Weekend Update ft. Punkie Johnson and Andrew Dismukes - SNL

[@batgurrl]

Posting weekend update in one clip is the way it should be. Better late than never😂

[@cheebsgod]

Yes they should do this right on saturday and not make us wait

[@batgurrl]

@@cheebsgod yes so true. At least they eventually post it👍🏻☺️

[@christianalexander3384]

YES

[@meemaw2almost115]

💯

[@eclectica1]

Jesus Christ, WE GET IT. Does somebody really have to post the same damn thing every week?

[@jjunture]

This Weekend Update just had a chaotic, “what are you gonna do, fire me?” energy about it… and I loved it.

[@naheedali8035]

So true . They did seem to go there with most jokes

[@cece6448]

@@richfromtang “unfunny street” 😬 wow, great way to sound super mature and evolved comedically. You totally don’t come off as defensive and dumb

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

The only thing more amazing than Taco's ability to talk is his extreme flexibility.

[@wesleyhobbs2332]

Well you know if humans could lick themselves.... We would have gone extinct longgg ago.

[@ronanmcgurn8062]

They better kill off an Andrew character in a skit next episode for continuity. That would be hilarious.

[@yannisbarrientos82]

Lmao and then have him dye his hair and introduce him as john Diaz. Lol

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

SNL Writers taking a look at the comments: I think I know what to do now... [Fast forward to later this week, Bowen Yang is being fitted for a 10' long hat that's a Styrofoam recreation of the Hindenburg]

[@livtai3686]

An Andrew funeral skit would be iconic

[@yannisbarrientos82]

I think this might one of the best casts yet. Andrew seems like beast. Aristotle is a savage. Chloe is a beast and that other new cast member that is a white girl lol sorry I forgot her name seems cool.

[@sidgrim]

they really need to… like they HAVE ATO

[@Challam3ow]

Can’t wait for the joke swap. Favorite time of year!

[@eclectica1]

You know it happens twice a season now, right?

[@kieran.grant_]

They're building up to it, this is one of their best episodes ever.

[@meekeeboy]

I think they have already done a few without telling anyone for a warm up.

[@radumihai7356]

It's been cancelled, Jost wasn't there.

[@Noodlez_13]

Not happening this year 😪

[@JillKnapp]

I love Andrew's Kyle/Beck vibes. I love that he's not afraid to get weird or dark. He's freakin' wonderful.

[@sunkissedqueen2885]

Punkie and Che struggling to keep it together 🤣

[@christopher4842]

Che's Epstein joke was incredible.

[@BruhBruh-sb5xd]

👑 Music 👑 kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2SUnqGPiZWJjNE This 🔥🔥🔥

[@kieran.grant_]

Full stop, every single sound paused until Che cracked up. Priceless!

[@daniels.os.]

Absolutley gorgeous joke.

[@MrSpade5150]

..... but do you get it?

[@DartmouthOutingClub]

For the love of all that is holy, stop splitting this segment into multiple videos! Give the people what they want: the full Weekend Update, as you have it here.

[@hugoku]

I just wait til monday now. Nothing better than a little weekend update to start the week.

[@manisthemeasure2205]

You can do this for us, post the whole segment. You know what they say; if you want something done, do it yourself.👻

[@eth3792]

I do like the guest segments being split into their own videos for ease of watching/sharing, but if you're gonna watch the jokes in between you might as well just watch the whole segment.

[@rose-ui6hk]

no, i like having both options

[@eclectica1]

Get over yourself. The option of watching the segment you wish to see should remain.

[@tyresehall5642]

Andrew Dismukes and Punkie Johnson, who were both promoted to repertory status in the 48th season. Congrats to both of them. They're both funny. 👏🏻👏🏻👏👏👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😁😁

[@southparkfan01]

That bit with the animals had me in TEARS!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@thegodofpez]

I love that they let the staff be themselves. 💜

[@aidangriffiths5075]

Andys amazing animals is one of the best segments in years

[@PRIVATEpastry]

Makes me want to go watch Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet again. I liked that one better

[@aidangriffiths5075]

I don't know that one

[@johnpaulpomfret5032]

Oh my god, the bit with Andrew did mules was amazing. You can tell he came up with it, and then ran into the executives office like “GUYS. PSYCHIC OCTOPUS”

[@eclectica1]

Lol @ your phone's autocorrect.

[@Sarah-lo6nv]

Andrew did mules lmfaoo

[@jaimeebridges5737]

Did mules lol

[@silvergir89]

Please if Tracy Morgan comes back and host, please for the love of god do a Brian Fellows sketch, with Andrew showing the psychic octopus.

[@JRMagro]

"HE AINT GOT NO FOOT?!!? " 😆🤣

[@77barrymac]

"Nothing has ever explained Fox News better than a rich white lady calling a homeless man Scrooge." Truer words rarely (if ever) spoken.

[@jackwilliams5223]

Ya except I'm black and disagree

[@DaveCM]

@@jackwilliams5223 why do you disagree?

[@jackwilliams5223]

@@DaveCM Because fox is great and they are fine.

[@DaveCM]

@@jackwilliams5223 you didn't explain. And FOX isn't great unless you want an echo chamber for right wing propaganda.

[@jackwilliams5223]

@@DaveCM You're replying to something I wrote last Year, Dave. And I don't have to explain anything. I am right wing, so of course I want conservative things.

[@Golden-Lady]

She's right: we really are fluffy like hotel pillows, and smell like cucumber lemon and stability! 😆

[@aarondigby5054]

I thought it was smell like fish but tastes like chicken.

[@cerveza2297]

"Stop driving on the wrong side of the road"🤣🤣

[@Biggaaronn]

Pleas post the whole thing like this more often i hate trying to figure out which one goes first and then play the next just keep doing this this

[@jboww2121]

Punkie killed this. I usually am not a fan of breaking unless it’s realllly funny. People like Pete and leslie who would break every time even when it wasn’t funny weren’t my cup of tea but she was hilarious

[@MrSpade5150]

Nah, u don't mind because she's really cute when she breaks

[@jboww2121]

@@MrSpade5150 she is. But mostly bc I found the joke hilarious, especially the “DAMNNN!! HE AINT GOT NO FOOT?!” Lol. Ppl like jimmy fallon would break even if the skit wasn’t funny or before any jokes and it would just make the skit fall off

[@joeymorvant161]

@@MrSpade5150 She's really cute, period.

[@daverain1967]

break?

[@markieffmorris9263]

@@daverain1967 break character. By the time you read this she’ll probably be off the show which is a shame but barely there anyway

[@SecretWars98]

“Smell like Newports & Excuses!” Damn! 😆 Too much! 💯👍

[@freda2758]

Taco is also quite the contortionist, apparently.

[@glasscabinetproductions1928]

snl: posts weekend update as one whole video **everyone liked that**

[@meganspinrad7173]

Good lord that dog got me LMAO

[@mattlenardson6567]

This is how weekend update should be uploaded so much easier to watch

[@BrianRetro]

I agree, or at least number the segments so I'm not accidentally watching the last segment first, although I can usually tell when the segment is first, they usually begin with some sort of national headline.

[@joeevans5770]

remember everyone next week is the last show before Christmas and we all know what that means

[@valentinaminauro352]

No What?

[@johnnyfree]

@@valentinaminauro352 I believe Colin and Michael's tradition of writing jokes for each other, my favorite time of year

[@federicobravi5752]

Oh hell yeah, I started following weekend update about 2 months ago because I'm from Italy and I didn't had the chance to know it as there obviously isn't SNL here and the joke swapping episodes were the first I watched... I'm very excited about it

[@valentinaminauro352]

@@johnnyfree Thanks🤗🥂✌️

[@kreiner1]

Sadness and despair till they come back

[@alphakub]

I'm glad Punky and Andrew are getting more screen time this year, though wish they would have kept Lauren Holt from last year too.

[@sidgrim]

Aristotle and Sherman too, even though they are brand new

[@joeymorvant161]

She left on her own, Lauren. No idea why.

[@Geffde]

That segment after Punkie made me think it was the 90s again. Classic.

[@LittleTreeBlue]

FINALLY!!! Thank you for finally posting this all at once instead of making me play detective to watch the whole thing in weird, 3 minute segments

[@MsJoiBella]

Her accent is hella deep. She's good because that's the 1st time I actually heard it.

[@Frayste]

who?

[@joeymorvant161]

Punkie Johnson.

[@kieran.grant_]

I have no clue who Punkie Johnson is, but she was one of the best guests in a while.

[@Kid_Ying]

She's a cast member. I think a year or two now.

[@kingjofferyjoe3143]

Psyche 🤣🤣

[@rediscoverNewark]

"MA IM PREGNANT" Colin ain't know what to say 🤣🤣

[@nrikedesign]

It is my actual Christmas wish! We always struggle to guess which videos go in which order. This is great!

[@sidgrim]

precisely

[@eclectica1]

We? Speak for yourself.

[@dallasdawkins2369]

I would watch them every day lol. They need their own show.

[@SummerTyme2023]

I agree...could easily be a spin off!

[@amabdall]

Ya it’s called SNL lol

[@julianwooten1172]

they tried that already actually. it was awkward and horrible. playing off the rest of the cast and a live studio audience is a part of Weekend Update's success

[@sidgrim]

I agree but I don’t want them to leave snl

[@Alovam]

That female doctors joke sounds like a "gift" Colin wrote for Michael.

[@aszx02]

Half of them sounded like they were written for the other.

[@sidgrim]

that’s what i was thinking lmao

[@BruhBruh-sb5xd]

Remember me bro. I was there kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2SUnqGPiZWJjNE

[@KaneSupremeleaderofNOD]

Every comment when they post the whole segment “ I love how they post the whole segment at once they should make it the standard it just makes the jokes flow better on this platform.”

[@mcm8737]

DEVIN NUNES BIT, HAD ME ROLLING!😂

[@sleepyrifle3579]

Colin and Micheal are the best duo ever :)

[@imwatchinberniemac]

Better than Batman and Robin?

[@paulwillard81]

Better than peanut butter and jelly?

[@Frayste]

better than amy and tina?

[@leightnite3056]

That closing bit was fantastic!

[@Spark4Productions]

“I just thought he would pick the packers”

[@why-even-try-brotendo]

I feel like Andrew is channeling Kyle Mooney

[@abigailgex9782]

I know I’m kinda wishing this was Kyle instead

[@teralashun8656]

Newports and Excuses.... lol 😆 🤣

[@34blackula]

I was drinking juice when she said that and damn near died lol

[@zangarootoo]

punky is my favorite guest cast member on weekend update she’s hilarious

[@ZandeKongo]

That Epstein joke is legendary. Damn it, Che. 😂😭

[@chrisMoutkastragtop]

It killed

[@JohnnyBRad]

Mulaney Jr. out here continuing to crush it!

[@silvergir89]

If John Mulaney comes back for 5-timers appearance, please for the love show either a cut-for-time sketch or have a monologue concerning it.

[@Valkron]

Usually the guests on WU aren't that funny but I couldn't stop lmaoing at "Just goofin" 10:08

[@elanorgreenleaf2274]

Michael Che jokes On Point!!!! My sides hurt from 😂

[@nubiangoddess2376]

Bongo the dog did not give a single fuck about his cameo on SNL 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silvergir89]

I think that was the same dog from that Dog-head sketch from last month.

[@paulwillard81]

@@silvergir89 It most definitely is not the same dog.

[@MegaFlorest]

Andrew Dismukes is going full cast member next season.

[@vonbass1300]

Well, My first response is "Who is writing this s**t" But, the weirdness is great. New blood on the show, might be pretty good. Colin and Che are perfect together.

[@chuskey1384]

The Epstein joke coulda been a Norm joke, it was so good!!

[@bokononx4606]

Just as a reminder, GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF.

[@datyellaman447]

I love Punkie New Orleans accent!!!! The East up in here!!!

[@reneemb4319]

Please post weekend update like this! It’s great to watch it.

[@naheedali8035]

Loved this weekend update. In one clip. So hilarious 😂

[@Bjin1900]

News is Better with you two! I need this stream on my Monday, keep it up!

[@user-eu3op7or6v]

The dog part 😂🐶

[@MattTheDreamer7199]

"Punkie you can't make your child gay..." "...Watch me"

[@jimmyispromo]

So much better as one video! Glad i didn't stich 8 videos for this one 😅

[@ernielopez210]

I felt a whole lot of Norm in this one, Loved it.

[@snacking5908]

2 years later and I almost died at the close captioning graphic 😂😂😂😂

[@lily-hazy8823]

the "sheesh!" from the crowd after the tag-teaming wife joke around 2:18 killed me lmao

[@tanyawade5197]

That Punkie Johnson bit was hilarious! “If I’m smashing hoes in this house, everybody’s smashing hoes in this house!” What😂😂?! Too funny. And I loved how her face got all soft when she said she wanted a baby. Too sweet🥰.

[@IAmJustR]

just for the record, Capitol City Mambo Sauce isn't new. It's just new to KFCs menu.

[@sellingacoerwa8318]

Don't be racist please

[@xxxx-ec3ol]

I have some in my fridge and I literally put it on ery thang..

[@IAmJustR]

@@xxxx-ec3ol ERRYTHANNNG!! 😂🥰 It's sooo good!

[@liv1131]

The potato salad bit had be dying😂

[@cavecanem2826]

Punky Johnson is hilarious!

[@Sarah-lo6nv]

Agree but it's Punkie, not Punky

[@DerbyMods]

Omg the entire update in a single video, yall ❤️

[@brynndolynn]

Wow they uploaded it all into one video!

[@LateNightwithStudBuyers]

Been seeing Andrew for years, seen his name in print and in the intros, etc etc, and it took me until watching this recent episode that his last name is not "Disnukes." Yes, I can use that in a sentence: "We were low on fuel and realized we couldn't make it to every target, so the captain changed course to the single most logical target to smash with disnukes, bro."

[@chuskey1384]

Except it’s Dis M ukes 🤷‍♂️

[@PL1810]

Ya, they got that ...read their post again. They left out the words “to realize “ , but they said it took them two years [to realize] his name is NOT Disnukes ...

[@champsammy13]

Colin, tell Scar Jo that she won the lottery with you.

[@jessetorres8738]

Anyone else starting to notice some grey hairs on Colin's head?

[@elanorgreenleaf2274]

@@jessetorres8738 I noticed that while watching this, yup he’s a husband/dad now.

[@bmac85north]

"That's cute" said meth to cocaine!!! Lmao!!

[@BariumCobaltNitrog3n]

*Said cocaine to weed.

[@DannyBPlays]

Another week of the full clip, another video where 80% of comments are just about how glad they are to all be in one video

[@H-Vox]

Love the New Orleans accent

[@kenziehill9376]

Love you Punkie Johnson 💕💞💝💖💓 Very refreshing humor… so talented!!

[@anthonyjones9256]

All dogs remind me of john coffee🤣 every time I catch a dog doing the spin and fluff before they lay down I hear "I'm tired boss, so tired" in Mike Duncan's voice

[@MillerMooseMan]

That dog got some crazy dexterity to be able to push those buttons behind its back. They really burried the lead with that skill

[@georgeparker8198]

Yo this just gets better every week. That Epstein joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheKittko]

lmao that “seeesh!!” 2:23

[@meow-px6kk]

punkie is so goddamn funny. lorne you need to put her in more sketches please please please do it for the gays and the theys

[@aarondigby5054]

Put her in there because she's funny. Her closet is her business, Kaye was funny but harped on her gayness a little much so we've been there done that.

[@prabhleen.21]

Thank you for making it one video !!!

[@JaneDoe-xm9wz]

Thanks for putting it in one clip!!

[@jeremih3138]

Omg weekend update in complete format! It’s about time!

[@craigm2484]

Newport's and Excuses ! Damn !

[@quibily]

I thought Taco was gonna count down from 3 and then something would fall and put Andrew in a coma, or something.

[@FranMjolnir]

Keep uploading the whole video like this.

[@bluetextbooks]

This episode made me feel old at 30 years old!

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

I have feelings every day... Do you not have feelings?

[@georgejuniorleedom4476]

You are old.

[@nikkita3746]

@Doomskillit always sunny reference?

[@IllicitMediaproductions]

Andrew and punky were so funny I love when they let stand up comedians just go off

[@scytheria7]

Plural of octopus is actually octopuses… we’ve been lied to our whole lives 😩

[@aszx02]

The last bit was like a sketch for Conan's Late night show

[@Matt3683683]

Andrew is a treasure

[@sarahhenry564]

Colin seemed like he had no idea what Andrew’s skit was😂

[@bitbugsbyte]

2:24 "New Mexico was built by Pueblo Indians who built cities and sophisticated irrigation systems. Pueblo ruins are found throughout the state. New Mexico was part of an independent Mexico from 1821 until the Mexican War, when the United States seized it"

[@bitbugsbyte]

3:38 Loved #SQRT and good bye Nunes the Cow!!!

[@binkle76]

I've been wanting WU in a single clip forever. Thank you. Jeez.

[@RayRhino1]

Thank you! now i don't have to figure out the order of the videos to watch the entire Weekend Update, as i watch SNL every Sunday morning

[@operarhodo]

THANK YOU FOR POSTING AS 1 segment

[@tindustries]

Yessss. 😁 i hope to be there in the future. As a comedian or actor. Or both 😁

[@joseywales7930]

3:42 omg I'm dead asf.

[@saucyvinyl3823]

It's made with PAINNN😂

[@virallife2538]

While I have teamed up with alcoholism to give it a try 😂

[@manishtana]

missed opportunity for a "he put his foot in it" joke lol

[@jeannefarrar621]

Excellent.