WEIRDEST War Paints in the TF2 Workshop

[@Toofty]

Which was your favourite?

[@cozzalozza9089]

System crash because it reminds me of my awful play in tf2

[@mr.person1137]

I like the prototype one

[@AzsimuthOldAccount]

Metro zone

[@harki798]

Spycrabs :D

[@triangulum8869]

My favorite ones that are ingame are star crossed and cosmic calamity IDK about the workshop ones

[@overlordlettuce]

Props for going where A LOT of tf2bers never went: Actually putting links in the description and crediting the artists

[@truck6128]

agreed

[@allamilyes8297]

fair point

[@padacuw4722]

The game is set in a variant of our universe where Australium exists. Given that Australia and Scotland exist it is quite likely that London and the London Underground exist.

[@mauveomyt1995]

I believe it's stated somewhere in the tf2 lore (not sure if it's on the website of in the comics) that Mann Co. Literally bought the entirety of England. So yeah London probably does exist

[@OmnistarEast]

Not to mention Russia, Germany, Brazil, the U.S.A. , and France

[@lostsignal2503]

When soldier dominates Demoman, he might shout "You're just an englishman in a dress!"

[@just_a_guy_thats_not_epic6164]

In the tf2 world ww2 is a thing

[@padacuw4722]

@@just_a_guy_thats_not_epic6164 Yes, soldier sailed to Poland after being denied from being a soldier in WWII and murdered countless citizens until 1949

[@adixhope1323]

Skin "Prototype" ... Toofty: It feels somehow not finished. ... No shit xD

[@minecraft_beaver6062]

There should be a missing texture war paint, with black and purple squares

[@octakhan4673]

I want that so bad

[@god2electricboogaloo200]

There is. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2085220347&searchtext=

[@generalsynnacle23]

I think that one is copyrighted by the creator of Garry's Mod, since one of the Steam emoticons for the game is just a missing texture square in purple and black.

[@jockeyfield1954]

valve forgot to install cs:s again!

[@mipcrazeold]

I would just think my cpu is broken

[@TheCoolerDrilis]

"Can you make one for hentai?" "I'm working on it." Saw that coming.

[@exotrrc1636]

i wonder if it's done yet

[@wataname8693]

@@exotrrc1636 same

[@zephusdarkside3652]

If anyone knows what Razzle Dazzle camo is, I'd like to see that as a war paint.

[@lucrio4088]

Valve actually almost put that one in the game themselves, but it was left unused because it made it too hard for players to identify the weapons.

[@nichsa8984]

@@lucrio4088 some hexagonal future tech even nanotech should favorite or circuit glow future tech etc

[@onscreenmoper]

@@lucrio4088 Ironic. The camouflage meant to break up silhouettes and make it difficult to tell what you're looking at got removed, because it broke up the weapon silhouette and it was difficult for players tell what they were looking at.

[@ChicaneryBear]

@@onscreenmoper that's not ironic at all.

[@emilpersidski]

@@ChicaneryBear It's ironic because the dazzle design was used on warships to make it harder to see the silouette, making it more difficult to shoot at it from far away, and the same thing happened to the weapons in tf2

[@waluigitheprophet4406]

2:25 you missed it Toofty. The Baby Face's Blaster. It's in the name for crying out loud!

[@IInferno]

1:35 it's pronounced: "KOD-AYE" like literally i also it's manga, but i agree it looks awesome.

[@Nitosa]

It's more like pop art or comic style that manga.

[@Sour_Dani]

thanks!

[@Neopolitan420]

Heavy: _sees Dangerously Delicious War Paint_ Heavy: *_heavy breathing_*

[@CethIsADevil]

full sandvich loadout!!

[@ewenp3656]

Get bread'd

[@אביחלפון-ז9ל]

And what he said after that???

[@meggubravo8373]

Well of course heavy is breathing

[@arandomusername88]

Heavy: eats skinned minigun

[@LS-oh8kv]

My favorite is the pizza polished, specifically Pizza Polished Holy Mackerel. It’s a fish painted like a pizza

[@Funkytimebaybee]

Pizza time

[@pooter-zn2hm]

The windows skin is amazing

[@finkupinku3965]

Even more correct

[@SanSan....]

Very nice idea, bad implemented

[@hyenagamer200]

Indeed

[@xxgimpl0rdxx22]

No

[@pooter-zn2hm]

xXGIMpL0rdXx Yes

[@_Geets]

It would be funny for the sandvich warpaint to be on stock shotgun, and when an enemy asks for a sandwich you just bring it out as the heavy and shoot them to death (and rename it to "Definitely a Sandvich")

[@AzsimuthOldAccount]

5:04 Well, it is a prototype

[@Sour_Dani]

wow holy cow thanks for the feature! i appreciate the feedback! try and figure out the secret behind the manga page :P

[@Touhou2006]

"Can you make one for hentai? "On it" *Man of culture*

[@TheSureShannonShow]

I thought the skins looked good on the weapons. It’s good to see things switched up some. I was digging the cinema skin especially.

[@willtheboredguy3556]

I personally think most skins look too much like stickers, and thus clash with the artstyle too much (dead meme I know). I only like the ones that seem like realistic coloring, like Igloo or Mahogony. Also, War Paints look the best of swords, just saying.

[@nadroji6549]

@Wm. R. Woodland I dunno, Warpaints would be kinda boring if they only consisted of textures of wood/metal, not to mention how little Warpaints would exist, I mean, there is only so many combos of wood/metal you can make.

[@Dat-Mudkip]

@@nadroji6549 We wouldn't have the Warhawk paints, and those look pretty damn good in-game.

[@raptalos9412]

Sandwich would look cool on a rocket launcher. I mean how wouldn’t want to make their rocket launcher look like a sub

[@Kaptain8964]

Try and find some cursed unusuals please. It would be amazing! Thanks man.

[@figo3554]

1:58 I am proud of this man

[@elleffo]

The Plastic Mann would probably work better if there was some dirt, and maybe those little plastic line things that stuck out.

[@GuyWithAHat]

2:57 I really like the black box painted like that, I dunno why but it looks cool

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

Me buying notebook for school : Nahh I won't let my money go Me after seeing this video of skins: I wyill take ya entire stocks! =

[@drawer1386]

3:37 TF2 is another universe. Because Abraham Lincoln was a Pyro in that universe

[@raph2954]

also because Shakespeare invented America in the TF2 universe.

[@k4rz43]

An unusual strange factory new ahegao weapon would probably become the most expensive game item in the history of mann.

[@andey68]

Haha my espionage camouflage was in this! I spent a total of 15 minutes creating it thanks for including mine lol

[@alwest4472]

Other people: tf2s art design and aesthetic has been ruined!!! Toofty: hehe bright lights and _squares_

[@onscreenmoper]

If someone hasn't tried it already, maybe a paint that makes your weapon look like a Nerf gun could be pretty fun, if done correctly. Now if your favorite weapon gets nerfed, the paint will match.

[@eurobeatintensifies5840]

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2202642998

[@gore4332]

Honestly I love all of these war paints. They all look neat, and with a bit of polishing I could definitely see these being war paints (maybe aside from the windows one lol) I’d also like to see a warpaint with maybe some kind of binary text, or the classic checkered magenta/black Gmod error colors lol

[@FungiCaptain]

these are all better than glacial glazed

[@ewenp3656]

HOLY SHIT I WAS IN THE VIDEO. 4:34

[@mrferioli145]

Heavy: scout is credit to team

[@AJukes3132]

"is tf2 set in our universe?" last time i check there were no country-themed elements

[@padacuw4722]

No, the comics explicitly state that the game is set in New Mexico, USA.

[@astrangeperson9305]

well i mean we do have germanium

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

Uhuk Polonium

[@matteb859]

francium, germanium, americium,

[@slyseal2091]

...but TF2 is extremely stereotype based with it's main characters, the only ones we know of that don't in some capacity build on their point of origin are Ms. Pauling and the Administrator. Like really, we even know where Merasmus comes from, since he himself said hes as old as like, the azteks? Mayans? Something in that direction.

[@melon4345]

I got this video recommended and it hasnt been 1 minute yet

[@xenowarsgames3806]

They literally added the hospital cup design as a skin

[@Guy-py6go]

2:36 does anyone remember monkey barrels? The little plastic toy monkeys that you could link together and make a monkey chain? Please tell me I’m not the only one that sees this. The plastic the monkeys were made of was even red and blue too.

[@eh2587]

Unpopular opinion:The stock shotgun and panic attack are the best choices for war paints just because they are the multiclass weapons that can be used on the most classes meaning that you will naturally use the war painted weapons the most. (even tho most people think that banners and launch box items are way better then the shotguns)

[@aperson4287]

Banners and Lunch Box items are usually the best option for gameplay overall. I wish the shotguns were more viable because I agree, skins do look best on them.

[@e2b265]

I’ve never wanted to eat a gun so much

[@dovieboye3227]

I love all of these skins they are so amazing, like im so happy people are making so many great stuff, also I'm rly glad to see toofty making similar stuff to the cursed items video it's honestly my fav for now

[@engineergaming1976]

1:59 imagine looking at pixelated women in 2020 people who do that need some engineer spirit gaming water

[@YSLZOMBIE]

The spy crab paint . Should have a red background with blue spys . And vice versa depending on your team

[@marchive3671]

I really like the bloom buffed warpaint. It fits very well with cosmetic items like "aloha apparel" and "doc's holiday" and the like

[@Orthros]

The Dangerously Delicious warpaint would fit in perfectly with the current vibe of warpaints.

[@okurimono748]

I absolutely love the metro plan one! I would love to have that on my shurikens, i mean rocket launcher

[@evangonzalez7732]

I kinda like the windows error one, but really only on the pyro, because with min mode you can only see the nozzle, and not the tanks, so you gain a tactical advantage over your enemies, whose eyes MUST burn.

[@aperson4287]

Ok that pride patched warpaint from the intro is unironically really nice

[@ToastyMann]

"The idea of a comic strip as a texture for your weapon" ...ahegao fish?

[@LolLol-el3wj]

Imagine having a skin pack that replaces the weapon's skin into australium gold and it would only cost 65€

[@michaelm9975]

Then it would devalue the value of the Australium exclusive weapons if you could just repaint your existing weapons

[@TheDuckDealer]

"the prototype skin looks a tiny bit unfinished"

[@nekipeh7373]

Imagine having one of those bathtub curtains with fish or seashells as a warpaint lol

[@shemshem9998]

‘Baby faces grown across the item you use to kill people is just weird’ Me: but we already have a weapon called the baby face blaster

[@cambria_smith]

For the spycrab paint, I think a smart idea would to make the weapons look like their default look, but the spycrabs would pop against it.

[@shadowman_44]

You should do a followup video to this, there's been hundreds of more War Paints uploaded since this. Especially since last year because of that summer update.

[@nuggs4306]

I wish there was a war paint with those black and purple checkers for unloaded textures

[@PineappleDealer37]

I think that metro skin is looking really good. I actually would like to this one to be added to game.

[@czfclone6929]

As basic and simple as "Mostly tested" is I would love to see it in game

[@Spubbily01]

0:29 "Hey Toofty! I didn't know you were gay." "I'm not, what makes you say that?" "You're using the pride flag war paint." "I like the colors." Sigma male mindset

[@neijrr]

3:40 TF2 story happens in alternative of our universe, so yes and no at same time.

[@BluSteel_]

I think my favorite would have to be either dovetailed or hana. I really like the pink stuff. It's a shame that they're out of print now and the market is selling them for higher and higher prices as the days go by

[@TheIndever]

Hey the sparkled combat! That’s my war paint. Swag. We re did it and now it’s a bit better :)

[@sushirabit5624]

God I love some of the war paints on the workshop, some of them are absolutely beautiful

[@Irish_Enderman]

Never played TF2 (although I will most likely in the next few months) so I was wondering: is there is a missing texture war paint? Just straight up pink and black checkerboard pattern That would be interesting looking, to say the least!

[@jimpa7011]

the frag video as gameplay is a nice touch.

[@d3v1lgota86]

I actually like the Plastic Mann warpaint, why you may ask? Because it reminds me of simpler times where i could just sit in my room playing with my army men, sending captain machine on a suicide mission into the tan army base.

[@jayjaygolden5123]

the error screen warpaint n eeds to be offset by beige details, or maybe make the error screen the details and the rest beige. cuz of computers being beige back then.

[@lakn_9833]

The Metro Maze war paint, very closely resembles a New York City subway map as well as a Tube map (I'm not sure how the subway maps look over in the UK).

[@microwavingeyes]

"Deliciously Dangerous", Damn the sign ain't lie, that's really make feel hungry.. for a eat some babies!

[@logged-out]

they should add a MissingTextures war paint (the one with the pink n' black boxes)

[@Le0n0]

Is there a "missing texture" wrap?

[@maxwell_edison]

Are there any videos showcasing the best skins? Like 3kliksphilips style? I've been having trouble finding which are good - I want to get skins, but a lot of them are really bland. SO I have no idea where to look.

[@pr0tored129]

I mean half of these look better than the actual holiday warpaints....

[@evilscarypumpkin4872]

what about a source purple black missing texture warpaint?

[@mrsquid_]

id love a warpaint thats just the black and pink squares

[@yang_not]

some madman would put the sandwich skin on the banana

[@HimCarCrashian]

I mean there's a warpaint called Smissmass Spycrabs, I have a factory new one on my festivized stickybomb launcher.

[@hometimemayhem928]

Pink and yellow texture not found on whole thing, your weapon didn’t load

[@Pretko]

I Definely want Kodai in-game even if i have to spend my entire savings in it, i'll trade it

[@intothevoid9417]

They all look cool as heck

[@gabrielsabode]

kodai reminds me of the kami skin from csgo

[@Sour_Dani]

it's directly inspired by it!

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

this has probably been done before or thought of before, but what if you took 'missing texture' and actually made it a warpaint

[@annawilliams1274]

i know damn well theres gatta be a rickroll war paint submitted and you did not look hard enough

[@boomingamer3284]

Crashing someone's computer by shooting them with a "WINDOWS 9 ERROR" pipe bomb!

[@palathaxx]

TF2 takes place in New Mexico. So, yes, it is in our universe. However, it is a universe where an element specific to Australia is injected into all Australian infants at birth to give them borderline superpowers, so maybe not.

[@llmkursk8254]

Maybe if the error screen was more akin to 1970s computer monitor (orange and green), and the color was beige, the design would work more.

[@zeal7895]

I actually really liked the sandvich war paint. It's creative in a way and I appreciate the fact that it wasn't just a pattern but the entire weapon was a sandvich. It strays from TF2's normal war paints and stands out in a good way in my opinion. It would be nice to see a change in TF2's war paint design and I think this war paint would be a good way to start. It also shares resemblance to the Tumor Toasted war paint in the way that there isn't a clear pattern and it's more of a design. With Tumor Toasted being in the game I see no reason to keep Dangerously Delicious out of the game. I really want to see less patterns and more designs with the war paints.

[@tsuaririndoku]

Everyone: *gets one of the coolest skin* Me: *I need Texture Error Skin*

[@kinefish1674]

I would call the sandvich warpaint “sandvich slathered” kinda what they did with pizza polished

[@BigguBosu117]

I'd love to see a war paint like the corsair, but only with one color, I hate the plaid pattern on it.

[@evangonzalez3363]

I kinda would like the error screen as a warpaint. Maybe call the weapon I use it on the "file wiper" or "error 404: mercy not found."

[@EDoyl]

Nothing's going to look weirder than australium so as far as I'm concerned any of these could be added.

[@aperson4287]

It honestly sucks that valve puts in such shitty war paints but then people from the community make some really good ones which never get added.

[@malwareshop]

Woah the plastic mann paint was well, yeah it was weird, but I kinda liked it at the same time

[@Stefanga44]

Puts the sandvich skin on the sandvich *I have achieved comedy*

[@mymanmarty8433]

if soldier had a plastic costume to replicate the plastic soldiers would he hop to get around or do you think that would look dumb

[@marijapejovic843]

my favorite is kodai :D

[@medic-daze7254]

Windows skin on the flame thrower is better than all skins together ngl

[@clegomanrun1294]

Hey toofty what do you think about drum and bass?

[@Toofty]

Big fan

[@sankdom4598]

Imagine the army one with the isotope effect THAT WOULD LOOK SO NICE

[@lisathefoolish]

I don't think tf2 is not in our universe, magic healing beams, hitting a turret with a wrench makes it stronger and a drink named Bonk! Makes you invisible