Weekend Update on a Stolen Pet-Sitting Van - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including a pet-sitting organization's van being stolen with 16 dogs inside. Rachel Green (Vanessa Bayer) and Jennifer Aniston stop by to discuss '90s nostalgia.
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[@ReesePlaysGamez]

I always laugh when Che makes a political joke, especially about race, and then it cuts back to Colin.

[@joetowers4804]

Who is it going to cut back to if not him?

[@kt-dy8qw]

Me too!

[@xNathan2439x]

@@joetowers4804 Racheal

[@sleepy-darling]

Vanessa's Rachel is SPOT ON, she doesnt look much like Jennifer Aniston, save for the hair, but shes got the voice down!

[@orionwesley]

The "Pheebs" bit cracks me up.

[@avimohan6738]

Listen only to the audio of her section of the clip. Her voice is almost completely indistinguishable from Anniston's!

[@unusuario5173]

The voice, the tone, the timing, the gestures, body movements... it was both eerie and awesome.

[@marcavonevans]

I so miss Vanessa

[@bradcarroll3719]

Yes, you need the visuals to distinguish them. And then you can see how much more beautiful Vanessa is than Anniston.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

Yeah, Colin saying "that bitch cray" is the weirdest funniest thing

[@ohmygoshitscole]

Lol but it was a pretty funny joke

[@theVillageofBri]

And Che dying at it offscreen

[@mikpxxi]

It’s the fact that Colin, white as white can get, said that bitch cray in the whitest voice imaginable. it’s hilarious!

[@jacksterling9258]

You can tell he said it to get a laugh from Che 🤣

[@bryannac9427]

Colin's smile makes me so happy, my god

[@afergie76]

Bryanna Calahan he is a Sexy dude.

[@saracathey]

Bryanna Calahan i

[@MajorZeldork]

Sameeee

[@millennialaviation]

He has a beautiful smile 🙂

[@mcreena]

For anyone wondering, they found the van and the dogs were all okay.

[@mcreena]

he was fired from his job as a driver and forced to take up a job as a mall cop.

[@Soymaid]

I was actually really bothered about it, so thanks. I can't even imagine how terrified I'd be if that happened to my dog.

[@mcreena]

I was too, it's why I googled it. Figured it'd help to share it in case anyone else was worried too.

[@markfoster1520]

Wow...Slurburbler lobbed you a toss-up.... But you put it out of the park! Vanessa & Rachel and all our Friends would be proud!

[@Himynameishoodie]

I was wondering and thank you 😊

[@b2manatees]

I think I'm in love with Michael Che. He cracks me up to no end!

[@amazingsupergirl7125]

ManateeAdvocate I know. Me too

[@amazingsupergirl7125]

Me too! He’s my weird crush. He’s openly talked many times about being a racist and I don’t even care! Hence, my “weird” crush. But Colin is his best friend and he’s white so surely it’s not too bad 🥰

[@WonderLady]

What’s not to love? He is pure catnip.

[@khaleesisnow7976]

I grew up in the projects, Che ain't kidding.

[@emeraldkat2167]

When I was 16 I got my first apartment in CO. It wasn't in the projects, but might as well have been. I had to heat my apartment from time to time with the oven because the new furnace the landlord installed kept dying and spewing gas into the apartment at night, so I found it safer to heat through the oven before I slept, then turn it off before I slept. I spent an entire CO winter that way one year.

[@AllisonTamayo]

Emerald kat that doesn’t really sound like the projects, just shitty housing with a horrible landlord (I know it wasn’t but you said it might as well have been)

[@lucyi7670]

Emerald kat smoking in there should be banned

[@orchdork775]

@@emeraldkat2167 Wait, so you heated your apartment with your oven when your furnace was leaking gas??? How are you even alive?

[@emeraldkat2167]

@@orchdork775 Cause I know enough about that stuff (yes even at 16, when that happened), to turn off the furnace the moment it wouldn't come on. So there wasn't gas leaking into my home while I slept. Edit to add: I even wrote that I only used the furnace during the day when I was home, and at night I turned off the furnace completely to ensure I wasn't breathing natural gas in my sleep. Why social services did nothing to ensure my safety as an emancipated teen I have no idea.

[@jerminator8384]

weekend update needs they're own show its usually the best part of SNL

[@mastermonarch]

watch the daily show pretty much weekend update.

[@lolipedofin]

@@mastermonarch So much so they hijacked Michael Che from SNL's writers as TDS correspondents. And later SNL after seeing just 3 months of Che as on screen correspondent, re-hijacked him and put him on Weekend Update's Anchor Seat.

[@AlakaxamM]

@@lolipedofin 🤯 I'm going to have to go back to old TDS episodes. I had no idea Che was on there. I like the chemistry of Colin and him together though

[@lolipedofin]

@@AlakaxamM He was there for only about 3 months, or to be accurate, 58 business days. But he was great, so much so Jon gave him farewell comparable to John Oliver.

[@AlakaxamM]

Thanks! I'm going to find the episodes with him

[@dudelabowskee1608]

Vanessa sounds more like Jennifer than Jennifer does....

[@joshuahoover6841]

No joke, I closed my eyes and all I could picture was Jennifer Aniston

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

No she sounded like Rachel when Jennifer does Rachael.

[@zeepack]

Probably her voice has slightly changed with age.

[@OceanHedgehog]

Wow I can't believe they had the money to hire Jennifer Aniston twice for this skit.

[@BreakTheBeat852]

Jamie Lancaster How to ruin a perfectly fine joke 101

[@coochiemeowmeow2210]

Jamie Lancaster r/woosh

[@TriniLush7]

PresidentWordSalad 😂😂😂

[@claytonbrown7120]

BreakTheBeat You don’t get it buddy, that wasn’t Jennifer Analston

[@watching99134]

@@jamielancaster01 You really missed the one didn't you

[@JC-ev2ns]

"The boy apartment" her Rachel impression is glorious!!

[@mellochoco10]

"Being poor" LMAO

[@selina4698]

love how Jen just leaves before the cameras even have the time to turn off

[@c.w.9501]

Couldn't get out of there fast enough, could she?

[@danp1471]

"Yes this is Freddy & I'd like to report a cigarette smoke at the crackhouse in 4 B." - ghetto tipster

[@janeentumbao8690]

He'll just take the reward money to buy some weed and cheap beer. 😄😄😄

[@OuroMorpheus]

Holy crap, Vanessa is amazing at her Rachel impression, lol!!!

[@wickedfifth]

Michael Che is the man. Get him more lines.

[@yourmomtwice]

Wicked Fifth he is co head writer of the show. He has as many lines as he wants

[@cutepumpkin4744]

Jennifer Anniston continuously has the best hair around.

[@jasmineshelton759]

I don't think she does these days but her haircut in the 90's was certainly iconic.

[@MrDino1953]

If only she could stop pushing it away all the time. Either leave it alone or get the damned stuff cut so you don't need to do that.

[@viksaggu9085]

Avino lol

[@viksaggu9085]

Jen is amazingly beautiful

[@davidm5707]

@@viksaggu9085 I know, I've lusted after her since the Ben Stiller Show, and she is still just as beautiful as she was then.

[@jcnot9712]

6:46 lmao Che and Jost start doing the same “what? What?” expressions that the “Rachels” were doing.

[@BMakabre]

Oh yes, right at the end (looks like Vanessa's cracking up at Che and Jost doing their "What? What?") I'm binge watching Weekend Updates.

[@ninacurran7322]

"or that bitch cray" XD

[@informationbubble2844]

Nina Curran k

[@CocoOPNY]

Che losing it was AWESOME

[@CJ-gy8ie]

It's Kray named after the English gangsters the Kray Brothers.

[@TCt83067695]

Cade Jackson says who?

[@chrisz8585]

Michael Che- my FAVORITE newscaster, seriously. He does a lot better job at it than the, er, professionals do. Jost is good too

[@matinuskathundrrphukk3233]

That Anniston impression was wicked good.

[@harrietthespy2119]

Colin, Michael and Vanessa should’ve danced Friends style with Jennifer at the end to the friends music

[@HeadspaceCools]

Jesus christ... close your eyes and it's 100% Jennifer Aniston. WOW. Awesome job!

[@questioproductions]

4:20 If was I was Vanessa, and Jen just rolls up next to after doing an impression, I would have literally s*** my pants

[@Alhamdulillah.e.rabil.alameen]

ItsChazzy Boy Except she knew beforehand Jennifer was coming.

[@rickrose5377]

Chazzy Boi Chazzy, you know they rehearse, right?

[@madjoints]

If was I was Chazzy, i would edit my post!

[@JC-ev2ns]

Why was Kellogg advertising on Brietbart in the first place? Oh nowwwwww they think it's wrong

[@alsprinter]

I love that they crack each other up with jokes.

[@cdismufasa]

Great Aniston impression.

[@afergie76]

cdismufasa Rachel Green, played by Aniston.

[@bubbercakes528]

Spot on Rachel impression!

[@atomic.universe]

I love Vanessa's smile 😂 it's so adorable

[@s.g.waller4139]

Dueling Rachels is my new favorite thing.

[@celestinamichael7714]

The Rachel impersonation is on point 👏🏾👌🏾

[@mmargaretcole1989]

I want more Vanessa as Rachel!

[@dominikno3495]

Mary Cole Oh yeah, she is spot on!😆

[@ibrahimcisse9]

Mary C true

[@rrj6694]

Well she quit so...

[@anartismal]

What? No! :o

[@rrj6694]

Look it up

[@bubbaliciousfisheyes]

You know what would be hilarious? If the cast of Friends was on and made no reference to Friends, then thew to a Saved by the Bell skit.

[@nathandavid1362]

Hahahaha the cut away after Che says coke hahaha

[@skylas711]

Collin is so white😂😂😂

[@jemiebridges3197]

And yet that lands him Scarlet Johansen. I would never change lolz.

[@jemiebridges3197]

Its all that kashi go lean in his diet.

[@iancuspinera1160]

What was your first clue?

[@MJswag23]

I feel like every cut from Che to Colin recently has been revenge for him getting to marry Scarlet Johansson.

[@TheoneandonlyEETFUK]

I love when they break character.

[@two-face1041]

Chemical Juice that's when you know it's good

[@jasmineshelton759]

It really is the best

[@Dainess365]

That's what keeps me coming back

[@coreyperdue37]

They cant do it too much. Just watch when Jimmy Fallon ruined every skit

[@irispereyra4780]

This is the greatest SNL face to face impersonation since Sarah Palin made a sketch with Tina Fey!

[@romxxii]

The Nic Cage vs Andy Samberg as Nic Cage one was pretty good as well.

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

I was not expecting Jennifer Aniston to show up but it's so much funnier.

[@coziiframe177]

Colin said "That =%$:& cra..." 😂😂😂

[@wittytittys]

bruh jen dipped immediately after she finished the skit

[@gezblair]

The 90s. Last decade I can remember that had some hope attached to it

[@OlviMasta77]

Pretty much... TIL Y2K

[@iljavija]

Hope is dead and buried, we are fucked sideways!

[@GG1Productions]

Didn't Bill Clinton sign bills that severely cut down on LGBT rights and increased the black and Latino prison population in the 90s? Plus we were at war in the middle East in the 90s. Also genocide

[@umuh3709]

*HER RACHEL IMPRESSION IS SPOT ON*

[@colbyjackmac2840]

Colin’s reactions are the best

[@molliwilson5639]

Getting evicted is a health risk

[@jemiebridges3197]

Even more true one year later in at a whole new level.

[@hwg315]

SNL is my primary news source.

[@BariumCobaltNitrog3n]

Give it up to Jenifer for being real. She looks good.

[@faeryfirefly]

Jennifer is such a good sport.

[@achievementrum7568]

My god that Rachel impression is superb!

[@Mloofylicious]

It's hilarious how Nickelback is almost always used in a negative context.

[@paolab4744]

vanessa is so adorable

[@bluecyclist7850]

Vannessa nailed the aniston skit

[@kiersten7013]

That was such a good Rachel impression 😂😂

[@user-ic2hu6bm2q]

It was only 4 years ago but collin looks like such a baby!

[@joshbrobud8358]

Vanessa and Colin have the best smiles....

[@eleftheriak.8889]

Vanessa's Rachel was aamazing. Her voice sounds like her

[@TheMulToyVerse]

Rachel from Friends is actually a mutant from Marvel Comics; she has the power to warp time & space and reality itself. That’s how she always prompts instant location changes after sentences that sound complete. Also she can manifest food out of nowhere, like burnt cookies and nachos

[@jcnot9712]

Lmao that’s a great Rachel impression.

[@owenray4615]

Lol that Rachel impression tho

[@ColonelBanana]

Wasn’t expecting her to show. Nice touch.

[@vanadiumlight]

I can't stand how cute Vanessa is :"D

[@AverageJoeTwoPoint0]

04:15 fuck yeah!!! The Queen is here!!!!

[@imacg5]

This feels like a Lovecraftian time tripping world

[@jimapplebee5322]

Hey, I use Kashii Go lean crunch in my greek yogurt. It's not nearly as white as plain cheerios!

[@alexdelaluna404]

OMG! Jennifer it's such a wonderful surprise!!!

[@AndromedaCripps]

I love how these weekend update videos are always titled like reverse click bait- the funniest and most memorable part of the sketch is never in the title, so you watch a random video expecting nothing and receive comedy gold 😂😂😂😂

[@coreyperdue37]

Someone had to make fun of friends awful cutaways. The show is literally 30% scene changes and music

[@Czeckie]

6:46 michael and colin hold hands awwww

[@astrocitizen]

This starts out strong with "Starring Kevin James". Considering hw often, the news is weird and sounds way ridiculous, paranoid, or just plain scary, there should be more jokes that suggest you've just head the premise of some kind of movie.

[@thepageofawesome]

I love there weekend updates because they don’t give a shit about keeping it professional. 90% of these you can here michael dying offscreen at these terrible jokes.

[@mariamihab]

Hearing Colin say "That bitch cray" made my week

[@georgiaandrebeccabullard9103]

Wow- perfect impression

[@joynealproductions8111]

This is probably my favorite Weekend Update ever.

[@haruruben]

That Rachel hairstyle still works

[@davidlivesey4809]

am I the only one who noticed a lot of their "NEW" videos are actually old ones reposted

[@colincranley9349]

david livesey I think they are trying to post on weekdays instead of only posting on sundays

[@damiananderson9656]

david livesey Nope I noticed it too

[@glossyeden5702]

Betrayed Man orrr theyre on a break till march 4th

[@overthinking8067]

No

[@overthinking8067]

1. Their ratings are pretty high due to trump being fucking hilarious 2. This is a way of providing weekend content. If and when they post new shit, they will only do it on weekends, however I think they're on a break right now.

[@richardknapp8322]

So cute to see those two together ya know, right , oh , no. what! ....

[@xoxfiftyytwo]

Jen dipped out of there so fast lmao

[@omermirza3210]

What a damn good voice of rachel

[@lexxx199]

Her Rachel was amazinggggg

[@itsSamRio2]

That boy is the cutest❤❤❤

[@mac1bc]

Sam Reyes what? oh no! hmm, what?

[@SailHatinSoap]

That Jennifer Aniston bit was AMAZING

[@sydcomebak]

Damn, she nailed that Rachel impression.

[@stevenatkins486]

The Rachel impression is amazing!!

[@kthxbi]

oh my god where has Vanessa been hiding this AMAZING Rachel impersonation

[@dowdell291]

That Rachel skit was AMAZING

[@martinbergoffen2144]

Now that is an Art Garfunkle on SNL moment.

[@marcavonevans]

Jennifer and Vanessa had a 'what?' jam session! Awesome

[@mhouse1115]

Is it bad that I'd rather have had a few more minutes of Vanessa Bayer's Rachel than actual Jennifer Aniston being around?

[@fransker13]

Rachel impersonation on point

[@glengayarshole1082]

One of my favorite clips. She's such a good sport

[@bethl3402]

That’s a really good Rachel impression!

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

Holy shit, that was spot on

[@amazingsupergirl7125]

I like Colin reporting on Lucy since his girlfriend was in the movie Lucy

[@inasaira8380]

colin is so fucking cute. i love when he likes a joke a little bit too much and cracks. its adorable.

[@benphipps6736]

dude the rachel impersonation was amazing

[@byoutifulmusic]

Why did Rach run off so immediately tho 😂 felt bad for Ness.

[@shinymosi5832]

That Rachel impression impressed me. Like spot on

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

That was ADORABLE

[@Fynzou]

Am I the only one who tends to watch these Weekend Updates because Colin Jost is adorable? >_>

[@waseemhasan]

Vanessa nailed it!