Weekend Update on Woman's Selfie Accident - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including a woman who fell from a bridge while taking a selfie. Cecilia Gimenez (Kate McKinnon) stops by to defend a bust of Cristiano Ronaldo.
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[@shalinivijayekumar3515]

"What would he look like if he had a stroke?" 😂😂😂

[@TyDollaaa]

Shalini Vijayekumar 😂😂👌

[@Pokadot101]

LOL Accurate!

[@DizzyedUpGirl]

Shalini Vijayekumar But he had the stroke while he was smiling.

[@ChristianOBrien]

That one got me so good I ended up crying. She is just hilarious.

[@drnycmedia]

Shalini Vijayekumar 😂😂😂

[@elijah-jamesmac2039]

That’s a smile that says “I’ve got a fish in my mouth! I’m trying to keep it in there!” Gollldddd

[@TheLoserbella]

I love when the audience reactions make them laugh

[@Alissapapillon]

"Because no one wants to die alone" hahaha so good!

[@carrots_arelife2924]

"The face of a man who pet a bunny so much that it died"!! HAHA love the Of Mice and Men reference

[@Hungryforapples]

“ I wanna tend da wabbits Gorge”

[@grovermarchand5537]

I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and hold him

[@stephenbrodie7936]

it was a puppy he killed

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

Also referenced in the finding nemo dentist girl

[@gsh2052]

"Look at his face Look at his eyes, they want to be together,They're like little lesbians trying to push their beds together." hahaha

[@Mirpuria]

G H It's probably a good idea to quote direct speech properly.

[@gsh2052]

she over stated imo.. I know that already tho.

[@alme2951]

GS H shut up get it right

[@fastacker2]

She would know about lesbians.

[@byLizee]

GS H absolutely hilarious

[@alkydah6741]

The face of a man, who pet a bunny so much that it died

[@nancymesek]

Al Kydah 😂😂😂

[@LordTalron]

i had to pause the video to recover

[@Movies123Online]

Al Kydah That's cultured people call someone "special"

[@blackflagsnroses6013]

It's a reference to "Of Mice and Men" lol!

[@axiomaddict]

I read the book so long ago that I forgot this!

[@arianamoss4496]

The chemistry between Michael and Collin is absolutely amazing👌

[@TheAlbinoskunk]

The way that she clings onto his arm was so random but hilarious. I love the way that she holds on a second too long at 2:54 and he loses his composure for a second

[@chillericity]

When Colin Jost laughs at his own joke and then tries to hide it by smiling with the side of his mouth...OMG

[@tinbanger66]

Looks just like his bronze.😏

[@MichellePradhan]

He's a hottie! I'm jelly of Scarlett Johansson!

[@edw1113]

He's so freaking adorable 🙈

[@Theomite]

Christ, Kate makes the most with almost nothing. Lorne gives her lemons and she makes a goddamn lemon tree-themed amusement park out of it.

[@cacauldr]

Very well said indeed

[@SneedyKetler]

Incredible statement. I also love lemons, so I’d very much like to visit Ms. McKinnon’s Park.

[@Carol-D.1324]

LOVE the analogy!

[@greg-op2jh]

It's amazing!

[@skoll_5682]

Theomite kinda his job. But she is freakin hilarious.

[@Room142]

"Because no one wants to die alone" LMAO SO PERFECT

[@SniffyPoo]

that was the best joke in the whole video

[@debraclinkscale6576]

It took me a minute... 😆🤪

[@kylecar18]

I love michael che's laugh at 5:49

[@typicaltrumpsupporter6016]

"I've got a fish in my mouth and I want to keep it there!" 😂

[@3lttlbrds]

I love how she keeps touching him😂

[@elisecode2212]

i would too

[@_agnd]

"Do you own one?"

[@abyssoffortitude]

lol!!

[@nottheoriginalhandle]

I fuckin died when that happened 😂😂

[@natedogg4116]

I own a dog house.

[@suspirodelmoro1430]

Kate is LIT, as always. "What if he had a stroke . . . while saying 'Cheese!'?"

[@Iffy50]

Kate McKinnon does the Spanish accent so perfectly! I have friends who are from Barcelona and her accent is great and so are her mannerisms. What a pro!

[@JamieK_89]

0:57 "And he said to me hurrrrrr" omfg I cried at that. Kate is so damn funny

[@cillianmurphy-rourke196]

Drinking coffee while watching this was a mistake😂

[@nancymesek]

Cillian Murphy-Rourke Yeah, I was brushing my teeth. LOL

[@paghal11]

You're absolutely right. Kate : "He has the smile of man trying to keep a fish in his mouth" Me : Screamed like a little girl while trying to keep a mouthful of coffee from going all over my keyboard and monitor.

[@mnypwrrspkt]

Milk was a bad choice

[@aarondrummond8801]

Yup, I now have tea all down my chin.

[@irayz2677]

Hold fish in mouth tight Don't laugh or fish will shoot out your nose

[@ElleP7]

Jost's face when he gets tickled 😂😂

[@moss_yt]

That poor singular manatee fan! 😂

[@calisongbird]

omg the pic of Colin as a chubby little kid!!! 😂😄

[@hellokittyangel211]

RIGHT!? #CutnessOverload As a fellowed member of the well endowed dimpled club I used to hate it this when people used to say it/do this to me, but I just wanted to squeeze the heck out of him, lol.

[@MrLikesEverything]

I keep rewinding the Jesus part at 1:00 over and over and laughing harder every time. And Jesus was like "Hmmmmm."

[@kylestubbs8867]

Wow. These jokes are still funny, but boy are they getting darker.

[@smusherface]

Kyle Stubbs - I think it's what I call the "Trump effect" (aka gallows humor).

[@andrewnibbi]

Two words: Norm Macdonald.

[@harrisonmckinney7659]

Go back and watch the old Norm Weekend Updates. He made the crowd his enemy.

[@natedogg4116]

@@andrewnibbi This is the greatest comment I've ever seen. Everything can be explained by Norm MacDonald.

[@jaybee3244]

I didnt laugh once for this piece. Like jeez, this was God awful... idk how they are able to keep this show going with material like this being the norm.

[@axiomaddict]

SNL does a great public service by giving us an opportunity to laugh at what is otherwise depressing.

[@oliviadoughty1421]

Watch MadTV

[@thaisverena]

Omg I've never laughed this hard in an airport in my entire life

[@jeanpierrevisualco5487]

This was one of the best Updates, each joke was solid and got an active response from the audience

[@lizannewhitlow1085]

This is going down in history as an instant classic.

[@Quinn-bq9sv]

Kate McKinnon slowly taking over all of the cameos and celebrity impressions is the best thing ever

[@Barzins1]

Shit I laughed so hard, I woke up my kids.

[@wickedcrafty1]

I love when she makes her co-host laugh.

[@applefan2151]

"What would he look like if he had a stroke?" I almost had a stroke.

[@MichaelDuntz]

Never seen a cast break so much during one show.

[@andrewnibbi]

Michael Duntz watch, like, anything with Jimmy Fallon in it.

[@darkspd31]

They're doing it on purpose, want to go viral

[@bryanmondal9611]

Watch the SNL Debbie Downer skit

[@Leithak]

"The face of a man who pet a bunny so much he died."

[@nelleo2507]

I truly wasn’t expecting to laugh so much at this clip. Kate is so funny 😂 😂 😂

[@froboythestud]

I love Kate! She is so naturally funny!

[@reelreeler8778]

"go straight for that butt" lol

[@hajikero1834]

Did Micheal Che end this segment by shouting "Goodnight, you pocket books!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scremped]

Hajikero Valentine Hey might have said Hockey Pucks. A reference to Don Rickels who passed away on Thursday.

[@jweezyf0sheezy1]

I thought he said pocket puss

[@jesusxavier2761]

Hajikero Valentine thought he said pocket pussies lmao

[@_adrast]

COlin's statue looked like Sean Hannity.

[@GregoryAlbano]

Colin is so cute.

[@Lesliedipasalegne]

I couldn't breathe watching this!!!! Kate is the funniest woman on the planet.

[@rckkeller9437]

Colin looks more like the statue than the soccer player did.

[@user-nw6qp1ki2n]

5:48 👆🏻Jost’s laugh here is priceless 😃

[@alexparamount]

yeeeey! Romania got mentioned on SNL this week! Take that everyone else in Eastern Europe

[@cambryn]

0:53- 1:03 Made me laugh so hard I have tears rolling down my cheek.

[@teresaweaver6026]

"They make it out of a leetle vagina"...did not see that coming. Kate McKinnon...slays me. lmfao

[@tontoldoos]

I can't believe i was laughing out loud so many times in one skit!

[@09makena]

How can anyone not like this? I'm laughing so hard.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

Kate is so damn funny, she makes everybody including the cast break down and sometimes herself too. She is awesome, has such a variety of appearance and voices, she needs her own show.

[@andreandpaula]

I'm off to macdonalds for my manetee burger now

[@williambaldwin9068]

kosh22 no sesame seeds!!!

[@kjamison5951]

McManatee or should that be “filet o’ manatee”?

[@oliphanti06bailey90]

It's on the dollar menu.

[@nikkidafler]

it’s a mcmanetee, doy

[@kenspitz981]

Kate McKinnon blows my mind every time and she is a fabulous comedian/actor.

[@safeinmyheart1]

Kate McKinnon - please stop giving me laughter induced seizures. Thank you.

[@id104335409]

I would laugh my ass off like a clown on that desk. She is killing it.

[@monstertrux007]

i'm dying of laughter - this is hilarious

[@davidhunter1429]

I died at AOL and Yahoo!

[@bonob0123]

This woman is singlehandedly carrying the show

[@scottsargeant3205]

So some genius chooses to name the video (Woman's Selfie Accident) for one of the LEAST funny bits in the skit while ignoring the hilarious bit by Kate McKinnon???

[@gfox9295]

welcome to the world of newspaper headline writing. They've been doing it for 100+ years before people were doing it to youtube video titles. gotta make 'em short!

[@scottsargeant3205]

Could make them short and more accurate.

[@seahpo6737]

Weekend Updates are named after the first update/story of the episode. This one was the selfie.

[@smac919]

Tbh I think they do it so the guest surprises you either for the first time or again

[@danp1471]

Larson Stalder so are you saying when it aired on t.v. the selfie story was the first one? Why would they change it for this clip?

[@mirzamay]

This is one of the funniest ones I've seen I just can't stop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blackflagsnroses6013]

1:00 Oh my gosh, that had me laughing so hard! "And he said to me huhhh"

[@hamaei123]

Ah yeah baby! This clip is particularly funny & I laughed at every turn. Kate was awesome but the guys are so consistently funny!

[@kelseyoconnell3369]

Love the "of mice and men" reference!

[@wittypseudx6839]

Kelsey O'Connell i swear we're the only ones that got it!

[@surazal9377]

wittypseudx Hang on now ... it took me 5 seconds to realize that reference for some reason ...

[@adamwright3119]

that was one of the funniest weekend updates in my opinion. great writing!

[@DiogoF.]

This is incredibly good. Love from Portugal!

[@kqgibson]

Rest of snl skits. Exhale air laugh.. Kate McKinnon skits- loud stomach laugh

[@RealLukeWilson]

Waiting for the day I can eat the McManatee Burger with the Mulan Szechuan Sauce

[@nehaa4846]

5:48 that scream broke me

[@Appleboy78165]

I laughed a bit too hard at the AOL/Yahoo joke lol

[@kimberlyyoung458]

Hey Leslie Cecelia is making a pass at your man!😂 😂 😂

[@zombie-process7025]

The Of Mice and Men reference was freaking PRICELESS.

[@viggen0073]

my stomach hurts from laughing. Thank you! :)

[@samimotaghedi]

This is one of my favorite skits!

[@eamonnsiocain6454]

She's a comedic genius!

[@aleksandrfilimonov2146]

that statue actually looks kinda like Colin Jost more than Ronaldo, even hair style! :D

[@racd589]

I spilled my tea on my chest laughing at this . Kate is something!!! 😂😂

[@b2manatees]

That Lenny joke killed me.

[@wittypseudx6839]

ManateeAdvocate same, i swear so many didn't get it

[@karakatowTV]

5:33 I'm just gonna leave this here for myself in the future.

[@ruthiemontoya6664]

I'm done, I can't the first few seconds I was already dying 😂😂😂😂

[@docjohnson2010]

This Kate McKinnon sketch is one of the most clever sketches I've seen in forever.

[@DiogoRibeiro]

One of the greatest Portuguese upcoming artist. A genius in fact. If the face was similar this video wouldn't exist. Let that sink in...

[@leannahamilton94]

I thanked Jesus for everything for everything he's ever done, and he said to me "heeeh" 😂😂 I'm a Christian and this killed me

[@THEE_Kisywisy]

This is one of the sketches that STILL makes me cry with laughter. “CHEESE’ look at those eyes, they love each other, they want to be together I just had to pause it to run to the toilet. Laughed so much I peed a little. This is like my 20th time watching it and it made me piss myself. I am not ashamed

[@JeffmChicago]

I got a fish in my mouth and I'm trying to keep it in there! LMAO!

[@JesPulido]

I'm obsessed with Colin Jost.

[@REMsleepVids]

Kate needs her own show

[@2ndhandsextoy838]

That Of Mice And Men reference though. Perfect.

[@mrfaceoff23]

The "Of Mice and Men" reference was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Calle_family]

she really nailed the Spaniard accent

[@georgiaangeletakis5811]

"For a limited time only the McMantetey is back" XD

[@AdamA-wg1ko]

hilarious skit all the way through!

[@otakufangirl1014]

i couldn't stop laughing at this!!! 😂😂😂

[@emdawn9679]

who can Kate McKinnon NOT play thoughthat accent made me choke on my coffee

[@binaryvoid0101]

That mock statue of Colin Jost looks like Mark Cuban from Shark Tank.

[@bethhurewitz5647]

THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH for making me laugh.

[@blackflagsnroses6013]

3:28 That of Mice and Men reference lol!

[@mescott8212]

OMG! Tears are streaming down my face!!!! What a crazy mind she has!!!! "I gotta fish in my mouth and I'm tryin' ta' keep it in dere!!!!! Gotta go pet the bunny now...! Thank you, Je-SUS!

[@somebeachtoo]

I laughed out loud in a bar when she said stroke about the bust. Rotf

[@parkcaro]

Crying! Tears running down my face! Kate McKinnon you are the BEST! I didn't think anything could top Potato Jesus but I was WRONG!!

[@rosemarywilliams9969]

😂 stuck in traffic 3 hours but gosh this shit is funny.

[@willfreese]

Not sure if it's just my mood, but I did a lot of laughing out loud.