Well...That Happened Fast | Spelunky 2 (Episode 10)

[@redbandicoot1009]

I was getting nervous but then he finally said Rome wasn’t built in a day.

[@blobbem]

Hey man, it takes time to figure out a way to work it into the dialogue. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day.

[@redbandicoot1009]

That was the greatest response anyone could’ve given.

[@Dr.UldenWascht]

Yeah, I remember a time when not saying it was "disproportionately suboptimal".

[@MineneUryuu]

How many days does it took to build Rome?

[@HolyDeviant1]

@@MineneUryuu 1,010,450 days, according to one source - citing the fact that the city was never 'finished' and is indeed being expanded to this day.

[@TheBuckweat33]

my favorite bit in this series is "NL articulates how to salvage the run while the title card comes up"

[@gokunorris5351]

Them title cards popping up and the end just when NL tries to be confident in the run is comedy gold.

[@Sketch_Study]

The man was so flooded he started calling turkeys, peacocks

[@EyeTry203]

he just wants an excuse to say cock.

[@legion999]

Nah he's calling them peacocks deliberately

[@Northernlion]

you mean pigeons?

[@AliKandirr]

Peacocks are just fancy turkeys as far as I'm concerned

[@wrustria]

“Manipulate the dog by throwin a rock at it”

[@OfficialMaxBox]

4:55 rome may not have been built in a day, but a road or two seem to be forming

[@serenolopez-darwin1975]

Waiting for the crossover episode where NL hacks in TF2

[@WuxianTec]

By 2080 we may even have a village.

[@nants0027]

The good ‘ol title card spoiler strikes again

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

Honestly was expecting part 2

[@onneyon]

Ryan "1001 Bombs" Letourneau out here rollin $63,000 and 0 bombs, "I'm not willing to gamble for a bomb box" absolute power move

[@levwhitelaw5561]

this comment induced big haha

[@latersatyr]

NL: Won't use bombs for anything when he has 32. Also NL: Won't gamble money for a bomb bag on a non-golden goblet run where he's aggroed shop keepers and has 0 bombs.

[@HeshX]

It's incredible.

[@otipsyz]

Big brain plays, you wouldn't understand.

[@vcasella1989]

Also NL: Will literally spend all of his money on a Golden Goblet run

[@aleksac8368]

@@otipsyz POWER PACK PLAY

[@zeybarur]

NL: * has 0 bombs, shopkeepers are aggroed so money's nearly useless * Also NL: "I'm not willing to gamble for a bomb bag."

[@eldabys]

i have spent almost all of today refreshing my feed. eggfather has finally given the content i desire

[@eldabys]

@@VoraciousSergal why are you locked in the bathroom

[@eldabys]

@AMELIYA ! 22 I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! thanks ameliya

[@eldabys]

2:49 first rome of the ep.

[@mitchellbrown06]

It’s great to see he’s trying to slip it in without his noticing now

[@HeshX]

WE'RE OUT HERE SPLUNKIN'

[@craigsmart1986]

When the suggested video pops up on screen you know shits about to go downhill real fast.

[@CobraCreates]

Can't wait for the day when someone makes a visual mod that turns turkeys into peacocks and the meme will have fully developed

[@Crazzix33]

He finally gets the chance to go to vlad’s castle and gets concerned with a shop keeper who can’t reach him. YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS Love the content though egg keep it up

[@straattman]

"This is not a golden goblet episode, I just wanted to say that before I do anyth-" Wise words NL. Love the content keep it up soon-to-be-dad

[@FirstPersonReview13]

pogged filled episode. So many great Freudian slips, calling turkeys peacocks and "get this Apollo filled up" *chefs kiss*

[@camposcarlos7634]

NL: We still have 5 hp and the kapala Me: POG NL: *Runs into the tiki trap*

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

Spelunky seems like the embodiment of that "Life comes at you fast" slogan that Nationwide had a few years back~

[@Ammathrost]

1:42 Heavy energy of when you were a kid and tried to knock your ball off the roof by throwing another ball at it.

[@jamesta08]

the throw-rock-at-monty play in the first stage was actually godlike. good looks, egg.

[@bungus87]

A choice and unprecedented Yo La Tengo reference right off the bat, immediately followed by a Rome. Kudos NL

[@499predator]

I only stop my continuous Spelunky 2 runs to watch the Egg perform his Spelunky 2 runs. Absolutely loving this game.

[@pyroson1475]

your videos are always entertaining based on your ability to talk non stop without it seeming forced, while still doing commentary on the game and playing well.

[@rocketscientist14]

So thankful I got to hear him say it today.. “Rome wasn’t built in a day”

[@ShivyBri]

Northern “Rome wasn’t Built in a day” Lion

[@Jeraldow]

NL, a pro tip: you can "sell" the Gold Idol to a shopkeeper

[@WebberMusic]

Since the first game, and he still doesn’t know that 😂

[@Lenxecan]

I swear I've seen him do it.

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

I think he knows, he did it in the first game.

[@Zebo12345678]

Not only has he done it in the first game, he mentioned it in one of these Spelunky 2 episodes.

[@PongzeLor]

I’m loving the series NL. Great for both sleeping and for chill viewing

[@Yewzer_Wun]

That bomb cooking to kill the first shopkeeper strat seems pretty good. Once he gets good at it that'll probably be the way to go.

[@TheThirdWizard]

NL: new strategy - kill everything the first time you see it Also NL: no, I don't think I will

[@litapd311]

that key collateral was sick. also it seems that the drill takes the eye of saruman? seems like a waste to not go to vlads castle or whatever that area is

[@SlavaRybka]

"This is not a Golden Goblet episode, by the way" - dead Well, good thing it's not then

[@Addventurawr]

I feel like the Olmec fight would be easier by having him fall on one part and then moving another whole head-length away and having him fall again there. That way it gives you two whole heads of room to move with.

[@louieberg2942]

*Snark mode engaged* Ah, I see NL is going for the high risk, no reward strat again. I actually like it, though, that Dan, MALF and NL each have their own style and approach. Makes these vids good fun. Also, 11:42, I don't think Apollo likes blood all that much.

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

NL, that play at 7:20 - you can pick up the dung beetles

[@moneyishermotive6296]

This might be the best series nl has ever done, also I hate the end card spoilers

[@EDoyl]

When I saw the hesitancy in a previous episode to use the teleporter, I was disappointed, because nobody could know that the teleporter wasn't changed in Spelunky 2 to not be a deathtrap. I'm glad to have learned. Still lethal.

[@stealth3122]

The Monty on 1-1 was genius. We may criticize this man is Monster train but in Spelunky we are pogged.

[@stealth3122]

8:50 im pogged out of my gourd rn

[@martinnm8276]

Come back every once in a while to your gameplays... idk how to say it but I appreciate your work. Tale care, NL

[@iank472]

Every time NL makes me think he's just another average Spelunky player with some bad damage (TM) he pulls out something like the bomb whip to the shopkeepers face move. Then I am made to acknowledge the glory of the Egg Lord.

[@benlobato]

You must be the "bad boy of spelunky" I've been hearing about..

[@dj66800]

As far as I know Vlads Castle is just "The Black Market, but in lavaland". Vlad's crown and the Headjet are functionally identical items, in both being crowns.

[@zbrodie]

My gourd you say? Why yes, I am pogging out of it.

[@samuraicupcake289]

His antagonizing of the shopkeeps really bothers me, but the ensuing shenanigans make up for it.

[@maxfieldstanton4541]

12:43 -- This is such a great line. It's such a Joker thing to say; He doesn't care if you think the joke is funny or not. The joke is funny to him. It's a pun. It's designed to be a joke that's not supposed to be funny; you have to understand why it's funny and accept that a house full of people will stare blankly at you. If you can't make them laugh, make yourself laugh; it really only matters to you anyway.

[@clementhossaert5234]

And to think Egglord will take a KZbin Break even as he's becoming a Title-bait lord. We're living in most pogging times.

[@hyperteleXii]

You do have your strokes of genius, I'll give you that. And also just strokes in general :)

[@gareth_3d]

the late upload made me extremely minkus that the end times were upon us.

[@HeshX]

Soon

[@brianallen2766]

That shopkeeper kill was clean

[@Impact_Player]

NL: "So here's the thing..." *end card immediately appears*

[@samuraicupcake289]

PROTIP! : You can sell the golden idol to the shopkeep. Saves a lot of trouble sometimes. Dunno if it's more or less $ than getting it to the exit though.

[@Mexiturtle345]

It's the monkey's paw of Northernlion videos. We wished for him to use the udjat eye on the drill, but when he finally does, he doesn't go to Vlad's Castle. PepeHands

[@MrKex5]

This new monty tech is dope

[@Noelwiz]

I’m thinking “stop killing the shop keeper, egg” it’s like ur #1 cause of death and you’re not going for a score run.

[@Jindo1]

In this episode: High octane, rope-saving gameplay.

[@dragonhartcg7406]

I can not help but love this game to bits , is it just me?

[@KinglessName]

I would facepalm at some of the "mistakes" NL made, so I picked this game up. Now I understand everything.

[@kellenhaug]

been waiting all morning for this!

[@PikminGod]

The end slate links popping up let me knew the end was near.

[@SecretzOfMana]

I feel like those Crab Men are not to be trifled with lol. The eat shot gun blasts for breakfast *without any milk*

[@Blndi3]

Half the time I don’t even know what the heck NL is even talking about, and I’m not sure he does either. But it’s still really entertaining

[@neonoah3353]

Nl: i know what you are thinking... Me: i wonder when he will learn the strats to kill the shop keeper.

[@tsunamininja]

NL: refuses to turn on quick restart because that's how you lose Also NL: manually quick restarts instead A winner would just end the video at the 5 minute mark

[@hheecckk526]

Bald man throws rock at dog should have been the title of this video

[@borkoverdrive6749]

Why and how the heck is this man more agressive and gold-hungry on a non-goblet run? :D

[@FireflySerenity22]

I often mistakenly call it a chicken but it absolutely sends me everytime he calls it a peacock XD

[@TheJollyRamRancher]

“Let’s go to the volcanoe so we can see this special udjet eye door” “ I know we can go to the special door I just unlocked but I want to go to the next floor just in case the shopkeeper can jump 3 times his normal jump height right now” ok lol

[@Endrian]

You lost the Udjat Eye when you activated the drill.

[@badams52]

In Spelunky HD, you only get forgiveness if you don't kill a shopkeeper. By killing the first one, no forgiveness for you.

[@Koella94]

Love the series, hope this keeps going for a good while! Would appreciate if there were less title card spoilers though :P

[@yamlynn]

that float over the lava at 19:52 :O :O HOLY SHIT HAHAH i audibly gasped

[@connorhornsey6717]

NL talks about supporting local businesses, but kills the shopkeeper who’s just trying to make a living selling his wares on the moon.

[@Kai-K]

Hey, not a big deal because your sentence was perfectly understandable anyway, but the word you were looking for was wares instead of wears. Have a good Wednesday!

[@connorhornsey6717]

Soketzu Applesauce oh yeah, thanks dude.

[@zaynearnett4759]

Self renounced Spelunky bad boy himself

[@VanessaVersus]

The Golden Goblet: aka Malf flexing on Dan and Ryan 4/5 times a week

[@shr1mpleTV]

The mines song is such a jam

[@sassafras2531]

NL when he sees a turkey - "Peacock Peacock Hello Hello Peacock"

[@Infernal969]

Tomo. Tomo. Hello, hello Tomo.

[@mizakzee]

I'm trying to find the tomo song, any help?

[@Infernal969]

@@mizakzee I know it from ep. 9 around 16:00.

[@mizakzee]

@@Infernal969 thanks

[@notoverwatch6991]

"He does have some poison ability." "I got spike shoes." The absolute state.

[@ryse5350]

I believe the bomb boxes can't be blown up, but bomb bags can be

[@fenshipismagic]

"im not willing to gamble for a bomb box" >0 bombs

[@ZeroJinKui]

12:52 - 12:58 that had me laughing so hard... XD jokes like that are just one of the many reasons NL is my top choice for entertainment, no one else comes close.

[@bobbypetrelli6844]

Bad boy of spelunky had me rolling

[@Dawnsday]

Thank you for the spelunkers content i am insanely pogged

[@TheOddKris]

8:51 that was very very impressive my dude :D

[@knator22]

NL you have to see how Baer steals from shop keepers. He stuns them and steals the shotgun.

[@Thetom5000]

a 27 minuet video can be one of 2 two things, one amazing run, or 2 or 3 very bad runs

[@eddyjoshua6]

Pov youre waiting for your daily affirmation that rome wasnt built in a day

[@RogLichKing]

Ryan, . . . . . . Thanks for the pogs brother

[@ronanelliott9844]

Looking forward to eating a big roast peacock this Thanksgiving

[@KennArc]

man how great would it have been to get a 26 second gouldan goblet speedrun though

[@TheMrTangamandapio]

8:49 chef's kiss moment, right there

[@jacksonmorton4915]

Instead of "I'm the one who knocks", it's "I'm the gamer who leans"

[@samuraicupcake289]

(title card pops up) Start Astronomia!

[@headless7051]

nl! you can give shopkeepers golden idols

[@mitchellbrown06]

Glad to see NL has moved on from the power pack play to the “manipulate the dog by throwin a stone at it” play

[@Arkouchie]

I mean, it did exactly what he wanted it to. He got the dog down without spending a rope or any other resouces

[@calebdushman3508]

"So anyway, I started blasting"

[@abellinns4013]

You really need to explore more in Olmec arena.

[@Vertical8]

YOU NEED THE CROWN FOR EXCALIBUR! ITS IN VLADS CASTLE!!!! Sorry for caps, but I've commented this on every video you've gotten to excalabur

[@huttlord123]

"Peacock" meta is hilarious to me and I'm not sure why.