Weird Religions, Ghost Stories, and Smashing Spirits | Dudes Behind the Foods Ep. 102

[@joelbc1]

0:00 - Policygenius Ad 1:03 - Draft Kings Casino Ad 2:35 - Intro - English is Hard 4:25 - Spending Money & Japanese P0rn 10:24 - Bottle Service & Strip Clubs 12:18 - Gambling 14:14 - Loud People in Public & Comedy has Changed 17:46 - Policygenius Ad 19:28 - Vegan Cookie Taste Test 25:00 - Santa Claus & Spoken Word 27:47 - Weird Religions & Youth Camps 34:07 - Draft Kings Casino Ad 35:39 - Weird Religions cont. 38:11 - Religious Schools 41:08 - Something is Off in the Air & First Responders 46:20 - Surgery 48:13 - Dreams & Ghost Stories 51:26 - Wild Spirits 58:18 - Outro

[@Emstrawb3rry]

“Heyyy Ricky Shucks” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@peachkittyyy]

i love starting off my mondays driving to work while listening to dudes behind the foods!

[@jt3.]

TIM YOU GOTTA MAKE THE SPOKEN WORD INTO SHORTS. The ruff and purrfect segment was pure gold loool i’m dying

[@Pichu0123]

The puns had me dying 🤣this podcast is the highlight of every Monday

[@mikecolts21]

Just woke up and turned on the podcast right away! Happy Monday!! 🙌🏾

[@jessicaw_on]

I freakin’ LOVE Dudes Behind The Foods!!! But specifically David & Tim PERIODT. Great episode!❤

[@SoMixedUp]

I laughed so hard when Tim was legit mad at David for not letting him guess too on the cookies 😂😂😂😂. “The fuck is wrong with you”

[@T.Dee28]

I’m gonna need more preachings from you guys! I started going to church after 21 years of not attending and that was spot on 😂😂 the church of Tim and David! Have you talked about your youth pastor days, David? That’s crazy lol

[@harleyhex6097]

The whole Cat/Dog preaching, had me, like Amen. 🙌 😂

[@CarlosReyes-nq9by]

This was one of the funnest episodes ever lmao I bursted out laughing so many times at work 🤣

[@sunnyricebun]

Sup nerds, I'm early as hell

[@Zonked85]

Tim and David are always funny, but this episode in particular had me laughing so damn loud people were looking at me like I was crazy.

[@dexterjack6053]

Woah woah woah send foods podcast drop at the same time as yall! i aint getting no work done today bruh

[@Vin_Dre]

lol the segment of spoken word was gold.

[@alchemyax]

I love the ghost stories. You guys should talk about it more 😂.

[@mindylao5257]

My body is crinkled up due to all the chills from the spoken word 😂

[@iankobe]

There needs to be a Robin cam!!!

[@alyssea6527]

I’m a Mexican catholic so I heard that in Spanish and English weddings were the longest 😂

[@kimt7803]

HAPPY MONDAY 🥳

[@Laserfiree]

This was my favorite one EVER 😂

[@DamnAwesome]

Fire episode the ghost talk was funny af!

[@tonynacion]

22:39 DAVID DEEP VOICE

[@yeahman1756]

lmfao davidso and tim's professional voice tone on them sponsor ads.. hahahah😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@shaylynnluckyy]

Lol I know Tim & David be joking but sometimes they be preaching 😂😂😂

[@peachhazel7865]

😂😂😂

[@justjo510]

The word that i fd up last summer was chaise (like for a sofa) i was on the ph with the delivery guy talkin bout is the sha-eese detachable? He said maam? The chase?? Lol i just said mmhm 😂😂😭💀

[@BBAM3rd]

oh the ghost stories, hmong culture has a ton. we are told to not give them attention so it doesnt follow you home. there was this one time where my sisters body was numb. the reason being is that a spirit was thinking that her body was theirs and we had to ward it off

[@BlackMatrix-pl4fe]

what types of paranormal stuff does hmong culture have aside from ghosts? in the cambodia, they have something called "ahp" which is a woman who's body at night time splits in half and she starts flying around

[@BBAM3rd]

@@BlackMatrix-pl4fe we also have tigers disguised at people. reason being is that we lived in hills in asia where tigers live around that area. they would trick you into following them and them eating you. we also have like superstitions and such

[@dielit300]

@@BlackMatrix-pl4fethis is something similar we have in the Philippines called the Manananggal. Vampire that splits in half and preys on pregnant women

[@rdsanantonio]

the word that haunts me for pronouncing it wrong when reading it is paradigm. I will think about this failure for the rest of my life 😭

[@justjo510]

Don't feel bad sis, I never even heard that word before 😂😂😂

[@rdsanantonio]

@@justjo510 hahaha I appreciate you. this is the kind of support we all need

[@justjo510]

@@rdsanantonio 😄🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@tiffanyp7670]

I think I have a ghost in my house. I tell them, "I don't care if you're here. Just don't bother anyone. We can all live in peace and harmony"😂😂😂

[@dannyle9121]

I fucking hateeeee when my hair grows past my ears 😭 dudes behind the foods getting me through my 12 hour shift

[@carlymx6326]

David's Schwarzenegger impression doesnt get enough credit 🤣🤣🤣 makes me crack up everytime

[@victoriagrullon2620]

David ! Maybe the word was hegemony??? I remember that shit in history used to mess me up

[@justjo510]

Why did I pronounce that hella Korean in my head? 😅😅 I only speak English 😂😂😭😭

[@RunVarisRun]

Coochie punches in exchange for head is wild as hell 😂😂😂😂

[@juandeloera9924]

D-d-doo doo behind the dudes

[@tonynacion]

22:44 A Y O

[@_prpldrm_]

Y’all really helping me burn more calories because I watch this while I do cardio & the laughing gotta be doin something 😂 even have to stop my workout sometimes to catch my dam breath 💀

[@44musicgroup21]

Spoken word had me cryingggg at work 😂😂😂😂

[@ShinParkFFXIV]

I need sketch with pastor David and pastor Tim

[@alicescott4260]

Here I I'm cooking and laughing loads 😂

[@vibecerra1234]

I WOULD GO TO TIMS CHURCH....HE KNOWS HOW TO PREACH..😅😅😂😂😂 LIFE IS RUFF...LIFE IS RUHHHFF!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 CAN I GETTA AMEN!!

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

Good morning y’all

[@jimmyvongmusic]

the priest speech about dogs fucking killed me dawg

[@alexpereda436]

Tim looking like a lil angry bird with that hat 😆

[@elenalopez5847]

I love listening to your podcast! I have a suggestion hopefully, you guys will see my comment! But you guys should have a shaman in the Hmong community. Come as a Guest, and tell you their experience with their shaman journey. I think it will be interesting to have you guys listen and learn about it.

[@centr0]

LMAO “fully unpixelated”

[@WhatTheKink]

Might have missed someone else already telling y’all but the PSA you’re talking about was on a Band-aids commercial.

[@SteadyRock91]

Y’all crazy, got me dying in the car ride to work every week

[@JusNuncle]

Hahahaha love how you guys flipped that ghost scenario 😂

[@fixietang92]

Whaaa didn't know Tim went to bishop mont! Shout out knights!

[@mouakim]

@ 27:00 Lmfaooo wtf am I listening to? Hahahah

[@izzo231]

DC Talk - In The Light 😂😂😂

[@CamCadie]

I only listen this podcast in hopes of them both doing spoken words. 😂

[@T2Designgaming]

we're in there

[@musiqnlove]

This ain’t over Tim. If my brain can remember to find at least a video a day to ask about the script, remind me to remind u to remember in these comments. The script Tim! We gonna watch once u make it. Think about the numbers it’ll do. Good movie equals good money. U like a good bag. SCRIPT = BIG BAG.

[@MaxPayne909]

I'm not sure if it's the design or the colors used but whenever that Policygenius ad comes up, my brain reads it as "penguins." 😅

[@ChavaYang]

Lmfao! Go to 55:58

[@janidang90]

Veyda gonna troll Uncle David from here on out 😜 #giggles #fromAKwithlove

[@johnnychu3869]

Off air I think these two are so close they fart in front of each other lol

[@berserk____1878]

🔥🔥🔥

[@baowow_]

Ayo david, lemme scare you. Apparently when I was 3, I used to talk to my "imaginary friend" in the closet in the house I used to live in. I apparently told my parents that he was beaten by his mom and my parents freaked out because they never used to hit us. Turns out I was talking to the little boy who previously lived in the house before us, he died in a car accident and it was true that his mom used to abuse him. All confirmed by the neighbor via my mom and our parents moved us the HELL out after that

[@isaiahpavlik1430]

From 25:28 to 27:48........I freaking hated every part of that......LOVE the rest of the pod......BUT FUCK. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@pjkim6588]

its actually die asspora lmao

[@tackywacky99]

Robyn naassttyy 🤪

[@midguy4265]

Oh my god im spiritual and smashed ghosts before in dreams and while awake. With a demon it just felt like a great itch that doesnt annoy you on it

[@Richardarbizo]

Could just listen to a podcast of Tim and Joe talking about porn for an hour😂

[@meraribonilla9561]

David**

[@Richardarbizo]

@@meraribonilla9561 joe jitsukawa definitely knows porn better than David

[@meraribonilla9561]

@Richardarbizo Joe's not on here. And knowing more pork isn't something to brag about . By Jesus loves u

[@Richardarbizo]

@@meraribonilla9561 aight bro

[@kylebalsdon985]

"Brains are cool dawg"

[@jay_ramona]

I just be liking everybody’s “Good morning!” “Happy Monday” comments

[@eeeeee3057]

I was expecting to hear about David’s wedding 😢

[@NeonKue]

“Minus well” instead of “Might as well” 🙃

[@CuongChanster]

Hallelujah!! Praise the Lord!!!

[@navseal345]

👍👍

[@shaqwaniawilliams5301]

You all are funny, but why does the wife got to get hit for? What if it was a male ghost who punched 👊 yall in the balls 3 times a night. Like right when you are fresh out of the shower or ready to sleep? That would be funny😂😂🤔😆😆.

[@Vincisomething]

The mass at the Christian school I went to was boring lol

[@TheEckoEcho]

I found out the voice for the hentai female are dudes voice 😮😮😮

[@essgee4225]

IM THE FIRST PERSON TO VIEW WHATS GOOD VATO

[@brayanmorales4737]

Just speak into tge mic David

[@user-pd9ju5dk5s]

Catholicism is Christian. In fact, it was the original mass form of Christianity. It's just not Protestant Christianity.

[@Timothy]

I know! Shit still weird!

[@M3NTALiZ]

c'mon pastor Tim and Pastor David! I'd be more religious if y'all were leading the service lol and not y'all tryna fool with some succubus lmao

[@pebblez_]

555

[@heatherduke4545]

Like I know you guys know that Catholicism is still Christianity But it cracked me up every time you said "I'm not a Catholic I'm a Christian" Like what the heck breed of Christians are you guys? 😂 You have to pick a brand dudes

[@shara4235]

💙🤎🖤

[@kirameki7331]

Too quiet for a podcast... 😅

[@Sanjanaa_C]

Interim?

[@gindginnest3336]

_==_

[@vinuevang6687]

STFU with the spoken words Tim. Love yall tho

[@NaMe-wd3pk]

Love you guys but I gotta skip the spoken word section from now on. It was funny the first couple times, now it’s just corny 😅 still love you guys 😊

[@lamma746]

Nah it’s too funny. At this point it’s a constant bit and they’re pretty good at it.

[@izzo231]

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