Weeds: A Boy's Most Important How-To Lesson

[@NoahWiles]

If only adults would be this straight forward and honest with all the young folks they are responsible for, it would save a hell of a lot of heartache in the world. Sensitive subjects like this require blunt honesty.

[@blackericdenice]

Yes I wish someone had told me it was ok to dream about smashing my bestfriend Troy. I almost killed myself.

[@destroyermaker]

Had a similar conversation with my son once. Afterward he went around the house screaming, "MY INNOCENCE IS LOST!"

[@PawelK198604]

​ ​@@destroyermakerLOL 😂 😆 😂 😆

[@nickl.4168]

“I’m not gonna beat around the bush... HAHAHAHAHAHA” Gets me every time🤣😂

[@holdensboutique]

“So save your allowance, and invest in some soon.” LMAO I love how he’s so open about it.

[@AnnieTigerChucky]

One of the best shows on television!

[@DennisCrotts]

OMG that was good I never got the conversation when I was a Kid

[@ou1z961]

Lmfao

[@yourlocalguitarist9578]

Good

[@therealmrsteve]

Well i would have like it lol

[@davidh9844]

Trust me, no one did.

[@sizlax]

My first thought when I watched this is that this is the best video ever for getting the point across to your kids. What kid wants to talk about sex topics with their parents and those sex ed classes at school are just awkward and often leave you with more questions than answers and nobody around that you really want to ask those questions to.

[@JETZcorp]

Seriously. No ten-year-old wants to ask the pudgy grey-haired lady about how to tell the difference between cumming and peeing in front of the whole class. Had to wait for "The Great Discovery" to get that answer. They forgot to tell us about the good part!

[@sizlax]

JETZcorp Lol... First time I came I thought something was wrong with me "Did I break it?!?".

[@xdeadbrox]

Lol same

[@Atreyu-y9h]

Smooth as ice Uncle teaching his nephew the real world of Adolescence 😎

[@skycibul]

"Ok well I'm not gonna beat around the bush." Lol'd.

[@jebediahkerman2972]

arsinemilk your comment old

[@brianlisk9326]

Hahaha 😆

[@noahbodhi8657]

I memorized this scene for when the time came for my two sons. Thank you writers.

[@idmclaren]

One of the funniest scenes from this Show. More people should start watching Weeds.

[@chrisvilleda2311]

Did you end up watching the whole thing?

[@foreverornever09]

This is the oldest comment I've ever seen on a video. 15 years!!!

[@mrgreekgm754]

@@chrisvilleda2311 Yes.

[@Kateyperrysucks]

I love the look on the kids face before he runs off at the end

[@dalethhernandez1874]

Why wasn't i surprised Andy knew all of these tips on this episode?

[@Talelyn]

I love this show, i was giggling the whole time but i lost it at the end where shane smiled, lamo!!! Be Respectful -Bridget

[@Ummmmbraaaaa]

@Celie3678 In an interview, the kid said he had a long talk with his parents about it all before doing the show and before doing this specific episode.

[@xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

Stupid kid...

[@jibbymac716]

@@xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx how is the kid stupid?

[@xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

@@jibbymac716 Hmmmm...

[@jibbymac716]

@@xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx r u gonna answer bruh?

[@xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

@@jibbymac716 Well, he is. Period.

[@HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

Wow. Just . . . wow. I wish my dad was a little more like that. Or maybe if I just had an Uncle Andy.

[@davidh9844]

I would really worry about what would come after a conversation like that in the real world with a real Uncle Andy.

[@oliverflores3309]

I started dying after “put the peel over your randy Johnson and start pitching” 😂 as a baseball fan I instantly got it when I first watched this scene

[@viking956]

Randy Johnson = "hard" ball. I get it. I get it.

[@merebb]

best monologue ever...I wouldve loved to learn that whole thing by heart^^

[@hamstarkiss411994]

I have to start watching this show. That was just great!

[@gmchuge__7098]

This is precisely what Uncles are for!

[@ssh83]

that is a lot of euphemism crammed inside a 2 minutes scene!

[@Brilchan]

I still think the banana peel is a troll and they just wanted to check how many folks would fell for it and make a mess xD a classic scene I love it

[@MsCrazyminded]

i need an uncle like that....

[@titusmccarthy]

We all do.

[@danglesnipecelly13]

Lmao i loved this part. It was so funny! Fucking love Andy

[@lensofken]

"What do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock" oh my

[@jebediahkerman2972]

Kenneth O'Connor ur comment so old

[@izaiahstewart6219]

@@jebediahkerman2972urs is old

[@matthewtaylorbrown]

He should teach classes in Junior High.

[@Kanos89]

He's a great uncle.

[@sir2gooo]

Best scene of the whole show.

[@titusmccarthy]

It went downhill after this

[@unknownyoutubeuser429]

“Homework”😂😂😂

[@Ailesh]

thanks for adding this! Best monologue ever.

[@bobbiggs5660]

Fantastic video! It was very informative and not embarrassing!

[@destroyermaker]

I love that this is on the CBS channel

[@Medallion2006]

You know that's a conversation every dad should have with his son. Albeit maybe not so euphemistically. lol Still greatly funny.

[@hirightnow]

"Homework." Classic! Wish I'd had an uncle like this...

[@josiecruz]

I love Weeds. I wish I had Showtime just for this one show.

[@chrisvilleda2311]

Did you ever end up watching the show?

[@drunkchardom5311]

not gonna beat around the bush HAHAHAH omg fuckin Andy Botwin

[@annchapa1445]

I'm not gonna beat around the the Bush hahaha

[@knrst9061]

After masturbation I remembered this series. Thereby remembering my insane amount of masturbation (I was young while watching first time) and now I realize I havent been sick (at all) for 4 years. Thanks El Andy

[@davidh9844]

You haven't been sick because you haven't been in contact with anyone for the past 4 years!

[@YaminHani-mo8fo]

funniest thing i’ve ever watched 😂

[@awwwyeaboyeeee]

BEST scene. Omg who wrote this?!

[@lolomfgwtfbbq]

He's gonna be a great dad.

[@cocui92]

this guy is just like my uncle,LMFAO!!!

[@Trinitysflicks767]

What a cool uncle

[@michaelrossevans]

Uncle Andy rules

[@neve.elizabeth21]

What a great way to start the day

[@meijermobdiscrete]

roflmao. omg. Thanks Uncle Andy! I'm off to go do my homework right now...

[@DavidLS1]

KZbin seems to have taken down the scene where Andy takes Shane to a brothel. :(

[@jackcortes4752]

Bro looked excited for the homework

[@quintincoetzer5898]

.....does the banana work??? LOL

[@benjaminpelissier4758]

hhoooo yeeessss =)

[@biodot88]

Quintin Coetzer Somebody had to be the first.

[@sizlax]

Quintin Coetzer Sure, where do ya think that song came from "my dick in bananas o a yana yana ya, my dick in bananas!"

[@cruelladevillhellkimpossib8425]

This is so funny and I don't use Lube when I toss 😂😂

[@dt7717]

Uncle Andy lmao so many memories

[@ButterfingerBB]

This show is genius

[@sk8terboijb]

lmfao. Never heard of the banana way. Imma try it :D

[@user-ju6lh8pl5g]

Was it good ?

[@megabyteme4488]

We wanna know. How was it?

[@BasedoffW]

He was grounded for 9 years guys. Stop asking.

[@rickDArula]

Let it be known this kid is Nemo ( voice actor)

[@joshclarke5494]

Greatest TV show

[@ModestNeophyte]

is that the same kid that played Egg on Malcom in the Middle?

[@DavidLS1]

Good catch!

[@thegrotta]

Ive just decided to skip bananas from my diet for a few years until safe! Very funny show.

[@ribbonsonbedposts]

Wow. I've never learned so much about the male body until this two minutes and seventeen seconds. Great insight! =D

[@fringelife]

I needed this advice when I was his age.

[@jaga121]

sound advice. This show looks good.

[@wonderwallbabiistar]

The guy who play's Shane does the voice of Nemo.

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

hayleyj. He was the original Nemo, yes.

[@ninjakannon]

HAHAHA! oh my god that was so mental. I must watch that show lol. And no, I will never look at bananas in the same way again.

[@chrisvilleda2311]

Lol did you ever end up watching the show?

[@titusmccarthy]

​@chrisvilleda2311 No but he married a banana.

[@homey69]

wow wish i got an uncle or dad who teach me do that before to bad i learn it at the age of 7 then start to do ing w/ team at 11darn i sucked those days.. where can we download the series!!!

[@MythicalDragonEyes]

ikr that musta been some hard work. except at the end when he gets his homework

[@Gabbelina8]

AAHH I FREAKIN LOVED this scene!!! it was so hilarious! i love the word play in it. lmao

[@speeddemon0712]

hmmm... a banana??? i think i just might have to go try that, but not to hot! haha this is hilarious, i need to start watching this show!

[@penatbater]

i love the innuendos XD

[@carl6855]

HA! I love it!! I never knew about this show, now I'll look for it. Banana eh... Hmmm....

[@Kannibalismvs]

LOL I love the laugh in the beginning

[@ninclow5421]

Is this from a TV show?

[@felipexp8836]

2:01 Hey were are you going so fast

[@Ronkirk433]

We learned how to do that in sex education class , we all did it in the showers though which makes sense. Ive never seen so many boys having fun at the same time. We were only 13

[@FaMeLuVr]

This is so ridiculous...I LOVE IT!!!

[@fredcollins8919]

great kickass TV show

[@elizabethlynch6544]

I wish I could figure out what season and episode number was this on

[@elizabethlynch6544]

@@DavidLS1 I wasn't sure.

[@MikeBA10]

i like how andy said tissues

[@robert3503]

I searched up "Banana Joe" and somehow came here

[@tripplehelix]

omg, lmao! that was... different... Wouldn't it be great to have that lecture...

[@UnreleasedRadio]

this is so good

[@jotdoc]

Season 2 episode 3 time 00:18:54,594

[@Tybstra]

favorite scene ever

[@PrideSage99]

Nice job recording this with a potato of a capture card

[@Untoldanimations]

In 2006. What were you expecting?

[@xxdragondoomxx]

wouldnt it make more sense to shoot onto the tissue instead of holding it right up so it dosnt stick?

[@vodkacrumble]

so many euphemisms! but when is this coming to australia? :(

[@vl4eva]

oh my GAWD!!! What a lesson. LMAO!!

[@enderwigginx]

OMG...*Struck speechless*

[@drumer4u]

Man i haven't seen this show before, but i know where i'm going to be next monday!!! Fucking funnY!!

[@SorayaNicolex]

lmfao... how did they manage to keep a straight face?? hahaha

[@prednisolon]

lol fantastic, i wish some1 told me these when I was a kid.

[@diegoyoshiro]

this funny but so open minded and educating...

[@LunacyHALO]

Damn that was relentless!

[@PreY0205]

lmao xD weed is sick :D what episode is it ?

[@wowk33drs]

i fucking

[@Atreyu-y9h]

Love this show back then Shane became very hot in the end and super cute love weeds

[@moe29]

I'll never be able to listen to Pearl Jam again...

[@davidh9844]

Please don't tell me you never got the euphemism of the name?!

[@titusmccarthy]

​@@davidh9844He also listens to Limp Bizkit

[@ARAEA156]

what season and episode is this from

[@BackhandBandit]

Lucky kid. I had to learn that stuff the hard way. *Pun Intended* =^ )

[@koelkastm]

one of my favorite scene's! (happy:face)

[@FDStudio1]

Its too much funny and get u 2 smile anyway

[@surechoice]

ha ha ha!!! when is the sixth season coming on?

[@MRIGUY11]

That’s egg from Malcolm in the middle