Drop the Bass in FORSPOKEN

[@monkeykong6230]

I like how every hypothetical Zach comes up with is “how would you react in the aftermath of this horrible thing that you can do nothing about?” And if you say *ANYTHING*, he just goes, ”no, you can’t do that.”

[@tristandaries1129]

Whenever Zach brings up a knife it’s always 10 inches long or a machete

[@alexob3643]

The real question ... was it brandished?

[@lastEvergreen]

Wrong in Episode 1 of the Saints Row 2022 Lets Play he says "I'll let my little knife do all the talking."

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Violence Zach

[@Kurostyle21]

​@@lastEvergreen"Little knife" as opposed to the machete!

[@FloofMother]

Or his Shmitmar

[@kombatpath8605]

7:28 I love that Chris just starts reciting the avgn atari 5200 episode for no fucking reason

[@TellusLS]

The fact that he remembered it pretty fucking well is actually amazing in a stupid way

[@yungpm]

What would you do if suddenly your whole family started doing that while looking directly at you?

[@seansmith6255]

Oh that's what that was I knew it was familiar

[@UmbrellaGent]

Sounds like a Patrick Bateman monologue.

[@gregoryberrycone]

He really has a beautiful mind

[@d00gz_]

Congratulations to Zach for being the first non-Irish person to tell an Irish story

[@Pinnaporaptor]

Cory would absolutely be the first, his little power rangers story with the popsicles instantly comes to mind

[@kie_stone]

@@PinnaporaptorA story so good Jeff and the rest of the gang were so pissed they ended the episode.

[@natto4now]

I can't believe oneyplays is holding together the forspoken fanbase

[@tunasandwich8049]

Same with the yiik fanbase

[@legtendgav556]

​@@tunasandwich80491.V any day now...

[@captaincuttlefish]

What fanbase? Badum TSSSSH

[@misteryA555]

​@@tunasandwich8049KISS RORY!!!!!! DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

[@LanceThumping]

8:00, My stomach dropped, my hand started shaking, and I was suddenly drenched in sweat because I feared for a moment that his words would be "if you had a clone of..."

[@jakespeer7221]

The “Would you let someone die if you knew they would kill you” hypothetical really is Tiny Hitler 2.0

[@welporajackwelp4899]

yeah but its more direct in its threat

[@morgboat744]

i believe you meant to say “perfect copy”

[@wildabeastreal]

Nothing gets me into the Christmas mood more than Forspoken

[@Mantid539]

Amen brother this gets me into a depression spirit as well

[@Iceman10000]

​@@Mantid539Getting depressed at Christmas is like so edgy and quirky bro

[@parsleyisthicc]

I can open my presents with my FRIKKEN MIND!

[@InspectahReese]

All I want for Christmas is a Smelly Tomar Egg™️

[@Mantid539]

@@Iceman10000 Umhhhh actually it’s a natural phenomenon backed by FACTS buddy. DEFEATED

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I am shocked we are getting more of this, but I love this trio mocking the writing and dialogue.

[@blazethecat2622]

They wrote it

[@Mantid539]

Dude you saying trio made me so fucking diamonds

[@VEE0034]

​@@Mantid539huh? Minecraft

[@Thegoatone23]

@@Mantid539made me so epic bacon muffin swords

[@derpizzaman1050]

they don't even pay attention most of the time lmao. they spent the entire episode trying to fix their hypothetical

[@danemiller7865]

Chris: Guys, I've fixed the hypothetical Proceeds to make the hypothetical even more complicated and stupid

[@legtendgav556]

"Brazillian Parents"

[@beefsnort]

Shapiffany might have been executed by a Mexican cartel but her spirit lives on.

[@Gojiracity]

The fact that the boys actually predict the ending 😂

[@Gojiracity]

@@KillThad Spoiler warning for anyone who actually cares: the dragon is good and the bracelet is bad 😂 When Chris said it, I genuinely just thought he looked it up.

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

@@Gojiracity they're soothsayers

[@jkid3525]

I have been looking for this comment for centuries

[@MotherFucker445]

@@Gojiracityand the dragon is actually the mom too just the bracelet isn’t the dad.

[@shanemiller1182]

@@Gojiracity also the dragon goes to NYC and crashes into the twin towers

[@LanguidWyvern]

They really gazed into the palantir of mediocrity and correctly deduced the end plot of this game

[@Mausso]

Despite barely paying attention

[@hectormontes7056]

I am actually baffled, cuff is evil and the dragon is her mom. That’s so incredibly stupid.

[@JeffreyThrash]

They forespoke the ending of Forespoken. And just about every other line of dialogue in this game. Might be a sign the game’s plot is a bit predictable, hmm?

[@TheBfutgreg]

I'm sure that an edited video can't have people looking shit up on the side

[@ashbha4138]

​@TheBfutgreg you can apply this logic to anything in existence ever.

[@chuck1991]

7:30 Immediately recognizing Chris reciting AVGN makes me feel like I have failed some sort of life test.

[@lukeathing6753]

The alien hypothetical is no joke the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard I almost threw up my stomach is in so much pain right now

[@MrBump2]

I love Chris just reading AVGN transcripts for no reason

[@thehalflifecockroach168]

I can’t believe Frog Bassist and his narrator are playing hit new game Forspoken!

[@Dennisjay9]

This game is magic, my two favorite Oney Plays series tropes. 1 Where they are ripping a bad game apart, and 2 are so uninterested in what's happening on screen they just start brain dumping about nothing.

[@smallestgoober9399]

I wasn't laughing at Zach's dissection hypothetical, I was laughing about the possibility of it being in a Smiling Friends episode.

[@scragglie]

fucking fax, i expect to see that in a new season

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The sneak peak they released of an episode did have aliens in it for sure so there’s an incredibly real chance there’s some element or shadow of this concept there. We can only pray

[@VivPrime]

The footage of Season 2 that we've been shown was about aliens....

[@parisulki729]

​@VivPrime for the amount of times he brings up "Fire in the sky", i believe the episode would heavily inspired by it

[@42Nightsyesterday]

I was laughing at Chris’ sound effects and reactions, those had me rolling

[@nofriendnick7808]

i bet nobody even notices zach's damn near obsession with fire ants for some reason

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Fire ants, 10 inch knives and that movie Fire In The Sky.

[@SaidVSMath]

Owbsession

[@krampuskardashian5890]

It's an evocative word. It packs a lot of psychic weight.

[@PapaRoboto]

Damn near O-bsession.

[@konradohlm3131]

You notice that,but not the fact that whenever he wants to bring up something disgusting it´s always shit or eating shit related?

[@Based_nobark]

Very bold of Chris to criticize Lyle about missing something by running past it and being confused

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Sometimes Zach’s idea of a hypothetical is saying the most insane shit you’ve ever heard and then saying “what would you do in that scenario?”

[@terminallycapricious2149]

Did chris actually just guess the twist that the dragon is Frey's mom?

[@shadowrunner4620]

Not only that, but right after Zach speculates that the cuff is evil and the dragon is good. But Chris found it so stupidly predictable that he shot it down. Fucking hell, these poor boys are gonna be shaking their fists in frustration later on.

[@Deadbeatcow]

​@@shadowrunner4620Did nobody see their videos completing the game six months ago?

[@_d0ll_]

@@Deadbeatcowwdym?

[@lazyboyz5472]

​@@_d0ll_they already beat the game then de listed all the videos because zach kept getting mad at chris and lyle for insulting the game

[@thexipherino667]

Zach proves ones once again that his hypotheticals are just a yes or one question and asking if you will be ok after the most horrible thing happened to you. Never change little goblin.

[@trime1015]

Zach got lost in the sauce on that alien hypothetical

[@JeffreyThrash]

I like how long Chris hesitated when asked whether Sonic Frontiers was better than Forespoken.

[@quaker47]

as he should

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@quaker47 I would have defended Sonic Frontiers before that "Final Horizons" update. Between that and Sonic Superstars, what is it with Sonic Team's newfound hatred of sensibly-placed checkpoints?

[@Mote.]

Zach's fire-ants question made me laugh out loud before Chris even answered it.

[@Mote.]

I quote Zach a lot when he said "I would rather put the tip of my c*ck on a fire ant nest instead of play this f*cking game"

[@Xenomorthian]

Its just such a great idea, like nobody thinks about infinite rain of ants being worse than nukes

[@Salami_Snatch]

We need Frey in Gaither's Pond NOW!! She would be Frey the Fantastically Funny Flea

[@sebastianesquivel5011]

Freythers pond

[@Pebphiz]

@@sebastianesquivel5011 A pond full of pee in which murderers drown.

[@xplatypus516]

Not tomorrow not yesterday but NOW!

[@parisulki729]

Quadruple alliteration!

[@thiefamongu3857]

​@@sebastianesquivel5011fuck you I spit out my food dying laughing 😂

[@seulgisz]

zach being released from the dungeon for his government mandated letsplay time

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

23 hours, 7 days a week

[@dergonball2558]

You can really tell the boys are trying their hardest to pull anything entertaining out of this game

[@Gamewiz-gj6zq]

And here I was, gently laying my hand on the computer screen with a tearful eye waiting for the next Forspoken.

[@flxsemi]

My headcanon future for Chris, Zach, and Lyle is them half-senile, green, and retired in the Home but they're still trying to fix this "would you murder your murderer" hypothetical

[@Joescotterpuss]

Forspoken? Being played by OneyPlays?? Wow! Thats pretty dang epic!

[@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA]

video game being played by le youtube channel erm that is kinda epic i am not going to lie

[@AmIntrigued]

Only thing more epic is if mummy brought me a happy meal with an official licensed Forespoken toy

[@terencecobain]

​@@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjAErm, I don't mean to be rude. But, uh. I think you have forgotten to capitalize the first letter in your reploo. Oops, I meant to say reply. Hehe.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

amazeballs indeed

[@dandyel1133]

Holds up spork

[@roostergaming3373]

They really outdid themselves with the hypotheticals in this episode. This is one of my favourite playthroughs on this channel. Keep it up!

[@vincentibarra5686]

I am torn between them actually predicting the ending or because it has been out for so long they just stumbled into the ending online somehow

[@shadowrunner4620]

Lmao nah they fucking did. Zach just mentioned that probably the dragon is good and the cuff is bad

[@bagelgoose6874]

​@@shadowrunner4620the commenter meant if it was a true prediction or if they had heard about the ending beforehand

[@shadowrunner4620]

@@bagelgoose6874 oh my bad. I am like 80% sure they guessed because since they are writers and have possibly seen the most common and used tropes and story beats in films and stories, so they can probably recognize them a mile away.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@shadowrunner4620with how badly written this game is, the most obvious trope is probably the one they’ll go for so he made a wise guess

[@Deadbeatcow]

They played this game 6 months ago, check the playlists lol

[@symbiote1982pk]

Man, that hypothetical turned into the plot of Happy Death Day pretty quickly.

[@FloofMother]

It’s like happy death day mixed with ERASED

[@FloofMother]

I shit my diapie and started drooling when I saw that a brand new episode of forspoken dropped

[@luvuberrymuch49]

Dude..... Daipie bros🥹.....

[@demikosunpo]

scabies in your diapies

[@PodreyJenkin138]

Don't you mean hotspoken?

[@FloofMother]

@@luvuberrymuch49I’m thinking diapie bros for life

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

You dropped a bass in your pants.

[@ShatMedia13]

forspoken unironically one of my favourite series

[@MrHeavy466]

16:38 I love how this goes from a horror abduction story to an Efuckt video.

[@DaBomb2367]

This was the sickest 19 minute dubstep amv I’ve ever seen

[@punishederic4761]

The only series I've ever wanted to be completed is back, you guys are only 20% of the way through the game I believe in you!

[@adamgrogory]

It's so good to see the boys realizing that the underlying theme of Forspoken is to make people addicted to sado-masochist alien erotica.

[@Valhalla_Outdoors]

Just to clarify, this is at least the second time Chris has stated he would destroy Ice Land if given the opportunity

[@samwallaceart288]

If Chris tripped and fell in the bathroom at the U.N., Iceland would definitely leave him to drown and not even deny it.

[@HawtDawg420]

Best combination of guests on OneyPlays for sure.

[@jimmywhistles3199]

How much you guys wanna bet that the next forspoken video is them STILL trying to make this fucking hypothetical work

[@HankGreenburg]

It's so insane that the game makes you go underwater and its EXACTLY the same as being on dry land.

[@Kianfox]

I like this editors style, no loud noises that blast over the commentary

[@eatonashe3691]

Oney and the gang are hypothetically writing a script for minority report 2.

[@MGlunky]

That movie features both psychics who see the future and computers that make it seem 100% accurate.😂

[@girlweird833]

I hope "The Frog Bassist Explainer" returns for future episodes.

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

Oney is my favorite brown girl who blows up game studios with his freaking mind

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

I rarely comment on KZbin videos but I wanted to take the time to tell you that you stand out. Among all the many KZbinrs I follow, you are special. Nobody else is able to review games in a way that makes me feel like I’m experiencing the game myself. You point out the flaws but you have such a deep respect for the games that you review, which gives everything such a positive vibe. It feels like you understand all the good intentions behind what the developers do. Please keep doing what you do. Whenever you release a video, it makes my day.

[@TheBanMan]

No one even batted an eye over "Leela Simpson"

[@PlaskiJakDeska]

Zach's hypothetical was just Chris being abducted by Dark Eldars.

[@quarterpants999]

When Chris started to quote the Atari, angry video game nerd episode, I had a Manchurian candidate moment where I immediately started visualizing the episode.

[@pengmaeda9908]

I hope the boys had a wonderful lunch break in between gaming sessions.

[@NIMPAK1]

I love how a;; their hypotheticals are basically "what would you do after you've done all these hyper specific things that you (or anyone) would have never done before".

[@ru_ffles]

I love that this series is now just hypothetical scenarios. Reminds me of ole sleepycabin

[@pierce2617]

correct me if im wrong but i think chris talked about taking iceland out like two times

[@PodreyJenkin138]

We all know it's because of his fear and loathing of the Icelandic starer

[@son12509]

Literally the only redeemable part of this game is the free running movement. That looks neat.

[@PodreyJenkin138]

I've seen better and it's been done far before this so it's not even original But it does look enjoyable

[@mishamorozov5325]

Some of the enemy designs are visually neat too. I like the gaping ribcage mouths and semi-realistic armour on the animals and soldiers.

[@PodreyJenkin138]

@@mishamorozov5325 yeah and the power effects are cool, reminds me of earth bending and makes me wish we got a AAA realistic avatar game Just a shame it's trapped in one of the lamest, most embarrassing and cringiest games I've ever witnessed

[@ZachNa]

THE SECOND he started talking about the lake creatures enjoying the frog's singing i knew it would become gaithers pond

[@Goatllama]

It's mildly comforting that Zach gets panic attacks from imagining preposterous things. The same thing happens to me sometimes. One time it was from thinking "what if I swallowed my own head" and another was from seeing (of all things) the Gummy Ship flying past a weirdly angled wall in the KH playthrough.

[@PodreyJenkin138]

We all know chris wants to antenhiemer Iceland to finally rid us of the terror of the Icelandic starer!!!

[@spyronos]

I love that Zach just made the plot to Hellraisers, but with aliens instead of cenobites

[@Jaccused]

I think a better version of the god computer hypothetical is to simplify it to it being like useing ChatGPT 5 or whatever so there is still some skepticism over whether the information is accurate or reliable, but in all the time you've used this AI it's been incredibly accurate and when you ask if someone is out to murder you it gives you a super specific list of people you know, like personal details that you could verify accurate.

[@popo0129]

Some kid got this in his stocking for Christmas last year think about that for a minute

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

The plot twist to the hypothetical would be that all the people that would instantly kill you in sight recieved a list like yours and you are on it

[@ryanotte6737]

Indeed, an awesome possible addition to the hypothetical.

[@TheMooper27]

Is that a motherflipping episode of forspoken? Hecking awesome, have some reddit gold my good sir.

[@Astro_Crunch]

Very unprecedented for OneyPlays to give us free DLC for a hypothetical. Let's hope Tomar doesn't get greedy and start charging extra so we can find out later what he would do if Jaxxy got turned into a hammerhead shark.

[@wittymchitty]

Already watched this 15 times! Instant classic

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

The oney boys have struck their most difficult and ambitious hypothetical yet

[@Thatonedude917]

Leela Simpson is my favorite character on The Futuresons

[@floga10]

I love the *insane situation* “what would you do” bit

[@snerttt]

This is the second time Chris has wished for the fall of Iceland. Something is up with this guy.

[@4thSurviver]

The Icelandic Starer is after Chris because he was the first one to being it the attention of the masses. Chris wants a preemptive strike.

[@LeviathansGrotto]

You can really tell Fire in the Sky traumatized Zach with how often he brings it up. What a lil rattie

[@Mantid539]

Searching for mom and stepdad fight review got me into a dark rabbit hole 🦷

[@VLADPowder]

I had some hearty Lyle laughs to this one! This series is pure gold

[@Top_Hat_Walrus]

They predicted the ending just like that

[@StinkyBuster]

This is the most iconic way to experience this game.

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

it's so weird hearing new funny oneyplays clips

[@unbindingfloyd]

Chris recites og AVGN reviews like Shakespeare.

[@vaguely_boring]

It's good to see the oneyplays crew keeping this game on life support in their basement so they can cut off it's fingers and toes for our entertainment

[@topgun2580]

15:15 in case anyone was curious, Zach is referring to the HBO series "DEVS".

[@justkon1789]

Time for my bi-daily oney goon session

[@AtomicTank1000]

I'm so glad these guys are persevering through this game. Seeing it through their eyes specifically is so cathartic

[@luvuberrymuch49]

I truly believe this is the only channel that can make this game watchable

[@shimoshamman]

i agree with everything they say about this game but them getting mad that the one boss "came back from the dead" wasn't who they think it was at all because they weren't paying attention to the cutscene is very on brand for oneyplays lol

[@Ayahuasca98]

Nothing gets me more gnomestruck than a new ‘spoken upload

[@justkon1789]

I love how Chris and Zach predicted the plot of the cuff being evil and the dragon being her mom

[@zartdart]

Chris doing a take on the Mike and Melissa "Beer Song" at 14:20

[@Wtftruck]

This is the longest Forsaken playthrough I've seen

[@welporajackwelp4899]

17:26 I was hoping he'd say that the aliens would reveal it was a chimp in a wig

[@lightsideendings5815]

I always love how the hypotheticals distract them from anything that is happening in the game.

[@frednificent]

Chris just starts reading the avgn atari 5200 script

[@TheBfutgreg]

New Mr. Frog lore just dropped....def a reference to Season 2 of Grinning Mates

[@branm5459]

Bold of them to drop a brown note at the start of the video

[@knotbots]

So glad I was already pooping my dipee

[@PolybiusArcadia]

Chris quoting AVGN season 2 opener, he's a real one for that

[@samuelbucher5189]

14:37 Chris spontaneously comes up with Sburb.

[@zanpakutoman4225]

10:16 1) I don't think there are any bathrooms, that are open to the public, that (legally) have security camera's in them. 2) If there was a camera(s) pointed at the bathroom door or an eyewitness account of some kind, you'd still be seen dragging an unconcious body outside. 3) Even if you lied and said you'd take them to a hospital, police would be like "This person was last seen unconscious and being carried by you. We asked local hospitals and they don't have any records of either of you checking in that day. What happened?"

[@faceache6262]

16:55 Zach's Hypothetical here is the funniest imo

[@McDiezel079]

They actually said the worst plot idea they could think of with the dragon and were RIGHT

[@mierardi88]

I love that it was so inconsequential that they missed that the crazy dude was her father.

[@TheHolySemiColon]

I thought he was Auden’s father

[@mierardi88]

Is he not both of their fathers?

[@1776SolidSnake]

@@mierardi88no, freys dad is literally some random black dude from new york who ran off

[@ImTheHamSandwich]

at this point they are predicting the story so accurately they might as well read the Wikipedia to us instead