We Watched The Karen Movie

[@JLongbone]

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[@godouroboros8047]

You should get this gang back together to read another DC YA comic "You brought me the Ocean." The best way to describe it is: think "I am not Starfire" but Aqua-lad.

[@idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041]

I was gonna say was he recording inside a toilet bowl

[@proudtobeme1ashkente]

Aw, shame. I like the voice of the guy to the very left.

[@Gothicah]

They just sound like robots to me not that annoying

[@kylefrank638]

Adds character, don't worry about it.

[@mysticpumpkin8520]

Karen behaves less like a racist and more like a Disney supervillain. Just give her a cat, green and purple smoke and a music number and she is all set

[@killianmiller6107]

Green and purple smoke? Did you watch the movie, IT MUST BE WHITE

[@RanMouri82]

"Poor unfortunate blaaaaacks~"

[@scottski02]

@@RanMouri82 "Fortunately though I own a racist soap dispenser. It's a relic that i always have possessed...."

[@MrNickPresley]

@@scottski02 “And darling please don’t laugh, but I use it on behalf of those who need to be reminded they’re oppressed (Pathetic!).”

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

So a 90s disney liveaction villain?

[@HeelvsBabyface]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve watched in ages.

[@adman1381]

Your role in the movie was perfection!

[@criticalsurria6773]

For we must all appear before “the judgment seat of Christ, so that each of us may receive what is due us for the things done while in the body, whether good or bad.” (2 Corinthians 5:10) We will be judged for every deed we do whether is be good or bad. This isn’t something to worry about even if our bad deeds out weigh our good. Because none are good before God, all have sinned against Him and cursed His name, but He in His tender loving mercy hath given us His Son as our ransom. When Jesus was dying all of Gods wrath and judgement was poured out onto Him even though He was sinless. He was sacrificed and tortured on our behalf though we are sinful and carnal. Christ payed our sin debt with His perfect sinless blood so we may escape judgment and have everlasting life. But this great gift is only for those who accept it and accept Him ❤️

[@typhonviserys8288]

"I never owned a slave in my life." "But your ancestors did." Man... following that logic, I'd hate to be the child of the guy that killed Karen's husband. "I never killed anyone in my life!" "But your DAD did."

[@Baldwin-iv445]

That reminds me of middle school. But instead of slavery and black people it's the Holocaust and woke kids that have never met a Jew.

[@Soridan]

Man, my ancestors were slavers AND enslaved in turns. What the hell am I supposed to do now? :D

[@SweetOrangeGirl]

@@SoridanThey would be at a loss for words!

[@Fauwkes]

“Your ancestors owned slaves” “No my ancestors arrived at staten island in 1919”

[@Baldwin-iv445]

"Your ancestors owned slaves!" I'm Irish so my ancestors were more than likely enslaved before yours.

[@beardedbjorn5520]

“The only BLM you’re going to get is the BLAM!” I was not expecting that lol. My chest hurts now. That is perhaps the best one liner I’ve heard this year.

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Dude, the trumpet rant has me wheezing Just holy crap man this is just golden

[@mikeyjamieson4715]

"I've never owned a slave in my entire life." "Yes, but your ancestors did." Okay, when you manage to make a Karen look like the based one in an argument, there's a problem!

[@RanMouri82]

Also, I love the argument to random white people that their ancestors owned slaves. If someone said that to me, I'd say, "Um, no. My mom's folks came from Puerto Rico in the late 20th century, and my dad's folks came from Ireland and Italy around 1900, so no, they didn't."

[@mikeyjamieson4715]

@@RanMouri82 The people who make that argument also always seem to 'forget' that Africans would sell other Africans into slavery too. But that goes against the narrative, so it doesn't count.

[@matthiasthulman4058]

@@mikeyjamieson4715 They seem to overlook the fact that actual slavery still exists, open air markets are a thing in Chad right now, in order to cry about perceived events from the past. Events they have no concrete evidence for, just feels and whatever the news told them. But those modern slaves, I guess they're gonna be fine, probably. Maybe in another four hundred years a group of diversity will rally for their cause.

[@jeremytitus9519]

It’s the most outrageously racist filth. “I take just one _look_ at you and I _know_ that you bear the blood debt of generations past.” The FUCK you say?

[@mysticpumpkin8520]

Curiously enough, by that logic Black Gurl's ancestors could had been slave sellers, since a lot of the slaves were prisioners of war or criminals sold by the tribes in exchange for weapons

[@lordjor96]

"This are euthopian ceremonial swords" No they are not, the Top one is Marroqui and the bottom one is portuguese. I know it may be a small detail, but this make look the director and the charecters like ignorant fools.

[@laughingseagull000]

Inch resting

[@mattc2306]

Much like the writers themselves.

[@paulbouchard4918]

Keep in mind....this was NOT written by a woke white liberal director....but a woke BLACK liberal director!

[@sunnysunsun5994]

You’re serious? How you know this

[@lordjor96]

@@sunnysunsun5994 Watch enough of the sword community. And you learn a couple things

[@rall172]

Another "woke" movie that proves that the people behind it don't even realise that THEY are the racists. This shit is just sad, depressing, bitter, scary and disgusting.

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

And yet, it brought everyone together and mock the literal shit outta this movie And some of the best movie riffs I have ever watched

[@Baldwin-iv445]

It's basically an unscripted version of MST3K.

[@toastedbabybuns1000]

This movie feels like it was written by an actual anti-black racist, holy fuck

[@MrOrcshaman]

I know right? It's hard to pick up on the causation, either anti blacks who want to make black activists look like morons, or actual sjws who's heads aren't screwed on right 🤔

[@AnimaVox_]

Chalk up another tally in favor of circle theory.

[@FunZies.]

Absolutely. The black people in this film are racist, hypocrites too. I don't understand how the black director/writer missed that!

[@Baldwin-iv445]

Too me it feels like someone from Japan made it.

[@ab-gail]

And his name was Coke Daniels.

[@hollyshock8400]

Karen’s 2 children are now without a mother, father, or uncle(and all 3 of them were shot) and this is never addressed by the movie ._. I’d also like to add how strange it is that they made Karen a women literally driven mad by grief, and yet not a single bit of empathy is offered to her. Not even a “damn that sucks.” Bad vibes all around

[@Sircool1]

"Take the beating and like it whitey" is a pretty strange thing to say in this 'movie'.

[@redbigun]

"Fuck dem white kids."- Tariq Nasheed, probably

[@mysticpumpkin8520]

They are white, so they dont count :). Only black people can suffer :))))))) (even if everything and everyone sans 2 people in the movie goes in their favor)

[@jdbruce]

@@redbigun Not that Vaseline guzzling n!gga 🙄

[@MsBrendalina]

Karen's two children will come back for revenge in the sequel. 🤣

[@thisisjcgreen9646]

Guys be sure to pester J for a full, studio version of "Drivin' Those Slaves With the Whips and Chains". Dr. Dre says he might be interested in producing.

[@frug5629]

First, when's that Sacreblack album coming out? I need my full version of Bad Ballz by the end of the week.

[@thewritersquill]

It better be on Spotify BOIII

[@tgiacin435]

@@frug5629 I be want Sacreblack and the queef secretions

[@criticalsurria6773]

For we must all appear before “the judgment seat of Christ, so that each of us may receive what is due us for the things done while in the body, whether good or bad.” (2 Corinthians 5:10) We will be judged for every deed we do whether is be good or bad. This isn’t something to worry about even if our bad deeds out weigh our good. Because none are good before God, all have sinned against Him and cursed His name, but He in His tender loving mercy hath given us His Son as our ransom. When Jesus was dying all of Gods wrath and judgement was poured out onto Him even though He was sinless. He was sacrificed and tortured on our behalf though we are sinful and carnal. Christ payed our sin debt with His perfect sinless blood so we may escape judgment and have everlasting life. But this great gift is only for those who accept it and accept Him ❤️

[@analigiabatres9114]

@@criticalsurria6773 no

[@michaelstrong5383]

This movie reminds me of a quote from one of Bill Burr's standup specials: "Real racism is quiet. It's subtle. People look around, make sure the coast is clear. They add disclaimers like 'Hey, you know I'm not racist, but these *INSERT GROUP NAME FOLLOWED BY FUCKED UP CONVERSATION'"*

[@sunglassesgirl41]

I was thinking about the exact same quote, this entire movie

[@mercaius]

"'All lives' are not in danger any time they interact with law enforcement." Today on 'didn't even try to be real'...

[@spacedoyster7686]

This movie ends up being pretty racist, funny enough. The black couple decided to move to the neighborhood named after a confederate general because the crime rate is very low. Conclusion; racism prevents crime!

[@Nabinut]

The writers screwed up (more than they did already) by giving her an origin story that made her damn near sympathetic, when the supposed point of the movie was to make her BS crazy and irredeemable as a character.

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

That and many real-life Karens' behavior is due to them being so sheltered and privileged that being told "no" is the worst thing they've ever had to deal with, so this Karen having been through so much and having so much actual (or at least understandable, possibly even relatable) reason to be the way she is misses the point so completely that it loops around to being funny in its own right.

[@ZehnWaters]

It really undermines all of their subsequent attacks against her.

[@frostnova2144]

"I think there's a white woman out here scoob!" This took me out entirely 😂😂😂

[@JOBXR]

My god I couldn’t breathe lol

[@LordIsrafel]

To be fair, Scooby should be terrified of what a white woman would do if she found him alone.

[@fremendude8653]

I’m still recovering from that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Baldwin-iv445]

@LordIsrafel It took so long for me to fully process that line my kilt fell off.

[@becky3983]

This woman is insanely jealous. Her husband was polite and helpful to their new neighbour, which resulted in him needing to change his shirt. How deluded do you have to be to take issue with that?

[@TwistedTeaRex]

For real. My guy was so obviously in love/dedicated to her and desperate to put all the babies in her... but when he begins telling her a story about something that obviously has him spooked, this """queen""" immediately assumes adultery based off of the flimsiest evidence.

[@Nabinut]

She was more threatened that her "King" might be blowing Karen's back out, that she basically ignored his concerns about what he saw in her house.

[@silverscorpio24]

She's a beautiful intelligent college-educated socially aware black woman. Don't question it.

[@ZehnWaters]

@@Nabinut I know! He’s like “she’s got Confederate memorabilia!” And she was like “you had your shirt off?!”

[@ab-gail]

Ironically there’s a huge stereotype about black women being threatened by white women to an unreasonable degree. An accurate stereotype with some unfortunately…

[@baileylanore]

I’m still stuck on whether or not this is a very poorly executed parody or not

[@Mega-Jon]

I think you’re giving the makers of this movie too much credit. If this was a parody they would go all in on her being a Karen. The movie isn’t intentionally funny either. Most of the movie is dead serious.

[@TheAltarOfKez]

It'd be so great if it came out that the writer/director intended it as a parody but never told any of the actors.

[@moomyung9231]

It's on that line between masterful parody and something so stupid and ridiculous it seems unreal.

[@whisped8145]

It's like Chinese Propaganda movies. They're so cheesy and full of overblown stereotypes that at times you can't help but laugh at how insulting it is. The irony, I suppose, is that stuff like this here is made by people who claim to fight against stereotypes.

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Man, I’ve watched a North Korean propaganda cartoon called Squirrel and Hedgehog where various countries are seen as absolutely evil but yet also badass as well; and yet that’s better written than this shit!!!

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

The funniest twist of this movie would be if the black dude cheated on his wife with Karen and suddenly the racism stopped. You know what they say, once you go black, your gonna need a wheelchair.

[@jasonhulett]

Who says that?

[@nenadjankovic2061]

@@jasonhulett Latrell says that.

[@fireblizard8366]

@@jasonhulett it’s a line from white chicks. Terry crews said it so….

[@Jaymalkin980]

Bang the racism right out of her.

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

Love this comment chain. Highlight of the internet for me.

[@z41m0kum1zu]

My “favorite” part about this movie is how every single black person in this movie is adorned by African memorabilia, cuz every single black person has ancestry in Africa, amirite? If a white person made this movie, this would’ve been lambasted as the most racist movie ever (although i’m eternally grateful everyone hates it regardless). But great job making this movie bearable, guys! Watching this a second time but with your commentary makes it a lot more fun!

[@RanMouri82]

All the white people should've worn pilgrim clothes. 😂

[@shanedaley6236]

There's so much wrong with this movie none of it works unless you see it as a comedy

[@tultsi93]

Imagine if this was written by a white dude, Karen would be cancelled! xDD

[@jeebuschristos8423]

I just find it funny that it's like Cafeteria Africanism... they take Swahili words, Ethiopian swords, Kente cloth from Ghana and just co-opt it like Africa is a single country or culture... and not even thinking that it's a extremely diverse continent made up of separate countries, religions, beliefs, languages and peoples...

[@tultsi93]

@@minespatch There's no need to be anti-Semitic.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

And... Karen's kids are the only inoffensive/ not unlikeable characters. Was that supposed to the intent? Because Peele ain't Scorsese, but Peele this director is not.

[@MrOrcshaman]

Those kids will also now end up in a foster home. White children are innocent because they can be indoctrinated by the system.

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

@@MrOrcshaman Or just as guilty for the sins of their father/mother.

[@MrOrcshaman]

@@TheBlackAntagonist only white kids though

[@TheBlackAntagonist]

@@MrOrcshaman Because just like their parents, they too must pay for the slave masters they are vaguely related to.

[@MrOrcshaman]

@@TheBlackAntagonist which even if a dna heritage test were to show they had no relations to slavers, it doesn't matter, white = slavers regardless

[@kingbash6466]

If this was comedy, this would have swept the entire lineup of 2021.

[@jothecocopop]

Not how this movie basically rips off Lakeview Terrace (2008): - Widowed antagonist with two kids, a boy and a girl - Protagonists move into a tight-knit neighbourhood - Security equipment facing the protagonists’ house - Husband smokes, which he keeps from his wife, in his car at night, antagonist finds out - The protagonist couple have sex, in the full view of the antagonist’s child(ren) - Protagonists have a housewarming party that antagonist “crashes” and makes hella awkward - There's a conflict throughout on whether or not the protagonists should start a family - Antagonist’s child bonds with one of the protagonists, antagonist sees and gets annoyed - Antagonist's daughter is in an interracial relationship - At some point, it’s revealed the antagonist had a past negative experience which fuels their current hatred - In the climax, the antagonist enters the protagonists’ house with a gun - There’s a shootout at the end, which ends up with both the protagonist and antagonist getting shot; the antagonist dies from this The only major difference is that it’s a white woman terrorising a black couple, instead of a black man terrorising an interracial couple. Wonder why that is . . .? 🤔🤔🤔

[@libRteedude]

I was about to say that this set-up seemed familiar, but I didn't know from where. Glad you could pinpoint the exact movie.

[@poncho9587]

The difference there is that Samuel L. Jackson has a more commanding screen presence, and dealt with racism against interracial marriage, something that is still a huge issue in today's world

[@MrOrcshaman]

Omg your right 😲, these mother f****rs stole the plot from an actual good movie and used it for some woke activist garbage story.

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

@@poncho9587 also in 2009,people were nit super up their own anus politically there in a pre iPad world

[@awkwardtaylor4725]

"I've never owned a slave in my entire life" "No, but your ancestors did" Jesus fuck how is it not a parody

[@criticalsurria6773]

For we must all appear before “the judgment seat of Christ, so that each of us may receive what is due us for the things done while in the body, whether good or bad.” (2 Corinthians 5:10) We will be judged for every deed we do whether is be good or bad. This isn’t something to worry about even if our bad deeds out weigh our good. Because none are good before God, all have sinned against Him and cursed His name, but He in His tender loving mercy hath given us His Son as our ransom. When Jesus was dying all of Gods wrath and judgement was poured out onto Him even though He was sinless. He was sacrificed and tortured on our behalf though we are sinful and carnal. Christ payed our sin debt with His perfect sinless blood so we may escape judgment and have everlasting life. But this great gift is only for those who accept it and accept Him ❤️

[@Baldwin-iv445]

Wow. I did not expect such a holy and good natured comment under this video but I am not going to complain because you are already one of the most wholesome people I've seen on this sight and I love you

[@misssmidnight]

I refuse to believe “Whips and Chains” is a real song.

[@spartan1879]

That's the thing. It doesn't seem like it is. I can't find any record of it outside of this movie. This saddens me greatly.

[@mrbug7972]

Jack: 'These swords are from my favorite African Anime!" Angel: 'Black Panther!" Me: *Dead from laughter*

[@TheAtlasReview]

It's like this was written by someone who has never met black people OR white people before. I refuse to believe that the writer was not a tibetan hermit.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

I honestly thought that the writer was Japanese.

[@jothecocopop]

I hate the term "cultural appropriation", bc most times it's just a way for leftists to bitch about white people partaking in cultures that aren't their own, but I honestly think that applies at least somewhat to this movie. All the black characters show off African trinkets, wear African patterns and have ridiculous African accessories in almost every other scene as though Africa is a single country, instead of a huge continent with a multitude of different cultures. Seems like none of the black cast have ever stepped foot in an African country and the director just wanted to make it look as though their characters were in touch with their "African roots", but did it in the most superficial and performative way possible.

[@dragonchr15]

most europeans don't really have a culture of their own...I mean, what is custom or practice is something that is "uniquely white?" country clubs? golf? pasta salads? ballroom dancing?

[@ambivelent-artist]

@@dragonchr15 Ah yes, because I look at Italian culture and Irish culture and think, "these are the exact same thing, I see no difference." Nothing is strictly "unique" to any culture nowadays since the world has opened up and become something of a melting pot but that doesn't mean that no one has their own culture anymore. Nobody does/knows Italian culture like the Italians do and that logic applies to every other culture.

[@dragonchr15]

@@ambivelent-artist I am talking about culture as a whole. People say it is cultural appropriation if a white girl has dread locks because that is unique to black people in the US and Caribbean and Africa.... But what about people of European descent is unique to them that a non European adopting it would be "cultural appropriation?" You cannot say weave because Asian and Arab and Latin women all have straight hair. You can say dress, but pants and shirts are not unique to Europeans. If you wear a kilt, a Scotsman can complain that their culture is being appropriated but that is not unique to ALL white people.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

There was this one time a friend of mine from Benin, Agibigbi was his name, we were picking up a pizza from this joint called say cheese and while we were waiting for our order, this chick next to us noticed his accent. She was one of the most entitled and self righteous people, I have ever met. She asked where Agi (everyone calls him that) was from and he of course said Benin, and then she kept going on and on about herself and how proud she was and saying stuff like "I'm so glad that I can get in touch with my African roots." Or "I hope my clothing is authentic." She was basically dressed like the wife in the film. And Agi was VERY irritated with her, his eyes were practically screaming annoyance. When our order FINALLY came, Agi said to her. "Word of advice, figure out where you actually come from before you start talking about pride. Because you look like you stole different styles from five different cultures who probably hate each other." Agi is always the best.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Tell your friend that he’s the best

[@silverscorpio24]

"Okay, so we have a white racist villain." "...Okay." "Her name is Karen." "......." "She has a Confederate flag soap dispenser." **snigger** "She has panic attacks when she hears Black Lives Matter." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1982LincolnContinental]

*snigger*

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Maybe we could just write an actual interesting story and characters, because this sounds like that Karen meme

[@libRteedude]

Everybody in that housewarming party (besides Karen) looked like they were from that bit in "CB4" where the dude just keeps saying, "I'm black y'all! And I'm black y'all!"

[@jasonotto9126]

Wasn't it from fear of a black hat? I want to watch them both now haven't seen them since I was a teenager

[@Ickywicky]

Firearm registries are prohibited in Georgia, so unless it’s some kind of probation violation he can’t be arrested for just owning a gun.

[@Pink.andahalf]

Man, real life just won't get with this movie's narrative.

[@wcw2793]

Yep. The only reason he would be in trouble is if he’s a felon.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

Maybe he was Felon but they never mentioned it. Actually that doesn't make a damned thing any better.

[@leventemucsi9547]

The fucking Africa earrings killed me

[@Baldwin-iv445]

So stupid that literally anybody born and raised in Africa would have an aneurysm.

[@ohuckabee]

Wait. What if Karen's house has *two* bathrooms, and the one you don't see is Union-themed?

[@ZyroShadowPony]

I can genuinely see that since civil war history is very interesting.

[@possiblepuzzles8137]

Now I want a "Tucker and Dale vs Evil"-esque version where they keep construing a history nerds social awkwardness for racism.

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

@@possiblepuzzles8137 Except in the movie the characters who are Tucker and Dale are just loveable and good-hearted and have no idea just what is going on Honestly that would be great, but you need an actual great writer and someone who has "Coke" as a first name

[@possiblepuzzles8137]

@@TrueBuddhaCat well that's just a given 😄

[@Baldwin-iv445]

That would be cool. Maybe it has Ulysses S. Grants revolver.

[@Not_Soundwave]

This really is just Racial Stereotypes: The Movie

[@WhatisReal11]

brilliant observation

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

And pretty clear that the BRILLIANT director/producer/writer Coke Williams does not realize at all

[@Baldwin-iv445]

And it's not even funny.

[@commanderknee3821]

It's okay to call it racism

[@BigBroTejano]

I’d like to remind everyone that Ethiopia didn’t outlaw slavery until about the mid 20th century... also several genocides of different ethnic-tribal groups even into the modern age... irrelevant details yes, but since they keep bringing up those Ethiopian swords.

[@moomyung9231]

And people of West African descent aren't Ethiopian. It would be like me proudly displaying a Kazakhstani sword on my wall.

[@BigBroTejano]

@@moomyung9231 It’s the same thing when all these black nationalist types start using Swahili words and “customs” to present a pure and unified “African” identity. First off, almost no black person in the US is descended from East Africa(where Swahili is spoken)... and if they are very good chance their ancestors only came to the US in the past few decades(the Somalis for example). And second, something like 30% of the Swahili language comes from Arabic... so, no it’s not a particularly “pure” African tongue... and further none of the people speaking it talking about black power, colonialism, and slavery want to discuss WHY that happens to be the case...

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

It's legit sad how much culture Africa has that these hack writers ignore in favour of race bait

[@toastedbabybuns1000]

@@BigBroTejano I never understood why black American activist did that, dressing in African garb from many different tribes/countries despite not knowing where exactly they're from. Most Africans I know find that annoying af, because then it just blends all African cultures into one, when in reality the tribes and countries don't even really like each other that much. I remember my sister having a kente cloth pattern head scarf or some shit, which comes from west africa, but our ancestors were from the congo (central africa). It's just a lot of wanting to be apart of a trendy culture when they know little of their own sadly.

[@MrOrcshaman]

Yeah, it be like me, a white brit, decking myself out in viking wear because vikings existed in regions the Anglo-Saxons came from. Hell I found out I have French ancestors several hundred years back that doesn't mean I'm wearing a beret

[@UCanCallMeJesus1]

40:02 "The only BLM I'm gonna give you is the BLAM" had me choking 🤣

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Oh the trumpet rant had me wheezing from laughing so hard My god, as god-awful this "movie" is I am now very interested in getting my own copy and having it for when me and my buddies want to do our own MST3K or RiffTrax thing on this

[@jacobtheorangeyoshi8710]

This movie almost seems like a joke but has enough moments to feel like it isn’t meant to be.

[@snakeguy8646]

That ending shooting scene reminded me of that SNL skit where everyone keeps shooting each other in ridiculous ways to “oooh what you say-ay”

[@UmbraMan1]

Dear Sister. By the time you read this I’ll be racist.

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Okay, now all I can think of is that Kinda makes this movie even more hilarious

[@dragames]

So the highlight of this movie. "Karen was a victim of a racial crime, but what's sick is that she's racist and not that a racist killed her husband" ...k.

[@GigaChadh976]

Not to mention how the film doesn’t even seem to give a fuck about Karen’s kids are now orphans and are no doubt gonna have some not so charitable views on minorities now.

[@becky3983]

Why do these people invite this woman to their house, *after she spied on them*? Why did they not go to the cops or a lawyer? But no, let's chill at the housewarming. But pointing out your non-involvement in the slave trade, that's just beyond the pale.

[@rooksclown316]

Especially after seeing her confederate bathroom

[@oscargruber8582]

You know you messed up a movie completely when someone asks "These are actually supposed to be the good guys right?" Also the "BLACK VIGILANTE" *broke me internally* , there's no way this movie is serious

[@cartooncritique6625]

Given what this movie is based off of this should have been a National Lampoon's style comedy complete with pratfalls and slapstick. Short of that if they wanted to make this a genuine thriller they should have set it in the 50s or 60s where the absurd degree of racism on display would have made more sense.

[@MrOrcshaman]

That would require nuance, something they don't teach in critical race theory class

[@malayshamorgan3918]

Okay Im black do honestly any other black people feel as oppressed at the level woke activist think we are?

[@jay-b1223]

Nope lol

[@dragonchr15]

it's a hustle for free stuff and attention....if you profile a woke activist, whether they are LGBTQ or black or trans or whatever, they are most likely virulent narcissists

[@jakebobenrieth709]

My immersion was broken in the first few minutes, Karen has a Honda Odyssey in the driveway, no way she would drive a car made by the YELLOW people.

[@joinsideke]

Her friend in the HOA was Asian, wasn't she? Karen just has it out for black people cos a black guy killed her husband. It's a specific kind of racism that doesn't really work with what the movie wants to be about.

[@Bopperann]

I live in a blk majority city. I've been told more than once that "Asians are huwhite." But remember, these same racists call themselves "persons of color," (even though black and white are shades,) we're all browns and beige.

[@Nabinut]

@@Bopperann Or huwhite-Adjacent...sadly, some actually believes it until it's too late.

[@jakebobenrieth709]

@@joinsideke Oh yeah I completely forgot, god I still can't believe this isn't a parody.

[@joinsideke]

@@Bopperann Every time I see "POC" being used, they almost exclusively just mean black people. That's why "BIPOC" is becoming more prevalent.

[@queenb7013]

This looks like an SNL skit that should've stayed an SNL skit

[@leventemucsi9547]

He nailed that Scooby accent tho

[@YourHuckleberry99]

Very True, like that's a hard fuckin voice to do or try

[@lucyhardman2267]

I kept reimagining Karen and Imani as Cindy and Brenda from Scary Movie. This movie would have been brilliant if it was a spoof.

[@davidjacobs8117]

This film was nominated for 5 different Golden Raspberry awards.

[@TheAtlasReview]

"I see you walkin down the lane with them whips and chains, and I'm like Yes siiiiiiir, woo hoo hoo!" - Ceelo Green

[@fireblizard8366]

So the guy kicked out of a restaurant just so happens to know the main character. I thought it was racist to think all black people know Each other. Yet in this movie apparently they all do.

[@Gothicah]

*THEY BROUGHT CEE LO GREEN BACK TO SING THE WHIPS AND CHAINS SONG* IM ACTUALLY DEAD WHERE HASS THAT NGA BEEN??

[@MrOrcshaman]

This movie is perfect! It perfectly shows you how the mind of a black woke activist see's the world, how they believe themselves to be eternal victims, and how all white people are evil and racist. And if you criticise the movie in any way, it allows them to cry victim even more. The funniest thing, the title Karen comes from stories from Reddit about entitled women who think the world revolves around them. That title has NOTHING related to race, because you have Black Karens, White Karen, Asian Karens, Mexican Karens, it is not a race specific title, despite left leaning media claiming otherwise.

[@RanMouri82]

Didn't the term "Karen" come from a lady in Dance Moms? I think she was white, but the label certainly isn't confined to white women.

[@filipinowhiteboy]

There are no black Karens.........only Shani'quas.

[@MrOrcshaman]

@@RanMouri82 nobody seems able to agree on its origin, its just become its own thing based off of multiple sources, namely a handle for entitled screaming women who think the world revolves around them, and that can be given to anyone world wide

[@kendra_t]

@@filipinowhiteboy ShaKaren

[@misssmidnight]

@@filipinowhiteboy Wandas

[@becky3983]

So you start talking politics at a dinner party, and then get annoyed because someone talks politics?

[@ironbaysqiureg4827]

To be fair she said the wrong politics

[@Baldwin-iv445]

​@@ironbaysqiureg4827 Any modern American dinner party ever.

[@alfalldoot6715]

OK to be fair that's accurate

[@r7ahtesham885]

Agreed but when the other side is literally answers "All lives matters" I don't think we can blame you for talking about politics It's like "Man the Holocaust was horrible" and someone else says "Yeah but what about the wellbeing and prosperity of the German people"

[@Andrea_Gabrielli]

He’s just a poor black, from a poor neighboorhood, sparring his wife, from the patriarchy! (Piano) Easy come, easy go Will you let me go (from these chains) Ok. I’ll stop now.

[@Baldwin-iv445]

Bismillah. Nooo We will not let you go!

[@avanticurecanti9998]

Bold of them to film the main characters beating eldery Asians.

[@Shuxy]

The end of this movie should have been some kind of zoom out to discover this is a different planet in another universe, because that's the only logical way to explain everyone's behavior in this movie XD

[@roseystudio10]

Karen: They kept their trash bins on the curb...AFTER it gets cleaned out. Me, a white chick: Hahaha, I do that...

[@dianebrooks1859]

Ya I didn't get that comment because what, does the entire neighborhood stay home on trash day to take the bins in immediately? I'm usually working or running errands hahahah

[@kendra_t]

I can't leave mine on the curb or it gets stolen.

[@HebiHouse]

My family can't do that because we're out the door before 8am and tend not to come home until after 6pm.

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

See, I actually kind of liked her reactions to the trash bins. It's the closest this movie's Karen ever comes to being like an actual Karen.

[@ZehnWaters]

My neighbours all do it for DAYS.

[@sunglassesgirl41]

Ya know for a movie that’s supposed to be about a racist white woman, the film representation of how black people live is pretty racist...

[@desert_druid_xD]

ok ok ok you guys have made me smile the entire time but i LAUGHED at "in terms of who what group you want in charge of cleansing"

[@desert_druid_xD]

WAIT WAIT OML THATS i bow to you even as an american, "When your ancestors landed..'yeah my ancestors sold your ancestors for guns"

[@zombiesqueaks5350]

I am so happy that J was able to post this so I could witness with my own ears how she tormented three of her friends as they watched the best satirical political/social commentary masterpiece. Truly, worthy of an Oscar.

[@hannahstarinieri1351]

I'm gonna wear the country of Italy as earrings now.

[@fireblizard8366]

Meatball earrings.

[@AJPwny]

That's gotta be hell on the earlobes.

[@ArmednotTriggered]

I'm going to wear the whole US, plus Puerto Rico.

[@3redstreeter256]

The worst part is that would be better because Italy is at least a single country and not a continent with many completely different countries making it up

[@doopdoopdopdop7424]

Make them of pasta.

[@TabbyAbby]

They really should have just made this a parody and went all out with her being a Karen, like they didn’t even give her the Karen haircut and not ONCE did she ask for the manager! What a rip off 🤣

[@joser421.1]

Burst was right when he said that this movie doesn't paint anyone in a positive light. But damn if the execution of this movie isn't hilarious... More crappy movie viewings, J!

[@redbigun]

"Wait, why do only black lives matter? Don't all lives matter?" "All lives aren't in danger whenever there's an interaction with the police." "I've never owned a slave in my life." "But, your ancestors did." I can't believe Twitter has better counters for Karen's arguments than this movie does.

[@mattc2306]

The dialogue is so awful it reminds me of Black Christmas 2019.

[@GigaChadh976]

“Your life isn’t in danger so your life doesn’t matter.” “But your ancestors did.” Wrong again

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

@@mattc2306 Oh lord, both are terrible but Black Christmas 2019 hurts so much more because it's a spit in the face to a great slasher film This however, with enough booze, you can mock the hell outta this shit

[@scottski02]

Holy GOD, the way Karen was holding that revolver gave me a brain aneurysm

[@alzaelnext638]

What does it say that as a black man, I sympathize more with the middle-aged white woman?

[@Baldwin-iv445]

I don't know because the only people in this I sympathize with are Karen's kids.

[@MillywiggZ]

This film is very breaded, but the stream was very … UNBREADED!

[@RipleysSanatorium]

TOUCHDOWN!

[@MillywiggZ]

🚫 🍞

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

👆DIE!!!

[@UltimateThanos]

??????????

[@xFlareLeon]

​@@UltimateThanosYeah, I don't get it either.

[@hunterwilder9665]

I fail to see how Karen asking Malik not to smoke weed where her children can see is an unreasonable request. Same for asking those two guys in the restaurant to keep it down

[@cairsahrstjoseph996]

The title of this movie should have been "Strawman" for the caricature; or perhaps "Deflection" for purposely misconstruing what is meant by the 'karen' phenomenon.

[@jculver1674]

I'm dead, J. This was freaking hilarious. Please do more of these roast videos with your boys. God knows Hollywood is giving us plenty of material to work with.

[@default5900]

The Scooby and Shaggy impressions killed me

[@miracles4219]

Ngl the bad audio makes every joke funnier

[@AnimaVox_]

This video exudes chaotic energy and I enjoyed every second of it. Every "character" in this propaganda piece is a caricature. I don't know how J and others can sit through this without getting second-hand embarrassment from the cringe. I wouldn't be able to do it.

[@mephistopheles4910]

This video was worth the wait. My favorite part was Trumpet Ninja at the end. It's nice to know that the BLM money went to funding this movie and Trumpet ninjas.

[@squee-g1658]

That shaggy impression fuckin killed me lol

[@kylefrank638]

I love how the nightstand drawer that the gun is in is literally just The Gun Drawer.

[@cestmon8475]

I saw the trailer and immediately knew the movie would be bad, but y’all commentary was gold!!

[@michaelstrong5383]

Those TV movies from Lifetime and Hallmark are more nuanced than this.

[@dragonchr15]

I am still trying to figure out when "karen" changed from "I want to see the manager!" to KKKaren.... Anyone that has worked in retail or food service has dealt with Karens of all races...where I worked, the worst Karens were black Caribbean women...

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

I was hoping that JLongBone to do a reaction to the shitshow that was Karen and truth be told I actually forgot about some of the scenes that were in it like the pecan pie scene. This reaction video was fucking hilarious and yes Coke Daniels did a lot of cocaine during the film making process.

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

That makes sense

[@samzilla567]

Jordan Peele's been real quiet since this dropped.

[@Thomasmemoryscentral]

Really? If hes feeling guilty on this, he could have backed out before taking part.

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Even Jordan Peele probably looked at this and went "......are you fucking serious? This cannot be a real movie" Then he actually saw the movie and had a massive laugh as well; make sure to have some drinks as well

[@poppinmms8980]

Overall the movie is so trash, we can all agree. I honestly kinda hoped that there would be an affair between the black guy (forgot his name) and Karen. Also, the ending is so f*cking bizarre to me. 😳

[@Mikron20]

This movie is the most tumblr thing I have ever seen money get wasted into to be overtly racist to everyone involved.

[@duckbucks2170]

That zatarains bit at the end absolutely killed me lmao

[@fluff6811]

Ight but I’m so ready for the 12 hour critique of Karen by EFAP…. I need this

[@GeeMannn]

Jesus Christ everyone is so fucking funny in this All of your commentary surpass the hilarity of the movie by far! Good job everyone lmao

[@Elizabelle79]

The mindset of the writer is just bizarre. What an utter mess. Meanwhile, you guys are hilarious. Loved it. Thank y ou for also being my sherpa through this movie diarrhea. 😂👍😂

[@alecstewart2612]

I'm sorry, the director and writers name is "Coke Daniels"? I refuse to believe that. *looks it up for myself* God. Fucking. Dammit.

[@somethingwithultra7231]

This has to be a feature length parody, this has to be a feature length parody, this has to be a feature length parody, this has to be a feature length parody....

[@irishnessie]

I swear, Jlongbone has me in stitches every video.

[@kylefrank638]

29:00 Fun fact: the actual episode of EFAP numbered 135 was their breakdown of FatWS. Given JLongbone's current project roster, I'd like to call this F O R E S H A D O W I N G

[@nodot17]

how did we go from whips and chains to whips and chaaaaaaains (siren noise)

[@Liberty_or_Ded]

Watching this movie would be pure torture for me. I can't watch cringe compilations, especially not cringe compilations that are... how long was this movie, again? But this team clownin all over it makes it so damn great. "Blackget" killed me, especially that evil-laugh whenever Karen was on screen, hoooly shiiit that was good.

[@dianagp1036]

why were the scooby doo impressions so good

[@emeraldsayles8025]

Jlongbone is the queen of savage roasting 🤣

[@silverscorpio24]

The Zatarain's Trumpeteer got me good 🤣🤣

[@FirstSkilletFan]

JLongbone has the best editing.

[@jay-b1223]

Fr her edits make it so much funnier 😂

[@ZehnWaters]

Her “Eye of Sauron” earrings look like spray-painted cardboard with a shell glued on them.

[@ZehnWaters]

“Not so tough without your gun are you?!” *karen gets gun back* “*whimpering* Karen you don’t have to do this!”

[@FercPolo]

That final shooting scene has full OC Finale energy.

[@realafah]

I thought that dude making a joke about going to a kkk meeting and running for grand wizard was just an out of no where joke. But no, apparently that's actually a thing for a kkk member who's a higher up, if not the leader, to be addressed as a grand wizard... ...what the fuck