Weekend Update Rewind: Angel (Every Boxer’s Girlfriend) - SNL

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[@zackcross7190]

If Heidi doesn’t come back for next season, I’m takin the kids to my sistah’s.

[@Gracklef1int]

Does Colin know?

[@zackcross7190]

Grackleflint He better. Or I’m takin the kids to my sistah’s.

[@Gracklef1int]

Zack Cross 😂

[@rebeccaball209]

😂

[@DevlLo0pers]

Underrated comment

[@jm15xy]

Boxers have hard lives and boxers' girlfriends have it worse, but the people with the hardest lives of all are boxers' girlfriends' sisters.

[@davidalden909]

True dat!

[@kylebentley7512]

All of those kids!

[@Gaibethebaptist]

Boxers gfs have it worse collecting the money while he gets bashed in his head all day

[@ZombieQueeen]

😂😂🤣 you got me dead

[@aarondigby5054]

​@davidalden909 especially when they leave all those bad a## kids over there: Mikey, Nikki, Peppers and Keanu

[@crotasonoforyx5330]

"How many hits until it's enough" is a forever iconic line.

[@MichaelLKW-Fahrer]

Heidi has been one of the best additions to SNL. She is so funny.

[@candellak]

Seriously she is the next Kristen wig

[@athews1976]

And hot. 🤤 Skeet skeet... 💦 😁

[@YaroslavKostrov]

And so sexy.

[@acidgoliath]

is that a joke

[@dougdecloux6967]

I love her

[@TheyCallMeJeffrey]

She’ll name the next baby “Colin” so that, even when she’s at her sista’s, she can ask “did you hear that, Colin?”

[@adriennec26]

😂😂😂that's a good one

[@mishaa7263]

HER SISTER IS DEFINITELY NAMED MISTY OR CRYSTAL

[@cvc1814]

Crystal...lmao

[@Risingofthephoenix]

@Jacob W. Newman Dude wtf

[@TheHungarianchick]

Or Tammy

[@25mmick]

Misty

[@ogs1mpson609]

Crystal is a waitress at Legal Seafoods

[@davidpumpkinsjr.5108]

I can't wait until the do a sketch where we finally get to meet her sister.

[@silentdave9295]

Its gotta be Amy Adams.

[@rotabo001]

or Scarlett...maybe she has two.

[@elenah.6350]

@@silentdave9295 That would be awesome!!!

[@doublefeature]

amy adams or amy ryan. ben affleck asked amy ryan where in boston she was from after her audition for gone, baby, gone and she's from NYC.

[@doublefeature]

or amy poehler comedian wise.

[@bieassialaw6832]

It’s great that she has such a supportive sista...

[@Siegorius]

I can picture the sister going: "here she comes again..."

[@lilycooper8612]

Do you think Colin knows?

[@matteusconnollius1203]

She is always willing to take Angel in but you know they fight violently every time she comes over despite this over the dishes or something

[@markd.5471]

With everything going on, America needs to know if Angel, her kids, and her sista are okay.

[@speedgonzalez489]

Yeah they’re at her sisters!!! 🤣😂🤣

[@301.allday]

*Ask Colin* *........and Scarlett*

[@emilyklos8702]

What. About. Tommy.

[@joeberi1551]

Ynnnoj V Ayatollah Trump Ali gave ultimatum again!

[@dreddj.9451]

Angel was last seen at the corner gas station getting groceries and arterial clamps for Tommy, ,,, Her sister was not in sight.... OH,, and its twins this time,,,,, !!

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

She blows me away with her acting skills and her ability to stay in character without breaking.

[@RaymondPeckIII]

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Che can't stop cracking up and she stays right in character. 😜

[@kurtr1181]

That's cause it's such a serious issue. Its not funny. Fighters get knocked down, their wives get knocked up, and who will think of the children?? I-I cant talk about it any more. I'm taking the kids. If you want to talk, you know where I'll be.

[@youredumb9546]

Kurt R u seem like a real boring person loosen up and laugh buzz kill

[@papaquaalude8227]

Анастасия Берсеурокова re read it. keep rereading it until you get the joke. there’s one there. just keep looking buddy, i believe in you. 10 other people have gotten it, and i’m here to help you get it too. you can do it

[@chickenonanapkin]

Too bad she’s ugly.

[@babyvia6712]

the way she said "daughter" when michael asked her if she was naming her son keno

[@nahthanksno8299]

So good

[@philb6133]

And those little side glances when Michael snickers.

[@whitneyallan8508]

Before this even started I knew the boxers name would be tommy

[@funkpill]

😄😄

[@ronque23]

Tommy or Jimmy! Lol!

[@alexvasquez537]

Same bruh same

[@kamju866]

@Johnny Crustacean Most definitely some Irish

[@boredcheeseaddict5599]

@Ferdinando Campbell jr Sista’s*

[@ZMB_VRLRD]

“We’re gonna name the baby Gronk.” “Even if it’s a girl.”

[@rex-racer]

Because this comment deserves a reply without a link too.

[@zoebelle325]

Do you guys think Colin knows she’s going to her sisters?

[@jayfulkerson6329]

I think colin is in the loop

[@gr33nxwolf]

Not a chance LoL 😉

[@jasperdaireann6027]

I'm not sure, lemme check

[@sethicus9665]

I think he needs to set a reminder

[@eenzamevriend7183]

HEY COLIN! .... COLIN! GUESS WHAT?!?

[@edyoung6756]

Heidi Gardner's delivery when she speaks is absolutely perfect! She's got such a gift.

[@keetopuffs]

Her poor kind hearted sister gonna have them hyper active kids at her house

[@kathrynwolfe9020]

No, she's going to move and not leave a forwarding address.

[@elenah.6350]

@@kathrynwolfe9020 😂😂😂

[@MJlover3600]

Me if I was her sister watching the kids: "IF Y'ALL DON'T SIT YO LITTLE ASSES DOWN SOMEWHERE, I'M GETTIN SOME BOXING GLOVES AND KNOCKIN OUT EVERY ONE-A-YALL!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@keetopuffs]

@@MJlover3600 that's hilarious!!

[@Nimesay1]

Ikr!!

[@wille5080]

Ashley: “I’m a good Mom... to my precious baby Keno.” Michael: “... You named your son Keno?” Ashley: “Daughter.” Michael: 🤐

[@abp6209]

I never understood that, some please explain! >o

[@JoelKleppinger]

@@abp6209 Keno is a lottery game. It's like naming your kid "Scratchoff." Also, in Latin languages, names that end in 'o' are almost always male... Angelo, Apollo, Franco, Horatio, Orlando, etc. At least, that's how I took it.

[@jodavi5763]

@@JoelKleppinger Spot on

[@Puriantartica]

"I know I've worked in a lot of bars in my life, but I deserve to be happy" most underrated line in this video lol

[@ronque23]

Heidi spent no time being timid on SNL. She took her shot and made the most of it! So talented and so funny!

[@brettharlow7010]

This is absolute genius,...no real jokes are told, but it's still hilarious.

[@B_Chasnika]

Genius has lost its meaning in KZbin. Every other video is genius to y'all.

[@judymcgaugh6480]

Had never saw this before and it turned out very funny. Usually this Weekend Update has a few bits that I laugh at, but I was really entertained by these Angel skits. They were simple and the actress playing the part committed to keeping in character. There were not that many lines but the way she brought it all back around to the PUNCH LINE. It completed the joke everytime.. But at least I know if I need her she will be with the Kids At Her Sisters..

[@frostyflames7864]

@@judymcgaugh6480 ...does Colin know??

[@peterfoster5799]

2

[@LookOutside...]

you didnt hear the jokes?

[@jondunmore4268]

I love the "I'M the fightah! I'M the fightah!"

[@TheShachattack13]

Heidi definitely did this bit during her snl audition

[@LegionIvory]

And I'm sure she killed it then too.

[@johnnellowery4548]

4:41 That look she gives Michael.

[@ArtemisScribe]

you're right! she did do Angel for her audition!

[@harlemdeni]

Heidi's got the potential to be the best SNL member ever! Love this girl.

[@markd.5471]

The current cast is first-rate.

[@snorton6138]

That's high praise.

[@ermasing]

Best SISTER ever!!! Her door is always open.

[@drbubbly2989]

Guess the reason why her sister's address changed was to close that door for a while 😂

[@elenah.6350]

@@drbubbly2989 no I think this is the otha sistah!! One lives on Whitey Bulgah and the otha lives on Donny Wahlberg's.

[@ermasing]

@@elenah.6350 lol.

[@saturn5173]

So she’s a Tanner?

[@drbubbly2989]

@@carriestandridge4043 Danke

[@JDRoper]

"HOW DOES HE KNOW BEFORE YOU??" I'm dying

[@RapidObsessor]

heidi gardner is such a treasure!! from angel to the goop girl to bailey gismert, she's such a powerhouse

[@glowuplife]

And please don't forget pretty mandy

[@merylbonderow5993]

Heidi is an amazing actress, as well as absolutely hilarious.

[@doublefeature]

personally i love the instagram couple she did w/ mikey day. i wish they'd do that sketch again!! they've done it twice, i think but i need more.

[@markdavies9117]

She's so good. You instantly recognize Angel or Bailey Gismert as someone you know or have seen in the movies. I hope she has a long run on the show.

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Anything: *Happens* Angel: "I'm TaKeN tHe KiDs To My SiStA's"

[@myjudgementalself5084]

Colin holding his mug, "Kay ." Like he just didn't expect to be called upon.

[@LegionIvory]

It's likely he wasn't. Heidi may have chosen to add that in herself. The actors are given license to improvise.

[@noeltaylor3594]

I keep coming back to this. People say SNL isn't funny anymore. McKinnon, Ceciely Strong, Kenan, and Heidi are top notch.

[@JoeSmith-ju2in]

It's amazing when stereotypes are pointed out that people don't even realize are stereotypes. When you see this performance, you realize that Angel is indeed exactly every boxing girlfriend in every boxing movie ever.

[@dznutz217]

Love this skit. Matt Damon as Tommy was great. I would love to see Rachel Dratch show up as her mom or Tommy's mom.

[@nickydelorean5186]

OMG yes, Dratch would be perfect at Tommy's mom.

[@demetriusmiddleton1246]

The half crying "Hey Michael" always has me weak right off the jump

[@lisa438321]

Her sister moved from Whitey Bulger to Donnie Wahlburg...I think she’s trying to dodge Angel, Mikey, Nicky, Peppers, and Keno

[@elenah.6350]

No this is her otha sistah!!

[@abp6209]

I never understood why she named her kid Keno, some please explain! >o

[@mratkovich]

And the baby

[@ChantaBrite]

@@abp6209 Maybe after the lottery game? Idk if that is still an active game but it was at some point. I am just guessing that's where the name came from.

[@kulebrero]

@@abp6209 keno is a lottery type of game. She goes to the gas station to buy groceries and keno real quick

[@Redvinetv]

Angel - "Hey Michael." Michael - "So how was your week?" Angel - "I, ehh... you know I'm hanging in there" I feel this exchange of dialog could apply to 2020.

[@zackcross7190]

Problem is, now she can’t take the kids to her sister’s.

[@yorickstrangefield2976]

Whenever I hear someone say "SNL isn't funny anymore", I think about characters like this one. Mad respect to Heidi Gardner, this is one of my favorite SNL characters.

[@trock6921]

This is well done. Every boxer's wife in movies is like this.

[@Anna-914]

Heidi Gardner is freakin hilarious I LOVE HER

[@lauramaue]

51 people were quarantined and couldn't take the kids to their sistahs'.

[@julianmac2117]

This is like "van down by the river".

[@markmh835]

Angel: "That's it..... I've had enough.... I'm taking the kids to my sistah's." Sister: "Honey-- Lock the door! Close the blinds! Angel and her rug rats are coming!"

[@301.allday]

It'd be the white version of "Bebe's Kids" 😆😆😆

[@faeriefire78]

Every time he laughs she just gives him the side-eye and keeps going. I don't know why but it's cracking me up!

[@ZeacorZeppelin]

I'm taking the kids to my sister's. Her sister must really care for her. Also 555 whitey Bulger way, LOL. The cameo at the end was the best

[@doublefeature]

loved that lil easter egg. 343 donny wahlberg way.

[@BugOperator]

“At my sista’s, yes. With my kids, yes. COLIN DID YOU HEAR THAT?”

[@jacal420]

"You know I may buy most of my groceries at a gas station... but I'm a good mom!" 😂😂😂😂

[@buddy1935star]

The first time I saw this character I roared with laughter.

[@angelsbeautified]

“...and the baby” Oh my god I’m dying! 🤣🤣🤣

[@wille5080]

I thought I heard that Heidi used this bit as her audition? If so, no wonder SNL hired her. She nails it every time.

[@pyth4177]

Notice how they are always from Boston

[@cree920]

Right, her character gives me mob wives tease

[@CP-um4tk]

Its like the only place to find a white boxer

[@kristenrose1283]

Boston!!

[@301.allday]

*Probably a Townie*

[@maddii34u]

Boston, WHOOP!!!!

[@SuperBC1975]

Angel. Perfect name for a boxer's girlfriend. Right up there with Adrian.

[@jayjohnson8403]

Adrian is a man's name.

[@speedgonzalez489]

Jay Johnson Adrian and rocky!!!

[@TheFilmbroad]

@@jayjohnson8403 There are plenty of women named Adrian.

[@jayjohnson8403]

@@TheFilmbroad never seen it before. I know Adrianne, but never spelt like a man's name.

[@jacal420]

@@jayjohnson8403 OMG Please tell me you know that's from ROCKY?

[@ananyanarayandhanabalan]

Man I hope Mikey, Nicky, Peppers, Keno, and Gronk are doing well 😂😂😂

[@MegaBecks1981]

The point where I lost it was near the end when Michael Che says “How does he know before you?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@lucashoermann1736]

"You go out there and punch that man until you kill him alright? It's Christmas" gets me every time.

[@yorocco1]

Now THAT’S a Boston accent!! Lol! I mighta been born in the back uh the Chaiyuhs baaahh. 😂 😂 😂

[@2HRTS1LOVE]

Yeah, he's from there, so he's one of the few who can do an authentic Boston accent.

[@yorocco1]

@@2HRTS1LOVE I know. I’m from friggin’ Boston. ;)

[@AintYourBusinessDude]

The real fighter here is her sistah

[@joreljebre]

This character requires good acting. She's a great actor

[@brandonhinrichs4393]

Her and Cecily Tyson are both great actresses

[@JG-vv1db]

I love how she got a couple of "last few feels" in on Matt Damon at the end lmaooo

[@just-tess]

yes that's what I was going to say! Heidi always gets what's good from the hosts... especially this season!

[@fernandovazquezsr.4710]

I wish her sistah made a cameo. Along with her kids, Mikey, Nicky, Keno and Peppers. Oh, and tha baby Gronk. 👶

[@freda2758]

The desperation in her voice...classic.

[@DoctoRhythm]

Angel’s sign off at 6:44 - “The Departed.” LOL

[@nuckinfuts7610]

I love how she side eyes Michael every time he snickers. 😒 LOL 'Every Boxers Girlfriend...' is a Heidi original. She used this character for her SNL audition. No surprise she nailed cast mbr.

[@tbam73]

The fact that his name is Tommy is true AF

[@robertrusso6347]

We need more Angel

[@elimaiorana3753]

we need more heidi

[@sabesque...7080]

"at my sista's, yes. with my kids, yes. colin, did you hear that?"

[@ScottParisi]

Anyone notice Angela's wrist tattoos change over time?

[@bennyb5749]

"How many more hits till it's enough?" the first thing that I hear when I go to SNL's KZbin, and it sure does speak to what's been going on in America.

[@MariaBareiss]

Just so you know, Colin. Just so you KNOW.

[@jason5409]

She's a great actress

[@dbyd777]

Her timing is FLAWLESS!

[@kari7403]

That laugh at 5:13!!! Sounds like the dude is choking or something. Lmao. It even made Heidi pause for a second.

[@retrofan93]

Of all the weekend update compilations to do, it's about damn time they finally did this one.

[@MOBROOKS]

0:00-0:03 I wasn’t ready!! Hahahhahahahhaha Hilarious af!! She is so underrated. “Christmas Mornting” Took me out!! Hahhahahahahahhahaa

[@ChristaCrow]

“Daughter!” Michael almost got his head taken off.

[@devinthedoctor]

Oh my god I forgot they had Matt Damon be tommy

[@isobeldoyle3783]

I think she's gonna be at her sisters 🤣

[@evadeness]

Where do you think she’s been during the quarantine?🧐

[@willp.6093]

4getmenot 123 sistahs*

[@isobeldoyle3783]

@@evadeness imma guess and say... her sistahs

[@aliasgher2557]

@@evadeness what you are doing during these days???

[@danielamourose6361]

I think Angel just looks for excuses to go to her sisters.

[@markmh835]

Better house, better food. Xbox plus trampoline. I'd be going to her sistah's too. 😏

[@coryabeard38]

How does he before you. The funniest line

[@laurenmagers1016]

Oh my gosh!! This is amazing! Heidi is so freaking funny! More skits with her!

[@rex-racer]

Fun Fact: Systahs is an actual soul food restaurant near Philly. And kids love the tater tots off the menu.

[@dariusconnoley4022]

They serve tatet tots on menus?

[@gabeputthoff2236]

“Mom, where are we going?” “I’m taking you to my sisters”

[@tc1295]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on snl 😭

[@carsonpercival9027]

Colin during this segment is sensational “yeah ok whatever” 😂

[@rticle15]

This character is a home run

[@bo_obylady7092]

I love how Tommy was finally revealed hahahaha

[@bugzzz012]

Man there should always be that "every boxer's girlfriend's sister" character too. They're just like "You know where your kids are?" and "You promised her, she's my sister I'm always gonna be on her side"

[@teresathayn5170]

Laughed so hard I cried! That was stupid AF!! Still laughing!!

[@neghiepean1530]

Didn't break once. She's a beast!

[@ScootyPuffSr7]

This is one of my most rewatched SNL bits. It's nice that the Rewinder gave me an excuse to watch it again.

[@dantron7073]

Woah the catch me outside girl is all grown up now. Time flies by.

[@ColinG84]

That extra grab at the end on Matt 🤣

[@mbvglider]

I bet Heidi just happens to have an iPhone 4S and built a whole character around it.

[@hippodisco1687]

The hoops are too small :p

[@kari7403]

She better contact J Lo, ASAP, and hit up HOOPS. Lol. Good call.

[@hippodisco1687]

Omigod Kari!!!! YESSSSS!!!

[@phillybri]

“Colin did you heah that???” 🤣

[@falsettogod5853]

Kids just be getting dragged around lol

[@gspendlove]

It'd be funny if they made a boxing parody movie out of this, _Tommy Ray Donovan,_ with these players and, of course, Amy Poehler as Angel's sistah. Maybe it wouldn't suck, you never know.

[@stephennickles5431]

Heidi Gardiner is a treasure, plays such a great neurotic!

[@trickwillis]

One of the best SNL character conversations of all time. This is Carol Burnett caliber, boom! TKO!

[@scandelooch]

I LOVE ANGEL❤ Can we have more Angel, please? Someone please tell Colin so he knows.

[@robolson9924]

Pure comedic brilliance.

[@sheismazing2__622]

Where are her kids right now?

[@Cskiro02]

sheismazing2_ _ I think her brother’s?

[@CPI99]

At her grandmas house I think

[@merylbonderow5993]

Huh sistah’s?

[@brandiguarino1778]

Her mutha’s.

[@marylevin9262]

@@brandiguarino1778 🤣

[@jrsmith6984]

Damn she's on point 😂😂😂