Drop the Bass in FORSPOKEN

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[@monkeykong6230]

I like how every hypothetical Zach comes up with is “how would you react in the aftermath of this horrible thing that you can do nothing about?” And if you say *ANYTHING*, he just goes, ”no, you can’t do that.”

[@Gojiracity]

The fact that the boys actually predict the ending 😂

[@Gojiracity]

@@KillThad Spoiler warning for anyone who actually cares: the dragon is good and the bracelet is bad 😂 When Chris said it, I genuinely just thought he looked it up.

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

@@Gojiracity they're soothsayers

[@jkid3525]

I have been looking for this comment for centuries

[@MotherFucker445]

@@Gojiracityand the dragon is actually the mom too just the bracelet isn’t the dad.

[@shanemiller1182]

@@Gojiracity also the dragon goes to NYC and crashes into the twin towers

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I am shocked we are getting more of this, but I love this trio mocking the writing and dialogue.

[@blazethecat2622]

They wrote it

[@Mantid539]

Dude you saying trio made me so fucking diamonds

[@VEE0034]

​@@Mantid539huh? Minecraft

[@Markeplier23]

@@Mantid539made me so epic bacon muffin swords

[@derpizzaman1050]

they don't even pay attention most of the time lmao. they spent the entire episode trying to fix their hypothetical

[@wildabeastreal]

Nothing gets me into the Christmas mood more than Forspoken

[@Mantid539]

Amen brother this gets me into a depression spirit as well

[@Iceman10000]

​@@Mantid539Getting depressed at Christmas is like so edgy and quirky bro

[@parsleyisthicc]

I can open my presents with my FRIKKEN MIND!

[@InspectahReese]

All I want for Christmas is a Smelly Tomar Egg™️

[@Mantid539]

@@Iceman10000 Umhhhh actually it’s a natural phenomenon backed by FACTS buddy. DEFEATED

[@tristandaries1129]

Whenever Zach brings up a knife it’s always 10 inches long or a machete

[@alexob3643]

The real question ... was it brandished?

[@lastEvergreen]

Wrong in Episode 1 of the Saints Row 2022 Lets Play he says "I'll let my little knife do all the talking."

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Violence Zach

[@Kurostyle21]

​@@lastEvergreen"Little knife" as opposed to the machete!

[@FloofMother]

Or his Shmitmar

[@LanceThumping]

8:00, My stomach dropped, my hand started shaking, and I was suddenly drenched in sweat because I feared for a moment that his words would be "if you had a clone of..."

[@jakespeer7221]

The “Would you let someone die if you knew they would kill you” hypothetical really is Tiny Hitler 2.0

[@welporajackwelp4899]

yeah but its more direct in its threat

[@morgboat744]

i believe you meant to say “perfect copy”

[@chuck1991]

7:30 Immediately recognizing Chris reciting AVGN makes me feel like I have failed some sort of life test.

[@Dennisjay9]

This game is magic, my two favorite Oney Plays series tropes. 1 Where they are ripping a bad game apart, and 2 are so uninterested in what's happening on screen they just start brain dumping about nothing.

[@thehalflifecockroach168]

I can’t believe Frog Bassist and his narrator are playing hit new game Forspoken!

[@Salami_Snatch]

We need Frey in Gaither's Pond NOW!! She would be Frey the Fantastically Funny Flea

[@sebastianesquivel5011]

Freythers pond

[@Pebphiz]

@@sebastianesquivel5011 A pond full of pee in which murderers drown.

[@xplatypus516]

Not tomorrow not yesterday but NOW!

[@parisulki729]

Quadruple alliteration!

[@thiefamongu3857]

​@@sebastianesquivel5011fuck you I spit out my food dying laughing 😂

[@eatonashe3691]

Oney and the gang are hypothetically writing a script for minority report 2.

[@MGlunky]

That movie features both psychics who see the future and computers that make it seem 100% accurate.😂

[@Joescotterpuss]

Forspoken? Being played by OneyPlays?? Wow! Thats pretty dang epic!

[@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA]

video game being played by le youtube channel erm that is kinda epic i am not going to lie

[@AmIntrigued]

Only thing more epic is if mummy brought me a happy meal with an official licensed Forespoken toy

[@terencecobain]

​@@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjAErm, I don't mean to be rude. But, uh. I think you have forgotten to capitalize the first letter in your reploo. Oops, I meant to say reply. Hehe.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

amazeballs indeed

[@dandyel1133]

Holds up spork

[@jimmywhistles3199]

How much you guys wanna bet that the next forspoken video is them STILL trying to make this fucking hypothetical work

[@JohnDoe-z2r]

I rarely comment on KZbin videos but I wanted to take the time to tell you that you stand out. Among all the many KZbinrs I follow, you are special. Nobody else is able to review games in a way that makes me feel like I’m experiencing the game myself. You point out the flaws but you have such a deep respect for the games that you review, which gives everything such a positive vibe. It feels like you understand all the good intentions behind what the developers do. Please keep doing what you do. Whenever you release a video, it makes my day.

[@ZachNa]

THE SECOND he started talking about the lake creatures enjoying the frog's singing i knew it would become gaithers pond

[@HankGreenburg]

It's so insane that the game makes you go underwater and its EXACTLY the same as being on dry land.

[@Goatllama]

It's mildly comforting that Zach gets panic attacks from imagining preposterous things. The same thing happens to me sometimes. One time it was from thinking "what if I swallowed my own head" and another was from seeing (of all things) the Gummy Ship flying past a weirdly angled wall in the KH playthrough.

[@ImTheHamSandwich]

at this point they are predicting the story so accurately they might as well read the Wikipedia to us instead

[@possim6870]

What if it was an old lady with a really long pointer finger and a crystal ball and she points to the guy who is going to kill you and you see a vision of him killing you?

[@TheBfutgreg]

New Mr. Frog lore just dropped....def a reference to Season 2 of Grinning Mates

[@eamo2334]

I hope they play Forspoken Forever! (Little joke there)

[@LittleFattyYT]

Almost didn't know this was a joke! Erm.. awkward!! Thanks for letting me know!

[@FloofMother]

Is it a joke badguys make?

[@timothykessler5029]

I love seeing the oneyplayers get forspoken like this

[@shanemiller1182]

@@FloofMother I was just about to comment this glad someone else remembered it

[@justkon1789]

I love how Chris and Zach predicted the plot of the cuff being evil and the dragon being her mom

[@faceache6262]

16:55 Zach's Hypothetical here is the funniest imo

[@zanpakutoman4225]

10:16 1) I don't think there are any bathrooms, that are open to the public, that (legally) have security camera's in them. 2) If there was a camera(s) pointed at the bathroom door or an eyewitness account of some kind, you'd still be seen dragging an unconcious body outside. 3) Even if you lied and said you'd take them to a hospital, police would be like "This person was last seen unconscious and being carried by you. We asked local hospitals and they don't have any records of either of you checking in that day. What happened?"

[@BeanbonVG]

How much avgn has Chris watched that he can quote an episode word for word off the dome

[@Markm8]

They actually almost killed me, when he said what whould you do I started chocking on my own spit for like 3 minutes

[@sunnivamhagatun]

that alien hypothetical is a beautiful new gem from zach

[@plasticold2167]

They wouldn't have predicted the ending if this game wasn't the blandest most fucking formulaic written-by-committee thing in existence. Also sweet fucking lord the alien hypothetical, what a treasure.

[@danieldeanharrison]

Yesssss ZACH is back from the mines!

[@meltingatom]

Their assumptions are just spoilers at this point

[@endrollcurtaincall]

The best series is back

[@Fiercehart]

I'm pretty sure Lyle is having fun playing the game by now lol

[@quaker47]

i'd drop the ants on north sentinel island, nobody would ever know

[@WhiteAsylumMind]

The hypothetical is basically the Madame Webb movie, but it's good.

[@eliteguard225]

Out of all games, they choose Forspoken to continue.

[@ReefRenders]

This feels entirely different (in a good way) from the dave / cory / adam combo with them playing roblox and fortnite.

[@rouxbywest2546]

no way they just re invented the trolly problem

[@Nix-Man]

Don't let it go to your heads, but this episode was a banger and a half.

[@reeetawd]

The episodes when they play easy bad games always go by so fast. They can ignore the game and do hypotheticals or riff. That's why the kingdom hearts series are so good.

[@gabereynolds1299]

the way to fix this hypothetical would be to make it so the ai generates a list of people but only a random one out of that list will kill you

[@CrisisMoon7]

4:14 Rare burn

[@beastythunder]

Whoever edits the forspoken LP makes them so damn quiet compared to the rest of the uploads

[@huntercovarrubias6312]

I think it's funny how sometimes the title of the video refers to the main, biggest discussion in the video, and other time, like this, it's named after a 2sec bit

[@KingKiyuXX7]

for the hypothetical if the guy is passed out and didnt notice you and you already know who he is and he will kill you couldn't you leave before he gets up and just avoid him assuming you know all the other killers from the ai or whatever and actively avoiding them too that way you dont have to kill and it would be like you're doing what you were already trying to do by avoiding the killers

[@nocanseegreen3845]

6:21 the fact that they don't realize the soldier that was in the city was only pretending to be the big bad...

[@frightening_volleyball1231]

A NEW FORESKIN VIDEO!!!!!

[@VLADPowder]

Chris during the hypothetical said "if you kill him in the bathroom it'll be caught on camera" Just want to point out it would be more likely to be seen carrying a body out to a cabin 😂

[@TearsOfThem]

It's so funny how we get more gameplay of games we don't like but they don't follow series people absolutely wanted LMAOOO but love the content nonetheless

[@ablysmal]

Frogspoken baby

[@UnfunnE]

If Nobody makes an oney plays remix with that intro im gonna be so steamed off 😤

[@rodmullen64]

Never thought I'd be excited to see forswoken

[@nancekazoo8516]

im wiggling my toes im so happy!!!! more forspoken mummy!!! more!!

[@deputyrustart]

God the gathers pond reference hit me like a brick

[@LaserbeamXperience]

Sneaker head adventures!

[@jayfolk]

13:43 *close, very very close*

[@Awprtunist]

Lyle is the king of stifling bits

[@willgamble2119]

I was so excited forspoken I forsaken my shit

[@7aylr330]

Fear and hunger!

[@reboot7433]

That intro went hard as fuck

[@foxe2465]

Im too high or just high enough for this

[@billybois5745]

Funny how they predicted the big twist

[@Jumpboots_Jamstrang]

I also memorized the Atari 2600 avgn episode.

[@jeffreypenis736]

they rain and they rein, but do they reign?

[@eba6949]

Hey uh, I tried to look up that reviewer you were talking about; the one with the one eye and one tooth? And I couldn't find him anywhere. Has anyone else had any luck?

[@theskycavedin]

Chris's hypotheticals make absolutely zero sense

[@kravann]

Give the editor a raise!

[@xyseal7298]

Right. So you go see a fortune teller with your friends, thinking you'll have a fun time. During the session, the teller turns to you with a crystal ball. In the crystal ball is a crystal clear photo of some guy, and she says "This is Peter Michaels. He lives in the same town as you. I don't know where, when, how or why, but in 2 years time, he is going to murder you." The next day, while out shopping, you see this guy, the exact same guy you saw in the crystal ball, in the same aisle as you. What would your honest reaction be?

[@Zaykahb]

Is this seriously the first time any of them have played a game where you refight a boss as a challenge? They sounded so confused

[@NintendanGX]

What Zach said about Rare is genuinely true. I don't know if he was joking or serious, but he accurately describe what Rare does now. All they do on twitter is put googly eyes on objects and pretend they care about their dormant franchises by reminding us that, yes, they were indeed the ones who made them. Sea of Thieves and the googly-eyes schtick are all they're known for now, unironically.

[@Visigoths]

The rent is too damn high

[@evildarkass5]

Ok, let's say you die. You end up in a limbo like place and you are told that where you go next is determined by how you answer one question asked by a hooded figure. Suddenly, the hood is pushed back and it's Zack Hadel with a smile on his face. What's your immediate reaction?

[@PussInBoot414]

Oh the hypotheticals!

[@peein_gas]

that last hypothetical felt like zach was parodying himself

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

them talking about the rare platformer design makes me want them to play the best export of the isles, Conker's Bad Fur Day. make sure Cory's there for the plant lady. he's gonna be chubbed up during that recording.

[@joeswarson4580]

*crinkles diaper* yup

[@PREDATORvRIDDICK]

Zach literally made Hellraiser without even realizing.

[@Shadows_Inc]

The boys makin' mee squee on this day. Nothing quite like viciously tearing apart a reddit/tumblr incarnate game to make my eyes glow in joy.

[@d00gz_]

Congratulations to Zach for being the first non-Irish person to tell an Irish story

[@Pinnaporaptor]

Cory would absolutely be the first, his little power rangers story with the popsicles instantly comes to mind

[@kie_stone]

@@PinnaporaptorA story so good Jeff and the rest of the gang were so pissed they ended the episode.

[@LanguidWyvern]

They really gazed into the palantir of mediocrity and correctly deduced the end plot of this game

[@Mausso]

Despite barely paying attention

[@hectormontes7056]

I am actually baffled, cuff is evil and the dragon is her mom. That’s so incredibly stupid.

[@JeffreyThrash]

They forespoke the ending of Forespoken. And just about every other line of dialogue in this game. Might be a sign the game’s plot is a bit predictable, hmm?

[@TheBfutgreg]

I'm sure that an edited video can't have people looking shit up on the side

[@ashbha4138]

​@TheBfutgreg you can apply this logic to anything in existence ever.

[@kombatpath8605]

7:28 I love that Chris just starts reciting the avgn atari 5200 episode for no fucking reason

[@TellusLS]

The fact that he remembered it pretty fucking well is actually amazing in a stupid way

[@yungpm]

What would you do if suddenly your whole family started doing that while looking directly at you?

[@seansmith6255]

Oh that's what that was I knew it was familiar

[@UmbrellaGent]

Sounds like a Patrick Bateman monologue.

[@gregoryberrycone]

He really has a beautiful mind

[@natto4now]

I can't believe oneyplays is holding together the forspoken fanbase

[@tunasandwich8049]

Same with the yiik fanbase

[@legtendgav556]

​@@tunasandwich80491.V any day now...

[@captaincuttlefish]

What fanbase? Badum TSSSSH

[@misteryA555]

​@@tunasandwich8049KISS RORY!!!!!! DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

[@danemiller7865]

Chris: Guys, I've fixed the hypothetical Proceeds to make the hypothetical even more complicated and stupid

[@legtendgav556]

"Brazillian Parents"

[@beefsnort]

Shapiffany might have been executed by a Mexican cartel but her spirit lives on.

[@nofriendnick7808]

i bet nobody even notices zach's damn near obsession with fire ants for some reason

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Fire ants, 10 inch knives and that movie Fire In The Sky.

[@SaidVSMath]

Owbsession

[@krampuskardashian5890]

It's an evocative word. It packs a lot of psychic weight.

[@charleszp938]

Damn near O-bsession.

[@konradohlm3131]

You notice that,but not the fact that whenever he wants to bring up something disgusting it´s always shit or eating shit related?

[@terminallycapricious2149]

Did chris actually just guess the twist that the dragon is Frey's mom?

[@shadowrunner4620]

Not only that, but right after Zach speculates that the cuff is evil and the dragon is good. But Chris found it so stupidly predictable that he shot it down. Fucking hell, these poor boys are gonna be shaking their fists in frustration later on.

[@Deadbeatcow]

​@@shadowrunner4620Did nobody see their videos completing the game six months ago?

[@_d0ll_]

@@Deadbeatcowwdym?

[@lazyboyz5472]

​@@_d0ll_they already beat the game then de listed all the videos because zach kept getting mad at chris and lyle for insulting the game

[@seulgisz]

zach being released from the dungeon for his government mandated letsplay time

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

23 hours, 7 days a week

[@vincentibarra5686]

I am torn between them actually predicting the ending or because it has been out for so long they just stumbled into the ending online somehow

[@shadowrunner4620]

Lmao nah they fucking did. Zach just mentioned that probably the dragon is good and the cuff is bad

[@bagelgoose6874]

​@@shadowrunner4620the commenter meant if it was a true prediction or if they had heard about the ending beforehand

[@shadowrunner4620]

@@bagelgoose6874 oh my bad. I am like 80% sure they guessed because since they are writers and have possibly seen the most common and used tropes and story beats in films and stories, so they can probably recognize them a mile away.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@shadowrunner4620with how badly written this game is, the most obvious trope is probably the one they’ll go for so he made a wise guess

[@Deadbeatcow]

They played this game 6 months ago, check the playlists lol

[@lukeathing6753]

The alien hypothetical is no joke the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard I almost threw up my stomach is in so much pain right now

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Sometimes Zach’s idea of a hypothetical is saying the most insane shit you’ve ever heard and then saying “what would you do in that scenario?”

[@smallestgoober9399]

I wasn't laughing at Zach's dissection hypothetical, I was laughing about the possibility of it being in a Smiling Friends episode.

[@scragglie]

fucking fax, i expect to see that in a new season

[@bigbeefscorcho]

The sneak peak they released of an episode did have aliens in it for sure so there’s an incredibly real chance there’s some element or shadow of this concept there. We can only pray

[@VivPrime]

The footage of Season 2 that we've been shown was about aliens....

[@parisulki729]

​@VivPrime for the amount of times he brings up "Fire in the sky", i believe the episode would heavily inspired by it

[@42Nightsyesterday]

I was laughing at Chris’ sound effects and reactions, those had me rolling

[@MrBump2]

I love Chris just reading AVGN transcripts for no reason

[@Mote.]

Zach's fire-ants question made me laugh out loud before Chris even answered it.

[@Mote.]

I quote Zach a lot when he said "I would rather put the tip of my c*ck on a fire ant nest instead of play this f*cking game"

[@Xenomorthian]

Its just such a great idea, like nobody thinks about infinite rain of ants being worse than nukes

[@Based_nobark]

Very bold of Chris to criticize Lyle about missing something by running past it and being confused

[@adamgrogory]

It's so good to see the boys realizing that the underlying theme of Forspoken is to make people addicted to sado-masochist alien erotica.

[@trime1015]

Zach got lost in the sauce on that alien hypothetical

[@thexipherino667]

Zach proves ones once again that his hypotheticals are just a yes or one question and asking if you will be ok after the most horrible thing happened to you. Never change little goblin.

[@FloofMother]

I shit my diapie and started drooling when I saw that a brand new episode of forspoken dropped

[@luvuberrymuch49]

Dude..... Daipie bros🥹.....

[@demikosunpo]

scabies in your diapies

[@PodreyJenkin138]

Don't you mean hotspoken?

[@FloofMother]

@@luvuberrymuch49I’m thinking diapie bros for life

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

You dropped a bass in your pants.

[@symbiote1982pk]

Man, that hypothetical turned into the plot of Happy Death Day pretty quickly.

[@FloofMother]

It’s like happy death day mixed with ERASED

[@JeffreyThrash]

I like how long Chris hesitated when asked whether Sonic Frontiers was better than Forespoken.

[@quaker47]

as he should

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@quaker47 I would have defended Sonic Frontiers before that "Final Horizons" update. Between that and Sonic Superstars, what is it with Sonic Team's newfound hatred of sensibly-placed checkpoints?

[@pierce2617]

correct me if im wrong but i think chris talked about taking iceland out like two times

[@PodreyJenkin138]

We all know it's because of his fear and loathing of the Icelandic starer

[@dergonball2558]

You can really tell the boys are trying their hardest to pull anything entertaining out of this game