Ep 81: Tom Segura

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0:00 Intro
0:25 Working Clubs
16:44 Cheers Bodega Sour
32:29 RIP Ralphie May
35:15 Joey Diaz
40:59 Chris Rock
49:40 Paul Thomas Anderson Story
56:22 Bad Crowds
1:01:14 Colbert
1:02:54 Brad Pitt & Tom Best Friends
1:13:49 Tom Wrote A Book
1:15:53 Chris Tucker on a Plane
1:19:58 Jill Scott Hates Salmon
1:25:58 Joe Burrow
1:28:57 Kids
1:34:15 Gérard Depardieu
1:37:22 Plugs
1:40:21 Fios Went Down, Sorry Tom
1:40:52 Credits

[@RoyoSker]

Suck it Garth Brooks! It’s Mr Ladybug himself!!! Adding: this ep just flew by! 10/10!

[@patrick-k8k]

Thank for all the great KZbin entertainment, guys..!!!

[@patrick-k8k]

Tom inhales extra deep a few times, like he just farted and is trying to see if it smells....

[@3rdeye931]

How can a comment be 3 days old if the video is only a few hours old??? 🤔

[@steveaustin330]

@@3rdeye931 Probably paying to be a premium member

[@3rdeye931]

@@steveaustin330 That would make sense if there were more than one of them. I doubt they only have one premium member.

[@jordangoddard630]

"The Exodus" was a perfect joke, and you didn't get enough credit for it in the moment. So good Mark... Soooo Good!

[@thefrost3895]

came to the comments for this. I laughed. The hurt on Mark's face was tough.

[@beantown702]

Shane would have laughed

[@day245]

No time stamp?

[@jefflabbecomedy]

12:08

[@joeymodica2043]

Mark is so awkward 😂😂 I love it lmfao it’s so relatable

[@joeymodica2043]

And he says things way outta pocket it’s amazing lmfao

[@helloimalexander]

Damn, Dave Attell out here humbling some of today’s best comics. What a true legend.

[@voodude8986]

“I fly soul plane bro” lol this whole episode was greatness

[@royalmarine1011]

Glad to see the boys pay respect to their elders and have an old timer like Tom on.

[@kansas3332]

Tom is 43 mark is 38 what are you talking bout

[@chrism82793]

@@kansas3332 that was the joke 🤣🤣 because Tom is considered old for a comedian but he hates that 😭 and come on between the two of them or the three of them clearly Tom looks a little rougher around the area 🤣

[@ahkao.9347]

thats weird. ive never heard tom referred to as an old comic. probably because hes not.

[@chrism82793]

@@ahkao.9347 that's the joke guys he's not actually old 😭 🤣

[@ahkao.9347]

@@chrism82793 it’s just weird to take shots at Tom like that because love him and we also know about the bodies in his basement so it’s probably wise not to

[@gboccieri]

Sam and Mark responding, "to himself" at the same time with the same mannerisms was adorable!

[@vilecorrupt]

Time stamp pls

[@ThomasSmith-wc6sx]

@@vilecorrupt 1.16.18

[@ak_2117]

They do it quite a bit actually and yes it's adorable 😍 ☺

[@day245]

@@ThomasSmith-wc6sx not a time stamp. Write it correctly and it’ll take people there.

[@TheTokyoPartners]

@@day245 you could have just written the time stamp instead of scolding someone 1:16:18

[@Stache-Man]

Mark sounds like a used car salesman when he starts on a tangent. I love it.

[@BazookaTooth707]

That's just the autism

[@jennymulinaro6036]

Tom’s impersonation of Bert is totally underrated

[@logansandell3760]

I really respect Tom’s lack of hesitation for using “was” not “is” when talking about his father. Really shows his healthy take on the grief.

[@terriblepaulsey4904]

Tom needs to have Colin Quinn on YMH because his reactions to Horrible or hilarious would be priceless.

[@thomasparra18]

Best part of the ep. Is when Marc rips ass and the 7 seconds that follow, the look on his face when he quietly contemplates to himself... "Was that actually funny or was it just amusing to me?" 😆😆😆

[@Acedubzofficial]

Time stamp

[@poipleknight]

@@Acedubzofficial 1:14:30 ish

[@AlienTrees]

1:16:19 "To himself?" Mark and Sam's brains have fused into one.

[@vilecorrupt]

two true lovers in true love

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

amazing to see podcasting behemoths spare some time for a small guy like tom. hopefully he can get some more fans for his small podcast, the guy deserves more than the few he has

[@joeydirt69]

his podcast would be bigger if he got divorced

[@day245]

Too much. One too many

[@rbnh9827]

Sam-“I don’t mean to cut you off”. “FANIMAL NOW” 😂😂😂. These guys always deliver.

[@accelerate08]

Tom's not used to hearing that

[@zima2252]

this set up is so much better

[@kpsa7108]

Mark is becoming my newest favorite comics to check out. As a Louisiana guy, I love to see it. And Tom is in my top 5 active comics.

[@jacobcar442]

"The exodus" underrated line.

[@frankiedevai]

Literally had to check to make sure I wasn’t alone noticing it. GREAT line and it got no love from the other guys 😂

[@mattbob1995]

I read this right when he said it lol

[@justinkay8674]

Checked the comments as soon as I heard him say it lmao

[@MoodyCleric]

What Tom was saying about being a fan of comedy and his sense of humor forming around 16-17 seeing Chris Rock is exactly how I feel about seeing completely normal when I was about that age, listened to it on Pandora oddly enough, I remember wanting to see it so bad before the days of Netflix and streaming services. Love u Tom! Ball arena show was a blast, Thank You 🙏

[@colintimp1372]

Feel the same way about George Carlin's "Doin' It Again" from 1990.

[@puertoricanboy100]

I'm so surprised Tom can actually leave his studios, I still don't believe it's one Tom touring and also pumping so many podcasts out there.

[@fukuuu]

I loved to hear the shop talk with Tom not being a silly goose.

[@the1only467]

Mark with his ad libs behind every statement is hilarious. I know it’s not intentional but it’s still funny.

[@sebbo1496]

man, too bad tom is so busy. felt like he just started relaxing fully at the end. he needs to come back and join the drinking. this one was already amazing but i see great potential for a long one

[@joeydirt69]

gay

[@day245]

Yeah. His fault though when he drops dead

[@zachary1741]

Been waiting for this one! Tom and Mark are my two favorite comics (love Sam too).

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

You forget how interesting Tom is, when he is constantly being talked over by either Bert or his wife.

[@kristiskinner8542]

Nope i dont & he's the sound ying to their tokd yang

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

we will not accept any tina slander on here. shes a great co host and even better cum gurgler

[@adamgardener8624]

Bert sucks. Why does he exist ?

[@peugeot120]

Christine is annoying but I enjoy Burnt Chrysller.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

I don't mind chistina but bert is really killing my vibe. His screeching overly long laugh makes me fast forward til his face is one shade less red

[@dpclerks09]

Hey y'all (assuming this channel is either Sam or Mark, or whomever, however unlikely), just wanted to say that your format is a Comedy nerd's wet dream. I also appreciate how your passion/nerdiness lends itself towards a deeper connection/understanding within other fields, like Music or Cooking, etc. I feel confident in saying that both Mark and Sam are rightfully carrying the torch that Dave Attell, and few, if any others, that are willing. It's also interesting to see how Tom loves and is inspired by Attell, yet he usually leans towards long-form/story telling, and how Sam and Mark share that same appreciation, yet their approach is more easily seen in the joke-machine approach of setup-punch-setup-punch, etc.

[@dpclerks09]

@K S I thought it might be, but you never know when it's an assistant, or "Director of Social Media". Thanks for clarifying though.

[@nathanaelcraven5305]

@@dpclerks09 they respond occasionally. And sometimes talk about comments they see so for sure it’s there channel.

[@jamieporter1110]

Back in May, I chatted on the Cellar stoop with Dave Attel while he smoked his cigarette before going up. He then bought my friend & I a beer. He’s a class act. I still feel as if it were a dream 😊

[@queefqueefington]

Every time someone tells a story about meeting Attel they tell how awesome it was and what a nice guy too

[@comfortable.and.furious]

Fantastic episode. Tom Segura is great along with our boys Mark and Sam. Love from Salt Lake City, UT

[@tylermartin4390]

How y’all don’t have way over 150k followers. One of the best podcasts out there

[@oklahomasooner7686]

Matt and Shane just got up to 100k like yesterday. Seems like the east coast guys have to put more work and time in. 🤔

[@tylermartin4390]

@@oklahomasooner7686 I think you’re right, I think the east coast, is more of clique type atmosphere, the big name west coast comics, lift each other up a lot more often

[@daddydoza5164]

They need to come out with CLIPS!

[@Scoobay]

@@tylermartin4390 you’ve got that backwards. East Coast brings up unknowns, west coast sticks with big names and rarely associates with the east.

[@EclecticWizard6]

It's still a pretty new podcast really they're only at episode 81 not counting patreon. Keeps getting better and better.

[@shaunradomski8625]

I found Tom on pandora about 10 years back, working for a desk job that killed me almost as much as the comedy helped me. Lifelong fan since. Before I even knew podcasts were a thing, this guy has been killing it

[@troyritchiemusic]

Hell yes to this episode- might be the best one I’ve ever seen. Just nonstop interesting/funny conversation.

[@Boston-prince]

watch it be the most viewed episode to date with the power of the YMH fandom.

[@kristiskinner8542]

It'd be a blessing in the skies jean

[@flagsabbath6483]

They’re definitely going to be listening to this podcast through the fence

[@queefqueefington]

”Apparently its a conversation starter” got me good😭

[@Cjslady]

Tom’s standup is far superior then most of the comics out now, he just has it, he can be as successful as he wants to be, he will be considered one of the greats in the future

[@proxy8918]

preach

[@colintimp1372]

One of the benefits of being married to a stand up comic; someone to bounce ideas off of. They really need their own sitcom together.

[@justinshiro]

one of my fav podcast episodes ive ever seen, it went by so fast

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Great set on the Fully Loaded tour in SC Mark. Love ya buds!! Sparkin’ this jernt on lunch break to this 🤙🏻 Graveyard baby!!!

[@joshbungalow]

3 of my favorite comics yall really did it with this one

[@amarycandream9475]

I loved this episode! So nice to hear Tom talk!

[@fakeyawns]

Wow. Wasn't expecting the nervous energy to start the ep. Feels good.

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

Tom seemed pissed off and distant

[@fakeyawns]

@@zaclikescauliflower2877 Possibly. I feel like it was Mark's energy. He was off the entire episode.

[@rickymassey]

Yea sorry. I'm nervous, I promise this never happens

[@drunkwizard]

Sounds like you are projecting mate. These guys went right into it like old buds totally comfortable energy

[@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC]

@@drunkwizard yeah he’s totally projecting. Tom is Chill qf

[@A6uh]

What's crazy, I first heard of Tom Segura and Burt Kreischer from Sirius XM back in 2014. The whole station was just stand up clips, it was awesome.

[@ish474]

its a testament to top dog that I'm tearing up just hearing about him supporting young Tommy, Hey Buddy!

[@wootsmusic3892]

About time boys. Looking forward to a bottle of Bodega Cat and listening to legends.

[@bobms3430]

Awesome been waiting for this one keep it up guys really enjoying it so far

[@theclarinetguy271]

Such a chill convo that flew by. Great ep

[@TheNesbittExperience]

This is my comedic dream team. Great episode! 👏🏻

[@davidalaniz9203]

Can't wait to see Norman at Wiseguys in SLC! Love the episode guys, thank you!

[@MikeP2055]

SHIT! I meant to get tickets yesterday because there was a low ticket alert but I totally spaced it. Welp, no time like the present! Where'd I put my wallet . . . ?

[@vilecorrupt]

Just happened to order the book yesterday :0 ty boys, tonight I was not alone

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

Just listened to the book today, really good.

[@fractallusion7121]

I just saw Sam at Hilarities in Cleveland, and it was one of the best comedy shows I've seen. Dude is flat out hilarious. Hopefully I can see Tom and Mark soon too!

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Mark is terrific live, killed it

[@randylahey5463]

"do you wanna be an actor or something?" from Attell would be a real kidney shot. I would've cried. In front of Dave. And he would laugh.

[@josephadams]

This was great. Tom is the best good job to both of you queefs.

[@dabass14jsb]

This podcast is a dream come true. Keep em coming boys!

[@CT-wj7jz]

I had no idea the war hero Tom Segura was on we might be drunk. Good for you guys for honouring a patriot.

[@siggycertified]

It was a REALLY quick one, but I honestly don't think I've heard a more on point Bill Burr impression.

[@gw669]

Love Tom, one of the best around, & always funny - I love how much he enjoys trashing Bert

[@marziparzi38]

Omg yass. I was hoping this wasn't just a patreon ep!!

[@Tomhanksgiving]

Touch my queef through the fence

[@conormcginnity1353]

Should have done a We Might Be Stoned special with Tommy edibles.

[@jarednewsom3619]

10mg tommy

[@zombieburner0]

@@jarednewsom3619 fr what a pussy

[@Nerddork1994]

Romy and Michelle is a heater

[@someguymatt]

Love hearing comedians put over Omaha's Funny Bone. We're not shit!!!

[@ucfpiloto]

Toms whiskey sour didn’t move from 24:44 till end

[@kristiskinner8542]

Hes not a big drinker

[@yovag11]

Needed this to smoke 💨 a nice backwood 😎

[@joes6108]

Thanks for doing this podcast for the boys Tom! Hahaha and for mankind!

[@bmthornell]

Garth laugh

[@rickymassey]

I just seen on the news. Because of this episode, Putin said no more war. He said nahh nvm

[@rickymassey]

@@bmthornell I Wana Garth and Steven Seagal in a wet t shirt contest, then a mud wrestling match

[@palepally]

get to finally watch Tom when he comes to Windsor, ON. More than excited!

[@coffeeabuse]

Found out about WMBDP while on KZbin Shorts lmfao at a clip from this podcast. Subscribed.

[@Inmotionplays]

Been waiting for this one! 🔥🔥

[@gingerninja8785]

I love it. Three great comics just talking comedy. It's amazing how many people find interest and entertainment in comedians just shooting the breeze about whatever topic organically comes up. Great stuff. Queef it up! I'm Kevin Hart

[@nickjones9828]

Fucking love having a club in my city that every comic loves. Every time Hilarities and Nick is mentioned its nothing but amazing comments.

[@addicted2anxiety559]

Best comedy pod I’ve listened to in a minute. Love these 3

[@SparkySINN]

Tom and Mark always make amazing podcasts

[@evanarthurhalladay3294]

To quote one Brent Crystals, "Uhhhh hundred percent!!"

[@HUMANAI3]

Great pod boys Tommy’s hilarious and great stories as always

[@williamhersey9234]

Exactly what I wanted before I start my Monday!

[@iamgeminijoker]

i get excited every time a new episode is up!

[@schavez5656]

Fun fact, George Cloony played the dog in one of the episodes off South Park during the show's first season. Huge star and they just had him bark🤣🤣

[@joshwhaley1778]

THX GUYS!! X2 THX for the time stamps!!!!!!

[@kbq6758]

Been waiting for this. Love it!

[@natureboy6385]

Love these two guys can't believe this isn't recommended for me tbh only found this channel tonight....

[@EclecticWizard6]

Great podcast, super casual and funny.

[@MikeP2055]

Welcome to class! The History and Evolution of North American Stand-Up Comedy airs every Sunday evening. Drinking is optional but encouraged. I like to keep an extra tab open for name and club Googling.

[@thedogs3467]

These guys are awesome.

[@KevinC1990]

Hey hey.. drunk again ya queefs!Been waiting all week for this one

[@patrick-k8k]

Bang

[@thefpvyawthority8106]

We want the Norman parents on the pod for gods sake.

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

This Tim Segway is going places, thanks for having him on

[@slight3d83]

Thanks for some Sunday content!

[@jascooly]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... Tom Segura rocking the parra shirt made my day 🙏🏻

[@garbagedidudirty]

3 OF MY FAVORITES TOGETHER!

[@mikeespada9220]

Check out hypebeast Tom with his Parra T and Fragment Jordans lol

[@johnygimo]

Tom felts that sting being called a fatty XD

[@UglySmile]

Sad to say the band that did the Outro "Ugly Smile" is done due to lead singer ego. But the real fan of the podcast aka the drummer is in a new band called Trent in the Trees if ya'll want to check us out or need a new outro/ intro.

[@Smokeyxz]

Shoutout to yall

[@AfroLP254]

😂😂

[@johnotron604]

Hell ya, I'm down to try some Bodega Cat. Not sure the process but contact the LCBO (Ontario & Toronto) to get it on shelves. Took a bit for McGregor's Whiskey to finally get in stores here just so you know.

[@QuantumBraced]

The "I'm coming everywhere" world tour. LOL.

[@mikewelch3]

Three of the literal best in comedy right now this is awesome

[@heisenberg9494]

@@Blortt5000 Yeah, he’s hilarious

[@Squatch_11]

Eh...Segura's last special wasn't great.

[@rickymassey]

@@Blortt5000 I just coughed

[@andywall4952]

@@Blortt5000 you get the glove 🫵🧤

[@stephens2663]

Shane needs to be here

[@benaiahwright937]

Man, that segura album where he was in white suite on the cover had me dead from start to finish😂😂😂

[@johnpeterson2335]

Been waiting on this like Payday yo

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

@44:31 is comedy “I didn’t mean to cut ya off, Paul Thomas Anderson” Soon as Tom inhales… *cut to Ad* 😂😂😂😂

[@MoodyCleric]

My Favorite podcasts are the ones with 3+ comedians talkin about the industry and everything comedy, great channel!

[@MoodyCleric]

Subbin immediately

[@osothick1]

I just need to know what Tom's coffee order is because it looks delicious and it's 12:35 a.m. here 🤪🤪🤪

[@crystalb3064]

I believe it’s Venti iced latte extra ice with a splash of oat milk 🤞🏼

[@loganjones5539]

You dudes are the best. Legit 3 of the funniest humans in the world in one room.

[@BoolinwithBrent]

Ayeee hell yeah Bert actually pulled thru 😂

[@Cool_Deena]

Mark just making the random sounds and repeating the last word to stay in the conversation 🤣

[@RayRaeTV]

Dude YES. Pandora is how I discovered Tom too! That's how I discovered all my favorite comedians back in like 2013.

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Guest 18 Tom Segura! There's something about you that feels familiar - like a previous life or something! 44:33 using the old spot to support the new one! There's something funny about that! 1:29:00 first Mark forgets Sam's adopted (20:50 on ep 24 (kinda) ) now Sam forgets Mark's thinking on having kids (1:11:00 on ep 58) 1:29:08 on the 17th? Just a guess 1:40:39 hahaha! Why does that sounds soo funny?