Compilation of NPC's getting screwed

[@DatLe-ie8ib]

Love how most of these are Greg getting screwed. He needs to get a win and get his wife back

[@harlanmcdiarmid]

Naw

[@nicolaj9510]

They should make one where Greg joins a party and get's to see the world. Let him be the pack mule, at least he will have a change of cenery.

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

@@nicolaj9510 He has traveled though, on the quests.

[@Nerobyrne]

I love that they just loot the skull again from his chest in a later episode 😂

[@SomebodysVincent]

What wife?

[@dew-it8744]

Woodcutter is such an underrated character. He literally had an existential crisis and immediately went back to what he needed to do. Such a chad

[@hundrick186]

I wish I saw him more, could use an update.

[@dew-it8744]

@@hundrick186 probably a wife and child update

[@BrokenRecordOfLaw]

@@dew-it8744he’s got Greg’s wife now.

[@THX--nn5bu]

He could be Baelin's twin Brother......"Heh huh!"

[@mugglepower]

ha. have an existential crises and immediately go back to what we need to do, is what WE need to do. lmfao

[@PvtGermanWagz]

Greg losing his wife to a patch is probably Viva La Dirt League’s saddest video ever.

[@RSProduxx]

gets me every time

[@NightStormRider.]

I really want to see him get his wife back

[@Nammjahtan]

@@NightStormRider. "Hello adventurer. I need the aid of a strong soul like you for a quest more dangerous then any before it. We're going up against the developers to get my wife back. Do you accept this quest?"

[@DmitryTumaykin]

They screwed up with that patch. Patch notes say his memory should be erazed, and others might know he had a wife. But it's exactly the opposite.

[@bakuiel1901]

​@@NammjahtanAccept

[@mr.perfectcell288]

“We apologize for the last update by giving Greg happiness” Proof that the developers are out to screw with Greg

[@kbrnsr]

At least they fixed child mode

[@Rippazz]

Proof that the developer is Baradun

[@angel_cat]

This is why giving NPCs AI is cruel like this 😅

[@grouchingtiger]

He was so lucky.

[@c.hawker7605]

The fact that even Perfect Cell can agree that these guys are out to make Greg miserable

[@happyhatebot]

Child Safe will probably be my favorite just because of how truly, utterly horrifying it has to be from poor Greg's perspective. The man has seen *things.*

[@eddyblackmore4188]

At least it was patched so NPCs see the same as the player.

[@johnathonroberts8200]

Consider every game you've played with NPCs. They've ALL seen things.

[@BigBossIvan]

Balloon POP! 😇

[@Wintermute909]

I've never thought this about vldl before .....but I almost wish it was more graphic when it switched to what npcs saw.

[@D34ThL1VeS]

The wife removed by the hotfix is just emotionally brutal. Standing ovation 👏 👏

[@neanda]

he was made alone twice, by his wife, and by everyone never believing she existed. dark af 😂

[@chriswatson7488]

The last one feels so much like loss and grief, made worse by nobody remembering his wife or child. Poor Greg

[@michaelstrodick1769]

And I don't know if it is worse, how the messed up this fix or how they fixed it. "We have removed his wife and wiped his memory as best we can, but only his memory of his wife. Others in the game may know he once had a wife."

[@neodigremo]

I do wonder if Baradun knows? Maybe....

[@chriswatson7488]

@@neodigremo His response does sound like something he would say, just to mess with Greg

[@neanda]

that was like some Black Mirror episode. it was programmed that only he can remember his wife so he can't console with anyone because they'll never believe him and just laugh at his delusions instead. it's like he's alone twice that was dark af 🤣

[@Callirgos1]

The wood cutter is an allegory for modern life. "You've been chopping this tree for 20 years... you don't have a home"

[@AAAGameDev]

4 - reel

[@Nexus2O13]

That one reminded me of Westworld

[@kennethsilverwind7575]

Anyone know the slow beautiful song they used during that segment ?

[@skullswor]

@@kennethsilverwind7575uninvited by Alfie Jay Winters

[@aussiebloke609]

1:35 Best line from Hamish ever: "Twine? I'd really like to string together some loose ends on my part and be able to afford some medicine for my dying - well I guess I don't need all of the children, so one can go..."

[@milanpospisil8024]

That was probably actually common decisions back then :-(

[@HostileTakeover2]

The woodcutter sketch... it's pretty cool that as tech advanced, games started adding those details in rather. NPC finishes task at end of day, heads back home, putters around that area, interacts with others, sleeps, & returns. And you can follow them throughout & interact, getting different dialogue depending on where & when you see them.

[@Shaicedelic]

What games do that?

[@HostileTakeover2]

@@Shaicedelic The old Majora's Mask did it, but that was a major mechanic so is more akin to Life is Strange on that front. More recently, Red Dead 2, the Fable games, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley I think, Kingdom Come, definitely S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Gothic, Shenmue, Deadly Premonition, the later Hitman games to a limited degree. I think the newer Harry Potter game as well but maybe I'm thinking of mod that does it. Skyrim didn't have the unique dialogue but did have everything else. But Oblivion did it pretty well for its time.

[@Destroyer_V0]

@@HostileTakeover2 hell, city skylines did it too.

[@shireknight01]

You are all excellent character actors but Hamish takes it for me with the Poor Merchant skit, what a comedy genius.

[@HandleNameIsStupid]

Yep that skit is pure comedy gold lol

[@johnbaker3911]

The wood cutting won my heart though

[@jeff8833]

Hamish sells the existential suffering so well.

[@kriss3d]

It's a long journey. He began by actually having the glittering skull of Rhaul that he left in a chest on an open path.

[@aussiebloke609]

"Twine? I'd really like to string together some loose ends on my part and be able to afford some medicine for my dying - well I guess I don't need all of the children, so one can go..." Great comedy, but oh so dark. 👍

[@murasaki848]

The callbacks in those patch notes to earlier episodes are just priceless. "Mugger NPC loop in Honeywood fixed..." 😄

[@GwenActually]

vampire class removed due to vampiric rage causing vampire plague 😂

[@Elm_TheTarnished]

or the puppies that ben mistook for spiders

[@johnathanh2660]

@@Elm_TheTarnished I prefer the comment at the top of the original patch notes - we pay good money for and should work in the first place. :)

[@mugglepower]

absolutely love Hamish. He has the perfect amount of exaggeration every single time and its just GOLD.

[@mugglepower]

KEEP MOVING UNLESS YOU'RE HUNGRY

[@TheOrian34]

Why don't you just get a big bucket of water and...

[@mugglepower]

@@TheOrian34 hahaha/ I know now why he's so cherished. All his tilt are based AF.

[@Kendro311]

First time I saw him was the "Taunt" skit, hasn't been a character he's played since that hasn't had me cracking up.

[@arisucheddar3097]

Ba-nay-nay

[@Grimhobby]

12:38 is just Cinematical masterpiece, the ringing, slowly the background sound blurs, the transition. To confetti to blood just perfect.

[@crow8283]

The woodcutter hits me right in the feels

[@kipihamazaki9207]

you need to bring greg and wife back he goes thru a lot he needs that

[@Vyufta1]

Or at least a damn balloon ride!

[@v_artra5399]

not gonna lie... Greg losing his wife and daughter still gets me right in the feels

[@mrtophat12]

I will never forget you.

[@imblackmagic1209]

"child safe mode now presents to npcs that same way as it does to players for their mental health" super nice detail

[@Somany_memes]

“I guess I don’t need all of these children” lol

[@heikoguckes5693]

Gets me every time

[@Miranox2]

That's actually why poor societies have more kids. Many of the kids didn't reach the age of 5.

[@10tailedbijuu]

@@Miranox2 and also why most civilizations had many kids until more better ways of doing things were created such as washing your freaking hands when seeing a patients, and knowing that germs existed, and other things like that.

[@johnathanh2660]

@@10tailedbijuu Ignatz Semmelweiss - if you want a scary story, google him.

[@lefandesf9863]

In some game like The Witcher 3 for example, the merchant don't have unlimited gold when you sell items. It's like: "You can't sell more items to this NPC" But you can buy anything you want X)

[@NEXIO105]

We need another full length movie like Baelin's Route but this one should be "Greg's quest- a tale of garlic and love" and it should be about Greg's journey to find Gretta

[@Psilomuscimol]

I cried a little

[@DreamWizardMedia]

Man, I hope they go back to the quest line of Baradun trying to liberate the NPCs.

[@absurdist5134]

Baradun is so under utilised.

[@kenneithnacembeni9187]

baradun meets tinfoil hat. thats what i want to see

[@JustLilyTbh]

I think Baradun was just enjoying giving NPCs existential crisis's

[@jaybutler779]

Petition to bring back Greta so that Greg isn’t alone anymore. Greg is the best character in Viva la Dirt League and he deserves happiness

[@jamestagge3429]

And Greta is the closest thing to a female version of Greg that probably exists

[@Render90]

So, let's sum up. So far Greg has been ignored, punched (repeatedly) , forced to watch a slaughter, despawned, ignored (again) by another NPC, forced to buy rubbish and then robbed, and lastly his wife dissappeared. I don't think being a Npc is good for him😂. At least the adventurers did't try to put him to sleep...

[@themightymutt5213]

I'm just waiting for the episode where he's had enough and finally snaps, like he did when Ben (?) kept skipping his dialog, only on a larger scale. I hope Bodger isn't working that day!

[@mugglepower]

_I'm gonna use my balloon pop_ that part is seriously well done though. The shock and the sudden switch of vibes, excellent.

[@peterrealar2.067]

Also add, seeing his world being turned inside out which has to lead to needing therapy, and that is as frequent as having weather.

[@ThoughTMusic]

The funny thing is, the fruit merchant from the second script would be fine if he resold all that gear to greg the garlic farmer.

[@renoobed-owl7590]

Greg is the most loved NPC at this point... his journey is our journey ❤😂

[@neanda]

🤣❤

[@cinnamonbits26]

6:50 the sudden switch back to jolly oblivion was the final break in the woodcutters' psyche. The pain was so strong the snap. Now the mask is stuck forever.

[@zemoshade3049]

rewatching the Woodchopper bit made me realize, Baradune was probably behind that one Ben NPC that became self-aware and was trying to escape the game.

[@MrOsmodeus]

that's not an npc, it's a crafting focused player that got trapped in the game. that's why the patch notes keep saying they think they've finally deleted him. he's not theirs to delete

[@10tailedbijuu]

@@MrOsmodeus oh no that is talking about another npc, at least i think it is another one as he has a tin foil hat. And the one you mentioned just started doing some crafting and become an npc.

[@MrOsmodeus]

@@10tailedbijuu I'm pretty sure the tinfoil guy is the crafter guy. Tinfoil guy claims to be a player from memory. It seems like a whole arc edit: after looking the videos up they aren't the same guy. tinfoil npc claims to have gained self awareness. and tinfoil guy is one episode before crafting guy. one commenter made the link jokingly and i probably remembered that

[@HomeDefender30]

@@10tailedbijuu tinfoil guy is crafting guy…. He was treated as an npc by the player base for so long that he devolved into madness and the lines between his autonomy and npc programming was blurred.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

The woodcutter skit always gives me goosebumps. Genuinely the most sad and tragic thing you guys have ever made.

[@yixuanloong]

Yes, and that change of music…

[@GbennGbenn]

It's a toss-up for me, the woodcutter or Greg and his wife, both are really sad.

[@namethestars]

Goddammit the Woodcutter skit still gets to me more than I'd like to admit 😢 between the sudden sharp intake of breath the Woodcutter takes as he almost realises before being reset and the music (Uninvited by Alfie-Jay Winters) it's phenomenal acting by Rowan.

[@alexandred.4248]

Thank you, I was looking for the name of the song!

[@jackvoss1527]

The "Child safe" had me rolling. Greg loses his wife and the second Greg disappearing after the quest is completed hurt.

[@kathrina3339]

Woodcutter's episode is brilliant! And I'm looking forward to Eugene compilation 😌

[@AkiAiromaa]

I came here to say this

[@G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s]

Naked Rowan going "I'm fantastic!" Absolutely destroyed my sides

[@michaelablank]

I really want a supercut of all the arguments over game mechanics, like eating the bottles and horse pockets.

[@shaun9625]

The “child safe” mode one could be used in a standalone horror film with a person who has a mental break, thinks they’re helping people when in fact they’re actually killing them brutally. They can’t see it but everyone else can. I’m guessing there’s already a film like that out there

[@Veelasiren]

I remember seeing a horror short film similar to that but I can't remember the name of it. Dude was terrified because he was surrounded by faceless mannequins that were moving around creepily on their own so he hit them with a baseball bat when they came close to him. At the end he's arrested by human cops, and only then do we see the bat is bloody and their are real bodies laying on the ground.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

Sounds like the premise of the character video for the flame thrower guy from Team Fortress 2.

[@thichinhphan4010]

There are two examples (song and a novel) I knew but those are made by Japanese.

[@Valkyrie_3d]

That bit with the woodcutter is dark. How many NPCs in this world have gained sentience

[@sevastionmartaindale1977]

Greg on a quest to restore his wife still sounds awesome

[@RSProduxx]

"Greg´s Quest" movie should be a thing :)

[@neanda]

i would fuckinng love that

[@robertpowell1464]

Goddamn, watching Greg's wife get patched out, and quest Greg despawning again was brutal. We need a patch that enpowers Greg the garlic farmer. Viva la Greg!

[@WanderingSkullkid]

It still amazes me that you guys are such awesome writers, and actors! You guys do phenomenal work, and deserve a lot more credit for it!

[@sendmedoge8939]

The ones like "kid mode" or when Greg consoled his duplicate as he died after a quest are my favorite. Or Greg wanting to take a balloon ride. Or having a wife removed from a patch, but the devs left a painting behind. So damned meta.

[@MrNb22]

You can tell Adam is about to do something horrible anytime he gives someone a look of understanding and empathy.

[@Kolbua]

The amount of work y'all do is tremendous. Thank you for your dedication. I appreciate you

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

You knew when he promised to never punch him again, there was a 100% chance he was getting punched in the face again.

[@kdemetter]

2:59 In most games I've played, when you sell to an NPC, you get significantly less money for it then what it would cost to buy that same item from them. So by that logic, the NPC should be very happy you are selling him all those expensive items, because he could sell them for much more ( so instead of it killing his children they would get to live in a mansion) Granted, in reality it wouldn't work that way because of supply and demand ( but then the shopkeeper also wouldn't be forced to buy from you )

[@jwenting]

and quite a few games make the npcs have limited money to buy from you, so you basically have to buy from them in order to be able to sell to them

[@Veelasiren]

I saw a theory I really liked that the gold used to buy and sell expensive items to adventures is actually the King's money for players to save the Kingdom, so poor merchants can't use that gold without getting into major trouble. The NPC'S are only allowed to keep gold if they earn it by growing or making items themselves to sell.

[@AutoRauto]

What PC game are these videos inspired by?

[@kaleraven2000]

That assumes they can find another buyer. Maybe there's such a difference because they might not be able to sell it again

[@derpbeholder1905]

I really love how half of y'all's videos are for shits and giggles and they're really funny and the other half of them taking emotional baseball bat to you. I'm not going to lie a couple of these genuinely made me cry

[@damiien2684]

Gretta, Gone But Never Forgotten, RIP to the best wife a Garlic Farmer could ever ask for!

[@thomassynths]

who?

[@damiien2684]

@@thomassynths did you watch this video at all?

[@thomassynths]

@@damiien2684I did, but I never played the game before the latest patch.

[@damiien2684]

@@thomassynths what game??

[@thomassynths]

@@damiien2684Skycraft

[@rainyeevee4047]

Its fun if you read in the patch notes that they made some links to other wideos like: "The spiders are more visible so the puppies don't get killed"

[@kingred9988]

“Are you ok?” “I’m Fantastic!” I love that line!🤣😂😂

[@therealmegabros]

I love this channel 😂😂😂😂 The acting is truly chef's kiss, really sells the comedy. I'm definitely binging all these vids !

[@Raphael-pt7rx]

imagine accidently punching somenone irl and just saying "i'm sorry the controls are new to me"

[@TexJester-no8th]

🤣🤣 If you fall down in public, get up and say something like, "Wow, it's been a while since I've occupied a human form...."

[@TotalityFilms]

Greg always gets the crap end of the stick. I feel so bad for him. The acting is amazing though!

[@goldenmilkpudding8743]

2:45 this is the RICHEST NPCC ive EVER seen LoL

[@MrPanic421]

That "Huah huah!' from Rowan never fails to make me laugh!😂

[@IgnisFatuusblog]

We still are waiting on the movie in which Greg tried to get his wife back

[@Hanoitami]

After that Hamish founded the Vendor association, which since then is the reason why in any game you will get only 100 Gold when selling a diamond crown. Not too little to scrap it, but just little enough so you feel exploited and punked like Hamish...

[@EquityHero]

I'm ashamed to admit that if I now skip cutscenes, I've developed the habit of saying "SKIP" as passively aggressive as I can.

[@mospeada1152]

All of these skits are so well done, they deserve accolades and rewards of their own. Even the support actors deserve praise.

[@AngeryChicken3445]

I actually felt bad for Greg when his wife was gone

[@GThompsonMusic]

Anyone else hit in the feels by that piano in the woodcutter episode?

[@SpoookyGamez]

I’ll be honest you guys need to make this an actual game, I would play it every day lol. Don’t change anything just make the NPCs exactly like they are in the videos lol 😂

[@Mikhos]

The woodcutter video is a great example of like talking to chat GPT where it just forgets literally everything from the conversation eventually goes back to nothing

[@kendoruslink7017]

Poor Greg can never catch a break especially with adventurers skipping his dialogue.

[@omnimamba8611]

The "I don't feel so good" immediately revived my memories of spiderman disappearing after thanos's snap and Iron man's death

[@Dragon211]

poor merchant has to be my all time fave LOL

[@CD-nk3jq]

We were lucky enough to get Baelin's Route. Maybe Greg's Odyssey could happen someday?...

[@superduder]

The woodcutter part is so heart wrenching

[@chroniclesoflaura]

Oh Greg. I sure hope he one day gets that balloon ride 🥺

[@CTobin14]

I’ve seen all these in their natural form, yet I watch these comps anyway.

[@nateshepardson]

We need an NPCs get revenge compilation next

[@fuzzytech3846]

At 3:12 where he says "You B*tch!" will always make me laugh

[@pyrotechnick420]

20:10 "Rouge NPC wearing tinfoil hat in Honeywood fixed (Again, we think)" That shit is gold

[@justnosila3256]

I hope that Rob brings Gretta into the DnD game.....

[@nickbailey9784]

The what?

[@vincent412l7]

​@@nickbailey9784VLDL has a DnD channel.

[@ryanmills892]

"Child Safe Mode now presents to NPC's the same way as it does to players for their mental health"

[@krod2k106]

I had a video idea recently after finishing a game I really enjoyed. It would be awesome if you guys could capture that lonely feeling of a completed game where all the NPCs only have a few dialogue options and the world suddenly feels empty. Being overpowered but it’s useless because there is no challenges left. I know y’all did something kinda similar in a previous video with the chores but this is another reality. 🤞

[@ajakrejzova9951]

They've already done some of these videos like The empty feeling after 100 % completion, the whole saga with powerful Dark Night retiring in Honeywood and the one with deeply connection with NPC companion resulting in repeating the quest 😁.

[@krod2k106]

@@ajakrejzova9951 Oh shoot maybe I didn’t look hard enough, thanks! 🙏🏽

[@Rain-Dirt]

"Are you okay?!" (concerned NPC) "I'm fantastic!" (buttnaked) xD Perfectly played

[@michelguevara151]

the kids traumatizing gregg the garlic farmer is still the most magnificent skit you've done!

[@flashovr24]

LOLOLOL the "picture mode" was hilarious!!!

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

6:36 - I don't often feel sorry for Rowan, but when I do... 😢

[@DestroyanRoyale]

Uh... So thats why NPC had a x5 in the recell prices...

[@GhastlyGhostrider]

Everything in this is painfully aqurate and relatable! 😂😂😂

[@rockgamiasedes677]

You know it's unrealistic when seller in game is buying items in golds and fruit is in coppers. Generally in game players buy a pistol by 2000 gold and then try to sell it in 2 coppers

[@cheesesandwich4257]

4:47 does baradon know he’s in a game-….. cause if so I’d love to see him and the crazy NPC to interact with each other

[@DrCheez342]

maybe he is aware he is an npc but maybe he is sentient.

[@coder0xff]

The poor merchant with the dieing children getting robbed slayed me.

[@Leto85]

15:53 Urgh, that sketch still gets me every time. :(

[@aytocarambaaysosiamba9822]

“Well i dont need all of the children one can go”😂😂😂

[@darkness5101]

0:58 you know if he had that much gold to pay from him you think he wouldn’t need to sell food to feed his family

[@Veelasiren]

I saw a theory I really liked that the gold used to buy and sell expensive items to adventures is actually the King's money for players to save the Kingdom, so poor merchants can't use that gold without getting into major trouble. The NPC'S are only allowed to keep gold if they earn it by growing or making items themselves to sell.

[@zguy1377]

I just want to give you all a hug ❤

[@sdranch2800]

The woodcutter almost got me… right as the tears start to well up …..”whelp back to it, this trees not gonna chop itself” Lol great stuff, love the channnel!

[@supernova743]

If feel bad for the merchant but hes only going to turn around and sell it back to me for 4x the gold

[@Silly_Millie773]

“Complication of NPC’s getting screwed” I love the title you gave this video 🤣

[@dominicp9296]

He had all that gold to buy all that but couldn't buy medicine lolll love it

[@saadatishraq4712]

Greg's wife being taken away is one of the darkest episodes you guys ever made tho

[@themightymutt5213]

I thought I stayed up to date, but I haven't seen most of these before. I loved Greg's reaction to the photo filters!

[@MasterGiygas83]

"Ahh! These aren't Honeywood leaves!!!"

[@HatakeHachiko]

i just realized that all the Zs coming from the bandit's neck was actually blood 😭 how come i didnt realize it before.

[@vcash6014]

Jesus these actors are too good. I'm weeping for them.

[@tena2sweet]

We need Greg to break code and go searching for his wife.

[@JesterHell999]

My top three are, Gregs Wife, Woodcutter and Quest Greg.

[@jankarieben1071]

I don’t know if I’m alone on this, but I’d love to watch a “nothing but Hamish” compilation, from across all your videos, nothing has quite the ‘manic joy’ that Hamish brings to things! ❤ also; we need ‘Demi-meta-Greg’ in Npc D&d.

[@daemonburns-waight2421]

Lmao the "Instagram Model' pose at 10:06 looks *just* like Limmy! 😆

[@ZanzaLionHeart626]

Cyberpunk 😂😂

[@Oudia777]

Can there please be an innocent NPC to evil sorcerer supercut with Hamish? It just feels so right watching him descend into evil from a humble and unlucky fruit merchant, to a treasure rat, to a somewhat good wizard, to an evil yet bumbling sorcerer.

[@lenkagamine4145]

I dunno if I'd say "humble", he does have that skit where he just assaults an adventurer in a cutscene after bumping into the adventurer (And, watching the skit, he is absolutely the one at fault despite shouting demands for apologies.)

[@Oudia777]

@@lenkagamine4145lol I think humble according to Fred. And humble can also mean poor or without significant means. But you too see it. That spark of maleficence that would make a villain origin story like Darth Vader or the Joker. Perhaps the sentient NPC was trapped by Fred and was a rude adventurer that pushed Fred too far. Perhaps he becomes the puppet master of Honey Wood and we all have to dance to his tune. And worthy adventurer, such as yourself, has to free us with the help of Greg the Garlic farmer and also help Greg find his wife and child that Fred gave him and then took away just to be cruel.

[@terragamer7142]

22:02 the patch notes are the best kinds of references to prior episodes.