What I appreciate about the dry bar comics is their skill level tends to be high since their comedy is clean.
@GromaticiAeternus11 ай бұрын
cocaine, alcohol, shoplifting, farts. yeah real family fun!
@sethchandler417011 ай бұрын
@@GromaticiAeternus Woah woah woah! Let's not be obscene.... Farts
@jake124666 ай бұрын
Poop and farts in the first 10 mins, yeah real clean.
@caroliner20294 жыл бұрын
The cat and the baby in the shower 😂 "That's a serial killer"😂 The smears on the walls are a warning to the others...😂
@jessicalm86803 жыл бұрын
Watch three amigos comedy. It’s a warning to the others joke is from there.
@samsparks72393 жыл бұрын
"Is that a wizard buying fiber bars?" Almost 4 minutes in and I'm already in pain
@ds5252524 жыл бұрын
I clicked just to watch for a second but he was so good I watched the whole video. Drybar never dissapoints
@thinkbeforeyoutype71063 жыл бұрын
Haha he’s definitely funny.
@ceelena853 жыл бұрын
Clicked for entertainment while doing chores, stayed for the laughs ! Good Show, charming Dude
@krazylevin2 жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@melissateague393610 ай бұрын
Same.
@catherinechaney68828 ай бұрын
😂Same here! 😂😂❤😅
@fairwitness74733 жыл бұрын
That was 36 minutes of genuine fun. Been a long time since my face has hurt from laughing and smiling so hard.
@licksnkicks11662 жыл бұрын
@Fair Witness this guy is hysterical. I have seen him before!
@gmj20252 жыл бұрын
Mine too!!!
@peggyrider23644 жыл бұрын
"An idiot's 12 point buck" omg I'm dying right now 😂 "God forbid a clown spider showed up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chivonfortney1656 Жыл бұрын
I know right?! 😂
@enerioffutt188110 ай бұрын
That would be my cousin's fear....or terror.
@mvanalst20034 жыл бұрын
Mark Poolos is the best! One of the funniest comedians I’ve heard. Incredibly underrated in my opinion.
@cvf253 Жыл бұрын
Yes I came back to this to write his name down! So talented 👏🏻
@danielfegley27354 жыл бұрын
Best comedian I have heard in a long time I can identify with a lot of things he says and he does it all without cursing
@yup_its_ME.5124 жыл бұрын
but talking about cocaine, stealing, gambling and seril killers! 😂 still funny set nd the background is interesting because they ask the comedian for recommendations
@emiliadavis82474 жыл бұрын
Daniel Fegley keep checking others out! There are a lot of great ones, without dirty jokes or cussing, and this guy is one of them, for sure!
@MoogieOogie3 жыл бұрын
When you are truly funny...smut is not needed.
@Xanderviceory3 жыл бұрын
Completely agree, this guy is hilarious, and a good idea of whats funny. Today's comics have a hard time with generally clean comedy but this guy is crushing it.
@EagleArrow3 жыл бұрын
👍
@kalvinrivera86643 жыл бұрын
This guy had me laughing 98% of this video,he even got my wife laughing and she has a very dry sense of humor.
@SteampunkClaws83412 жыл бұрын
Then Dry Bar comedy is for her than
@jaxflfreebird2 жыл бұрын
@@SteampunkClaws8341 Then not than at the end of the sentence.
@TheBallingers33 жыл бұрын
We used to play “Count the Mullets” at Walmart.... 67 in an hour was our record
@TheAdatto3 жыл бұрын
How did you keep them apart?
@marjoriemcintyre69453 жыл бұрын
Must have been in Alabama
@CW862283 жыл бұрын
Dude Im from Texas and still haven't seen anyone with a mullet in years and yeah I go to Walmart. There is now way at most there is 150 people in a Walmart. No way more than a third of those people were that backwoods. I haven't even seen one in the guns and fishing section.
@TheBallingers33 жыл бұрын
@@CW86228 I’m in Texas now, but I went to school in central Illinois. It was a mid-sized town that served a lot of rural communities. I promise these results are not fabricated or exaggerated.
@bingbongabinga29543 жыл бұрын
Some kind of forrest hat and a knife in a deer skin pouch.
@mccarty01044 жыл бұрын
The story with his dad returning the shower head is hilarious!!
@oldrrocr3 жыл бұрын
I worked at a department store about 50 years ago. they would take back ANYTHING - even stuff they didn't sell. We sent it back to the manufacturer... and they would send a CASE of new ones back. It all worked out. :)
@chrissydavis45473 жыл бұрын
we all know a guy like that, lol.
@willparker98702 жыл бұрын
Walmart place that made my girlfriend take back pregnancy test used condoms and oh yeah we would sell bags for $5 where Dollar Tree would sell them $4 and we would take them back for the $5 amount they literally said Dollar Tree on them
@willparker98702 жыл бұрын
Or the time that Walmart went to CVS to buy stuff to fill their shelves you ever wonder why it says this is a product of CVS or this is bought at CVS it's because people that run Walmart the will send people to buy all the stuff on the Shelf at another store to make their store look full
@JeanneReiterАй бұрын
Just like K-Mart in Sioux Falls, SD. Take back things they didn't even sell. Also called K-Mart come apart. All are closed now.@@oldrrocr
@kolourfulneco4 жыл бұрын
Lost it at “we’re killing it in apples today guys!”
@treborironwolfe4 жыл бұрын
I always use gala apple code for honeycrisps.. more believable ;)
@joshuaborchardt43554 жыл бұрын
They always have buy one get two free limes at the self checkout😆
@ethanmichael174 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@emiliadavis82474 жыл бұрын
KolourfulNexo Me too!! 😄 " Call the orchards, we're gonna need another delivery! "😀😄😁😂🤣😂
@Timetraveler1111MN4 жыл бұрын
Apples 🍏 🍎 I know! So funny. It’s all true though.
@codymoreland44964 жыл бұрын
The bit about his kid wanting him to check the closet for monsters and him saying let's just get out of here was priceless.😂😂
@gypsyrain3692 жыл бұрын
When He Said " The Closet Monster " it's what my sister and i call what ever was going on in our Grandparent's House ! we were like 3 & 4 at the time . Forgot about it Till He Said It !
@katesatriani2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! I am a teacher and also arachnophobic and that was similar to my reaction the first time my students told me there was a HUGE spider in the room - and my reaction was like his- not what they expected and b) "so what do you want me to do about it?" I'm not going near that thing!!
@0331-REAPER3 жыл бұрын
He’s an outstanding comic. That is a very hard life coming up in the business. Good luck Big Mark
@tee415y5103 жыл бұрын
Aww, man! He is FUNNY!! I appreciate comedy that I can listen to without wincing from foul language 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@formerlyarandompropernameb93272 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@annesmith91812 жыл бұрын
Yes! Well said.
@sarathebookworm82954 жыл бұрын
I was a Walmart employee. It’s as if all of the craziness in the area converges at Walmart.
@helenvarner57874 жыл бұрын
What else is open?
@leemartin91564 жыл бұрын
@@helenvarner5787 Used to be Denny's Lol!
@ponderosapondhomestead43444 жыл бұрын
Seems that way doesn’t
@karamzidan98604 жыл бұрын
LoL so do you wanna get a cup of coffe sometime ?
@cricketlee42784 жыл бұрын
Helen Varner Waffle House. 😂
@liveflower8954 жыл бұрын
Honey crisp is my favorite apple. This man knows his fruit.
@scotnick593 жыл бұрын
And Pink Ladies!!
@johnathanmitchell86813 жыл бұрын
I'm a Fuji and Gala guy myself
@toolittletoolate39173 жыл бұрын
Braeburn
@JustBreatheOkay3 жыл бұрын
If apples aren’t organic they taste like plastic, I doubt Walmart carries organic, what are you guys eating ?
@johnathanmitchell86813 жыл бұрын
@@JustBreatheOkay your opinion, mine have always tasted delicious. And yes, just about every grocery store carries organic apples. I'll just assume you live in a small rural community.
@td62593 жыл бұрын
Totally funny! Clean humor is priceless. You have no idea how much I appreciate it! God Bless
@karenking53572 жыл бұрын
I FEEL THE SAME WAY...I WILL NOT LISTEN TO VULGAR JOKES OR CURSING... IN 1982 I HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT WANTED ME TO WATCH A SPECIAL ON TV...ONE OF THOSE I GUESS SOMEONE HAD TO PAY FOR ...IT WAS GONNA BE WITH SOME FRIENDS AND I WAS REALLY DOWN ABOUT MY SICK MOM...SO HE WANTED TO CHEER ME UP AND GET ME LAUGHING...WELL, I HAD TO IDEA 💡, BUT I GAVE IN NOT KNOWING WHO THE COMEDIAN WAS .. IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE MOST VULGAR EVER...RICHARD PRYOR!!😡 I DON'T THINK I WATCHED IT MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES...I WAS SO OFFENDED....EVERY OTHER WORD WAS THE F-BOMB....I WAS INSULTED....I MADE HIM TAKE ME HOME IMMEDIATELY....AND IN AS POLITE TERMS AS I COULD MUSTER, I TOLD HIM IF HE REMOTELY WANTED ANOTHER DATE WITH ME THAT HE'D BETTER CLEAN UP HIS ACT AND QUICK....HE DID 🙂
@td62592 жыл бұрын
@@karenking5357 💜
@darrellmortensen98052 жыл бұрын
Oh be an adult. Not his fault Richard Myers show was not funny to you. As a date you where very rude. I hope he saved his time n money n found another woman instantly. Not his fault your mommy was very sick n dying. You belonged with your mommy n not out on a date with him or any other man. If the comedian had only said one F bomb you'd of found a excuse to hate it. You misfired your negative emotions to your date. So u didn't care for it. Move on. He didn't write the material. Dry bar comedy is a new thing. Comics in clubs for decades n decades have used rated R material. Not being able to handle it was on you. As a polite woman u should of told him I'm going thru some very intense stuff with my moms health. I need to be with her while I can. I bet your a very vanilla personality in the sack.
@darrellmortensen98052 жыл бұрын
Richard Pryer not Meyer F bomb spell check.
@cchaffincc Жыл бұрын
@@darrellmortensen9805 Pryor. His last name is Pryor 😂
@SayHelloToOblivion3 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes at 30:23. “For some reason he’s naked... he’s only wearing a headband.” 😵🤣🤣🤣
@samuelriemer57202 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that had me laughing!
@Commex17 Жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing at that one with the Speedo>>headband 😂😂😂
@theinvisiblestoner7894 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of all of this, right after he was talking about his wife passing gas, I got a febreeze ad.
@seekgodfirst16053 жыл бұрын
Get "KZbin Vanced", no ads.
@CMDolojan3 жыл бұрын
@@seekgodfirst1605 shhhh or everyone will know
@kathovik76583 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅
@brittanyferguson5833 жыл бұрын
7
@rickolacoleman92723 жыл бұрын
I got swiffer ads.
@jessicaruby1ify4 жыл бұрын
Sooooo funny. 🤣🤣👏🏾 He's a natural storyteller. This was a treat to listen to and watch.
@allisonhutchens50694 жыл бұрын
He gets that Jim Gaffigan vibe when his voice goes up.
@fallingpetunias90464 жыл бұрын
I see him as a mix of Jim Gaffigan and Ben Bailey as far as presence goes.
@cristinesplinis58154 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@silvirhunter36074 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl49714 жыл бұрын
Except this guys actually funny.
@donaldleroy65024 жыл бұрын
The only skit I ever saw from Jim gaffigan he devoted 15mins to bacon
@lizbecker16772 жыл бұрын
This was so funny! Waking up with a cup of strong coffee and comedy! Love his Walmart stories and fart jokes.😆🤣
@liivemovement3 жыл бұрын
I started listening to this while I was at work and had to stop. I was laughing way too hard and getting looks 😂😂
@tnp10474 жыл бұрын
Once the waistband of those sweatpants reach armpit level, you have to refer to it as a romper...
@rayford214 жыл бұрын
She must have tightened the drawstring around her neck to keep them from falling down.
@dollymadison23974 жыл бұрын
@@rayford21 😅 We hope. I used to have a neighbor who did that with floor length skirts. Waist to floor converted to underarms to kneecaps.
@jv-lk7bc4 жыл бұрын
maybe you have to ... I didn't sign that contract.
@frozennorthwoods44014 жыл бұрын
My mom had those jumpsuits roughly 30 years ago. I don’t know about now, but back then they were made to fit like that on purpose, like a tube top sewn onto pants. All the moms in the neighborhood wore them when it was hot. Some were pants and some shorts, and a bunch of the styles were in a weird fuzzy material. Maybe polyester, idk. Some had neck straps and some didn’t. Anyways that made me laugh thinking about those jumpsuits! Good memories. Just like shoulder pads in tops and also men’s suit coats made for women with rolled sleeves..haha🤣 Remember those! My generation grew up in the 80’s and 90’s. We had neat clothes, good music and amazing tv shows. Sure miss it! God life was good and simple back then..
@diybronwynsmith2634 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆
@karimayed61694 жыл бұрын
I haven't been to the USA yet, but I'd be the guy waist deep in the DVD bin. Wait for me Walmart!
@PoliticalWonderland4 жыл бұрын
We call Walmart “wally-world” because it’s like a whole nother world in there! It’s not as crazy (for the most part) as people say it is. It’s like a mall with incredible prices 🥰
@yup_its_ME.5124 жыл бұрын
😂 google images "people of walmart" and reconsider your trip!
@karimayed61694 жыл бұрын
@@yup_its_ME.512 I just did and I can't believe what I saw! :-D
@Matty808224 жыл бұрын
legend has it you automatically become an American citizen if you wild out at walmart
@captainredclaw58644 жыл бұрын
From what i understand the amount of food will amaze you
@stealthpanther4 жыл бұрын
Hysterical! Dry bar gives us another gem 🤣
@Anthony-uf3oz3 жыл бұрын
Check Chad Thornsberry !
@ericdavis29283 жыл бұрын
Drybar is great
@NunyaNomi3 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Walmart for letting me live in their parking lot for a month in 2001!
@mjade16733 жыл бұрын
Awe🥺💖💖💖💖👏
@moldovancrisis54823 жыл бұрын
I've been homeless living out of my car, but I was on Forest Service land. It really is a huge thing to have places to be able to just park and sleep. I'm glad you're doing better now (I presume) and likewise for myself, but I respect the hell out of the people working and living out of their cars and the places that allow them to exist. O7
@ericp.78683 жыл бұрын
I've def done that!
@meepenjaap79993 жыл бұрын
Human Kindness-something we don't have enough of. Hope all is well now.
@prosperity44443 жыл бұрын
All walmarts have a policy of allowing people to sleep in their parking lot. You can do it at any walmart in the country this is why you always see rvs parked there.
@toadaytomorrow80293 жыл бұрын
I love your humor! No unnecessary cursing nor offensive material.👍
@jake124666 ай бұрын
Poop & farts are offensive to many people.
@ashleycollins13254 жыл бұрын
Claiming his wife's fart on the wedding party bus...what a gentleman 🤣
@hiitsaliciaempathylovepeac52624 жыл бұрын
I agree! That’s a real man! 👍🏼 😁
@janetremsing69884 жыл бұрын
(Blaming! 🙂)
@nicolecourtney86884 жыл бұрын
If you've ever been subject to wearing a bodice with a petticoat... The gas is UNREAL from not being able to move properly 😂😂😂True gent right here
@MrPangulo0074 жыл бұрын
I've never even thought of that
@ashleycollins13254 жыл бұрын
@@nicolecourtney8688 i know! That gas has nowhere to escape to so it's just loitering around in there with you
@hiitsaliciaempathylovepeac52624 жыл бұрын
“What ya got in there fat man?! sounds like samwiches!” 😂 Being a mom of 5 I relate! I like this dude! & he’s funny too! 👍🏼😁
@Luna_Spiritus3 жыл бұрын
10:49
@nicholasfrancis83813 жыл бұрын
Samwiches? 🤨
@johnlafever31623 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasfrancis8381 Samwiches is a colloquial or slang term. He’s conveying his 2 and 4 yo’s harassment of him.
@brianlove69534 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling I was the weird dude waist deep in the dvd bin.
@kenkellar22463 жыл бұрын
No dude it was me!!!😆😆😆
@quickchris103 жыл бұрын
I like Red Delicious apples. They are the reddest, and look the best in the fruit bowl.
@brianlove69533 жыл бұрын
@Dr Evil 😂✊️
@ArgyleDinosaur3 жыл бұрын
Me too, fam.
@tinawindham69583 жыл бұрын
No shame here👍🏻
@overthenonsense41713 жыл бұрын
I am only half way through this set and I have laughed until tears! The wife passing gas took me down! Thanks so much!
@peedee40652 жыл бұрын
This guy's pretty fascinating in that his skit more closely revolves around his actual life circumstances than most any other comedian I've heard. Very entertaining, fun to listen to.
@joannaedwards6325 Жыл бұрын
Jessi Campbell's comedy is funny too talking about her everyday experiences.
@havad39384 жыл бұрын
Felt very lighthearted. Thoroughly enjoyed his humor!
@ckom94 жыл бұрын
Mark Poolos is good, never heard of him, but he's on my radar now
@meganpriceification4 жыл бұрын
Red Delicious...😂 Those are literally my husband's favorite so he already knew the code!!!! 4422 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michael694194 жыл бұрын
My red delicious is a 4016 Is it regional
@codymoreland44964 жыл бұрын
@@michael69419 mines 4016
@maimyabaebaby81464 жыл бұрын
@megan price 😂😂awesome!!!
@deliezer3 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of the best I’ve heard. Will try to see him more.
@MrBalloonHanz3 жыл бұрын
People of Walmart was one of the first genre of videos I ever watched on youtube. Lmao
@joeymakale97674 жыл бұрын
As a Walmart employee I agree
@jamesbeaver88724 жыл бұрын
I feel Sorry 4 ya...
@Lilac212484 жыл бұрын
I don't know our Walmart I guess special nothing weird, just normal folks in normal human clothes.
@michellpierce72084 жыл бұрын
I work at Wal-Mart too 😆
@Timetraveler1111MN4 жыл бұрын
Get out. Don’t.
@desireecherieanderson36074 жыл бұрын
I work at Walmart as well. Lol
@starharrelson6594 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the fart jokes😆😂🤦 😆 I'm such a child. Lol
@emoash93824 жыл бұрын
Same hahaha
@grandmasnazzy54914 жыл бұрын
Me too
@rosannapomicter72953 жыл бұрын
His jokes hit a new level of originality, too.
@wendytiesing58303 жыл бұрын
Yup, totally made me cry😂
@joannakoors85343 жыл бұрын
Yes! Me too… farts are the funniest no matter how old you are. 😂
@adamg91734 жыл бұрын
He does a lot of shows around Wisconsin and Minnesota. Always delivers. Hilarious and a nice guy to.
@tamihayes53133 жыл бұрын
“Let’s just go to jail!” I’ve never been in a DUI checkpoint but I have experienced talking to police having done nothing wrong but you’re so nervous you start doing stupid stuff. Then you start thinking.. “ just take me to jail this is waaaay to stressful.”
@HiroYoung3 жыл бұрын
"If you will excuse me I have to go buy another drinking car".😆😅🤣😂 hilarious!!
@maimyabaebaby81464 жыл бұрын
"What about mommy? She'll be fine" 🤣🤣
@TeamCat11284 жыл бұрын
“Taking a shower with a cat and a toddler.” I died!😂
@judyfrancis45153 жыл бұрын
"Adverse events" include (and for the most part are limited to) things like a mildly sore arm for a day or two. As for deaths - are you claiming that the vaccinations caused, accelerated, or, in fact, had anything to do with the deaths? If that is your claim, pls provide a link or reference, as I have not been able to find confirmation of such a claim.
@delanisamuela40673 жыл бұрын
It’s one for the books… 😂
@sealyoness3 жыл бұрын
@@judyfrancis4515 Whoa... I thought you were answering AllThat Remains, which would be a really odd response. Cuz I laughed too since I had to bathe a cat a couple times. I know it's just a story because the comic doesn't have visible stitches or scars on his head or arms from the cat panicking on its way out of the shower.
@Timetraveler1111MN3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha the WAY- he says it. Then it’s a French horror movie.
@Timetraveler1111MN3 жыл бұрын
@@judyfrancis4515 not sure where this came from. Many deaths and two blind people from//from only the vaccine in my city.
@reggietisdale45504 жыл бұрын
Like how he chuckles at his own jokes lol.
@kylestringer91913 жыл бұрын
"Rest of that day just flew by" lmao that part got me.
@ericplaysbass3 жыл бұрын
My wife got me a T-shirt years ago that said, “They call me Farticus!” Such a loving woman.
@Rididulouss4 жыл бұрын
"we are killing it on apples" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dakaliajohnson58314 жыл бұрын
"Can you call security, he's wearing a headband!" 💀💀💀 could not breathe after that!
@fatesDeath4 жыл бұрын
I died the crowd lmfao i died
@fatesDeath4 жыл бұрын
I died the crowd lmfao i died
@alexandrexerinda49024 жыл бұрын
This is so funny, I had to pause for a laughing rest break 😂 my stomach is so sore.
@scargriff493 жыл бұрын
Me too…lol
@pamelameckley50403 жыл бұрын
Mark Poolos is incredibly funny, absolutely enjoyed every second of it! Would definitely love to see more from him. 😅🤣💯🔥👍
@vikkitaylor54693 жыл бұрын
I've watched about 10 comedians tonight. It takes a lot to make me laugh. This guy is hilarious! I was crying I was laughing so hard! Must watch! (Except the deer part...)
@melissabrown88784 жыл бұрын
The weirdest thing that ever happened to me that I still remember because it was so crazy happened years ago while I was traveling through Arkansas. I was driving behind a trucker that got an armadillo got caught in its wheel and then it shot the darn thing right into my windshield. It didn't bust through the window but I had to get my window replaced ASAP because the cracks were so bad that I could barely see.
@sagebrooks69074 жыл бұрын
Ditto😡😤😭😳
@relatablegamers90384 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Walmart shipment trucks!! 😂😂
@xraycars19674 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Arkansas
@lynnwilliams82953 жыл бұрын
Wow! Assault with an Armadillo!
@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 Жыл бұрын
Lmao you killed Sonic!
@InterKELLar4 жыл бұрын
I taught my sons that it's chivalrous when guys take the fart blame for the ladies. They now have lots of female friends.
@findantu4 жыл бұрын
Howd you get those wing icons on your name?
@InterKELLar4 жыл бұрын
@@findantu used a font app
@12many4you4 жыл бұрын
How did acting chivalrous make them gay?
@anxiety_disaster4 жыл бұрын
@@12many4you excuse me? having friends of the opposite sex doesn't make you gay it just means you have more friends, and on a bonus, friends that will give you practical advice and insight from another perspective.
@HELLRZR-nm3vv4 жыл бұрын
All of my boys will without a flinch purchase feminine protection as well. And can keep house and cook. I had no idea we were raising Superheroes. Nice boys you got there.
@bushgnome4 жыл бұрын
like a modern day Jim Gaffigan the way he talks and delivers! Love it!
@soulaudacity5553 жыл бұрын
He’s a great storyteller and comic💯
@oregonhighway3 жыл бұрын
It's not just the shoppers at check out, it's the cashiers at your favorite store. I checked groceries for a few years at Kroger, and my favorite regulars sure bought a lot of red apples 😄
@abbykoop53634 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! Thanks for a lot of true belly laughs! 😂
@notSophie4 жыл бұрын
Even my son lost it at the "sad French movie" !
@TheAussieLeo4 жыл бұрын
Walmart sells 100 tonnes of Apples and loses 100 tonnes of exotic fruit.
@Metalheadmike12113 жыл бұрын
Went to Walmart yesterday, immediately thought of this guy and was tempted to dive waist deep in the $5 dvd bin.
@BigWinWinter2 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched / listened to this special several times. Was listening to it again just now. Tears. Tears rolling down my face. Love it. :)
@confusiondelusion45694 жыл бұрын
If i ever brought up my wife farting in public i would no longer have a wife to come home to lmao
@riccileighisreal68894 жыл бұрын
You really mean your wife would actually kill you.
@snarfblattmcdouchenozzle38844 жыл бұрын
Girl farts forever!!
@ponderosapondhomestead43444 жыл бұрын
He might not be alive after this 😜😂🤪🤣
@erinahearn39844 жыл бұрын
Yuuup.
@janetremsing69884 жыл бұрын
@@snarfblattmcdouchenozzle3884 😂 She must be "exhausted"!! 😂
@sandrasherman92944 жыл бұрын
This guy is so funny. His timing is great.
@brengriffin98744 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious! Oh I needed to laugh! Thank you!
@adambatzianis84082 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@nevientadross81293 жыл бұрын
Funny without the cursing and adult content. Genius... thank you 🙏
@mowman77774 жыл бұрын
He's right about deer in Wisconsin. Rode through there and there was a dead deer along the road every few miles.
@rayford214 жыл бұрын
The first week before deer season is suicide week for all deer who care to do so.
@bluem56204 жыл бұрын
Same thing here in Indiana! I've had a few pop out in front of me while riding my motorcycle as well! Talk about a heart attack...so scary!!!
@dallasponder33964 жыл бұрын
Back in the 90's in Kalamazoo Michigan, which is a large city, a 14 point buck was standing in the middle of the busiest road in town. Almost looked like he was thinking (you can't shoot me here)
@missdee44754 жыл бұрын
Omg this guy has me cracking up!
@sevnlight63134 жыл бұрын
Really? It's nearly impossible for me to laugh. Idk I am dead inside 🤷♂️
@yup_its_ME.5124 жыл бұрын
@@sevnlight6313 yup you're probably the guy at the rest stop 😂
@sevnlight63134 жыл бұрын
@@yup_its_ME.512 🤫
@user-dz1cv8kl5n4 жыл бұрын
HE'S HILARIOUS 😂😂
@randomiser433 жыл бұрын
"I can tell she was embarrassed, so I stood up and said that was me!" ❤️
@carlosdyer58683 жыл бұрын
The lady farts bit had me rollin' !
@isabellegrayson91344 жыл бұрын
Get this man a Netflix special!
@CowenGittens4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest I've seen on this channel.
@Anthony-uf3oz3 жыл бұрын
Yo,check Chad Thornsberry!
@skinwizard60974 жыл бұрын
As an oklahoman who listens to comedy speacials everyday at work, with five kids. I relate to this *new to me* comedian Mark Poolos... Nice special Mr. Poolos
@punkyreggaeparty87863 жыл бұрын
Outstanding comedian! Thank you so much for this. I really needed to laugh today. ❤ 😄
@michellenorris84713 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being so honest Mark Poolos, self respect, respect for family & friends', I hope will keep you strong. Your comedy's great too.
@zerotothezero40454 жыл бұрын
"He's just wearin' a headband." I laughed so f*cking hard!
@scottiefraher58824 жыл бұрын
I have seen some crazy stuff go down in Walmart...hilarious!! 😂
@cjcj69453 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny!!! Like the delivery & calm demeanor!👍😂
@AramisWyler3 жыл бұрын
No joke I had to stop eating my almond joy because I was laughing so hard it wasn't safe to eat. Great routine.
@natashahill19882 жыл бұрын
Have had a long day at work & a rough one. I needed this! Laughed so hard I was crying. Thank you!!
@lw32694 жыл бұрын
The "Switcheroo" is exactly why it takes 30 minute to return anything at Walmart. Even if you bring back something new and sealed, the clerks need to open it all up and investigate so they are not getting scammed. Thanks, Mark's dad.
@jamiewilliams31792 жыл бұрын
You’re welcome! 😀
@TonyStark-nr5uw3 жыл бұрын
Very funny dude, made my day much better, endless laughs,the Walmart checkout part and his dad retuning stuff made me feel better I’m not the only one that has done that.
@Dreadtheday3 жыл бұрын
"Lady in a sweatpants" killed me....
@mycreations3187 ай бұрын
That was one of the best I’ve seen. That was great. Kept me laughing from beginning to end. Thank you.❤❤
@bobyo66033 жыл бұрын
Lmao the drinking car had me rolling lmao
@CousinFeetus4 жыл бұрын
"Gotta buy a new drinking car" 😂🤣
@rush2x0x5swish84 жыл бұрын
This dude has great relatable jokes for the struggle as a dad 😂
@cloroxbleach51594 жыл бұрын
I’m the person stacking and organizing the candy in the large bins 😂.
@KiKiQuiQuiKiKi Жыл бұрын
Worth watching twice!!!❣️❣️❣️
@Tootleooooooo2 жыл бұрын
Mark Poolos!!! First time seeing him..SO BRILLIANTLY HILARIOUS!! I needed that🤣😂💖
@zzubuzz4 жыл бұрын
He's one of the good ones here for sure. Dry bar is to commercial stand up comedy what home cooking is to a sit down restaurant.
@jeffjohnson84434 жыл бұрын
Walmartians. Yep, they are all the same everywhere.
@dandrake13723 жыл бұрын
Never seen him before. Great skit. Really funny and I’m glad to Not vulgar talk as with some comedians
@orangequant3 жыл бұрын
this guy gets better and better as he oils his way into the routine. thanks.
@lindablue74943 жыл бұрын
Too funny! I don't usually laugh at fart jokes but omg. I was laughing so hard I can't even type this.
@tonya18574 жыл бұрын
Im diggin these dry bar comics.. The new fav is susan cupcake jones.. "Girls if u want a ring this big you gotta move to a tech town and learn to play dungeons n dragons!!"