We Stayed at a Castle Hotel in the Midwest

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

The way every place they go to is practically empty kills me lmaooo

[@jacobcruik]

I would have just assumed you guys live in a castle cuz you guys seems so sophisticated and like very royal kinda. any1 else get that vibe from them. I can't put my finger on it but they seem super aristocratic ya know!?!?!?!?! luv yall btw. can ur next video be rating different brands of pain killers also??

[@seokjinsbbymama1749]

painkillers!! Psssh that’s child’s play. How about rating different anti depressants and seeing which one works better 💀💀

[@Amd36900]

The people’s travel channel ❤

[@NGC-cz1nr]

​​@@seokjinsbbymama1749That's what I'm doing at this point! Bupropion: works but kind of basic. OCD continues, still no relief of executive disfunction. No sx drive, but not stressed about it 🤗. At a higher dose, nothing really changed except the pills are red now and look kind of scary, they also taste sweet in a bad way. 7/10 Sertraline: a bit better than bupropion; the green pill is a nice look. Still nothing with OCD and disfunction. A little more drive, but not as much as normal. At a higher dose, it gave me insomnia and I was kind of jittery. 8.5/10, score raised for not needing to be taken with food. Buspirone: umm, I don't like this one, made me extremely sleepy and gave me vision changes and nausea. 3/10 Venlafaxine: This one's alright. I got it in a capsule so I can have my own solo music moment with tiny Maracas. I can hear them shake when I swallow though: a unique experience! At a higher dose, just like Bupropion, there's no noticeable change. Still no change regarding executive functioning, OCD is kind of chiller but I'm not sure if that's from time or the meds. Not as much sx drive as on Sertraline, but issues regarding reaching orgasm, kind of annoying but not a deal breaker. 8.7/10 for Maracas, but score reduced for needing to be taken with food.

[@TheShauNanigans]

10/10 would watch!

[@mochap6673]

LMFAO

[@missdann]

“Turns out you can’t really enjoy anything when you’re stressed about everything” 😂 very wise Jacob

[@finn6320]

I'm worried and certain in some ways that Jacob is a neo-Jungian in the coolest way

[@alyssasansoni7680]

blurring allie was so funny to me idk why😭

[@bocajonamas]

Justice for Allie

[@RoberthCG2]

omg yes 😂😂😂

[@jadebel7006]

Who tfs allie lool

[@bocajonamas]

@@jadebel7006 a surviving blurr victim

[@princejerico4330]

She doesnt want to be associated with them anymore, me too if i were her lmao

[@viiviviviiv]

YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO PLACES THAT WERE FEATURED ON HOTEL HELL AND SEE HOW THEY ARE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@xAlicia21]

This!!!

[@sierrab5010]

This is such a good idea!!

[@ulfigm]

AGREED

[@suenoslucidos3899]

If they don't do it someone else will that is such a great idea!

[@MeggysProductions]

Yesssss

[@saturnbebe1635]

alternate title: We take our rightful throne as Kings of the Midwest

[@TrentVanDekamp]

I second this! ❤

[@kaydiglawson7767]

More like Queens lol

[@Amieklo]

✨“Turns out you can’t really enjoy anything, when you’re stressed about everything”.✨ -Jacob Cruikshank, words to live by.

[@CadynMeadow]

this aesthetic gives off 2000s stay at home wife decor

[@kreissthekeeper]

Literally the decor and colors are entirely 2000s kitchen

[@carlitapatricia]

Early 2000 Tuscan vibes

[@KaityT97]

Not y'all running from a harmless spider just for Jacob to get ate up by a tick 🤣

[@katyasuvorov4080]

hearing "there's no way people have allergies in Paris" while I am watching this video from my apartment in Paris, suffering from allergies is actually so funny

[@lorgnette3]

oh no, when did they uncancel it? 🙃kidding. oh man, allergies are the pits, pauvre petite

[@notamberp]

18:45 Jacob literally in the middle of a sentence and Lucas just goes “Well thank you!” 😂💀 Then Jacob just going with it “No problem” lmao I really laughed so hard

[@natalielaura333]

Are we not gonna talk about how Allie goes missing after the car ride??? 😮😰

[@MorningStarScorpio]

Jacob is the ultimate NPC that somehow eclipses the main character.

[@scottlacey89]

If it makes you feel any better, I stayed there a couple years ago and it was just as vacant and the fountain still wasn’t on. We were in the Mayan Rainforest room.

[@notamberp]

was that room well themed?! it sounds so cool

[@Plasticityy]

Thank you

[@guyger]

Lucas and Jacob together make up one 52 year old Man 🤣

[@kirstym6880]

“Turns out you can’t enjoy anything when you’re stressed about everything.” Truest thing you’ve ever said lol

[@LorrieB330]

I’ll never get enough of the random Snookie references 😂

[@annelsbethpeer]

JACOB! That’s a lone star tick. They carry Alpha-Gal Syndrome (you become allergic to red mammal meat/mammal byproducts). My dad has it. Be careful! Also ya’ll should go glamping but be sure to bring the bug spray & check for ticks!!

[@notamberp]

wait how can you tell?!

[@annelsbethpeer]

Symptoms can vary person to person. He was bit summer of ‘19. But not diagnosed till early ‘20. His PC & anyone at different ERs were not familiar w/AGS. Had to go to a specialist. I can’t remember all of his symptoms but these few: heartburn, stomach pain, throat swelling, itchy, couldn’t sleep well, & intolerance to cold. But there are SO many symptoms a person could experience. They happen usually 2-6 hrs after eating any red mammal meat/red mammal byproducts. He avoids eating those & carries an epipen with him. Hope this helps!!

[@annelsbethpeer]

@@notamberp Oh - just realized, you were asking how to tell (about the tick) it has a white dot on it’s back

[@BigAlCakemix]

@@notamberp the white dot on the tick!

[@grlbones]

The cruikshank boys glamping would be inspiring

[@jessicapalmer70]

the BRAT intermission was everythingggg

[@lindseyb59]

Stop! I just found your videos literally last week I stumbled upon the Ramada video, been watching nonstop - and now you uploaded this! MY HUSBAND AND I GOT MARRIED HERE last May at their wedding venue! Our cocktail hour was on that patio - we loved the space. The Monte Cristo was supposed to be our wedding suite but they double booked it so we got the room next door, thanks for showing us the inside 😅 I love y’all’s videos! Let me know if you want to see our wedding photos there lol!

[@KristenZianourry2015]

So do you know what lucas was doing on youtube in 2008/2009

[@mandisharp]

The iconic Midwest influencers we always needed 🫶🏻

[@Amd36900]

this channel is so utterly calming to me….

[@vt9967]

"France - allergy free since 2003"

[@celestemarie3639]

Thank u guys for being u 🩷 I wish me and my siblings were this funny or could get along w each other this much hahaha. u guys have such a special relationship 💞🩷

[@PetuniaPicklebucket]

This hotel feels very 90's. Love when you make videos at hotels.

[@Marissalussos]

The personal bartender part actually killed me😂

[@sal120197]

yess 2 midwest queens travelling, I love this series a lot!!

[@vt9967]

i had no idea monte cristo was an island, i always just pictured an old vampire

[@darbs2112]

💀💀💀

[@mellamotina5100]

I would watch several hours of hotel and cruise reviews. They are amazing, travel the world

[@sarahloohoo2312]

Not Lucas saying Hummus "came out" in 2013 when its been a Mediterranean staple for centuries!! 🤣🤣

[@maskedman1337]

For a random date this month, the Monte Cristo Suite is $429/night.

[@maskedman1337]

The spider (15:40) is a jumping spider. They're no threat to humans--in fact, they're very curious about people and quite adorable.

[@seemorebutts1798]

It's a Lone Star tick.

[@seemorebutts1798]

Nevermind, I thought you were talking about the tick..😂

[@seemorebutts1798]

The "spider" is a baby lantern fly.

[@snusmumricken]

I was gonna say!

[@cheekykiki5951]

The tick on the other hand was NOT friendly 😢

[@quietwaterz7550]

I believe that "Tout Va Bien" translates to "Everything is Fine", so the wall art makes me think of it as a French version of "Keep calm and drink wine.

[@kaylaivyy]

this is very informative and inspiring. thank you for your service jacob and lucas

[@kactus1889]

13:18 "We're always in places that are vacant." Exploring the backrooms 😭😂

[@FlintGirl810]

Very authentic not having napkins in castles and medieval times! I spoke too soon as least they had cocktail napkins.

[@tw9991]

Oh the thumbnail is giving: *✨sitting pretty✨*

[@unknownratasmr8915]

you guys are basically royalty

[@Liserxo]

To answer your question about the Moscow Mule cup it actually affects the flavor of the drink when it’s in that cup versus when it’s in the glass

[@GONEmypurpleflapjack]

what's the difference?

[@Liserxo]

@@GONEmypurpleflapjack the copper from the cup insulates the drink better and it enhances the taste

[@HogCity]

Oh my god I love y’all, so funny without even trying

[@victoriaq9172]

Genuinely one of the best thumbnails I have ever seen

[@Danachristiinee]

You guys have such bad luck with water things!!! The closed water park, the fountain I wonder what’s next 😄

[@tealahiggins]

Donny and Jimmy stay at a castleeeee 🏰 Excuse me, a chateau

[@PepperonciniLover]

shatow*

[@davevanas5251]

"Turns out you can´t really enjoy anything when you're stressed about everything." - J. Cruikshank 2024 We feel you Jacob, we feel you ! 🤡

[@Jamageddon]

Two kings in they castle

[@notamberp]

literally lucas and jacob -> 🤴🤴

[@TheShauNanigans]

+1 queen

[@Plasticityy]

@@TheShauNanigansMe

[@KN-wr6sb]

“Turns out you can’t really enjoy anything if you’re stressed about everything” - wise words from philosopher jacob 🤧

[@AureliosB-vh1st]

You both always put a smile on my face.

[@BunniBeshara]

The creepy “yes” with the Bible broke me 😭😭😭

[@kaylamclaughlin7818]

Fun fact: I was actually conceived in that bathtub

[@notamberp]

ask your parents if that’s their soap

[@jaimereynolds258]

Very cool. Love all the blurred out statues 😂

[@FrancesRae]

this is my second video of your’s and im obsessed omg you guys are so funny and enjoyable to watch

[@meredollz]

midwestern princesses

[@yamabelle]

I am so excited for a new video! I couldnt believe my eyes when I saw 1 minute ago!

[@albav2342]

I'm so happy to see you uploaded! You guys bring me so much comfort.

[@lg4834]

80s (out of date) luxury, but you make it chic and fun

[@StevesFunAdventures]

This is a amazing video amazing place you guys went to. I love it. Thanks for showing me this great video guys are great.

[@tacobell1299]

I love these videos where you guys go out places. 😅 It's so entertaining.

[@gab_beautyy]

best part of the week is when jacob & lucas upload 🫶🏼

[@AriccaChristine]

Ooooh my favorite boys uploaded 🎉

[@marilynbueno831]

Love seeing you guys out reviewing rooms! Recommend the peppermill in Reno Tuscany tower pool view the gym the pool the food ahh I just know yall would love it & the bathroom is a + maybe even the arcade and casino would be fun for you guys to review!

[@statefan3593]

The way Jacob pronounces Versailles is everything

[@misssweetstuff23]

“How much money does it cost to live like the LUXURIOUS Lucas and Jacob” I can’t 😂 Lucas is an OG on KZbin but I’m just impressed with all the content Jacob is creating!

[@georgiesweet]

thank u king lucas and jacob i needed a new vid so bad i was having withdrawals

[@breakfastsausage]

the videos of you guys going to weird hotels are the best.

[@djlaplaca1143]

Really enjoy this content! I would love to see you guys do longer videos staying places a few days longer. Maybe include some info about the city you’re staying in and like go out or something?

[@mfn6642]

LMAO THE ENTIRE TIME!! This hotel was definitely strange! Keep visiting the weird ones!!! ❤❤❤ you!!!

[@impersonatingellaimamastermind]

Jacob is what Rick & Morty wanted to be so badly. It’s the smartest humor. True genius stuff. Like if you’re dumb you just won’t get it..

[@kevingirard7844]

Drink every time Jacob says he’s scared, every time he says something is weird, every time he films himself in the bathroom.👍🏻😉

[@AmyB369]

Please go to the madonna inn in SLO Cali ! I love you travel boys! The castle exploiting Jacob's labor is giving Dubai energy so fancy!!

[@YannickRoos]

Saw you guys at the SLC airport this past week 😇 excited for the next video!

[@sabrinanicole1413]

You guys make me so happy when I get a new video notification 🥰

[@Gee-gee-gee]

Please go to some Halloween horror houses/ tours this year! I think it would be so much fun!!

[@kelseyroer4328]

I stayed here last year! We stayed in the pirate themed room where your bed was in a boat loft style. 10/10. And it was very vacant

[@natalielaura333]

That sounds so fun!!!!

[@YasminliketheBratz]

I love binge watching you and lucas's youtube videos, i got back to all the old videos even the bro show podcast ( kind of became my comfort content creators) you guys are funny and always have great energy !!!!

[@jackiesyhanath2083]

Love the vibe of everyone else clearing out the area for Lucas and Jacob’s video

[@lilyreynolds1832]

jacob!! u r my comfort youtuber, i have seen all your videos now , i love you guys so much

[@Milly-h6f]

Jacob! I’m Lucas’s biggest fan (well maybe not biggest) but I’ve watched him forever and as I’ve grown up you guys are funny wish I could meet both you!

[@Milly-h6f]

How many likes on a comment for you and Lucas to come to Ohio and take a photo?😂

[@matthewmiller7016]

As soon as I saw you posted I clicked I love yall ❤❤

[@PetuniaPicklebucket]

It would be fun to have a party in there. But it kind of feels haunted to me. doesnt it? strange vibes.

[@carbonearts9955]

Love getting off work and watching a new video from the boys

[@maskedman1337]

Not blurring the butts and bewbs of the fountain statues at the Paris of Kansas City!

[@Plasticityy]

Y’all are my faves. I’ll think about your videos throughout my life for sure 🫡

[@changedmylife07]

So proud to be in the Luke Army 💙💜💗

[@q0rpz368]

I love how from afar they must just look like two midwestern men out without the wives then you get close and all you hear is juicy gay gossip or walk past their room and hear them reenacting the wizard of oz or bopping to kesha 😭💕🙌

[@katiejohn2311]

Glad you included the info about the island of Monte Cristo. That was interesting and I had no idea. I feel very schooled 🧑‍🏫

[@KristenZianourry2015]

Something about this traveling content I am obsessed Jacob ❤

[@Yourfuturewidow]

Not Lucas starting mpreg lore 😂

[@kittygirl2210]

What's funny to me about y'all staying in the Monte Cristo room is that one of the songs playing in the background sounds eerily similar to "This Man is Dead" from the Count of Monte Cristo

[@chanyaforever]

I love the thumbnail!! You wheeled me in 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@mb6019]

I felt kind of sad today but you made me do one of those exhales that’s almost like a giggle & I just appreciate that so much! ❤

[@joneskieana]

so excited to come back and watch this when it’s lunch time

[@lifewith_sav]

I clicked so fast 🎉 HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

[@minnimouse1998]

You guys need to do a review of the grand hotel in Mackinac island Michigan

[@RebaMcImTired]

They have to go in the winter though when Mackinac Island is basically abandoned.

[@k8lynmb255]

next go to the Kentucky Castle ! now that’s a real castle 😈

[@cristielb1033]

If you are ever in Michigan you should check out Frankenmuth. I feel like the two of you would have fun making videos at the Bavarian themed hotels, restaurants, and stores there and I would love to see your reaction to the chicken dinners they are known for that a lot of people like, but I personally don't care for. I love Frankenmuth though, just not their chicken dinners! 😅

[@RebaMcImTired]

I went when I was like, 12 and the chicken was pretty mid from what I remember.

[@NatiLite]

I can watch you guys forever lol the bartender scene awkwardness had me ROLLIN 😂

[@Sdeezy18]

Ok this is only 30 mins from me!! Ima make a trip to stay where royalty has been!!

[@melissak8892]

Lawrence?

[@meganpesek8471]

I just made food and I open my KZbin and see a new Jacob video. My day couldn’t get any better

[@sierrab5010]

Calling a tick a rodent has me floored 💀💀💀

[@karyssareneek]

“Turns out you can’t enjoy anything when you’re stressed about everything” I FELT THAT!