WEIRD DM's: Here we go again

[@catherinesaunders6266]

Having the gmail category of "incest" barely visible on the screenshot is arguably the funniest aspect of this

[@sourgummiescureyourpain4555]

Saw that too💀

[@fashionablyunstablee]

💀💀

[@addictedtoprocrastination9986]

A lot of cousin f**king I assume

[@stares_mthrfckrly]

And the extra annotations at the top said “didn’t ask” 😂

[@e.anaiswhit6749]

I can't decide if Noel's audience is especially weird/horrific or if every audience is this insane, but Noel's is just especially honest

[@succulentboi676]

U gotta be a little bit off the dome to purposely submit one of these

[@dabloons4days]

i like to think it’s honesty

[@jebfezos598]

Or, they're lying/embellishing the story to get into the video.

[@falcoreee]

@@jebfezos598 oh definitely, that's a given. Like there's a good chance a majority of them are entirely fake or as you said embelished

[@princessketamine0]

@@jebfezos598 ofc a lot of them are but let's just live in delusion and pretend they're real

[@smhjacqueline7937]

the fact that noel thinks his audience is full of well adjusted people when he's done so many of these and none of them were normal

[@actionjackson3522]

Him assuming we're well-adjusted like he hasn't conditioned us to like his videos or get glared at.

[@justincruz5720]

He has made it very clear in the past he thinks the opposite.

[@KingOfGaymes]

I’m getting concerned being part of his audience at this point

[@AC-gm6dr]

Some might be fake like no way these guys people living a Larry David life

[@beep6574]

my school also did that Axe bodyspray trick

[@ExistentialKitty]

If you have 0 will to live, take a shot everytime Noel says "cousin fucking" throughout this whole series.

[@diaaaaanaaaaa]

Im pregnant who wants to do this for me

[@d.olluwu]

or, if you would really love to die of alcohol poisoning, take a shot every time noel says anything referencing incest of any kind throughout this series

[@pizzap9181]

i like ur pfp!!

[@andrewwalker9960]

Or cousin eaughlgh

[@st4rryorchids]

w pfp

[@k.k.7797]

Noel: “Not all incest is southern” Also Noel: “Now MaryBeth if you don’t ride your cousins bull right now I’ll never let you go to another rodeo town fair again!”

[@isbakernation]

what’s your fav kk song

[@pb542]

I’m from Moscow, Russia, and even here literally the only dude who dated his cousin I know personally is from the south part of the country😭 what sun does to these mfs

[@GoScience123]

He's not wrong tho there's a lot of people out here w immigrant parents judging people in the Midwest not knowing their parents from the same family tree lol

[@a.w_.]

@@GoScience123 this reads like an indignant result of cousin-fucking trying to justify their existence

[@hagersayed2626]

@@GoScience123 yeah happens all the time with arabic families

[@inuzrule]

See, I think about 70 to 80 percent of Noel's audience is totally normal and either well-adjusted or at least can fake it. But when you ask for crazy stories, that 30 to 20 percent of weirdos get their chance to shine. Noel has over two million subscribers, of course there are a few thousand that are insane/sociopathic/traumatized.

[@pinguufuuuu]

honestly i hate it because when these people get validated even by through humor and get their time to shine, it boosts their ego. and its just a reminder to them that there's no consequences. its a typical thing about sociopaths/narcissists etc. any attention is good attention. i liked the other stories though, not that 2nd one 😕

[@DakotaCastro7]

great point

[@DakotaCastro7]

@@pinguufuuuui agree

[@isbakernation]

20+70 percent doesn’t equal 100…

[@isbakernation]

around 10k+ saw his request for weird dms though, just if u want to hone it down a little more

[@sewwerwolf]

Noel assuming his audience is normal when someone in the comments just survived a wasp attack and the first thing they did after that was watch this video

[@left4toe]

Not the fucking wasp attack comment 💀💀💀💀

[@rowanjude444]

glad i wasn’t the only one who saw it 😭🫡

[@mariebaird6721]

Ahahahhahahah I just read the wasp comment

[@Me.Boosta34]

I had to scroll down to find it after reading this. Luckily it's not a far scroll 😂😂

[@Ghostface2point0]

Lmaooooooo that comment was literally the one right above this one in my feed🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prettypalestine]

Noel: *reminds us not to stereotype midwesterners* also Noel as soon as OP is revealed as a midwesterner: 👀

[@JL-zg5bk]

weird cause the one that was trying to be weird is from Florida.

[@prettypalestine]

@@JL-zg5bk true, but her mum is also being weird and she’s presumably from the Midwest

[@ericapaley1579]

Let’s just say there’s a reason why cousin marriage is a crime in most midwestern states

[@stoneymacaroni]

I'm not from Southern US I promise but there are studies that show your third cousin is that genetic sweet spot for reproduction where it's not too closely related to where it causes genetic deformities, but also not too distantly related to where there may be compatability issues which affect fertility in the couple

[@nataliemoreno763]

Noel mentioning his parents would yell at him for not remembering his multiplication table second time this week 💀💀 hey buddy are you ok?

[@nevaehortiz8210]

You should hear some of the shit he says about his parents during his live show 💀💀💀

[@ayyyayay]

poor noel having a hard time on his 3rd grade math test recently

[@ayyyayay]

@@nevaehortiz8210 someday

[@thewholecircus2792]

​@@nevaehortiz8210 any examples?

[@offensivelyy]

@@nevaehortiz8210 i’ve never heard him talk about his parents omg

[@KellyRockefellerisdead]

Noel, you posted this at the perfect time. I woke up to a nest of wasps flooding into my room and onto my bed, I had to get up and run out before I got stung and now I’m downstairs post panic attack, your video is helping me through this bullshit, so thank you

[@andalus7289]

wtf

[@judahunderwood8433]

Wth

[@ammeli]

wtf

[@dolphinman9896]

That's crazy bro hope you didnt get stung. Wasp stings fucking suuuuuck.

[@37thousand]

Where are you from

[@therealai777]

(this is not a joke) tomorrow I am starting a year long rehab program (for alcoholism) where i’m gonna be basically disconnected from the world. tonight is the last night i will have internet until June 2023, and i am being dead ass honest when i say that you uploading this video made me feel so much better lol. i missed the weird DMs series and this is such perfect timing to bring it back. anyways i’ll stop being emotional and shit now edit: wow thank you to everyone who has wished me good luck, that really means a lot to me

[@namegirl12]

good luck yo

[@izabellatucci]

good luck. you will get through this!!

[@cherie..cherry]

Best wishes man! Cheers 👋🏽

[@spaceocean2530]

Good luck!

[@zobizobizobi]

good luck 💕 you’re incredible for getting help

[@wissmiss1718]

The only thing that gets me through these videos is the dim hope that most of these are fake

[@KingOfGaymes]

Deep down you know these are not fake. Humans are the scariest creatures..

[@sheisaMachine]

​@@KingOfGaymes and dolphins

[@vandanacasm]

@@sheisaMachine dolphins are the crepiest bitches ever.

[@mocotojam6767]

@@sheisaMachine ain't no dolphin building a gas chamber as a child

[@apb6908]

@@mocotojam6767 to be fair, dolphins do k!ll baby porpoises for entertainment

[@blesssing]

pretending that alex is sitting silently off camera for my own mental health

[@creamstinks35]

Pretend for all of our mental health

[@addison_deez]

literally love Alex sm

[@Kate-tc5uu]

Even if they weren’t related the way he tried to shoot his shot was nasty 🤢 like if i was her mom id be mad about that

[@ayyylmao101]

EXACTLY

[@2panda90]

YES THANK U I WOULD NEVER BE INTERESTED IN A GUY WHO SAID THAT, NO MATTER WHO IT IS

[@other7128]

This is exactly what I was thinking too!

[@Nobody_Cares_my_love]

One my dad’s students sent me a message on Facebook he’s like in his 30’s and I told my dad about it and my dad was ducking pissed at his student.

[@Oksanaastankova]

@@Nobody_Cares_my_love your dad better have failed that student and made his college life hell

[@takeuchi-1461]

I'm so sorry for that first lady, like that must be traumatic and absolutely fucking disgusting and the rest of the family letting that happen like that means he was looking at her for YEARS and they ignore that fact like mhm okay wow

[@lukenielsen8331]

Almost killed a teacher and everyone was like “oh well boys will be boys”

[@someoneelse8239]

as an arab ty for acknowledging other cultures encourage cousin fucking, there's ALOT of cousin fucking happening here. i rejected two of my cousins and my mom told me I'm an ugly bitsh anyway and they'll find someone better but we ran out of unmarried female cousins so ig not lmfao. anyway I APPRECIATE THE NEGATIVE REPRESENTATION + I'm an incest child MYSELF and I can't undo this and it haunts me sometimes.

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

“We ran out of unmarried female cousins” is marrying someone who they’re not related to not an option for your two male cousins 💀💀

[@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy]

Also surely your family would have genetic defects if your family has been engaging in incest for multiple generations?? I’m so sorry if that’s the case 💀

[@safs3098]

Why does it haunt you? If there ain't any problem I don't see why it would be a problem

[@Lena-xy8id]

@@safs3098 bc it's gross

[@safs3098]

@@Lena-xy8id to you, not to the rest of the world.

[@3bellam]

Speaking of the cousin stereotype; it's actually quite surprising which states allow you to marry your cousins and which won't. It's not the ones you would expect tbh.

[@diaaaaanaaaaa]

I just googled it because this made me curious and what the fuck

[@nifemiadetunji5853]

when you said it’s not the ones you’d expect i thought it’d be 3 or 4 outliers but…

[@lavarelease2928]

Yea, plus what is also weird is the fact that having a kid with a first cousin doesn't really increase the risk of the kid having any defects. It is really only your siblings that it would be a problem. BUT that does not make it normal or okay

[@AprilBytheBay]

@@lavarelease2928 first cousins? Yes that’s a problem if you have the same grandparent twice dude? You eyeing you cousin and coping?

[@sheisaMachine]

democracy is about freedom I guess

[@faceyl]

I actually CAN believe the "Axe body spray sauna almost killed the woman" story, teenagers are ruthless, especially if the teacher is ""annoying"".... I would never be a teacher Lol

[@mekko902]

As a severely asthmatic teacher, this was a very scary story. Thank God I'm getting out and going to grad school for something else! also btw I'm not mean

[@Jaaaannnneeee]

Had a teacher in high school who was from Iran (I think) and had ptsd. Anyway some of the kids didn’t like that she was strict and had an accent so they would always joke about bringing balloons into class and popping them to set off a panic attack??? Fucking evil She was really nice too, just didn’t like slackers. She would throw once a semester “physics day” parties and bring us baklava… There were other teachers that were genuinely racist/cruel/etc but of course those kids loved them because they would turn a blind eye. God I’m glad I’m out of high school

[@saucysacrilegious]

well... they said she was homophobic

[@YouHadMeAtHalo]

@@saucysacrilegious yeah tbh she was described to be an absolute bitch, but that was a bit far lmfao

[@faceyl]

Yeah, that's why I put the "annoying" in parentheses cuz I've been a teenager, and I know how a lot of teens have no maturity in school. They would think a teacher was "bad" when they were simply doing their job. I know the original post said the teacher was homophobic, I still think it was a pretty shitty thing to do it, regardless..... That should be dealt in a civil way lol - **edit- just to clarify, I'm not defending homophobia, I was just saying that it's very believable how far teens/people can go** that was my point.

[@pazz]

The absurdity of the family claiming that the poster made it weird. Like, nah, the third cousin making sexual comments about her is what “made it weird”. cousin thing aside, The family has now reinforced in that man’s mind that he was in the right for making sexual comments unprompted, with no prior inclination from the recipient that it would be fine for him to do so. That shit is gonna get him in trouble outside of his ass-backwards family.

[@eve_underscore]

so glad this series is back.

[@khalilahd.]

Same lol

[@gunscurt5831]

Same lol

[@queenkenzie23]

Same lol

[@redditade7403]

Same lol

[@saeran6635]

same lol

[@marceluhohm8525]

love watching these and seeing the worst of the worst of human beings being turned into joy through humor. miss this series.

[@neffrey]

love the part where they start using chemical warfare against their teacher

[@zzeroara9511]

nahhh i know that's harsh but teachers who cannot carry themselves properly in tough situations as a TEACHER, are not good teachers. I'd know, some of mine made me cry on purpose lol

[@kaipilled]

deserved

[@pantrymonster]

Noel needs to realize that the well-adjusted people don't have interesting stories to tell

[@tc6103]

Noel came back with that sweet sweet Weird DMs milk after 15 years

[@ayyyayay]

sweet sweet sweet seWeird DMs

[@maddiedietz1080]

This is such a fun little activity to bring the Noel community together!!

[@isbakernation]

yes i agree!!!

[@nicwolak]

noel’s editor begging and pleading for him not to swear again so he doesn’t have to hear that sound lmao

[@rVnsunshine]

_w o n k y s l u s h_

[@kazakukog]

*euuhhh*

[@madebymai7435]

"you guys hit her with, like, low-grade agent orange."

[@jackofastora8962]

Y’know, you’d think people that got away with attempted murder would be smart enough to not tell the story, in a self incriminating way no less, to a KZbinr. For what even? Validation?

[@samspam1788]

That person who tried to kill their teacher sounds perpetually trapped in high school. Hope they mature soon

[@valeriegreen1559]

Love being an internet cretin who sees things the moment they're uploaded

[@TheRadioactiveMaster]

same

[@piperjoyart]

me too \

[@dolphinman9896]

Same

[@noxabellus]

Lifelessness

[@vandanacasm]

My hopes isn't the only thing that was up....I was too.

[@domonator5000]

When he talked about parents “screaming at you/verbally abusing you over multiplication tables” Having a math teacher as a dad, I felt that one

[@WodermarkBimbley]

As someone who lived in Alabama for 10 years: not all southern is incest, but all incest is southern

[@maryn9149]

Noel definitely doesn't know his audience if he thinks we're all well adjusted

[@justincruz5720]

He knows.

[@AleksandarBell]

He knows he’s just in denial

[@shelbyp2182]

Hoping for another Cracker Barrel story.

[@brendanlarson1179]

Saturdays are back tho

[@benjaminfrison297]

Noel: incest isn’t just an American thing Me: we are just the best at it 💯💯😜😎

[@khalilahd.]

Nothing like watching my favorite unhinged king before the weekend ends 😭

[@BeachBrah247]

Omg you're here too? 😭

[@oliviagauvin8894]

i always feel like i never have anything to contribute to weird dms and now i’m realizing i’m kinda grateful

[@ari1758]

This series has made me realize how much of Noel’s audience I actually hate

[@xxx_ray]

Yeah, it was glaringly obvious when Noel would stream on Twitch. The community there had quite a few weirdos

[@Binowhy]

@@xxx_ray that’s the average chatter to be fair

[@MichaelSmith-rn2vk]

woah it's Moe Shop

[@47jakobi]

I think we need a badness rating scale at the end of each story

[@StonerMcGee]

I can imagine the argument with the mom in the first one "Mom he's my cousin" "And? Your dad is my brother"

[@jalieyahd981]

I’ve never been happier that this series is back

[@daphneanderson4540]

"You guys hit her with low grade agent orange" had me going

[@vashmahtehreem1689]

To the cousin story I would like to add that yes cousin marraiges happen alot in different cultures. I'm a Pakistani and though there are no cousin marraiges in my family because both sets of my grandparents were VERY against it idk why 😭 it does happen a lot. A lil example of how normalised it is :- A few months ago my cousin proposed to his gf and then they hosted this HUGE engagement ceremony and of course we were invited to, so I took 2 days off from school to attend it. The function was just of one day but it was out of city and plus i just wanted to hang out with my cousins (we're close but not that type of close yknow) so i attended the ceremony (looked absolutely slay) and then 2 days later when I came back to school I was greeted by an un happy biology teacher because I missed 2 very important practicals. 4 students were absent but she excused all of them and not me because I'm smart and should make better choices (?) She asked why i was absent so i told her i had to attend my cousins engagement AND THIS WOMAN LOOKS ME STRAIGHT INTO MY EYES AND GOES *WERE YOU GETTING ENGAGED TO THE COUSIN* ???????????????? I WAS LIKE NO. SO THIS WOMAN SAYS "then you don't have a good enough excuse" ?? I'M 14. and it's not even like a trend to get engaged super early the area im from so it was so unexpected. But being a teacher's pet i would like to add that she apologized to me later and said she just didn't want me to miss any important work. I was like okay i crave academic validation so I'll let you say whatever you want to me as long as you give me em As.

[@vashmahtehreem1689]

I re read this and realized i made little grammatical errors so sorry, i am too lazy to edit. Also I'm just a lil 14 year old girl who has English as her 4th language so deal with it first worlders 💗

[@renaelucht3073]

😂

[@charla594]

The cousin thing actually happened to me too!!! I went out to get lunch with my mom and my aunt and my cousin. This dude proceeded to grab my leg under the table and caress what he could reach of my leg. Then my mom went to my aunt's hair salon and took me with her (she was my ride bc I didn't have my car with me). I had to listen to my cousin tell me how I'd grown up nice and how he always knew I'd grow up to be attractive. Fvcking disgusting. Anyways, he then asked me if I wanted to "continue the conversation" in the backseat of his car. When I said "no" (and I had made it clear that I was uncomfortable) he asked if he could take me out for dinner sometime. Keep in mind I had just turned 18 and he knew this. He had previously (while we were eating lunch) asked if I was seeing anyone, to which my mom quickly replied "no, she's single actually!" (I had just suffered a breakup to which my ex had cheated on me with his mom, a story for another time). Anyways, I left the salon with my mom shortly after and I had gotten a text from him later that night and he said "hey I had fun with you tonight, we should go out sometime ;)" and I replied "I'm sorry but I'm not interested in you. Plus, you're my cousin and that's disgusting." The next morning my mom came up to me and got mad because I had "made him cry" and "hurt his feelings". My mom isn't white, southern, or anything like that, so it expected better from her. Anyways, my mom grounded me for that and my cousin blocked me on everything.

[@confusionandcreation6036]

Yo what kind of awful shit did you do in a past life to end up in all these crazy ass scenarios Do I even wanna ask what that situation with your ex was

[@arsenalfanatic09]

Wait, your ex cheated on you with this creepy cousin's mom? Or did the ex cheat with the ex's own mom so the story got way worse?

[@jonatgan8546]

HIS MOM?????

[@deepavasudevan1761]

HE CHEATED WITH WHOSE MOM?!

[@auniqasims]

BESTIE WE NEED CLOSURE

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

Noel just performed at the comedy club I work at and him and him and his team were absolutely amazing ! Bought the staff at the club cookies and donut and KILLED the shows and created such good energy, MUCH LOVE !!!!

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

Zahid Dewji the opening comic he brought with him is also an absolute legend, yall gotta check him out !!

[@cowpoke1425]

Noel slayed for pride month

[@dolphinman9896]

Fr haha

[@gunscurt5831]

I love listening to this story’s it like watching the world burn

[@sourgummiescureyourpain4555]

I was just binge watching weird dms and now you're uploading a new episode?? The universe knows what I want. Now it should just help me out of debt, depression and addiction. So much for a well adjusted audience btw :')

[@Racheldoesartstuff]

I am astonished that Noel could even have the semblance of a thought that his audience is full of well adjusted adults

[@TheLordLexi]

Noel out here acting like he isn't fully aware of what kind of audience he's cultivated

[@Savannah_831]

He says "funny storys" knowing good and well 95% of this is him realizing how many psychopaths and border line criminals watch his videos... ._.

[@bee0soup187]

Memento Mori!

[@ceri4146]

momento mori!

[@Savannah_831]

@@bee0soup187 Memento Mori♡

[@Savannah_831]

@@ceri4146 Memento Mori :)

[@Chronicallyiconicgay]

The story where they almost killed the teacher with asthma reminded me of when I was bullied in middle school and the girls found out I was asthmatic and certain perfumes really set it off. So they would spray perfume directly in my face in class to trigger an attack. Eventually the school nurse asked me what was going on bc I had like 3-4 attacks in one week which isn’t normal. The girls got in trouble but definitely not enough for trying to make me stop breathing bc they didn’t like me 🤡 anyway if you do this to someone you suck doesn’t matter if the victim is an asshole it can legitimately kill someone

[@TakiMomoify]

That's fucking crazy, those girls were evil!! 😰

[@Chronicallyiconicgay]

@princeparkook I’m okay. This was years ago like 2011ish. But thank you!!

[@ayyylmao101]

I'm actually really pissed about that one. They almost took someone's life because they disagreed with her. Her _life,_ ffs. Good God, what is wrong with these people?? Glad you got out of that situation. I hope the girls get what's coming to them for being that cruel to you.

[@sadmermaid]

Yeah, its on par with a peanut allergy, asthma literally *kills* especially if its unmanaged or ur in a flare up! Girls are psycho.

[@vanessaprincesssa]

Absolutely! These stories are horrifying! Thank you for sharing yours! Hope you are ok now 💖

[@Gundumb_guy]

To be fair, I don’t think we have swamps here in the Midwest...we sleep with our cousins in barns, thank you very much!

[@lmao3737]

Ohio is still pretty “swampy”/wetlands like in certain places, and at the very least, it USED to be a swamp!

[@Gundumb_guy]

@@lmao3737 I mean I do in fact live in Ohio and I’ve never seen no swamp! I have seen some, ponds, bogs, and otherwise pretty mossy bodies of water but idk if I would call them swamps. Lol what do I know though tbh

[@BeachBrah247]

Who is...we?

[@Gundumb_guy]

@@BeachBrah247 it’s like the proverbial we.... maybe

[@lexie3457]

My favorite thing is that not one of us had finished watching it yet. Slay slay slay, slay the day away.

[@SesshyLover777]

Not the triple repeat on the "had I not met your father and had it been me" 😂

[@benjammin6651]

I am so glad this is back, it’s been a minute and I am loving it just from the intro 🤩

[@juicybuttercup5393]

the cousin story reminds me of the original Sailor Moon series. this was back in the 90s and they had a lesbian couple in the series. however, when it came to the English dub they were made to be cousins. I remember being a kid and always feeling so weird on how CLOSE the "cousins" were

[@nickkolesky3261]

I bet Noel looks at people differently after making one of these

[@DankrumStar]

I know it seems like these videos are fun and a good time… But sometimes they come to you at really dark times in your life. Yesterday morning I found my boyfriend dead, seizures and passed away during the night. Laugh even in my sadness is very healing. I love Noel, Cody, and so many others that can help us laugh even in our darkest times. Thanks for doing what you do!

[@may7989]

everytime i watch noel i feel like were having a private meeting, and i fear for my life every single time

[@defusedhero6561]

noel using video game music in his videos I listen to often makes me happy.

[@mancillamarie]

take a shot every time noel says “cousin ÆUGH”

[@eriksteverman]

Noel has been such an amazingly positive influence for me over the past few years💙 I don’t know why I’m having this revelation suddenly. But seriously, thanks for being here man😵‍💫

[@mml1677]

Here I am 3 hours before an exam I didn’t study for, chilling with noel’s vid

[@EnderTrev5]

Crazy how uni does that to you isn't it? I used to be top 10th percentile in my country got into uni and now I'm just unable to do any more than the bare minimum

[@itsathi6055]

@@EnderTrev5 as long as u get the diploma

[@JazzyUrquoise]

Tell us how it went after

[@EnderTrev5]

@@itsathi6055 hopefully lmao I study mathematics so it's a bit bleak but I'll try my best

[@mml1677]

@@JazzyUrquoise It didn't go as bad as I expected :D

[@d1rtyharry378]

Noel you are the literal face of dark humour. Your voice, your face is just perfect for the kind of content you do

[@RachelIlacqua14]

Weird DMS is back?!? I’m about to get my snacks and be back 🏃🏻‍♀️😍😍😍😍

[@starmiest]

i can see all the effort you’ve been putting into your videos as of lately and just wanted to say thank you for the hustle!!

[@juliakay938]

Yes, Noel! I did go through getting yelled at over math but it was timed addition tests rather than multiplication tables!

[@zzpeep1040]

It’s been a week since this was posted and I finally feel physically and emotionally prepared to watch this episode

[@babygirl1807]

Noel your skin looks so good

[@sleepygyro]

one time i was staying at my best friend’s house & i laughed so hard i peed on her couch & to this day i’ve never told her or her family & they still have that couch. i sat there trying to act normal for over an hour as my pissed dried below me. the next morning i faked sick & called my mom to come pick me up because i felt so bad about it. i plan on taking this to my grave.

[@hannahschu1202]

bro i love watching ur videos zooted asf and this one came out at the perfect time

[@oliviaeckelkamp5088]

i love that stl was the consensus he came to when figuring out where the teacher story could be. very spot on honestly (i live 30 minutes away from stl)

[@Kathi88]

I love how having a ”cousin” story in those videos just became a tradition now😅

[@ReaderChic610]

As someone who grew up in Upstate NY and went to a school filled with a decent amount of a rich kids who's families alllll grew up there too and essentially ruled the town - Noel is 100% right on his assumption 😅

[@dolphinman9896]

Its back yesss 😭❤ ive never gasped so loud at a notification before. Im hella sick too so this is gonna cheer me up tons 🙏

[@brandierae5506]

My grandpa died in March 2020 and at his viewing only close family was allowed because of the pandemic. We were all gathered around the casket and someone said something about the ciggies they put in his shirt pocket to be buried with. That was when I realized that not only had they buried him with the thing that killed him (lung cancer) but they had a callback to his earlier years of raging alcoholism. His kids (my mom and uncle) decided they wanted the funeral home to SUPERGLUE a Michelob Ultra into his hand. Sometimes I think about him rotting in his casket with that Michelob.

[@lizzyizzywizzy]

my family did the same w my aunt - she unfortunately died of MS but she was a HEAVY smoker and that couldn’t have helped her MS and they buried her w her fav pack of cigs too. literally insane. they also buried her w diet coke, another thing she was addicted to. families are truly insane but yours is definitely worse considering that he was raging alcoholic

[@treybishop72]

Noel you should do a video about crazy discoveries that your viewers’ families find out from doing like a 23&me dna test, both sides of my family have had bombshells dropped because my mom and dad took these tests and found lost siblings and half siblings

[@miklowii]

I love these videos, because no matter how badly I fck up or how terrible the situation I'm gets in I could always watch this and say to myself: "Could be worse"

[@mariaam705]

I never clicked faster on video it’s been a minute

[@chloesmith4740]

Noel I am from upstate New York and it is peak hick country. I knew at least 3 people in my tiny graduating class that dated their cousins. People drove tractors to school

[@michelleismarvelous]

yeah I was like who are these rich kids you're talking about upstate is either midsized lowkey trashy cities or hickville

[@chrismac9505]

noel: its not exclusive to the midwest reads wincest story: *Midwestern acent*

[@jackrussel999]

Ugh I feel so bad for the girl who had to reject her cousin. I hope you make it out of the Midwest and end up with a better chosen family. That was funny but so unbelievably toxic of them.

[@trevorleen]

I was hoping the other guy would be on here too. I don't remember his name but it's funny having him. Video was funny as hell regardless tho

[@kcarneyeq]

noel’s “ukrainian refugee” 💀 and i agree, he’s a funny dude

[@creamstinks35]

Yeah, I love him!!

[@ayyyayay]

been a while since ive been on noels channel got confused, just call him noels refugee damn

[@YBzeus45]

“carve it into her kids forheads” got me laughing my ass off for like 10 mins it was such a curve ball

[@Lameashellcosplay]

"My brother Derrick" is probably the closest thing to Disney third cousin relationships.

[@suvi0075]

This is genuinely the BEST thing that has happen for a form of entertainment on KZbin!

[@colahu111]

My grandparents are like fourth cousins… they figured it out at the wedding when their grandma’s put it together. It was too late tho because she was already pregnant😶

[@sergiosanders8169]

these videos are always ones where you are in between laughing and remorsing your whole life

[@faithkeyes]

He’s done so many of these and not one has been fucking normal I love it but I’m also scared

[@lemongrassarch1432]

"Now when theres gamily gatherings I'm the one who isn't allowed to come-DON'T" I choked on my taco and had to cough it out

[@getsouped]

sorry for leaving two comments but embalming fluid does smell almost sweet and very fresh. i worked at a funeral home and was going to take up an embalming apprenticeship while i went to school for funeral directing and so i know a little bit about embalming (never went through with either btw, just got to sit in on embalmings for fun during work and then quit)

[@marychrist5396]

I have never get more excited then seeing a weird dms video was uploaded

[@somebody8335]

im glad this series is back

[@Angie-fx6jn]

Your skin is looking phenomenal by the way Noel 😌

[@serpicopiu3591]

All these works of literature about how humanity is inherently evil have their work cut out for them with this series

[@strawberrycoww]

needed this new installment of weird dms

[@bobcatsMandy]

Lol Canadians not knowing the Midwest and the South are two different regions To be fair I doubt most Americans know where different Canadian provinces are

[@BA-qn7xj]

They’re different? Can you explain

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

I know the big ones lol

[@simonphipps7679]

Camera towards the room would feel so amazing personally but YAYAYYAYAYAYAYY NEW WEIRD DMS