Weirdest Zillow Listings Part 2, Part 2 (feat. Brittany Broski) | Sarah Schauer

[@sarahschauer3764]

As someone born in Pennsylvania I apologize for the slander 🧍🏼‍♀️

[@splash2849]

Philly is literally the 2nd fastest growing city in America 💀

[@emmy5830]

please don’t apologize to the pennsylvanians you know we don’t deserve that courtesy

[@claire9183]

its fine ig

[@coalmorningstar4925]

i live here. lotta cows. lotta farms.

[@BeeBee-os5dy]

Honestly, if you don't live in Erie, Pittsburgh, or Philidelphia you might as well just be in like West Virginia. There are trump signs everywhere here lol. Also, I know that they have the national dog shows and stuff in PA so the whole weird dog theme makes some sense. People are crazy about dogs here too

[@rhflop]

If you don’t milk tf out of this series. I will commit several war crimes.

[@CrystalLight000]

stream Ptt besti 🍓

[@ooriiaxx]

war crimes and chuu, a perfect combination

[@sam_bernstein_]

ya

[@sagastar4108]

And the Florida Castle will be the base of operations.

[@openhearts5000]

I laughed out unreasonably loud on this comment

[@summersmells]

i hope Jenna watches this and laughs when she sees marble :')

[@notreallyash]

esp since the listing was in rochester, new york

[@lilylemon2225]

@@notreallyash I was gonna say that

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@zackmunson4206]

Yeah I fucking hope she laughs cause you wanna know how fucking CRIED?!?! It was me. I cried!! I miss Jenna so fucking much 😭😭😭

[@broadwayrogue891]

I hope Jenna is healing and doing whatever she wants. But I love her and miss her and I hope she knows how much we all love and support her. And one day maybe she’ll come back to us like Jesus lmao

[@chaoticinflation5766]

Editing Sarah is so violently southern I’m crying 😭😭😭

[@hollyelizabeth2401]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marinanottheboatplace3809]

Bro I lost my shit when that accent came through hard

[@lioreubm677]

5:03

[@Blacklightdtb]

Shawtgun

[@TimeBucks]

this is the best series to exist

[@ahmedtuama9979]

Nice

[@morellatovar4151]

Bien

[@tess3000]

Sarah is literally so quick witted and hilarious how do people just be that way

[@ThegamergirlTee]

Idk, your just born that way or it’s ✨Trauma✨

[@stickerz5245]

Adderall

[@grey6703]

how much more trauma until i get that funny

[@ThegamergirlTee]

@@mariacastro700 😕you are sadly not the chosen one

[@heidiferrell7559]

some trauma helps with a lot of it

[@sydneysovern]

“This person is fucked in the head. Look how they hung their pictures!” This is my favorite series 😂😂😂

[@Puggle64]

this moment took me OUT

[@phantomgreenie]

this is one of my favorites series ever I've never laughed so much in one sitting in years

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@poptartcart_6730]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipDTXmV3gpeeo6M fcats

[@SeiSoraYu]

I completely lost it when I saw the clock on the wall

[@abrahamruiz111]

The southern accent popping out while explaining what a shotgun house is got me

[@OliviaPeng-nx3yn]

When she asked if they preferred“overly expensive” or “cheap and scary” ones I thought they meant GOAT BREEDS, and I just accepted it so quickly

[@espeon871]

LMAO THE FACT IT CAME TO YOU SO INSTINCTUALLY AND NATURALLY IS MAKING ME ACTUALLY LOSE IT

[@swagtastic4266]

gfdsgbfkdsas i had the same exact thought 😭😭😭

[@samnelius]

cheap and scary goats djsfjdfjdjs

[@amandap4402]

LMAO I’ve had goats for 10 years and yeah I had that thought too

[@pitpat2928]

pfff same and it made so much sense for no reason

[@gabejrichardson]

PLEASEEEE CONTINUE THIS SERIES

[@sarahschauer3764]

Okayyy

[@pizzgirl]

@@sarahschauer3764 😆🍷

[@anigma13]

Would love to have this be a series.

[@userordi7769]

Please milk this like Wow milks Trixie and Katya

[@ruemaroo6452]

No one has something like this; and after watching all these (4 times each video) I now realize I need a series like this in my life.

[@thatguy-rf9dc]

I grew up in Racine so I know a bit about the last one! It's severe erosion along the cliffs, it's happening to a lot of the expensive lakefront properties overlooking Lake Michigan. Coupled with the natural erosion, if you remove the trees/plants/etc growing on the cliff side (for aesthetics or whatever), the roots that were holding the ground "together" in a sense are no longer there, so the ground deteriorates much quicker. I imagine also building multiple gaudy and unnecessarily large houses on an already unstable cliff speeds up the process as well.

[@foreverdead1248]

I live in Michigan so I'm also familiar with those lake front houses. Those towns are like built half on top of sand dunes, there's sand fucking EVERYWHERE and the ground is SO unstable. I imagine Wisconsin is nearly if not as rainy and wet as Michigan - and nothing likes to erode away faster than wet fucking sand.

[@crazycatlady7866]

And Racine means « root » in French ! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@allikrajewski4123]

When you know the original owner of the Wisconsin house and they “abandoned” it after being petty about not wanting to fix the shore line even though they own the 12 or so other acres around it lol

[@carolineo9532]

Wait they just abandoned the house? After trying to sell it for $430,000? Sorry, I'm just genuinely intrigued about this house, I want to know what happened, there is no way it was just built like that? What were they being petty about? I WANT ALL THE TEA! lmao... were they instructed to build a retaining wall before this happened? And they just didn't? Whhhyyy? (Also I'm a civil engineer sooo.... I would like to speak to the manager lol jk)

[@espeon871]

The houses may be interesting but the stories behind the listings makes it sound like an urban legend

[@erikw9408]

@@carolineo9532 So I'm from Wisconsin and I looked it up. It did sell and the guy who bought it apparently planned to demolish the house and reinforce that nightmare drop off lol no idea if he went through with it

[@carolineo9532]

@@erikw9408 thank you for looking it up! I hope someone reinforced that highwall, but we may never know lol

[@crystalkyoshi4662]

as a person with 3 goats, brittany’s impression is scarily accurate. how. aspen, remus, and sirius are quaking.

[@kynsweasley-garfield691]

REMUS AND SIRIUS AHHH YES

[@Gracequestionmark]

Does aspen feel left out LMAO

[@ThatDataLady]

Why are you the 2nd person I’ve heard of with 3 goats named aspen, Remus, and Sirius….. do you live in Ohio? What the fuck

[@lhenesey]

two goats with established character names and the third is a tree. iconic

[@orcaletta]

i bet aspen is the middle child

[@Ellie_A_B_C]

"and then you have the bathroom" "gorgeous" "it's hideous" "yeah" LMFAO

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@spiderdude2099]

“This house is a wild berry pop tart” Y’all…..I cannot…XD

[@isobelf1837]

Please never stop making these, they’re nourishing a void I didn’t know I had

[@espeon871]

Same, it quenched my raging thirst for bad homes because thanks to this series i got introduced to the best twitter and insta page in the history of the world

[@riceaaroni]

I need a t shirt rhinestoned with "This does NOT sit well with my spirit"

[@JaschaShum1986]

SAME

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@kikib8434]

Ditto 😁

[@swiftlylovestruck]

YES ME TOO

[@tesssaucedo4316]

the property brothers look different here

[@whythenumber]

Glow up 💅

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@kerrythomson4586]

That teal house with the purple is giving me “Styrofoam Hospital Cup” vibes

[@nerdsonwheels175]

90’s public bus seat aesthetic

[@_fat_duck_666]

"40 year old roller skating rank carpet"

[@katie1215]

The fact that Sarah has explained a shotgun house in this channel twice on two separate occasions is hilarious to me

[@sarahschauer3764]

I have adhd :( I forget things

[@cb-wi1cq]

WAIT WHAT? 🤣 WHEN WAS THE FIRST ONE???

[@cez_is_typing]

Brittany explained it the first time :) it’s in the gingerbread house video

[@imjustdandy9799]

@@sarahschauer3764 Me too and I forgot the first explanation so it all works out XD

[@hollycollects]

Totally don’t remember this, having ADHD as well, so I just relearned something I forgot about 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[@georgiakuchinsky]

"a vast system of doll collectors" how are you gonna be friends with Trixie and then blatantly ignore her home

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@Awatsonillustration]

Whenever I see this houses I always think of how the natives feel. Like imagine being forced into a small reserve of YOUR land while Brad and Karen live in a chuck-E-cheese remake

[@SlowMoBeam]

1st one: every house I built in the sims after feverishly typing motherlode

[@aroundtheworlin80days]

The last one is aunt Josephine’s house from series of unfortunate events

[@victoriawright4720]

OMG You unlocked that memory and its literally so true 😂

[@ivorellarackley4401]

Omg one in Part Two, Part One had those creepy round windows that you have to pull the chain to open the blinds. Aunt Josephines was eye shaped, but it opened the same way!

[@shasha1545]

i was thinking of that omg!!

[@googoogaga7986]

That MEMORY 🤠

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@erindougherty5083]

And that was how I found out that a marble “goat creamery” was 4 miles away from my house 🐐

[@cheuchef]

oh if there's a showing you HAVE to go

[@Lswagthearianator13]

Same girl I heard "Rochester, New York" and I immediately was like *uh oh*

[@mok7913]

did u just dox urself?

[@erindougherty5083]

@@mok7913 Not even a little bit, my dude lol

[@mok7913]

@@erindougherty5083 glad to hear so

[@huntermcarthur1500]

So in Michigan’s upper peninsula, there are so many houses that are abandoned because they were built to close to the shore and the sand dunes just eroded away and now they are just teetering off the edge of a sandy cliff like that last house. It genuinely so creepy to see a house being reclaimed by nature like that. There are even some that have already fallen in to the lake.

[@Maggz850]

I always rewatch this specifically for Brittany’s mental breakdown to Sarah’s iconic line of “goat custard”

[@wesleyturnbo2331]

“My roommate and I.” Ma’am, that is your cousin uncle.

[@cl6156]

Step mom

[@TheNickleChick]

Cusbands

[@csavage00]

i wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

[@shacxly]

Turns out she lived in that last house and went for a garden stroll

[@JDUCSUDMU38948]

i get the reference but idk how it applies here 😭

[@emmanemz5824]

@@JDUCSUDMU38948 the point is to just say it randomly

[@keilahvisscher1529]

Yaaaasssssss “oh oh oh o’rileys… auto parts”

[@carbo2856]

O O O O-Reily's Auto Parts

[@ClassifiedM96]

As a person from Racine WI, I can confirm that this house is iconic and everyone talks about it

[@hannahs5643]

“This does not sit well with my spirit” I’m dying laughing. Bone stands.

[@emma.kathleen]

marbles is forever immortalized by the first one

[@tiredblueboy3887]

the way my day has been shit and this filled me with serotonin

[@alicechengo3003]

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[@poptartcart_6730]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipDTXmV3gpeeo6M can't believe this

[@camilla8717]

for context on the mullet house, my parent's house is actually very similar to this where its a cute dollhousy house on the front and a weird modern cube house made of completely different material at the back. the reason? because they got it renovated to have more space at the back of the house and just chose for it to look like that. i have no clue why, but yeah there's a pretty good chance that it's not security related or whatever, they just added extra space to their house and couldn't stop themselves from making it look fancy and modern, don't ask me why.

[@n0aha70]

“How am I gonna know if it’s a different house??” *Clip of Brittany screaming like a goat* “Nevermind 😐”

[@dragonguy3725]

I’ve never heard someone have to say ‘part 2 part 2’ unironically

[@MicoDossun]

That castle house is what happens in animal crossing when you play the day after upgrading your house size so the furniture placement is all fucked up

[@afoss7445]

you put the furniture next to the walls to save space too lmao😭

[@adrifaraudo]

I love how Sarah's south accent changes when she's with Brittany, compared to her speaking while editing.

[@taranian]

The number of times I have rewatched these videos is probably deplorable. Thank you, Sarah and Brittany, for being my safe space in this incredibly terrifying world.

[@CCela1608]

The way my Texas gal has a PERFECT grade-A goat impression

[@espeon871]

Gen Z Texas spokesperson

[@AnaPaula323239]

Brittany: "Oh god" Sarah: *puts an image of jesus

[@sarahschauer3764]

They are quite literally the same person

[@poopbaby]

@@sarahschauer3764 THEY ARE? IT HOGUBT JESUS WAS GODS SON

[@maliciousqueefer3427]

@@poopbaby he is but they're the same entity

[@emilygrace01]

quicksilver luminals lmao you were never taught about the holy trinity?

[@poopbaby]

@@emilygrace01 no?1?1? not all of us are religious emily 😱

[@katebaitvlogs3594]

“also if you’re from iowa, i stand by what i said” felt that one, had me laughing

[@simianpaine5435]

I love you two just riffing off of eachother, it's literally perfect

[@kawaiiaimee9072]

Why is Brittany's goat noise so good lmfao

[@antoniogureev]

I hate when they end an episode on cliffhanger

[@freezi-drink]

You have NO BUSINESS being this funny 💀

[@carolineo9532]

See yourself out... 💀😭

[@hannah_psychs]

sarah and brittany’s friendship just genuinely makes me smile

[@JeremyMYG]

1:52 The insert warmed my heart.

[@3bellam]

the last house is literally aunt Josephine's from a series of unfortunate events

[@luciasoraci5533]

oh my god yah you're right :0

[@alexgiroux9285]

Regarding the mullet house, if the city has a historical society they wouldn’t be allowed to alter the exterior drastically, if at all.

[@alexgiroux9285]

@@sed6657 yeah! Ahahaha I watch too much TV 🤣

[@lanie1495]

i’m from where the mullet house is located and charlotte is becoming a victim of terrible gentrification so they probably did it to “blend better” with the neighborhood

[@deliamae6200]

“Cat door” at 10:07 is going to make me piss my pants laughing

[@helenatoro]

WHY DOES BRITTANY HAVE THE BEST GOAT IMPRESSION 😩😩😩

[@annasmith7819]

“Hey girl what that mouth do” Brittany: *Goat noise*

[@nyssa_22]

Love the use of Mr Marbles when reviewing the house from Jenna's hometown :')

[@dilloncrace2132]

Im am crying the last house was so funny. I haven’t laughed this hard in a really long time especially when the picture hanging off the wall showed up

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I actually like the turquois with purple. Guess I'm weird. Lmao! Anya, need more of this series! I hope you make more of these, because you and Brittany are hilarious.

[@salemlamb4556]

im all "whos anya"

[@ASaltyGhost]

I also love purple with turquoise! It's part of the color palette for my home office; fits well into a vaporwave aesthetic.

[@rxxrcousin]

Imagine a burglar walking in, seeing that staircase, and then just being like, "Not worth it."

[@brendanawesomeness]

“Yea you guys know how hard it is to kill and eat people when you’re a renter”

[@CerislovesTSand1D]

This was a highlight

[@EV6CrashCam]

When she said that I transcended into a new level of deceased 😭😂

[@brendanawesomeness]

@@EV6CrashCam lmaooo wouldn’t that be descending?

[@abbalonie]

The way this is my comfort series … whenever I’m feeling down I turn to these and they always help me get out of it. Bless y’all.

[@Shmem_]

9:46 I watched this part three times, hardest I’ve laughed all day

[@unironicallyslappingknees]

this is the equivalent of therapy after the amount of apartment hunting I've been doing for the past month. I've decided to live in a little cardboard box... also: goat custard with the same intonation as "ghost! busters!!"

[@alyssstiel1323]

i hate that my brain automatically substituted the ghost busters part with goat custard once I finished reading that sentence.

[@jbryant71597]

The skinny house is called a spite house. Many years ago, you paid property taxes on the front face of your home, so people began building very tiny fronts but crazy long for the square footage

[@ploopydiper]

“Spite house” is so powerful it just screams fuck the government lmao

[@veevs2245]

this is by far the best series on this app.

[@sarahjohnson4657]

Brittany and Sarah making each other laugh gives me so much serotonin. Everytime I see a video with both yall in a thumbnail i get so HYPED

[@rosie3241]

"Do people live in Pennsylvania?" i simply do not exist. i live in The Void.

[@espeon871]

Finally a convincing reason to move to the states, thanks good samaritan

[@canada8818]

you ARE season 3 Stiles from teen wolf

[@moonriverinc7896]

Flipped this on to listen to on my way home from work and “Zillow get a GRIP” made me almost veer off the road

[@hkhotti]

U listened to a visually based video on ur ride home? Every thing theyre talking about requires looking at what they’re showing how is that enjoyable lol

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@hkhotti ya well they hadn't started the podcast yet and i like listening to familiar voices when i'm driving alone

[@gladitsnotme]

We need an entire weekly series dedicated to this, I don't even care if there's not enough content.

[@jessiedodson]

"What a cliffhanger" hahaha good one Sarah!

[@kayleecaca]

god, I love me some goat custard fresh out of the ceiling tube

[@whythenumber]

Hell yeah

[@izzyserio2897]

this is the best series to exist, also Mr Marbles popping up 🥺

[@zwinny0408]

"Jamie Lannister lives here" IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THATS SO FUNNY

[@ashleyperez2985]

Pleaseeeee continue this series!!! I’ve watched each one at least 5 times each lol this is a series we never knew we needed until you guys made them also you an brittanys commentary is the BEST!!! Love ya so much can’t wait to see more!!!

[@bloodofgryphon8094]

I love the pause and smile Sarah does when she know she said a banger

[@BunnyYujin]

I've been waiting for this since the last one came out 🤭

[@tynarodriguez4378]

That cliffhanging house made me cry laughing, born and raised in Racine, WI 💀 Watched your part 1 and that listing came into mind right away and I’m so glad to see it was featured here 🤣

[@deedvies]

brittany screaming "GOAT CUSTARD" has been on repeat in the forefront of my brain for days, i can't stop.

[@michelle3756]

yeah this series NEEDS to continue...I haven't laughed this hard in days

[@abbyb6958]

3:45 why was that such a good impression??? Has she been practicing that???😂

[@lilmoneyl5825]

Please make this a series I was in tears from laughing 😂😂

[@peen1970]

“It’s Washington it doesn’t get that hot” well yes but rn no.

[@belenouo]

NOT A NINJA WARRIOR OBSTACLE IM SHAKING 😭😭😭

[@Connie-wd6ki]

I'll never own a home in this economy, but at least I have these videos ❤️

[@whythenumber]

Me too girly I am living vicariously thru these vids

[@OzwaldCobblepot85]

Same

[@justemzi]

please NEVER stop this series EVER

[@kitkattbarr]

“Are they expecting the moors” took me tf out

[@loverofsleep]

Legit had 3 different plans get cancelled and was on the verge of a breakdown when I got the notification. Seriously, the timing is elite

[@sydneyhoffman3697]

It’s a Fourth of July miracle!

[@jameswarden5312]

aww roald 🥰

[@Pattypink13]

Make this a series PLEASE. I need more of this, this was hilarious 😂

[@plaguedvenice]

“I remember being 9...” IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY FUCKING SIDES HURT GODDAMN IT

[@sophieshiels8344]

trying to eat whule watching this is the real ninja warriors

[@N0B0DYSM0THER]

1:11 Don’t worry, Sarah! Us Iowans stand by your statement 🙃

[@brookgenereaux9993]

STOP THE “I’m Stan and I was wrong” songggghhhjk😭😭😭

[@nokiddingg]

Yes please turn this into a series I am LIVING

[@number_one_weenie_lover]

I was literally looking for something to watch…thank you so much😭

[@LieutenantSheep]

this wouldnt be the same without brittany's absolutely unhinged goat sound

[@maeflower7098]

These are like the only videos that I’ve literally almost cried laughing at for a long time😂

[@roobee1234]

4:34 those are witches stairs meaning that witches can't go up them. It came from England but idk why they made it look modern

[@dianac7577]

The way my jaw literally hit the floor with the last one

[@eecordero]

Okay but I need to know the backstory of that lake cliff house wtf

[@joshg686]

I NEED TO KNOW IVE BEEN GOOGLING

[@lilttlekevin89]

I’m assuming the cliff is receding from erosion. Hence the long drain spouts to avoid making it worse.

[@thatguy-rf9dc]

I grew up in Racine so I know a bit about this one! It's severe erosion along the cliffs, it's happening to a lot of the expensive lakefront properties overlooking Lake Michigan. Coupled with the natural erosion, if you remove the trees/plants/etc growing on the cliff side, the roots that were holding the ground "together" in a sense are no longer there, so the ground deteriorates much quicker. I imagine also building an incredibly gaudy and unnecessarily large house on a deteriorating cliff also speeds up the process.

[@bobsalamone9798]

@@lilttlekevin89 aha! Was wondering about the tubes coming out of the house.

[@eecordero]

@@thatguy-rf9dc ha oh I get all of that. I just want to know what’s going on in the seller’s head. Does the listing come with stipulations that the house needs to be knocked down? There’s so much going on haha

[@nikitashaitan9984]

I almost peed myself on that pictures hanging bit This vid is so funny, i'm cracking up each few seconds

[@nicoleloo6386]

I love living by this house in Wisconsin and hearing the commentary is 100%. Keeping a dog alive in WI is hard.. also keeping yourself alive is too when it snows half the year.

[@Mothra_Stewart]

This inspired me to show zillowgonewild to my friend. We just sat there for hours commenting on the weird houses while remembering we will never be able to afford A house let alone a ridiculously expensive tacky one.