Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE]

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[@kiefox7162]

This is an alternate universe situation. Imagine Alastor did join Vox.

[@TyphlosionGirl]

AU where he embraced Pandora, Spotify, and Sirius XM radio XD

[@endy3183]

XD

[@MrGameQ11]

Nah he absorbs the rest of the mediums

[@samurexatlas7373]

*stabbed vox "Hm, quite the lovely collection you have~ I think I'll take ALL of that for you. Hehe, even this~" _Al has a new flatscreen in the Hellscraper tower, dubbed Media Central_

[@asianchild]

666 likes?wowie thats shockijn edit: now its 1.8k likes

[@RichaadEB]

caleb: *says bad word me: *gasp* CALEB!!

[@zer0rebel4]

LITERALLY

[@gamerfury9846]

Me: pays respects he’s finally rising to his glorious purpose

[@asuuki2048]

But it wasn’t him, it was Alastor!

[@angrysmoli]

@@asuuki2048 the devil put him up to it

[@nobinary2296]

Literally the only time someone can say: The devil (Alastor) made me do it!

[@user-kk4cs5oz5r]

Alastor skipped TV era and went straight for internet, what a chad

[@orrorsaness5942]

Amen 🙏

[@user-ml1rv1jk3w]

@@orrorsaness5942 alastor to vox: now look who's outdated

[@jacobfoss7783]

Well, wifi is a subset of radio waves

[@vee1267]

Honestly, I can see him doing that for real - audio podcasts are basically just a modern spin on radio!

[@kingaxolotl262]

isnt the internet velvetas thing?

[@I.have.adhd.]

Alastor definitely sang this song just to piss off the Vee’s 😭🤚

[@xxdreamcatcherxxgaming9589]

lmao

[@UrLocal_CatTherian_Furry]

Yes Lmao

[@Rugged_Reform8]

Yes

[@krewland3211]

YEEESSSSS SO TRUEEEE

[@Obi-Wan.Kenobi.]

Damn man true

[@LordEnder86]

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom's a crime" is the most Alastor line ever

[@frog4744]

Maybe that's why he ended up in heck.

[@Loona_Weebu]

@@frog4744 Love the censor😹

[@Loona_Weebu]

I keep singing that one line over and over. Its just so him!!!

[@frog4744]

@@Loona_Weebu I wanted to be as PC as possible.

[@ravenreaper3164]

Might I remind you of "Why does anyone do anything? Sheer absolute BOREDOM!" #evil

[@justindixon1586]

Gotta give Alastor respect He actually learned about the thing he hates just to make a catchy song insulting it

[@torazely]

Hes singing the song to scare people away from the internet and back to radio.

[@Draftsman_MC1300]

@@torazely hell, I’m convinced, I’m trading my phone tomorrow

[@That.One_MF]

Ya, doesn’t he hate the other overlord, the internet one

[@torazely]

@@That.One_MF Vox. He's actually a TV demon, but yes. He just represents modern technology as a whole, and Alastor hates him for it.

[@jakoblent4694]

@@torazely they got good beef

[@yaB0i_Hawkx]

I was just wondering why the AI sounded so lively and realistic until I realized it was a real human doing the cover. Good job

[@finallychangedmyname6726]

Ikr I thought the same and then said “ wait this is a little TOO good…” 😂

[@goatontheroad7692]

This was done beforr the AI cover era, when things were still good you know

[@Legi0n6187]

There was a time when fan covers were actually good.. without AI LoL

[@b2o_yori]

Concerning how ppl immediately jump to the conclusion that its ai😭were doomed

[@TheStormingmonkey]

Oh god the fact people are beginning to assume it is AI is scary, in like a generations time it'll be like back to the future 2 "what do you mean you have to make art your self, that's for babies"

[@Gadiller-we7wl]

1:34 "Adam has sent the exorcists to terminate your kids"

[@BOT_CORP]

I’m pretty sure Sinners can’t procreate

[@LucifersNumber1Fan]

@@BOT_CORPthey can’t but it’s still funny

[@arsonzartz]

@@LucifersNumber1Fan hellborns: 😐

[@LucifersNumber1Fan]

@@arsonzartz hellborns≠sinners

[@arsonzartz]

@@LucifersNumber1Fan it never said it was specifically sinners

[@starshine303]

"Boredom is a crime" is something Alastor would definitely say!

[@lunasspace2694]

"Sheer, absolute boredom!"

[@LeviAckermann13]

Ahh, yeah

[@idontknow.8178]

Yes.

[@rthompson1957]

Correct and boredom is a crime against nature's excitement in fun.

[@videomaestro9566]

He does consider the World as a Stage…😅😂

[@helenahell9022]

Alastor: "be horny!" Also Alastor: can't relate

[@presidentpeashooter4617]

Yeah lol I was thinking that

[@ralphcaluag2403]

Alastor hates Internet as he hates Vox so this is a sarcastic joke against his competitor.

[@falsie908]

Being asexual doesn't mean that you wouldn't ever use Other's sex drive against em for profit

[@bellalujan2652]

Alastor: *laughs in asexual*

[@jakwolfe3025]

Honestly that line sounds like something angel dust would cut in to sing before being pushed aside by alastor

[@aepokkvulpex]

God, this is so good. finally something that really conveys "Welcome To The Internet" the way I see it - comparing the internet as an entity to a form of cosmic horror.

[@orrorsaness5942]

Amen 🙏

[@dantesolomon5607]

Honestly when I first saw it in my feed I thought this was the original version XD

[@user-zl6wk8vk3i]

"mommy let you use her iPad you were barely two" is relatable for so much kids 😭😭😭

[@Neutral_Tired]

Okay Alastor would totally hate the internet. But this song fits his personality so well I think we can overlook that

[@lavendernixart9281]

I mean, one might argue that Bo kind of hates the internet 😅

[@Neutral_Tired]

@@lavendernixart9281 true enough

[@Shocked_Joe]

i think he'd just scroll through twitter all day and look at the peoplev trying to cancel content creators and be mad at their stupidity

[@yumilasagna5906]

OK but we can all agree he would FEED off of the chaos that the Internet causes

[@amaliciousgoose]

@@Shocked_Joe If he actually managed to figure out how to move past the first screen

[@Animal4955]

I love the fact that instead of "harry potter characters" theres a change to "hazbin hotel characters" xD

[@adammcfall5133]

And it's still true per rule 34

[@leolionheart3004]

@@adammcfall5133 Why did I see that coming?

[@dogninja0180]

@@leolionheart3004 cuz it's the lyrics? lmao

[@adammcfall5133]

@@leolionheart3004 rofl

[@Peterahles254]

Which has more pictures?😏

[@yourweepingwillow]

"be happy! be *HOOOORRRNYYYY*" **cannon Alastor was disgusted**

[@Daesma999]

the ultimate "Ha! No."

[@orrorsaness5942]

This sounds like The E Company (that seraphim monopoly that owns the internet 🛜, modern tech, and radio in heaven) talking about their own “order” than anything Alastor would think up

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

Maybe he was making fun of horny people online

[@ElFreakinCid]

I mean, being ace doesn't mean he's incapable of encouraging OTHERS to be horny.

[@azirra7866]

So, after over a month of hearing this on repeat every couple of days... I finally realized this is apparently a fan made cover... My mind is blown. The voice acting matches so perfectly, even the delivery. Right down to the distortion as he says something absolutely demonic. (Here's a nine year old that died) Also, that laugh, HOW THE HELL??? It sounds like the official videos. The spinning dots/stars in the background speed up and slow down to match the tempo. He even tints everything red when Alastor starts getting upset and/or acting evil. Just like in the official videos. You are not telling me that this dude created that much detail, for a fan cover. This song also matches Alastor's personality perfectly. Is he advertising or insulting the internet? How does he sound so swauve? Why does he sound so friendly? The random switches between mundane but hectic, and all out Hellish insanity. No way this is a fan cover. You are all lying! This an official song for Alastor and nothing is changing my mind. Ps. "Colored pencil drawings of all the Hazbin Hotel characters @-$+@+#$ each other". 😂😮😂 Can song lyrics possibly be more perfect than that? (Also does he know that he is a character in a tv show... cannonically?)

[@Vintage_likesarts]

Alastor would most likely be singing this in a friendly voice to lure his victims to trust him

[@MehKatsCloud]

Oh wow.... didn't realize that it sead "hazbin hotel characters"

[@SeveronTheRaptor]

Caleb Hyles is built different.

[@pokelolmc6826]

The original song lyrics are "all the characters of Harry Potter f***ing each other", but they changed it for the fan cover. It's genius.

[@what_the_hec7]

This is the level of quality and effort Caleb Hyles has usually put into pretty much all of his videos for over a decade, he's crazy good, I've no idea why isn't he working at big TV and hollywood productions.

[@FinleyLivesInTheVoid06]

I could actually see this being how Alastor feels about modern entertainment

[@chillero3heftig712]

He'd so parody it like that XD

[@noelblack8159]

I mean, Viv said he hates everything after his time (1920s-1930s) Sooooo

[@fredbearpostsfnaf9314]

Well this definitely wasn’t a song saying the internet was a good thing, so yeah, he’d be the type to make people scared of it using facts! Lol

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@noelblack8159 I'm sure he has a few expectations, he enjoys chaos and that's ehat the internet. Pure. Unfiltered. Chaos.

[@MrSuperTeenGohan]

@@l0sts0ul89 To be fair, the internet is actually full of stuff to organize it all. Search engines, folder structures, tags, algoritms to target people's interests. It's just that the sheer amount of content also causes an unimaginable amount of variety, so it's still very chaotic.

[@fandombonnie1156]

I love how they changed the “here’s why women never f you” to “here’s why women never love you” because Alastor is ace.

[@mrsnatural2368]

And also because I think Caleb tends to avoid swearing if he can.

[@transmission5694]

well, im ace and i say things like that. i believe its more ha caleb seems to tend to avoid using the word "fuck".

[@AAAAAA-nw1tx]

Pretty sure it's because he doesn't want to swear. Being ace doesn't mean you can't swear lol

[@fandombonnie1156]

@@mrsnatural2368 I didn’t mean swearing. I ment that cause he’s ace he doesn’t want women to f him.

[@user-xi2vb5qm4e]

Ima ace

[@murph3292]

gotta remember, radio is still everywhere in the modern world, wifi is basically a radio signal, bluetooth is basically a radio signal, radio waves are still used everywhere

[@sanriosnek4722]

That's what he used against Vox! TV ain't doin SHIT without radio waves!

[@ImaDumbass639]

Alastor definitely listens to Bo Burnham unironically, his dark humor fits Alastor to a t.

[@darlingmelancholy]

well Alastor was the bo of his time. only bo would make jokes about the stock market crash

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

True! Also every other weird fetishes known to man

[@IronDragon1337]

Everyone makes jokes about the stock market crash

[@AdventurersAlmanac]

Are you insinuating that Bo Burnham is a serial killer?

[@hooparainbowbraceypkmonand7862]

@@AdventurersAlmanac perhaps he is

[@nobinary2296]

@@AdventurersAlmanac Who told you?! Guys! Who told Adam it was SUPPOSED to be a secret!!

[@doveykinsss3337]

I love how angry he gets when he mentions the colored pencil drawings.

[@helenalena6193]

LOL

[@operaghostkay]

I mean alastor is canonically asexual so it makes sense he’d be pissed at people fetishising him

[@felidaeunplugged8316]

@@operaghostkay I imagine most people would be.

[@mushroomfog2509]

@@operaghostkay Aroace, that is worse, believe me I am a tired aroace

[@operaghostkay]

@@mushroomfog2509 I know. I'm an aroace too. I was lonely at first but I'm content with it now. I got a QPP and everything

[@user-ju9zq5sd5j]

"Mommy let you use her iPad,were were barely two!"-a skibidi kid's life 😢

[@supernova_draws23]

You know Charlie is just like. " Alastor..... please stop this is not my helping our cause🤦🏼‍♀️"

[@didipissmypantsorisitjustt7287]

Alastor: "Aphaty's a tragedy and boredom is a crime." Also Alastor in Hazbin: *why does anyone do anything? Sheer absolute BOREDOM.*

[@user-ps2tk7fy7w]

Thats why they end up in heck

[@billcipherthedreamdemon2422]

HAHAHA THAT'S MA BOY

[@peeteee]

exactly, he has to atone for that boredom by doing anything to not make him bored

[@magnusm4]

One of my favorite retorts/burns quotes I learnt recently that I love will always change my way of thinking and it fits here. Everyone does everything to escape boredom. quote: Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most.

[@TrenchCoatDingo]

humans: because its there

[@Pixielocks]

OKKKKKK I AM HERE FOR THIS

[@CalebHyles]

🙏🙏🙏

[@-ZH]

Nice

[@missyummy1040]

@@CalebHyles how about devil may cry or Kumagawa Misogi song?

[@dragondkami3088]

Uh wouldn't Alastor hate the Internet seen as he's possibly from the 1920's but I like the song Caleb

[@matsuokaryuu466]

@@CalebHyles god has spoken in the words of hands

[@dontmindmeme5748]

does anyone else imagine seeing Alastor shredding on an electric guitar!? I can't get it out of my head😭

[@penguin22penguin22]

lol you made me think that now

[@ShadrakeAG]

I love that this song is like a critique to actual internet and fits perfectly with Alastor, and the song is amazing and the voice is amazing too and everything is amazing!!!

[@PhoenixKnight777]

That laugh was legitimately terrifying. Seriously, that caught me off guard.

[@junainahsuhaimi9167]

Eh, I find Bo's laugh scarier

[@mikotoookami3682]

Nice I like hollow knight too

[@literallyalois2966]

Leave the likes at 666 lol

[@cardboardleaf7971]

This reply won't make any sence once you change your pfp but: Don't mind me, I'm just here posting a link to a cute broken vessel that may or may not be familiar to you kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3-6kIeqiMqYg7c

[@PhoenixKnight777]

@@cardboardleaf7971 where else do you think I got it? Thanks though, now I don’t have to link it if someone asks.

[@spritezz6890]

Alastor: "Welcome to the internet!" Also Alastor: *despises the internet*

[@guildedwings5641]

I mean, is that not everyone on the internet?

[@Katzztar]

@@guildedwings5641 True, but Alastor hates modern tech, including TVs ... so h really doesn't like other overlord Vox who is the one I thought of for the internet (tv screens) Edit because idiot me confused Val with Vox

[@enigmachaos4413]

@@Katzztar Vox.

[@Katzztar]

@@enigmachaos4413 Thanks for the correction. After I fininsh slapping myself I will go correct that.

[@SoapyySkyy]

Well if he were to like it he would most likely abuse it for his power lmao

[@Nuggets_Meow]

It seems like hes persuading people that radio is better by mocking the internet 😭😭

[@Jane_8319]

Welcome to the internet: yes Hazbin hotel: Yes! Caleb Hyles: YES!

[@Linuxdirk]

*YES*

[@JoxelOmg]

Welcome to the internet by Caleb Hyles: *ABSOLUTELY*

[@DeadBaron]

The internet truly is a scary, dangerous place. Luckily after decades in IT I know how to set web filters and protect my children. The shit I've witnessed and the disgusting degeneracy, grooming, etc.

[@hawktalon7890]

Yes, the ability to access the internet is as horrifying as it is beneficial sadly.

[@DarkRaen666]

The thing is, it really isn't bad. It isn't good either. It's just how it's used, like money, or guns. It's objectively powerful, but it's how it's used that makes it better or worse. Unfortunately, it's used for alot of worse things. Even more unfortunately, it could easily be viewed as a reflection of humanity. However that vision is skewed in favor of the worse because bad news always spreads faster and further than good, and that holds true on the internet.

[@captainhuntank7963]

The internet is basically a double edged sword of blessing stuff and cursed things to see

[@captainhuntank7963]

@hiIgenuinlysuckatnames sousuallymyusernamesucks some can be fairly swf, but some of em are quite NSFW

[@captainhuntank7963]

@hiIgenuinlysuckatnames sousuallymyusernamesucks Kinda the same thing as before, some swf stuff but a whole lotta nsfw stuff

[@theflowerhead]

"I can use the internet for evil? Maybe it's not so bad." I love the end when it sounds more metal!

[@hachi9404]

Ai could never replicate how amazing this is

[@diamsona9558]

Angel Dust: has a song Alastor: Hold my Jambalaya-

[@funnysupernova96]

Alastor: *Has a song* Husk(Probly): Hold my beer-

[@freshavacodo555]

@@funnysupernova96 more like HOLD MY CHEEP BOOZE

[@Forgotten_A.I.]

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[@BatmanFan2000]

Angel dusk has a song?

[@billcipherthedreamdemon2422]

@@BatmanFan2000 HA SUCK IT I HAVE LIKE 3 SONGS

[@Timegirl7777]

Honestly, this is super catchy and in a odd way makes sense for Alastor. Yea, he would dislike the idea of modern tech and such, but you know he cannot deny how entertaining it can be with causing issues and chaos lol. Dude would feed off that stuff. He would totally do a musical number on it. I'm definitely going to be listening to this for a long time.

[@greaterbritannia5745]

@@shreeeze That would actually be interesting

[@luisleon3327]

@@shreeeze That would be interesting and really fun to watch

[@electricangel4488]

he proably fears the day a demon of the internet rises. just watch that guy fly

[@StarPlatinum7912]

*Alastar has hacked your computer* “NOW SPAM THE POP-UP ADDS ANGEL!”

[@wdeltag]

@@shreeeze So that's the guy who started r/wallstreetbets...

[@your_local_italian]

2:50 - 3:49 . This part, honestly, makes me cry. I swear to God that everytime I'm sad I listen to this piece .

[@endertrade4893]

Now that Vox has been released on Prime, you need to make a Vox Album for the accuracy

[@sleeper6548]

It would make sooo much sense lmao

[@spoopy3963]

A few things: 1. It’s always surprising to hear you swear, or say any offensive word 2. I like that Alastor’s face turns red and his voice distorts more when he says the more terrible things 3: the evil laugh was awesomely terrifying Edit: this got way more likes than i expected it to

[@clancy1379]

Except for the F-word apparently

[@quoththeraven5631]

I really wish he would keep to not swearing.

[@jamesholmes2422]

@@quoththeraven5631 yeah

[@dio-chu8091]

It would've been almost impossible with this song though. Since it says not-so-kid-friendly stuff there's basically no point to it, and I think he knew that.

[@spotty530]

He swears so rarely that Alastor just fits him 100%

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

**Alastor discovers websites for orphanages.** Alastor: Ahahaha! So many orphans.

[@Mosdra_Kazuma]

"Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha... So many orphans."

[@arkdrawingandstuff5512]

🤣

[@billcipherthedreamdemon2422]

... THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE ANGEL WOULD MAKE FOR AL HA HA

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

@@billcipherthedreamdemon2422 I can see that.

[@kittenchopper4646]

He would probably adopt some. Dont ask, he would

[@RubitheRacoon]

THAT LAUGH FUELS MY SOUL I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMETHING SO TRULY UNHINGED

[@yourmamacita]

"BE HORNY! 😠--be burting with rage1 :)" and "OF ALL THE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS OF HAZBIN HOTEL FUCKING EACHOTHER" had me cracking the fuck up imm fuckign CRYUNG.

[@LudwigVaanArthans]

Alastor IS radio, and TV killed the radio, so isn't it just fitting that Alastor just LOVES the shitshow that the internet is. And the internet didn't just kill TV, it flexes on it, so of course Alastor would want a piece of this chaotic pie Also, just imagine Alastor hosting a podcast in the deepest, most hellish parts of the dark web

[@dawiddulian2403]

Well then my friend, may I intrest you in the Alastorcast! It's a hellish podcast hosted by Ashley Nichols Art channel on KZbin! (no, but seriously it IS a thing, they are the real Voice Actors and animators of the Hazbin Hotel pilot doing some hilarious rp. I miss Hunicast)

[@TheTantabus.]

I like your observation of Alastor liking the internet, in a enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend type way, good work.

[@gilgamesh8417]

@@dawiddulian2403 what ever happened to the hunicast, as far as I can tell they just kinda stopped doing it. did I miss something that ashley said?

[@katien6543]

Hunicast has stopped due to A24 studios picking the show up. They are no longer allowed to disclose any information on Hazbin Hotel or do any Hunicast livestreams until the show has been released. Lots of people have been saying that Hazbin Hotel is cancelled as more focus has been put on Helluva Boss, which is not true as Viv said that it’s still in the works. Plus, Helluva is pretty much being handled by A24, and it’s something that we can watch in the meantime waiting for Hazbin :)

[@Kafj302]

@@katien6543 and helluva is amazing, did the say they are in the same universe?

[@ApofisRaxionNecros]

Part 1: "Is this what ADD is like?" Part 2: "Is this what a complete breakdown is like?"

[@geoshark12]

No , this is what having ADHD is like

[@torazely]

I mean, all of Inside is basically chronicling Bo's quarantine-induced mental breakdown, so... yeah.

[@firebluevixen14]

yes and yes

[@k.h.production22669]

As someone who has both *_Y e s_*

[@pp-qr3fl]

Yes and yes, respectively.

[@gooseiscool93]

alastor: WELCOME TO THE RADIO

[@BokoKnight69]

Imagine a hazbin hotel scene that's just alistor broadcasting his favorite song on the radio

[@EVANREACTS1098]

Surprised you didn't spell it as "Alistir"

[@hu3cat]

Good shit Good shit

[@warden7742]

Hell yeah

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

Hu3cat???

[@juanpabloquinterogahona310]

Good shit indeed

[@hattyofheadwear8918]

That’s some good shit right there

[@kauanmatos9579]

Pera, tu aqui? Kemke

[@ravenrelic1219]

The fact that I can weirdly imagine Alastor singing this despite his OBVIOUS distain for modern tech is GLORIOUS!!!

[@gamingclipsyt5955]

He could sing this to scare people of the internet and mabye a diss track for vox

[@dakodabettes8126]

I thought I was the only one that saw that in this song

[@mistermystery6888]

I think he'd sing this BECAUSE of his disdain for modern tech If someone was complaining about missing the internet back in the overworld

[@Cloudsleeper93]

I can almost imagine this as Vox's themesong, and Alastor just steals it to show he can do it better out of spite.

[@thejurassicjungle1275]

​@@Cloudsleeper93 Well, Vox is television, so maybe not at first, but it's said he does like to keep up with modern tech, unlike Al, so he might now! Though the other two Vs are Overlords of different major elements of the internet, and Vox seems to still be primarily television

[@amlet1238]

Alastor knows nothing about this strange invisible "network"

[@amlet1238]

XD

[@trabalhosdaiza2594]

It´s so ironic that it is Alastor singing this song, since he hates the internet, either way loved it.

[@cyclopsproductions3402]

0:59 the fact that they changed it from "Harry Potter" to "Hazbin Hotel" is actually a really nice touch in my opinion

[@frantz48_]

true, and I was searching for this comment

[@Kiv0143]

BRO! (Or girl) I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE! And i totally agree.

[@kitsunea1499]

@@nadabanana7516 Bro and dude are the most gender-neutral words on the planet

[@kitsunea1499]

@@nadabanana7516 Yeah, I was merely commenting

[@WildSquirtle2]

@@kitsunea1499 idk some people are dumb and get offended by it so they’re probably just playing it safe

[@leogourdon12]

No one is talking about the laugh. I repete NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE LAUGH It scared the shit out of me

[@leolionheart3004]

It woke me up all the way this morning

[@IAmTheRonin08]

Ditto. Didn’t expect it to sound like that.

[@floralandfading337]

no everyone's talking about the laugh comment so shut it

[@leogourdon12]

@@floralandfading337 Well that's harsh, by the time I wrote no one was talking about the laugh. In fact, most of them were talking about the fact that Alastair actually hate Internet

[@ChristopherKapoun711]

The duo collab I never knew I actually enjoyed in my life...Am I the only one that sees this going well with an animation-style video of Al singing this in the actual show???

[@BOT_CORP]

This genuinely sounds like Alastor decided to check the internet for a solid five minutes, then go on the air to roast Vox on what monster he just let loose in Hell

[@bitratebenny2856]

I sent this to a friend of mine who's absolutely obsessed with both Bo Burnham and Hazbin Hotel, I'm pretty sure you're now his favorite person.

[@torazely]

I just sent it to my friend who loves both too. Still waiting on her response.

[@twistynight2568]

I showed my friend who likes both, they hate it! 🥳

[@torazely]

@@twistynight2568 high praise indeed

[@Cr055ed]

Bo Burnham: cries in second place

[@Mossieu_deady]

Just realized, this song being sung by a demon is actually really goes well with the original. Plus the circle glasses, the original vibes are well transmitted. Bo would be proud, good work ! Edit : just realized the background changing the same as in the original, nice touch. Really love that second part and the ending ;D Edit 2: "All the different characters in Hazbin Hotel #!)*8:@$ each other", lmao

[@CalebHyles]

Shoutout to Coda! ♥

[@Mossieu_deady]

@@CalebHyles Wait, I just checked and it's really the same Coda that I subscribed like few days ago, funny :) This was a bop and I'll sure listen to this for a while, huge thanks to you all for giving us the best crossover that could have been done with some Bo Burnham. 👏👏 Edit AGAIN THAT LIKE THE THIRD : Thanks for the heart too ♥️

[@geoshark12]

To that second edit its true

[@aquamarinerose5405]

@@CalebHyles Not to be stupid but who's Coda

[@Menuki]

I was behind on content, so didn’t know Bo did this independently and totally thought he wrote this for the show. It just suits the character so well. Totally thought it was a part of the show.

[@landancody]

Am I the only one who noticed that al is wearing bo's glasses instead of his monocle?

[@dewaunwarren1]

I imagine this is what it would be like if Alistair joined the V's

[@CmdrVoltaire]

“Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.” If there was ever a single sentence that explains Alastor’s MO, this would be it. It’s just so perfect

[@GhostKingDeAngelo]

^

[@husk5595]

just realized hes not wearing his monocle. also, thats a damn good impression.

[@natornott5131]

hes wearing Bos glasses from the music video!

[@MawileLover]

Yo is that the real Husk? I’m a big fan! Can you tell me you hate my children and then spit on me? :)

[@husk5595]

@@MawileLover no, i love kids i would never!

[@Huskthebartender]

Heya Husk

[@husk5595]

@@Huskthebartender Oh, hey Blitz.

[@arsonzartz]

ive been obsessed with this help

[@AllShellAnimates]

0:46 he sounds so agressive, I love it XD

[@threesofthree6100]

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is basically the perfect way to sum up Alastor so far. Love it. It's so fitting, Imma overlook the fact he hates modern technology lol.

[@allen-licious6894]

Well the idea of this song is to tell us how bad the internet can be. So it's perfectly in character for alastor to sing a song about the internet to scare people from it.

[@magegamer806]

The world's a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment after all

[@deadlypandaghost]

Honestly I could see him making the internet to kill TV as revenge for radio

[@The_Copper_Element_Itself]

Bo burham is a genius

[@Exivac]

"Why do people do anything? Complete, absolute BOREDOM! = )"

[@Katzztar]

At first I was wondering why the Radio Demon himself was singing about the Internet, I would have thought the TV Demon and other Overlord, Vox , would cover it. But then listening to the song and realizing it's insulting the Internet.... YUP it does fit Alastor XD

[@torazely]

Vox is the TV demon. The other one is Valentino, Angel's pimp boss.

[@torazely]

Disregard. Misread what you had typed.

[@Katzztar]

@@torazely No you didn't XD It did read as Valentino but I went and edited it to Vox after you brought my attention to my mistake of mixing them up

[@torazely]

@@Katzztar lol, no. I didn't comment until after it was edited to Vox. So I was still mistaken with how I read it.

[@Katzztar]

@@torazely ah, that's right, I made a comment under someone else's post and they corrected me and THEN I came back to this to fix. No matter if it was fixed before your comment or not, you were right that I originally did indeed confused Val for Vox. XD

[@Hi_guys14]

Thank you 😊 i needed this today 😊

[@stacyowl1658]

Al’s unhinged chaotic energy really works with this song haha, great cover!

[@serifthegodofinsanity8823]

Dear god yes And I'm so glad that Caleb wasn't afraid to curse in this like addict

[@TheFinestZygarde]

He wasn't exactly scared to do it. He just choose not to

[@spicybeantofu]

@@TheFinestZygarde his daddy told him not too...that sounds afraid if you ask me

[@krepszlorinc797]

@@spicybeantofu you must have an interesting relationship with your parents

[@TheFinestZygarde]

@@spicybeantofu His dad isn't going to beat him or anything 😂. It was probably just a request.

[@patrickcollantes4588]

He tried _really_ hard not to, though. Notice him replacing "Here's why women never f*** you" with "Here's why women never love you".

[@josephbarlow7951]

This sounds *EXACTLY* like something Alastor would sing

[@kittenchopper4646]

I can't ruin the 76 likes

[@user-bx8qw2pt9g]

KittenChopper ill ruin them for you then

[@theseuskaid5100]

@@user-bx8qw2pt9g you're such a soulless person-

[@jethrow1511]

considderinge hes kindof a demon representing media in its entirety this song is completely in character

[@kittenchopper4646]

@Diseased Revolutionary no, alastor hates anything after his time, Vox is the media demon

[@FreakyFurryCreations]

I loved this song already but this just made it so much better

[@DarkGope]

"Be happy! Be *HORNY!* Be bursting with rage!"

[@mikeynewbun7520]

Why aren't you guys talking about how he has a PERFECT impression of Alastor?!?? Literally, his impression was so perfect, I had to look up and see if he was the actual voice-actor. Like jesus- Good frickin job, Caleb!!

[@beloslavastancheva7679]

I mean this is his singing voice actor soo

[@MrSuperTeenGohan]

@@beloslavastancheva7679 Wait, is Gabriel C. Brown the one singing in this video? Because I don't see him credited, and it isn't like Caleb to not give due credit. Or are you saying that Caleb is Alastor's official singing VA? Because according to google that's wrong.

[@MrSuperTeenGohan]

(Also, at the part where he sings kinda insanely, it really sounds like Caleb is the singer in this vid. So dunno what you're talking about)

[@spyreofthewolves8125]

@@beloslavastancheva7679 Black Gryph0n is the singing voice for Alastor. There are bits and pieces where you can tell the difference, but it’s mostly a very well done vocal edit.

[@aienma6660]

@@spyreofthewolves8125 I mean... its a radio filter, just gotta find the right frequency and anyone can be Alastor

[@Seeks_stuff]

This is just perfect. It's so perfect. Why does it work so well. Holy shmokes.

[@spaceswordgacha2040]

Why is there over 100 likes but no comments o,o

[@NJCherry]

I agree. I wonder if someone will animate this. Will be cool :)

[@gallnior9244]

Seek's your here, I always like your animations

[@abiemerson8363]

Because Bo Burnham is awesome, Alastor is awesome and this is definitely something Alastor would sing. I love itttttttttt😍

[@TheScarletSlayer]

Honestly I kinda thought the two halves should be switched. It kind builds up really fast then gets much more mellow in the middle. Just seems like there are two climaxes.

[@Tacocat227]

Oooooooo, I REALLY like this! Wish I found it sooner, but I found it in perfect time to prepare for season one! Thank you for making this masterpiece!❤❤❤

[@YorksGamingEmporium]

Hey Caleb, you nailed it, I mean, you sound just like Alastor, incredible.

[@InsanityVirus]

I'm surprised more people aren't talking about Caleb's maniacal laughter. It was scarily amazing, with just the right of pure evil and creepiness!

[@shinamororu-7508]

Yesss!!

[@wandererfromblindeternitie9748]

DAMN YES!!

[@steam_junk]

y e s

[@sansthepun12]

Gave me chills

[@mediatorraptor3349]

It made me jump.

[@capitalistpropaganda9165]

The way you made Alastor’s voice distort and the screen go red when he says something crazy like ‘HERES A NINE YEAR OLD WHO DIED’ is just perfect

[@onivlasbrony7432]

Personally, I think that should not be emphasized, precisely because "the internet" doesn't care about humans, only traffic.

[@benjaminmiller3620]

@@onivlasbrony7432 Agreed. I think the creepy complete indifference to the actual content being offered up in the original was important to his portrayal of this internet as physcopathic and inhuman. *edit* Oh hi! /)

[@onivlasbrony7432]

@@benjaminmiller3620 (\ I haven't seen or done an brohoof in a while, I lost interest in the g4 show around the 5th season I think. Cheers though! ^^

[@absurddive]

@@onivlasbrony7432 If you *truly* delve into the internet, you'll find out that 90% of it is comprised of: - Shock videos (extreme violence, gore) - P*rn - Legitimately evil people doing (or planning) to do truly evil things - Scams Social media, streaming websites and the like (a.k.a. the "normie" side of the internet) is only a thin crust on top of this huge pile of social deviancy Source: I'm a 90's boomer

[@leeuwengames315]

shame he didn't do the here's how to build a bomb part as it was said after a bit of a depressing line

[@Eli-gj3bg]

I did not know how much I needed this in my life

[@duyguecemertan8521]

This is almost like if Alastor agreed to join Vox

[@deadaspiration4496]

Charlie: "I thought you hated the internet?" Alastor: "I do! The only thing good about it is the chaos, is it not?" Charlie: "Yeah, but..." Alastor: "Yes dear?" Charlie: "Nevermind."

[@storm_shadow-2107]

The fact that Alastor has such a dislike of modern creations but is okay with things that harken but to his era like the internet makes an exchange between him and Charlie like this feel very plausible.

[@hopetheghost3052]

Alastor: “oh also it killed tv”

[@storm_shadow-2107]

Me: Among a lot of other things might I add.

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

It does have good chaos

[@jonathanblair5920]

Angel from another room: "AND THE PORN!!"

[@chubshoo5858]

I genuinely thought this was the real Alastor's voice actor until I saw it was actually a Caleb's cover

[@blacklightredlight2945]

It's the real singing voice actor. There's two voices for him,

[@karmesteymusic]

@@blacklightredlight2945 No… Gabriel C. Brown is Alastor’s singing voice actor, not Caleb Hyles…

[@notavailable8201]

@@blacklightredlight2945 the actual singing voice for Alastor is BlackGryphon aka Gabriel brown like the comment above me stated

[@VelaiciaCreator]

Ed wishes he could sing this well.

[@KingEGK]

This is actually really well done

[@Tarry_Rain01]

I'm always going to listen to this...

[@calipupcorn3886]

Alastor’s voice fits perfectly for this chaos

[@greatwavefan397]

I love it! 😍

[@MichEvans3024]

Too good bro-

[@googlewasmyidea.8411]

Arent ya the guy i used on him a low quality insult?

[@MichEvans3024]

Wot- ;-;

[@imjustverable3860]

"It was already the plan to put the world in your hands...." Aw that bit was oddly wholesome, what a lovely way to end- *HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA* Ah, theres the rest

[@thefirstphoenix4202]

E

[@billcipherthedreamdemon2422]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[@IntrovertedHuman1526]

Why do I love this...

[@FanimationStudios-2007]

This was genuinely my introduction to Hazbin Hotel, so thanks for that

[@FrequentFlyer815]

Alastor *laughing maniacally* Me: *sudden nervous laughter*

[@stevemolenaar2890]

Me: joining in with maniacal laughter in a chorus

[@billcipherthedreamdemon2422]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@FrequentFlyer815]

@@billcipherthedreamdemon2422 *screaming*

[@billcipherthedreamdemon2422]

@@FrequentFlyer815 HA HA DID I SPOOP YOU

[@ryanwagner3890]

"Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is practically canon.

[@whilhelmormonde1681]

Real life internet canon.

[@Microwav88]

Everytime the screen turns a bit red was so funny, and how it sped up just... AAA ITS SO GOOD

[@EphalYT]

"which power ranger are you? take a quirky quiz!" as he said that, a "which Hazbin hotel character are you?" quiz popped up on the side 💀💀💀

[@annabunovsky5628]

1. This is peak Alastor 2. Damn Caleb how'd you get such a good Alastor impression?

[@TheKingOfSoup]

The radio filter can make an alastor impression but a lot of it is practice

[@jairongarcia3271]

Using the Internet radio filter 😂😂😂

[@dealmakerdreamtaker5257]

Umm this is not peek me

[@Azaelris]

@@TheKingOfSoup yea the filter can definetly carry a lot of it, i used a filter and i was just talking normally and already sounded a lot like him. I think his voice is mostly the accent with the effects.

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

absolutely EVERYTHING about this is perfect. the musical arrangement, the visuals, the subtle lyric changes (that reference to HH Rule 34 got me good lmfao), the fact that this song fits Alastor's usual vibe entirely too well. Caleb and team, you did it again!

[@leerman22]

Replace vaccinate with "struggle snuggle" and it would be just as outrageous, less non-sequitur (they don't have the medical training), and more evil, Alastor's style. KZbin would likely take it down though XD (it can be any world leader, it doesn't matter)

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

@@leerman22 WH-

[@MilkGreg353]

this is absolutely perfect, how haven't seen this before??

[@kubustumor69420]

The three phases for the anthem of the internet: 1. Naming everything you can see in the internet 2. A little history excourse 3. The devil appears, and asks you about the internet Thanks to Bo Burnham for making this masterpiece possible. And thanks to Caleb Hyles to turn it into a digital circus.

[@revaslatts4301]

Caleb actually sounds just like Alastor. He did a nice job... and that evil laugh, wow! WHY IS NOBODY COMMENTING ON THIS?!

[@YourLocalInquisator]

4.9k people: I think I will

[@Ala570r]

I actually was able to duplicate the voice but the laughs need a little more practice

[@DJ_Klown_Kat_Official]

I AM AMAZED AT THIS!!! ❤❤❤❤

[@cameronfitch9484]

Why not?

[@gamerstheater1187]

I didn’t even notice this was Caleb

[@inkyfreak]

I was rolling at “HoRnY” and the way his voice fluctuates between showman and growly demon end even censoring himself with white noise or using “love you” instead of “fuck you” is totally a thing he would do. He’d hate the internet (probs because of Vox monitoring most of it) probably but no doubt would find it useful.

[@ScoutGreen11]

The only time Alastor says 'fuck you' is to Lucifer himself.

[@inkyfreak]

@@ScoutGreen11 I was there for it. And very surprised he didn't censor himself being such a gentleman. But I guess he gives himself a pass when its Lucifer himself.

[@ILIKEROTTMNT222]

“Be HØRŃŸ” something about that actually is so funny 😂

[@ScoutGreen11]

@@inkyfreak I think it was brilliant, because you rarely see him break character and form; so for him to do so in that moment, it really shows that he has serious beef with the King of Hell himself. Similar to when he threatened Husk. That wasn't his typical theatrical malevolence, he was enraged and again, broke the façade. It's really, really good character writings and portrayal.

[@anta8416]

I have so much brain rot that I didn't see the release date and thought it was IA covered but then I realised people used to make god level cover

[@kyrocopter]

THATS SO AWESOME!!! AND FITS SO WELL TOO

[@Cami-Cat]

Yeesssss good stuff!! I love it so much!! 🙌🏻😎 god that laugh has me LIVING

[@CalebHyles]

Evil laughter is my secret weapon as someone who normally plays the "good guy" 😈

[@jtherealmccoy5309]

@@CalebHyles Hmmmm have you been Alistor all of this time?

[@crushcommando8637]

tfw the Cami-Cat also enjoys the same content!

[@iamthemeguyhere]

@@CalebHyles honestly, I think I love you as a villain more than your usual “good guy” persona.

[@dandeliontea59]

I just got to that part of the song and I'm SCREAMING ITS SO GOOD AJEHDHDHSHE