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@user-yu3xu3ie9h9 ай бұрын
NO WONDER THE NILE CROCODILES ARE HUGE
@jasonau3689 ай бұрын
💀
@Bougeyman9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@wtfdarus9 ай бұрын
bro
@davesnothere4209 ай бұрын
Nasty!
@toolittle86619 ай бұрын
😂
@derekwestbrook93839 ай бұрын
“She belong to the streets” takes on a whole new meaning
@malesletsgetgoing57179 ай бұрын
Nice
@ogremair8039 ай бұрын
She IS the street 💀
@safetsins9 ай бұрын
And streets belong to her
@safetsins9 ай бұрын
And streets belong to her.
@digimon9169 ай бұрын
she owns the streets
@ndstudios20238 ай бұрын
“Women are not allowed to swim in the Nile river” *A woman goes in* 2 weeks later 🤰🏻
@user-fj7yk2lf3e8 ай бұрын
Dame bro
@an_-cs6ct7 ай бұрын
Pretty much💀💀
@darknessfalls65036 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ejikejanefrances86816 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Adonis-vt6jd5 ай бұрын
And the father would never be found
@wangfps8 ай бұрын
Let’s be honest, the only 2 cars in the ENTIRE state still crashing into each other is the most Ohio thing ever 💀
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
Not funny
@makcings47648 ай бұрын
@@KeyRey98nuh uh
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
@@makcings4764 ?
@eniwatches8 ай бұрын
@@KeyRey98 seriously stop using "Not funny" to reply to everyone who comments about Ohio🤧🤧🤧
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
@@eniwatches so u want my to roast instead of Say that💀
@caesarstrings9 ай бұрын
“The corn is sweeter this year.” “Yeah pharaoh’s been eating more pineapple.”
@amberv94249 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jacobsfire47338 ай бұрын
Ik no one asked my nerdy ass but pineapples are from South America, the “undiscovered land”. 🤓☝️
@justsomeguywithoutagooduse27318 ай бұрын
💀💀
@firstnamelastname77088 ай бұрын
@@jacobsfire4733I believe corn is also from the Americas, isn’t it?
@chicagotom16438 ай бұрын
I dont get it. Did he mix pinapples and corn somehow?
@gerodconey12949 ай бұрын
So thats how the ocean got its salt water
@baronwarborn91079 ай бұрын
And it's sea-men
@constantin2409 ай бұрын
@@baronwarborn9107😂😂😂
@neocorrp4638 ай бұрын
@@baronwarborn9107 😂🤣😂🤣
@rimurugluttony8 ай бұрын
I think that's the Sperm whale's fault 😅
@jensphiliphohmann18768 ай бұрын
Semen is not urine.
@buckhunter66698 ай бұрын
When all of Egypt said fuck that river...literally 😂
@coffeecream61508 ай бұрын
A wise man once told " we get everything in Egypt, even mermaids in Nile " .
@cuconatparfour6659 ай бұрын
Egyptian pharaohs: AMBATUKAM!!! Farmers: Ah yes another good harvest
@NordicDan9 ай бұрын
LOL well played
@nunovilela13609 ай бұрын
I'm not an english speaker, it took me a while to understand, but after understanding it 😁😂😁
@rhapsodic_maniac9 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@cuconatparfour6659 ай бұрын
@@rhapsodic_maniac dreamybull? Ambatukam memes? Have you heard of it?
@rhapsodic_maniac9 ай бұрын
@@cuconatparfour665 nope
@NordicDan9 ай бұрын
Note to self: Don't ever swim in the Nile....
@Kenzie1799 ай бұрын
I dread for the Females who Skinny Dip.....
@PolishGod12348 ай бұрын
Note to self : never take your socks off at Tarantino's house
@Malsuc8 ай бұрын
Note to self: m@sturbate into the nile
@anunknownyoutubeuser4408 ай бұрын
@@PolishGod1234 hehdhdksndjdkdnfjskdndk
@whisp.her16978 ай бұрын
@@Malsuc🤦🏿♀️
@NateCarlisle8 ай бұрын
Bro took "only in Ohio" seriously 💀
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
Not funny
@sophisticatedluna65038 ай бұрын
@@KeyRey98funny
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
@@sophisticatedluna6503 u KZbin shorts are still stuck in 2022
@corneliusbarnacles8 ай бұрын
erm, you're going on the rape list
@NateCarlisle8 ай бұрын
I don’t even remember making this comment
@aent54218 ай бұрын
The perfect thumbnail doesn't exist: P R O S T I T U T E S
@artyom91379 ай бұрын
Bros seed is still floating around somewhere
@user-ni5rd3kx3s9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@caydentan36179 ай бұрын
Imagine swimming in the sea and you somehow get pregnant with thousand year old nut
@Kenzie1799 ай бұрын
It's probably dissolved now.
@artyom91379 ай бұрын
@@Kenzie179 nope its still floating around pure
@Kenzie1799 ай бұрын
@@artyom9137 From all that time of it being in Nile it's dissolved now.
@judemackerracher44679 ай бұрын
One random kid trying to get a drink 7 miles down the Nile: “hmmm that’s a bit S A L T Y!!!!”
@ruannvannoordwyk52899 ай бұрын
How do you know how it taste😐
@judemackerracher44679 ай бұрын
@@ruannvannoordwyk5289 I don’t it’s a meme 😑
@ruannvannoordwyk52899 ай бұрын
@@judemackerracher4467 ok
@masterplane91319 ай бұрын
it's supposed to be sweet 🤨
@ruannvannoordwyk52899 ай бұрын
@@masterplane9131 💀
@Concepcion307 ай бұрын
I can just imagine a line of those Egyptian men standing on the Nile getting themselves ready for that money shot. 😅
@fpostolache4 ай бұрын
🤣
@Gdhdjejgfsbh2 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@carljhonson65932 ай бұрын
So that explains the fertile of the Nile river 💀
@BigGuy10Points8 ай бұрын
TIL: it was originally the Pe-Nile river.
@nami_0_08 ай бұрын
Lmao-
@guntherkozier57988 ай бұрын
Nah it was the original Soggy Biscuit game, loser drank the water 😭
@yogeshsivan5708 ай бұрын
underrated
@taokiyari7 ай бұрын
bro
@sportcoatjoditv71487 ай бұрын
This the best one so far, should have way more likes 😂 👍🏾
@PsylentSir9 ай бұрын
*ONLY IN OHIO TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL WITH CARS*
@Brian_NascarFan9 ай бұрын
Bro that was not funny 💀💀 the Ohio joke is dead 😭😭😭
@Smilebyside009 ай бұрын
@@Brian_NascarFanno,ohio is joke 😂
@DRAGONFIREBG9 ай бұрын
@@Brian_NascarFan bro can't we just agreed is a joke tho why u needa put up that ? 💀💀 Like many say Ohio joke is dead but they used to laught at it but now all bc of is a dead meme?
@richarddavis88638 ай бұрын
As a West Virginian this doesn't surprise me at all, they're the WORST drivers. Whever I have to go there I get this "in the belly of the beast" feeling. Roads always under construction, tarps and cones rolling along like tumbleweeds, mothers pushing strollers down the emergency lane...
@bredsheeran28978 ай бұрын
The Ohio joke isn’t funny anymore
@Mom_Stealer_655 ай бұрын
The mona Lisa pointing should honestly be a meme
@scottcoley19068 ай бұрын
And politicians decide what the streets will be named.
@tatsuyahiiragi4167 ай бұрын
Well, now that took a whole new turn
@fpostolache4 ай бұрын
They know why 🤣
@yamamaghey9 ай бұрын
"What are you doing step pharaoh?" "Oh sht, I'm doing rituals... See... For the a uh... Harvest yeah (that's sounds about right)" "Oh... Mkay Go ahead"
@nicklasdantes24718 ай бұрын
unfortunately, the step in that sentence is unnecessary
@yanganaperera85008 ай бұрын
OMG this shit funny asf
@Mog694208 ай бұрын
@@nicklasdantes2471🤓🤓🤓
@Wishful_thinking8 ай бұрын
STEP PHARAOH 😭💀
@vonelgamer30718 ай бұрын
The pauses are on point
@Lookatmeh69699 ай бұрын
The Crocs at the water's edge :👁️👄👁️ 📸🤨
@chrism81807 ай бұрын
They're so perplexed they don't even think about eating them
@arturvasques33766 ай бұрын
The meme:Excuse me what the actual f*ck are you doing in my house
@theplaceholder38 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking those two drivers were gonna go their entire lives without driving near each other, and even then they STILL crash somehow while being the only two car owners in the state. Garbage drivers 💀
@lunarlightasmr46608 ай бұрын
Farmers today: we need more resources, subsidizing, crop land and workers! Egyptian Farmers thousands of years ago: Bring forth the *JIZZ*
@zacharyrutkowski17979 ай бұрын
Yo the sound effect of squirting threw me off so bad…….I actually died 😂😂😂💀💀💀😭😭
@jacobparamus12299 ай бұрын
Bro recorded the actual sound
@DavidLopez-vc2tf9 ай бұрын
How did you die? What you see? N we’re glad you are alive again 😢
@izanamiizanagi42939 ай бұрын
So many unborn child over there
@izanamiizanagi42939 ай бұрын
Same sound when you spill your drink in the pool tho😂
@johnmcg58658 ай бұрын
Absolutely the same... at least he didn't use an 'awh yeah"😅
@larryriendeau9 ай бұрын
Can confirm about California streets. One of the most prominent streets in our town is named after a local madam. Many other streets were subsequently named after popular ladies of the night. Later, developers noted the many streets with women’s names and furthered the tradition by naming streets after women family members, coworkers, etc.
@fabioasterix7508 ай бұрын
Italy here. Just outside Bergamo you can drive on the Strada Statale della Francesca
@pebblepod308 ай бұрын
FACINATING. And so now it's like they are calling their women family members & coworkers Whores! 😂
@mcarrowtime70958 ай бұрын
@@fabioasterix750 I hope you realize that probably means nothing to people who don't feel like googling the history of whatever that is.
@AutismAunnie8 ай бұрын
What’s the street? And how do you know that? I feel like I heard about that second part before…
@larryriendeau8 ай бұрын
@@AutismAunnie The street is called ‘Norma’. I don't believe she lived in our exact community, but rather in a nearby one. It's fairly well known, but I believe I've also read it in a local history book. I can't make an exact citation, as I learned it years ago. From what I understand, the practice was not uncommon in the Old West.
@rizkyagung9977 ай бұрын
"The water's just fine"
@onradioactivewaves5 ай бұрын
Those sound effects were out of pocket😂
@aymericdeascalon45908 ай бұрын
Sure, when a pharaoh does it it's "religious", when I do it it's public indecency.
@Cookie-zd7ei5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@fpostolache4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 really ?! In public ?! 🤣
@olivashard81133 ай бұрын
Bruh 💀
@apersontonguecantell2 ай бұрын
You haven't seen how Hindus celebrate holi naked dance.
@magnusthevaliant9 ай бұрын
And then you take into account that the Egyptians worshipped the Nile as a goddess...
@mzmuzo6788 ай бұрын
That's some way of appreciation
@KayKay1148 ай бұрын
Probably why they did it. 🤷♀️
@NetarAlt7 ай бұрын
the Egyptians *F WORD* the Nile
@Youkai_arts7 ай бұрын
Bro if some woman came to bath in the river . Wouldn't there be a good chance of a sperm entering her vagina and impregnating her ?
@abhrajitpaul60577 ай бұрын
☠️ Does it means they had sex with their goddess for good harvest?
@terrywatahi12037 ай бұрын
Not me drinking that water anymore 💀💀💀😢🤣🤣
@skylessadim8 ай бұрын
As a person that lives in California, there’s literally a street called Delphinium
@eljaminlatour66339 ай бұрын
Living as an Egyptian sounds like an interesting life. I want to know the mathematics, harvest, calendars, and lives of the Pharaohs.
@longestvideoever9 ай бұрын
Just dont be a slave.
@eljaminlatour66339 ай бұрын
@@longestvideoever yep. That's one thing to keep in mind.
@unreliablenarratorz27728 ай бұрын
Why do you think you would receive an audience with the pharaoh? You have to be a somebody
@Shahgdajbz8 ай бұрын
You know not all Egyptians even know about those things, right? Most of them forgot about these kinds of things
@MarcanMC8 ай бұрын
I only see good vibes here, going to the Nile with the boys and firing our cannons into the river
@whodat80489 ай бұрын
Add to the two cars crashing into each other. Both were women and that was the start of the Stereotype
@user-lu1ji9ol3t9 ай бұрын
😂 I was looking for this comment
@whodat80489 ай бұрын
@@user-lu1ji9ol3t happy to assist 😁
@PassportBrosAndBlondeManWeaves9 ай бұрын
Funny because more men and teenagers cause more accidents especially in California
@ZnamTwojaMama1019 ай бұрын
All stereotypes have a teeny tiny grain of truth, even if they aren't accuratez they're usually based off something that happened. ( I don't support stereotypes)
@CarolinaBuckrush8 ай бұрын
This is actually false and originally was said to see the inventor of the car hitting a tree or a post. The whole story is a result of many years of people playing telephone.
@nolshinguy097 ай бұрын
No wonder the water tasted so damn salty during Cleopatra’s rule.
@user-ib7xp4gk9y8 ай бұрын
Herodotus said "Egypt is the Gift of the Nile"
@jorrit_82929 ай бұрын
The California thing is backwards, it used to be a thing in the adult industry where they got their "names" from the streets they lived on
@LuckyCharms7777 ай бұрын
And here I thought they called her Main Street because every man in town had rode on her.
@I_dont_give_a_fuck9838 ай бұрын
me: who was thinking to swim in Nile be like 💀💀💀
@Jk-Tu-iceyАй бұрын
time travelers have a rude awakening waiting 7- am-9 am at the Niles when they arrive 😂
@harrycline9859 ай бұрын
The Ohio car part proves Milo Murphy's law "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"😂😂
@Miro.A.Mursu-9 ай бұрын
How do u even crash the only 2 cars in themselfs, HOW
@khurramali36349 ай бұрын
@@Miro.A.Mursu- they were both women that's how
@Miro.A.Mursu-9 ай бұрын
@@khurramali3634 Well that explains
@khurramali36348 ай бұрын
@@Miro.A.Mursu- it certainly does
@CarolinaBuckrush8 ай бұрын
@@khurramali3634that’s actually incorrect and there no proof of this event as it was word of mouth and some stories it wasn’t even a head on collision and most stories have men said to be the drivers.
@timberjaw38779 ай бұрын
As a certain funny lawyer once said: "Brandon Mayhew.... P U B L I C M * S T U R B * T I O N"
@Vollpfosten8 ай бұрын
"I understood that reference"
@bullballsallday8 ай бұрын
I was born in the wrong time and place. Whenever I smoke meth and do "that" in the river, I always get arrested. 😞
@theworldmayneverknow38768 ай бұрын
Getting the Nile pregnant is wild
@tylando3138 ай бұрын
Ahmed: “What’s going on?” Asim: “Pharaoh’s at it down by the river again, he mentioned an even better harvest this year, he’s got his best harem helping him out.”
@tonythedonluciano8 ай бұрын
Makes total sense now that Pretty Woman was filmed in California. They were paying homage! 😂
@AutismAunnie8 ай бұрын
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
@idrinkwineduringbattle8 ай бұрын
So basically every lady in Egypt would have bore a future Pharaoh, but never realised it
@NetarAlt7 ай бұрын
If this happens, There will be a Competition that Who is the Legitamate Ruler of Egypt
@Seno_was_taken7 ай бұрын
That wouldn't actually happen A sperm's life span outside the vagina or testicles is a couple of seconds
@lero_7 ай бұрын
As Egyptian we drink from the nile river 24/7 for 7000 years till now no one got pregnant though 😅
I watched a child's game show that asked the question of what Egyptians did when their cats died and they called that answer wrong clearly rigged.
@lost_warrior298 ай бұрын
Nahhh I'm never swimming in the Nile River after hearing this💀
@roodergx63098 ай бұрын
damn they really fertilized soil with that
@deadstrings44889 ай бұрын
The guy named Nile:
@NetarAlt7 ай бұрын
That would been *G*
@dirtybill31079 ай бұрын
Florence and Normandy....Who knew....
@mylamberfeeties87517 сағат бұрын
Totally explains every actress in hollywood 😂
@vanshgaming65448 ай бұрын
Thumbnail is the secret of channel growth
@sospecialkayofficial9 ай бұрын
That’s why we have the blue Nile… and the white Nile…
@Daniel-cz7kd9 ай бұрын
sospecialkayofficial Don’t forget the Red Nile
@alankapelinski15119 ай бұрын
those people must've had testicular cancer@@Daniel-cz7kd
@obieditz18 ай бұрын
@@Daniel-cz7kdwhere women mens....💀
@NetarAlt7 ай бұрын
@@Daniel-cz7kdIt's Blood, Sea-man and Sweat
@user-zh3nf5is8y7 ай бұрын
I guess the pope didn’t want to talk without his lawyer present
@davidlamble46048 ай бұрын
That is why it’s called The White Nile as opposed to The Blue Nile.
@grega96038 ай бұрын
Turns out the crystals found in the egyptian temple were actually JO crystals.
@MESSEDUPWORLD309 ай бұрын
WHATS WITH THE CRAZY VISUALS?? 😮😅😂
@IsaacSmelcZhan8 ай бұрын
Ai
@MESSEDUPWORLD308 ай бұрын
@@IsaacSmelcZhan AI. OH YOU MEAN BRAINWASHING TECHNOLOGY??? OKAY 👍 GOT IT FAM.
@neptuneful88 ай бұрын
bro was planting his own special seed
@cotton_editz8 ай бұрын
The crocs are confused as hell 💀
@matchamusix8 ай бұрын
ig thats y the ocean is salty. it’s cuz of the sea-men
@rimurugluttony8 ай бұрын
That explains the sizes of the Nile crocodiles
@PsyQoBoy8 ай бұрын
Peasant: Great lord we have a white stain on your robes. Pharaoh: Just wash that off in Nile.
@Wu_Tang_X7 ай бұрын
Lord Beerus’s owner must have the biggest eyebrows in history
@AbuBrainwash9 ай бұрын
cslifornia love - dr dre and tupac
@SwaggyKitty1018 ай бұрын
How do you convict a dead person 💀💀
@robertclark58748 ай бұрын
Egypt was known as the breadbasket of the Roman empire because of it's fertile soil. I wonder if the Romans knew...
@lero_Ай бұрын
Little did they knew
@Candlelight7808 ай бұрын
😣🖐️ "She belong to the streets" 😎👉 "The street belongs to her"
@paganizondasroadster16608 ай бұрын
The Ohio thing got me. Two cars and still crashed into each other 😂 😊
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
Not funny
@andreicocioran29487 ай бұрын
@KeyRey98 o rly?
@tsred99967 ай бұрын
This happens OnLy iN OhiO
@Retrovorious9 ай бұрын
What do you mean “won’t learn anywhere else”? I saw Sam O’nella’s pope video so I already know about the dug up pope.
@msthang53667 ай бұрын
I am born and raised in SF. Makes so much sense now.
@deeboyadams34078 ай бұрын
Better not to swim in the Nile😂
@brentm88638 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize Egyptians had a navy as well as had so much seamen in the Nile constantly swimming about lol.
@condorX29 ай бұрын
Who turn them on at the Nile?
@visualspark63089 ай бұрын
Each other
@user-gd6ou3mb1n8 ай бұрын
"Mom, why is the blood white?"
@carljhonson65932 ай бұрын
Hence the Nile is so fertile 💀
@TheTrollGod29 ай бұрын
" *TASTES WATER* ey hol up why does this water taste like.. cu-"
@bluecolour88899 ай бұрын
OMG! Nile fact though.😂
@spgaming3958 ай бұрын
Some random Fisher in the nile : this fish taste weird !
@ghostyboy94696 ай бұрын
My man seeded the water thinking that’s how crop seeding works
@jefferyepstein92108 ай бұрын
Having lived in Ohio I’m not the least bit surprised at the two cars fact.
@Seno_was_taken7 ай бұрын
"Mom, why is the water white and sticky" Little did Jimmy know he just did his mom's favorite leasure activity
@ladyalicent7058 ай бұрын
The streets will decide your fate
@legitelf00588 ай бұрын
I do the first one all the time but instead of the Nile, it’s my bosses lunch
@Rakesh_28019 ай бұрын
Only in Ohio
@No-mt2ds8 ай бұрын
im gonna touch you
@corneliusbarnacles8 ай бұрын
i will shit in your mailbox lil bro
@brent29768 ай бұрын
Drivers in Ohio have not got any better.
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
Not funny
@sophisticatedluna65038 ай бұрын
@@KeyRey98 it's funny
@tazzamanaka7257 ай бұрын
@@sophisticatedluna6503it’s not
@sophisticatedluna65037 ай бұрын
@@tazzamanaka725 funny
@Friedbacongod11 күн бұрын
First one got me laughing
@kanekiken98097 ай бұрын
"Tonight on SMNN😭😭"
@BlackestPanther9 ай бұрын
She don't just belong to the streets.....she IS the streets!
@akadirnilavane28619 ай бұрын
Super explanation!
@sinchanroy2118 ай бұрын
No one : Nile on a certain date : OHHH YEEAAHHH GIVE ITT TO MEEEEHHH!!! COME ON ME BABIESS!!
@techturd15193 ай бұрын
man i feel like swimming in the nile now
@santhoshnair41709 ай бұрын
I loved the car crash in ohio😂😂😂
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
Not funny
@eniwatches8 ай бұрын
@@KeyRey98 you literally replied ""Not funny" to anyone who made a joke about Ohio🤧🤧🤧
@KeyRey988 ай бұрын
@@eniwatches Ohio Is dead
@andreicocioran29487 ай бұрын
Ohio is a state that is still somewhat popular, far from being deadd.
@hilljackzack72848 ай бұрын
As an Ohio resident I can confirm we can still have car accidents with only two cars on the road in the entire state!
@rebuilted-gk1xr7 ай бұрын
"Origin of marmaids"
@BambinaSaldana8 ай бұрын
"Yes, pasta fazool, I am a fool."
@blank21949 ай бұрын
If you're having a hard time in your life, remember that God is with you right by your side, so always remember that you're never alone and never give up for God is always with you even in your hardest times and always pray.