We Want Frey in Smash - FORSPOKEN

[@VerdaTal]

I would drive the guy to the hospital, so when he wakes up, he sees me looming over him, and I give a meaningful nod. Then, later, when a different guy has me dead to rights and is about to shoot me, bathroom-piss guy would appear behind him and knock my attacker out. Then he'd say "We're even" and ride off into the sunset.

[@josephThaPimp]

You know what's weird, the only reason bathroom guy would want to kill you in Chris's scenario is because you kidnapped him. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy

[@paperbort3669]

This is the only right answer. Spread love

[@AdamantLightLP]

@paperbort3669 naiive

[@coool20]

Have like a cool John wick 1 moment

[@HauntedFishes]

@@josephThaPimpno no he wants you dead and would kill you before the bathroom piss slip

[@flute2010]

Cant believe they removed all the times Zach coughed blood into his hankerchief to hide his illness from the viewers

[@Jackillantern]

If you look closely, you can see a bunch of little angers

[@Funky_Item]

bro when zach told chris that he was scared and they all got quiet for like 5 minute. like damn...

[@soapyrainmaker5367]

@@Funky_Item thats too real

[@willybillyphofanaphiafily7876]

I didn't even know he was sick

[@jasperdoggydude]

@@willybillyphofanaphiafily7876 this whole zach being sick thing is a real bummer. reminds me of that tragedy

[@April84012]

Please note that Chris has now made two separate hypotheticals in which he most likely wants the answer to be torture/murder.

[@magicmungis8822]

chris has a twisted mind. It's why he's such a good boy, he lives out his evil fantasies in his brain

[@vulturesculptor]

never forgetting his “eat shit, I’m immersed as a predator” quote from their Hitman playthrough lmao

[@PuppetierMaster]

I'm thankful I was there to witness the first taping and now the new taping is less :/

[@teleportsaroundyou4629]

He’s mentioned the idea of a “torture simulator” on separate occasions

[@magicmungis8822]

@@PuppetierMaster oh it checks out alright. Instead of me finding where you live and zip tying your tongue to your freezer door, I'm simply saying it on a yt comment. Therefore, I'm a freaking sweetheart

[@iara0]

Chris is so upset that people respond to his hypothetical in ways he didn't expect that he literally puts you in the spot where you have no other option but to do what he wants.

[@greekfire995]

Yup. It's the sole reason that the tiny hitler debate went as off the wall as it did.

[@alexcarr9827]

The comparison between Chris Chan and Game of Thrones is... perfection

[@justafox5356]

The real shocking part is there was ALMOST as much incest in the Chris Chan Saga as Game of Thrones.

[@Nousos]

@@justafox5356 Yet for some bizzare reason people watched it in game of thrones and then kept watching....

[@tee-bird-10]

I’M WORKIN ON IT…. JULAAY

[@Nousos]

@@horriblepancake And then they kept doing it.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Chris chan is the reason I lost my virginity

[@Maxisamo1]

"Hey, you came up with the scenario, I'm just ordering from the menu" is an amazing line

[@1lukarioz]

The lack of effort from Lyle to come up with clever phrases always impregnates me

[@JPdraws_]

@@1lukariozyou what?

[@lordcrusader861]

@@JPdraws_ impregnates him with glee.

[@hypers829]

@@1lukarioz Impregnates? oO

[@megaultradamn]

Lylemazing, even

[@Epipopi]

It speaks a lot to Zach's self esteem that he's always completely nude when recording these. Kudos, dude

[@mega_bird700]

He paints on clothes, such a power move.

[@gregorio1580]

Kratos, dude

[@hpropganda]

well tbf, there's not a lot of clothes that can fit someone as small and wide as him

[@TedHough68]

Imagine "SNEAKERHEAD!!!" in the smash announcer voice. Perfect

[@Kpazz]

Wow you just said that in here!? and KZbin allowed it? i'm going to faint

[@dylanracho3536]

Woaaaah man it’s 2023 now bro we CANNOT be saying that still man

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

Woah dude. Take it easy. What year is it? We don’t use that word anymore.

[@Dylanafewnumbers]

Micheal Dukakis

[@unknown6390]

Imagine the audience chanting that as the person playing Frey knocks the opponents block off

[@Toniscampers]

"Would you torture him!?" is now a trilogy of hypotheticals

[@joshuahughes4704]

I know the tiny Hitler clone one, and this one, but what’s the other one?

[@gamigngrampa4380]

​@joshuahughes4704 i think the weed wacker decapitation one

[@zanerobbins3794]

​@@joshuahughes4704shapiffany the hypothetical girlfriend from the banjo playthrough

[@rho117-sigma83studios]

I'm gonna start downloading these videos so I can do a full investigation to determine why they keep being removed and re-uploaded

[@gabrielchin4161]

Thank you for your service

[@nikkifish]

You’re so right, maybe even repost them or unlist them if you want

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

i usually do

[@Sandux930]

Wait so this is the same vid ? I thought I was actually insane

[@68able2]

if it gets demonitized then they reup

[@michaelchimenti2847]

I love how insulted Zach always is with Chris’ hypotheticals

[@zombarney]

Wouldn’t kill him, instead I would wait for him to gain consciousness, lead him out to the forest, untie him and say “you’re free now go, go” while shaking bottles with pebbles in and holding my coat open to appear big and intimidating. As he runs off to start his new life a single tear rolls down my cheek as I soak in the setting sun and the nature around me.

[@RacingSnails64]

That is beautiful

[@penis311]

aint nothin funny about that that’s just beautiful

[@headphonesdawg]

Love that I reached the end of that convo as I saw this comment

[@MadisonRamanamabangbang]

*sniff* "Get out of here, you big, dumb animal!"

[@PodreyJenkin138]

​@@MadisonRamanamabangbang "GO ON, I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE!"

[@dylanracho3536]

I love how Chris’ hypotheticals aren’t necessarily situations around you and more so “what would you do after making you do something”

[@antiphon000]

They're not hypothetical because no real question is asked. He forces them into a shitty choice and there's only 1 real remaining action to take and it's shit. It's a fucking terrible hypothetical

[@CharlesDantonio3]

Sigh it’s a shame they had to edit out Zach’s rant about voting machines in Georgia that was really funny

[@ozmond]

Yeah something about bamboo idk

[@CharlesDantonio3]

@@ozmond It was weird when he was talking about ‘oh so it just so HAPPENED to hit a server in the pizza place, yeah sure bud’ i didn’t really get that part

[@user-kv5lq9xm8c]

@@CharlesDantonio3I think he was referring to pizzagate with that one. He went deep with that reference

[@kingdavid7516]

you guys are so wrong, it was Lyle's take on the Israel vs Palestine debate that left my jaw in the kitchen. for reference, i was listening to this on my bluetooth speaker while i made grilled cheese sandwiches, and right now i'm in a totally different room, yet my jaw is still there, on the ground. i've learned of a new kind of racism that has left me incapable of taking in new information, because it was so thought-provoking and taboo. it's all i think about. do you think they really do that?

[@Time_Limit]

@@user-kv5lq9xm8c Wait was this towards the end of the video?

[@morgancasey]

The hard cut to frey being gunned down in New York was probably the best game ending I’ve seen

[@dandy269]

20:33 This is just “Hey Peter, Remember the time!” But with Simpson characters

[@joshuahughes4704]

Those hack frauds

[@coopergw3463]

They said Dale Gribble died today, which means they recorded this over 3 months ago

[@Time_Limit]

Dang, I think the elites got Zach and Chris too.

[@Time_Limit]

August 10th for those who don't know

[@Tom-jy6mc]

If they recorded this over 3 months ago, I'd be even more upset because it's from this video that I learned this fact just now, and I somehow hadn't heard yet.

[@ja37452]

Zach calling the creator of Black Mirror Charlie Hebdo deserves more recognition

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Eh reminds me of that horrible tragedy.

[@rockofshame]

Je suis Charlie from smiling friends

[@IndexInvestingWithCole]

Zach is like: “Woah this game is really spoken for me. Wait a minute!”

[@HandikraftWerks]

Wait a minute HOLD ON

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Woah woah wait a heckin' minute Gamers™

[@stankovicf]

Hurm, wait a minute, hurm, wait a minute...

[@magicmungis8822]

say that again...

[@FeralGhoulium]

Wait a sec. Did you said what I THINK you just said!?

[@Thegoatone23]

You guys seriously need to give these videos five stars so they’ll stop reuploading them

[@SkitSkat8008]

Stars? Haven't heard about that in a long time

[@aioli121]

I don't know anything about no 5 stars. But I gave this internet film a 4 buckets of popcorn out of 5 buckets of popcorn. It wasn't perfect by any means, but it was about as close to perfect as anything I've ever seen.

[@SecretSquaff]

@@SkitSkat8008 The plug-in all browsers need. Returning youtube to a star rating system. That'll teach all them gamers with a bad attitude.

[@theshrimp]

Next thing you know, the video will be renamed “oneyplays’s best”

[@CreamCityErc]

Ever since the Game Dude became the manager, they've been pulling that malarkey with every video.

[@boohaloo1]

The "would you kill him" hypothetical in this video is honestly one of my favorite hypotheticals from this channel. I couldn't fucking stop laughing it was incredible

[@joshuahughes4704]

So what would you do?

[@Beunibster]

@@joshuahughes4704 I'd cook him spaghetti but feed it to him cold and put on his socks straight out of the wash, so they're all wet

[@partthethird]

@@Beunibster username checks out

[@johnnybravo5726]

@@joshuahughes4704 I'd turn him to spaghetti by grinding his fingers into noodles

[@ab-gail]

@@Beunibster Now he’ll *have* to kill you.

[@MuensterQ]

WOULD('NT): since you've already kidnapped the guy: just leave him out in the desert, but far enough that he could never make it back. Leave him a canteen filled with distilled water as a prank (it won't keep him hydrated, but it would be less obvious than sea water or something)

[@joshuahughes4704]

That’s actually more evil than killing him

[@whateveryasaypal5022]

​@@joshuahughes4704yeah I agree this person is just straight up BAD dude

[@raihyrick5609]

Yes

[@MuensterQ]

@@whateveryasaypal5022 I have a sick and twisted mind... one that such a person as you'reself could never fathom...

[@thesilverblueman]

this is false distilled water while lacking in minerals does hydrate you it is recommended that you distill natural water in survival situations

[@0_Cardboard_0]

“Frey enters the fray!” - Smash announcer voice

[@godesabode]

frey gets viciously mangled by tiny green aliens

[@HectorLopez0217]

“Frey moves sh*t with her frickin’ mind!”

[@SocknessMonster]

"Smashter of Puppets"

[@JashtheBrash]

"I'm just ordering from the menu" was a great Lyle Line (tm)

[@MegaRshine]

I can't wait for the smiling friends episode with the quantum computer and the kidnapping and being forced to kill them

[@BiggerBricks]

Ngl being an Oneyplays fan and watching Smiling Friends was great. They legit save some of their ridiculous off-the-cuff insanity and make them into gags 10/10 fan service

[@terryflopycow2231]

13:21 original vid froze before playing the edit video, OneyPlays quality control is determined

[@necromech_]

it seemed like the audio was slightly desynced in the original

[@kingdavid7516]

@@necromech_nah, the original had the Command and Conquer music in it. if there was any desync, i didn't notice. my ADD brain had to look at the comments and when i did, they wouldn't load when i clicked the replies, so i refreshed - uh, yeah... big mistake, buddy - when i did that the video was privated. the only difference i notice, personally, was the removal of the music. so, uh, yeah... you lose, athiersts

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

That ending with the genuine tribute to Johnny Hardwick was actually touching.

[@Mitchisable]

Yeah KOTH was a big part of my childhood so that ending was actually very nice

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Same. I really hope the reboot doesn't happen. The later years already sucked enough plus it already had a decent ending

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 I think the reboot is still going forward, I heard something that Johnny had already recorded a good chunk of lines before he passed away. I'm not a huge fan of reboots at this point, and KotH DEFINITELY had a good ending, but if Johnny was happy to have come back to record more Dale lines, it'd be a sad waste to just cancel the whole show. I just want to make sure they don't kill off Dale or anything.

[@Mitchisable]

@@TheChildofAuraReborn While I liked the ending of KOTH, even though bipolar episode with Kahn was the last actual episode, I didn't like the episode as a whole. It reset Bobby and Hank's entire relationship that they built throughout the series and Bobby becoming a somebody who knew the inside and out of cattle was such a cop-out imo.

[@Jmerzio]

"Fire in the sky alien eye needle" is the exact phrase required to unlock a lot of childhood phobias

[@rando29287]

hearing Chris and Zach talk about how good the game is had be surprised. until I found out they weren't talking about fore spoken haha

[@BiggerBricks]

I thought the exact thing, I had to rewind it a couple times to make sure they didn't actually complement this garbage fire lol

[@Cian097]

Marty Mcfly: Oh I know this oney plays episode, it's a classic Everyone else: what do you mean you've seen it before, it's brand new?

[@theo373]

Me: Uh can you not?

[@Citrusautomaton]

I legitimately don’t know why this was reuploaded and i don’t think my fellow enjoyers will give an actual answer.💀 Edit: I ACTUALLY DO KNOW NOW. The “NO EXCUSE ON JUDGEMENT DAY” march had very poorly cut audio that bled into the gameplay for a second. Yes it was distracting, but i didn’t expect them to go out of their way to fix it. Editor is a perfectionist CONFIRMED!!!

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

it's literally just a one second difference between the 2 versions

[@rambact5769]

​@@mrminecraftcubeableVery important however..

[@lucazaroli6761]

A “for” so nice, it had to be “spoken” twice

[@RacingSnails64]

Frey x Moto Moto is my OTP

[@Blackrain7070]

One day these games will learn to add a "skip annoying side quests that stop you in your tracks from completing the main story." Make taking pictures for children an option you can do later, if at all

[@alphabros5226]

Better yet, don't have a gameplay concept based around such a time wasting activity.

[@AdamantLightLP]

Gotta inflate the playtime somehow.

[@alimations5226]

Fr even Spider-Man has this problem

[@DrLazerbeam]

It feels like they've been playing for 400 hours and they're only in the tutorial stages

[@barethembones]

Legend says this video was reuploaded because Bill Gates requested that they use a more voluptuous image of his bust

[@OakNuggins]

You guys forgot the fact that the hypothetical Chris was talking about was basically a whole episode of Breaking Bad lol.

[@kurdtcoben]

I just heard the news about Tomar and I'm so devastated! My heartfelt condolences to you guys, it's a terrible tragedy. I know words often ring hollow in these trying times but it's all I can offer. My thoughts and prayers go out to his victims' families as well. Nobody gained anything from this senseless act of blind gamer rage! R.I.P. Joshua "Kikongo Killer" Tomar, we will never forget you buddy

[@VelvetAura]

that brief NO EXCUSE ON JUDGMENT DAY mixed with Hell March went hard

[@jairovalverde5735]

I think Chris really botched the hypothetical LMAO In what seems like the actual hypothetical I wouldn't kill the dude. In Chris' I'd have to because there's really no option, lol

[@lucasm20]

Hmmm, wonder what was cut out.

[@087Alfred]

Zach’s manifesto

[@grelkie]

You don’t want to know….

[@terryflopycow2231]

13:21 the original edit froze for a sec at first

[@lucasm20]

@@terryflopycow2231 Oh yeah nice catch, I remember that.

[@Ivory.Iris.]

2 fourspokens in one day? I- I MUST BE DREAMING!! Edit: I noticed it’s the same video. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!

[@Official_Rockandrolla_98]

What were they theeeeeeeeenkeeeng

[@Sandux930]

Two sheeety videos for each of my assssss cheeks 😂😂

[@hiderryce1861]

Was the first one uncut or something?

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

Steempee what what were they theeeenking

[@Scorpey]

8spoken

[@Kitchwamon]

I'm surprised Lyle didn't say he wanted 50 Cent, from 50 Cent Blood in the Sand in Smash. But then I remembered that 50 Cent is already in Smash Bros.

[@smartfella7914]

Don’t say Donkey Kong

[@Kitchwamon]

@@smartfella7914 lol, you wild for that one

[@advisingassable]

Chris has this strange obsession with convincing his friends to admit they would maim somebody with increasingly elaborate hypotheticals, Also, the " ending ruining the rest" comparison of the GoT show and the Chris Chan.. entity? is legit accurate

[@travisunderwood3255]

Lol. They said they already had the guy tied up but no one suggested waiting until he wakes up to maybe have a conversation. Come to some sort of understanding. Haha. No one has to die. Chris is out for blood.

[@smartfella7914]

no they should torture him

[@pistachio70]

You can tell that Lyle was actually replaced with his imposter for this series. How? Because Lyle was asked who he wanted in Smash and his answer wasn't immediately 50 Cent from "50 Cent: Blood on the Sand."

[@dadiscoverychannel]

7:02 spoiler alert Zach is 100% spot on with this observation lmfao

[@thirst8015]

Is it really a spoiler if anyone could put two and two together.

[@redbuck1385]

Is "there's gonna be a twist or something" really specific enough to be a spoiler?

[@BiggerBricks]

Yeah these boys are above average intelligence, I think the game designers expected a bunch of room-temp IQ knuckle scrapers to buy their game so they could put in the worst writing possible and they'd still clap their big wet baby feet together

[@yummypiratehostage9888]

I mean the REALLY stupid twist is about her mom not her dad

[@dadiscoverychannel]

@@redbuck1385 specifically that there's a "big twist" about the cuff but yeah lmao

[@George_vv]

On the topic of Buger Andy, does anyone remember when he was a key witness to a huge traffic accident manslaughter case? I don't think he was actually involved with the court case but he was on the news because he caught part of the incident on camera and that really messed me up for some reason.

[@Asmef9261]

wasnt expecting lyle to be the one to make a ratboygenius reference

[@Alkalion69]

John Coffey's final smash would be him smashing Mr. Jingles in his palm with his fist, sucking the death out of him and spitting it at his opponent while Mr. Jingles flosses.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

If y’all are curious why it got reuploaded I think the timing on the hell March part was off originally. Imma be real I respect that

[@ohaiduhg]

I'm only participating in this hypothetical if the man who wants to kill me is a smaller version of me.

[@smartfella7914]

Like a 4’11 version of you

[@VelvetAura]

18:21 the ultimate twist would be that if your treatment of that innocent person made them so mad that they take you out in retaliation, therefore making the computer right

[@Vieweer]

This fucking kidnapping bit might be my favorite hypothetical so far. Really good shit, had me dying

[@lundylow]

22:05 I awoke from a dream legitimately thinking I was listening to a Smiling Friends episode

[@lightsideendings5815]

What do you give an amazing game that already has everything in it? That's right. You give it Pipe Dream.

[@joolianlee]

22:25 lyle was so close here and he had me on the edge of my seat he was two moves away from solving it

[@axneon]

I remember hearing that zach made/was making a ratboy genius game years ago from somewhere, but there was absolutely no documentation on that anywhere and i thought i was going insane

[@rockman2010]

Zach dating this vid to the passing of Dale’s voice actor really shows you how long they take to release episodes, aug 8 to now, long time. But still greatful for more forewokeness

[@jackofblades3998]

Goredash sounds like a Hitman service where you order a hit on someone and if they don't do it in 30 minutes or less then it's free

[@LaserbeamXperience]

I hope dave doesn't kill himself again if frey ends up in smash

[@ElijahZaporteza]

If anyone’s wondering what they changed: the original upload had a worm in it

[@El-Burrito]

The Johnny Hardwick reference at the end dates the video. It's pretty interesting to learn this was probably recorded 3 months ago.

[@antiphon000]

It's because Zach is the only thing keeping this channel alive so they have to split up the episodes.

[@Womper1992]

@@antiphon000 why are you so pissy

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

I can't believe Frey has all the food in NYC to remark on and she picks knish. What a quirky thing to say

[@Assimandeli]

I wouldn't kill the guy. I can fix him.

[@pinoyinahalf]

they had to cut the part where Frey shows her brown eye

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

tbh it was really gross

[@DrHeinzy]

For y'all's information: The CWC game is still being worked on.

[@Pren0110]

Zach calling Bill Gates’ man breast’s shapely is very refreshing

[@saint3106]

14:10 - the thought experiment to end all thought experiments.

[@Tom-jy6mc]

I've compiled a list of possible smash characters to add to the oneyplays "crossover chaos" event using market research of the Oneyplays fandom and recent Internet trends, I'd love to hear feedback!: - Seth Rogan - The elf from Santa inc. - Steven Seagal - Osama Bin laden - Osama's miniature perfect copyclone - Charles Manson - Furry that died from shit poisoning - Toxic gossip train lady - Mark Zuckerberg - John McAfee - Trump -Trumpet Guy - Bill Clinton - Burger Andy - Vladimir Putin - Cory

[@mrshmuga9]

5:44 The timing on Freya’s dialogue was dead-on.

[@Funk08]

RIP Zach's Apu impersonation.

[@vrakathen9332]

The fact that someone already made an Oneyplays Hellmarch video in preparation for this video is insane

[@jesusalduenda6931]

I love when Chris clutches his heart after Lyle shows him his big brown smile

[@pjbutton3396]

13:22 yeah, reminds me of that time a million guys goose stepped while honking like them

[@jackelewish1568]

Crazy at 2:48 i was playing a Metallica solo on my unplugged electric guitar while watching and then they mentioned Metallica! Crazy coincidence!!!

[@Tralfazz74]

I genuinely forgot they were playing a game the entire murder discussion. I would wipe the piss off the guy, huck him onto my back, and tell anyone that I was taking my drunk friend home. At the cabin, I'll lay him down gently on the bed, remove his protective leather jacket, make him soup, put on soft music, and make sure that my kabar is handy. I'll set the soup next to him, start playing with the knife, and when he gets up, I'll tell him "Oh! You're up! You've been out for a long time, silly. I wasn't sure you were gonna make it." Of course, I'm smiling. At this point, he should be thoroughly freaked. I lean against the wall, continually reassure him that this is a safe space, interlacing giggles as I continue twirling the knife. "It's okay, I know what you want most. You can say it here. Don't worry, I won't tell. I just wanna know WHY" On "WHYl" Grip the knife super tight, drop voice an octave, stare him down. 2 seconds later, put back on the beaming smile, giggle, and go back to twirling. What happens next is up to him. I can't make the details yet, but if he still wants me dead, I'll board him in that room and make him a pet. If he doesn't, well, I can't be so sure off of just words, now, can I?

[@urpetdog]

6:04 is legitimately the hardest moment in gaming and of all games it came from this

[@bagamingshow]

I totally would NOT go through his pockets and leave him in the piss puddle.

[@damianvaldez9390]

I love that Zach kept pointing out how he was forced by Chris to kidnap the guy

[@megasteve90]

What if the twist of the hypothetical was that the guy didn't know you at all, and only wanted to kill you after you kidnaped him. If you didn't see his face on the super computer, none of it would have happened.

[@islandboy9381]

I like how everyone treated Chris-Chan like a cartoon character and not a ticking time bomb that should have been institutionalized a long time ago. Oh well, atleast we had some LOLS along the way right fellas? And the GoT analogy would work if it wasn't the incest scene in the first episode that drew people to the series to begin with :P

[@LMFAO_FAN_2004]

I would ask the computer to find me the guy that wants to kill the guy that wants to kill me.

[@mutespittah2051]

When he woke up he would be bound to a chair that he can't escape, and there would be two screens running. One would be the various ways scrolling, and possible ai rendered versions of the way the ai determined he would kill me. The other screen would be the movie Minority Report, and he would have headphones nailed to his head, so he would have to watch it over and over and over, til someone eventually found him.

[@JohnDoe-e4i]

I would lobotomize him, I don’t have have to commit murder, and now he can’t kill me.

[@ImTheHamSandwich]

the Monkey Bit is my new all time favorite bit okay second favorite after Niall falling

[@All-Aussie-Advent]

Mate that hypothetical. Scenario could stop after meeting the man in the urinand that's where he develops his reason for wanting to kill you based upon the interaction

[@GarlicBreadBen]

I *would*, but I would bring the guy into an area with witnesses, unharmed, and then arm myself. When he awakens, he will see me and try to kill me, and then I can kill him back, and the witnesses will see it is self defense and I get off scott free.

[@selectionn]

so random bystanders saw you bring a tied up guy into a shopping mall, untie him, stand in front of his unconscious body for 10 minutes, he wakes up and then you shoot this unarmed man in the head with your giant .44 revolver it doesnt look good for you man

[@GarlicBreadBen]

@@selectionn I mean you could just sneak in the tied up guy. The hypothetical says as soon as he notices you, he will try to kill you. So if you get him into the public space unnoticed, then just sit nearby with a book or something (but within eyeline when he wakes up), as soon as he attacks you THEN you kill him.

[@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006]

Lyle has fully infested my brain with his vocabulary. I referred to some kids as "childs" earlier

[@flashmozzg]

21:13 That perfect cut xD

[@clockknight13]

I like how freya is straight up committing murder and they dont care because theyre dealing with a chris hypothetical

[@twitchyeyess]

Oh yeah, this is going into the funny hypotheticals compilation.

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I look forward to the comp of them mocking this game's writing.

[@michaelchimenti2847]

All jokes aside I am amazed that hell march clip wasn’t edited out

[@DrainWAV]

Wouldn't: The twist is that he wants to kill me because I kidnapped him and tied him up in the cabin, and the computer already predicted that too.

[@clownymoosebean]

Lyle can't escape the childs.

[@eniqmo6144]

I can't believe Zach would say he would rip out a guys organs and eat them in a burger . Then make one for Chris without telling him what was inside of it

[@leitmotif7268]

I can’t believe that’s the secret ingredient in the Salty’s sauce, and I REALLY can’t believe they cut that bit out for the reupload.

[@froderickalabaster]

the chris chan game actually still gets updated pretty often and a playable demo drops in december!

[@ovichggat]

out of all the ridiculous hypotheticals they create on oneyplays, Zach having a morale quandary and taking this one so seriously is so hilarious

[@TemenosL]

Wouldn't kill the guy because his head injury is proooobably going to do him in anyway. And if he comes at me later, I'll be ready.

[@fezzy6952]

The "No excuse on judgment day" mashup sounds so much like a SMT Nocturne song