Weekend Update: Leslie Jones on Crazy Bitches - SNL

[@Smallbiztok]

"You tall glass of almond milk!" I straight up lost it!!!! 😂

[@ms.rstake_1211]

lol

[@teslagirl1]

This combination of Colin and Leslie...might be the best SNL Weekend Update pairing in a long time.

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂😂

[@zennelsingh6825]

@@teslagirl1 I

[@divadoll606]

@burteriksson So it will be "you tall glass of chocolate milk." Not bad, not bad at all.

[@alisky8551]

"...it's personal" LMFAO

[@Me-ir6we]

“It’s personal Leslie: sweats because she messed up her part while laughing

[@musiqluvr85]

This whole segment felt personal.

[@shwethaprabhu6056]

even before she said it it was pretty clear thats what made it so funny lol

[@tinaloye2014]

Colin glows when leslie is on, its funny

[@dalyand5944]

They have the best chemistry!

[@withlove2963]

Tina Loye I ship it so hard.

[@teslagirl1]

I often think the same thing. I think he really likes her. She makes him funnier, too--it's such a great exchange.

[@shanekawashington7560]

Too bad he's with Scarlett

[@Brookhouse3041]

@@shanekawashington7560 Yeah too bad he's with Scarlett.😂😂😂😂.

[@Rich_Daniel78]

Leslie: LOOK AT MY BREASTS Colin!!! LMAO :-D Colin: I have to talk to HR first LMFAO :-D

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@KL-bg8fi]

👍🏾

[@nviz47]

He didnt think of saying no! Just, I need to ask first LMAO

[@mariamatsumura5934]

Richie Daniel 😂👑😂🔥they both hilarious I wanna watch more ......

[@flimcomedy7667]

@@nviz47 If he wanted to he would have. Just an excuse.

[@imanglenn7649]

"And you can't even call me back tomorrow"😂😂😂

[@aminapouna7797]

The best paaaart 😂😂😂🙌

[@mominor6913]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[@yvie914]

@2:30 for those of you who appreciate a time frame when a quote from a skit is made. 🤣😅

[@p.sherman3158]

“Tamarrah

[@gilangmencurigakan]

I love the comeback when she crack her character

[@mr.skippy4898]

When she said "which of the seven dwarfs y'all bringing to the table" I lost it. Ladies, I don't know how you all tolerate us men, but I treasure all of ya for it.😂😂😂😂😉❤❤

[@Wynner69]

You're awesome dude, Corey.🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@YourMajesty143]

I always tell men "Being gay is not a choice. If it were, we'd all be lesbians. You men better be grateful any of us are with ya'll" 😂

[@elliottpaulsen9770]

Yup. Us men should be so grateful. We are all just lousy and lazy. We are fat and smell bad. We are stupid. We constantly say and do dumb things. Hahahahahahahahaha! We just cant help but be pathetic dipshits. Women are perfect. Women should never have to apologize for anything. Women deserve to be treated better because they are better, and men are lucky for you letting us even get near you. Omg thank you! You cant do anything wrong. And good driving too. Always attentive and calm on the roadways. Women shouldnt need to ever pay for things, or learn how to fix things around the house or mow the lawn. And their wedding rings better be 3 months salary for your fiance. Because thats how you measure love. Men should never cook, or do laundry, and they never ever do the shopping....cuz we are juat to stupid to get it right! Hahahahahahahahaha. I love this cheeky 1920's gender mentalitt that still exists among macho men and those girls who think that giving the "cutsie eyes" will excuse any behavior, ridiculous or not.

[@lollybones]

I died!!

[@YourMajesty143]

@@elliottpaulsen9770 - I think you misinterpreted the tongue-in-cheek humor. And I agree with you to some extent, although alot of what you said I'm hoping is just you being sardonic. No women are not perfect, and men are victims of toxic masculinity just as easily as women are. But women statistically deal with way more shit as a result of being in relationships with men, than men do from women. Yes, STATISTICALLY. Meaning we can get graphs and factual data to corroborate this. But we're forgiving of men's nature in general, and yes there are men who are exceptions to the rule, but the majority still tend to hold unto old traditionalist perspectives nonetheless. And plz don't project this idea that women only go after men for financial reasons. It's men who reinforced their role as breadwinners. It's men in corporate advertising who target both men & female to buy into gift-giving & status symbols. However, women are becoming more independent in accumulating these things for themselves. Nowadays, women are more likely to go Dutch on dates, split the rent & bills, and buy her husband a matching wedding band. While yes men can have it bad, women are still subject to domestic violence, rape, and corporate misogyny. Things have gotten better for us, but there's still a long way to go. And we don't want to just improve things for women, but also men who become victims of the same patriarchal & consumer-driven society that plagues us all. And be careful, this rant you did makes you a prime target for incel/mgtow & white-male supremacist recruiters. They love to simmer in a victim mentality. Don't fall for it. Join the rest of us to get away from victimization & instead empower ourselves to shift society's paradigm for a more egalitarian society.

[@Existantia]

This woman is a legend in the making

[@2Boios]

how so by playing a big green ghost in yet another american classic?

[@mafepa]

Completely agree!!

[@ms.rstake_1211]

preach

[@The-Cat]

in the 'making' ????? dude .... oooh wait 2 years ago comment alright... I AM FROM THE FUTURE. LESLIE IS A LEGEND

[@nexusrk15]

Set up

[@Ttoby89]

Ahaha 'How big is your chimney, Jost?'

[@kay001ish]

Lol

[@Kathy_1991]

😂😂😂

[@kauspet]

What did he answer back to that? Got lost in the music

[@mostlyzaye]

3:02 "How big is your chimney, Jost?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cecilia90210]

they got the best chemistry!

[@2Boios]

yeah, white male gets oppressed on the basis that he is oppressing the oppressor. nice.

[@taliaprice1909]

2Boios go away!

[@IvanBaltimore]

@@taliaprice1909 people can’t even just laugh anymore

[@Chaundra1030]

When she said “which one of the 7 dwarfs you’re bringing with you” I HOLLERED!!! 🤣🤣 she’s a national treasure

[@starrystarrybee]

Do you even know what 'holler' means?

[@nobys2871]

Hater's can say whatever the f... They want but this girl is awesome!! ....she will be an snl legend

[@Me-ir6we]

Most definitely... for messing up literally every single skit

[@gaiaflamekeeper3183]

burteriksson she is a legend and the most popular 🖕🏾

[@stacistatic]

she's a woman though...not a girl

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Leslie is the Zodiac Killer.

[@magnolia8626]

She will go down in history!!

[@SashaJ79]

HI- larious. Leslie, Leslie....which of the seven dwarf we'd end up with....on point!

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@lillanthompson9086]

Funny😂😂😂

[@thisguy9042]

She's always on point! Love her!

[@anjealousanaconda9692]

The seven dwarves comment got me🤣🤣🤣

[@coreyt4006]

Always ask for pics first ladies

[@erich103]

Lol. Love 2:29 "And you can't even call me back TOMARRAH!" 😂

[@ShoeChic5441]

Erich Roebeck I am dead!!

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@alphared8028]

True story

[@mominor6913]

TOOOO FUNNY

[@IvanBaltimore]

I was stretched out

[@luvmoney9262]

7 DWARFS...IM ON THE FLOOR...REAL TALK!!!

[@coreyt4006]

Always ask for pics first ladies

[@karla_gm]

Me rei tanto que lloré

[@junemoon4826]

"If you end up in our pants don't be surprised if we end up in your chimney" dead 💀

[@victoriataylor5584]

Oh yeah. SO dead.

[@amrita7413]

Someone pls give her an award for such expert comments on dating

[@wildflower8658]

I'm taking notes... ❤

[@melissahoover3389]

Hoolllyyy shit she is saying everything that every woman is thinking.

[@natureandphysics403]

Every man is thinking, "maybe I should talk to HR first."

[@deborahfrederick916]

Melissa Hoover Yep!

[@anelisamorgan8590]

SAME!!😂😂😂

[@Littlekitten_]

I hope women find men disgusting like I do

[@louradelaney8074]

Why yes she is!

[@heathermetz6576]

1:03 “Every girl out there, grew up with some uncle starin’ at them at Thanksgiving sayin’, ‘how much you done grown’! That ain’t really your real uncle. Just some dude your Dad work with!”

[@NoFear69262]

Undercover truth bomb!!

[@sandradee1579]

I was dyin' over that one!

[@leslieparker3914]

Omfg..THAT was soooo true!! They would call them your uncle. TF?

[@bettychava19]

😂😂😂

[@jimrebr]

So accurate, I had two creepy uncles, one was my dad’s big brother and Dwarf #2 was my aunts second husband, I honestly don’t know which one was creepier, Uncle #1 who hit on me from age 8 on, always saying I was his favorite niece(I have over 100 cousins) & he would fly to Southern California, whenever he found out I was visiting my parents, my mom was clueless about him being a predator, she told me one weekend, couldn’t I just spend some time with my uncle, because he flew down from the Bay Area, just so he could see his favorite niece, yuck 🤮. Step Uncle was just as bad, creep, he started telling me, at age 7-8, that I was so beautiful, I would be great onscreen, because I was so photogenic, it’s impossible to say which uncle was worse…fortunately, I didn’t see much of Step Uncle after I turned 20 & relocated far away…not far enough, coz y dad’s brother, showed up at my house, when our oldest son was just 1, he made several sexist and racist comments, my husband told him he wasn’t welcome anymore. His last wife, #8, who had his baby when he was in his 60’s, Candy, told me they were visiting, because her parents lived in Vancouver BC, about a 2 hour drive from our house, because she was divorcing my super creep uncle, before he started SAing his 3 year old son & she was getting a divorce.

[@ladanski]

I love when Leslie makes herself laugh. 😂😂😂 ❤️

[@iamharrison2817]

1:17 i like how she tries to keep a straight face, and then laughs at herself. Lol 😂

[@aarondigby5054]

That's what's so great about SNL the characters breaking even on themselves

[@claudiap.1802]

"And you cannot even call me back tomorrow!!!" Miss u Les!🤣

[@nane8375]

Can't get enough of Leslie Jones. Brilliant.

[@johncastro39]

Just the slight break of character in Leslie is hilarious! I love her!😍

[@laquisha630]

"If you end up in our pants, don't be surprised if we end up in your chimney." Couldn't have said it better myself! 😌

[@Xanadudancer]

So so funny the last line

[@javamomx3674]

Yaass!!😂

[@MarciaPze]

LESLIE IS AMAZING!!! Hilarious!!!

[@changliu7253]

“I'll be in your chimney, Jost”😂🤣🤣🤣

[@cherrypie1734]

LOOK AT MY BREAST!!!! I lost it at that part

[@unapologetic.aquarius863]

@@scottconlin1923 stfu and go away

[@someshwari_debi]

That weird Uncle part is so true and I guess is a Universal issue😂

[@D3IM2NTEIII]

LOL this woman is so funny!

[@7devila]

I had a bad day at work and this video cheered me right up! Thanks, Leslie Jones

[@ragantate3995]

“We don’t know which one of the damn seven dwarves you bringing to the house” 😅

[@hannahbrattsmith9002]

This woman is MAGNIFICENT!!!!!

[@judyjohnson5184]

She is Right though, when she said we don't know which one of the Seven Dwarfs y'all are bringing to the table.

[@victoriataylor5584]

Also which one of those seven dwarfs has clean or dirty hands.

[@victoriataylor5584]

Or which one has had more love than the other one.

[@morganstone897]

Life lesson: eating salad (eating anything) is a choking hazard while watching Leslie. Incredibly funny woman. I just adore her

[@BenicioW2011]

“We gotta be crazy!” - truer words never spoken

[@nathancroft22]

This video had a bit of my soul tbh because its literally me,so funny

[@SevanniBlack]

#Dead off this. I wish her and Colin would do some skits together outside of weekend update. Their banter is insane.

[@bettyveronica460]

"Tall glass of almond milk." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kittywagon3472]

"I feel like I have to talk to HR first" proceeds to glance down a second later. I see you, I know what you doin.

[@rushikasawant7473]

by far the best explanation to women being crazy :P

[@tommyt1971]

“It’s personal!” NICE recovery, after she almost lost it cracking up.

[@aarondigby5054]

IKR, good improv and ad-lib

[@aarondigby5054]

Like her Dad's friend from work had done such disgusting things to her, she's experienced it

[@tonyrincon6939]

the fact that Leslie make no sence but also tells my whole life story scares me

[@JuaniqueVerde]

*sense

[@3lttlbrds]

That uncle line is sooo true 😢

[@stephanyb09]

Leslie ans Colin make my day always 😂❤... Love it forever.

[@ilhamonytube]

You tall glass of almond milk

[@aysubeyter1936]

I love this woman !!! She is hilarious ;)

[@graceandmarvellouswonders6249]

And you can even call me back tomorrow!! Lol 😂🤣 lost it!!

[@spideranansi929]

Gotta love Leslie.... killin it in every scene 😅

[@adenaday8067]

She’s so on point !!!!😂 Say Crazy with some respect!

[@jgrillovargas]

I Love Leslie Jones!!! She's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@2Boios]

nah.

[@Feare909]

“Look at my breasts, Colin. LOOK AT MAH BREASTS!!!”

[@jbird2575]

This is always a perfect duo 😂

[@fisherking7798]

When you end up in our pants don't be surprised we end up in your chimney 😁😁😁

[@yuragraterol2728]

I wanna meet leslie so badly! she's all i wanna be.

[@2Boios]

im sorry.

[@rafeenaali6835]

she is so real..love her

[@giovannadiaz1917]

She's just so funny

[@rhoyalt1027]

"...seven dwarfs" LMAO!

[@onlyhousestarklivesmatter]

LOL 😂😂😂 Leslie is just amazing

[@zeltzinrr1631]

I love you, Leslie Jones!!!

[@jennifersantillana9738]

"Tall glass of almond milk" Lmfao!!! 😅

[@pattim173]

Oh my God I just spit my coffee out with "it's just some guy your dad work with" LOL LOL

[@williamjamesayers7719]

I love the 'seven dwarfs' she mentioned, but she gave eight dwarf 'description.' Leslie Jones is a god damn riot of a comedian. I love her. LOL.

[@suzanneschulz8479]

Shes not coming back Mistake she's AWESOME!

[@jamesonholbrook3969]

The aggressive screaming “LOOK AT MY BREAST” sends me every time 😂😂😂

[@prettymilka7802]

There should be more sketches of Leslie 👐

[@socratessvs]

Leslie is amazing!

[@jbeats1930]

This one had me laughing waaaaaaaay to hard through the entire thing 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@molliwilson5639]

" listen up men, if you're up in our pants, don't be surprised if we're up in your chimney!" LOL

[@tippytoes22]

I love Leslie, no one makes me laugh on SNL as much as she does.

[@yashaswinip4633]

This woman❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@domtillman630]

We don't know which one of the seven dwarves we are bringing to the house 😂😂

[@canvasser_01procurement_la39]

Leslie Jones is Cool!!!

[@raemundvp1153]

Love her so much! Please more of her.

[@thedaniplanet]

The collective silence as we all try to remember if we blocked out the memory of OUR creepy uncle/family friend

[@bene_chino]

She’s a brilliant comedian‼️👏🏼

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

2:15 - Ok, whoever thought of this association with the seven fucking dwarves and the different penises is A FUCKING GENIUS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍👌👌👌

[@p.sherman3158]

AND YOU CANT CALL ME BACK TAHMARRA!”

[@Mimi-xg5gu]

Gosh, I miss her on SNL. She’s incredibly funny. ❤️

[@FortunateKidd]

She took most of this from her old stand up and I’m sooooooo happy she brought it back. The “hairy ass” punchline kills on stage too

[@ladyhonor822]

Love her point of view !!! Philadelphia USA

[@jessicaalbright9682]

And you cant even call me back tomorrow?????!!!!! LMFAO

[@raphaellavelasquez8144]

That actually helped my perspective on relationships.

[@kylerumble]

My favourite part of this sketch, “We don’t know which one of the seven dwarves we’re bringing home.”

[@ladyhonor822]

TEMPLE UNIVERSITY ✨🌎🏥😜✌️😇💔🤳😎🎶🎶🎶🎶📿😱🪖🌄🤣🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

[@PositiveZ7]

Leslie this was done so well. lol You are so underrated. Miss you on SNL. You bring so much life and entertainment to all you do.

[@leilagomulka5690]

I’ve cut down on my pharmaceuticals because Leslie makes me laugh so much. Endorphins

[@garybuechel8133]

I love when they break character.

[@capimsi7]

Brilliant and such honesty!! She's definitely got my attn now. Just the right amount of attitude w/o going overboard :D

[@toy160]

I love Leslie omg

[@iChillypepper]

I can’t stop laughing! Leslie Jones is a national treasure! She needs her OWN show!

[@soonermimi53]

Their chemistry is so good! It’s so funny! It’s my favorite part!

[@jsowau]

It is a shame that all I can do is “like” this video. Leslie, you are AWESOME!!!

[@arnimasingh7373]

Is this like a replacement for the Stefon-Seth sketches? But gotta admit, this woman is growing on me!

[@rondarobbins7194]

the funniest she's ever been even while she's yelling😂

[@ingridjames9570]

L.J helps me get thru this COVID BS. Love her!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CHICK-A-BOOM]

You tall glass of almond milk, I’m so done, LOL!

[@luciaeylicio7808]

Omg 😱 I laughed out so loud and hard. People around me thought I was crazy I had my headsets on at the time.

[@sharonwright1631]

Leslie is one of my favorite comedians stay real and you will always be relevant