Welcome to the BLÅHAJ Zone: A TED Talk. 【idolEN | Rin Penrose】

[@MitchieSorenVT]

truly the most presentation i've ever seen. thanks for the stream today, rin! timestamps: 5:23 - stream starts 8:45 - what is shark? 10:36 - shark history 16:33 - shark anatomy 23:21 - statistics 26:41 - things shark likes 43:46 - how to care for shark → 49:17 - a beginner's guide to rechonking → 52:32 - how to wash your shark 54:17 - extensive intro to rin's sharks → 54:44 - nibbles → 55:57 - finley → 56:51 - puddles → 57:38 - terry → 59:56 - mako → 1:01:24 - sharky and coconut (honorable mention) 1:02:52 - the other little guys → 1:03:20 - skeeball and granola → 1:05:00 - sharkle and gerald → 1:07:12 - snuggles and dottie → 1:09:25 - callie splatoon and marshmallow pusheen → 1:11:00 - chikorita and bulbasaur → 1:12:19 - bob and milo → 1:14:48 - the plinko and harvest → 1:17:38 - sobble-bobble and mudkip 1:19:50 - new unnamed friend → 1:26:48 - name reveal 1:27:00 - rin had a secret agenda this whole time → 1:27:30 - secret agenda reasoning: the short version → 1:27:58 - a very convincing graph 1:28:28 - in conclusion: shark 1:28:40 - presentation ends 1:30:44 - stream ends

[@caffeine_canis]

thanks so much for the timestamps!!!!

[@OhNyo69]

Based timestampchad

[@Zuiccon]

After watching this stream. I concluded that this is one of the streams of all time

[@Zuiccon]

After watching this stream. I concluded that this is one of the streams of all time

[@micahfoley9572]

if you watched all the presentations ever, you'd definitely see this one.

[@caliburnhimself]

What is BLÅHAJ? For the blind, it is light. For the hungry, it is bread. For the sick, it is the cure. For the sad, it is joy. For the poor, it is the treasure; for the debtor, it is forgiveness.

[@lizzythelizard2947]

Some blind people can see light just…..just wanted to say

[@haruka.rabuii]

@@lizzythelizard2947 maybe they should change it to sight??????

[@8koi245]

@@lizzythelizard2947 skill issue

[@ZenseZone]

For a Swede, it is a blue shark.

[@lizzythelizard2947]

@@haruka.rabuii yeah probably

[@inapostle8th]

Can we have a Rin plushie made specifically to ride on the back of a BLÅHAJ ? Also... The fact that each and every plushie as a lore and a personality is just perfectly splendid.

[@MichaelOKeefe2009]

I WANT A WIDDLE RINNY POO PLUSHY WUSHY!!!!!!

[@Sleepyfoxlyricsandstories]

I need one

[@OhNyo69]

I am so angry at the public education system for not educating me on the magnificence of BLÅHAJ. Thank you, your majesty, for opening my eyes.

[@dogouchu4356]

Truly a great ruler, who is sure to lead her subjects to success in Blähaj

[@sarltavira5315]

Im on track to getting my PHD In marine biology now. Thank you, Professor Penrose. I will link to this stream in my dissertation: "On little guys and their softness".

[@micahfoley9572]

i think you'll find that "floof" is the correct technical term. from the latin "floofinus"

[@wakipai3D]

​@@micahfoley9572 I will use this for future reference

[@micahfoley9572]

@@wakipai3D then my work here is done. Go forth, soldier of floof!

[@magosofmars8410]

There is something endearingly cute about a person obsessing over something they love

[@bloodbrothers6556]

What if it is a yandere

[@EST283]

@@bloodbrothers6556 shhhhhh

[@TordBot69]

@@bloodbrothers6556 a yandere except the person they love is a blåhaj

[@Doodle_Head]

@@bloodbrothers6556yandere obsess over people, not things

[@superfangirl_gachalife1236]

What if they’re obsessing over the lore of FNAF? Is that endearingly cute?

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

"Is it shark week?" Rin: "It is now!" 🦈

[@ryofsun]

Rin, I cannot believe this. I finally got to watch this VOD yesterday and was thoroughly convinced that I needed to obtain a BLÅHAJ as soon as possible. THEN, today through a series of events I was graced with the opportunity to attend Ikea at short notice - even more coincidentally the same day you were going to Ikea. And my good fortunes were rewarded, I have adopted a son, a Blåhaj of my own and I am over the moon, what a wonderful day! Thank you for work, I hope you can take this as a prime example of the good you have done.

[@LoneWindtheWolf]

This was the best TED talk I've ever seen. Very clear and informative and it showed me the whole IKEA lore. Thanks for this very informative stream, prince. Hopefully management can clearly see why BLAHAJ is truly a business expense. Also, i loved the part when Rin said "it's BLAHAJing time" and then she BLAHAJ'd everyone with her IKEA sharks. that was truly one of the moments ever made from Rin Penrose XD

[@castform57]

I love the acknowledgement that it is indeed Blåhaj, not Blahaj, but pronouncing it Blahaj is so much more fun. There also seems to be a certain fascination towards sharks by the british, especially if it's a sculpture put up against the city's wishes. There's Sharks! and also the roof shark, amazing stories both.

[@RntLnr]

To think I didn't even know about The Divine Existence of the Blahaj before meeting Your Majesty... I was blinded, lost in a world of darkness, and you showed me light. Thank you for changing my life, Gracious and Benevolent, Rin-sama! I shall welcome in my humble domicile The Heavenly Little Guy and transcend by Their Holy Vibes 🙏

[@Pudding404]

I could listen to Our Royal Highness talk about her Ikea sharks for hours. This was so cute, good to know our tax dollars are being put to good use.

[@dabombishere123]

This lore did indeed go deeper than Rin debut 1.0 and 2.0. Thanks for introducing your family. May it grow even more in the future. 👑

[@Dressup_Doll]

Am I going to watch Rin talk about IKEA sharks for an hour and a half? Not consecutively, but yes. Yes, I am. It’s basically what I’ve done my whole life, giving my plushies names and personalities.

[@sleeplessindefatigable6385]

Okay, I'm subbing just because of this stream. The dedication to BLÅHAJ is simply astounding, and it's nice hearing another British voice on here. I shall watch your career with great interest.

[@ITHimea]

Rechonking IKEA Sharks, best stream ever. 💜👑🦈 Bri'ish Sharks, Awesome stream! 🦈🦈

[@darmandez]

This has to be in the top 3 of PPT presentations done by a vtuber xD Thank you so much for introducing your shark family to us Rin!!

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

The Plinko is majestic. What a sight. I do feel inspired, strong-willed and more focused.

[@Piprup]

This has been one of the best streams I've ever witnessed. Thank you Rin, really. You made my day. Have a nice evening, your highness 👑

[@rinoakirova1548]

The most endearing TED Talk I've ever heard. I pledge my full support to set up a Shark colony on the moon.

[@ChocoMilkTea]

This is the best and cutest presentation ever tskr🦈 BLÅHAJ/10 Thank you for the stream! OtsukaRin👑 o7

[@arbapot]

this is my new favourite stream ever! your passion for your little boys (and a little girl hi puddles) makes me just the happiest. thanks for the stream, your majesty 🦈

[@anialternative]

Was thinking about buying a BLÅHAJ in the last couple of days. KZbin recommending me the stream might have been the best advertisement possible.

[@nekochadechu]

I have used this stream to fall asleep 3 times now for some reason listening to Rin talking about ikea shark is the best thing to relax-

[@Yohtoh]

Please Ikea, sponsor this prince, I honestly am amazed 👏 by the amount of creativity, love, and appreciation that came with this presentation! 👑 ❤️ Idol Corp, please give her a chibi shark avatar! Onegai! 🙏

[@AWS]

i need a BLÅHAJ now...

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

An hour and 30 minutes of explaining the superiority of the IKEA Sharks of the Penrose Royal Court, their capacity to change the world, and various other plushies that will make your heart swell with joy. Truly a stream like no other. Well done, Milord. I applaud your ability to state the facts and _only_ the facts (citations included), your superior camera angles in capturing the beauty of your shark children doing what they do best, and your intent to convince IDOL management that Plushie-sharks (of the BLAHAJ kind) are the only expense the Penrose Royal Court will ever need. I am SURE Management is now preparing the papers to do your bidding. The NUMBERS don't LiE!! *✧\(>o

[@DayLightKnight95]

My knowledge of Blåhaj has increased by 400% today, and I am a better man for it. Thank you for the extremely informative stream Rin!

[@cabutler1]

Yes, an excellent Ted Talk about the greatness that is the Ikea Shark. Truly you've out done yourself, Rin.

[@BennedicktusPeter]

rewatching this while hugging my freshly-washed George, my BLAHAJ I had for 4 years now

[@Agercy]

This is my second time watching the presentation. I'm twice convinced to add BLÅHAJ to my nonexistent plushie collections. Also, Shark.

[@addicat30]

thanks for the stream!! even though i was only able to watch the last minute live :( definitely watching the vod tho

[@raikiro797]

Never in my life have i ever seen someone talk so passionately about a single subject

[@Salvius.Praetor]

I now own 5 plushie sharks. Know that if the whole royalty thing doesn't work out, IKEA will definitely hire you as at least a manager.

[@TheTrueArkher]

We should petition to get a Blahaj in 🅱in colors.

[@lybula]

We should turn our highness into a marketable plushie, one might dare say.

[@MatheusVinicius-eh1jl]

I sometimes can barely watch 1 hour of VOD streams without skipping some parts, but I heard every single word of this video.

[@rabbitpomelo5346]

Discovered your highness's channel after her birthday, I've been laughing so much since then. The TED talk is full of passion and enthusiasim, amazing. Thanks so much for the stream, looking forward for another BLÅHAJ themed stream. Now I'm heading to IKEA

[@sptsnc]

rin is such a fucking menace she keeps making me wanna get a shark and i dont even know if we have ikeas in brazil/if they sell the sharks

[@AidanS99]

I found you and the rest of Idol En thanks to Koe’s video that came out earlier today. Y’all are really cool.

[@GrimmBlackSouls]

Her Majesty is quite breathtaking when she gets excited like this. A blessed Ted Talk this was.

[@BobuxNoob]

I can confirm that blåhaj has made my life 600000% better

[@ReformedConch]

Nice to see all the IKEA Sharks for this stream, Rin!

[@Aurora-dh6pw]

I just ordered my first 2 Blåhaj :>> can't waittt, they're gonna have so much fun with my other plushies

[@blackjay4596]

I have only just discovered this channel but I must thank you for teaching us about Le Blahaj, the trans community is pleased XD

[@MegaApostel]

Never would have believe that the first full stream i would check out on a Vtuber wouldnt be their debut stream but one of the best PowerPoint presentation I know. Should that sponsorship finally coem ( as its only a matter of "when" and not "IF") I will buy that shark

[@mystarnoxs]

Saw a clip of you loving the IKEA shark. Now I'm here and subbing!

[@Anon893]

Thanks for the fun stream and TED Talk Rin 💜 👑 🦈

[@Lucifer-1020]

Pet the BLÅHAJ Protec the BLÅHAJ FORFEIT ALL WORDLY POSSESSIONS TO THE BLÅHAJ

[@shadowclann28]

with just the context of the thumbnail and the video length its amazing

[@syntheskeleton]

Personal Blahaj anecdote: I went to visit my friend after going to a concert, and they lent me one of their many Blahaj during my stay. I went to Ikea as soon as I could when I got back just to adopt one of my own, the comfort and vibes were unmatched. I'd like to thank Mrs. Chemical Romance for allowing me to see the light of Blahaj with my own two eyes.

[@quartzninja]

I now feel the overwhelming urge to purchase a 50cm IKEA shark. I will update in the event that I am ever able to acquire one.

[@torazely]

Been seeing your shorts pop up for about a week now. Moment I saw you had a vod about blahaj, I knew I has to see it. As a proud shonk parent myself, the world must know the truth: blahaj are perfection incarnate.

[@mansonfd7835]

A weapon that could surpass the metal gear itself.

[@ouroboricscribe3201]

Rin has singlehandedly kept the BLÅHAJ in production to give more people a chance to acquire eternal happines.

[@alexkemplen772]

Me and my Blåhaj enjoyed watching this.

[@fandomonic_plague]

Fin Penrose is amazing and should be recognised

[@AliceKaede]

Until today I didn't know I needed IKEA Shark in my life... Thanks for showing me perfection my prince 💜👑🦈

[@blackfirehedgehog7725]

I have learned much of Blåhaj today. Thank you for enlightening me. They are all good. I have one of The Plinko's cousins! He looked quite familiar so I had to go on a little hunt and confirmed it. She's sitting on my desk as I type this.

[@el5anto]

This is my first TED talk ever and the only one I will ever need.

[@TheDragonInTown]

the sound of people (rin) squealing (screaming) into the blahaj is amazing (terrifyingly recognizable)

[@christopherjaya342]

The moment I saw this content, I immediately press subscribe. Good stuff.

[@VoidPrincessNoire]

I have purchased three Blåhaj for myself and three more for friends. Really can’t have enough!

[@Thelongestshrimp]

Rin is the king of blahaj

[@Moonlit_Sakura]

This has inspired me to get a Blåhaj. Thank you for your beautiful presentation.

[@jackmafo832]

A wonderful presentation by Her Royal Majesty, 🅱️in 🅱️en🅱️ose!

[@liamj2790]

I went to IKEA after watching this. No Blahaj but I have now acquired a 39” Blavingad. My mood has quite literally never been better.

[@atlas2436]

Loved every minute of this, great stream! All praise IKEA SHARK! 🦈🦈

[@boggart273]

My brain is now stronger, all thanks to this informative shark presentation. Perfect. Inmaculate. 🅱️In/10

[@xPancake]

Your swedish pronunciation is really good! I was surprised but I have to expect it from the Blåhaj expert.

[@Kuristina_M]

YT algorithm brought me here and I'm here to stay. Love your giggles

[@aleiagoxd1986]

I love how your highness is serious about everything

[@loydcasteneda1950]

Thank you for today's stream Rin and Happy Thanksgiving :3

[@MikaHolic_Channel_OFFICIAL]

oh dang i missed this?! aaaaaaaah wonderful presentation Rin!

[@michalzin]

Thank you for educational presentation. And I look forward to shark documentaries watchalongs.

[@goodnightohsleeplessone]

I just got a blahaj of my own for my birthday ! This is very helpful!

[@doragonfezu]

Never knew shark so cute playing piano, also love your vtuber model Wish you the best

[@eclipzex77]

Blessed and Blåhaj-pilled stream, i will now proceed to cry over the fact there's no Cute Ikea sharks (Or Princes with heterochromia) where i live

[@senpuuki8018]

The spin at 30:40 is so cute I can’t help but keep watching it

[@psychointent1]

Since you have new BLÅHAJ, I think it's time to update this presentation and go through it again.

[@re.liable]

i don't know if powerpoints are a norm in the vtuber world but you're the first i've seen that does that and it's freaking genius. you carry it very well

[@jaydine_101]

😢😢😢 That was so beautiful. My eyes have been opened to the lore of Blåhaj. I have recently got my very own Blåhaj, her name is Sharkanna bc I thought the name would fit.

[@reptillettv]

"RIN (a proud father)" so nothing like mine

[@restingwickd]

.....the cutest powerpoint presentation of all time.

[@AiSH_8532]

I can't wait for the updated one

[@Krmiby]

Your Blåhaj love is contagious

[@Zephyro_]

Some people want to sleep with Terry, others (me) a poem by Puddles but I want a Blåhaj of my own

[@Lcirex]

Chill shark D&D game ASMR when?

[@J3Puffin]

Live, laugh, love Blahaj- THEY PLAY DND alright I’m sold

[@gamercow4297]

I listened to vtuber talk about shark plush for a hour and 31 minutes now I kinda want shark plush an put hoodie on it

[@RoboIsCool]

I bought 2 more BLÅHAJ because of this video now putting me at 4 total thanks Rin Penrose

[@Mighty_Dork]

Omg I rarely have the chance to watch Rin but I love her

[@chloeah101]

The fact that Rin had put so much effort in this presentation and her passion is so relatable, we would be plushy besties irl lol

[@hsJoo343]

I've decided that I'm gonna buy two of those this coming week.

[@Tamarisoysauce]

When the day comes and i get a wonderful blahaj of my own, i will (with shark approval) name them after rin :]

[@SforSamPlays]

Fuck it, I want a animation of Rin explaining Blabaj to Gawr Gura

[@_.-Taida-._]

A Royal petition for Our royal highnes to make Their Royal Blue eye Blahaj Blue | | | |

[@Fakenamelance]

I can't believe I actually just listened to a vtuber talking about plush sharks for an hour and a half. I enjoyed it far too much.

[@d.v.fernandez4123]

TEDTalk starts at 5:23

[@jemandkommentiert7993]

I watched this on speakers during my lunch break at work hehe

[@KaiFlux-ou7pc]

I’m rewatching this because I’m about to get my first 3 BLÅHAJ soon and I need to learn how to properly take care of them