazy.

[@memethulhu3037]

Same

[@anndavies3935]

I love you two and call me a creepy fucking weirdo but I also love how hila looks at Ethan adoringly, it's cute as fuck

[@brookef2011]

That's because she's his carer and she's proud of all of his progress in becoming a higher functioning human being

[@nigeltheoutlaw]

Brooke This is the most tired of memes.

[@brookef2011]

ask me if i care nigel thornberry what kind of citation am I facing meme officer?

[@i_came_from_the_cold1652]

Brooke I think its just because she loves her husband

[@comtom1066]

@@brookef2011 amen

[@jelluh24]

Where can I find that tweet? It's for a friend

[@crackcobaine]

+flyhighpizzapie pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[@globox123456789]

+flyhighpizzapie O God, why did I look!

[@flyhighpizzapie]

globox123456789 It's a big ol' flopper!

[@owlmage7202]

+flyhighpizzapie HOLY SHIT! His dick is fucking huge.

[@globox123456789]

flyhighpizzapie It's looking straight at me!

[@aybmnn]

2:25 that lip biting, damn Hila you want it more than you pretend you don't lol

[@Kusettajapoika]

You have your own subreddit? A subthread? Imma need da link.

[@fleecejohnson9813]

+Kusettajapoika You can find it on RedChan.

[@Kusettajapoika]

Fleece Johnson But imma need tha link

[@fleecejohnson9813]

Kusettajapoika You could probably find the link in Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.

[@Kusettajapoika]

Fleece Johnson I read on Kotaku that there are too many damn campers in that game

[@OverSizedMidgetES]

+Kusettajapoika That had me laughing for 50 seconds XD

[@connorlaing7854]

Those coughs are like jump scares, Jesus

[@shoganflamemasta3975]

Hey guys, I've never thought I would do this. I have always seen these types of comments and I never though I would be one to do it. I know you guys just think you are just making comedy, but you are doing so much more for people like me. I've dealing with depression for a long time, I'm on medication just now because I live in a country where antidepressives or medicine for mental problems is not the aproach a big group of our therapist believe in. To them depression was just a temporary state, and had to be resolved just by speaking. Of course it never worked, depression doesn't exactly works like that, at least for me it doesn't. Since the treatement started I think I've been getting better, realising that I don't have to live like this, that is not simply the way I am, that it has solutions... I hope... But still some days I'm just really down. Today is one of those days. I feel lonely, I'm sad, I'm mad. I just lied in bed for a long time. And stayed there, thinking. I thought in what could I do to "cheer me up" or more like "escape and forget" is what would describe it more. I though about playing videogames, about reading a book, about playing the piano, about watching KZbin. But I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to stay inmobile there forever. Then I tried with you guys again, you have helped me in situations of stress before, and maybe in this one it would work aswell. At first it didn't help much, but I eventually got into some other videos of you, and now I'm here. Thank goodness I found your channel so late, I still have tons of vídeos i haven't watched. The point is, you guys are just normal people goofing around, but you really help, you allow me to escape for a while, to feel less lonely, even if you have no idea of who I am. So thank you a millon, I'm pretty sure you have gotten these types of comments a lot before. But I still wanted to say it, even doe you will probably never read this. Finally I understand all those cursi comments people left some times. I don't know if you have something special, or if I just found you in the right time and feel attachment to you guys. Anyways, Hila thank you, Ethan thank you. Apreciate ya!

[@MordecaiAliVanAllenOShea]

9:53 is a subliminal message to donate money to their patreon account. Pretty cool😜

[@authenticlimeflavor432]

When in doubt, Whip it out. Words to die by

[@msvalk]

you guys are like the best people on the internet. you just dont overreact like other famous people only for views, you guys are actually, you know, real. thank you for being the best youtubers and best couple on youtube. keep up the good work god bless

[@bootstrut]

"Stormed the shorms" brings me joy

[@Dahistorius_Lamystorius]

He's actually a good guy, it's true that he's a creep here, but apart from that, he helped a lot of people and is a down to earth person. I think he's even married now.

[@adskfsaf]

what rank are you on csgo ethan

[@Pauly_Newman]

Silver 1 probs

[@crackcobaine]

his steam name is pro90 so hes probably not silver

[@Sunny-uh5bc]

+h3h3Productions wow great job keep it up proud of you. Just got mg2

[@sass666]

+h3h3Productions i just ranked down to DMG wut wut :/

[@ClassifGaming]

+h3h3Productions lets play im DMG too.

[@thisismyname603]

I recently had an accident and cant hear very well I now have a whole new appreciation for the caption people thank you so much

[@dqz2k]

these frequent uploads are fucking awesome.

[@josephjones3882]

want you to know that before this video, i watched an unskippable, 3 and a half long ad of 3 trademen swearing like sailors in the world's most slurred voices whilst attempting to level 1 metre squared of dirt. youtube advertising 2016. but it was worth it love you guys keep up the great work

[@haris_robinson]

Jumpscare warning at 9:18

[@joelscb]

The God of Kahoot thanks

[@bullschit791]

Holy hell 9:18 scared the shit out of me, I was not prepared for that

[@stinky_lizard]

SHIT I HAD A HANDMADE HAT MADE LIKE A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE HAT THING AND I WAS LIKE, 'HUH I SHOULD SEND THIS TO ETHAN. NAH THATD BE WEIRD' AND HERE HE IS OPENING UP NOT HANDMADE HATS

[@NageekNoohac]

+chomp eaters Dawg I think your caps lock is on

[@krushtyy]

NO ITS A NEW MEME DUDE GET WITH IT YOU SENILE PEICE OF SHIT Na his caps lock is on

[@xRePullse]

9:17 and now a moment of silence for my eardrums lost in the battlefield r.i.p.

[@lordstar4169]

That subtle lip bite by Hila when Ethan is talking about that guy dingus Dont tell me you didnt saw it xD 2:24

[@satanicwarlock9857]

Who cares

[@averysutherland201]

What an honor to see the spectacular work, the Artist's Beanie, on the artist.

[@nostrodelaantares8416]

Plot twist. Hila is an IDF commando.

[@mrplayagreen52]

Chris, you're probably watching this. You gotta stop pumping that thing😂😂😂

[@shabadadoo5004]

I look away for one second and Ethan's coughing freaked me the fuck out.

[@davymartini64]

9:19 THAT COUGH SCARED ME SHITLESS OH MY GOD 😂

[@mertrappers555]

She is thinking about it you can see that on her face hahahahaha

[@Shyuthrosnaevin]

09:17 that moment when you're just strolling through left 4 dead and then you turn a corner into a smokers grasp... ;-;

[@XPrincess30]

Either that actually didn’t offend you, in which case you’re so lucky you don’t get offended, or it DID and you’re really good at hiding it, in which case again I wish I could be like you

[@ermacjones4821]

Really? It's just words, they're worth nothing, especially coming from someone who's clearly trying to offend you. You could talk about digging my parents up, tying strings onto them, and filming a dead puppet fucking horror show, and it would mean nothing to me. I don't understand why people get offended over words. If someone actually comes and fucks your wife, you should be offended, but not over someone saying they're going to fuck your wife.

[@appleman1011]

just discovered you guys last week and ive fallen in love with you guys your amazing true inspiration. KEEP IT UP

[@Colboi92]

stormed the shorms.

[@LiftUpYourEyes]

i love the way ethan and hila look at each other. Their eyes radiate so much love for each other. I envy that man, good for them.

[@LolCrafter1]

9:17 RIP HEADPHONE USERS

[@nikolauswilliams3124]

It must feel awesome for Kimberly to see her Ethan-in-space artwork in the background of every E&H episode from henceforth.

[@Venusdeluxe]

Ok the good looking loser's thingaling looks like a neopolitan popsicle

[@soulassassin0g]

The real man-berries, the twigs and berries, the I'm Ethan Bradberry.

[@PekaCheeki]

yo, wanna exchange Chub n' Tuck Pics?

[@theorythavillain1171]

I just realized how good hila and Ethan are as people. keep up the good work guys and stay positive!

[@supereor5505]

0:57 Jeez, you two have tough skin. I would've left the Internet entirely if someone said that about my wife :P

[@lindzeesouperocd7558]

Supereor running away is not a good look for hubby

[@xx_ratfucker321_xx2]

Ethan: bear suit Midsommer flash backs

[@SeanDaRyan]

HAHAHAHAHAHA dude this shit is fuckking hilarious

[@dennisalvarado5134]

"Fuck you dude next time I'm in Nyc I'm gonna fuck you up!" That's not fun. Fucking hilarious

[@sakurya972]

Be careful guys. That dude seriously seems like a psycho.