Ep 173: Allegedly [In Our Feels]

Freshest episode you could ever ask for, recorded on March 28th we talk road shows, MSG Garden of Laughs, P. Diddy, Nickelodeon and how ignorance is bliss. Everyting in this episode is alleged if any lawyers are listening.
Sam Morril: www.sammorril.com/
Mark Normand: marknormandcomedy.com/
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - Chewing an Orange and Fashion Talk
00:05:26 - Movie Reflections and Road Trip Stories
00:12:04 - Funny Stories from the Benefit Show at Madison Square Garden
00:17:53 - Hanging Out with Luis Guzman
00:23:18 - A Moment with Jee and a Failing Jumbo Tron Prank
00:28:38 - P Diddy's Controversial Parties
00:34:14 - Skits in Between Songs
00:40:01 - Rant about Michael and Comedy Techniques
00:45:23 - Objectification and Sexualization of Women
00:51:05 - Stepdads and Volunteer Firemen
00:56:20 - Silly Conversations with Friends
01:01:47 - Misusing Expressions
01:07:43 - Humility and Tolerance
01:13:10 - From Beer to Liquor
01:19:35 - The Greatness of Sorkin's Work
01:26:14 - Bodega Cat Whiskey and Merch Update
01:31:46 - Lunch in New Orleans

[@paulkossak7761]

"Premise, no punchline". "You should move to L.A." That's comedy.

[@askmemum]

You mean “comedy!”

[@CamdenJoVR]

All us OGs heard your Chris Brown joke 😂 I was mad for you

[@chibba5418]

sweet sexy Salacuse

[@thedamnbatman1]

Some of his best jokes go unnoticed and it drives me crazy lol

[@sissyofFreemont]

YES

[@patrickmcguire7929]

I know I heard it.

[@OGDJ5150]

Any true fan of the pod would never care if you repeat bits, jokes or stories. Just keep doing your thing 👍🏾😁

[@vinosmanuel]

"Good fan. He really seems to care".

[@OGDJ5150]

@@vinosmanuel 🤣

[@the1only467]

I might be high, allegedly. Thanks Sam and Mark, love the show.

[@raymoraV2]

I’m high for sure

[@ramosrick95]

x2 ​@@raymoraV2

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

You're welcome the1only467. Make sure to.make yourself breakfast and wash your ass.

[@Greezy_DZ]

I might be on fentanyl, allegedly

[@the1only467]

@@Greezy_DZ that up and down, allegedly.

[@wigmaster7894]

Your best line in the last protect our parks was the bourdain ‘kill your self’ joke to ari and no one even heard it

[@cameronwhite8861]

The step father “I’m actually here” line is hilarious 😂

[@patrick815]

Storytelling is something Mark actually does really well

[@sirrobert23]

One of the best

[@jd42305]

He could really tell more stories in his act and be great at it but he refuses. He's married to strict set up punch observations and comparisons.

[@patrick815]

@jd42305 yes I'm cognizant of his body of work

[@jd42305]

@@patrick815 What a strangely c*&nty response to someone agreeing with you and adding to discussion.

[@jd42305]

@@patrick815 What a strangely c&*ty response to someone who's agreeing with you and adding to the discussion.

[@iswearimcreativeproduction7604]

Mark saying people with down syndrome don’t complain and then him impersonating one might be the funniest moment of 2024 so far

[@matmcgeegfx]

I almost died laughing and then showed my Wife the next morning and cried laughing again. One of those - it's so funny because I think it is actually mostly true - moments.

[@iswearimcreativeproduction7604]

@@matmcgeegfx I’m also from Detroit or are you just a fan of shitty teams?

[@duncancarlson9813]

Watched every single episode over the past 2 months, now I look forward to this every week

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

Feels like a good way to unwind before the weeks over

[@charlesnelthorpe9252]

same, started watching earlier but now its like waiting for the next episode of 'must see tv'

[@AeonLux_]

😊😊😊😊

[@PrincessBalamb]

This podcast is a must for my Mondays

[@HawaiianPunch557]

The AYG episodes are my favorite

[@geordangundelfinger]

1:02:50 one of the best laughs in WMBD history.

[@akwz2448]

😂😂😂

[@brittanymontgomery69]

I came back just to rewatch this part 😂

[@patrickharrison4763]

MSG shows, Courtside seats and Chris Rock shouting them out. My how far the boys have come.

[@thisisspartacus]

Chris Brown line on the protect our parks episode got lots of love in the comments Mark, we know you throw them out there for us.

[@AxeMan808]

I want at least every third show to be just you two. Every fourth show bare minimum.

[@will_boner17]

I might be stoned. Happy Sunday ya queefs

[@AyahuascasGrandson]

We might be baked 😎

[@the1only467]

I might be geeked

[@dylanstorie8988]

I might be zooted

[@Laneswitchh]

Happy queefster 🐰

[@jacobanderson2285]

happy easter

[@ReginaCioffi]

I was born and raised in Brooklyn. I was able to watch them film SNF in both Bay Ridge and Bensonhurst. The scene in the beginning was filmed in Bensonhurst. The very day that Lenny’s pizza closed, Travolta et. al. came to Lenny’s to order the same thing as in the movie: 2 slices with one on top of the other. When filming the nightclub dancing scene, everyone danced to a click track. The Bee Gees had not written the songs for the movie yet.

[@dohnjoe4516]

Great insight

[@ltsgoyanks]

Dear God... you only had to dial 4 digits on the phone back then! We are giving away our age...

[@briankeller2733]

Mark I think it’s funny you described attell as a “concentrated comedian” because I’d label you the same way. You’re one of my favorite comics to watch with non comedy fans because of 1. You’re amount of jokes in a set is insane so even if the person I’m showing doesn’t like everything, there’s so much that they’re bound to like something. And 2. You’re observations are so on the nose but so abstract at the same time. Things that are right in front of your face but you don’t ever notice. Big fan hope to see you live soon

[@dondps21]

That DS bit is GOLD !🥇

[@leonw6247]

This was by far the best episode in a long time. The no guest episodes are so much better than the ones with guests.

[@sanai772]

agreed!!

[@Nerflover10097]

Salacuse has too much of that annoying younger brother energy though

[@sirrobert23]

Love that they added Farley and Stiller to the collection

[@alexe831]

I can’t believe these Jews never seen that Katt special, it’s embedded in my dna since I was kid but I’m so glad it hit Mark like that cuz I was dying rewatching that Mj bit rn glad Mark realized the gold that Katt has done back in the day. The structure , the delivery, so animated. Love Katts old stuff. I think I Mark evolved in real time just seeing that piece of Katts bit

[@jimboslice1063]

right? i saw it when it came out and it was a game changer.

[@askmemum]

Uh uh Mr. Jackson!

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

Believe it or not Mark claims he isn't Jewish

[@davidramsey6865]

Great Ep, guys! It's nice to not have guests occasionally and just listening to you guys (and Sal) riff the entire Ep. Sally scoring big time with the "Serpico" tee. Also, good on you guys for getting Richard Lewis up on the Memorial Wall so quickly after his passing. The dude deserves it. Also, wishing you guys increased success with Bodega Cat with the wider distribution!!

[@RGEF1006]

“Did he do that?” translates to “Diddy do that?” 37:17

[@jayfreedman5186]

Every minute I listen further I'm so confused how these guys suddenly bring this energy with these topics on episode 170...

[@MagicTasha]

Noticed that too. Feels like they switched it up this ep.

[@dondps21]

"Attell Special tomorrow." is solid Mark👍🏾

[@shainedupuis2649]

Mark, if it means anything, I caught that Chris Brown joke in Protect our Parks and I lol'd all by myself in my living room😂 Watching comedians work out bits is fascinating. I was always class clown and, in my heart of hearts, would really love to be a comedian but working out bits is really hard. I can think of some premises but then figuring out the punch line is tough. It's definitely an art.

[@niceguy3290]

WOOOHOOO love when it’s just the dudes

[@snarkyretort5229]

I miss Winnie's disapproving looks. She always looks like she's thinking "You're all getting canceled!"

[@garrettjones8576]

She's probably travelling. Or on another pod.

[@MikeyMooks]

Great observation hahaha

[@Masterfuron]

Waiting for someone to be like "*Cancelled"

[@twobitt2222]

She’s the best member of the cast!

[@tomkoval490]

Sam has an amazing attel impression. It’s really good.

[@randybradley4151]

My dad was the worse snorer. My dad snored so loud that we would consistently have our neighbors knock our door just to shut him up. We've even had the police called. Whenever he snored it sounded like a male Lion roaring and it would vibrate the floor.

[@LRRYFSHRMN]

Mark always has some bad info on current events 😂😂

[@dohnjoe4516]

Lol always

[@9xqspx6]

That's the type of jacket Mark would steal from the store. 😄 Cuts(?) pulled a strong one on prevention, haha.

[@SamBassComedy]

I had a girl snore in my bed and I told her to go home. Seriously. I drove her home. I'm like, I have to sleep. Also, Meek Mill was recorded by a guy at Puffy's party who is well known. He played it on an interview. That's why the internet said it's true.

[@mistercrinkles]

I can't believe Sam has never seen that Katt special.... Tragic.

[@heavenwasfool]

It’s fucking sweet being a fan of marks and watching this show regularly seeing how his act comes together. Truly a real comedian.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Trust me: when the CPAP machine works, it's awesome, not sad.

[@macbeeler5479]

Chris Farley on the wall!!! One of the best!! And Bernie!!!

[@randyfournier8299]

The talent , but the friendship, this has upped KZbin for me.

[@TurdFerguson456]

I swear Mark has never finished a story without Sam side-tracking it or completely changing the subject... every single time. A 3 sentence story takes 5 minutes! Geez... I may be autistic

[@PurpleHazeVanNederlands]

We are all Autistic Alphas here

[@Downs-Indroam]

So far you guys are far and away the 2024 winners of the Thumbnail of the Year award... ... well, #Allegedly

[@mapwezt]

Saw Mark live in Memphis. It was funny! It was packed too. I bought 2 friends tickets who didn’t know him. We had a fun night of laughs!

[@3PMusic.]

Rather See Mark Or Marky Mark lol?

[@snarkyretort5229]

I love the way Dave runs a room. You can see him get lost in the conversation and then bring up a new subject in a profound way thats hilarious. Other people laugh and comment, as their commenting Dave is thinking of the next subject to bring up.

[@benh266]

Great pod, wanna see bodega cat, wanna support it

[@KilgourTrowt]

“Innocent until proven guilty”? Not in the court of public opinion.

[@dohnjoe4516]

Lol like that matters. Wake up

[@KilgourTrowt]

@@dohnjoe4516 Troll much?

[@caloyssk1]

"three o'clock high" buddy rebel 😋 ramones "rock n roll high school" all day

[@Dougfur]

The worn thigh patch in marks jeans make me like him even more lol

[@trillbilly7914]

Beer to liquor****** Gotta switch from powder cocaine to crack cocaine because of my deviated septum, or my allergies, or because I got covi and didn't know because my nose was screwed up already. You the pro, roll with it.

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Knicks coach Tibs is a fellow Salem State alum

[@timbraithwaite7747]

“We did it together!” About marks wife is hilarious

[@chellie7887]

Happy Easter guys 🐇🐰🐣💜♥️💙❤️

[@EricWinkler83]

My daughter loves is it cake and she’s watching it and I look up and there’s Sam and he’s in a leather jacket.

[@shawnweber8524]

Sam's shit eating grin as he throws the shirt 😂 what a good guy

[@Heavenly.Harlot]

Nobody else has mentioned it but I will: This is most likely Dave Attells last special. He doesnt like doing them. He does them every 10 years or so plus hes been chain smoking for years. Attell is BY FAR the best to ever do it. Hope I'm wrong but Im probably not. Its been an honor to watch the man's craft. Absolutely brilliant.

[@chuckup5494]

thanks for bringing down the mood a**hole. we already dealt with norm; we don't want to think of Davey as having the same fate. we all want more, but the same characteristic of the greats is to always leaving us wanting more; that is their magical power. appreciate what we get out of the most comedic minds while we have them.

[@SusieQZee]

Dark.

[@GhastlyCretin]

​@@chuckup5494Give it a rest.

[@Heavenly.Harlot]

@chuckup5494 Davey? Who the fuck calls Attell "Davey"? They will ALL see the same fate you and I will. Chappelle, CK, Stanhope....even Mark and Sam. Hiding from mortality is childish and nobody told your happy-ass to read my comment. I'm one of Attells biggest fans. I personally tattooed his face on my leg. But the writing is on the wall whether you want to face it or not.

[@Heavenly.Harlot]

@@SusieQZee Learned from Attell himself.

[@patrickmcguire7929]

Only about 5 min. in & MN comes up with such a zinger❗Hint; a VERY popular series from the 70's, before he was alive. He is so fast.

[@NickDiazofNauts]

Some potential analogies for switching to liquor for health reasons: “Switching from beer to liquor for health reasons is like saying you’re taking the elevator instead of the escalator to get in shape. Sure, it’s a step up, but you’re not exactly climbing mountains!” “It’s like trading in your doughnut for a bagel because it has a hole in the middle. Technically, there’s less to it, but you’re not really choosing the salad, are you?” “It’s akin to choosing a superhero costume over your pajamas as work-from-home attire. You might feel more powerful, but your productivity is still questionable”

[@Maria-PLM]

Garden of Laughs was incredible. Sam absolutely killed it!

[@racheller8753]

Who knows if it's true but .....the 'gentleman' who was "at the party with Meek and Diddy said he recorded it outside of the door" .. he shows his face and tells the whole story about how the drinks were all spiked with ecstasy, c o c....... ????

[@KyngAllandin]

Mark and Sam. The only combo we need. 🍻

[@GhettoSolutions1878]

Sometimes I get a number 1, but you got to upsize sometimes for good for a number 5. It keeps you there. If they only have one thing on the menu then what the fuck. Might as well cook it at home.

[@brantleyhester6641]

Mark and List are really great too. Tuesday's are gay!

[@pauljoseph8338]

Nope. We only need the combo of Mark and Joe…nobody needs Sleepy Sam.

[@CumulusBurn]

Holy fuck. 🤣 These two hot cups of soup laughing and cackling w/Sally in the back there has had me in tears for over a week straight now. 🤣

[@gravoh]

Great way to end this Sunday, salute fellas 🫡

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

“Don’t do that act-out on stage.” 😂😂😂😂

[@jodijoy8906]

Missing 🥺 Ms. WINNIE 💛🖤💛🖤♥️💛🖤💛

[@user-gn3rn7dy6s]

ABSOLUTELY get Yamaneika to open for you on the road, Mark!

[@MUFCSHERMS]

You guys make my Sunday night alot more enjoyable

[@catherinegilliam4202]

I totally agree about the annoying sneeze. My husband literally yells when he sneezes, and I want to choke him sometimes. He says “ well I have to sneeze.” I told him he doesn’t have to shout when he does. It’s like aaaaMOOF!!

[@ericbarros2971]

Just in time for my run. Shout out to the homie big Sal!

[@kaitlinsjustjoking]

Mark turned into Larry David by trying to imitate someone with downs. I'm fucking dead

[@Mia_I_am_nice]

Solo

[@deluxe4116]

Oh I heard the “Chris Brown” comment lolllllllllllll don’t think it goes unnoticed hahahahahhaha

[@patrickmcguire7929]

Only a half hour left😟(next day) but I'm LOL never seen MN laugh that hard it's GREAT. Also both you guys offer us SO much with this, never feel bad about repeating anything. Thanks, you guys rock‼

[@MrKidflip]

Marks joke about having his wife like his friend, should end with" it went so well, so now I'm getting a divorce! ".

[@305dmr]

So appreciate the Sunday podcast drop

[@ginogarcia8730]

knowing is a peev hahahahahahaha

[@Frozen_Bean]

Sam's on is it cake!? 😃

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

We might be watching some recs and definitely gonna look into punch up! I cannot enough of Mark Normand!

[@marcelwaddell6290]

Been hearing Hirdan Jenson mention punch up for months, but the boyz here actually promote and say what the feck it is! Going there. Thanks, fellas. Love you both

[@dilaudid74]

Luis Guzman is great in Carlito’s Way.

[@meskilito123]

Normans face at jump already has me laughing.

[@shaneboswell9872]

Mark, I am your age and suddenly have a histamine intolerance so beer, my favorite thing messes me up!!! Herpes, silent re I’m gay!

[@RC-ro4gq]

Always love the movie talk and references you guys make.

[@zaidnoraa45]

I’ve been wearing cuts for years I love them

[@TheDJOblivion]

They're worried about repeating something from old pods but we rewatch the episodes so many times

[@randyfournier8299]

Fookin talent, great times now!!

[@micahmadore]

I’ve been a dad for almost 3 years. A short enough time to still remember life before. I can confirm the change in sneeze intensity is both immediate and involuntary.

[@Vinfunko]

“Which my wife would love, I’m sure” lmao 31:26

[@LittleCutiePodcast]

Clean shaven Sam will forever haunt my nightmares hehehe

[@patrickmcguire7929]

11 min. in & was just thinking about Jerry Stiller earlier today & BLAM he's there on the wall, & what a wall it IS. The scene where him (as George's dad) & Elaine are about to throw down👊🏻& he yells "you want some of this⁉" 🤣

[@speedvaxer]

mark’s down syndrome impression has me literally heaving from laughter i can’t breathe

[@raffin2040]

Ahhh yes! A (now unfortunately rare) guestless ep!! More of these please 😊

[@EdwardBaker94]

Just them riffing joke ideas was hilarious. A true inside to a small writers meeting.

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

Just finished AYG with Dave Attell and now it's time for the queefs and a enjoy a doob to get ready for sleepy time 😊

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

The faces they made during the sex sounds was HILARIOUS LOL

[@levigraves1856]

Great ep! Really hit me in the feels.

[@Sleeve_that_rare]

Very timely episode thank you for keeping it so recent

[@soundsbitter]

Homies laugh sounds like a dry erase marker when it squeaks on the board when writing

[@ZiggaRats]

'Every Christian Lion Hearted Man Will Show You'

[@Mmarquez911]

What the hell happened to the beer Jew

[@comicslegendados1990]

that wasnt a pod, that was a great comedy class.

[@sidlordoftheflames7318]

Just gonna leave out Seinfeld taking a teenager to the red carpet

[@joeg2258]

Im dying. These two goobs.

[@sunnyside9273]

@ 1:22 Mollys Game is a great movie