Weekend Update: Government Shutdown - SNL

[@GrotrianSeiler]

Michael Che is a powerhouse of a comedian. His delivery is pretty awesome. A natural.

[@miapdx503]

I'd like to see him do more, not just SNL. Maybe after SNL he'll have his own show? 🙄

[@VeronicaAlvarez-cn5pz]

He has a Netflix special!!

[@georgefotisdramesiotis9061]

He is the mitochondria of SNL

[@DummyYEEEAAHHHHH]

Him and Colin are great together... A comedic team... Like Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor.

[@Sanyu-Tumusiime]

@@miapdx503 SNL Is trash. Trump was right. WE NEED THE WALL AND NEED TO DEPORT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN

[@brandondavidson4085]

2:50 holy crap, Colin does a fantastic John Mulaney impression right there, probably unintentional!

[@natalielettuce7029]

Holy shit

[@vipercrb5622]

"No condoms for this guy!" "I bring the ice." 👌

[@ethanrhine5944]

Got a screenshot of Colin saying “no condoms for this guy” it’s meme time

[@miapdx503]

@@muadhnate Boo-yah!

[@MelodicQuest]

When your girlfriend of three years says she's on the pill.

[@ASquared544]

The "That's all I need to hear doc" part would be better

[@cassieearle9196]

Colin and Che are the best weekend update duo ever

[@penthouserecords2376]

cassie earle Nah Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey

[@UncleDeadly1031]

They are literally the worst.

[@seneris]

lol I remember when I had only seen one season of SNL

[@sujithv92]

Amy and Tina

[@JacobElyachar]

Jimmy and Tina, Tina and Amy or Amy and Seth would like you to hold their beers!

[@bananawal8215]

Che is DEFINITELY upset that Trump didn't say hi

[@whitneymouse]

BANA Nawal I love it xD I love how irritated he is about it

[@Brandon-os3qr]

“Michael Che I get all my news from you!” “Don’t do that”

[@MalevolentDivinity]

"It sounds like a hostage negotiation." It *is* a hostage negotiation.

[@spammyhell6566]

+MalevolentDivinity ~ When a mobster steals an election, you get non-stop corruption and a constant stream of hostages (DACA, TPS, kids in cages, etc). Now, even govt workers are being held hostage. DT doesn't have an ounce of empathy, he doesn't care ppl's lives are unraveling. He just wants what he wants.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Just like those ads that ask you to put an end to human trafficking.

[@davidkozin]

"That is going to be a meme." Lol

[@smokejc]

@@raenellvillamor2928 😬

[@imxploring]

Consider who he's tapping these days! :-)

[@russellzauner]

SNL is basically 90 min of attempted meme generation lol

[@potcha]

So meta, its like they know that all they have to do is tell you what to make a meme, and the NPCs will do it! Isn't the US media great?

[@davidkozin]

@@MichaelGarrity - As you stated, the answer is not based on standard quantitative metrics, so the answer is probably much more interesting. Is is not a big deal.

[@benrichardson315]

Michael Che is underated

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

Ben Richardson I 100% agree! He should be anchoring Weekend Update himself. We don't need Colin Jost.

[@miapdx503]

Yes. He's a treasure...

[@daviddelaney2407]

@Hendrick, you know we can _tell_ when you photoshop Billy Herrington's in in place of yours, right? --Dave, got what it takes and knows how to uuuuse it

[@MCAndyT]

he's so funny in this!

[@olubukonla7352]

.

[@jwsm2]

"I trust a promise from Donald Trump about as much as I trust R Kelly in a Claire's boutique" Can't blame Colin for being pissed.

[@eltonrosas]

Amen

[@emilybrown3442]

Oh snap.

[@richardgrace4500]

Yet you trust that Pelosi and the Democrats care about the well being of the American people even though over a 17 year span she took San Francisco from one of the most beautiful cities in the. Country too the current irreversible shit hole that it is today and the Democrats have essentially done that too every state and city that they have been in control of for any length of time weather you look at the entire state of California or Detroit or Chicago or New York.... only the Democrats could take the fifth largest single economy in the world and not only make it go bankrupt but also collapse the entire system socially and economically by the implementation of shit ass policies (like handing put free needles too heroin users paid with by taxpayer money) and now they want talk take the completely failed policies and spread them too the entire country the are essentially trying to copy the policies of Canada and most of eastern Europe all of which have failed miserably and all of whom have callpsed socially and economically or are in the midst of both a social and economic collapse... and if you want too know how well open borders work just as Sweden orngreat Britain or Spain or France... you know the countries who now have rape gangs running their streets causing a massive influx is rape and sexual assaults as well as an enormous number of hot home break ins (a break in were someone is home) and every day someone's home or business is burnt too the ground due too arson and there is absolutely not a damn thing the citizens of this countries can do because it is illegal too own a gun or a weapon too defend themselves for their family or their property

[@marissaj1206]

@@richardgrace4500 r/wooosh

[@emilybrown3442]

I wish republicans had a sense of humour. It's sad really.

[@Chuy23199]

The R. Kelly joke was spot on

[@DayzeeHyena]

Black Skip Bayless I don’t know some people are pretty PISSED about it 😂😂😂

[@jellyg.8562]

"Cuz we don't wanna be pickin' 'raisins' out of our turkey!"😂😂😂

[@Muzikrazy213]

Only someone who been lived through it would know that phrasing

[@curiositycatdissents]

Scrooge McDonald 😆

[@millymilly8264]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Sheabuttertend]

If Michael Che brings the Ice, then I guess Colin brings the Vanilla.

[@rachelel9087]

Together they make ice cream. (:

[@miapdx503]

No honey. Michael brings the ice, I bring the Remy...

[@dsolo2161]

@@miapdx503 ....l like how you think. I bring some Henny and something to eat. lol

[@active85858585]

Always loved Michael Che, but he is particularly on fire in this!

[@PoppyCorn144]

3:35 ahh that inspiring speech by the late, great Dr Martin Luther King, “don’t go chasing waterfalls...” 🤔

[@mehjones8008]

@Larry Harris TY! it's a great song. I was hoping he'd do more of it

[@milascave2]

poppy: Yea, I remember hearing that speech on the radio. He had quite a vocal range. Truly a man of many talents.

[@ginb981]

Ha!

[@ginb981]

@Larry Harris __ Its called an SNL Joke!!!!

[@chrispeoples837]

Y y'all care just impeach him already

[@JoshGerhards]

No condoms for this guy.

[@charlleedodson]

Josh Gerhards That’s gonna be a meme

[@TheRazorTongue]

Jeopardy: What did the professional athlete say?

[@miapdx503]

@@TheRazorTongue That's what his date said...

[@lfvdb1]

If your missing chlamydia, you can't wear condoms 🎉

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

I bet you have two thubs

[@lizgaule8637]

so ready for 2019 weekend update

[@Serai3]

Inorite? It's only been a month, but I've missed these guys like WHOA.

[@jclm4188]

Liz Gaule TOTALLY.im really ready for nansee peeloosy

[@Serai3]

He's holding the whole country hostage.

[@RumblesBettr]

Serai3 dont melt my snowflake

[@ltnationradio8348]

Lol ikr give me 50 million and I'll give back the hostages

[@justifano7046]

@@RumblesBettr are you still receiving your paychecks from your job?

[@miapdx503]

@No Dogma Mama Exactly. This is not going to happen. No wall. So how does he get out of this gracefully? *He doesn't.* He's never done anything gracefully in his life. It will end badly, as do *cults.*

[@Kevin-xq2jg]

No the democrats are!!

[@elee9056]

Colin: no condoms for this guy! Scarlette: dont do that (in ches voice)

[@TheVelvetLoungeLife]

That Aunt... 🤬MG❗❗❗ Don't go chasing waterfalls, soooooooo freaking funny🤣😆😂

[@inactive5668]

"thats gonna be a meme"

[@miapdx503]

Ah, you guys are gold! A new meme, and "bring the ice!" And Michael Che! 😍

[@colaboytje]

Wow, I never heard Colin so pissed. The way he delivered the promise joke, landed hard.

[@crazytempo]

R Kelly😂

[@quincyb2462]

He is using gov employees salary's to build his wall 😒

[@noroupstudiosmc7978]

That's not how it works

[@missball404]

obviously

[@peterbarnes66]

it also affects every citizen as well because we would have to pay taxes for the wall

[@spammyhell6566]

@@noroupstudiosmc7978 ~ Exactly. Actually, what's really interesting, in an appalling way, is that when this is over, all the ppl who were furloughed will get all their back pay (AS THEY SHOULD), and we'll have paid millions (billions?) for absolutely no work getting done. DT, "stable" "genius" "businessman."

[@olubukonla7352]

@@spammyhell6566 a furlough ed government worker just told me this last night: "The American people are about to pay us for a service we weren't on the job to deliver for them. I feel like we owe THEM money."

[@edinquispe123]

"First of all, he didn't even say hi..."

[@AllisonakaSakura]

Martin Luther King listen to TLC 😂😂

[@missball404]

lol

[@EricaShady10171972]

I am proud to say that "I bring the ice..." ice, ice, Vanilla ice, baby!

[@natalie-3737]

“That’s going to be a meme”😂🤣

[@RiggingDoctor]

Just bring ice!

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

Never seen them so vicious. I guess the patience ran out?

[@miapdx503]

Yes, those Rethuglikkkans are vicious. But like the devil they serve, their time is almost up, and they know it...

[@allison3605]

The “slacks” part had me cracking up

[@ItzTheEpicDoge]

1:46 my favorite part 😂

[@MercyFromOverwatch2]

Michale and Colin, I get all my news from you

[@sahayeda5220]

MY PARENTS ARE FEDS AND HAVEN'T BEEN PAID IN APPROXIMATELY A MONTH TURN UPP

[@miapdx503]

Hang in there honey. This madness won't last. Thankfully, you have two parents. Bless you. 💕

[@sahayeda5220]

@@miapdx503 tysm

[@josephjoseph-vv7ps]

Maybe they should work in the private sector instead of suckling on the taxpayers teet

[@stevenbeardsworth8389]

joseph joseph why do you have no compassion for someone who’s struggling? Why would you prefer to support a political agenda?

[@joebwannabe]

@@josephjoseph-vv7ps yeah man, all those uppity federal employees with their yachts and private islands on our dime... They should just monetize being a dick, like you obviously have.

[@kaldimasumbasi7697]

man this segment is elite

[@airport862]

Colin Jost is good for all kinds of memes.

[@gaiusjuliuscaesar7761]

😂😂”you bring the ice”

[@FatEarthComedy]

Bring back Norm Macdonald. Bring him back now.

[@davidhogan7758]

Fat Earth Comedy fuck yeah bring him back

[@31andupproductions58]

@@davidhogan7758 He was the best in that spot.

[@MindEscapePodcast]

Has his own thing on Netflix. SNL is poop these days.

[@tthappyrock368]

Glad SNL is back on! Much love to you all! You make life better!

[@kindkweer1019]

SNL ❤

[@djienf]

Hey, it's good that M.Che interacts more with Collins. You know, laugh more communicate more. Just saw this sketch but before it seemed like a battle for who could get more laughs.

[@arizonamadegamer9994]

That R. Kelly shot... god damn!

[@kellefranzen9996]

I bring the ice 😂😂😂

[@suzannehedderly1331]

That was hilarious! You guys are awesome! ❤️

[@lalalallalalallalala]

“That’s gonna be a meme” I love them

[@crickerdan8121]

4:06 The Masked Singer. I watch that show and it’s awesome!

[@halliehogue2416]

"Don't go chasing waterfalls" 😂

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

SOUNDS LIKE A HOSTAGE PROPOSAL HIS PROTECTIONS ARE NOT EVEN LOL !!!!

[@Yve55]

That R. Kelly remark nipped it in the butt! BAM!🎯

[@snowfolk]

The dictum from Mueller's office was vague in that it said there are statements in the BuzzFeed article which are not accurate. It would have been better if his office had just said clearly: "There is no evidence that Trump asked Cohen to lie." By not saying that clearly, we are left to wonder if part of the BuzzFeed article was right, or none of it, or a tiny part, or what exactly it was the Special Counsel meant.

[@vicenteroj]

That was intentional. Not just wierd coincidence.

[@foedickson6128]

😳•••DAMN!🤣😆 I had to pause it after that R.Kelly joke😄.

[@syd9846]

I, too get all my news from Michael Che

[@poorplayer9249]

Woo hoo! More weekend update. My favorite part of SNL

[@anthonymarquez6493]

No memes for this guy.

[@chaslewis3334]

LOL, "you bring the ice" Wow, get wrecked Buzzfeed!

[@king_supreme1102]

“Super Blood Wolf moon”

[@peterbarnes66]

watch out for sparkly werewolves and maybe vampires

[@community1949]

You know there is some truth to passing drugs and whatever thru those slats - especially in an isolated spot miles down the way.

[@sparpie]

I get wanting to upload the Update in multiple clips-but can you at least upload them in order?

[@peterbarnes66]

I agree, it's starting to get annoying honestly

[@jamisnow3946]

I love these boys🥰 I’m obsessed with weekend update

[@ExtensionalDread]

Ya boi, papa bless.

[@xuyahfish]

SNL's Weekend Update is stepping up it's game to compete with 5 days a week of Late Night. Awesome job guys!

[@crescendo614]

Wow, I could tell Colin was taking that first bit seriously. Props to Che for breaking the tension

[@Heart-ok3mq]

Cmon Mueller !!! Let’s Get this show in the road!! We need answers NOW!!!!!!

[@MrBoondock1]

make it a meme. now.

[@lkdub269]

The ace bit hilarious 😂

[@Weightsandwaifus]

They'll never find anyone funny enough to fill Norm Macdonald's boots for this show...

[@pmiskovic]

this is awful to watch

[@miapdx503]

Norm who? Michael Che and Colin Jost are amazing! ❤❤❤

[@josephjoseph-vv7ps]

The Artistic Spectrum snl hasn’t found anyone funny in a few decades

[@josephjoseph-vv7ps]

miapdx “norm who?” Proves my point. The only way you can like this is if you’re ignorant

[@DigitalIP]

How long it took for a new episode almost killed me from boredom, luckily I had Trevor to tide me over and keep me entertained I wish each show was longer though!

[@jeanettethomas5806]

GET IT??? MLK :: TLC

[@wi11ieb7]

R kelly in a claires boutique!!!! 😂 😂 😂

[@danrion8839]

Suddenly Trump found Mueller as a good guy and forgot about those 17 angry democrats in his team.

[@419Audio]

"Scrooge McDonald and the burger orgy" 😂😂

[@miapdx503]

You could tell he was living his fantasy...😂

[@rightondude1239]

Zumba in hell maybe🙃

[@jessicamatthews6936]

Omg I have missed them so much💖

[@thomasmoran5250]

The Gillette ad... was excellent... For all the men who rail against it... Look into a mirror. You're displeasure probably comes from the refusal to feel guilt. Boot straps and all that crap. Deuces.

[@ronburgundy244]

The ad was good, but honestly, it felt disingenuous coming from a razor company, who most likely makes money from the kind of assholes portrayed in ad.

[@rawZnis]

@@markwildt5728 racist triggered. lol anti-white anti-male... you've got to be the biggest pussy in the world to feel threatened by a commercial that basically says don't be a douche.

[@justifano7046]

@@markwildt5728 Immediately calling someone a soyboy negro is definitely the best way to get your point across. I don't even disagree with what you said. But you went about it like a moron.

[@thomasmoran5250]

@@markwildt5728 White is not a race it is a color and Black is a global movement against the injustices plagued upon this planet in the name of so-called "white" supremacy. Irish, German, Italian, Spaniard, Dutch, are all cultures and some might even say races... but "White" is an abstraction used by your masters to manipulate you into stupidity; Hate. Grow up and try not to be the very thing the ad is condemning, champ. Good day to you.

[@UlisesMartin]

So, liking an ad or not is enough for you to judge ppl and calling them names? Not all of us fell for that hypocritical, shameless and effortless woke-washed ad. You are right, I feel no guilt of any kind watching that ad, I have never done any shit that was or not portrayed in that ad, and i don't shield myself behind it, by "liking" it, like a coward like you, I dont know what have you done to feel guilt, but i hope you do more than liking a fucking ad. Go and keep supporting gillete and keep producing tons of plastic and shit, and when your children kidneys are full of plastic you can tell them that you "liked" an ad and just because of that you were the best you could possibly be.

[@jamesmason7979]

That R. Kelly joke damn near killed me! 😂

[@ConstantChaos1]

DO NOT GIVE HIM THE WALL my entire household id dependant on the gov, one room mate is on stamps (he also has a full time job and makes shit, it barely covers rent every month), my housemate who is also my cousin and the landlord is a federal employee and i am a full-time student who gets by in my dad's VA benifits for his children to go to school with a living stipend We are all loosing weight, my cousins girlfriend is bring us food, so is my roommate in stamps he works at arbys but that is food that was going to be thrown out so yeah.... is tough, but the only thing that would break me is if we gave him the wall im not beung hyperbolic when i say: I WOULD RATHER STARVE TO DEATH THEN SEE THE WALL BE BUILT

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

You're an idiot. Sad!

[@bigheadyacub]

Fucking idiot

[@appo9357]

Now married to Scarlett... @2:54

[@ginb981]

Who in the hell came up with the idea of "The Masked Singer" anyway??? Sooo Stupid!!

[@greatboniwanker]

Missed you guys! Many laughs! Keep 'em coming!

[@tntcatqd6772]

SNL😍

[@_egg_2933]

I wish real news stations were like this!

[@cade9571]

Oh yeah yeah

[@benjamintupler647]

xd eeyore my brethren

[@tuxedo_productions]

Michael: That's gonna be a meme *chuckles vertically up and down Me: That's gonna be a meme

[@rubenelcatrin4488]

Whoa edgy comedy! No one is brave enough to go after Trump except these brave souls.

[@lettylunasical4766]

I like that you're being sarcastic over something no one claimed. These guys aren't trying to be edgy. They're trying to do topical humour. Which they have suceeded at. But yeah, you're a 'brave soul' for righteously pointing out they didn't do something they weren't trying to do.

[@roni6215]

And when will the fuhrer-in-chief outlaw SNL ?

[@rubenelcatrin4488]

@@lettylunasical4766 " R Kelly at a Claire's boutique", "Hamburger orgy" etc it's pretty obvious. Why not make fun of LGBTQRSTLMNOP weirdos or inbred muslims or black people or Mexicans like El Chapo? They Go for the lowest hanging fruit week in week out.

[@danandam7100]

Colin going hard 😂

[@katiekrachenbergs7666]

hello there

[@ajt51773]

Hi 😊

[@miapdx503]

Hey! 🐒

[@Fox222able]

You two have great chemistry

[@everbustos5763]

I'm so upset. Donald trump needs to go guys. Sorry trump supporters.

[@miapdx503]

Don't apologize to *anyone* that supports the unregistered sex offender with a porn star wife.

[@josephjoseph-vv7ps]

A president needs to go because he upsets me. Pretty much the entire left.

[@jacobolivas4197]

Pickin raisins out of the turkey 😂😂😂😂

[@GamerFrom1982]

Make 👌 A 🤝 Deal 👌 Pelosi

[@thefamouscommenter]

1982 she has. They’ve passed 8 bills to reopen the government. Mitch won’t vote on any of them.

[@miapdx503]

No deal. No wall. No budging. Trump has lost, and we all have to *wait* for him to acknowledge that. He's incompetent.

[@faithgodwin9266]

I always know which weekend update thumbnail to click first cuz it's the one with Colin. JS.

[@currentresident3775]

Scaramucci, with aviator sunglasses, looks like a Sleestak.

[@jessicakasten9531]

Great job guys, so funny 😂👏🏻

[@eliselyn4924]

Can we just all agree that Michael Che is the cutest human being in the world. I mean...1:24

[@slickdude6925]

That claires joke though hahaha

[@FrankieUtka]

Does anyone ever wonder WHO'S voice is saying "It's Weeknd Update! With ...Colin Jost!....& Michael Che!!!"

[@FrankieUtka]

ITS DARREL HAMMOND- I DID NOOOOOOT KNOW THAT. WOAWW😂😂😭😭

[@AntonioKatan]

Nobody's talking about how they predicted Sean Spicer would be on a celebrity competition show a full 9 months before it happened.