Weird Splatoon Merch

[@MeloniestNeon]

Nintendo being such an immensely greedy company yet somehow refusing to admit that yes, selling their millions of pieces of JP-only merch world-wide or even just to EU and USA would, in fact, return over double their shipping costs due to how ravenously we would buy their products. _Please man I just want a silly splatoon water gun is that too much to ask?_

[@Tima89fr]

he got a point

[@GardenAsada]

Too much to ask from Nintendo... Sadly😢

[@sonicrunn3r895]

I guess they don't see the value of it because an overwhelming majority of Splatoon fans are Japanese unfortunately. But all they have to do is bring over the plushies…

[@Doopyhpp]

Maybe they just wont get enough money from these markets because splatoon is way more popular in japan

[@Josuh]

Why even bother though, if it works for them it works lol just gonna have to cope

[@may0nade]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Nintendo would make BANK if they made those pens with the animals on top that have eyes that pop out of their heads when you squeeze them but with Little Buddy

[@GardenAsada]

I'd buy three instantly

[@may0nade]

@@GardenAsada ME TOO

[@fa1r3tal32]

Id literally buy the whole stock

[@cottonfetti5509]

As soon as the pink off brand squid Furby is made on Etsy my life will be complete. No but actually Etsy is REALLY cool with their Nintendo merch. Grizzco stuff especially. ITS ALL SO FREAKING CUTEE AAAAAAAA

[@_murdocisking_]

It’s a shame most of the cool stuff isn’t based in the uk so the shipping doubles the price 😔

[@dreaming_aria]

I can vouch at 10:51 except I chose an octoling crochet plush for my Splatoon OC and the shop owner is very friendly and talented! They keep you updated and help if you have any concerns! I would totally recommend if you’d like your character in real life! ❤️

[@GardenAsada]

I might have to buy one myself!

[@LemonnNote]

The bald Marina plush reminds me of something the official Marina plush has, there's a spot behind her bangs thats just totally bald, like, its also being covered by her headphones, but she still has a bald spot.

[@mysterionz]

7:50 there was also a small fry plush produced for an ichiban Kuji splatoon 3 event where that was the last prize that would be received if the customer bought the last ticket. It scares me and gives me nightmares

[@loser69210]

the TOMY one rattled me to my core 😭😭😭

[@loser69210]

it's not in the video but it's in the thumbnail

[@DaltonFan28]

I totally agree that if Nintendo wants to have a better marketplace for Splatoon merch, they should bring a good portion of their JP products to EU and the US. And as a side note, I recognize some of the manufacturers that make these merch items featured in this video such as Sanei, JAKKS Pacific, and TOMY because of PatMac. I've been watching his content for years.

[@GardenAsada]

Yeah definitely... Also Patmac is a great channel!

[@courier2353]

Did you actually end up buying the cursed glasses?😂 Also the robot voice made for a funny introduction to such a beautifully made character!

[@GardenAsada]

Thanks! Glad you thought it was funny, I was hoping it work well for the meantime. Also no, not I might buy them.

[@D11187]

No I have this video playing in the background and as soon as I heard you say yep that's Marina .... I immediately turned around to look at my TV

[@teffley2766]

I found these weird little splatoon 2 'ink' packets at an asian mart last week. They were clear and had a really weird texture, but i found them super yummy!

[@sweetteabag]

I actually own a bald Marina. She's really funny looking but I'm glad I bought her for 10 dollars! And the first sticker collection that he looked at I own too lol

[@Budgie_Films]

When you showed that the Mochi Mochi plushes were discounted I instantly bought one!

[@GardenAsada]

Same! Went back and got some stuff that was on the cheap side

[@Budgie_Films]

@@GardenAsada Awesome 👍

[@superplushfilm]

Great video and the amount of Splatoon merch is insane

[@acecantdraw]

I’ve bought a few Amiibo cards off either Etsy or Ebay (I can’t remember) and the first ones were actually really cool, OTH cards with renders of the actual amiibo figures in boxes in front of a themed background on one side. The next set was for the SS, it was just small circular stickers of their faces on one side. Not as good as the last set, but not bad. The next one however, it’s a blank white card with “inkling girl pink” written in sharpie on one side. I love how every time I order them they get progressively worse.

[@CephalopolisFan_Official]

I have that sticker collection and one of the Callie and Marie stickers were from a WEIRD comic that I saw on deviantart. (Callie and Marie had a baby together. They are COUSINS)

[@angelathania5313]

WHAT

[@DaniMarieOf2010]

WHY HOW

[@ahhh6328]

Man i wish ghere was so much more splatoon merch world wide and in general, i can think of so many ways you could make cool stuff with it especially with all the logos and designs that come from it. İn the uk it can be hard to get anything more than an amiibo and the plush from amazon

[@GardenAsada]

Same, more Splatoon merch that's affordable be really nice.

[@mysterionz]

I have a shirt with the squid sisters on it that has Callie with a green outline and Marie with a pink line.. I also have a shirt with two inklings surrounded by jellyfish and the female inkling is wearing a shirt and shoes that don’t exist in game.

[@GardenAsada]

I have a sweater with the Splatoon 2 salmon run promotional renders on it and that's it for Splatoon clothes

[@MrMalix]

I’m ngl, now I’m looking at some of the etsy fan merch, it looks really cool…

[@GardenAsada]

That's half the reason I made the video; more people needed to see this stuff!

[@telluride3577]

DON'T mess with us Splatoon fans, we have no money and all the merch!

[@yinyangyt8749]

I have some Splatoon merch but I find that most of the ways to get your hands on them is online

[@guydo8191]

:asadapog: you finally wrote my name right, congratoulations for that achivment but i wonder how quickly clothing that exists in Splatoon would sell in JP or global, i honestly would instantly go get myself the ZEKO Hoodie if i could, well i can buy it on like 3rd party websites, but quality and cost there is a suggestion and not the rule xd

[@XU-dd1cv]

7:45 he's seen the horrors

[@HeartbreakHaunter]

Finally, been waiting for a vid like this!!

[@yourmum6528]

Those Ita Inktank backpacks are SO good, but they're unavailable to be bought currently as the first wave is shipping, they've said they'll do a second wave.. but MAN T_T

[@GardenAsada]

I'll be looking out for the second wave to say the least!

[@yourmum6528]

​@@GardenAsadaYesssss, they look SO good! Especially with how you can put pins and stuff in em!

[@lilacflapjacks]

I have one from the very first wave of bags and they're so spacey :))

[@Camphreneas]

One of the most saddest things about being a Splatoon fan is that I can’t get Nintendo’s official (and authentic) merch relating to the game, due to how strictly region-locked they are. I WANT MY SPLATOON FIGMA FIGURES *_DAMNIT!_*

[@GardenAsada]

Region-locking consoles then merch😭

[@Eeveefan3]

Great video. Keep it up!

[@GardenAsada]

Thanks!

[@TheRealKingDedede]

I have a love hate relationship with Etsy. I love everything I find there and hate that I can’t afford any of it

[@sonicrunn3r895]

I'm 100% going onto Etsy to see if there's anything cool I really wanna get, and also to set the future goals of getting a custom plushie of one or a few of my characters!

[@HELLNICE]

3:18 MFWOOM, READ IT OFF THE TOMB

[@evilyoshimaster]

If you want to do another video, I would check out the Sanrio Off The Hook plushies. The Marina one is BAD, but in a way entirely unique to any other plush I've seen.

[@krash1220]

Yeah. The whole situation is incredibly angering, apparently Nintendo was like "hey don't do that" but Sanrio did it anyway, which is so disrespectful on so many different levels.

[@evilyoshimaster]

@@krash1220 Didn't know that, also don't spoil why it's bad, if by some miracle this gets seen, I want the plush to be a suprise.

[@j.corbygaming]

Amazing work as always!

[@RyneMcKinney]

Literally all of the clothes in the games could be real merch

[@Azu-bv1rc]

They did make merch of the clothes, but sadly, it’s jp only.

[@widerekxxanimations6842]

1:56 as someone that has read most of the manga, I can say that it is... Somthing to say the least...

[@shacktfolf2480]

I actually got some things from Etsy, like the golden egg marble. It's actually super cute!

[@GardenAsada]

They do look adorable!

[@SkullZie]

Same, im still waiting for my orders to come! I ordered a while ago, way before this video Its so surreal to me that this video came after it, im even more excited getting my packages now😭🥺✨️

[@lilymoon4]

2:32 I OWN THESE! They're actually super hilarious

[@bubblegumcookie_]

I own a baldrina because I love off the hook so god damn much that I bought bootlegs off of Amazon cuz I’m not waiting for almost a year for the official one. I glued her wig on though so

[@GardenAsada]

Gotta do what you gotta do for Splatoon merch

[@bubblegumcookie_]

@@GardenAsada fr, times be tough if you wanna get sploon merch while living in America

[@DigitalDusty]

@@bubblegumcookie_ nyehehehehe I found your comment! >:3 /silly

[@bubblegumcookie_]

@@DigitalDusty DIGI????

[@lt6500]

Ngl I love the manga but please I want a splatoon water gun

[@torrent3997]

7:26 are we going to talk about this!? 😂

[@Kk-lt1hs]

OMG I LITERALLY WAS JUST WATCHING SPLATOON MERCH STUFF AND U POSTEDDDD YAYYY

[@SkullZie]

This is so cool cuz ive been buying splatoon merch too, i didnt know there was also gonna be a video too almost right after i purchased them all🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@mysterionz]

I have another shirt that says stay fresh with two inklings, one holding a splat charger and the other holding a roller.. the girl has an orange shirt on that doesn’t exist in game

[@Fritzwasherewoaa]

I have the bootleg smallfry, hes a bit silly

[@donbototo5068]

i love so much my bald marina

[@ShoukerX]

I hate that KZbin stopped recommend me your videos for no reason, there great

[@GardenAsada]

Sub buttons right there😆; jokes aside, thanks a ton! I'm glad you like them!

[@foxycat7959]

I once saw a t shirt on Amazon that was just Pearl and Marina hentai

[@GardenAsada]

Yikes. Amazon isn't even safe 😓

[@ian66yager]

I want the octo shot with purple ink so baaaaadd!! & the crochet player plush!!

[@SkullZie]

I got loads of splatoon merch on etsy, i favorited abt 450 different and amazing things i found.. its insane, the amount of good stuff u can find there🥺🥺✨️🥺✨️🥺✨️

[@TheConductor...]

4:30 why are the controllers and main switch part facing different directions 😭 9:24 this is the exact person I plan on buying a kensa Dynamo from lol

[@lilacflapjacks]

I really want either the aerospray or the eliter from them!!

[@MothcatAsh]

I love your png character It's so cuuute!!

[@GardenAsada]

Thanks!!

[@samblehhhhh]

If I get older and get the moneys, I will be investing in a life sized e-liter

[@ShadowFox_fr]

6:23 ngl this cosplays are actually pretty cool

[@EmoHedgeie2006]

epic video, i'm subbing

[@warmaniac989]

6:46 ‘I’m mad cuz I can’t see my forehead’

[@juicepox_x]

4:47 shes so ugly, I love her

[@nyx869]

4:28 THEY PUT THE CONTROLERS ON WRONG

[@LuigiInYourWalls48]

11:55 SML REFERENCE???

[@shark_girl]

no because the first thing you clicked on was litterally sitting right next to me- XD

[@GardenAsada]

That's funny

[@15cola]

7:43 i have this plushie! he looks just as fucked up in real life & he is my beloved son

[@GardenAsada]

I kinda want to buy it to be frank. It's freakish-ness is endearing.

[@pls_stap_]

Damn I really want the life-size weapons lmao! Btw great vid as always! Also, I think the discord link is broken lol. May we have the link again lol

[@GardenAsada]

I do one day discord links to keep the server small; I'll put a new one this time though because why not 🤗

[@pls_stap_]

@@GardenAsada Thank you!!!

[@janmonster2XxXx]

13:18 if wondering this plushie is a bootleg of an pushie artist design but I couldn’t remember the name tho or even find the reply in plush of the day post if anyone know the artist name please reply!

[@whoisky09]

Weirdly enough, Khols has Splatoon Merch 😂

[@VoxelChaos]

This looks like a banger video Edit: it was

[@woomiiakarandomveemo5933]

i love your sona character i want to look like them

[@dreadwr1nger]

the bald marina plushies are the best

[@supercappy1003]

Are you gonna do a review of the stuff you bought

[@rebeccalotto8001]

i have a set of splatoon joycon caps

[@bluemario5266]

Morshu merch when

[@stupidenby]

1:19 i bought that once, it never arrived. i contacted amazon about it and by the time they got back to me it was past the refund date :(

[@spikeabug]

I have the squid plush actually

[@WillowFaded]

I want a real life kensa octobrush

[@shikabaneconga]

youre worried about saying "booey" but you literally said "im a slug" and it very much sounded like "im a s1ut*

[@zubias6002]

The lego things look so cursed and so cute i need it❤💀

[@GardenAsada]

100% 😂

[@zubias6002]

@@GardenAsada I would get it but I just spent my money on tears of the kingdom 😔😔😔😔😔

[@PsychiaJ]

11:03 LOL I WAS ALSO SQUEALING ALL OVER THE PLACE SEEING MORE UNIQUE SPLATOON MERCH WDYM DISAGREE

[@Drake_Waffle]

2:16 I actually own that, it's a pretty cool gun

[@GardenAsada]

I want one even if I ragged on it a little😅

[@celica3266]

i still want to get the splatoon 1 and haikara walker art book, i already have splatoon 2 and 3 art book fr fr

[@GardenAsada]

Wait the Splatoon 3 art book is available?? I'm behind!

[@celica3266]

@@GardenAsada only in japan, i got it from playasia, lol

[@GardenAsada]

Oh... Yeah... Sounds about right😭

[@MrFourchords]

I was about and I saw the like number go up before I clicked it- guess I'm not the only one watching right now

[@FireyMario06]

I have that splatoon hat

[@gymwrecker202]

BALDRINA

[@joelsytairo6338]

Why does this inkling have collar bones

[@Thefry399]

7:45 man what they do to me

[@jesusmaciel7905]

Sandwich 3

[@stoopid4724]

rig the silly fashion show so i end up with the worst rating NOW. cuz yes

[@TheRatWhoLived]

Nintendo is stupid to only sell most in Japan

[@dededenova4098]

oh so that's why they're wearing a collar 11:41 :|

[@BooTube5]

10k For Garden Asada to get Octoshot?

[@GardenAsada]

Perhaps if not maybe 15k since they're so pricey😆

[@BooTube5]

Fair enough

[@elnic_kai]

give me my slime slug plush

[@GardenAsada]

Maybe one day I'll have a plush😭

[@mira_boo7223]

I want to put the egg in my mouth 9:38 It looks so edible

[@sbird777]

Do temu