Why The Last Jedi is a BAD Movie

[@weaselbatches]

disney was being extra cucks so i had to block a lot of footage (sorry about that)

[@Xyyymrgamer]

haha not

[@hungrynibba4152]

you can also make the video smaller with a background behind it, so KZbin's auto-copyright system doesn't detect it.

[@Luigi33-cu1hu]

@weasel batches Upload the original video on bitchute.

[@walkingw2519]

Did you see the trailer for the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?

[@thiefofjustice4495]

Episodes 1 and 2 were more like Star Wars movies but they were still bad, at least Last Jedi didn't have atrocious characters like Anakin and Jar Jar, not even Rose (although annoying) was as offensive as them. Good video nonetheless

[@peronkop]

Rose kissing Finn while all their friends are dying is comedy gold, though.

[@floppaenjoyer683]

on buddha

[@kylecyrus9457]

Yeah, it's a so bad it's good moment.

[@atlanticium7094]

Rose: *appears out of nowhere* Disney: This is how we end FinnxRey

[@traktor420]

YO ALL ARE FRIENDS ARE GONNA FACKIN DIE, LET’S HAVE SEX

[@shaneyy__]

Last Aether and then JJ wanted the China money, relegated the asian to nothingness, and put the black man with the white woman.

[@thejoshman8618]

Holdo was such a bad character I actually thought she was secretly working for the empire for the entire movie

[@felixthecat5333]

TheJoshMan same

[@RobynReanimates]

Funny how the only way to make these characters interesting is to make them secret bad guys. Rose makes no fucking sense unless she was a spy, fucking "save what you love"

[@A-Dubs398]

I think Rian purposely made her look like a secret bad guy, but then revealed her as an actual good guy to subvert expectations, derp derp! Problem with that is he built up us hating this character, now were all of a sudden supposed to like her. Also a lot of her decisions don't make any sense regardless.

[@RobynReanimates]

@@A-Dubs398 Your theory is that Rian Johnson is a hack fraud? Yeah I believe that

[@Name-se3lf]

lmao same

[@lastmanstanding7155]

Forgot to mention how Rose sexually assaulted Fin with that kiss. My reaction in the theater was of pure disgust.

[@keyanstoney1742]

Last Man Standing you shouldn’t kill the things you love you should save the things love Bitch what do you think Finn was doing

[@psal8715]

Seriously, Finn needs to #MeToo her.

[@JayDuron-in1hj]

She stopped him from killing himself to save the rebels, but she was the same one who shot him for trying to leave the rebels????? So much bad writing. Peace ✌🏻

[@calvinyip364]

Yea cannon fires and they kiss? Makes perfect sense. Plus that huge laser shoot. It made a small dent only and the people inside did not die wow. Like how leg saber leave a scratch and not limbless. Worse part is. How did Rey lift so many hudge rocks when Luke need to train with yoda many many years to lift and fight like a Jedi. But Rey just picks up lightsaber simple swing people die . And that's about it. No training. Needed how to force push etc. The fighting scenes didn't even use the force as the Jedi fight.

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Cringey.

[@jayvansickle7607]

I was really upset they didn't let Finn sacrifice himself.

[@shaneyy__]

He begins the movie trying to run away. He has overcome his superior. He beat the baddie he had beef with. He was about to make the ultimate sacrifice. It would have been the PERFECT ending to his story. It is so mind-numbingly stupid how perfect that ending would have been.

[@feroxfire4128]

Jay Vansickle It only hurts more seeing how underused he is in the next film.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@feroxfire4128 yep and ALL he does was yell Rey's name. Watch the movie a little bit to understand.

[@user-xm5fo3bo3t]

@@shaneyy__ he had the same character development in TFA

[@powerjolt7215]

Excellent end to a character arc ending right there. What an absolute waste.

[@levi5194]

I don't know what's worse. Rose saving Finn, or Rose's logic for saving Finn.

[@sportsfaniguess154]

3rd option, Rose exists.

[@Ketchupnoodles]

@@sportsfaniguess154 damn that’s harsh but true

[@bluestreaker9242]

Plus, like, did you see how fast she was going? First time I saw that I was like, "Yeah, no, bullshit, those two are fucking dead." XD

[@romaldomadrid3819]

The logic

[@Dani28R]

Another plot hole: Luke was asking Rey how they found him. And we know that in the force awakens, the resistance used a map, right? Wasn't Luke himself that made the map for his location?

[@ARC--5973]

Correct!

[@nosmoke6556]

Dani28R It was with that droid though. Im guessing he never thought the droid would come back on or something.

[@bloodbrawler1438]

@@nosmoke6556 What you mean didn't expect? If you're making a map puzzle, that basically says "You know where to find me", you should know someone would eventually find the piece of your puzzle, from the one source you trusted or left it to. And that droid is R2-D2.

[@yaruyaru]

He's old. He probably had alzheimer and forgot about it

[@bloodbrawler1438]

@@yaruyaru So was Obi-Wan, but he didn't forget Maul and what he did. So was Vader, but he still remembered Obi-Wan and what he did.. So was Leia, but she didn't forget her family and what they did before she married Han. So was Chewie, but he didn't forget Han and their adventures. So was Han Solo, but he still remembered his boy before his child was taken from him.

[@venomz8888]

The only part that Mark Hamill enjoyed was being reunited with puppet Yoda

[@SyndFire]

Ya I only like this movie because of yoda even tho his writing is shit yoda is the best Disney ruined him

[@spartacussmith7070]

Me too lol

[@danmound9526]

I swear that yoda was animated but to look like a puppet?

[@ShamanMcLamie]

@@danmound9526 They apparently used the same mold they used for the Original. They even used the same mold for the Yoda puppet in The Phantom Menace. There must be something about the mold that's changed, or the material they used cause these puppets just aren't coming out right. They should have just used a CGI Yoda if they can't get the puppet right.

[@ShamanMcLamie]

Only the part I liked was when reaches out.

[@joshcoolguy12]

I just feel so bad for Mark Hamill tbh

[@treblinka9530]

Josh Mettille *hamhill

[@treblinka9530]

Epic Og Minecraft boii yeah but what about his artistic integrity?

[@TrueNorthProductions]

@This Account has been deleted less than half.

[@TrueNorthProductions]

@This Account has been deleted rotten tomatoes audience score for one.

[@TrueNorthProductions]

@This Account has been deleted no, his careers fine. It's his soul that's damaged

[@branflakescereal4174]

“I should show this black man how painful slavery can be. Wait a minute.” Favorite line

[@broq9194]

White people were slaves thousands of years before Black people, the word slave literally comes from the word "Slav" a bunch of white guys. Rome enslaved every white guy in Europe. So you're suggesting that a Black man in a galaxy far far away should know everything about slavery. Why is that exactly? I don't get it. (Yeah I respond to stupid comments whenever I see them, think before you speak dude)

[@umapessoaqualquer3688]

Even two years later I still get hearthbroken when I see Mark Hamill's sad face

[@jamesbellefeuille2926]

Watch Season 2 Episode 8 of the Mandalorian, aka., "The Rescue" and search Mark Hamill's Twitter replies. They will cheer you up.

[@StarWarsUnconditionalLover]

You know it’s actually the point of the movie to make you feel sad. Rey is the main character of the new trilogy and to identify with her you have to feel the way she feels in the movie.

[@umapessoaqualquer3688]

@@StarWarsUnconditionalLover so... the point of the sequels is to make me feel sad when I see Mark Hamill's sad puppy eyes in interviews outside of the movies? Sorry friend, the sequels weren't able to make me sad from it's story or anything

[@iamwritingrightnow8217]

„Special effects are not meant to be the reason for you to watch a movie“ *Michael Bay wants to know your location*

[@bakedpancakes5054]

@asian dude you are dumb

[@racool911]

Avatar: Hold my beer

[@gabmaz1418]

Corridor Crew wants to know your location

[@JohnDiggle21]

I feel sorry for mark. He didn't deserve to portray Luke the way he did.

[@eliaspeter7689]

Why did he even accepted? Why didn't he quit?

[@alexanderbohart1550]

Éliás Péter because he wants money, but I can’t blame him everyone wants money

[@nocturne4852]

Nah I think it was cause Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher were back on set so he said sure why not

[@Mr.Murphy2802]

Bro fuck u I loved Luke's portrayal, ur just sad coz he didnt do 50 flips and destroy the AT-M6s

[@djLagwayEnjoyer]

Éliás Péter he signed on before Disney bought Lucas films. He already stated this in an interview. He’d breach contract if he didn’t do it

[@kevdax5497]

Rose wants to save Finn, then has the bright idea to crash her ship into him. At full speed.

[@jasonbrown4526]

Stupidest part of the movie. The most likely outcome is that her actions would have killed both of them. Then again these movies aren't realistic, so you can't expect the characters to think realistically.

[@pimpstickmafia3997]

Yeah this is big Brain time

[@thescottishanimeguy9946]

@@pimpstickmafia3997 *big smooth brain time

[@SILK97]

My biggest question of that scene is, how tf did did Rose catch up to Finn when everybody was pulling off and Finn was launching full speed towards the First Order?

[@cheesetouchgamingtwo4619]

Finn: is it because I’m black?

[@gabrielherzog2462]

“Special effects are the icing on the cake, they should not be in the spotlight. They should not be the reason you go to a movie.” Transformers: *Jordan Peele sweating gif*

[@vex2960]

nice pfp, where from

[@Taleof2heads]

@@vex2960 hes from pornoland

[@vex2960]

@@Taleof2heads thank

[@habes1486]

"Its about saving what we love." She says as she intentionally dooms all of her other friends and comrades for a guy she met a couple days ago.

[@sgtpaloogoo2811]

Admiral Ack-Bar isn't dead because The last jedi isn't Canon.

[@theancientlonkychonky2262]

I wont let him die

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Johnson is inmune to Flood

[@arnaldogonzalez1678]

The trilogy isn’t cannon in my eyes

[@kellykinkade7126]

He would never fall for any traps

[@nicolasdoblado259]

I agree with you, but I think that if he was the one to make the sacrifice by going at hyper speed against the First Order, he would’ve died like a true soldier of the rebellion and a legend

[@hughjuass1858]

Mon Mothma is rolling in her grave after seeing Holdo's crappy leadership.

[@lordliberty8885]

What happened to Mon Mothma anyway?

[@hughjuass1858]

@@lordliberty8885 I'm guessing she died of old age or something natural. She was pretty old

[@WhatDuhDogDoin]

Pacharapong Porkaew I think she’s still alive

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

I'm betting the best strategists in history would be spinning fast enough to generate enough power to keep America's lights on for over 600 years. Every plan Holdo made costed more than what was gained, and ended up coming out successful out of sheer dumb luck.

[@xrayrattharealone2534]

she was on coruscant when it was destroyed by starkiller base, you can see her...

[@335chr]

The worse part of the "save what you love" line is that is exactly what Finn was doing so not only did they subvert our expectation of Finn's heroic sacrifice they subvert the message they were trying to send. A subversion inside a subversion if you will

[@webheadgabe1177]

Subversionception

[@Astro_28]

a double gotcha fyi

[@mikec6935]

take a shot every time you see the word “subvert”

[@liamfalvey5142]

@@webheadgabe1177 ditto

[@StarWarsUnconditionalLover]

No, Finn was sacrificing for « Not letting them win ». But everyone else said to him that it was too late, and that he won’t be able to do any damage. Finn would have died for nothing.

[@DarthVader-pl5ts]

Adam Driver is a great actor but I agree with you in the sense that his script was awful. The same goes for Hayden Christainsen in the prequels, his lines were absolutely atrocious and ultimately caused his acting career to nosedive.

[@boithefinger6535]

At least he saved it with marriage story

[@bananacupkakes9344]

His acting in the Marriage story was amazing. One of the best actors of the generation

[@ninjanibba4259]

Hayden was ok afterwards, Awake and The Takers are good

[@vinicius100470]

Nah, Hayden was already a bad actor. The bad writing is no excuse.

[@ASten28]

Exactly lord vader

[@peterdefrancesco4310]

8:14 hit me really hard. We can see how disappointed Mark Hamill is with the direction the series took. Makes me want to cry 😂

[@fatherpucci8170]

He looks like confused

[@eriklucasmusic]

He’s high

[@aidendocherty1558]

i actually feel bad for mark hamill they destroyed his character

[@bandkgrover]

He could have died killing the emperor in the third. That would’ve made the emperor in the trof seem important. He could’ve thrown him off like Vader did or something anything.

[@Stryfe52]

Ggamers2 That would be nice but it doesn’t change the fact that simply bringing the Emperor back is a travesty

[@bandkgrover]

Stryfe72 true but it would at least make luke and the sky walkers mean something I guess

[@Stryfe52]

XenoMorphh Guess nothing lasts forever, but they literally just ignore Anakin’s sacrifice. The Force was bound to come unbalanced sooner or later(Though it should’ve been balanced for way longer than it did), but the fact that they just ignored Vader’s sacrifice because they couldn’t come up with a good villain in time for the movie is annoying.

[@au7923]

@@Stryfe52 they should have just used snoke and anakin comes back as a force ghost and kill snoke himself and done the movies could have just ended with anakin killing papltine by himself and the chosen one proptecy came true BUT NOOOOOO DISNAY RUINED ANAKINS PROPECTY AND GAVE IT TO REY FOR NO REASON ITS SO ANNOYING AND STUPID

[@thesnipingseal8011]

My version of Rey handing Luke the lightsaber: Rey hands it to him, He hands it back, He tells her he is to old to fight the first order He says he can train her though, He asks if Han and leia are safe She tells him One actual emotional scene in this movie Roundhead Johnson’s movie Rey hands him lightsaber Luke throws it away mAstEr sKYwaLkEr? Luke goes into hermit hut Rey knocks on door gO aWAy Chewy knock down door Rawr He SaYS yOuR CoMInG WiTh uS oN ThE fAlCon ThE fAlCon? WaIIIT? WHeRes HaN Cuts away for one Emo scene

[@thesnipingseal8011]

Gaabu Mi My snoke origin: He was one of Plagueis’s failed midichlorian experiments. Rey was a successful one. That is why she is so strong. Because she is LITERALLY almost perfect. Snoke wants Reys midichlorians to make himself perfect. This would kill Rey tho. Luke left to go to the island once he found out who snoke truly was. He got in a fight with snoke but easily lost and lost some of his force powers. Since the island is strong with the force he went there to regain his power. Ruins origin: Who’s snoke? Oh he’s dead now so who cares

[@glo5643]

I love yours a lot better.

[@thesnipingseal8011]

KONO DIO DA. How it would Rise Of SkyWalker would end in my way: Snoke uses an ancient Sith dagger to open a portal and free all the Sith ever. He was told in a force vision from Plagueis that he would fix him if he set him free. Kylo’s lightsaber come flying off the armrest of Snoke’s throne. Kylo ignites it on Snoke but it is too late and the portal opens. Sith including Revan, Nihilius, Malak, Malgus, and the emperor come out of the portal but on the other end of the room opens a blue portal. Out walks Obi Wan and Yoda. Soon every single Jedi ever except Anakin exits the portal. A massive fight begins between the Sith and the Jedi will outside the resistance is fighting the First Order. Eventually the Sith get the upper hand but then a white portal appears. Out walks a tall man dressed in white robes with golden markings. He takes his hood off to reveal who he is. The greatest pilot ever. The greatest Jedi ever. The Chosen One. Anakin SkyWalker. He is able to push both the Jedi and Sith back into the portals with the force. He then evacuates Rey and Kylo. They wake up in the resistance base and start the religion of the grey Jedi. Anakin truly brought balance to the force. The movie ends with Anakin looking at the twin suns

[@glo5643]

The SnipingSeal I love that.

[@thesnipingseal8011]

KONO DIO DA. How last Jedi would end: Rose and Finn plant a kyber crystal powered nuke in Snoke’s destroyer and try to escape with a holocron from Vader’s castle that contains the location of force sensitive children. During their escape they would run into phasma. They would battle over it but phasma would win but then Finn blasts her with a sniper on the ground temporarily paralyzing her. They would escape down to the crait bunker along with the resistance. Rey is in Snoke’s throne room with Kylo Ren when the explosion happens giving her time to use the force to grab one of the guards (who is a knight of Ren) spear and stab snoke with it NOT killing him. She then starts fighting Kylo Ren and he uses the force to try to grab the lightsaber. This scene is like the scene in the movie where they are having a tug of war only this time Kylo turns on the lightsaber stabbing Rey. Rey falls off the platform and onto a bridge below. She then crawls through a ventilation system to an escape pod area below and escapes to crait. The crait battle ensues the same way except the stupid rose and finn crap doesn’t happen and when they are told to retreat, THEY RETREAT. Just when it seems all Hope is lost a blue and white x-wing comes out of hyper space knocking down most of the walkers. It’s Luke SkyWalker. He lands on the ground and Finn and Poe move the x-wing into the flag ship. Luke starts fighting Kylo and uses the force to destroy his helmet. When Luke sees the resistance take off he allows Kylo to kill him. With leia dead from GETTING SUCKED OUT INTO SPACE Holdo becomes the leader except in my version she sent Finn and rose on the mission to cantobite and is NOT a whiny soccer mom. The holocron is the spark that will light the fire that will burn the first order down

[@nicklammle1661]

I mean they weaponized hyperspace which literally makes every space battle before this movie pointless

[@TrotmanOwl]

There are at least three scenes in earlier movies suggesting that jumping to hyperspace wrong would lead to disaster. In A New Hope when they first jump after leaving Tattooine, in The Force Awakens Han tells Rey as much, in Rogue One K-2SO makes a point to show he’s concerned about not getting the right calculations before jumping while in Jedda’s atmosphere. But let’s not acknowledge any of the previous movies, it’s not like this is the ninth movie in the series or anything.

[@nicklammle1661]

William Trotman so why didn’t the rebellion just crash a cruiser at hyper speed into the death star

[@TrotmanOwl]

Nicholas Lammle hell if I know. I’m not one of the writers. Could I explain it in a way that made sense? Absolutely, but I don’t have any control over Star Wars canon. Given the lines referencing the dangers of hyperspace it’s hardly something universe breaking.

[@nicklammle1661]

William Trotman is still makes every space battle pretty pointless now

[@RanMaru144]

@@nicklammle1661 well the people would also die so that's why they don't do it often

[@dirtiscake4701]

I don’t think Johnson watched any Star Wars movie before he made this.

[@thatoneroyalguard7060]

He didn’t he said he didn’t care about the lore

[@Twiddle_things]

@@thatoneroyalguard7060 I saw that coming holy shit

[@jamesbellefeuille2926]

@@thatoneroyalguard7060 That alone should have disqualified Johnson from having any creative input in any established IP, not just Star Wars.

[@StarWarsUnconditionalLover]

Corporal Cringe lmao that’s not what he said. He is a number one fan of Star Wars, he loved e prequels. How ungrateful you are !

[@Ukrassiankssr]

@@thatoneroyalguard7060 that stab me

[@caleblim6890]

Finally, someone else who understands my endless hatred for Rose.

[@Jackster1]

@bodd boward so disliking a character because they are horribly written makes us incels? Fuck it I guess I’m an incel.

[@RedHairedWarlord]

@bodd boward patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@Jackster1]

@bodd boward yeah the movie was a joke!

[@ivancerecer5758]

Snoke was calm to Kylo in TFA and tells him "Yo, i guess we'll complete your training" And 2 minutes pass from.the last film and all of the sudden, Snoke is super pissed off and there no training to complete whatsoever

[@sadihabrown3315]

Here before Disney blocks the video

[@eliw7369]

Early gang

[@TrotmanOwl]

Has this literally ever happened? There are significantly more videos on KZbin hating and trashing this movie than praising it.

[@NonstopRam]

KZbin reccomend this video to me....

[@jakedebruin2246]

Here before Disney buys KZbin.

[@THE_POTATO-]

@@jakedebruin2246 If they did that then I would just be so done.

[@Maki-qw8he]

How the last jedi should've gone like. Leia dies Luke joins the resistance at the end Snoke's backstory. Snoke could die? Idc Finn sacrifices himself Resistance still loses, empire wins Rose, Holdo should not exist.

[@HerrHeissler]

Admiral ackbar sacrifice himself instead of holdo

[@Bobaman5400]

​​@@HerrHeisslerOr Leia since Carrie had already passed on. That wouldve been a great exit for her.

[@KarlieStarrSings]

The moment when Luke is about to respond to Chewy when he bursts in and rey's just like "hE sAys tHat-" I'm just like "BITCH!! GIVE THEM A MOMENT!!". I was so mad XD

[@BratzRockAngels]

I agree, Luke and Chewie are best friends, he doesn't need a translator. 🙄😂

[@dennisthegreat5833]

This video perfectly encapsulates the way I feel about this movie. When I first saw it I said to myself It wasn't that bad. But every time I think about it and with every rewatch it becomes worse and worse. It's at a point where I can't even sit through the whole movie because it is to cringe.

[@Skycube100]

I'm with ya mate, the more I rewatch it the more it sickens me. I was fine with it at first but now just like you

[@missivory_missraine]

@Jacob Molyneux I was frustrated...then mad...then absolutely in a rage by the end of it. Then after watching the media I had my explanation of why it was garbage.

[@vietnamd0820]

Dennis The Great A couple of days after I saw The Last Jedi, I realized it made no sense that Luke would give up on the Jedi when Ben Solo turned evil despite knowing Obi Wan didn’t give up when Anakin turned evil. I made a video about it kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGOXaqyihJmIe80

[@Name-se3lf]

it is the worst star wars movie that will ever be made that’s why

[@rc5924]

@@Name-se3lf lol you should have waited for the next one bro

[@AgentNibbles]

I love how Mark Hammel was telling people not to watch this movie during interviews and Disney had to step in and tell him to cut that shit out. God I love him, no homo

[@NJglorifiedcrew]

"TLJ is worse than even TPM and AotC" Say it louder for the folks in the back!!!

[@cmsmith1031]

I love the prequels, but I will acknowledge that it is mostly nostalgia. The first one came out when I was 8. I had, and played to death, the original trilogy, but the prequels were MY trilogy. I can acknowledge their faults, but they still felt like Star Wars films. Good or bad it was still Star Wars. TLJ felt completely foreign to me from the opening prank call joke.

[@NJglorifiedcrew]

@@cmsmith1031 I mostly agree about the nostalgia. The prequels actively tried to build the universe, no matter how misguided those attempts seemed at times. It was a labor of love. In contrast, The Last Jedi seems more like it's insulting everything that made Star Wars what it is. And the jokes.... So bad.

[@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165]

@@cmsmith1031 That is the problem. i saw Star Wars, *EPISODE 4* when i was a child. When you wait *almost Two DECADES* for a sequel, you're cool with it. You guys didn't have to wait for anything. You had SIX films in your childhood. Then you got older, shat on the prequels, Lucas, (rightfully) said: "I don't need this drama." and cashed out. Now you guys are stuck with *ACTUAL* shitty SW 'films' & are whining about that! Just stop!!!

[@cmsmith1031]

Alysia Mer David-Wasser It was the original trilogy fans shitting on the prequels buddy. That is where all the “they ruined my childhood” started. That was y’all. My age, millennials, were kids and liked them, until they read all y’alls reviews shitting on them.

[@TheBrickGuy7939]

I like eps 1 and 2.

[@theunapologetic5596]

If they didn’t kill off Han Solo there would have been multiple comedic scenes

[@adamseward3567]

Just be glad for Harrison Ford, who didn’t have to appear in this god awful movie.

[@JUSTAROBOT_AKA_JAR]

!7:48 I love this part.

[@Saltypotatoproductions]

Jar is here yay

[@FreeSpiritPaulette]

Why are you here

[@lasercop1939]

idk why you aren't verified yet?!?!

[@nysshoku0001]

@Degan channel ?

[@IfeedDrugsToKidsAndOldPeople]

I got an ad at 7:48

[@barney3983]

Prequels were alright, didn’t mind them they actually told a story...where as these new ones don’t seem to be following any story

[@maddox471]

Revenge of the Sith was god tier tho

[@FlappyCat-ef6oq]

these movies were just all over the place, nothing really made sense

[@mr.fantastic6568]

The story of this trilogy is "rey killing everyone with girl power!"

[@jamesbellefeuille2926]

"Tell us you have a plan" almost sounds like Johnson's very low key confession the sequel trilogy was an exercise in making things up on the fly.

[@phantom-X2086]

I swear I could write these movies better than they could, smh

[@phantom-X2086]

@wespozo you're absolutely right

[@josem370]

@wespozo truthing out here

[@danielyoungblood3931]

A chimpanzee with a typewriter could piece together better films

[@ihatepewdiepiev2419]

Not true. You all sayshit yet if you were to write a movie it would suck ass

[@j0doe1]

@@ihatepewdiepiev2419 What's worse? A bad movie written by just some random person, or being an actual director who has several other movies to your name but you end up making The Last Jedi?

[@BessieRiggs]

TLJ was more than a bad movie. TFA was bad. I tried to watch it for the first time since seeing it on the big screen and couldn’t get past the opening scene. The new trilogy is just trash.

[@TrueNorthProductions]

it really is. its not meant to last, it was just a ploy for massive short term profit. And it worked. Let's try and change that for 9.

[@sincereeastman6972]

What’s more disappointing is that was the first Star Wars movie I watched in theaters...I fell betrayed and angered on why we can’t have anything original Disney hearing an original idea so they just hire a guy who can’t finish or establish a story JJ Abrams and they say to him “no let’s just go back on what made Star Wars good and make it better”

[@ultranova3090]

Ironically all of the new trilogy movies all have T as the starting letter of their name: TFA, TJL, TRoS. Disney Star Wars can't even come up with a name for their movies that doesn't have *The* starting it. Alternate meaning: The T stands for trash.

[@YTChannel420]

The force awakens was a good movie

[@fury6078]

@@YTChannel420 yea i liked it as well

[@korneliuspgk527]

15:58 "This has got to be the worst character in all of fiction" Captain Marvel: Allow me to introduce myself

[@VideosGalacticos]

sorry man but i hate rose more

[@pinacoladahombre5462]

I fucking hate captain marvel like a fire of a thousand hells but rose is somehow worse

[@Oscar-b5b4x]

Honestly finn was my favorite character from the sequel trilogy, and i felt really sad when he was gonna sacrifice himself. If he did, he woulda been one of the top five favorite characters in star wars for me. BUT NOPE

[@doorran]

the movie had moments... instead of a good story. and I agree with Hamill, his character was not written consistantly or well.

[@austinjohnsen4430]

Respect man, for not putting down Episode 3 at the beginning. That movie got plenty of things right in my opinion.

[@Aryan_Karadkar]

The lightsaber duels and music

[@thegrandwizard1700]

It also had a couple of things wrong too.

[@alexgriffin3959]

TLJ was an extraordinary act of vandalism and asset mismanagement. Truly abysmal 'creative' decisions that invalidated the previous films in the series in what supposed to be a sequel. Thank you Johnson for leaving your dirty little jizz mark on Star Wars. You truly misunderstood your brief with this.

[@NJglorifiedcrew]

Hahaha 2 fuckin right

[@rc5924]

Lol nice

[@TheCarlosPlayer]

11:45 Yoda is so smart. Even dead he knows that Rey is a Marry Sue.

[@sphakamisozondi]

Finn was a major missed opportunity. A stormtrooper defecting and joining the resistance wld have been an amazing storyline. A complete 180 from a darth vadar plot. But hey who am I to say that, I'm not working for Disney.

[@mohankaranth8245]

my new rap name is gonna be "Nameless Asian", thanks diesel/weasel

[@zwleathers]

After this came out, instantly started hearing backlash so I stopped listening to everyone. I wanted to judge for myself. I couldn’t believe that they had ruin Star Wars. I watched this one time, Have had zero desire to watch it again and probably never ever will.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

I agree, I'm also glad you weren't in these movies lord vader. They would've ruined you too.

[@rc5924]

Surely you are wise my lord

[@jdplaystuba]

Lord Vader, we are ready to fire the deathstar towards Disney headquarters by your command.

[@nolan4826]

Vader wasn’t even in the movie and they ruined him. His sacrifice was ruined

[@minecrafter3448]

Guys I’m so confused why are you calling him lord vader

[@benson9586]

the sequels < the prequels

[@malloryblackstar5388]

wespozo Amen🙌🏼

[@HackySmack53]

Prequels, sequels it's all a machine partner. Live free don't join. -The Worst Starwars film on history.

[@Name-se3lf]

GeneralMailMan yikes, no

[@sephandremanticore5438]

The prequels at least were written by George Lucas. I used to be shocked by meme depictions of Disney as Hitler... now that shit I get.

[@Bluesonofman]

@wespozo Prequels are better then the originals

[@BlitzShadez]

Finns death could have really made him a great character, showing he can sacrifice his life to save others... but then Disney pulls an uno reverse card but not really because Rose saves Finn from saving a lot of people... like.. Whatt?!?!

[@lincolnehret]

gotta love how my good man luke, the most optimistic, loving, and powerful person in the galaxy, the guy who SAVED DARTH VADER FROM THE DARK SIDE, is just RUINED by this terrible writing. it’s just so sad that i feel bad for mark hamill.

[@jamesbellefeuille2926]

"A great subverter of expectations you shall be. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth...Ruin."

[@StarWarsUnconditionalLover]

He is entirely respected, and at the end he comes back and goes even beyond you by confronting the entire First Order like a Jedi and using the Force to defend never attack. Luke was awesome, he gave me chills. His character was at his best in this movie.

[@Bobaman5400]

​@thatstarwarsdude7338 😂 your taste is terrible & you clearly dont know SW at all

[@kenbenobi36]

Nobody: Lucasfilm: 3 more Star Wars Movies coming out.

[@kenbenobi36]

@@imposterblockade1826 you mad bro?

[@BananaKen298]

When I re watched the prequels to try and get the deep distaste out of my mouth from watching last jedi I actually liked them better.

[@dead9247]

Same

[@thedoomtrainer8292]

The prequels are like parents: without a different view, they can seem pretty bad. But one day with your in-laws cures you.

[@shadisoopsydoodle7298]

Ray: "I'm the Jedi and you gotta deal with it."

[@theawemazingcrew9702]

Nobody: Star Wars sequel trilogy: *Help me Adam Driver, you're my only hope*

[@FOUR22]

When Finn was actually going to save resistance, I had some emotional construct. When sue Mary over here "saved" Finn I just stopped watching the movie.

[@coolgurl2033]

maRey sue

[@LegoJangoFett0716]

I actually died when "Ding dong the witch is dead" from Wizard of Oz played when Rose "died"

[@Quaintless722]

The actress who plays rose seems like a very nice lady, it’s too bad that she was given a horrible script to work with

[@elizabethdavis8264]

This video displays the best way to avoid copyright strike

[@thelordofhunger]

Luke: how did you find me? Rey: hold on, this whole operation was your idea

[@Bubba_Bass]

Finn had so much more potential to be a main character, it kinda makes me sad how criminally misused he was

[@Artini_Breww]

I believe that Rian Johnson isn't a true Star Wars fan and doesn't know anything about Star Wars. I will never forgive him and never support him for what he has done to this series.

[@Skycube100]

Rian has an upcoming film, can't reckon the title but fuck the title XD, but I suggest that we should all not watch it. Maybe even make a hashtag challenge of sorts like #FuckRianJohnson or something.

[@adammusleh5992]

Y'all do realize it's just a movie right

[@Skycube100]

@@adammusleh5992 And you do realize that most people here are just critiquing the movie right?

[@adammusleh5992]

@@Skycube100 Taking a movie this seriously isn't criticism my friend.

[@Skycube100]

@@adammusleh5992 Yes it is my friend... Films carries different branches of informations that connects to more seemingly unrelated informations and I don't have to elaborate further.... but it is criticism my dear friend. I suggest you to just not go further if you'd rather not take this, or the point you are commenting at, seriously. Just a suggestion my friend...

[@saskiaviking9447]

Notification: shows video Me: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one !

[@dead9247]

*Seeing a prequel meme in a The Last Jedi Rant Video comment section* Me: This is where the fun begins.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

This movie doesn't feel like a sequel to the force awakens, it just feels like an all around mess. My feelings for this have only grown worse since i saw this.

[@bluekunt]

I wish they gave us Anakin as a ghost instead of Yoda, he could have easily said. "You thought I was irredeemable, but look at me now." Even fucking Obi-Wan could have worked. "I thought I lost him, I thought that Anakin was gone forever, but you brought him back." Yoda was not a good pick really, but I understand why they picked him as a fan service.

[@beeabeestudios3215]

Rose’s “ Not fighting what we hate but saving what we love quote is so contradictory. Finn was literally about to save what he loved, his friends and the resistance, but this idiot stops him and nearly doomed the resistance.

[@patchchrist]

Holy shit, this is worse than I thought or heard that it was.

[@ceruskok4900]

This movie is really horrible

[@scpromos9158]

This movie had far too many surprises and the bit the pisses me off the most is the bit with Luke and kylo that could have been a really cool battle but nope he's a hologram and your sides you know I'm just going to leave it to all these people who aren't trained jedis

[@Skycube100]

Yeah it's true, yes the hologram force move seems really badass but damn... It doesn't feel genuine

[@salvestrom]

@@Skycube100 people underrate what luke does here: he is projecting across light years of space and his own sister didnt realise it.

[@AQS521]

Yep it would have been a nice tribute to Obi Wan vs Darth Vader

[@roxas118]

You know when rey changed her name to rey Skywalker it was bad but then it got worse until even mark hamil was regretful to define the sequels. "Few people laughed few people cryed most people stood in silence."

[@joil6649]

Love the wilhelm scream when leia is blown into space.

[@WolfvineGaming]

They could've just used one of their smaller ships to hyperdrive into the First Order's ship, therefore sparing people and ships.

[@dead9247]

*Cough, cough*

[@Shotzzilla]

There was only one person on the ship....

[@justanamezain3602]

@@Shotzzilla And ships.

[@justinjones7411]

This movie is a good example on why Disney should not own everything it where good franchises go to die.

[@kwinzman]

When you realize Marvel is a Disney subsidiary.

[@goldenapple1754]

I like the Spongebob music in the background

[@carbonreptile5437]

usually it's super mario bros music

[@jesusgotdrip9885]

I feel so bad for mark, he had to watch the character, that he loves, and that helped make him famous, be turned into a mess

[@Tateisadrummachine]

The fact that this trilogy is cannon and there’s nothing we can do about it just saddens me so much man

[@samuelfaict5755]

Cancer did to my mother what Rian did to Star Wars. They both killed something precious to me. Me, a professional filmmaker myself, have always seen movies as a part of my education and growing up. I usually say that I had 3 parents: a mother, a father, and movies. Seeing the return of Luke Skywalker after 30 years in the Force Awakens was like seeing a person I hadn't seen for a long time. It felt warm to my heart. I could associate the feeling I had to what I would have felt would I have seen my mother again. In episode 8, the build up to that moment of reunion was completely ruined and spit on by Rian Johnson. It was like receiving a punch to the stomach for a second time: the feeling of losing a loved one again. Rian has been so disrespectful by assassinating a character that was dear to me. Luke was a part of my youth, just like my mother and my father.

[@matthewchi5292]

Hey aren't you at least happy that Reeeeeean Johnson subverted your expectations?

[@abcdef-cs1jj]

His first name is Ruin. Get it right.

[@dead9247]

No his first name is JOHN CENA! I know, I know, it’s an old, overused meme.

[@rogerbennett9598]

If the subversion was a good story....sure.... but it wasn’t lol

[@hassanhaulcy]

Disney will block this video for speaking the truth

[@treblinka9530]

Hassan Haulcy Micky mouse is a prick

[@sgtpepr6260]

Hey I went to my car this morning and had a flat tire boy were my expectations subverted

[@Avoozl]

Mark's expression at 7:59 says everything. That is so heartbreaking to see.

[@StarWarsUnconditionalLover]

It’s actually the point of the movie to be heartbreaking.

[@xxzhutkiyxx]

Why does Yoga sound like Cremit?

[@isaiahlee2902]

Who's "Yoga?" :> Edit: and who's "Cremit?"

[@vh9network]

@@isaiahlee2902 I'm going out on a limb to assume he means Yoda and Kermit the Frog of Jim Hensons' Muppets.

[@isaiahlee2902]

@@vh9network I knew that lol, it just that his/her spelling is a little, uh.....

[@TheINTERNETTER]

i wish the ST would have been made by people who actually cared about the characters and the lore instead of pushing a hardcore far left feminist ideology

[@DustGundam]

The resistance is basically the Chinese ripoff or the rebels

[@GibusLesPaul69420]

Funny thing : I remembered almost everybody grossed out when Finn and Rose kiss

[@Kyle-hz3ru]

Echo my mom was sitting there like, “Wait, i thought Rey and Finn were smashing 👁 👄 👁

[@randomwhitedude412]

Kÿle that’s what I roughhouse no it had to be forced bullshit ☹️

[@RC-hz6bn]

she seems like she would ask if it was a personal attack

[@Slender_Man_186]

The code breaker knowing about the rebels- I mean “resistance’s” plan to ditch the ship with transport shuttles makes no sense. Rose and Finn didn’t know the plan, they weren’t there for it, and I doubt they would’ve just told the code breaker even if they did know it.

[@generalarctrooper]

About the “bad editing” in the finn taser scene. Its called the three frame rule. If action happens and you make a cut, you usually go back 3 frames to male the action easier to follow. You will see this in literlly almost any action scene.

[@xrstevenson]

That doesn't make it good. At all.

[@viktorweiling7022]

This movie basically destroys everything, that JJ Abrams set up in TFA, and then the fans blame JJ for ruining the triologi?

[@leezorn5682]

The fact that you said that attack of the clones dialogue isn’t as bad as the sequel trilogy!!

[@pinkbearpink7204]

I didn't watch this movie because I knew it would be trash. Thanks for another great vid, I am so happy when you post. You are one of my fave youtubers!

[@SoniTails]

Yoda could’ve ended the film in two minutes if he could use the force... but then we can’t see Hot Topic and Mary Sue. oH nO

[@jabbpapi]

If Rose would’ve died in the fucking laser that would’ve been even better development for Finn. Honestly if Rose would’ve died it would’ve been better development for the movie. Honestly if the movie would’ve died it would’ve been better development for the series.

[@Adrianrafael04]

When somebody asked me the definition of cancer I said: “The sequels”

[@SuperAaron55555]

Another thing I hated is that from Poe landing on Jakku in 7 to broom boy sweeping the stalls at the end of 8 is only about week. So Rey goes from no force powers at all to lifting rock slide in 7 days. Now people have said to me well Luke was only with yoda for a few days because they are confusing the time we see Han and Leia onscreen as happening at the same time as Luke’s training. But their story in Empire takes place over months. They had no Hyperdrive. They hid in the asteroid belt for a while fixing the Falcon for an unspecified amount of time. Escape the have to fly, without a hyperdrive, to another star system. Months passed.

[@7milesdavis]

That spongebob music is perfect. This movie blows.

[@vh9network]

Wow I never noticed 6:12 before. Then again I only watched TLJ once or twice and never again.

[@tdm7680]

There will never be anything to replace the cinematic experience I had when that "your mamma" prank call scene unfolded before my eyes. The utter horror I felt as it became a reality that this trash was actually occurring in a Star Wars film and was not a parody. It has been said upwards of one billion times, but this film is assuredly the worst star wars media ever produced and one of the worst films of any kind ever produced.

[@TheCrispyPimp83]

9:10 I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that this in a Star Wars movie or the fact that space balls the animated series already did this joke, either way, UGH

[@noahbarnes6399]

08:00 Mark Hamill looks terrified for his life.

[@benv7933]

Last Jedi put agenda over story, creative risk over substantial plot and it all fell on its face.