WEIRD History Facts You Wouldn’t Believe Are Real

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Jabreel Sagas

Jabreel Sagas

9 ай бұрын

History facts, ancient Egyptians, Romans, Wars! showing you the fun and dark side of history! #history #shortsvideo #shorts #usa

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@user-yu3xu3ie9h
@user-yu3xu3ie9h 9 ай бұрын
NO WONDER THE NILE CROCODILES ARE HUGE
@jasonau368
@jasonau368 9 ай бұрын
💀
@Bougeyman
@Bougeyman 9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@wtfdarus
@wtfdarus 9 ай бұрын
bro
@davesnothere420
@davesnothere420 9 ай бұрын
Nasty!
@toolittle8661
@toolittle8661 9 ай бұрын
😂
@derekwestbrook9383
@derekwestbrook9383 9 ай бұрын
“She belong to the streets” takes on a whole new meaning
@malesletsgetgoing5717
@malesletsgetgoing5717 9 ай бұрын
Nice
@ogremair803
@ogremair803 9 ай бұрын
She IS the street 💀
@safetsins
@safetsins 9 ай бұрын
And streets belong to her
@safetsins
@safetsins 9 ай бұрын
And streets belong to her.
@digimon916
@digimon916 9 ай бұрын
she owns the streets
@ndstudios2023
@ndstudios2023 8 ай бұрын
“Women are not allowed to swim in the Nile river” *A woman goes in* 2 weeks later 🤰🏻
@user-fj7yk2lf3e
@user-fj7yk2lf3e 8 ай бұрын
Dame bro
@an_-cs6ct
@an_-cs6ct 7 ай бұрын
Pretty much💀💀
@darknessfalls6503
@darknessfalls6503 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ejikejanefrances8681
@ejikejanefrances8681 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Adonis-vt6jd
@Adonis-vt6jd 5 ай бұрын
And the father would never be found
@wangfps
@wangfps 8 ай бұрын
Let’s be honest, the only 2 cars in the ENTIRE state still crashing into each other is the most Ohio thing ever 💀
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
Not funny
@makcings4764
@makcings4764 8 ай бұрын
@@KeyRey98nuh uh
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
@@makcings4764 ?
@eniwatches
@eniwatches 8 ай бұрын
​@@KeyRey98 seriously stop using "Not funny" to reply to everyone who comments about Ohio🤧🤧🤧
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
@@eniwatches so u want my to roast instead of Say that💀
@caesarstrings
@caesarstrings 9 ай бұрын
“The corn is sweeter this year.” “Yeah pharaoh’s been eating more pineapple.”
@amberv9424
@amberv9424 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jacobsfire4733
@jacobsfire4733 8 ай бұрын
Ik no one asked my nerdy ass but pineapples are from South America, the “undiscovered land”. 🤓☝️
@justsomeguywithoutagooduse2731
@justsomeguywithoutagooduse2731 8 ай бұрын
💀💀
@firstnamelastname7708
@firstnamelastname7708 8 ай бұрын
@@jacobsfire4733I believe corn is also from the Americas, isn’t it?
@chicagotom1643
@chicagotom1643 8 ай бұрын
I dont get it. Did he mix pinapples and corn somehow?
@gerodconey1294
@gerodconey1294 9 ай бұрын
So thats how the ocean got its salt water
@baronwarborn9107
@baronwarborn9107 9 ай бұрын
And it's sea-men
@constantin240
@constantin240 9 ай бұрын
@@baronwarborn9107😂😂😂
@neocorrp463
@neocorrp463 8 ай бұрын
@@baronwarborn9107 😂🤣😂🤣
@rimurugluttony
@rimurugluttony 8 ай бұрын
I think that's the Sperm whale's fault 😅
@jensphiliphohmann1876
@jensphiliphohmann1876 8 ай бұрын
Semen is not urine.
@buckhunter6669
@buckhunter6669 8 ай бұрын
When all of Egypt said fuck that river...literally 😂
@coffeecream6150
@coffeecream6150 8 ай бұрын
A wise man once told " we get everything in Egypt, even mermaids in Nile " .
@cuconatparfour665
@cuconatparfour665 9 ай бұрын
Egyptian pharaohs: AMBATUKAM!!! Farmers: Ah yes another good harvest
@NordicDan
@NordicDan 9 ай бұрын
LOL well played
@nunovilela1360
@nunovilela1360 9 ай бұрын
I'm not an english speaker, it took me a while to understand, but after understanding it 😁😂😁
@rhapsodic_maniac
@rhapsodic_maniac 9 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@cuconatparfour665
@cuconatparfour665 9 ай бұрын
@@rhapsodic_maniac dreamybull? Ambatukam memes? Have you heard of it?
@rhapsodic_maniac
@rhapsodic_maniac 9 ай бұрын
@@cuconatparfour665 nope
@NordicDan
@NordicDan 9 ай бұрын
Note to self: Don't ever swim in the Nile....
@Kenzie179
@Kenzie179 9 ай бұрын
I dread for the Females who Skinny Dip.....
@PolishGod1234
@PolishGod1234 8 ай бұрын
Note to self : never take your socks off at Tarantino's house
@Malsuc
@Malsuc 8 ай бұрын
Note to self: m@sturbate into the nile
@anunknownyoutubeuser440
@anunknownyoutubeuser440 8 ай бұрын
@@PolishGod1234 hehdhdksndjdkdnfjskdndk
@whisp.her1697
@whisp.her1697 8 ай бұрын
​@@Malsuc🤦🏿‍♀️
@NateCarlisle
@NateCarlisle 8 ай бұрын
Bro took "only in Ohio" seriously 💀
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
Not funny
@sophisticatedluna6503
@sophisticatedluna6503 8 ай бұрын
​@@KeyRey98funny
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
@@sophisticatedluna6503 u KZbin shorts are still stuck in 2022
@corneliusbarnacles
@corneliusbarnacles 8 ай бұрын
erm, you're going on the rape list
@NateCarlisle
@NateCarlisle 8 ай бұрын
I don’t even remember making this comment
@aent5421
@aent5421 8 ай бұрын
The perfect thumbnail doesn't exist: P R O S T I T U T E S
@artyom9137
@artyom9137 9 ай бұрын
Bros seed is still floating around somewhere
@user-ni5rd3kx3s
@user-ni5rd3kx3s 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@caydentan3617
@caydentan3617 9 ай бұрын
Imagine swimming in the sea and you somehow get pregnant with thousand year old nut
@Kenzie179
@Kenzie179 9 ай бұрын
It's probably dissolved now.
@artyom9137
@artyom9137 9 ай бұрын
@@Kenzie179 nope its still floating around pure
@Kenzie179
@Kenzie179 9 ай бұрын
@@artyom9137 From all that time of it being in Nile it's dissolved now.
@judemackerracher4467
@judemackerracher4467 9 ай бұрын
One random kid trying to get a drink 7 miles down the Nile: “hmmm that’s a bit S A L T Y!!!!”
@ruannvannoordwyk5289
@ruannvannoordwyk5289 9 ай бұрын
How do you know how it taste😐
@judemackerracher4467
@judemackerracher4467 9 ай бұрын
@@ruannvannoordwyk5289 I don’t it’s a meme 😑
@ruannvannoordwyk5289
@ruannvannoordwyk5289 9 ай бұрын
@@judemackerracher4467 ok
@masterplane9131
@masterplane9131 9 ай бұрын
it's supposed to be sweet 🤨
@ruannvannoordwyk5289
@ruannvannoordwyk5289 9 ай бұрын
@@masterplane9131 💀
@Concepcion30
@Concepcion30 7 ай бұрын
I can just imagine a line of those Egyptian men standing on the Nile getting themselves ready for that money shot. 😅
@fpostolache
@fpostolache 4 ай бұрын
🤣
@Gdhdjejgfsbh
@Gdhdjejgfsbh 2 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@carljhonson6593
@carljhonson6593 2 ай бұрын
So that explains the fertile of the Nile river 💀
@BigGuy10Points
@BigGuy10Points 8 ай бұрын
TIL: it was originally the Pe-Nile river.
@nami_0_0
@nami_0_0 8 ай бұрын
Lmao-
@guntherkozier5798
@guntherkozier5798 8 ай бұрын
Nah it was the original Soggy Biscuit game, loser drank the water 😭
@yogeshsivan570
@yogeshsivan570 8 ай бұрын
underrated
@taokiyari
@taokiyari 7 ай бұрын
bro
@sportcoatjoditv7148
@sportcoatjoditv7148 7 ай бұрын
This the best one so far, should have way more likes 😂 👍🏾
@PsylentSir
@PsylentSir 9 ай бұрын
*ONLY IN OHIO TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL WITH CARS*
@Brian_NascarFan
@Brian_NascarFan 9 ай бұрын
Bro that was not funny 💀💀 the Ohio joke is dead 😭😭😭
@Smilebyside00
@Smilebyside00 9 ай бұрын
​@@Brian_NascarFanno,ohio is joke 😂
@DRAGONFIREBG
@DRAGONFIREBG 9 ай бұрын
@@Brian_NascarFan bro can't we just agreed is a joke tho why u needa put up that ? 💀💀 Like many say Ohio joke is dead but they used to laught at it but now all bc of is a dead meme?
@richarddavis8863
@richarddavis8863 8 ай бұрын
As a West Virginian this doesn't surprise me at all, they're the WORST drivers. Whever I have to go there I get this "in the belly of the beast" feeling. Roads always under construction, tarps and cones rolling along like tumbleweeds, mothers pushing strollers down the emergency lane...
@bredsheeran2897
@bredsheeran2897 8 ай бұрын
The Ohio joke isn’t funny anymore
@Mom_Stealer_65
@Mom_Stealer_65 5 ай бұрын
The mona Lisa pointing should honestly be a meme
@scottcoley1906
@scottcoley1906 8 ай бұрын
And politicians decide what the streets will be named.
@tatsuyahiiragi416
@tatsuyahiiragi416 7 ай бұрын
Well, now that took a whole new turn
@fpostolache
@fpostolache 4 ай бұрын
They know why 🤣
@yamamaghey
@yamamaghey 9 ай бұрын
"What are you doing step pharaoh?" "Oh sht, I'm doing rituals... See... For the a uh... Harvest yeah (that's sounds about right)" "Oh... Mkay Go ahead"
@nicklasdantes2471
@nicklasdantes2471 8 ай бұрын
unfortunately, the step in that sentence is unnecessary
@yanganaperera8500
@yanganaperera8500 8 ай бұрын
OMG this shit funny asf
@Mog69420
@Mog69420 8 ай бұрын
​@@nicklasdantes2471🤓🤓🤓
@Wishful_thinking
@Wishful_thinking 8 ай бұрын
STEP PHARAOH 😭💀
@vonelgamer3071
@vonelgamer3071 8 ай бұрын
The pauses are on point
@Lookatmeh6969
@Lookatmeh6969 9 ай бұрын
The Crocs at the water's edge :👁️👄👁️ 📸🤨
@chrism8180
@chrism8180 7 ай бұрын
They're so perplexed they don't even think about eating them
@arturvasques3376
@arturvasques3376 6 ай бұрын
The meme:Excuse me what the actual f*ck are you doing in my house
@theplaceholder3
@theplaceholder3 8 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking those two drivers were gonna go their entire lives without driving near each other, and even then they STILL crash somehow while being the only two car owners in the state. Garbage drivers 💀
@lunarlightasmr4660
@lunarlightasmr4660 8 ай бұрын
Farmers today: we need more resources, subsidizing, crop land and workers! Egyptian Farmers thousands of years ago: Bring forth the *JIZZ*
@zacharyrutkowski1797
@zacharyrutkowski1797 9 ай бұрын
Yo the sound effect of squirting threw me off so bad…….I actually died 😂😂😂💀💀💀😭😭
@jacobparamus1229
@jacobparamus1229 9 ай бұрын
Bro recorded the actual sound
@DavidLopez-vc2tf
@DavidLopez-vc2tf 9 ай бұрын
How did you die? What you see? N we’re glad you are alive again 😢
@izanamiizanagi4293
@izanamiizanagi4293 9 ай бұрын
So many unborn child over there
@izanamiizanagi4293
@izanamiizanagi4293 9 ай бұрын
Same sound when you spill your drink in the pool tho😂
@johnmcg5865
@johnmcg5865 8 ай бұрын
Absolutely the same... at least he didn't use an 'awh yeah"😅
@larryriendeau
@larryriendeau 9 ай бұрын
Can confirm about California streets. One of the most prominent streets in our town is named after a local madam. Many other streets were subsequently named after popular ladies of the night. Later, developers noted the many streets with women’s names and furthered the tradition by naming streets after women family members, coworkers, etc.
@fabioasterix750
@fabioasterix750 8 ай бұрын
Italy here. Just outside Bergamo you can drive on the Strada Statale della Francesca
@pebblepod30
@pebblepod30 8 ай бұрын
FACINATING. And so now it's like they are calling their women family members & coworkers Whores! 😂
@mcarrowtime7095
@mcarrowtime7095 8 ай бұрын
@@fabioasterix750 I hope you realize that probably means nothing to people who don't feel like googling the history of whatever that is.
@AutismAunnie
@AutismAunnie 8 ай бұрын
What’s the street? And how do you know that? I feel like I heard about that second part before…
@larryriendeau
@larryriendeau 8 ай бұрын
@@AutismAunnie The street is called ‘Norma’. I don't believe she lived in our exact community, but rather in a nearby one. It's fairly well known, but I believe I've also read it in a local history book. I can't make an exact citation, as I learned it years ago. From what I understand, the practice was not uncommon in the Old West.
@rizkyagung997
@rizkyagung997 7 ай бұрын
"The water's just fine"
@onradioactivewaves
@onradioactivewaves 5 ай бұрын
Those sound effects were out of pocket😂
@aymericdeascalon4590
@aymericdeascalon4590 8 ай бұрын
Sure, when a pharaoh does it it's "religious", when I do it it's public indecency.
@Cookie-zd7ei
@Cookie-zd7ei 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@fpostolache
@fpostolache 4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 really ?! In public ?! 🤣
@olivashard8113
@olivashard8113 3 ай бұрын
Bruh 💀
@apersontonguecantell
@apersontonguecantell 2 ай бұрын
You haven't seen how Hindus celebrate holi naked dance.
@magnusthevaliant
@magnusthevaliant 9 ай бұрын
And then you take into account that the Egyptians worshipped the Nile as a goddess...
@mzmuzo678
@mzmuzo678 8 ай бұрын
That's some way of appreciation
@KayKay114
@KayKay114 8 ай бұрын
Probably why they did it. 🤷‍♀️
@NetarAlt
@NetarAlt 7 ай бұрын
the Egyptians *F WORD* the Nile
@Youkai_arts
@Youkai_arts 7 ай бұрын
Bro if some woman came to bath in the river . Wouldn't there be a good chance of a sperm entering her vagina and impregnating her ?
@abhrajitpaul6057
@abhrajitpaul6057 7 ай бұрын
☠️ Does it means they had sex with their goddess for good harvest?
@terrywatahi1203
@terrywatahi1203 7 ай бұрын
Not me drinking that water anymore 💀💀💀😢🤣🤣
@skylessadim
@skylessadim 8 ай бұрын
As a person that lives in California, there’s literally a street called Delphinium
@eljaminlatour6633
@eljaminlatour6633 9 ай бұрын
Living as an Egyptian sounds like an interesting life. I want to know the mathematics, harvest, calendars, and lives of the Pharaohs.
@longestvideoever
@longestvideoever 9 ай бұрын
Just dont be a slave.
@eljaminlatour6633
@eljaminlatour6633 9 ай бұрын
@@longestvideoever yep. That's one thing to keep in mind.
@unreliablenarratorz2772
@unreliablenarratorz2772 8 ай бұрын
Why do you think you would receive an audience with the pharaoh? You have to be a somebody
@Shahgdajbz
@Shahgdajbz 8 ай бұрын
You know not all Egyptians even know about those things, right? Most of them forgot about these kinds of things
@MarcanMC
@MarcanMC 8 ай бұрын
I only see good vibes here, going to the Nile with the boys and firing our cannons into the river
@whodat8048
@whodat8048 9 ай бұрын
Add to the two cars crashing into each other. Both were women and that was the start of the Stereotype
@user-lu1ji9ol3t
@user-lu1ji9ol3t 9 ай бұрын
😂 I was looking for this comment
@whodat8048
@whodat8048 9 ай бұрын
@@user-lu1ji9ol3t happy to assist 😁
@PassportBrosAndBlondeManWeaves
@PassportBrosAndBlondeManWeaves 9 ай бұрын
Funny because more men and teenagers cause more accidents especially in California
@ZnamTwojaMama101
@ZnamTwojaMama101 9 ай бұрын
All stereotypes have a teeny tiny grain of truth, even if they aren't accuratez they're usually based off something that happened. ( I don't support stereotypes)
@CarolinaBuckrush
@CarolinaBuckrush 8 ай бұрын
This is actually false and originally was said to see the inventor of the car hitting a tree or a post. The whole story is a result of many years of people playing telephone.
@nolshinguy09
@nolshinguy09 7 ай бұрын
No wonder the water tasted so damn salty during Cleopatra’s rule.
@user-ib7xp4gk9y
@user-ib7xp4gk9y 8 ай бұрын
Herodotus said "Egypt is the Gift of the Nile"
@jorrit_8292
@jorrit_8292 9 ай бұрын
The California thing is backwards, it used to be a thing in the adult industry where they got their "names" from the streets they lived on
@LuckyCharms777
@LuckyCharms777 7 ай бұрын
And here I thought they called her Main Street because every man in town had rode on her.
@I_dont_give_a_fuck983
@I_dont_give_a_fuck983 8 ай бұрын
me: who was thinking to swim in Nile be like 💀💀💀
@Jk-Tu-icey
@Jk-Tu-icey Ай бұрын
time travelers have a rude awakening waiting 7- am-9 am at the Niles when they arrive 😂
@harrycline985
@harrycline985 9 ай бұрын
The Ohio car part proves Milo Murphy's law "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"😂😂
@Miro.A.Mursu-
@Miro.A.Mursu- 9 ай бұрын
How do u even crash the only 2 cars in themselfs, HOW
@khurramali3634
@khurramali3634 9 ай бұрын
@@Miro.A.Mursu- they were both women that's how
@Miro.A.Mursu-
@Miro.A.Mursu- 9 ай бұрын
@@khurramali3634 Well that explains
@khurramali3634
@khurramali3634 8 ай бұрын
@@Miro.A.Mursu- it certainly does
@CarolinaBuckrush
@CarolinaBuckrush 8 ай бұрын
@@khurramali3634that’s actually incorrect and there no proof of this event as it was word of mouth and some stories it wasn’t even a head on collision and most stories have men said to be the drivers.
@timberjaw3877
@timberjaw3877 9 ай бұрын
As a certain funny lawyer once said: "Brandon Mayhew.... P U B L I C M * S T U R B * T I O N"
@Vollpfosten
@Vollpfosten 8 ай бұрын
"I understood that reference"
@bullballsallday
@bullballsallday 8 ай бұрын
I was born in the wrong time and place. Whenever I smoke meth and do "that" in the river, I always get arrested. 😞
@theworldmayneverknow3876
@theworldmayneverknow3876 8 ай бұрын
Getting the Nile pregnant is wild
@tylando313
@tylando313 8 ай бұрын
Ahmed: “What’s going on?” Asim: “Pharaoh’s at it down by the river again, he mentioned an even better harvest this year, he’s got his best harem helping him out.”
@tonythedonluciano
@tonythedonluciano 8 ай бұрын
Makes total sense now that Pretty Woman was filmed in California. They were paying homage! 😂
@AutismAunnie
@AutismAunnie 8 ай бұрын
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
@idrinkwineduringbattle
@idrinkwineduringbattle 8 ай бұрын
So basically every lady in Egypt would have bore a future Pharaoh, but never realised it
@NetarAlt
@NetarAlt 7 ай бұрын
If this happens, There will be a Competition that Who is the Legitamate Ruler of Egypt
@Seno_was_taken
@Seno_was_taken 7 ай бұрын
That wouldn't actually happen A sperm's life span outside the vagina or testicles is a couple of seconds
@lero_
@lero_ 7 ай бұрын
As Egyptian we drink from the nile river 24/7 for 7000 years till now no one got pregnant though 😅
@franky-bx8t
@franky-bx8t 7 ай бұрын
Never go swimming in the Nile 😂
@BagietkaYTofficall
@BagietkaYTofficall 8 ай бұрын
NEVER DRINK WATER FROM THE NILE
@jasonlopez3728
@jasonlopez3728 9 ай бұрын
What streets in California??
@la9104
@la9104 9 ай бұрын
Minna lane, Cora Street, Maiden Lane, Lucy Street
@thecountessofgreycastle7119
@thecountessofgreycastle7119 9 ай бұрын
Fairfax, Wilshire, Western, Normandy 😂😂😂
@ManuelAlvarez-od1nb
@ManuelAlvarez-od1nb 9 ай бұрын
Yes. What streets
@JimmieJoeSparky
@JimmieJoeSparky 9 ай бұрын
All of them! 🤔
@________Thatheis
@________Thatheis 9 ай бұрын
Melrose, Belmont, Blossom, Cuchie drive, Syphilis lane, Crabs rd, Drip place, Lick st...😂
@edwardmyers8782
@edwardmyers8782 9 ай бұрын
I watched a child's game show that asked the question of what Egyptians did when their cats died and they called that answer wrong clearly rigged.
@lost_warrior29
@lost_warrior29 8 ай бұрын
Nahhh I'm never swimming in the Nile River after hearing this💀
@roodergx6309
@roodergx6309 8 ай бұрын
damn they really fertilized soil with that
@deadstrings4488
@deadstrings4488 9 ай бұрын
The guy named Nile:
@NetarAlt
@NetarAlt 7 ай бұрын
That would been *G*
@dirtybill3107
@dirtybill3107 9 ай бұрын
Florence and Normandy....Who knew....
@mylamberfeeties875
@mylamberfeeties875 17 сағат бұрын
Totally explains every actress in hollywood 😂
@vanshgaming6544
@vanshgaming6544 8 ай бұрын
Thumbnail is the secret of channel growth
@sospecialkayofficial
@sospecialkayofficial 9 ай бұрын
That’s why we have the blue Nile… and the white Nile…
@Daniel-cz7kd
@Daniel-cz7kd 9 ай бұрын
sospecialkayofficial Don’t forget the Red Nile
@alankapelinski1511
@alankapelinski1511 9 ай бұрын
those people must've had testicular cancer@@Daniel-cz7kd
@obieditz1
@obieditz1 8 ай бұрын
​@@Daniel-cz7kdwhere women mens....💀
@NetarAlt
@NetarAlt 7 ай бұрын
​@@Daniel-cz7kdIt's Blood, Sea-man and Sweat
@user-zh3nf5is8y
@user-zh3nf5is8y 7 ай бұрын
I guess the pope didn’t want to talk without his lawyer present
@davidlamble4604
@davidlamble4604 8 ай бұрын
That is why it’s called The White Nile as opposed to The Blue Nile.
@grega9603
@grega9603 8 ай бұрын
Turns out the crystals found in the egyptian temple were actually JO crystals.
@MESSEDUPWORLD30
@MESSEDUPWORLD30 9 ай бұрын
WHATS WITH THE CRAZY VISUALS?? 😮😅😂
@IsaacSmelcZhan
@IsaacSmelcZhan 8 ай бұрын
Ai
@MESSEDUPWORLD30
@MESSEDUPWORLD30 8 ай бұрын
@@IsaacSmelcZhan AI. OH YOU MEAN BRAINWASHING TECHNOLOGY??? OKAY 👍 GOT IT FAM.
@neptuneful8
@neptuneful8 8 ай бұрын
bro was planting his own special seed
@cotton_editz
@cotton_editz 8 ай бұрын
The crocs are confused as hell 💀
@matchamusix
@matchamusix 8 ай бұрын
ig thats y the ocean is salty. it’s cuz of the sea-men
@rimurugluttony
@rimurugluttony 8 ай бұрын
That explains the sizes of the Nile crocodiles
@PsyQoBoy
@PsyQoBoy 8 ай бұрын
Peasant: Great lord we have a white stain on your robes. Pharaoh: Just wash that off in Nile.
@Wu_Tang_X
@Wu_Tang_X 7 ай бұрын
Lord Beerus’s owner must have the biggest eyebrows in history
@AbuBrainwash
@AbuBrainwash 9 ай бұрын
cslifornia love - dr dre and tupac
@SwaggyKitty101
@SwaggyKitty101 8 ай бұрын
How do you convict a dead person 💀💀
@robertclark5874
@robertclark5874 8 ай бұрын
Egypt was known as the breadbasket of the Roman empire because of it's fertile soil. I wonder if the Romans knew...
@lero_
@lero_ Ай бұрын
Little did they knew
@Candlelight780
@Candlelight780 8 ай бұрын
😣🖐️ "She belong to the streets" 😎👉 "The street belongs to her"
@paganizondasroadster1660
@paganizondasroadster1660 8 ай бұрын
The Ohio thing got me. Two cars and still crashed into each other 😂 😊
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
Not funny
@andreicocioran2948
@andreicocioran2948 7 ай бұрын
@KeyRey98 o rly?
@tsred9996
@tsred9996 7 ай бұрын
This happens OnLy iN OhiO
@Retrovorious
@Retrovorious 9 ай бұрын
What do you mean “won’t learn anywhere else”? I saw Sam O’nella’s pope video so I already know about the dug up pope.
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 7 ай бұрын
I am born and raised in SF. Makes so much sense now.
@deeboyadams3407
@deeboyadams3407 8 ай бұрын
Better not to swim in the Nile😂
@brentm8863
@brentm8863 8 ай бұрын
I didn’t realize Egyptians had a navy as well as had so much seamen in the Nile constantly swimming about lol.
@condorX2
@condorX2 9 ай бұрын
Who turn them on at the Nile?
@visualspark6308
@visualspark6308 9 ай бұрын
Each other
@user-gd6ou3mb1n
@user-gd6ou3mb1n 8 ай бұрын
"Mom, why is the blood white?"
@carljhonson6593
@carljhonson6593 2 ай бұрын
Hence the Nile is so fertile 💀
@TheTrollGod2
@TheTrollGod2 9 ай бұрын
" *TASTES WATER* ey hol up why does this water taste like.. cu-"
@bluecolour8889
@bluecolour8889 9 ай бұрын
OMG! Nile fact though.😂
@spgaming395
@spgaming395 8 ай бұрын
Some random Fisher in the nile : this fish taste weird !
@ghostyboy9469
@ghostyboy9469 6 ай бұрын
My man seeded the water thinking that’s how crop seeding works
@jefferyepstein9210
@jefferyepstein9210 8 ай бұрын
Having lived in Ohio I’m not the least bit surprised at the two cars fact.
@Seno_was_taken
@Seno_was_taken 7 ай бұрын
"Mom, why is the water white and sticky" Little did Jimmy know he just did his mom's favorite leasure activity
@ladyalicent705
@ladyalicent705 8 ай бұрын
The streets will decide your fate
@legitelf0058
@legitelf0058 8 ай бұрын
I do the first one all the time but instead of the Nile, it’s my bosses lunch
@Rakesh_2801
@Rakesh_2801 9 ай бұрын
Only in Ohio
@No-mt2ds
@No-mt2ds 8 ай бұрын
im gonna touch you
@corneliusbarnacles
@corneliusbarnacles 8 ай бұрын
i will shit in your mailbox lil bro
@brent2976
@brent2976 8 ай бұрын
Drivers in Ohio have not got any better.
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
Not funny
@sophisticatedluna6503
@sophisticatedluna6503 8 ай бұрын
@@KeyRey98 it's funny
@tazzamanaka725
@tazzamanaka725 7 ай бұрын
@@sophisticatedluna6503it’s not
@sophisticatedluna6503
@sophisticatedluna6503 7 ай бұрын
@@tazzamanaka725 funny
@Friedbacongod
@Friedbacongod 11 күн бұрын
First one got me laughing
@kanekiken9809
@kanekiken9809 7 ай бұрын
"Tonight on SMNN😭😭"
@BlackestPanther
@BlackestPanther 9 ай бұрын
She don't just belong to the streets.....she IS the streets!
@akadirnilavane2861
@akadirnilavane2861 9 ай бұрын
Super explanation!
@sinchanroy211
@sinchanroy211 8 ай бұрын
No one : Nile on a certain date : OHHH YEEAAHHH GIVE ITT TO MEEEEHHH!!! COME ON ME BABIESS!!
@techturd1519
@techturd1519 3 ай бұрын
man i feel like swimming in the nile now
@santhoshnair4170
@santhoshnair4170 9 ай бұрын
I loved the car crash in ohio😂😂😂
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
Not funny
@eniwatches
@eniwatches 8 ай бұрын
​@@KeyRey98 you literally replied ""Not funny" to anyone who made a joke about Ohio🤧🤧🤧
@KeyRey98
@KeyRey98 8 ай бұрын
@@eniwatches Ohio Is dead
@andreicocioran2948
@andreicocioran2948 7 ай бұрын
Ohio is a state that is still somewhat popular, far from being deadd.
@hilljackzack7284
@hilljackzack7284 8 ай бұрын
As an Ohio resident I can confirm we can still have car accidents with only two cars on the road in the entire state!
@rebuilted-gk1xr
@rebuilted-gk1xr 7 ай бұрын
"Origin of marmaids"
@BambinaSaldana
@BambinaSaldana 8 ай бұрын
"Yes, pasta fazool, I am a fool."
@blank2194
@blank2194 9 ай бұрын
If you're having a hard time in your life, remember that God is with you right by your side, so always remember that you're never alone and never give up for God is always with you even in your hardest times and always pray.
@harrycline985
@harrycline985 9 ай бұрын
Thanks alot 😮
@ahmedahsrafgado187
@ahmedahsrafgado187 9 ай бұрын
WTF?!! what are your sources??????
you laugh, you restart
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