Well There's Your Problem | Episode 83: 1943 Frankford Junction Wreck

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[@LukeCorreia]

it could have been worse. they could have arrived at their destination in new york city

[@scarylion1roar]

because the light at the end of the tunnel is Penn Station

[@HollowLily]

always nice to know funny voice man is part of train good car bad

[@gryffin638]

@@HollowLily truly

[@scarylion1roar]

@@trashrabbit69 because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey

[@rushs11]

@@trashrabbit69 there was an open pit until the 2010’s that allowed visible sunlight in. It was covered up during the construction of Hudson Yards

[@thomasgiles2876]

Welcome to the podcast hosted by a man named Justin that did not name the news segment "This Just-In"

[@CopenhagenRayne]

"yes" and you know the cadence and tone it was said in

[@xmlthegreat]

This is also true.

[@soccch]

@@CopenhagenRayne Exactly, with that same cadence.

[@NinjaAgnostic]

Just like a couple of local improvisors

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

That doesn't have the same ring as The God Damn News, though.

[@deptofcarstereorepair]

I really hope Alice saves that "Right this way Mr. Roczniak" sound bite

[@malcolmking752]

Hard same

[@thomasgiles2876]

And immediately follow it up with "in the butt, squeeze it"

[@nitehawk86]

@@malcolmking752 hard, haha

[@boydsinclair4166]

I want it as a ring tone

[@grizzly3793]

I'd like to point out that the Volkswagen is not a Nazi idea at all: The idea of a small people's car, as well as its initial designs, were actually concieved by Josef Ganz, but the Nazis were reluctant to attribute the idea to him as he was jewish. They were also rather reluctant to actually finish any of the ordered designs: The actual Volkswagen Beetle that a lot of germans paid for before the war would only start production in 1946. It turns out that a lot of the Nazi ideas and cultural output was just taking other people's stuff and plastering Hakenkreuzen over it. To an absurd degree! I've seen fucking dinner tables and floors that have hakenkreuz patterns it's fucking silly. The autobahn, similarily, were built on plans by the Weimar republic. Incidentally, for the lovers of the Safety Third Reich: The typical Stahlhelm was supposed to be replaced by the helmet that the east german army would go on to use, but Hitler rejected it because it wasn't "iconic" enough.

[@DrKlausTrophobie]

'"They were also rather reluctant to actually finish any of the ordered designs:" A right wing party scamming hard working people? No Way! /s

[@Daneelro]

Also, here is a little story from the field of railroads that connects to the Nazis' scrubbing of Josef Ganz from VW history. With the Rail Zeppelin, the Fliegender Hamburger fast diesel railcars, and the high-speed steam locomotives of series 05 (probably faster than the official record holder Mallard by a hair but that's another story), early Nazi-era German railways had this image of cutting-edge modernity. But the reality was that Reichsbahn was hampered both by Hitler's focus on the Autobahn and a conservative chief locomotive designer not open to new ideas. This man (Richard Paul Wagner) was responsible for popularising long boilers in Europe. But his designs work best on long runs on flat terrain, and he totally ignored the development of large fireboxes (rooms for fire to burn out in front of the part where smoke passing along long tubes heats the water), which are efficient and help in case of any extra load. In power, all of Wagner's designs were behind expectations (especially his last, the series 06, a 2'D2' or for North Americans 4-8-4 Northern). In addition, when going for welded technology, he chose a bad brittle steel quality that led to boiler explosions. Now let's move ahead, to Germany invading Poland. Of course, Polish locomotives and locomotive factories were taken over by German railways. To their surprise, German engineers found that one type in particular, the Pt31 express locomotive, was vastly superior to any of Wagner's designs. Facing a shortage in the "home countries" during the war, the Pt31 were soon sent over to Austria and parts of Germany, and more were built under Nazi control. However, this presented a propaganda problem: they didn't want the German populace to see that the inferior Slavic peoples could build something so clearly superior. The solution was to replace the original Polish factory plates on the locomotives with fake German ones (the locomotive number plates were replaced anyway, Pt31 becoming Reichsbahn series 19.1). (EDIT: in an earlier version of this comment, I mixed up the Pt31 with the Pm36, a faster but lighter series with only two locomotives built. These, too, had a good design and were taken by Reichsbahn, one of them used for testing.)

[@HamSaladtv]

The more ya know!!!!

[@LordSandwichII]

You mean to say that fascism is uncreative, and lacks originality? I must say I am shocked!

[@trioptimum9027]

Yeah, it was all like that: fixing hyperinflation? Weimar policies, Weimar implementation, once they started to work the Nazis took power and claimed credit. As you note, same thing with the autobahn.

[@spleeble]

Crazy Roz is just normal Roz when he found out RBG died

[@kabobawsome]

On the Facebook thing, basically, they accidentally told the internet (more specifically, DNS routing) that the Facebook servers no longer exist. This would normally be very easy to fix, you just then tell the internet that your servers exist again. But the command to do that is on software RUN ON THE FACEBOOK SERVERS. Which, of course, means it can't be remotely accessed because the server is down. And, again normally, this is annoying, but not too bad, you just have to physically go in and reset the servers. But LITERALLY EVERYTHING is run on the Facebook servers. Including almost every door in the buildings and definitely every lock in the buildings. So no employee could reach the servers physically either. The end result of this was that Facebook had to fly over a special team armed with lockpicking tools and "hard lockpicking tools" (ie an angle grinder) to finally get access to their server cage and restart their servers.

[@SouthLondonRailwayPhotography]

Me accidentally leaving my house keys in the Facebook server room, realising, then walking back to find they've locked themselves.

[@VulpesHilarianus]

Considering most of their offices use the much hated glass walls, you'd think the application of a simple chair would grant them access. The I remembered that when they built their new complex Facebook decided to go with polymer glass that bounces and deforms instead of shattering, because they were worried someone might fall out of one into the huge useless open spaces between the private offices.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

Dollars to donuts I bet you at least one employee on site had a hobby or past job experience that would let them get around the locks. But no middle management dude felt like they had the authority to authorize one of their employees to run home and grab their own tools and whatnot

[@LordAgamemnon]

That picture of Zuckerberg is the most like H. P. Lovecraft that any human being, including H. P. Lovecraft, has ever looked.

[@ewetoo]

squashed fish human, no wonder people think aliens live among us.

[@arthropodqueen]

I realized recently that zuckerburg looks exactly like lovecraft and I still haven't recovered

[@hiddenshadow2105]

You are so right, I haven't notice this before

[@AlRoderick]

P70 Broiler, apparently it's pretty straightforward, it's a P70 with a kitchen at one end set up to serve food.

[@tibbygaycat]

Nice

[@TrinityShoji]

Pennsy loved the P70s so much they basically used them for any type of coach service. Broiler was a "budget dining car" used for services that were too long to not warrant an on-board dining option, but not long enough to warrant a full dining car. They had 2 that were rebuilt from the original P70s in 1935. I can't find anything in my books other than their general purpose for existing.

[@Ostermond]

@@TrinityShoji Far as I can tell, it's basically a mini buffet.

[@zechsblack5891]

Makes sense, if you are attentive you can cook most foods in a broiler quickly, as opposed to just having an oven or set of pot burners which might allow you to slowly cook whole meals. Particularly true for lunch and snack items.

[@joshuagreen3185]

Of note - in modern use, the guys who had to watch the bearings as the train rolled by have now been replaced with a hotbox detector mounted on the track that scans each axle with an infrared detector as the train rolls by at speed, then radios a message to the train crew.

[@knightofficer]

As it turns out paying guys to watch it was probably the better way to do it

[@olddirtycracker]

That's what failed in east palistine right? @@knightofficer

[@knightofficer]

@@olddirtycracker kinda yeah, the problem was going on for a while but wasn't over the threshold that the boxes would detect as a problem until it was far too late. At least thats my understanding of the course of events. although the real heart of the problem is that decades of overworked, unerpayed, and shorthanded staff just led to workers not have the time or resources to do proper maintenance checks to make sure a bad car never leaves the yard in the first place.

[@cookies23z]

These 10 minutes have been fkn wonderful :) From Alices “I want to die in an enviromentally storytelling way” to Liams “I dont like how the fabric feels on my skin, I dont have autism as far as we know of” (and it was the same for me for a long time) Also “I audition as corpse” is pretty good

[@Radi0inactivity]

Jeggings don't have zippers/buttons (and usually don't have pockets). they're made out of extremely stretchy denim but they're meant to entirely pulled on. yes that is the only thing i am going to comment on this episode

[@OrbitalRose_01]

I can't believe Liam and Justin broke up live on podcast

[@atn_holdings]

Crazy Roz' Chemical Warehouse is where Derek Lowe tried to order 100 grams of dioxygen difluoride and was notified that his order was ready when he heard the kiloton explosion Crazy Roz' Chemical Warehouse is where you take the stolen tankers in the GTA San Andreas side missions

[@OddLeah]

My partner works IT for our public library. They got a billion tickets about Facebook being down, as though the 4 man IT department of a small municipal Canadian library has any fucking control over a monstrous American website. People is smrt.

[@jaredhazel5093]

I mean, those people could have thought that Facebook was suddenly being blocked by the libraries firewall.

[@CopenhagenRayne]

@@jaredhazel5093 agreed? completly fair to expect that the issue was on the side of the small municipal library. I would personally assume that before I assumed that the multinational billion dollar company did not have failsafes and backups to stop what they claim was a quick configuration error

[@cameronmilligan]

"We are genuinely sorry that you could not access FB while at the library. Next time please try reading a fucking book instead of checking your goddamn social media when you come here."

[@deeznoots6241]

Worth a try at least I guess

[@boydsinclair7606]

Did they claim that they fixed it? I'd reply to each ticket, ask for praise

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

My favorite soup-like hosts.

[@johannageisel5390]

Only crashes and explosive decompression process a host to a soup-like consistency in under 1 minute.

[@ernekid7241]

This has been a useful educational resource for me. I work at a rail museum with a caboose and this is illustrative in explaining to me what exactly a ‘hot box’ was. I’ve read some wild stories about 19th century brakemen dying horrific deaths.

[@steemlenn8797]

Oh yes, that IoT "Can't get into the office" thing. It's stupid enough that you make your house that it needs an internet connection to the other side of the world to a startup-company just to let you in into your own house.... but facebook? ROFL! That was the bestest, greatest, funniestest "Told you so!" moment in my life! The popcorn-nuke of reality jokes! My mouth still hurts from the day-long happy smile.

[@johncogswell2890]

Fuck yeah, loving that :)

[@tardvandecluntproductions1278]

Would be funny if the IT guys couldn't get to the servers as the security system requires the connection

[@steemlenn8797]

@@tardvandecluntproductions1278 Was not that far away. They had to drive to teh data center and do a lengthy physical access procedure.

[@CommieGIR]

So, FB deleted their BGP routes. What is that you ask? BGP is how routers figure out how to get from point A to B. While DNS tells you WHERE point A or B is, BGP tells your router how to get there like Google Maps tells you how to get somewhere. After deleting their BGP routes, nobody could find out how to get to their Datacenter's and their routers. Effectively, as you said, deleting them from the internet.

[@EyeMWing]

The real kicker is *HOW* the BGP routes ended up deleted. Essentially, someone made a *DNS* change with a typo in it. The tool that was supposed to prevent that specific catastrophic typo from being executed had a bug and therefore didn't function, and as a result their internal DNS blew the hell up. Separately, they have an automated BGP management system that watches overall network health and if it detects a catastrophic network health problem, drops the datacenter's BGP out, effectively causing a whole-datacenter outage to isolate the damage. This DNS problem counted as a catastrophic health problem - and was global. So each datacenter got dropped out one by one over the course of about ten minutes until they were all gone. Which, yes, rendered their DNS servers unreachable. To go with the stupid car analogy... DNS is street signs. BGP is roads. Someone fucked up the street signs and the DOT overreacted by demolishing the roads. Including the road to the street sign factory. And the DOT depot.

[@IRJ53I]

Man, I read Frankford as Frankfurt and I thought "It's the damned Nazis"

[@arthropodqueen]

it couldn't have been, the train made it out of the station after all

[@INEEDCAFFEIN3]

I had to look it up, Pete’s clown house is in fact not a clown based strip club, but is a breakfast restaurant?!?!

[@killerbee.13]

I think this makes it worse

[@zechsblack5891]

Fr, imagine eating breakfast 🤡😂

[@imsmolandangery4274]

My bus drove away from me after I ran across traffic so I'm missing my lecture and will be penalised for not handing in work I actually did and I can't email the lecturer because the college keeps changing the emails, but I can listen to new WTYP so it's okay!

[@lukam.7575]

don't you just love the state of public transport almost everywhere?

[@kjj26k]

Wtf is your college changing emails?! That shit should be ON LOCK!

[@xmlthegreat]

My condolences for your life being inside a shitty romcom. And no, you're not the hero.

[@brandonking1737]

@@lukam.7575 When I was in Singapore I saw sign in an MRT stop stating that if you were late to an exam due to an MRT delay you could get a letter form them to present to your teache rwhen you arrived so you could still get the full time to write

[@lukam.7575]

@@brandonking1737 it's a stopgap solution, but definitely better than the "it's your problem" attitude of most other places

[@Taverius]

"Impressive Auto Sales" makes me feel like someone was impressed any of them sold.

[@sarapocorn]

the two and a half men joke had me dead. thank you. it‘s been a miserable day. Hi from Switzerland! edit: I‘m also on a train to go meet people + discuss theory. is that.. praxis?

[@CaelanAegana]

[Timestamp 1:01] It's interesting that Alice pointed out how many rail accidents happen around troop movement, and Justin said it's likely because of increased overall railroad activity to support the military. I saw an article a day or two ago (can't remember where, sorry) that was about the Pentagon's recent assessment of rail network readiness. Rail is still an important way the US military moves equipment and troops around the continent, especially equipment too heavy or large for road and highways. And the Pentagon report is.... pretty damn scary. Both rail segments owned and operated by private companies, and those run exclusively by the military, are in terrible condition. The report is pretty clear that if we had to deploy a lot of assets for an emergency military situation across the continent, the system would fail in multiple places. That's how much the US congress just hates rail, they won't even fund it for national defense.

[@hagbardceline7118]

Re: jeggings, the stretchy denim kinda rules. I'm skinny as hell but tend to sit criss cross apple sauce style and my skinny jeans would blow out at the crotch pretty quick. The stretch has a lot more give. They're also generally softer. I am pro denim though, I have a cool Jean jacket and vest and two whole pairs of pants, as well as auxiliary cutoffs on the rare event that it's warm. Anyway, jeggings are pretty swell in my opinion

[@kingpopaul]

Crotch blowout if a great emergency feature on pants.

[@Superbouncybubble]

My man just wanted to tell the world he's got a big package

[@__-jt4tv]

Justin "Favourite Cause of Rail Derailment-" Alice "Sabotage" Liam "MothMan." .. I think that's the podcast in a nutshell, right there. Keep up the good work, you wonderful nutters.

[@ebnertra0004]

My personal favorite is spring switches

[@alkihistoriker]

Liam coming in with that organized labor news and IATSE solidarity. Yay Liam!

[@boydsinclair7606]

Yay Liam!

[@Loomx5]

YAYLIAM

[@kaycashew]

Yay Liam and yay IATSE

[@frank6842]

Yay L!I!A!M!

[@starfinney6308]

The knowledge that Liam is also a fan of girls in glasses bring me an unexpected delight

[@hinzster]

From Two and a half Men to Unreal 5 via discussion of "transgend" being a verb. I just love this podcast!

[@marinary1326]

The best first two minutes of any podcast

[@johnpekkala6941]

Fun coincidence. Im listening to this episode just now after I have been working all afternoon in Unreal 5 with some horror/creepy themed projects for Halloween. It is for sure a totally amazing software and I love that its freely avaible for everyone to use! U can create just anything from your imagination with it! In your case a thing to create with it would maybee be something like a disaster simulator wich could simulate said train wreck or whatever disaster from your series. All is possible! I dont know if u have any experience using UE or any other game engine. There is however loads of tutorials though if u want to say try and create said disaster simulator or something similar with Unreal5. (The tutorials for UE4 btw also work for UE5) Id love to see u make something like that! :)

[@thaddeusthudpucker4175]

At the risk of drawing the ire of Liam: (LORD LIAM BE MERCIFUL)- Amtrak Montana derailment happened *Before* the switch. This was a hot day, only a few degrees from the temperature related speed reduction rules being triggered. Also, this switch is controlled from Ft Worth, TX. My suspicion is that the track failed under the train and the third car from the end derailed, it wandered far enough from center, and tipped over. The last three cars are further back, and were on their sides.

[@POINDXTRMUSIC]

I found this channel 2 hours after the pentagon video went up and have watched all the episodes as well as everything on donoteat in the last 2 weeks. Thank you Justin Alice and Liam!!! Pronoun check, yay Liam, make it more rigid!!!

[@atn_holdings]

to enter the WTYP Premium Lounge you must answer a riddle: what happens when Roz says a precise date and time?

[@xmlthegreat]

@@atn_holdings everyone has a *N I C E T I M E*

[@POINDXTRMUSIC]

@@xmlthegreat until they don’t. Access granted?

[@xmlthegreat]

@@POINDXTRMUSIC no you don't understand! No actionable threats!

[@PobortzaPl]

I wonder where will you go next: Trashfuture, What a Hell of a Way to Die, Kill James Bond, Lions Led By Donkeys?

[@xmlthegreat]

I am as horrified as Alice at the knowledge that Nutella was a fascist invention.

[@yakovgolyadkin]

Don't be, it wasn't. It's a product of fascism only in as far as it came about as a result of the rationing that was caused by a war that was caused by fascists. It was a version of gianduja that was initially developed out of the post-war rationing and wasn't even marketed until 1964.

[@Whammytap]

I mean, a lot of painkillers that we use to this day were tested on non-consenting humans in concentration camps. I feel guilty every time I take an aspirin, to the point that I try not to take it.

[@johnathanh2660]

​@@Whammytap I didn't know about aspirin - I'll look it up. Thank you. Mengele did some testing which involved 'drowning' and reviving teenage girls. I believe about 40 girls were used for this particular experiment in which one girl happened to be 'drowned'/revived over 40 times. All the girls were subsequently executed. These experiments weren't drowning the girls rather they were testing their endurance/resistance to hypothermia in cold-water/salt-water tanks. The Luftwaffe had requested information on the effects of 'ditching' on air crews and this 'problem' ended up on Mengele's desk. One of the tactics the RAF used engaging the Luftwaffe over Britain was fuel exhaustion, which led to forced ditching (as well as battle damage). Hence, ironically enough, one of the few sets of work that had any scientific merit, conducted by that ruthless, despicable bastard. Today, similar work is conducted with volunteers who are typically students in a wholly different context - heart monitors, medical care etc. It is worth noting though that AFAIK the only change to the 'rescue protocol' between the 1940s and today is that they don't allow the victim to walk as this puts a tremendous strain on the heart. I learnt about Aspirin today (thanks for telling me) but before this, I thought the only good (aside from accelerated technology development - which we would have got anyway; such as radar and jet engines) was this 'rescue protocol'. The building of the Atlantic wall, rebuilding of the Dams, all the weaponry, the direct loss of life, the rebuilding due to direct bomb damage - the incidental harm: hunger, disease, rape and the criminality (i.e. 'confiscation' of property) was all utterly pointless. However, EVERY time I see a rescue helicopter, or hear of the RNLI working I think of these girls and their suffering (and murder) and realise that the knowledge gained has actually saved lives. Of course we would have got to this knowledge eventually and of course what Mengele did was disgusting (and he deserves to rot in hell). I mention it only in that, directly, from the murderous concentration camps it's the only thing that has actually saved lives. Incidentally there was a train accident in 1946(?) in NW London that actually occurred more or less at a station. Ironically enough there was a US Army Doctor there. He actually set up a triage/casualty clearing station for the injured which helped many victims to survive. This (despite the blitz, which was 'scoop and run') was the first time treatment had been done as in effect paramedic in a civilian context. This later became a template for an improved London Ambulance Service/A&E service.

[@Whammytap]

@@johnathanh2660 Have you ever read Flannery O'Connor's "A Small, Good Thing?" I'm getting definite vibes to the tune of that piece of literature. It's made me realize that out of every great tragedy/horror, there is a tiny sliver of good. Maybe we concentrate on them too much, maybe not enough, I don't know. It's strange that humanity gives you just enough such instances to provide some sort of hope for the species, whether it's a well-placed hope or not.

[@tompain9735]

I’ve said this story before my but my Grandpa was on leave from the pacific front when this happened. He and everyone else who was on leave that could get to the area were voluntold to help pick up limbs and sort out bodies. Grim shit.

[@tibbygaycat]

I believe this is called working from home.

[@Azivegu]

The P70 Broiler was a passenger car with a small kitchen. Pretty normal on the higher end passenger cars

[@SlashCampable]

Thanks, I really wanted to know this! Not sure what I should do with this information now though... oh well!

[@TrinityShoji]

@@SlashCampable Build a model railroad

[@Tassalat42]

Thanks for making the news segments Like That. If I'm going to hear about how we're all getting fucked over by something out of my control I like at least being able to laugh at the headline

[@lunacarmin]

When me and my friends are drunk at 3:00 AM we laugh like idiots at the most random stuff. This reminded me of that, THANK YOU for doing this podcast.

[@skrang9671]

"I'm a chemical engineer--" "Oh no."

[@Arcdeek]

I like to imagine that the Franklin When Podcast is literally just Liam repeating "Franklin When?" while Justin grunts noncommittally, with new hour long episodes every week.

[@morg52]

The "friction" bearings worked quite well in the right circumstances. I was made aware of this when I was volunteering with a railroad museum. We had to move a loaded boxcar from one place to another and had no machine available to move it. We released the brakes and pushed it by hand, rather easily, about one hundred feet.

[@usr_name3980]

2021, the year where industry fails in the most comical ways possible. We had the GME squeeze, the Suez Canal disaster, and now Facebook crashes and locks itself out of its own service. I wonder whats next!

[@VulpesHilarianus]

Don't forget the Texas electricity fuckup because they relied on natural gas production that froze, the microchip shortage where one company that has all of its manufacturing in one city controls 90% of the supply, or the trucking crisis because employers are cheating truck drivers out of their already abysmal pay and forcing them to pay for equipment that belongs to the company. I'm guessing next the East Coast is going to have all the power shut down because someone didn't pay the bills on some of the switching substations.

[@usr_name3980]

@@VulpesHilarianus I don't know how I forgot Texas, I live there!

[@TwoWholeWorms]

"At time of recording, Facebook has locked their keys inside their own car." is the best analogy for what happened I've heard yet. xD

[@zifnab1777]

At the 9-minute mark, this becomes a fashion podcast, and I'm here for it.

[@KerbalKraken]

"Amtrak's empire builder derailed last week" Me: is it in Montana "This one was in Montana" Me: sounds about right

[@kuronosan]

P70R Coach Broiler 1935 Seats 70; small kitchen at end, tables opposite

[@falloutghoul1]

I only know about Dioxygen Difluoride through it's internet-famous nickname: *Satan's Kimchi.*

[@peterpanda5069]

Little known fact: Frankford Junction Wreck was the 69th President of the USA.

[@iciajay6891]

Ah'o!

[@memomorph5375]

You don’t hear too many first names Frankford anymore! Love your pfp, weasel!

[@minikawildflower]

widely regarded as the nicest president

[@ClaudiaNW]

And his great-grandson, Frankford Johnson Wreck IV, a former Democratic congressman from Massachusetts, is now a partner in the Manhattan firm of Train Wreck LLP (specialising in international commercial arbitration).

[@imsoawesome2013]

I was walking under the rail overpass on Adams ave like a quarter mile up from Frankford junction as that 2013 train derailment was happening. I saw a big flash and heard some noise but thought it was lightning for whatever reason and just kept walking home. My mom was super freaked out when i got inside because she knew i was walking home that way.

[@Klatchan]

Hey Liam, as a fellow denim disliker, I found out that being particular about how stuff feels on your skin can actually be a symptom of ADHD, which makes a hell of a lot of sense (for me anyway.) It's also a thing for autism but not only for that. Also, basketball shorts are proof that God loves us and wants us to be comfy.

[@marinthecreator]

Tech guys need breaching charges now

[@grmpEqweer]

Who doesn't?

[@johannageisel5390]

I would like to encourage you, dear Podcasters, to consider an episode about a) the collapse of the Cologne city archive and/or b) the Loveparade disaster. Thank you. Now on to listening while doing the dishes (which is praxis)....

[@niek024]

I second the Cologne archive!

[@johannageisel5390]

@@niek024 Well, they have a second one now. ^ ^ It's just been finished, according to Aunt Wiki.

[@boydsinclair7606]

Alice: Building a thing: "make it more rigid" Thing does a bad thing: "go limp" And that's all you need

[@tomhsia4354]

6:59, you jest, but min-April this year, Rogers, one of the big three in Canada, had a nationwide outage. Rogers, Chatr, Fido, and other carriers that used the Rogers network didn't have any cellular reception for a full day.

[@squidhazard4583]

I've listened to about 50 of these so far. Good job fellas and lady. This is how I get through my workday.

[@ayle1312]

Can't wait for the Boston molasses flood episode!

[@tompain9735]

Be sure to mail the pod more molasses!

[@ayle1312]

@@tompain9735 the Philadelphia Post Office Molasses Disaster

[@SarahSyna]

I unironically want a Boston Molasses Flood episode.

[@Vanilla0729]

I believe the "Broiler" referred to rolling stock equipped with a steam generator to provide heat to itself and adjacent cars, as well as to heat potable water. This would be distinct from "Boiler" rolling stock, which would be an engine, not a passenger car.

[@KittensXxLazzors]

I've been listening to wtyp, tf, and kjb since the Ashtabula horror episode and I'm only just now realizing that it's probably not Alice "Coldwar" Kelly

[@ClaudiaNW]

Caldwell

[@minikawildflower]

I don’t know why there’s a “lube oils” drop but I give thanks

[@ViolentOrchid]

You should make a video advertising the patreon that's the podcaster equivalent of the ASPCA Angel ad to get Alice more sleep.

[@robk7266]

Me who owns and wears a jean jacket: *nervous sweating

[@johncogswell2890]

Thank you guys for getting my WTYP fix in, I been dyin ovah heah in Bahston.

[@funny2xUS]

"id rather brake up with you then get a different keyboard" a man of class I see you buddy

[@jamesrussell8056]

I see from the slide that the Zuckrberg robot also froze up during the outage.

[@jadebullet3884]

Nothing like traveling on at a good clip of speed and having the collapsing front truck of your train car make you pop a wheelie into a signal gantry.

[@Anonarchist]

the average 1840s teen had 4 of the 10 kids they're going to have total and worked in a coal mine.

[@AaronMk91]

So because I must knee jerk reply to the news since I am Online: The DNS didn't go down, since that's a thing that could be fixed in five minutes. The guy who was selling that story turns out he was using it to sell his own Gamers Only social network. So the DNS pitch was an easy way to get his own take in and pick up some followers and thus customers. From my own spurious sources, I have heard there may have been a bot in the FB system that automatically does maintenance that went haywire and nuked shit but for all I know that's also a epic prank. Carry on, mostly wanted to say the DNS guy was selling his own social from this

[@deeznoots6241]

Clearly the only possible cause is an act of god, god himself struck down facebook

[@AaronMk91]

@@deeznoots6241 truly God is great for trying to put an end to posting, but The Devil proved himself quicker and brought it back

[@lukewest7216]

Facebook dying is the first thing we can call 'a mysterious act of God's love' without irony thick enough to spread on toast

[@memetechanarchy5381]

It looks like it actually was a DNS issue, specifically they nuked their own BGP routes. Those get cached with ISPs and stuff, so while the actual work to fix it was likely fairly quick, it probably just took a few hours for the fix to propagate Which tracks with the stories about the electronic doors not working, if they were real. I could maybe see a bad maintenance script taking out FB *OR* IG *OR* WhatsApp, but not everything including the door locks. A similar thing happened with a Turkish ISP in like 2004, but instead of breaking their own BGP routes, they accidentally published routes saying they were basically the most optimal carrier in the world for every site and basically a huge chunk of the world's internet started routing itself through a little Turkish ISP for a day lmao However I 100% believe that there was also a guy talking about it while trying to sell a gamers-only social network, that's the most on-brand Twitter thing ever Edit: I tried making another reply but it's not showing up for some reason, apparently it was a maintenance error which ended up causing the BGP issue lmao. The facebook blog ended up putting a post out about it

[@slywolf1972]

Shipping company: "Oh you don't want our chemicals? Well here's a fucking bomb then"

[@Boneworm852]

Alice regenderating into her next Pod Lord form

[@viliamklein]

I'm anxiously awaiting a spirited discussion on the pettiest thing to happen in Russia vs. the rest relations in years: space movies in space!

[@AmrasFelagund]

I lived very close to the 2015 derailment, and caught it on the news. I'm not sure whether or not it merits its own episode considering the content of this one, but you do you, WTYP-ers

[@danbornside3670]

I'll be honest, I was today years old when I found out that trains ever adopted roller bearings in the first place. I thought they used journals even today.

[@deeznoots6241]

Should just put trains on skates tbh

[@tibbygaycat]

The cars were very prolific writers

[@terencehill2320]

From one of Philadelphia's best to the best podcast in Philadelphia, this is amazing! 😁

[@BarackLesnar]

intersection of high and gay streets is an absolute mood

[@arrow1414]

You can still see friction bearing trucks in branchline and tourist railroads, probably because they rarely get above 30 mph.

[@bobsmith2637]

The last major North American train wreck caused by a failed plain bearing was in Mississauga, Ontario in 1979. Several tank cars of dangerous chemicals caught fire, and a leaking tank car of chlorine forced much of the city to be evacuated. Fortunately no one was killed. The last big fleets of freight equipment with them were the 40' Canadian grain boxcars (used until fall 1996) and DMIR's old ore jennies, some of which ran with plain bearings into the early 2000s (some are still in service with roller bearings inside the old journal boxes, with the lids removed). Some big railroads still have work equipment with plain bearings, even Canadian Pacific still has a bunch of auxiliary equipment (including several 250-ton hooks) out in British Columbia with them. If properly maintained and lubricated plain bearings can give good service, and they are actually better for low speed low mileage service where the equipment sits still for long periods of time (like museums or tourist railroads). Roller bearing equipment needs to be moved regularly or spalling can occur inside the bearing, and when a roller bearing fails there is no way to repair it, you have to replace that wheelset. If caught early an overheating plain bearing can be repacked in a few minutes. I just found your podcast the other day and have listened to several episodes already. I'm quickly becoming a fan, and I'm really looking forward to the 'Galloping Gertie' episode!

[@ebnertra0004]

Can confirm DMIR ore jennies from the 1950s are very much in service. Just saw a bunch the other day

[@LostInDub]

Successful 2 1/2 joke right off the top 😂

[@skrang9671]

Speedrunning getting cancelled.

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

I like jeans, but only "boot-cut" jeans. "Skinny jeans" are the devil's garment, you outgrow them _immediately_ and they make your legs hurt. But my mom seems to think that's perfectly fine so I have at least 3 skinny jeans that I basically never wear

[@effluviah7544]

Seconding this, boot cut jeans are the only good jeans. In the 70s there were flare jeans which were truly excellent because it was like the mid-way point between boot cut and JNCO jeans. Naturally, flare jeans no longer exist, because we have angered God.

[@tibbygaycat]

Craft them into shorts

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

@@tibbygaycat there was this kid in my choir class who wore jeans with patches on them and the jeans were really wide (not JNCOs but still). I assume they modded their jeans after they were outgrown

[@padrescout]

@@effluviah7544 Tapered cut or gtfo.

[@princeoftonga]

9:48. Liam YES! Up until the age of abut 20 this was my thing about jeans! I just refused to wear them! More conformation that Liam is just the personification of my own mind! (IDK why my mind is from Philadelphia when I’m from southern England.)

[@firefox5926]

59:13 i didnt even know paper was rationed during the war lol

[@ajbianchi85]

Can’t wait for the Franklin Podcast…. The nazis also invented magnetic tape recorders which indirectly lead to modern music production and massive room size tape drives filled with thousands of sketches of ladies ankles

[@HululusLabs]

Ahh yes time to listen to a 2hr podcast at 5am

[@lukam.7575]

9:30 down here

[@HululusLabs]

@@lukam.7575 I'm sorry for your loss

[@lukam.7575]

@@HululusLabs ty ty

[@twiexcursori]

yeah my first thought on "P70 Broiler" is "It's a kitchen car" but I'm really just guessing

[@williambrasky3891]

What is awesome is you were more right on FB than you knew. It was a problem with BGP, which is basically just a giant router.

[@vinyfiny2019]

My company is actually constructing a few towers at Broad & Wash (breaking ground next year). I'm not confident they'll meet Justin's visual approval🙃.

[@SarahExpereinceRequiem]

Acetic acid is chip shop vinegar (maybe only Alice will know what I mean there) in single digit percentages mixed with water. It's also for making vinyl and other such things. Glacial acetic acid is the acid but without water.

[@davidwright7193]

I think you mean “non brewed condiment” you aren’t actually allowed to sell chip shop vinegar as vinegar as it isn’t gone off alcohol. Everyone calls it vinegar anyway despite what it says on the label.

[@spoogerification]

film industry can be tough. Bunch of people get injured or killed on sets. there's no pot or payoff really if you get killed on set. people don't have time for family

[@arkadeepkundu4729]

Well there's your podcast.

[@Diplodocus]

Warmed my heart to hear your support for IATSE. I'm a newer member but even us greener crew have our stories of the shitshows we've seen. There's certainly enough material for an episode if you ever consider it.

[@LordoftheThings327]

Been feelin like shit these last few weeks but seeing a new wtyp just raised my mood a fuckbunch no joke If you can't make your own neurotransmitters, podcast-induced is fine

[@SportyMabamba]

Your consignment of Serotonin has arrived

[@roccocoppa8974]

This is secretly the best episode of the show.

[@SewingandCaring]

2 years later and I don't think that anyone has answered that Jeggings = Jeans material with lycra in them, but the pattern block makes them leggings, not trousers with an elasticated waistband with the elastic running through a channel, but the fabric is sewn directly on to the elastic, which is usually black or the same colour of the material.

[@ryans4877]

Yay Liam, girls in glasses are the best

[@ferlessleedr]

I was disconcertingly happy to get the "Train Fall Down" reference in The God Damn News because in the past 2-3 weeks I have binged...ALL...of KJB. Oof. Looking forward to Goldeneye.

[@t.o.6953]

So the investigation report was almost literally the investigators pointing at the bearing and saying "Well There's Your Problem"

[@Harizl]

"The Girthier American" is a great name for a clothing store.

[@ILikeTheThingsIDo]

Ah a train episode. It reminded me to apply for that amtrak job.

[@doctorgravel8572]

Major disappointment that Pete's Clown House is not, in fact, a house filled with clowns.

[@tompain9735]

The clowns are in the food.

[@Vanya2893]

The walls are decorated with paintings of clowns so it is actually kind of filled with clowns

[@doctorgravel8572]

@@Vanya2893 True, but the desire is for a packed crowd of pie throwing, flower squirting, big shoe wearing clowns. *sigh*

[@mgkleym]

Curious what liam's issue with it is. It looks like a reasonably decent diner.

[@tompain9735]

@@mgkleym it’s a shithole but the food is decent

[@henryefry]

On the topic jeans, flannel lined jeans are great when it gets cold.

[@TickTockTimeTraveler]

audibly "awwwhing" at Liam admitting he had a Stitch Fix omg... you go, King

[@scarylion1roar]

I'm a big 'n' tall listener of a big 'n' tall podcast. we're a match made in The Good Place 😊