Ep 94: Rick Glassman & Paper Planes

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[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

He is PHENOMENAL, watch his short film here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pna9dIeLrtKci9k Find Mark and Sam on the road near you: marknormandcomedy.com/#schedule www.sammorril.com/shows Get some shirts: www.bonfire.com/store/gotham-production-studios/ Join us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod

[@angie7164]

This was brilliant. I've heard the story many times but seeing this really helped deliver the experience. Ricks honesty is encouraging.

[@clevermissfox]

Cannot wait for a Bodega Cat Tshirt!! I know you all are classy, would be great to get a nice quality shirt not just the logo on some scratchy, sandpaper Beefy-T. Or at least an additional option for those of us who would prefer to pay a few more bucks for "premium" Tshirt material /cut.

[@LiveForFreedom777]

Sarcasm!

[@LiveForFreedom777]

He says it himself. You have to see him about 17 times before you go, eh this guys alright

[@davidday2373]

Mark is intimidated by Rick's prowess

[@benbarker95]

Fun Fact: His family got its name from their long heritage of prolific rebounders.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Cut to a clip.

[@rickglassman]

🎶 SCOOT DOOOO 🎶

[@nathanquick9690]

@@lukasvilla2657 you forgot the blubbity blooooooo my guy, gonna check out that movie tonight though

[@malefic1349]

Blabity boo!

[@survivor1092]

Rick, I genuinely love the dynamic and clever quick Witt's you bring to everyone.

[@jasonhidalgo6254]

Preach about the stomach acid 👏👏

[@codenamesoup179]

@@malefic1349 SCOOT DEEEEEEEEEE

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

Yannis nailed it by naming his ep with Rick “”Rick Glassman is A lot” 😂

[@mattgoodell7015]

I'd love to see them do a regular pod... "A Lot of Long Days"

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

@@mattgoodell7015 That's good, lol. I like it.

[@amandapanda3208]

He’s the MOST lot. I have to be in a certain headspace to consume glassman

[@tonymarselle8812]

He is too much not good stuff.

[@ryanlangley1219]

I’m just glad he wasn’t intentionally an asshole the whole time like he was with Yannis. He’s still kind of an asshole when he’s trying to be nice. Also, Sam doesn’t seem to like him much lol

[@Newoaf]

I love how Mark is always surprised to hear that Rick plays basketball as if they haven't talked about it every time they've done a podcast together.

[@Sotiredofbeing]

Citations!

[@McShag420]

To be fair, the constant alcohol abuse has ruined Mark's memory.

[@RyanDaniels47]

This might be the funniest episode. When Rick tells the bartender "I though I told you to shut the fuck up!!" - I was dying. Also, when they were looking at heating beds, and Mark says he'll piss the bed and short it out.

[@IvanRubin]

What’s time stamp when Rick tells the bartender to stfu !?

[@dougjohnson5288]

@@IvanRubin 1:23:13

[@IvanRubin]

@@dougjohnson5288 thanks ! As soon as I asked last night I saw it lol

[@kylemcgill2966]

"I do handshakes for bits" 😂😂😂

[@michealsmith28]

✨👑✨🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@alisonw7802]

Just when I was wishing there was something funny to watch with Rick Glassman I find him hanging with 2 other favorite guys. This will be great!

[@Raaaa10331]

Impossible. Rick isn't funny. No way shape or form.

[@Wise__guy]

Rick Glassman Barf

[@Protectobot]

😆

[@Protectobot]

😆

[@Cweets]

@@Raaaa10331 if you don’t think he’s funny then YOU don’t think he’s funny. Other people seem to disagree

[@benexler]

I love how every podcast episode Rick is on becomes Rick’s style of show

[@Jextraterrestrial_Strange]

Love how some of Rick’s edits made it into this pod. Great episode fellas 🎉

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Us too!

[@jonsnow5518]

3 mins in and im laughing my ass off at the fun change-up in style

[@vednev6931]

Rick is the fever dream of comedy, I oddly mean that as a compliment

[@Vorenus875]

He crashed Yanni and it became a classic. I get what you’re saying, as we both try to get Glassman 😂

[@DelightfulDissident]

Scoot doo!

[@vednev6931]

Scooot deeeeeeee

[@carlitosway471]

He's the jewiest jew to ever jewish

[@jordanhenderson3812]

Jew porn? Oh you mean all porn?

[@MrChalac]

Rick's face when Mark said they got rid of the Netflix rating cause it was causing jews too much stress had me laughing so hard ahahaha

[@berraloks]

I didn’t even notice that😂😂

[@Knicks1511]

Nobody in the business commits to a bit like Rick 😂 Great episode gents

[@maillardsbearcat]

Seeing Rick genuinely laugh is so wholesome

[@Ruirspirul]

not a boring second in this whole thing… ride as always with Rick

[@aaronsepulveda2874]

Marks weakness = Rick’s Spam of improv.

[@WickedSpade]

I just poured a strong Tequila Soda. I worked 48 hours in 4 days. 3 days off now. Lets get this weekend started off right! Love this pod

[@whoarewe3557]

Feel you my man just starting my 3 days weekend today!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@WickedSpade]

@@whoarewe3557 enjoy! Cheers!

[@ChodyRay]

I worked 88 hour weeks in a factory fresh out of high school you'll be fine lmao

[@WickedSpade]

@@ChodyRay i respect that. Not to flex but I have worked 110 hours in a week for 2 months. I had to tell my job nothing more than 60 because I literally felt like I was dying by the end.

[@WickedSpade]

@Art Chave security guard.

[@danaoconnor9523]

I'm enjoying Rick actually picking up Mark's one-liners and using them as "yes, and"s and Mark just doesn't seem prepared

[@hypernovaorcus]

Right? First time I've seen Mark unable to keep up, he's usually the quickest in the room

[@davidmiller7232]

The zoom in on Mark’s and Rick’s hands almost touching is too fucking good.

[@ItsJoKeZ]

that fucking intro was so perfect bro it went exactly as described

[@Doomsense]

"Are you a dad?" Second hardest line since "I got a cool guy haircut!"

[@thedude130]

Watching all three of these fellas get excited and giggly over Rick's Sleep Over Series intro, was exactly the wholesome content I needed today 🙂

[@invaderjimm8422]

I love the awkward uncomfortable energy Rick always brings as a guest. I genuinely don't know if it's real or part of a bit but I love it every time 😂

[@JonasCraftUltimate]

It’s a disorder

[@Protectobot]

😝

[@C_R_Z]

He’s got the tism

[@johnlittle3430]

I want this to be a perfect episode; I hope it's a perfect episode.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

It’s a perfect episode.

[@SohNatan]

I came here all the way from TYSO, and boy my arms are tired.

[@Riclmnopp]

Rick Glassman does sometimes railroad a show, but his post production editing skills are pretty great.

[@Uncle_Duck]

I love Ricky but he doesn't know how not to railroad.

[@Osirus116]

@@Uncle_Duck love him and check all his appearances too but I feel like he's going overboard the last week. His appearance on Harland's podcast was the first time I had to fast forward past so much railroading. Mark is staring into space half of this episode while he talks 😆

[@Joogsy4560]

@@Osirus116 I read this and looked up to see Mark was indeed staring into space 😂

[@David-ku8nj]

This like all the avengers finally being on the same screen

[@mkmstillstackin]

This guy is laden with the quips. Out of the gate, Mark seems to be enjoying more than Sam. 😄

[@louisetienne6608]

When Sam went on his podcast I always worried about the chemistry. They're at opposite ends of the energy spectrum

[@sethgsf4120]

I got the opposite vibe. Seemed like Mark was phoning it in sometimes

[@Troughi]

Im on sams side

[@HIGHTS]

Most chill I have ever seen Rick be

[@nephewsb]

Haven't watched a second yet and I know this will be hilarious... Think Rick Glassman is one of, if not the best podcast guest... Also, his podcast is a must watch

[@davidsmith426]

I've seen every ep and this is top 5 for me. Love Glassman, he really connecting on many levels. Great convo.

[@nopopolasturber]

thanks for effort spent on following the edit prompts from the guest, it works

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Great to hear!

[@leandersantos2477]

Ricks mind is so interesting, he’s definetly a guy who needs his ideas to completely process before articulating them. Meanwhile you have the dynamic of mark who’s mouth works ten times faster than his brain,

[@ramkorndef]

Yeah but Mark is funny. That’s why that works. 😂😂

[@Amouroso]

We’re really doing it folks! Scoot Doot! Gays and Goblins!

[@RetiredRobot]

I’m a gay goblin

[@michealsmith28]

✨🤍✨🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@SlingKokWell]

A little late in the day …waited all day for this to drop. I couldn’t wait, you guys are actually great enough to look forward to. Thanks for all the laughs , I guess I could have gotten the early access on the Patreon but , lick me.

[@jordanhenderson3812]

Just started drinking, perfect for some of us

[@Downs-Indroam]

@@jordanhenderson3812 Cheers 🍻

[@SlingKokWell]

@@jordanhenderson3812 imagine approaching other things like this “I hate hurricanes, they destroyed my home” … “Yeah but my house is just fine so, hurricanes are perfectly fine with me”… 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@SerryJeinfeld]

Rick not getting the role in white man can’t jump is an absolute travesty

[@Elijah-fc3ex]

They're so sharp and lightning fast with their jokes I'm really impressed

[@rosariopower2530]

Can’t believe they missed “Stairway to Heaven” with the falling down the stairs jokes

[@MalikWhitfield_]

The Jared Fogle, Will Smith mix-up was so unbelievably funny. I listened to this while driving and almost crashed at that part. Had to come back and see the vid "You just confused Jared Fogle and Will Smith?"

[@nickyboy10]

Rick’s psych in the Helix sleep 25 day guarantee gets me every time 🤣

[@Sergeant666]

That goblin on the intro must've made the budget on this pod go up 10 grand

[@sofiajung3276]

Rick was funny asf and love how Sam and Mark kept the jokes coming!! This is def one of my favorite podcasts and will always be! Love my men Sam and Mark, love love them!!! I have to get on their Patreon as soon as I can, damn!

[@michealsmith28]

✨🤍✨🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@CyrusLogie]

Nice try Mark.

[@sofiajung3276]

@@CyrusLogie my name is Sofia, and I love Mark and Sam 🤭🤭😇, always have ❤️❤️

[@Downs-Indroam]

@@CyrusLogie Bahaha For sure!

[@Downs-Indroam]

Sam or Mark? Bet it's Mark

[@TestyLeaf]

I watched Rick's recent Whiskey Ginger episode this morning. Loved it and thought to myself, "he'd be great on We Might Be Drunk." Shana tovah to me!!

[@Betty-Boop809]

Santino handles him well.

[@misun_808]

When I see Rick Glassman I click! Rick is so freaking hilarious and entertaining!

[@Downs-Indroam]

Just like a car accident!

[@R.Tafolla]

I do the opposite.

[@miami_mutilator]

@@R.Tafolla and yet…

[@R.Tafolla]

@@miami_mutilator I just came here to slag him off

[@mattbroussard3312]

@@Downs-Indroam you are getting 😮w😮w😮😮😮wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww😮😮😮w😮😮

[@will6176]

Bro ricks yell at the bartender (or off camera guy in general) bit is hilarious

[@mommaspantrypodcast5486]

Glassman is one of 3 reasons I am here!! Thank you Gentlemen, what a wonderful episode. ❤

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Our pleasure!

[@microwavehouse]

Great ep as usual. Any chance of the AYG guys making an appearance?

[@j.b.7133]

THAT needs to happen.

[@ramkorndef]

That would be epic!!

[@stormcorrosion176]

“Are You Gay”

[@CowneloAlvaroid]

YASSSS!

[@hypernovaorcus]

AYG made an appearance on King and the Sting

[@leightonrobinson6326]

Whoever edited this needs a raise! So sidle but yet so good

[@scottyben191]

Yes so sidle..

[@Darkstar001]

The Glassman has a point on the ol stomach acid. I use apple cider vinegar.

[@markbury9916]

Rick is the best podcast guest on the planet. His arms must be exhausted!

[@mjm5081]

My ears are exhausted! 😉

[@louisetienne6608]

Watching all of the other podcasts Rick has done this month is like deciding to sit and watch all of the LOTR's back to back. We gon' need coffee

[@austinrider121]

The entrance! Chefs kiss 🤌🏼

[@michealsmith28]

What, 😕😬 yikes

[@jamesled90]

Knew it was gonna be gold when Glassman let Normand's holocaust joke bomb spectacularly at the top

[@MaTTheWish]

Glassman brings comedy every single time.

[@MewcePewpz]

mark and rick are my faves rn, and they're great together!

[@cloudbloom]

Ricky! Great chemistry with these fellas🤌🤌🤌

[@michealsmith28]

✨👑✨🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🤍

[@CJAY7788]

This episode feels like when your best Friends cousin is in town and your mom makes you Hang out with him for the rest of the day or until they have to leave.

[@richie8811]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[@FanYarnla]

Bad

[@1Deep43VA]

Mark agreeing with the Magneto argument: “Yes, yes, good point.”

[@guybehindtheguy.]

The incomparable Rick Glassman. Big Tyso head. He’s a true mensch and has repped Bodega Cat on his pod since Sam’s last visit.

[@michealsmith28]

What 😕😡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@matthewcronin3213]

I just watched this episode and boy are my arms tired

[@Ghostsiouxtech]

Love seeing Rick on different peeps podcasts. He’s brilliant.

[@jjsmomma2456]

When Mark said he was getting the silent treatment, no one laughed harder than me😂

[@WinginitIguess]

This is probably the best “behaved” Rick ever is on a podcast. He’s way more chill with the Jews.

[@impossiblegems]

Love that mark loves dead poets society ❤

[@ollyoceango]

Rare shoutout for Little Giants being mentioned in pop culture! Icebox!

[@edmund1358]

Love Rick Glassman as a guest, it's really like riding a roller coaster 🎢 the entire episode

[@caseyfreelove4458]

Been waiting for this ep. 3 of my favorite people in the world together. Yes!

[@Cold84]

lmfao to Mark's genuine reaction to Rick saying 'I talk a bath to relax, not to clean myself' at 1:22:57

[@chadwick1084]

Now this is something I’ve been waiting for!!

[@whataloadofbollox]

30:36 nice shot of (no pun intended) Beer Jew quietly laughing in the background 😁

[@ryancarter23]

Was just watching TYSO when this popped up and boy are my arms tired.

[@thefpvyawthority8106]

It’s so gratifying when you ask for something in a comment and then you actually get it. Amazing job guys

[@Downs-Indroam]

Yer welcome!

[@thomasl.3663]

Three of the best! Goblin gang represent

[@ipfreely9496]

Theese Three are so dynamic togethere, such different styles but they mesh together so good, they all 3 should start a podcast together

[@lukemason8138]

Rick Glassman, host of TYSO podcast, star in As we See it, and much more has been breaking the quantum physics of comedy and podcasting. Rick Glassman has not even begun to peak in his career. Can't wait for the will Smith episode to drop!

[@amitabhsharma3916]

Oh boy, your arms must be tired

[@patgraham755]

Rick really takes over every podcast he’s on his energy is fantastic he tells them when to zoom and edits 😂

[@lunarvania8073]

Some would call that narcissism...

[@patgraham755]

@@lunarvania8073 narcissist believe they are the best at everything he literally talks about how his autism makes him unaware of how other perceive him would you call him a narcissist because he’s autistic? Either way he’s funnier than your shitty take

[@CH-ml4rz]

@@lunarvania8073 and normal people would call it a bit

[@SuperBrentendo89]

I need the full version of the “I Am Phenomenal” song to be on Apple Music

[@MrfuckinBeilke]

great tune

[@dinzyd5332]

3 of my top 5 favorite comics (grabs popcorn) im wondering how much Marks sarcasm is gonna blend with Rick's madness

[@gordong.5154]

when you call out an "aha" before he says it...

[@kevinnugent8104]

“We’ll put his Instagram handle up here” is such a funny trope

[@mariobronana]

Hell yeah!!!! The Glass! 🙌🙌🙌🙌 So stoked for this episode🤙

[@jordsmords]

'i dont care for that term' mark playing glassmans game and he doesn't even notice

[@nickkings7881]

It's very well known that the reason Magneto is the only person to never be black in any alternate universe is cuz he's in Holocaust Survivor so he has to be Jewish. Although I'm sure they can make an alternate universe where he is not but it's so connected to the base of the character it would probably be insensitive to Jewish people to do so.

[@jerrilehane7815]

yeah these guys get along famously & Glassman was so happy to have Mark on his pod multiple times,funny cause first one was with carpet customers milling around.

[@CH-ml4rz]

That was the second. If you haven’t watched the one in the old apartment you’re in for a treat!

[@thechrisdavidshow]

I’m pretty sure all that stuff about trump and Ivanka was real bits cause that shit was hilarious. “She was buried by the first whole. That’s also what he called her” 😂

[@Eric-im2px]

"I showered in guys' shower - It was a different time." LMAO

[@III-vg4dp]

Good times! Rick's gag with the bartender almost made me spit-take twice.

[@vain3d973]

“We’ll be right back” 😂

[@ChicanoChef11]

Helll yeah been waiting for this episode!!!!

[@michaelhand4246]

"we'll be right back." ;)

[@Bro-bi3in]

Glassman is obsessed with himself.

[@hypernovaorcus]

Who isn't obsessed with themselves

[@DannyKreder]

the ep we have all been waiting for!

[@SourceSigorb]

Just watched this podcast, and boy are my arms tired.

[@nephewsb]

My favorite Simpsons joke, is when Homer is explaining beer to Bart... Homer Simpson - "Beer is more like a women, they smell good, they taste good and you'll step over your own mother, just to get one"

[@SparkySINN]

1:23:14 Rick is such a gem ... hilarious... Tyso podcast is one of the best ever

[@MrfuckinBeilke]

facts

[@deangeloswain1651]

Just watch and I mean watch I listen to a lot of podcast at work but ricks is just so much better when you watch it he puts so much time into editing bits lol

[@SparkySINN]

@@deangeloswain1651 yeah you definitely can't just listen to TYSO... which is kinda a bummer.... the only podcast you have to watch... but man is it so hilarious... the edits are epic .. really on a different level than anything else ever made....

[@aswordinthestonebackup]

that cut away to the basketball lmaooo amazing

[@fevolenko3995]

I question the Breaking the ice story (with no actual knowledge), but here's my intuitive guess that seems to make more sense... When ice was first provided for people, it was in large pieces, because freezers weren't common till early to mid 1900s and ice lasts longer in 1 large piece than in cubes. So you would break the ice when entertaining a guest ...

[@codypickell9299]

Also, the more I see Rick on pods, the more I love him 👌

[@corb1776]

stair *unwell* is what you were looking for mark

[@5cent27]

Love Rick. His humor and everything about him feels like home to me.