Welcome to Jurassic “Ark” - Ark Survival Ascended

[@chrisandrews6185]

"That's a weird yawn." Is a pretty epitaph for Simon's headstone.

[@rileyanderson-uk3ql]

How his body went flying then just rolled to neebs's feet was hilarious. At least it will be easier to bury him.

[@urazz7739]

I thought it would be more related to sandwiches or pasta.

[@cuddlyrobot]

I spent the entire episode wondering why Simon was dressed like Elton John until they showed the Deinosuchus and I realized it's just a pink Ghillie Suit

[@lankthompson7167]

I was confused as well, I thought they had a new friend like in Elden Ring

[@lankthompson7167]

Only if those Raptors, in the coolest pen, leveled up when you fed them. Then you could tame super deluxe mega Raptors!

[@ricbulow]

Just want to remind all, that neebs is NOT as innocent as he pretends to be. He states to not kill innocents, yet gladly kills innocent crabs (Elden Ring). Let it be known, that we're on to you, neebs!

[@DJO86able]

Its funny how I can watch KZbinrs doing allsorts on Ark and be bored senseless. But watching the Neebs crew doing almost nothing is great 👍 love you guys.

[@THWY3k]

There Commentary Is just Unmatched Lol 😂

[@BronzedTube]

Indeed. I feel the same.

[@shawnhousewright7973]

It's like watching them on subnautica and then playing it urself. Without thier banter and antics it's just not the same

[@MrNickcrush]

That is because they aren't playing ark, they are putting on a show.

[@jamesgoogle1744]

the only other ark creator i watch anymore is mr. smart guy his civilization experiments are quite entertaining and i believe would be the funnest way to play the game

[@danielgray4239]

Simon's lifeless corpse being thrown towards Neebs had me freaking rolling. 😂

[@autisticgamer24]

The fact that they managed to make the cage from the movie nearly dead on is impressive.

[@anthonyhorst7116]

Ive been up all night with my dying dog..i really needed a little piece of happiness today. Thank you to everybody at neebs gaming..therapy for a lonely old man..love you guys!

[@loveletterhive]

Oh man, that sucks. My thoughts and prayers are with you!

[@zackwalters8797]

I'm sorry about your dog. I hope you feel better soon.

[@lahayestudiofrqc8708]

Damn bro I did the same with my cat a few years ago and I feel that comment. Losing a friend is always sad.

[@trexgson1594]

Love ya, brother. I know it's rough. You have my thoughts and prayers.

[@JamesTKruk]

Brother sending love your way

[@Randomonium66]

21:20 Watching Simon go from Ghillie suit to mass of meat is amazing

[@Twelvegage30]

2:15, "didn’t have what it took" aka wasn't able to solo an Alpha Megalodon.

[@cmeyer1307]

i just saw simon strategically place himself before dismounting! I think the world is ending

[@scottvermillion5691]

Imagine being on a Flying Death machine..an Argentavis...and instead trying to kill a Bronto with a Crossbow..😂

[@faeryvixenetc]

came here to say this LOL

[@jeffewart4381]

He did kill it though

[@toooldgamers]

Right?? The titanoboas were RIGHT THERE.

[@FatsMuffinEater]

thank you, my comment had the word 'mong' in it and I couldn't get it to leave and so was reluctant to post it as I am trying to be a nice person.

[@timothykrause2327]

Holy cow, holy man!!! Kibble! Other than not punching your unconscious tame in the head, it’s the next important thing for taming.

[@JaySogga]

a skill decades in the making

[@faraqeel5556]

@@JaySogga Most likely going to forget about kibble in the next ARK series they do

[@winksley1981]

Haha that pink gillie suit needs to be simons ark uniform from now on.....just great stuff

[@sirtainlee8725]

I have a warm fuzzy feeling after that episode. The lads really are friends after all!

[@Rhenawedd5000]

The “hold my hand” was just the freakin most cutest thing ever.

[@SargyC]

🎵 Midlife mutant ninja dora. Chillin in the sewer, sewer chillin 🎵

[@ApocalypseFox]

I am so proud of you guys for making kibble! It seems like only yesterday you were trying to put Diplodocus saddle on a Doedicurus.

[@Mr_Yorke]

😂😂😂

[@jballaviator]

That was at least two weeks ago give the guys credit. ... Nah you're right someone told em.

[@jcj1764]

Simon is running around, looking like a walk-in bottle of Pepto-Bismol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PinkTuskedMammoth]

I love it!

[@cheesyascot]

BoneAppleTea... walking bottle. When have you ever walked into a bottle? Or see anyone dressed as a bottle that can be walked into?...

[@ApocolypseChild]

@@cheesyascot It's gotta be either auto-correct or, more likely, voice-to-text.

[@elricrobo1002]

I think during the last podcast he said Baskin Robbins colors.

[@nathanielcockayne2376]

4:20 glad we're all in agreement that the redwood is so stupid but still also the best 🎉❤

[@cmanicgaterau3263]

I've never seen anyone kill a bronto with a crossbow when the have an agentavis that would have killed it in half the time.

[@servaegar1572]

Simon with the early reference! And to finish it for you good sir; "...ooh wee. Put it in the air!"!

[@johnplaysgames3120]

No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks.

[@seamusmacleod413]

Just got out of the hospital this morning after some intense surgery just to have a new episode of neebs gaming. Things are looking up! Thanks to everyone at neebs gaming!

[@tazstidson4231]

... Get well soon. Thinking of you. 💚💙💜💖💛

[@mikeni4252]

I love how much Simon has progressed

[@GryphonD]

You did an excellent job editing this one, Dora; truly a man of many talents. 😉

[@DavidBrendan7799]

I didn't like Dora, at first. One of the first videos I watched it seemed like he was more an outsider, but man has he ever grown on me and is arguably the best one! They are all good, but Dora is just a notch ahead in my books!

[@BlairHorror]

its fascinating that Neebs knows animals spread seeds in there poop, but he doesn't know how to read...or do math

[@Faycelmett]

He is truly the ultimate hillbilly

[@nopenah5681]

Hes a farmer warrior, not a mathematician. That's huh none of them are very good at math Nevermind

[@eddiegardett9557]

It's fascinating that you don't know how to apostrophize "its" or the difference between there and their

[@diveforknowledge]

Sounds like the average high school student today, tbh.

[@TotallyNotRedneckYall]

@@eddiegardett9557 I just learned a new word 😂

[@MacEriu]

A pink ghillie suit is so Simon

[@KennethMabie]

well most animals are color blind .. its the same effect as flame orange for real world hunters .. so other people can see you but the animals dont.. also side note .. ever notice the smaller animals have pupils that match if they are predator or prey .. cats eyes are vertical (up and down) its so they can see movement through grass easier .. but big cats like tigers and lions have round pupils cause they can see over the grass.. while goats and ibex's and the like have horizontal pupils so they can scan over a wider distance and catch movement also the positioning of the eyes 99% of the time a predator has both eyes facing forwards while a prey animal has eyes on the sides of its head

[@thethumper088]

The answer was actually 12 for the first equation

[@kevinshoemaker1601]

Yes. Order of operations

[@IEfromCT]

PEMDAS ftw!

[@Asertix357]

Tell me you don't know how to do math, without telling me you don't know how to do math. The answer is actually sandwich.

[@jonhoge153]

If it's written as a single equation. The way neebs was dictating it, one operation at a time, there is no bedmas or whatever, so 14 would be valid.

[@IronwolfXVI]

@@jonhoge153 the opposite actually. he never said = after 2+5 so 12 is the answer.

[@jakeeasterwood9317]

Hilarious! Simon is disguised in pink flamingo camo.

[@GreenfaceONE]

I got your reference Simon! Sticky Icky, wink, wink.

[@ss4gogetaz]

good ol' wacky tabaccy. dora woulda got it lol

[@tazstidson4231]

... I too got this reference... Lol.

[@andyreid7274]

No stems, no seeds, no sticks

[@nathanielcockayne2376]

Simon just gets better with age. Pooweee stick it in the air, air, air

[@chefdan87]

Simon becoming a puddle of death like the imps in the first doom was hilarious.

[@Dr.Reason]

Neebs is so pathetically moral regarding killing babies and herbivores it’s adorable. But it sure adds to the hilarious dynamics of the game show.

[@brainflash1]

I remember my first rope bridge in Ark. It was so nice to have, until the mod broke.

[@JamesD-qt8gz]

Saturday morning cartoon fix is always good it reminds me of the 80’s.

[@DrinkingDuckDexter]

I think Appsro would love the building in Aloft. The crew should definitely add it to the list to check out. Seeing Simon struggle to use the glider would be worth it alone.

[@mrrobz207]

Simon you can fish with sap or you used to be able too

[@gabrielalameda6005]

Didn't help kill it,but volunteered to dispose the body😂

[@constantinvaldor1498]

I hired Simon to do eight odd jobs for me, but at the end of the day, he'd only done jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7. Appsro thinks the number 288 should never be mentioned! It's two gross! Doraleous just got done watching American Pie. He give it a 3.14 And how far can Neebs recite pi? "Key lime, cherry, pumpkin, pecan" Sorry after all the math talk I couldn't help myself!

[@TheGreatNanaue]

Lol nice!

[@redefv]

Need some sticky ickee to relax 😉

[@JesseWinford69]

I don't get the appsro one. Is there a significance of 288. Is that like 2 women? Like 2 is the # and the 8 is a woman? Maybe the death of or by a level 288 animal?

[@TheGreatNanaue]

It's a number pun. A gross is 144. So two gross would be 288

[@frankvaldeziil5186]

6:20 "When they say assisted murder that counts" "Yea but you get less time"

[@rysiii811]

hypocrisy is real, killing allied argies by neglect is fine, killing neutrals is murder (not to confuse with slaughtering an animal, not quite human tbh)

[@swizzlesticxx]

Neebs being totally cool about killing babies now is concerning. He’s done a weird 180 in terms of savageness in the last month or so.

[@fuzzy8593]

Simon’s argy looks awesome 😂

[@stillakilla7520]

Simon again the voice of reason!!!!

[@dzlit]

Hey guys. I didn't know how to let know about this, so I put it here. There's someone making shorts out of your Warzone animated series kzbin.infomCsvmrgP8qM?si=tHZeKbICTFCKv0Iz

[@andrewpearse9411]

Thank you for the longer episode.

[@spookyliciously]

this is truly a historical moment here cuz for the first time ever in years or maybe decades Neebs Gaming crew made a kibble.

[@65Reidlos]

2+5x2÷1 actual done out as described due to PEMDAS is 12 because with what we know (no parentheses), is 5x2 = 10 then divided by 1, which is still 10, then + 2 which is 12.

[@SurvivorDK]

“I’ll tell the judge, I couldn’t have done it without you” lol 8:07

[@redefv]

1:07 woooo eeee! Simon is old like me.

[@sirtainlee8725]

Imagine Neebs stumbling on that dead Bronto in the middle of nowhere! Nothing to do with it, at all.

[@BigManJamie1985]

Amazon raptor pen, love the referencs!! And amazing job Appsro on your village build!

[@jordanpendleton9686]

Has anyone else noticed that neebs only has a moral code when he can use it to inconvenience hit team and use it as an excuse to not help?

[@KilyanAustin]

"Yeahh but you get less time" came out so quick😂 nice one Simon Also absolutely love the little town Appsro built. Inspiration for a non creative guy like me. 2+5×2=12

[@reefchiefer]

Everytime neebs says 'letter' all I can think of is "yeah, you focus on your landing, we're gon' do the letter"

[@j-ray5847]

21:21 definitely one of the funniest deaths to happen on this channel. right up there with appsro telling simon to hit space bar in 7 days.

[@jpzombies3425]

I love how simon grew and painted his bird his own colors

[@bowie.90]

the Elton John ghillie suit MUST stay. It might be camouflage, but you guys will never lose track of Simon again!

[@DeinoSarcosuchus]

That yawn got me lol The moment his gaping ended without a snap I realised there was trouble

[@LackOfHarmony]

Omg. Simon looks like a muppet.

[@yetibeardson1168]

I love the basically zero explanation for Simon going from "A pimp named slickback" to "Ghili Queen".

[@Fyrebirdi]

Lowkey shocked that kibble was made. Didn't even think Neebs knew about it 🤣

[@toooldgamers]

I wondered how the hell he knew about kibble but not that titanoboas give prime meat. So much easier to grab one with an argy than to shoot a Bronto lol

[@corneliusmaximus3693]

NEEBS: That's assistant murder! Simon: Yeah, but you get less time. 😅 Oh SIMON

[@fallenjedi4779]

Not a second of hesitation either!

[@corranbfg]

Love theses longer videos. Keep them coming guys! ❤

[@shadram_nz]

What building mods are they using? The buildings and bridge Apsro built are amazing, I need those mods!

[@xX_Zieva_Xx]

I'm wondering this too!

[@seanring684]

What’s the mod that has these bridges? Is it Klinger additional structures?

[@bas9752]

"No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks. Some of that real sticky icky icky. Ooh wee!"

[@999theeagle]

Simon's use of pink is getting outrageous and I love it!

[@bobbyyoshi62]

I wish i could watch neebs gaming all day everday for forever.

[@Mecklor44]

Once Simon was within 5 feet of them teeth, we were all thinking the same thing. Clever gator

[@IamGrief887]

Neebs does realize that slaughtering peaceful animals is a fairly necessary aspect of farming, right?

[@IamGrief887]

Also, I'm pretty sure that part of it being prime meat is that it's not an adult carnivore. Eating meat (especially raw meat) makes an animal more prone to parasites. Carnivores in the wild are probably loaded with parasites. That ruins the meat. Neebs is just going to have to accept that herbivores are food. In fact, they're the superior food. Remember that, vegans.

[@lostgenius]

One minute in and Neebs is such a silly billy

[@DavidBrendan7799]

You guys are nuts and I love every moment of it! BEST ending to a video, ever!

[@LuckyArmpit]

This was just what I needed. Well done and thank you!

[@myamcmahan7984]

Do y'all have somewhere a mods list for this series? I love the decorations but don't know what mods they're from

[@bcrose1996]

Wait a minute Neebs , you need spark powder in the preserving bin to keep whatever you have in there actually preserved. You can't just put something in there and it automatically becomes preserved. That made me laugh though, and I hope one of you guys sees this comment that way you could tell Neebs.

[@nm11111111able]

Is this the first time since the beginning they made their own actual kibble?

[@MamaOlden]

I had to look really hard to see Simon's face. From far away he looks like a walking pink Big Bird. I love appsro's villages. I was hoping appsro and dora were going to capture the pink t-rex they saw.

[@devonwarmack4726]

This isn’t meant to be a jab at any of you guys. I’m so glad you are all still here and sharing yourselves with us. You’re all wonderful people… and some of us can see that and appreciate it just from what little you’ve shown us. We all have the ability to. Only some of us exercise it. With that being said. I miss Thick. Thank you guys so much for the memorial thing you guys did a bit ago. I haven’t been able to watch it all the way through yet but I will soon.

[@FlyLikeRedBull]

i dont want to give appstro any ideas, but cant you build a platform on the redwoods? hence the one on a train lmao

[@philldavis5653]

Does anyone know what mods or content packs they are using for the builds? I would love to build with that and have the paintings and rugs.

[@destroyingangel9838]

"The goggles they do nothing." I think you're defeating the purpose of the gillies suit. Lol

[@sterby1]

2+5*2 = 12 actually. PEMDAS, people. PEMDAS!

[@chrisford7909]

Bedmas for me!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@TheFrosty1994]

I came to comments hoping someone else saw that.

[@bobinator17]

BODMAS! Indeed :) sooo many don't know lol

[@flowingcrimson]

THANK you, I kept thinking the math was not mathing lol.

[@jamesgoogle1744]

I came here for this reason math is important and proper procedure is vital

[@jarod9793]

Anyone else here laying in bed scratching their belly button when they remember this gaming channel they haven’t watched in about 10 years. Yeah. Me too

[@Darth_Fader9888]

So of the train is called "The Big Red Wood" you can ride the big red wood wherever you want.

[@hoibit]

Ah to be in the golden zone of a game where the crew is far enough in where y'all are able to go full silly and do all the crazy that you do.

[@chromezz]

Simon is really going hard on the pink stuff! Looking fab!

[@ghostchilli8022]

Whoo doesnt go 'ooooo weee' after sticky icky icky ? 😂

[@Darth_Fader9888]

Not me, I say "*cough cough cough, gaaaasp, cough cough*"

[@jonhoge153]

Ok, you've triggered a half memory, what's that from?

[@ghostchilli8022]

@@jonhoge153 Still Dre by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg 🤣

[@jonhoge153]

@@ghostchilli8022 thanks, probly been a good decade since I heard that song

[@ghostchilli8022]

@jonhoge153 it was on the 2001 album by Dre, so a more like a couple decades 😜

[@feralprocessor9853]

9:50 Technically you guys are on a hyperadvanced Space-zoo, that most likely take care of itself, even if you kill just one bronto.

[@Sup_Fools]

Oh my god I was not prepared for Simon to stop being people all of a sudden. 😂

[@runselvarun26]

Neebs really showing the western North Carolina education system is one of the nations finest

[@babybooiluvyou]

Is there a list anywhere of the mods being used?

[@richard439]

Simon getting snapped by that gator had me dying 😂😂😂

[@jamesarcher9916]

Honestly happy to see we haven’t seen another nitrado sponser since the first one. Don’t know if you guys actually took what we said on board but regardless it’s nice to see my favourite series free of that parasite

[@OptionalZero]

@10:30 I have been waiting for THIS exact feature in SO many games most of my adult gaming life. this alone makes me want to pick up Ark2 now! Oh the possibilities!

[@thesarcasticcatfish5215]

This is Ark Ascended, Ark 2 hasn’t been released yet

[@feralprocessor9853]

Right off the bat, I like Simon's new barney costume. ;)

[@BeMoreGooderPeople]

Need to list the mods you use.

[@InfiniteJourney-kz6ir]

Enjoyed the show very much !!!!!!!Thank You Neebs Gaming !!!!!! 😀

[@anthonykequahtooway7410]

We need some new episodes of Dora & Associates ❤

[@troykurz9615]

I can't stop laughing at Simon's new duds, y'all are killing me!

[@Huckleberry_Sid]

Neebs has to simultaneously be one of the worst and best teammates to play a survival game with. Says they need prime meat, but wont lift a finger to get it if it means killing a baby or passive creature. 🤣

[@ericblake3629]

Is there a mod list somewhere based on the mods you guys use? I can't find a few of them but I like them and want to use them