weird that it happened twice

Right and left brain having a playful discussion
And Paul’s presentation had me rolling so enjoy
Smartypants, Season 1, Episode 4
Dropout
Paul Robalino, Rekha Shankar
Fantasy High: Junior Year, Season 3, Dimension 20, Dropout
Adventuring Party
All Pulp No Juice
Brennan Lee Mulligan, Ally Beardsley, Lou Wilson, Emily Axford, Brian Murphy, Siobhan Thompson, Zac Oyama
Dungeons and Dragons, DnD, Critical Role, Gilear Faeth, Fabian Aramais Seacaster, Improv

[@Com-rad]

Nothings funnier than going “I see some people nodding” when everybody is mad at you

[@baileywright729]

To be fair, Grant was nodding. However, as a counter point, Grant isn't a person.

[@thatshirleylee]

PAUL SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED THAT IT'LL STILL BE WET. THERE'S STILL JUICE

[@russellfisher1303]

Just a little bit of juice though.

[@Rkt206]

Don’t worry it will feel really good.

[@juscebola]

All pulp some juice

[@mordicaiknode]

Why was this my exact reaction!

[@raf.raf.]

Just a sort of slick coating of juice

[@sunnybloom7272]

First thought when he showed that slide and I screamed in disgust and laughter and wtf. ALL PULP. NO JUICE. It has been declared.

[@22bens2]

ALL PULP NO JUICE

[@stevencooper564]

Just describing the All Pulp no Juice joke to my partner made her shrivel in disgust. Fucking immortal bit.

[@cactusjuice8739]

I have been aware of Paul's existence in the CH and Dropout company for a while, but this is honestly the most I have ever heard him speak. Imagine that this unsuspecting man was THIS insane the whole time was not something I was prepared for.

[@debran940]

He was on dirty laundry and it was quite unhinged as well.

[@mordicaiknode]

@@debran940 someone else said that too; I'm going to have to look for it, I know I missed some episodes!

[@debran940]

@@mordicaiknode it's in the first season, the episode with Trapp, Brennan and Amy!

[@phantafan7965]

@@debran940 Without a doubt the best episode for me. So many memorable moments.

[@vincentgeiszler3749]

That’s probably why he’s never allowed on any shows /j

[@SuperAdventuretime10]

“Now first of all, I don’t mean to brag, but I am gay” *round of applause* Happy pride y’all, that made me laugh so hard

[@JoshityJosh]

And a salute 🫡

[@SuperAdventuretime10]

@@JoshityJoshthe only thing that would’ve made that part better is if Paul had clicked the button and there was just a slide that said “I am gay”, completely irrelevant to the plot 😂

[@IcyDragonPolaris]

"This is the future the liberals want"

[@violet7773]

4:44 no one's going to mention "is it still painful to come?"? What do you mean STILL??? Do you need to see a doctor I don't think it's supposed to hurt

[@anegg9731]

yeah thats something

[@kingtut5154]

In the original context it makes more sense, this was asked way later in the presentation, and the question before was asking "is it still painful to give birth", and this was a joke follow up question.

[@travisperkins9920]

Can you feel it wriggling around inside the testicles? And how many do you have at a time?

[@schnoz2372]

My interpretation was "in this scenario, would the rules still apply so that it hurts, or do we have specialized appendages that can withstand a spworm?"

[@fidget0227]

We evolutionary biologists call this “convergent evolution.” It implies it’s the ideal concept.

[@midnightumbrmoon3644]

That’s how the pokemon wiglett came to be funnily enough (look up wiglett and I promise you will be entertained. It is somehow relevant to your comment and the video)

[@schnoz2372]

@@midnightumbrmoon3644so does this imply that dugtrio also wraps itself around orey and and takes jt underground

[@50stressballs58]

⁠​⁠@@midnightumbrmoon3644oh god I forgot about wiglett (how could I ever forget about wiglett????)

[@iceran9822]

the very important distinction is that one is ALL pulp NO juice and the other one still comes out wet

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

Powdered sperm

[@mattveslino252]

Reminder that Paul, spworm man, "compare with friends" man, is one of the foremost producers at Dropout who's actively involved in the production of several shows. I give him a pass for this crime against humanity, I was laughing HYSTERICALLY the whole time

[@phantafan7965]

Honestly, I can't recall any other dropout moment that made me laugh quite as hard and as long as that one did.

[@genuineinterest]

Paul Robalino is a GEM. I've loved his energy even in just the BTS videos of Game Changer and to see that bias validated immediately is great. I'm glad we all love him so much

[@SilverCyan]

the way they WHIPPED around to look at Grant

[@four1629]

paul's presentation is my favorite so far for the sheer insanity of the bit and the way it makes me and everyone else so deeply uncomfortable

[@AfatterMan2]

The whole bit is very funny but the wild swing from giant sperm to ‘something with plasma’ had me laughing so fucking hard. Such an awesome bit

[@noway377]

I'm most disturbed by "fish it out" imagine being the woman in this situation, and you have a worm sized sperm wiggling around inside you, and your boyfriend as to fish it out with his fingers. The imagery is making my skin crawl. 😭😭😭

[@SuperAdventuretime10]

Ally’s scream of anguish when murph first says “so much pulp in that juice” is EXACTLY my emotion state when I first heard it 😂

[@travisdabis9805]

My roommate and i started chanting ALL PULP NO JUICE before he said the spworm part

[@Gabrielle-Bee]

Same with me and my gf!!

[@kyleshalaev1125]

Love the ISAT profile pic! Also same.

[@kalten1380]

The way Rekha swings her legs laughing is hilarious

[@russellfisher1303]

Now they are obligated to make spworm/all pulp merch, Maybe a plushy.

[@AlyssaRicks]

nah that's foul, I'll take 3

[@abbakarenina]

it’s gotta be wet tho

[@russellfisher1303]

@@abbakarenina “almost all pulp, alittle bit of juice” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

[@patcat1276]

plushy goes crazy and i would buy it

[@alecLogan]

@@russellfisher1303 Rather than “juice, with pulp” it’s “pulp, with juice”

[@PeteQuaint]

If I had a spworm every time someone talk about swimmers on dropout I would have two spworm, which isn’t a lot but it’s upsetting because I had to kill a spworm twice

[@ineeddeath6354]

I will die happy if I never have to hear the word spworm ever again

[@Glaycier]

That word made me feel a primal disgust

[@indieoregano]

Weirdly enough hearing other people say it is fine but when I say it, it's not okay 😀

[@ghostsoffishandcrows7341]

If only you could turn your ears off...

[@Exvilness]

@@ghostsoffishandcrows7341what if you had a screen on your back that tracked the amount of times you’ve heard it

[@arifike]

I guess you don’t have to hear this unless you hear what you read in your head but just a little one for ya. ✨Spworm✨

[@avocadokin]

i would reconsider bottom surgery if the sqworm was real

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

As in you’d def do it then right 😂😂 ❤

[@jauxro]

I'm under the Stun condition for a while thanks to the spworm so I do NOT know what this means

[@elijahjones8739]

I would too and I'm not trans lol

[@catsmist1821]

same 🤣

[@The_Jovian]

To get the spworm or to remove it?

[@brycelavender2255]

“I don’t mean to brag but I am gay” *all clap*

[@CorbiniteVids]

"it would feel good" i think i learned something about Paul

[@lr-]

You learned that he's smarter than all of us

[@BonesCapone]

Every nut would feel like that dry spell nut.

[@leopoldbloom4296]

@@lr- he does SOUND like a SOUNDminded fellow

[@CorbiniteVids]

@@leopoldbloom4296 omg

[@MammalianCreature]

Got told it would stretch and said "it would feel good", that's wild.

[@allyp305]

‘Turn on the garbage disposal’

[@noway377]

I'm more disturbed by "fish it out" imagine being the woman in this situation, and you have a worm sized sperm wiggling around inside you, and your boyfriend as to fish it out with his fingers. The imagery is making my skin crawl. 😭😭😭

[@PokeRedstone]

I literally started gagging at the back of the throat comment simply because I imagined the sensation

[@katy333]

it was a pretty convincing argument for his point though, i do really wish i'd been able to turn off both my eyes and ears to avoid ever learning about the spworm.

[@pixiel1xie]

What I’ve learned is that Grant is a throat goat and now I’m thirstier than ever

[@a12shotman]

@@pixiel1xie Oh, so you haven't heard the story of him blowing 50 dudes in a night?

[@fidget0227]

Yeah but with your improved body, it would feel good actually

[@lsedge7280]

But it would feel good!

[@joz-]

I hadn't seen the Spworm thing yet, that was truly an experience. I lost it at "fish it out."

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

It’s actually insane that on the d100 rolls for both pulp and kids Gilear maxed it out

[@allybratz]

“Eel bucket” was a sentence that did 10d6 damage to my mental state and I have not recovered

[@MeadowGearSolid]

i have a political chant to bring all of us together... ALL PULP! STILL WET! ALL PULP! STILL WET!

[@pwkotor47]

It would feel really good!

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

Ok I hadn’t seen that part yet and I just thought you were a freak 😈

[@sighmon5640]

happy pride month to paul specifically

[@richardmiddaugh9749]

Fabian Aramais Seacaster disliked this clip

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

He got confused and tried to castrate Paul instead of Gilear

[@pressuredroping]

No no somone needs to answer Vic's question.

[@illusion-xiii]

At 4:43, Demi circles back to the question of relative sizes and discomfort of.. egress, which Paul addresses with the blanket, "It would feel really good."

[@VeteranVandal]

Man, this was the wildest one conceptwise. This is madness. MADNESS. I still found it funny and horrifying.

[@elisabeththomsen2831]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who made this connection

[@7upvids]

i just watched this episode and could NOT stop thinking about all pulp no juice

[@ambergristones]

Spworm Plushy when?

[@airguitar1321]

NOOOO

[@Glaycier]

Never

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Splwushy, if though wilst

[@leebarber9026]

Lou joining in on the "all pulp no juice!" chant is giving Biz joining in on Riz's coutdown in season 1

[@ChartreuseDan]

5:31 Rekha's zoomies

[@raf.raf.]

It really didn't have to flip around like a fish, though

[@smartypantsdropout]

happy pride

[@SageLegacy]

Not only are both stupid funny, but I like that because the different groups of people have it so there are specific distinctions between these two spworm/no pulp big boi, conceptually.

[@pauline6667]

Paul's presentation made me laugh so hard, even re-watching it now I cried a little bit, it was insane

[@Gobster_]

If I had a nickel...

[@joyousgamer4778]

The only question is which was recorded first 💀

[@PlasmaticPi]

The dnd episode was first. The rest is from Dropout's new show Smartypants that only came out within like the past month I think.

[@pixiel1xie]

That presentation came out *yesterday*

[@shidoulover48]

@@PlasmaticPithey meant when it was recorded obviously the episodes are recorded months in advance so who knows?

[@TinyWarriorAnimations]

They discuss recent elections and engagement with popular people. It seems as if it were recorded almost a year or two ago.

[@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing]

I can't remember where but I remember someone specifically mentioning that it was currently 2023 so yeah Smartypants was filmed ages ago

[@CampyGrandpa]

not FISHED OUT AND DISPOSED OF

[@passdoutcouchpotatos]

This is the comedy singularity

[@annikakandoll7890]

THANK YOU, I *knew* the all pulp no juice thing came from somewhere

[@soars2268]

I-genuinely, and from the bottom of my withered heart-hate this. I hate this. Just so you know. This is the worst thing in my existence.

[@VeteranVandal]

It's funny, you cannot deny that

[@angelsander6178]

It is *deeply* upsetting

[@scottdick296]

Bet you wish you could turn your ears off, huh?

[@kjarakravik4837]

Now wouldn't it have been great if you could just turn off your ears?

[@noway377]

I'm more disturbed by "fish it out" imagine being the woman in this situation, and you have a worm sized sperm wiggling around inside you, and your boyfriend as to fish it out with his fingers. The imagery is making my skin crawl. 😭😭😭

[@peggy4846]

I saw the thumbnail and immediately knew what this was

[@therealVioletParr]

Thank you for your service, I was chanting ALL PULP NO JUICE to myself during this whole Smartypants bit

[@austinporter1991]

ALL PULP NO JUICE

[@liamross340]

i love paul so much

[@olahisawsome]

I would need to see this spworm to judge because what gets me that It wiggles around for minutes

[@bobbodaskank]

When we were kids, my brother would do this thing where he'd partly swallow a piece of spaghetti while holding onto the other end, do a little cough thing, and get the swallow end of the spaghetti to come out his nose, then he could do a sort of flossing motion with a spaghetti coming out of both his mouth and nostril. What I'm saying is Grant is about to have a killer new parlor trick

[@chrisbrown6952]

Hive mind assemble, this was my first thought too 😂

[@illusion-xiii]

If nothing else, it would solve the mystery of why socks disappear all the time.

[@humblemestizo5442]

God, this is probably not very relatable but, this is giving me nostalgia for flash specifically because there was this one game where you played as a cowboy who rides a sperm the size of a minivan and destroys a city and the army. Memories..

[@PValor]

Hahaha I had the same thought when my partner and I watched it last night, and I had to show them ALL PULP NO JUICE

[@Peytoneileen]

But remember- THE SPWORM was just an example of why we should be able to turn our ears off! 😂

[@jasonninja55]

I have been on the subreddit commenting all pulp no juice on any post I see about the spworm

[@iceman10129]

This was the best one yet. The reactions were hilarious as well.

[@iamnoone21]

Why is my first thought that scene from the matrix with the thing that goes in Neo's bellybutton ._.

[@SuperAdventuretime10]

the funniest part about the junior year adventuring parties being insane is remembering theres an entire crew of people watching them lose it

[@metaltorso]

WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT HIDING LMAOOO

[@wdm_dalek6577]

If I had a nickel for every a Dropout show mentored giant sp**m, I’d have two nickels which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice right?

[@Spigele]

This brings back horrific memories of the early parts of the matrix

[@Ramschat]

This has got to be where the inspiration for the spworm came from!

[@Zelmel]

This was my immediate thought as soon as this came up in Paul's presentation. ALL PULP!

[@jhubeJELLO]

this tickled my brain in a way I've never known and so i have watched this bit many times

[@tikalupit]

It would feel really good!!!!

[@wagnerfilho1921]

we have to discuss more about this subject... I think we didnt came with enough questions and answers to resolve the matter.

[@rachelterry5291]

glad we all had the same thought

[@tribaldeity1939]

same company so makes sense they reference themselves, they also got there authentically probably without knowing

[@wingnightbackwards]

Not only did it happen twice, but it happened twice by the same company

[@frauggie840]

The thumbnail and title is a whole joke in itself

[@bcfwhaha]

This is going to haunt me and I’m okay with that

[@andrewduncan2258]

"I see some people nodding"💀💀💀

[@advanceringnewholder]

This is such a memetic hazard

[@kentheklown]

NOW VARLEY! THE BUGS!

[@delarkaBCN]

pauliflower squad

[@nickledeepickle]

Spworm is in the zeitgeist

[@mynameiskrysta]

bugs

[@TheGaymer-nj9jt]

Ok but imagine swallowing

[@krieg356]

H. R. Giger type of shit

[@LostLifetimes]

i had this EXACT same thought, glad someone else made it first XD

[@robingoodfellow1484]

Had a sour cola bottle I sucked the sugar off in my mouth when they began describing the spwermsation of it in your mouth and now I know

[@emmythemac]

Benefits of the spworm, if you're a gay man: compare with friends

[@lilyannavalley6057]

A bowl of noodles

[@GargoylePrincess]

I think this makes me reject sexuality

[@tokiWren]

WHAT IS HIS OBSESSION

[@sentient.dumpling]

could you maybe make a compilation of kristen applebees' spirit guardians changing over her arc?

[@evenif7431]

MINUTES

[@devilsMasquerade]

It would feel good

[@gzer0x]

This is a tag on R34

[@josephroberts7167]

Can you make a compilation of Fabian's sibling and the events leading up to it?

[@marco5030]

What D20 episode is this from?

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

It was one of the adventuring parties for junior year!

[@aleksalves6160]

.....I've watched enough hentai. I've watched seen Species. No fucking way

[@BrayGoesTV]

Calling sperm "bugs" feels like a low key slur and I'm not okay with it.

[@Xanderj89]

Germs

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

Parasites

[@BluTacApostle]

Something in the water at Dropout. …it’s Spworms. Pulpy spworms.