Ep 69: Bert Kreischer w/ Tito's and Kool-Aid

[@scottforster8361]

The “shirtless” shirts and titos&kool-aid. Top notch prep

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Thanks for noticing.

[@puffdaddy69]

All they need now is Russian friends yelling “the machine!”

[@SparkySINN]

@@puffdaddy69 the Russians would probably just take over the show. 😹

[@AnthonyGargini]

The close up on the couch wiping. Priceless

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod I see y'all like to start the show getting Jiggy with it. ....Just keep my wife's name out of your mouth.

[@petemal3884]

Leave it to Brent Chrysler to make it the first and only episode where the bartender feels like he’s actually working. 🍹🥃🍸🍹🥃🍸

[@CatC-cow]

Yeah. I felt that. I had an eye opening about why I need to be drunk to have a drink in order to go to a bar: it’s not so much that I needed to drink but that I need to push away all of the burned out bartender reactions to the way people act in bars.

[@FillipJPhry]

Love this. The unification of this unholy Trinity is like hot sauce... It's the best.

[@brendanwoodley7567]

Enny?

[@dallas9421]

hi mommy

[@brendanwoodley7567]

@@dallas9421 hi jeans

[@koryd1234]

This guy's fuckin feathering it

[@colavermusic]

Hot sauce is the best

[@jimmyinrecovery]

“Misgender? It’s Mrs. Jenner!” One of the funniest things I’ve heard this year and it’s just a another throw-away joke for Mark.

[@-jq8gt]

Mark is the king of throw-away jokes. And half of them go unnoticed. Not many comics are hilarious off-the-cuff. Mark is one of the few.

[@BariNgozi]

@@-jq8gt I agree. Mark spits out one liners off the top of his head like a machine gun. So naturally clever

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

thats brilliant word play... dont tell Mencia!

[@nn647]

The time travel joke about the nirvana song was awesome too!!

[@tachibanamei6647]

One of my favorites

[@michaelwootan]

I saw the notification and was hoping for at least 2 hours…. You boys have exceeded expectations 🍻

[@AgendaInMind]

The biological cause of Alopecia is the loss of physical contact with a loved one.

[@drmojo5439]

@@AgendaInMind looks like GI Jada is going to have a full head of hair soon then, cuz you know she fucked Will that night

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@AgendaInMind whoa, you actually came up with new spam

[@BirdOfHermes83]

2 and a half of those hours are Blurt talking

[@mattsloan9056]

Mark making the joke about Bert's daughter and the lip deodorant had me rolling 🤣

[@3rdeye931]

I was shocked to see how long this episode was, but then I realized it’s a podcast with alcohol involved and Bert Kreischer is the guest.

[@cg5471]

He was going to do another podcast after this. He was just warming up.

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

have to allot for all the drunk ramblings and incoherent self centered stories of Bert that just go on and on

[@coreystone5370]

Some people I can only take so much of. Bert is one of them.

[@teewhyeee]

1:38:00 LMAOOOOO why did mark just throw up his drink and then wipe it on the ground so casually and how did no one in the room notice that LOOOL i'm laughing so hard rn

[@ethang0746]

and the camera zoom in hahaha best part of the whole episode

[@hodgelive]

cause he doesn’t like drinking so he purposefully spills it to seem like he drank more. in the episode with chris distefano they both were spilling sams martinis.

[@itsFETTT]

​@@hodgeliveWrong

[@rawpower12xu]

Let’s see how many times they make Bert squeal with laughter.

[@elh817]

Fakest sht ever I swear lol

[@AngelSteezey]

How did you comment a day ago bro

[@rawpower12xu]

@@AngelSteezey Sign up for the Patreon dude, you get early access and bonus episodes. Pretty good deal.

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@rawpower12xu pay so you get an ep you were gonna get the next day regardless? do a better job advertising it dude lol

[@MOLTEN_IMP]

Ugh, like a hyena

[@ouyoungbae]

Only Brent could cutoff Sam's story about seeing a woman jump out of a building and talk about his weekend once headlining Captain Brian's Comedy Club lmao

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I thought his name was Blurt

[@TheBackyardShow818]

@@BirdOfHermes83 it's Brad

[@kievs5866]

It’s Bart

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@kievs5866 Blart?

[@wakenow7612]

@@BirdOfHermes83 blurt lol. Fitting.

[@GymAndSun]

THREE HOURS with you guys and Bert! Awesome! 🍻

[@skyluke9476]

@@Revolution1117 3 hours of sam and mark is always worth it, it's like getting lucky enough to fuck Jada for 3 hours, but Wills in the courner. Still worth it

[@koryd1234]

MAS! MAS! MAS! MAS!

[@mnaneek]

This is so cathartic. It doesn’t matter how I feel before I watch these podcasts, when I’m done I feel great. So many things said here are relatable. And you guys talk without worrying what other people think of you. Thank god there is still a medium that exists where comics can say it like it is. Thanks for making my day 10% better.

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Same

[@chuckseasel9505]

Sam is the type of guy to go to Hooters and order Chicken Fingers.

[@ganymede4030]

I mean if we're being real Hooters' food is dogshit so the chicken fingers was probably the safest option. Just like the old saying goes, "nobody is going to Hooters for the food". Or the Wings. Or whatever. Shit is true though.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@ganymede4030 they go for the boobs right? I know I do! 😉

[@reymison1933]

@@ganymede4030 they don’t even wear skimpy clothes & wear skin colored panty hoes, & gotta cover their tattoos.. waste of money and time nowadays.. used to have those bazookas out and tight shorts

[@stevenmonte7397]

Y’all mentioned Gilbert. I was once driving and listening to a comedy channel. Gilbert comes on as I’m driving 65-70mph. He does this 3-4 joke rapid-fire story and I almost crash. I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[@luc_xott]

Sam's got the pepto on the table at the beginning, you know this is gonna be a banger

[@Jaycren86]

He left the last 5% LOL finish that pePto BOI !

[@zakkglista1844]

Mike Birbiglia is sometimes my cry comic. Not actually cry, but he's kinda my comfort food when I'm feeling down. He hits me right. Love you guys!

[@lisahenderson8963]

Drinking with Bert is what precedes starting the 12 steps 🤣

[@xuxushoo]

it’s step 0, the prequel

[@mikeyyeda4892]

another great ep, no way Bert's ever gonna be anything but fun, i also love how Normand often forgets the point he's about to make for a few seconds lol AHH SHIT I JUST LOST IT.... WAIT WAIT, AHHH.... OH OH I GOT IT

[@haleydunnigan1485]

Three hour pod hell yeah and with such a good guest! Looking good Sam

[@Tgirl32099]

Mark looks fantastic too - don’t think we didn’t notice you Normand 😉

[@haleydunnigan1485]

@@Tgirl32099 you’re right yes he does!

[@googoomu22]

Sam is handsome but his face makes me laugh at the same time cos he looks like a Family Guy drawing - am I crazy? 😂

[@juliuspronk7532]

Bert is the definition of ignorance is bliss lmao

[@PearlDrumsHead]

3 hours holy shit boys THANK YOU!!! Gonna make this graveyard shift bearable until I can get off and down some poison 🤙🏻

[@puzzymonsta69]

Just pull a kurt cobain

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@puzzymonsta69 ... jesus lol

[@LuckyLuch1]

@@puzzymonsta69 I think you meant to say "a Courtney"

[@puzzymonsta69]

@@LuckyLuch1 doesnt matter. As long as the same result is achieved

[@puffdaddy69]

Smoke your beer and drink your weed

[@terryslaughter1409]

I hope Tom doesn't cancel. Bert did most of the talking, but it had a good flow. Sam and Mark are laid back with quick jokes which made it enjoyable. Not a bunch of egos trying to top each other. Hope the channel grows.

[@allstopblue5717]

Seriously. This was excellently done. They let Bert run his mouth when needed which is awesome lol but they also contributed great jokes. Really enjoyed this episode

[@bunnybangz]

The trio we didn't know we needed 🤗😜

[@LgnSknks541]

"Give the Magnolias back" is a great Dad Joke lol. You got me Bert. *Side note: How is it that Bert lets Sam & Mark talk more than Tom? 🤣😂🤣😂 Kidding.....kinda.

[@Blade12323]

I love the enthusiastic and thoughtful prep I also love how Sam subtly, constantly tries to teach Mark that it's "by accident" and not "on accident" but Mark never learns (I also hate when people say "on accident) hahahaha

[@wyattgranger5870]

I said for most of my life that something was "next by" something else, rather than next to or by. When someone pointed it out, i said ohhhh. I noticed I started to correct myself slowly, and when I realized that, I hated it! So I still say next by, fuck it

[@heidisymonds4382]

Oh thank you,I'm from the UK and the on accident thing always gets me because it makes no sense at all

[@kylemixan8787]

@@heidisymonds4382 i've always said "on accident" and never thought twice about it. Maybe it was derived in opposition to "on purpose" ??? Because "by purpose" doesn't make any sense to me.

[@unglemergy]

wildly its more of a lithmus of how old someone is and even tho by is more technically correct both are accepted.

[@MelancholicFools]

Norm Macdonald and mark Normand are my favorite comics of all time and I love Bert and Sam too

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

You seem to like the norm 🧐

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Norm and norm

[@bearclaw792]

The candid moments before the podcast starts reminds me of Larry Sanders Show.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

I love when Mark mentions he hopes we got the Ewing stuff in, I always record more than we need 😉

[@joshuamiller9180]

Bert talking about radio is awesome because I was just driving in the morning one day, listening to one of our local radio shows, and Bert just randomly pops on and it's just a weird experience hearing one of your favorite, big time comedians pop up in your little local world

[@tonywhite4317]

The zoomed in Mark spill fix was gold. 🤣

[@Jaycren86]

“You two are the funniest guys in NYC” Big Facts!!

[@AnarkyXIII]

Marks call back about the deodorant on the lip was the best 😂

[@danielreyes2796]

Could you explain the context of the punch line? I dont really get it and i feel like im missing something.

[@AnarkyXIII]

@@danielreyes2796 the whole deodorant thing is from Bert’s special. It’s talked about earlier in the episode and he explains the context.

[@saar144]

Mark’s joke about the deodorant was killer!

[@norb4152]

"Bobby has every gadget...because he's sober." That's hilarious.

[@jessedrake5385]

awesome podcast!! by the way, Mj scored 37 points against the 'Orlando Magic ' in 1997. congratulations Bert man, you memory is REAL! one huuunndred percent

[@cisco5718]

Guys!! keep the great guests comin! You’re hitting it outta the park with guests. please have sal and darossa on at the same time lol

[@AnotherBangaTV]

Nah, We need that Joe List relapse

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Just Sal is fine! 😉

[@Raaaa10331]

bert is trash on podcasts.

[@wakenow7612]

If great guests are considered people who try to talk over you and own your whole show then you are correct.

[@Disc0-Delta]

Love everyone on this podcast. Bert drops some true wisdom with the violence anecdote.

[@sammonsalve5657]

Three of the best in room. So good. Thanks guys

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

So much energy in the studio that night, not to mention the 6 guy crew he brought with him haha.

[@malicioustactics6846]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod He brought his whole tour crew 🤣 fucking Bert. Great pod guys. Much love!

[@junkydluffy]

Mark and Sam have a Podcast?! And I’m JUST NOW FINDING OUT?! My Sundays just got a whole lot better!

[@alexhutchison8447]

Comedy great hits w/ three drunk men. Got my value this month for sure

[@zakzak5892]

3 hour WMBD with Bert Kreischer?? Cant wait to dive into this one what a treat, cheers!

[@N3ur0m4nc3r]

@1:43:30 Mark was actually correct. Patrice found that Buick got the biggest laugh. The original joke was about the DC sniper driving around in his Cadillac. Despite the ~similar end sounds, he found Buick was better. His complaint on Tough Croud was that, as a result of this inaccuracy, ::Buick:: was censored and it ruined the joke. Pontiac sounds like Cadillac but neither punch quite like "a Buick".

[@kingvisionsmedia]

He was so confident it was Pontiac 😂😂 I just that saw clip a few days ago and it was definitely Buick. Pro tip: Be as confident while wrong as Bert did and you will succeed

[@jeroenvanhofwegen5454]

@@kingvisionsmedia went into the comments to see if anyone noticed that. Haha Mark must've known he was right too but just bit his tongue.

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

Funny I noticed the same thing. For some reason, even though its so trivial it bothered me. Bert is so desperate to act like "no I knew him, it was Pontiac". He thinks because he hung around those guy's he's on their level lol.

[@levinen]

Three of my favourite comedians!

[@rawpower12xu]

This was 3 hours long and they didn’t get to peeves/recs. Didn’t lag, good dynamic. Can’t wait for Segura. Such a hearty laugh when he cracks. Weird seeing Bert in Bobby’s podcast knowing he was half in the bag but behaving as if he hadn’t drank anything

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Saw Bobby's pod, can't believe he kept drinking! They hung for almost another hour after the pod and kept drinking. He can really put the drinks away.

[@rawpower12xu]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod It’s remarkable. When I first found out about him and his reputation, I thought they were exaggerating and couldn’t be real, boy was I wrong.

[@michaelbenson9518]

I was thinking the same thing. Came in "Bert Sober" to Bobby's an hour or two later above the Cellar. Maybe it was the Marshall Rug Gallery effect.

[@ОльгаВанюшкина-э1ш]

I don't remember Segura subsequently being on this podcast

[@BaseballA11Day]

Duuuuuude these guys are going to be legends. It’s inevitable.

[@williammcdollar]

1:38:06 crying laughing. That’s such a Mark move.

[@RossWoodsJr]

Sean Patton has a new bit that got a room full of people to cry and then laugh and then applaud and then laugh…over and over again…it was unbelievable

[@bobms3430]

This is the best thing to happen this year appreciate you guys so funny

[@ratta_tat]

I'm so glad that Burnt has a safe place to finally talk about himself. What a brave little boy. So glad he got to express himself.

[@FanYarnla]

I love how LeeAnn uses Tom to keep Bert on top of his blood work.

[@stephen32frazier]

This was EXACTLY like 2 bears 1 cave. It’s just Brent talking for hours lol

[@bobjefferson3353]

Brad kerchner

[@ProMikeyHD]

“I believe in time travel more than I believe in death” might be the most underrated thing said

[@MrDoscher321]

LMAO GREAT POD.. Finally hit 3 hrs.. Props!

[@kilemwaldrup4537]

Bert hijacked most of the good podcasts this week. Can’t get away from this guy.

[@MorellioBenoir]

"Clean yourself up, they're going to think I did something to you," blew my guts out man, I'm crying laughing at that one.

[@DarkDecimus]

I love Mark's "mind blown" reaction when learns something new or hears something labia. Makes me laugh.

[@epiclasersharks1866]

this is my first episode with these guys. I know bert from his standup, mark from the jre podcast, and everyone else is new to me. This is great so far!

[@mattbob1995]

his name is Sam

[@allstopblue5717]

Normand: “so you cut off Rogan” hahaha that shit killed me man. I actually subscribed after watching this one. I’ve watched other episodes but for whatever reason never subscribed. Love that you guys let Bert rant over and over yet you still found a way to crack jokes and ultimately steer the conversation. Great episode. Honestly love that you guys are willing to embrace drinking on a podcast. Nowadays so many comedians are sober and it’s kind of a bummer to be honest. No hate to comedians who are improving their lives but still.. it’s not fun to hear about when I myself am drinking. Lol

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Cheers to drinking every day!!!! 🥂

[@MREpicIpodApps]

LOVED this marathon of a podcast with these legends. What a great way to spend half my day!

[@vibintbh4793]

Let’s gooo three hour pod w the machine🔥been a good day this just topped it off

[@whatbroicanhave50character35]

I'm sorry to leave so many comments but that zoom in on mark swiping his spilled drink off the couch was priceless, I'd been laughing at the shitty early Bert jokes and then you hit me with that

[@as_below_so_above]

So hyped. Just poured myself some whiskey and this is gonna be a great episode 🥃

[@puzzymonsta69]

Smoke1

[@adamvegeta3809]

Spiral out 😈

[@puzzymonsta69]

@@adamvegeta3809 lol

[@AgendaInMind]

Alopecia is caused by the loss of physical contact with a loved one.

[@puzzymonsta69]

@@AgendaInMind FOH

[@thepagemaster2963]

I bring the vibe in as well. Really shakes things up when I put it in my

[@Blueeyedsailor369]

Bert standing up for Will Smith is the most Bert thing he could do

[@hlumelomrali4081]

And I love it. The chaos of the next 2bears episode will memorable.

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Lmaooo.. absolutely.

[@ChaseSchleich]

Have you ever heard his Will Smith story? If Will Smith was that cool to me, I would stand up for him too.

[@Cdumps21]

The shirts are so perfect. How did you guys even do that? Great ep! Thank you!!!

[@ethans.4929]

I wonder if Bert’s ever gone 5 minutes without talking about himself

[@michaelbenson9518]

Wikipedia: Um, no.

[@jed4131]

Who’s Bert? Did you mean Burnt Chrysler?

[@scotthagapac]

Nope.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Maybe. Just watched the podcast and no, he can't!

[@awc723]

he's a guest on a podcast what do you want him to do...

[@scarymsmary]

47:25 BRAVO, Bert. AMEN! It's these moments that make me love him. He is 100% a good man, no matter how silly/absurd/whatever he may get.

[@dale1070]

Nah, that's bullcrap. Some people need the crap kicked out of them or they never learn you can't just go around disrespecting people. Slapping a comedian who is literally hired to talk shit is a completely different story though.

[@raycongfs]

This pod is on fire lately... great guests on every ep!!

[@BubuH-cq6km]

except this 1

[@AdamPeeGuerra]

mark normands little quips crack me tf up. haha such a good addition to any conversation

[@ccervantesclx7]

Glad I’m not drinking alone tonight!

[@michaelbenson9518]

Um, you are.

[@sandiasurfers3174]

It’s Buick. Check the tough crowd reruns “best of Patrice “

[@andrew-jv7iv]

The funeral of Bert Kreischer, filmed as a roast would be a licence to print money !

[@eddie_562]

1:14:45 Bert's response to Sam's jumping out of a window story... Mark and Sam: Stop bragging 😂😂😂

[@MutualOutlook]

You guys have had some awesome guests lately too and the fact Tom is game to come on the pod is soo sick! 🔥

[@ethans.4929]

Bert is not an awesome guest.

[@philrisser6853]

funniest dude in New York For sure is mark and sam.. dont even need to swear to get a laugh. thats insane Hard

[@JorgesUsername]

Bro, Bert talks so much, they did 3 podcasts worth of footage. Haha

[@RandomBassTattoo]

I bought my ticket to the Cleveland Agora show as soon as you said Cleveland seats weren't moving! I went on a deep dive with Mark, Sam and even Bert recently with the pods, KZbin, Netflix, the works! I'd love to see you there!

[@joey_ferrari24]

Each of you should of all had a gallon of Koolaid to drink for todays beverage in honor of burnt. I swear to god I wrote this before the beer Jew said it lmao

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

"Not in a bad way.." & "No disrespect BUT..." proceeds to say disrespectful shit. 😂Classic Bert.

[@katabeats]

Bert pulling up photoshoped pics off himself ripped is so good 😂

[@genobrn8743]

Hey fellas, just watched this on the 1 year anniversary of the “Slap”. Justice served with Chris’ 1hr + Netflix Special. Bert was right, Will will never recover from his moment of rage- JUSTCE SERVED!!!

[@boebrown9332]

Yeah Bert is definitely not quitting drinking this week

[@bryanbarry1056]

Bert always delivers. Great pod

[@earlymorningpodcast]

Wow, you guys got Bert in before his last tour! Props!

[@haraldsletterod]

RIP

[@peytonyoung4209]

One of the best pods I’ve watched in a long time

[@zac52]

You know mark is sauced when he moves his drink to the couch

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Deep cut🤟

[@DontGetMad-ev8re]

Reacher

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Hate hearing Mark say his ticket sales are struggling. He's so damn funny and has millions of views and thousands of comments praising him on his special. One of the best out rn your well on your way broski

[@Nevano12]

Timestamp?

[@MaxBeamer]

Bert talked more than everyone in that room combined..

[@thedude7726]

Good. Thats what were here for. To hear bart talk

[@TDOLLA]

Because he was brought up several times I ended up pausing this and watching like 45 min of Dave Attell, god damn he is funny. Everyone seems to have a Dave Attell joke this just hits home for them, I grew up with a drunk father… he was a good dad he was just drunk a lot. Attell had this joke like “growing up I thought my dad was Superman, turns out he was just drunk and wearing a cape” something like that. This podcast is good but really at its core its just a springboard to go watch Dave Attell stand up clips.

[@joshhponce6768]

What a Jew, morril is seriously wearing a long sleeve under "that" shirt

[@marcusjohnson269]

Bret Chrysler saying "you are the 2 funniest comics in New York" could earn him a monologue on the next Flagrant 2

[@trendybistro]

1:14:35 This is the kind of shit that really bugs me with Bert. Sam just told a pretty traumatic story that would have been incredibly interesting to follow-up with additional details and he has to immediately turn the conversation towards himself and try to one-up Sam. Not every story is a pissing contest and half your stories are made up shit anyways Bert. I highly doubt a 5'6" kid stepped on a chair and knocked a 6'6" kid out your first week of Jesuit school. You seem like the person to over embellish everything because your life isn't that interesting. And you never saw the Smashing Pumpkins open for Nirvana.

[@dallas9421]

whoa, who hurt you my guy..

[@adamvegeta3809]

THANKYOU! i loathe Bert🤮

[@jeremiahjohnson2519]

The Smashing Pumpkins part killed me!

[@wearelegends553]

How perfect is this episode 69 Bert & 3 hours of pod. Loved every minute 👌🏻

[@stephenholmgren405]

Half way into the podcast Bert makes me feel lucky to be alive

[@mandihollingsworth182]

Everyone , y'all need to watch Bert's Netflix specials. I've watched them numerous times when I need 😂🤣😂🤣 I ALWAYS FEEL BETTER AFTER

[@will6176]

This was great. Btw… Berts talking about Hannah Gadsby in a real way and acknowledging that it was somehow game changing is great, when most of the internet is either super woke into her or a sort of abusive toxic pure hate. The nuance is refreshing.

[@commonpeace5595]

Bert's terrified of being cancelled so he spinelessly defends woke bs. Hannah is trash and being the first person to make comedy serious isn't game-changing it's lazy.

[@ElevatedPerspectives]

late to the party on this one but, Mark mentioned, "I got accepted to Virginia Tech that year". My friend was at Virginia Tech that year. When the news broke I called her. She was in a field with a bunch of other people who had evacuated. She said when her phone rang everyone stared at her because it was the first call to come through. She was safe, but only because she transferred out of that class 2 weeks prior. She would have been in the classroom where the executions happened.

[@hughmackechnie2104]

Turns out Nirvana played the Tallahassee Civic Center in 93 (with the Breeders opening), and the Pumkins played there in 94. So he's just combining two memories.

[@mattvivid3381]

Nobody say a word to him about it

[@lukasschrauber]

Mark has the best quick responses in the game. Love his shit

[@drewstaples9648]

Man Bert can’t not talk about himself at all times huh

[@DollsNotDrugs]

Saw Bert live in Grand Prairie and he told us about the death of his dog. He was successful in making that room cry. Love Bert and all the laughs he provides!