Weird Facts About the Anus

[@LizFromDecencyUnited]

It only takes one fool to insert a lightbulb, but a whole emergency room to remove one!

[@kennethbressler3451]

or a pickle jar 👀

[@Sudstah]

I bet this has been said millions of times by drs

[@jeffreyweinzierl1509]

I'm sure it put a little twinkle in his eyes...

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

​@@kennethbressler3451ohh that one was Brutal. Poor old man. There were so much blood

[@LizFromDecencyUnited]

@@jeffreyweinzierl1509 hahahaha! it put a twinkle .... somewhere!

[@AGerman-]

Anybody panic thinking somebody would look at our screen and see us watching this

[@shinyman250]

It's interesting and informative

[@bellohaliru4790]

😂😂😂😂😁😁

[@drawgam2946]

Its only the cat silently judging me here.

[@andrewh830]

​@@drawgam2946you have no idea, None

[@nicholaspayne349]

I turned this on with the volume full blast while setting across from my wife and daughter, I have zero shame.

[@peter-radiantpipes2800]

Still, when you’re a doctor and going for a specialty, you’re a special kind of person to choose proctology as your profession.

[@Darkmetamorphosis1]

Or a very introverted one

[@augustuscaesar8287]

Or Gynecology 😏

[@icosthop9998]

Or Gynecology 😏

[@tommac21]

It's an exit hole and that's it

[@MbisonBalrog]

@@icosthop9998no just work in Hollywood for stars like Jessica Chastain.

[@jag92949]

I spent over 16 minutes of my life watching a KZbin video on anuses.

[@tommac21]

And it's 16 minutes you'll never get back. Pretty sad huh !😮

[@seanbateson3398]

Not really ! Now you can take better care !

[@jag92949]

@@seanbateson3398 I like watching videos on KZbin about Uranus. That’s an interesting planet. Its bluish green hue is because of methane. It rotates vertically. It’s the coldest planet in our solar system. It has over 27 moons. It has rings. It takes 84 years for it to orbit around Sun. Daytime in Uranus’ poles is 42 years, while night is 42 years due to its almost 90° tilt. Uranus has winds up to 500 mph.

[@Cyrission]

@@jag92949 Bro, you didn't need to destroy the poor lad.

[@jenniferroyse7857]

I had colon cancer and I had to get a colostomy for over a year so I basically pooped in a bag on my stomach. I never knew the time we spend on the toilet. I had extra time in my day it felt strange. I’m pooping normally now and healthy.

[@kathleenvargovich9539]

When did you catch up on your reading

[@jaikumar848]

What was symptoms of colon cancer?

[@bobikdylan]

@@kathleenvargovich9539 Or Words with Friends?

[@lvcaser]

Ah yes. The perfect video to fall asleep to.

[@andronmillerjr.9158]

Would be a shame if your parent went to wake you up and saw this on your phone 😂😂😂

[@mr6johnclark]

the only part of the human body that has planet named after it.

[@drawgam2946]

Found this in google lol: Officially, though, Uranus was known as Georgium Sidus for nearly 70 years until 1850, when Her Majesty's Nautical Almanac Office (HMNAO) finally changed the name to Uranus.

[@MbisonBalrog]

They need change name. If we ever colonize space no one want be associated

[@maxgalaxykid7309]

I'm officially too deep down the rabbit hole if this is where I am now, KZbin-wise. Still educational, though.

[@Nocturnimancer]

Bad news. It's not a rabbit hole in this case.

[@marilynlucero9363]

Keep on digging for those brown gold bars. KZbin can be even more weird.... ...trust me, I know.

[@marilynlucero9363]

@@Nocturnimancer It can be if you are brave enough!

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Dude starts his video by saying we are nothing more then Anuses. We are in a very strange place indeed.

[@Amita8505]

There's always deeper my friend

[@jameshughes3721]

Could you imagine some dude in prison getting a notification about this video 😂😂

[@bryanbrooks2634]

💀😂😂

[@antoniotula262]

Or his cell mates 🚷

[@XpappaedgeX]

Thank you for mentioning the Stoma. I have a few friends that have one, and I believe if it is normalized, the adjustment will help their mental state.

[@devvytm]

How in the world does one live with an entire artillery shell stuck in a place like that? How do you use the bathroom? How do you sit? How do you jump? Come to think of it, how do you not find out something is wrong long before he apparently does? I have so many questions, starting with how was he still alive?

[@Sontronite]

It wasn't up there his whole life

[@andronmillerjr.9158]

​@@Sontroniteyeah but how was he still ok with it? So weird

[@robthebold4589]

The excuse they hear in the ER is "I fell on it".

[@designercreep7823]

WHY DO WE NEED THIS INFORMATION... WHY AM I SO CURIOUS.. WHY AM I WATCHING 😂😂😂😂

[@MattClick77]

We're all so grateful for information nobody is comfortable talking about 😊

[@Fursan.Arabia]

@@designercreep7823 It’s scientific we have to know about it at some point

[@celexia4]

Humans are basically donuts, except that the hole in our centers is long and loopdy loopy.

[@oldschool8432]

🍩

[@russellrlf]

Well, it looks like I'm going to have to learn how to clear my KZbin play history.....

[@Eric-Wolfman]

I woke my wife up from sleep with this video. I couldn't stop giggling. 😂

[@antoniotula262]

Hmmm 🤔🧐🤐

[@microusb42069]

No grown married man would be giggling stop lying

[@shortievicious7444]

Lol

[@kathleenvargovich9539]

Your poor wife.if you get a divorce and you're lying there alone at night who you going to wake up.

[@heatherlee260]

The things y’all have me watching. Please stop giving me new things to research (never stop)

[@tramonp]

On the hole, I'd say this was an informative video

[@katehere9783]

🤣

[@GIBBO4182]

Well, guess what I’ll be talking about at work today? 😂

[@Holly_Wrote]

"HOORAY FOR SPHINCTERS!" - Hank Green

[@Your100percentrightbut]

I accidentally clicked on this when the notification popped up 💀

[@TheEdition100]

I have had one of them for many years now, works pretty good, but can smell at times.

[@ladynikkie]

😂 never expect a video like this

[@viewerguy97]

I kept expecting zefrank to start talking, but good video!

[@PlacatePro]

“Balloon knot” is the funniest term ive ever heard used

[@47aRealN]

39 n i am still too immature for this

[@jamesblount1043]

It's only weird if you make it weird.

[@brianjones8751]

I talk about Uranus all the time

[@bpark222]

How many times have I ended a long, hard day and said what’s the deal with anuses.

[@A_Nellprober]

Currently watching this while on the privy.

[@kathleenvargovich9539]

And you wonder why your telephone has e coli

[@sppj3140]

Anyone else watch this while sitting on the toilet

[@bort_hill]

Bro came out swinging with the WHATS THE DEAL WITH ANUSES Sounds like a catchphrase jerry Seinfeld would have if he were gay

[@rainbowdash4898]

So who else was watching this video on their lunch break? 😅

[@erictaylor5462]

16:05 It's not the number of germs and bacteria that matter, rather it's the species.

[@thehangmansdaughter1120]

An oven mitt? I can understand the insertion of various things, but the purpose of the oven mitt eludes me.

[@MattClick77]

I had to rewind to make sure I heard that correctly too 😂

[@Kemper_Bateman]

Bro is just posting anything now (and I love it)

[@BlackSaiyan24]

This is how it was like 2 years ago. The past 2 years have largely been about Russia, war, and stuff like that. They used to talk about every topic in the universe

[@Kemper_Bateman]

@@BlackSaiyan24 yeah fr

[@Kemper_Bateman]

@ShoeSniffer-qu7gg also says the bro with the name shoe sniffer lol

[@fireembliam9090]

In 2022 They were talking about that war and now they are back to normal in 2023.

[@Kemper_Bateman]

@@fireembliam9090 yeah luckily

[@CoolKidJohn]

That's one way to start a video

[@itsmeroky]

These are not weird facts. Just biology.

[@Bobbb-f3i]

I never thought I'd see a title like that and be curious

[@tjvanderwalt92]

As a gay, I can confirm this video is accurate. 😅

[@kingkibs]

dont u feel ashamed saying this gooosh what do you gain from being that

[@Cyrission]

@@kingkibs What do you gain from being weird about it?

[@tjvanderwalt92]

@@kingkibs It is a joke. You clearly don't get it.

[@kingkibs]

u lyin u meant u words @@tjvanderwalt92

[@BenchCookin]

Stopping Timmy from saying “first!”

[@Leyyyyyyy-sl7ug]

first :>

[@azdeserthobbies2047]

Whatever happened to The Magic School Bus we could have seen this field trip firsthand

[@Scatpack-gw9kb]

Wow this was very interesting

[@Zeebee619]

8:01 the best part

[@chriswhite6095]

It was a million to one shot doc.... million to one shot

[@baccichan2497]

The cartoon guy on the toilet all proud 😂

[@love__and__hope__]

Another fact - it can be trained. And then THAT won’t hurt anymore.

[@diversejoe617]

Just got up and watching this while using the bathroom🤣😅😂💀....

[@Avenged7xpanda]

Taught way better than my Medical Assistant instructor. 😅

[@stephenparchewski1998]

Finally, a video about Justin Trudeau.

[@yodawasfirst4366]

😂😂

[@kathleenvargovich9539]

But he's so pretty.

[@Batty009]

Feel better about yourself?

[@soggysunshine8700]

I have a colostomy bag.

[@lukustreloar7243]

Wow,great informative data.😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😊

[@naijukaedgar843]

& then you say our bodies were not designed by a complex being

[@EdwardKimbo]

Sigmund Freud jokes and the relationship to the unconscious.😊

[@Marjuuu]

Being fried af this is crazy to think about the human body

[@rinzo2009]

It's a good thing that I got this episode pegged on my favorites. What an explosive toy to lodge in there.

[@biohazard_613]

Pegged! lol I see what you did there.

[@Dr.Rabbit7346]

Got to love the starfish compared to a Swiss Army knife

[@The_cereal_vapist]

I think you meant chocolate starfish

[@JohnnyAngel8]

2:20 Correction: "you've eaten or drunk", not "you've eaten or drank".

[@TheGrizzlyBear-1]

I didn’t know that about Uranus

[@MattClick77]

That it's a planet? Teehee

[@EdwardKimbo]

They say it's only a dum animal that laugh's at it's own farts

[@j.p.6932]

10:37 Oh, there are times when it’s not even for a healthy adult. Just don’t make it to the finish line.

[@Queenofgreen515]

That’s more than enough internet for one day 😂😂

[@zanieyoung2201]

It reminds me of a song that still makes me laugh... and I am 52.

[@fletcherjacobs3688]

Something good to listen too at full volume on the subway

[@antoniotula262]

How to get a seat during rush hour 😂😂

[@greglankas7407]

Welp they finally did it was waiting on this one hehehehe

[@MattClick77]

You mean sitting on this one, teehee

[@Redskyer-potato]

everyone saying its iligal to be early but... **whats iligal is talkin ab anuses**

[@carboneagle]

Watching a video while on the toilet. Couldn't pass this one up.

[@bowserblaster6418]

Im watching this while eating

[@taputechnic]

MILLION TO ONE SHOT, DOC, MILLION TO ONE

[@Masud_S_Hoghughi]

everybody is basically a tube - wot goes in one end comes out the other....

[@Royfrmraq]

Crazy.

[@bigimskiweisenheimer8325]

Who else is watching this while pooping?

[@zuglymonster]

Haha I did watch a few minutes of it on the toilet

[@MarkSmith-js2pu]

I’m thinking about it.

[@brunoliamat]

I just wish nobody sees my screen right now.

[@nDjinn1]

A bit concerned as to why this was in recommended playlist

[@bigtree7071]

CHOCOLATE STARFISH!!!!! Gonna keep on rolling baby!!!!!! MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

[@OneBentMonkey]

I’ve had a rough couple of days, but this video made my hole weak.

[@AnkitKumar-ve8uh]

Clear this from watch history

[@TimParker-Chambers]

''You mock the sphincter...'' - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

[@EAWanderer]

The skin around it is also extremely thin, and getting a cut down there is very painful. Especially enemy walking! 😨 Note that when/if you have diarrhoea and have to keep wiping it! 🙁🧻

[@raeraebadfingers]

Oohh that makes sense. I was so confused how one would cut their hole while walking 😅

[@found_it]

Can relate to that last part, unfortunately. Never fun to deal with. I recommend wet wipes (or moistening a few sheets of toilet paper). I could give details involving my experiences with this, but I feel I've said enough.

[@EAWanderer]

​​@raeraebadfingers Er no, walking is painful - after - getting a cut down there 😅

[@partsunknown1679]

I thought wait did I read that right? Oh ok interesting lol

[@thefauxjackie]

I never clicked on a video so fast

[@Urstadt18]

How TF did I get here from proper cartwheel techniques?

[@MattClick77]

😅

[@JandKWoodBurningEngravingLLC]

Being in the medical field.. it’s not remotely anything I bat an eye at lol

[@gemini-l3d]

infographics show what is this. i audibly gasped when i saw this

[@LegendMahad]

Thank you 😊 🙏

[@Wreckz_Tea]

OMFG I went to turn the volume way down right after I clicked the video but I was too slow. Now there's a whole lot of people in this doctors office waiting room that knows I clicked on a video about Anuses and now they probably think I'm at the Doctor because something is wrong with mine 🤦☠️

[@bobthegoat7090]

"What is it even for?" HOW HAVE YOU BEEN POOPING ALL YOUR LIFE? Don't drop a bombshell like that in the first two seconds. I have so many questions.

[@ViolinistJeff]

3:06 Actually the "ch" in chyme is pronounced like a "k." But nobody knows why, and nobody cares because English spelling and pronunciation isn´t worth getting right anyway.

[@chriscripplercruz1833]

As a gay man I had to wait for my husband to get home so we could watch this together lol

[@coasterblocks3420]

And remember, when you turn 50, make a date with your date and get checked for bowel cancer.

[@gadaadyn8190]

basket of roses, more like a rosebud😉

[@AaronLing]

It's lunch time now. KZbin algorithm has got humor

[@thechosenone6333]

7:20 demonetized 😅

[@bradleyogden5688]

Just think about all of those CNAs that keep these clean every day. My hat is off to them!

[@_mysilentblue2227]

Uranus... I thought this was going to be a planetary discovery episode.

[@jpgalo99]

I hate to be that guy but... Animals with vertebrates: Starfish, sea urchins, sea cucumbers 💀 Fact checking and grammar correction won't hurt. 😅

[@BlanksGotSaved]

1:22 me rn

[@raeraebadfingers]

"the ANALysis" 😂

[@Mr_dani566]

I remember the first time I had constipation I remember having to get up and walk just to try and loosen my bowels when I still I felt I was going super saiyan trying to push one out(I was 10 by the way) I'm not lying. So I can't even imaging the uncomfortable pain people feel for shoving things up there 😂😂

[@kweebco6267]

Chat does he know

[@Cyrission]

@@kweebco6267 He does not the know.

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

For a little while in my late 20s, I was eating 3 or 4 large Stuffed Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut every week. I wound up in the hospital. For some reason I was hyperventilating in the house and the car. I couldn't stay indoors, and in the car I had to have the window open. Getting blocked up can be much more dangerous then anyone thinks.

[@ender435]

Yep def what I expected to see in the bathroom yeeeeep mhm