Weird dialogue in games

Has an NPC ever been inappropriate with you?
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[@JotaroKujo_JJBA]

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost *kissed* Captain Rowan Sparrow"

[@davidhibbs3396]

Your line is going to stay in my head ... forever...lol

[@KuryKat]

I THOUGHT THE SAME LMFAO

[@artyomxiii]

I read this as if Captain Jack Sparrow himself speaking to me

[@axelshmontes14]

We need Irish Captian Jack Sparrow back lmao

[@slewone4905]

especially when that cold sore becomes active again.

[@youngus]

Option 5: invite Greg to the party and see where things go

[@BardKeepseasy]

he is sill recovering in Zybilna's palace from the last party he joined. Mercy for him!

[@theinquisitor7191]

Oh Hamlet! 😨

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

Well.. considering they're in darkwood, this is darkwood Greg were talking about

[@eclairamisu2517]

OMG, a skit where a couple tries to seduce Greg into a threesome and the poor lad simply doesn't know what to do!!! 😂

[@ravenbarnes3872]

You know Darkwood Greg would be down!

[@Jud1cator]

I knew the moment the first weird option was shown, Rowan would make it so that he'll have all of the options be weird eventually, leaving him no choice but to Alt+F4. Splendid.

[@sydneydell5548]

If you’re going to use words like splendid at least construct a proper sentence bud. The way you worded that was braindead

[@Raiden2480]

Every time, what is with these fridged adventurers 😢

[@misterymisterio8778]

At first only one weird option, then 2, 3, 4 weird options.

[@lindatory1886]

I knew too when it started getting wierd I hoped that he would just run to the place they was sopposed to go with Rowan trying to keep him there

[@Ladybirdyn]

Love Rowan’s facial expressions while the time was counted down.

[@corgiw7281]

Amazing eyebrow action.

[@theinquisitor7191]

Johnny Depp ain't a gay.

[@corgiw7281]

@@theinquisitor7191 - relevant how, and with what documentation?

[@demonsmoke1788]

@@corgiw7281 He kind of looks like Jack Sparrow, so I think that's where he was going.

[@DGneoseeker1]

"Love Rowan" you say? EXCELLENT CHOICE. Bend over.

[@mariniss]

I'm so happy I lived to see rowan as jack sparrow lol

[@SwordDigio]

The best pirate I’ve ever seen

[@Arct1cW]

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!

[@tomcbye]

He's Liam the Leather worker- Bodger's evil brother from Darkwood.

[@iamdihan]

Also looks like Tim Minchin

[@arokh72]

@@tomcbye are you sure, maybe Bodger is the evil brother? Looks like Liam is just a loving fellow to me :)

[@Vermouth_19]

When a skit is too wild for even Bodger, Liam never disappoints 😂

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Liam goes where Bodger cannot 😂

[@Vermouth_19]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague this is why Liam still has a shop and Bodger doesn't 😤

[@ShetStorm]

E

[@ThatGuy-lw3gx]

😂😂

[@JackyMan22]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague You gone too far this time putting Johnny Depp in this act! Leave him alone! XD

[@roar3364]

I've done the "Darkwood after Dark" Questline, and the best responses are below: 4 - for the morale boost 3 - the lover disguise makes you immune to all aggro 3 - the Leather Onesie is actually a Legendary item 4 - unlocks the secret cutscene and stops the Orc attack outright

[@Dark_Karma26]

WTF MAN!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Juel92]

"Just a little beer/cider and how'd that get in there?" lmfao underrated line

[@raven4k998]

we need to figure out what we are going to have for dinner after the battle🤣

[@jamesmaclachlan6595]

You should do an episode where the npcs sit in on a dev meeting to provide input on how their characters should develop.

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

With Baelin saying his quote and everyone understanding/agreeing xD

[@victorygallantmon1]

And then hamish just get screwed over

[@grantpflum6844]

No, not only is that way to meta but it has been done to DEATH. Did you see the finale of SHE-Hulk?

[@andrewlim3415]

@@FluffySylveonBoi Mornin' nice day for fishin' ain't it

[@awtzzzzzzz2151]

"Major plot development".

[@jemmellpyron2527]

I love how the options slowly just become kissing options and nothing else, lol.

[@nicknamed1267]

Mans was getting desperate after the first few rejections lmao

[@ironiccookies2320]

this is so realistic. some game dialogue choices just forces you to flirt and serves no purpose to the story.

[@vukkulvar9769]

Or when all the choices are dumb. - Kill grandma - Rob the bank - Riot against the King - Offer your own life in sacrifice

[@JCstock]

That leather onsie was going to have a +10 resistance to Orcs, and the kiss would have given him Inspiration AND would have made all the orcs embarrassed so they'd have -4 to all their attacks. It was a great buff that he just squandered.

[@redt3788]

I couldn't help but laugh really hard when Adam said alt f4

[@djslip_irie]

Didn’t ya know? Alt F4 opens the bag of secret potions in most games try it.

[@EvoS76]

After alt f4 I delete the game and write a nasty email and review like I did with wildermyth. They ought to put a warning on games. I’m not down for moorg-ing my kids for these perverts.

[@CaffeinatedTigress]

and then the rash of new users who go "huh... what does that d-...." too bad it doesn't translate to phone. :(

[@westrim]

@@EvoS76 Explain please.

[@cindercatz]

@@westrim Probably, he thought certain randomized characters in his story were hard coded/predefined, but they weren't. Or he didn't know how to mod it (or think he should need to). Wildermyth is a great game system imo, but people might want to tweak certain things. Wildermyth is procedurally generated, in terms of the characters and story details (who the characters are, both player characters and the vast majority of npcs, what they look like, etc.), unless you want to customize it yourself. It's designed to be highly moddable. You can determine the gender and gender preference of your own characters and any later recruited character (along with the rest of their traits), but when you autogenerate them, you should look at their customize menu regardless, because it may not have autogenerated what you want to play with. (Percentage chances of all values are determined by files in the game that can be modded, including the odds of a character being x,y,z.) By default, there are stories where other characters in some of the stories along the way can end up being in kinds of relationships you might not want to see or might not make sense to you, and might assign past affiliations to a character (in that playthrough; all playthroughs are pretty short). They are not hard coded or predefined characters. (This is KZbin, my account was threatened recently and I don't want a channel strike, so forgive me not talking in plain english. Define the value of x,y,z however you like. It's probably possible in the game.) By default the odds of autogenerated player characters being x,y,z are meant to be fairly realistic. I modded my game to be completely realistic. The odds in any story where there is an existing prior relationship of npcs being x,y,z are 50/50 (between the relevant traits enabled by default), as far as I can tell, which if you get the wrong roll of the dice can be a little immersion breaking or even potentially offensive depending on your worldview. The game will be internally consistent between the characters it generates and their traits, but it may still be immersion breaking. This is possible to mod as well, but it's more complicated as it involves modding the specific story files those npcs would first appear in, defining certain traits or character dependencies that would otherwise be fully random. Tools to do so are provided in game, but it takes a little effort to learn how to do it, and it's not super user friendly/easy to navigate to exactly what you want to work with until you've really got a handle on it. However, there aren't very many stories featuring npcs in romantic or formerly romantic relationships in the game unless you mod it. That can be a double edged sword, because it could be that a defining relationship could be offputting to you or break your immersion, if you haven't modded a particular story module ahead of time to better define those autogenerated npcs. Exacerbating that, there are mods hosted on Steam and Nexus that push the character generation odds to heavily unrealistic proportions (which is fine, it's your game, do what you want), but if someone were to publish a mod tweaking the numbers or story files in the other direction, it'd get your account struck or banned and your mod would be taken down because of corporations taking the political stances they have, so nobody's going to post those. Consequently, those mod hosting site policies end up hurting the games' sales, because most people don't have the time or patience to mod those things that disrupt their enjoyment of a game themselves, even when modding is supported in the app. Not responding to you personally, but just generally to anyone who reads this: Personally, I think Wildermyth is a great game that benefits from a few great mods that are out there now, though there aren't a whole lot of them. My general recommendation is to give the game a try if you think it looks interesting, and if something breaks your immersion too badly, to take the time to learn how to mod story modules and generation files (and what not to do, I had to reinstall mine from scratch once while figuring things out). It's worth learning and tweaking things to improve your own immersion imo.

[@catwithshades1869]

The way that video ended 🤣 Rowan’s mating call and the cut before the unexpected Kiss just killed me

[@MarylandFarmer.]

I can see an endless loop GIF of said mating call coming

[@robpatterson3133]

Truly epic 🤣

[@voicecrack7951]

It’s so close I think it might have happened

[@bubbapuddles]

🤣

[@Marksetter]

You just can't fake the natural attraction between them

[@theprofessional5656]

"Let's just pash each other" is a new Kiwi expression I didn't know. Thanks VLDL - the learning channel :)

[@Melissa_P89]

Lol same. I love it.

[@demonkingbadger6689]

But, did we want to know?

[@skyisfalling76]

I’m pretty sure it’s an English thing too

[@therizzler777]

MLERM MLERM MLERM 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SunKissedPeach]

I love the reaction of confusion and disbelief Adam gives as the Options get increasnly more trrrible XD

[@zbigi15]

"They are strange folk in Darkwood" i guess Bodger was right 😂

[@VyxelOP]

When you've accidentally maxed out an NPCs affection in a game with romance paths.

[@nujevad28]

Reminds me of Dragon's Dogma.

[@bonez9729]

Ah yes, mass effect taught me that I should be an ass to anyone I didnt want to sleep with.

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Mass Effect, I’m looking at you.

[@nrieh4553]

@@bonez9729 won't help, they still gonna throw Liara unto you all the way (and fill the bloody sequels with her cameo, in case you were looking for more).

[@masondegaulle5731]

@@nujevad28 and Fable

[@standalonecomplex2195]

This is what happens when you skip through the dialog in the beginning of the game and miss the one where you choose your character orientation.

[@sauce8277]

1st rule of Darkwood: *Never go to Darkwood*

[@TheOnlyDoctorYouNeed]

I simply love the Darkwood episodes. Never disappoints

[@princessthyemis]

Oh wait this took place in Darkwood?! OOHHHHH. how did I not realize that hahaha!

[@pbsixgun6]

With the slider all the way into 'nasty mode'...lol

[@princessthyemis]

@@pbsixgun6 I was WONDERING why he looked like Jack Sparrow for no reason...well now I know there was a reason after all ha!

[@neowolf09]

@Bruno de Oliveira or cyber punk lol

[@TinaDanielsson]

Ohhh..... Darkwood! Now it all makes sense 😂I was so focused on Rowan's unusual looks and then too thrown by the dialog options that I totally missed that part 😅

[@shirkuh7125]

A moment of silence to those who missed the ending

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Tsk tsk tsk to people who stop the video before the end!

[@Kurapikaxx]

The opposite lol. A moment of silence for those who saw this monstrosity

[@mulgerbill]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague OUT-RAGEOUS !

[@johnwilliamson9657]

They were the lucky ones. 🤮

[@DragonsAreHungry]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague yeah, that never happens, btw you didn´t announce your Twitch channels for some time 😉😂 Do people actually know you guys stream?

[@zoltanhorvath7969]

If he chose the kissing option when first prompted, conversation would have ended. All that fuss about defending the town from the orcs was just made up by Liam, so he can pick up adventurers 😉

[@lordandsavior6726]

These skits have been wild lately lmao, loving It lmao

[@DustinBarlow8P]

I actually use these skits as tips on how to live! I meet a girl to go on a first date: "Hey I am Dustin, we have a full night ahead of us, so we should start with A) Talk for a bit, get to know each other a little better B) Go ahead and go to the Restaurant, it's ok to be a bit early C) Double check the movie times to make sure we will have plenty of time to eat D) Have sex on the couch right now! Will burn off some excess calorie so we can eat more!

[@Yardnoc3103]

What the player didn't know is that you only have to kiss Liam once and when it's over he says you suck at kissing and never brings it up again.

[@depression_plusplus6120]

Future dialogues be like------- 1) Adventurer, I need you AIDS!!!🤣🤣 2) Horny NPC maaaaaannnnn.....☝️💀 3) Mornin'! Nice time for Fuckin ain't it! *moans* (ahh ahh) 4) I'm Greg! The HORNY farmer!🤣 5) What are we! we are fuckers! And what do fuckers do! They fuck people! So let's goooo..fuck em!💀 6) Adventurer, can you find my Grandfather's lost *hammer* 🍆. Do you accept? 💀 7) Eugene- Slow down Adventurer!! (Moans like Eugene) 💀 8) Baradoon(opens portal)- The *brothel* needs you adventurer 😳 9) Greg- Welcome to the down of Funnyworld!! Would you like to browse my pants! 👖 10) *Ben*-> Oh my god, Rowan! It is literally physically impossible to fuck greg in game. *Rowan*-> Oh is it! Is it Ben! I will show you. I will show you! *Proceeds to break game mechanics and fuc*ks GREG and his garlics!*😳💀

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

nice try blacksmith

[@gvasilyev84]

You mean "nice try leatherman"

[@KanohiVahi]

That would be like the games usually wouldn't it. Scare others and disappoint those who are actually into it lol

[@markplenty2631]

Rowan is amazing in each skit, shameless and entertaining all the same!

[@rayzerot]

Was it just me getting Captain Jack Sparrow vibes from him on this one?

[@MonstertruckBadass]

@@rayzerot Nope, me too. Gotta be the bandana

[@ChristopherMainland]

that 'scottish' accent is absouloutly terrible and I love it!

[@Trigger0221]

​@@MonstertruckBadassdon't forget the eyeliner

[@geraldwatts5492]

"That's got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of..."

[@steelmongoose4956]

This seems to be the focus of a lot of game designers these days.

[@Kravenrogue]

Exactly, they forget about real enganging and interesting stories, and Focus on Sexuality and gender preference stories

[@jaredpeterson9008]

Remember, stealth is optional. Pick option 2: "Fuzzy handcuffs and some kisses"

[@arrowghost]

Instead of quitting, Rowan can just "Shade Away" and make the Blacksmith lost sight of him.

[@jaredpeterson9008]

@@arrowghost sings in shade away*

[@KSealedvsK]

@@arrowghost then the muggers can go mug that thin air over there….

[@mitch4672]

Must say, - seeing the thumbnail - if you guys ever decide to make movie parody sketches, Rowan would be a pretty good Jack Sparrow in my book.

[@macmcleod1188]

Aye! Credit to the makeup and costuming people! I would actually like to see all of the main actors in that Jack Sparrow makeup and wig. I wonder how different brian would look. and elle.

[@BenjaminRegen]

I'll watch a movie about captain Spack Jerrow

[@cherrybombstudios1671]

Your guys’ acting integrity is making me laugh probably more than if you guys were breaking character

[@plzkthx9258]

How did you guys predict Baldur's Gate 3 dialogue?

[@SnowBlitz7]

Glad to see Liam get some screen time

[@abhijitpanda524]

Who is liam and when ?

[@hilmanic28]

@@abhijitpanda524 Rowan's character

[@SnowBlitz7]

@@abhijitpanda524 Liam is the guy who Adam is talking to in this video, they named him in the NPC DND series on the second channel.

[@amoeb81]

I tought it was bodger at first :)

[@matperry18]

I thought it was darkwood’s version of bodger at first.

[@Michael-lf6xs]

I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took a blacksmith side quest. Now we're happily married with 3 kids...

[@Shockwave00010]

"Til I took a blacksmith's side quest... and got bent over his knee"

[@brll5733]

@@Shockwave00010 "I learned many things about myself, that day"

[@alzeuselric1997]

CONSEQUENCES!

[@zoppletee5400]

That's Liam the Leatherworker, he's not a blacksmith

[@insaincaldo]

Just wanted to help out a local girl aspiring to be the best in sales, now I'm blackmailing her into marriage, smuggling tree sap at marked up prices, there was a whole load of cats at our wedding and I used her wedding ring to propose to a hagraven. Send help.

[@WiseArkAngel]

Alt-F4 is the best panic button I’ve ever had in my life.

[@johnmcdevitt4750]

This is top in my top 5 Epic NPC sketches. Love you guys!

[@divineintervention2630]

i am surprised Adam could resist this seduction so easily

[@Werewolf_dr]

Well, Liam didn’t put on his Ring of Charisma now, did he.

[@elanorglf]

He can resist charms better than Bodger.

[@enterahandle]

He gave in at the end of the video

[@touchofstrange]

@@enterahandle it was inevitable!!

[@sebrassino]

Did you watch precise all the seconds of this video.

[@dinmacxan]

Now THAT shit's Dingo, man.

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

That shit is so dingo

[@RacunWolfsbane]

Somehow I expected Rowan to undress more and more the longer the dialogue continues.

[@TheSmartboy64]

The dedication to each skit and deliveries. Ace work.

[@noneofyourbusiness8658]

I have the feeling that Rowan was not expecting Adam to actually kiss him at the end, THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!

[@meandmycactus6899]

And kind of exciting 😁 I rewatched it and stared at the last frame for minutes, not believing what I just saw 😅

[@DavidJones-ct7fw]

How could he not Rowan is a model for God sake.

[@noneofyourbusiness8658]

@@Swordagrim yes, but if you watch the video you will notice that Adam face was still moving when the video stopped, based on speed and mass i would say that the kiss connected, how deep it was (tongue) that i cannot tell

[@madisonbrown5766]

This is the funniest comment section.😂

[@skopp888]

So he just randomly ended up standing right next to Rowan on a raised platform to be the same height as him?

[@raxroc3887]

"Oh oh, how did that get in there?"💀💀💀💀💀

[@simplyspenser887]

The ending was just perfect:) Great video guys, thank you.

[@hreedRGE]

Vldl literally puts a smile on my face ,even with a bad mood I enjoy their contents

[@LuffyToons]

I mean, who wouldn't wanna kiss Captain Rowan Sparrow

[@i-am-a-lie...]

I do savvy

[@joostdriesens3984]

Skip the parlay if you know what I mean..

[@i-am-a-lie...]

@@joostdriesens3984 less par... Wait.. Pulul.... Per...Parsnip... Partner, eh what was it again? Ah right!!! Les parlay and more rhum lad!!!

[@NightLancerX]

Everyone who is not a girl, obviously XD But I'd gladly drank few cups of rome with him in the nearest tavern)

[@loonyspangles8173]

@@NightLancerX Why not girls

[@ARRIGATE]

Rowan just looks for an excuse to be shirtless in these, doesn't he

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@depression_plusplus6120 yes YES! to all of those!

[@IAmPegasus]

Except he wasn't shirtless in this one 😁

[@_piulin_]

he's a model after all

[@somedude3745]

I've missed three weeks of videos and can't wait to catch up! Love the videos, you guys are great!

[@Zanmakenninotachii]

when you make such a cool character and definitely want the player to have a romance with them, but can't limit the script, so you just put some "subtle" lines, to make the player interested instead

[@Suiberis]

This is why I will forever appreciate that in Fallout 4, if you force your camera to the side far enough, your character will break out of the cutscene, allowing you to shoot the NPC mid dialogue or run away from the scripted concersation, effectively giving you an easy out of a portion of the quest.

[@revenge425]

Interesting! was that intended behaviour of the code as far as you know?

[@rizkisoekartono454]

Doesn't help when the main storyline is dogshit, but Far Harbor is the best

[@immerglitz]

Funny bit of trivia: Real life works the same way!

[@PokemonEmppu]

@@revenge425 as far as Im aware its an intended mechanic

[@spectralassassin6030]

@@immerglitz Friendly reminder that the shooting part has extreme consequences. Not making that mistake again.

[@Pythonhier]

First they get the real Jennifer Lawrence, and now they get the real Johnny Depp to play Captain Jack Sparrow! You guys are doing awesome! Well done!

[@raven4k998]

lets just pash each other right here right now

[@GNG43]

Definitely the best video in this channel

[@lichking3087]

I felt that so hard with Assassins Creed Odyssey. It was so weird.. the first dlc was definitely my worst experience in a assassins creed part. Great job on the video, I got flashbacks.

[@PoochieCollins]

What are examples of weird options in the game?

[@lichking3087]

@@PoochieCollins So basically, huge spoiler warning You met an old persian assassin who killed Xerxes with his son/daughter. The son/daughter is a forced love interest. I treated him like shit and everything because I got spoiled it didnt matter what you say youll be forced to have a child with him. The dialogue was extremely weird in my eyes.

[@bassbar3239]

Well done, Adam! Usually its Greg who is best at being annoyed about Rowan but today you took the trophy!

[@depression_plusplus6120]

Future dialogues be like------- 1) Adventurer, I need you AIDS!!!🤣🤣 2) Horny NPC maaaaaannnnn.....☝️💀 3) Mornin'! Nice time for Fuckin ain't it! *moans* (ahh ahh) 4) I'm Greg! The HORNY farmer!🤣 5) What are we! we are fuckers! And what do fuckers do! They fuck people! So let's goooo..fuck em!💀 6) Adventurer, can you find my Grandfather's lost *hammer* 🍆. Do you accept? 💀 7) Eugene- Slow down Adventurer!! (Moans like Eugene) 💀 8) Baradoon(opens portal)- The *brothel* needs you adventurer 😳 9) Greg- Welcome to the down of Funnyworld!! Would you like to browse my pants! 👖 10) *Ben*-> Oh my god, Rowan! It is literally physically impossible to fuck greg in game. *Rowan*-> Oh is it! Is it Ben! I will show you. I will show you! *Proceeds to break game mechanics and fuc*ks GREG and his garlics!*😳💀

[@tawa7546]

This is a brilliant suggestion! I would love to see it!

[@Ryzot]

Why is no talking about the last three frames where they actually kiss

[@wolfform]

Rowan is really harnessing his Captain Jack Sparrow look and energy this time! The cutaway smooch was just *>>chef's kiss

[@feral_shade]

I love Rowan's portrayal in this... his acting range is really growing... definitely one for the portfolio I think (wait, do performing artists use portfolios to showcase their work?... cause that wouldn't make sense....maybe I got that wrong, lol)

[@hereandnow3156]

I've done a small amount of acting in the past so this is what I understood during my time with an agent. You don't really have a portfolio, you just go into auditions and get jobs that way. The clients mainly want to see you in the context of whatever the scene or part will be. What you've done previously isn't really important if the client can't picture you in their job. I never had to send in clips or videos from previous parts I've done. Which is good because I tended to struggle to get the finished product sent to me. I can't imagine anyone needing a portfolio. Most of the time the clients already know what they want and they are just doing auditions to see you in the role and make sure you aren't total dogshit😂

[@feral_shade]

@@hereandnow3156 damn... That was probably the best reply I've gotten to a comment in years... thank you! 🥰

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

It depends though. Sometimes people will want to see that you have some experience with acting. I have had to send out my acting resume to a few places. But the audition is definitely the main thing. The resume is more alongside it, for them to know what they're working with

[@feral_shade]

@@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 I see! ...it kind of sounds similar to the role of a resumé within the context of a job interview

[@katherineminor3402]

Adam doesn't realize he was actually playing a harem game.

[@Fishing4Fish96]

We all know orcs wouldn’t invade Darkwood because they’re too afraid of Rowan and his passionate love making.

[@nich7622]

Xactly. Who would want to conquer world, full of Rowan characters?!

[@Genbor]

The ending was too good! Adam really knows how to pash

[@brendanr1525]

You did a great job on the Witcher parody, especially Alan, he did a great job as Jaskier (I think he fits the role so well also because of the similar face shape) ; you should really do some more of that. 👍

[@DZombieDragon]

Obviously too weird for good ol’ Bodger, good thing Darkwood and Liam are here for all the kinky stuff XD

[@FaultAndDakranon]

Bodger would do it though, if he needed more money for gambling.

[@43South]

Great to see Tim Minchin acting again.

[@sammiller6631]

Tim Minchin was great in that new Upright series.

[@tristanls]

Been scrolling down to find this to not repeat it 😄

[@SvendleBerries]

aaahhhh man, now I cant unsee it lol

[@kathrina3339]

I have never seen Adam was so serious in skits. And there is as good as everything he does.

[@danzai]

love how the safe options get eliminated by one each time. In the last option, I'd have to go with the feeding each other chocolates, can't see the possible harm.

[@adorp]

"feeding" oh yes... What could go wrong?

[@RetroJack]

As soon as I saw that QTE timer, I was like, "You bastard!" 🤣

[@tyrodinpainting]

The pash noise he makes had me in stitches 😂, I don’t think I would ever have been able to keep a straight face, well done Adam.

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

There was a lot of laughing 😅 Bloopers gonna be on Patreon!

[@schattentaenzerin]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Soooo, the rest of this scene at the end will also be in patreon, I assume...? 😏

[@RealPicklePapi]

@@VivaLaDirtLeague This video still isn't on patreon??

[@ce2193]

Option 5: The NPC is a spy of the enemies and wants to confuse the defenders.

[@Saberwulfy]

New Bodger skin unlocked: Passion Pirate

[@Promthanius]

Those dialogue options seriously do just pop out of nowhere at the most random times 😅

[@victorportable3892]

I must either have selective amnesia, or play some different kind of games bc I don't remember any situation that is just remotely like that

[@Promthanius]

@@victorportable3892 Probably bc it's from older games lol

[@JosePerez-nz4bl]

The chocolate covered strawberries didn’t sound that bad.

[@grantmelville263]

As a Scot, let me just say how impressed I am with Rowan's Scottish accent.

[@blackfire696]

Every NPC in Baldur's Gate 3 😂❤

[@jaredrobinson7071]

amazing as always. Oh my god when the QTE countdown timer popped up, the horror on my face and Adams was real

[@thehappyhalfling]

It's the wagging eyebrows from Liam for me. 🤣

[@L3GIT349]

Telling someone to Alt+f4 in other games is considered trolling. *Telling someone to Alt+f4 in this game is saving them*

[@TheVoitel]

If you are a true connoisseur you’ll tell them to REISUB!

[@michael_pilot]

But curiously, one player out of 10 does not follow the advice...

[@morrischen5777]

The ultimate disruption spell

[@jamessilva1259]

Yep! Lol

[@PiikachUwU_OSRS]

Telling someone to Alt+F4 while they're working social media for a Big 4 Bank is *fucking hilarious*

[@christianherbst674]

It looks like you've forseen Baldur's Gate 3. 🤣

[@one8s7n]

I love the sound and jumping when receiving or giving an item

[@tfdsu]

Bloody hell, it was quite some time since I actually laughed out loud that much xD Well done, guys, honestly, well done!

[@hit-manX5]

Glad we’re still getting darkwood skits

[@MooodyDawe]

Hes wearing eye liner. I think the dialogue choices are pretty easy, and yet the adventurer ended up picking most of the wrong ones.... Weird.

[@ambiradams]

This episode had me rolling! Too funny, great work, Guys!

[@achliscantplay4202]

In the blooper, Adam choose the "how'd that get in there". Of course.

[@MurseSamson]

Option 5: Join the Orc's, and make sure Liam is first 😂 ⚔️

[@Onlythebesttracks]

He's got a real Tim Minchin vibe in this.

[@TimeWobblers]

This is how bg3 dialogues feel like

[@okkydirgantaraohara126]

Their first option for the npc is Brit, but everyone choose kiss at first dialogue so they changed her with Rowan instead. This is true story, trust me.

[@fuzzysham88]

This is what happens when you let the Game Grumps write dialogue choices

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Good ol game grumps 😂

[@Orpheusftw]

You beat me to it. This is Arin Hanson humor to a T. 😂

[@depression_plusplus6120]

Future dialogues be like------- 1) Adventurer, I need you AIDS!!!🤣🤣 2) Horny NPC maaaaaannnnn.....☝️💀 3) Mornin'! Nice time for Fuckin ain't it! *moans* (ahh ahh) 4) I'm Greg! The HORNY farmer!🤣 5) What are we! we are fuckers! And what do fuckers do! They fuck people! So let's goooo..fuck em!💀 6) Adventurer, can you find my Grandfather's lost *hammer* 🍆. Do you accept? 💀 7) Eugene- Slow down Adventurer!! (Moans like Eugene) 💀 8) Baradoon(opens portal)- The *brothel* needs you adventurer 😳 9) Greg- Welcome to the down of Funnyworld!! Would you like to browse my pants! 👖 10) *Ben*-> Oh my god, Rowan! It is literally physically impossible to fuck greg in game. *Rowan*-> Oh is it! Is it Ben! I will show you. I will show you! *Proceeds to break game mechanics and fuc*ks GREG and his garlics!*😳💀

[@CHIMPBOI]

Dialogue in darkwood be like

[@gruntster44]

This channel is the only reason I watch KZbin. Great work.

[@arokh72]

When Captain Jack Sparrow and Tim Minchin have a love child, you get Liam the Leather Worker. Now tell me more about this leather onesie.

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

this was so well done and smug lol

[@chrisdierking5108]

To be fair, it was a weird choice... he already had leather bracers.

[@mitiamed]

THIS is not the content we deserved. But the one we NEEDED.

[@Goufalite]

I had this when playing Mass Effect 3. After a main mission most of the romanceable characters were waiting for me to chat in the citadel, their dialogue was litterally "ENGAGE ROMANCE -> Yes/No". After rejecting everyone I went back to the ship, and then Samantha came and asked if she could use the shower. I was like "W...T..F. IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!"

[@MM-id2fp]

Yeah, Bioware is determined to make the player "romance" companions and to force love triangles into existence. I finally got around to playing Dragon Age Origins and got ninjamanced by Alistair because that happens while playing as a female character. I was so annoyed. And my first Shepard didn't romance anyone, and I swear the game calls you out on it, with a character straight up asking you why you're not in a relationship. During an alien invasion. While saving the galaxy. And being dead for 2 years. And only with people under your command.

[@NeoKingArthur]

So... Basically just like in real life, no? Someone attracted to you they they'll push some romance to you hoping that you'll reciprocate. And if you're not in a relationship people around you would keep bugging you about it.

[@spectralassassin6030]

And you can reject all advances very easily. I don't see the problem here.

[@spectralassassin6030]

@@MM-id2fp No, they're not. The problem you have with Origins can be solved by reading the dialogue carefully and listening to what the characters are saying. Same with Mass Effect. The only time I've seen anyone accidentally fall into a romance was when they were bum rushing through dialogue. I once made that mistake with Zevran in Origins during one of my first playthroughs. Learnt my lesson real quick.

[@kamelkadri2843]

lol Bang Bang Time

[@Friday_WasTaken]

definatly one of your more unusual vids. im here for it ;)

[@AlanShort-xi9sq]

oh god lol, always amazing content with yall, thank you !

[@Limp-Legend]

Rowan you're a damn legend.

[@erikeverson7812]

The end really puts a new spin on Bodger's rage.

[@johang]

So would this be Shirtless Rage...?

[@micahphilson]

This sounds exactly like Arin Hanson of game grumps wrote this game. There just needs to be more dads.

[@nviktoria]

I can see why Stephanie went for Liam after breaking up with Bodger. They are clearly a perfect match 😆

[@SandraOnCloud9]

I‘m so happy that Rowan got his kiss in the end. He tried so hard…😂

[@FaultAndDakranon]

Adam would never leave a bro hanging.

[@cr7madrid95]

The real life, badass motorcycle Adam wouldn't mind