The Most Stressful Restaurant Experience Ever - Key & Peele

[@AndyPVale]

If you walk into a restaurant and the owner is like this, you might be terrified but there's also a good chance you're about to have the best meal of your life.

[@Kinobambino]

Worth it.

[@VilaToro64]

Yea when someone is pissed off preparing food taste better

[@regalshot.2423]

Agreed

[@regalshot.2423]

@@VilaToro64 🤣

[@nemanjajovanov]

And strangely it still probably wouldn't be worth it.

[@Jerodg1]

“But they don’t know...” “I have to forgive them.”

[@chrislouine5260]

I died at that line

[@RandomBazooka]

The way they deliver those lines is perfection. They're such talented actors.

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

@@RandomBazooka after watching many of these skits. I have to say their range of acting skills amazes me.

[@RandomBazooka]

@@sam-psonsmith9951 I agree, they are amazing with their skills. Truly one of the best comedy actors of all time.

[@domusic7683]

Best part lmao

[@lillbunnyhop]

“For the bastard mother bitches over there” is so damn on point

[@user-st4mj4to3h]

I was dying at that part lol

[@neptvnebeatschannel]

Those sons of mothers 🤬

[@perfectlycorrupt420]

Dude, Balkan folks who immigrate to the USA always come up with the CRAZIEST insults and cuss words. One time my friend was pissed off at her Dad (they are Bulgarian) and told him to "go kiss a dick" 😅😅 wtf

[@hhukic3478]

Kurvin sin 😂😂

[@mrstravel9381]

Sounds like something my dad would say 🤣🤣🤣

[@joelyt1682]

"I like to apologize for the behaviour of my passion." Best apology ever

[@Jejujipeach]

Hope the cup was above 18

[@Jejujipeach]

3:14

[@jezreellucas8055]

Thanks, I will use this for my letter to my boss.

[@CamberRockerCamber]

I'm gonna start using that line

[@Monarch615]

Yes, you're right

[@percyblakeney3743]

"I have to apologize for the behavior of my passion." Man, that is an excellent sentence.

[@geordiejones5618]

Its such a perfect string of words for a foreign speaker to say it just sounds like a non native speaker when you say it aloud.

[@tintomara6209]

Taking total ownership of his behaviour right? Lol!

[@PacManPark]

You got the quote wrong. It’s literally in the video

[@SandyRed881]

Yes it is😂😂😂 I'm using it!

[@holywoof6419]

Id like to

[@MeteorPhoenix1127]

"we are here, they are there" A summary of Balkan politics.

[@DanielDaniel-xt3jh]

Word

[@craighalpin1917]

That's how every highschooler should learn geography... Good times. 🌎🔪

[@ayushkumaryt5]

1k

[@stefansavic9832]

Fuck the Albania

[@Greyhawkwar]

nope.

[@yurigouveawagner9432]

when my dad was young he was constantly maneuvering his way through being a customer of both a turkish store and a greek one who were in the same street and he describes it pretty much like that

[@DeKrischa]

I am European and I can tell that this rivalry between Turks and Greeks hast existed since long before I was born.

[@williambrooks639]

That doesn't surprise me 🤣 I grew up in SW Detroit and lm saying this shit is real!!! God bless you ✌️

[@TheeFeels382]

Yeah. We (turks) have baklava, cacık and musakka while they (greeks) have baklava, cacıki and mousakka.

[@denizkeles3145]

@@DeKrischa oh my man, that rivalry existed long before human birth was even a concept

[@andreasorfanou5970]

Mate my ethnicity is Greek and this is EXACTLY how it is.

[@danmaftei7633]

The "cash only" signs really tie the atmosphere together.

[@str8cash113]

That's when ya know it's a legit place.

[@natalyaakselaleksander4502]

I laughed so hard when I noticed that😂😂😂😂

[@a.sydney5036]

Alpha Barry 😂 true dat! It drives me insane!

[@Doobedobap]

And the random fridge with drinks

[@michaelgizzix1]

That rug really tied the room together dude, did it not...

[@noyes178]

Executioner: Any last words? Me: I would like to apologise for the behaviour of my passion

[@joegarcia7228]

Lmfao. Bruh. Best comment.

[@moezdravstvomk]

Reason for execution: 17 counts of first degree murder lol

[@itzmmh1854]

Executioner: You are a free person now go where you wish to go

[@Ahmed-ln1fv]

MrKatonJD 14 year old white kids be like “ Free the homie ”

[@lizbandicoot8354]

Apologize* behavior* no offense

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

To summarize tentions between Albania and Macedonnia: They are there, we are here

[@zeynab1035]

😂😂

[@albinh.3149]

Its not about both states. Its more like the situation in Macedonia in general. Macedonia has like a 30% Albanian minority. And there are quiet some tensions between them.

[@KevinP32270]

HAAA LOL.

[@shahsoftinc.2459]

In the end all macedons are actually Albanians, they are just separated early on, we will unify soon By any means necessary ☺️☺️

[@infinitydreamzz]

@@shahsoftinc.2459besides the Albanian 30% they are mostly Slavic.. speaking a Bulgarian dialect but calling themselves descendants of Alexander the Great although they arrived in the area 1000 years later. It's a made up country with a made up national identity just like every single country on this earth. And the Balkans is probably the worst place in Europe when it comes to ethnic tensions.

[@opensourceanglers8291]

I asked for pistachio baklava at a gyro shop in Indianapolis and the old Greek lady behind the counter about had a stroke. Her faced darkened, and she very severely informed me that walnut baklava was greek, and pistachio baklava was Turkish. And the way she spat out the word "Turkish" was so over the top full of disgust and hate that it really had to be seen to be believed. This sketch is hilarious and is not very exaggerated...

[@canwegetashoutouttoworking2002]

That is not correct. Walnut baklava is Turkish. The lady was spreading slander and lies.

[@opensourceanglers8291]

@@canwegetashoutouttoworking2002 sorry but you're incorrect I have had this confirmed by many Turks & Greeks in the intervening 25 years since this happened. Enjoy your pastry!

[@omgwtf3959]

How dare you all baklava are Turkish@@canwegetashoutouttoworking2002

[@cyrustravel]

It's not a G-Y-R-O it's called a D-U-N-E-R 😂

[@vladislavpalenik329]

You mean Turkey? One of the most infamous nations in the world? Inventors of holocaust? Where nazis were going before WW II to learn about it from the source? And that's just the tip of the iceberg my dude.

[@chrisday6117]

Their ability to become any race is disturbingly extraordinary

[@Mr.v]

@Gappie Al Kebabi why does this sound like eminem from his early slim shady lp days?

[@WaldoRod]

Chris Day ethnic group *

[@vrcmf3172]

Ya well most of the time it’s ethnic group-One “Race” is White black Asian-Arabs, Slavs, Latinos falls under ethnic group

[@fimmt684]

Amen! Never seen such quality acting in my life

[@hufsa7197]

why do everyone spam this comment on every fucking video?

[@SquidwardTortallini]

The “cash only” sign really ties it all together

[@alexjanaqi]

Yuf Wang i approve

[@adrianfundescu5407]

Didn't see that.Thanks.

[@RatHeadxxx]

@Wet Work Gaming tax avoidance

[@SanderStage]

Just like Lebowski's rug..

[@missycitty9478]

Haha! My very first thought once I saw the "Cash Only" sign!!

[@time.8868]

"Then we stir it" "And across the street they do..." "Those moderbeeches over there they mix it!"

[@firehawk8521]

What's the difference

[@Nanamowa]

@@firehawk8521 that's the joke.

[@DerMBen]

Well in german it's quite common to call a blender a "mixer" so this was what my brain went to at first.

[@ifyourreadingthisyouralege2385]

@@ghunchoi6180 lol showing how they mixed it over there I guess.

[@alexzandergarcia9]

Godamn that’s hilarious 😂

[@omarselim6281]

2:04 "but they don't know" is by far one of the funniest delivered lines I've ever experienced😂 so subtle but it just murdered me

[@George-u5y]

His empathy was so pure too 😂

[@isaacparlin3070]

One of the best Peele moments ever 😂🤣 Does anyone know what he says after Key’s “I have to forgive them”? I’ve been wondering for years…

[@slickmoney031]

It's the "I have to forgive them" response that really ties it all upl😂

[@therantingboy]

It's like key and Peele can literally morph into different nationalities. They're such chameleons

[@ChrisGeden]

TheRantingBoy *spies in plain sight

[@snowrida1]

You have surely mastered the obvious

[@995cool]

also known as acting

[@TheRapSheet]

@οὐτόπος exactly, ha not Macedonian 1 single bit.

[@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069]

There both mixed so there features blend rather well to whatever nationality there playing. On top of being phenomenal actors.

[@angelao3273]

“I have to forgive them” 😂😂😂im crying

[@arslangondal7374]

You are beautiful!

[@jencgold]

Angela O 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😇😇😇😇😇

[@firebomb5510]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheOneCleanHippy]

I used to work for a Greek pizzaria and this was EXACTLY what the owner was like. I had only worked there for an hour on my first day before I heard his first anti-Turkish rant.

[@jaybartgis5148]

Well he does have a completely valid point. F Turkey and F Erdogan

[@nellihovhannisyan2096]

Try working for an Armenian…your Greek boss’s anti-Turkish rants wouldn’t even get close lol. An Armenian boss will show you what an anti-Turkish rant really is. The Greeks seem to tolerate them more than us, Armenians.

[@jdane2277]

Knew an Italian chef. Same thing. I used to cure my migraines by watching him toss people out of his restaurant. Sit there, drink espresso and laugh until I felt better. They'd commit the unforgiveable sin of trying to order from the menu....

[@berksirma]

@@nellihovhannisyan2096 as a Kurd from Turkey I can approve that. Armenian-Turkish hate is at a different level. It is kind of hard to understand why.

[@DrTheRich]

@@nellihovhannisyan2096 Armanians and Greeks fighting over who's anti-turkish rant is more insane

[@dattatraykanaki2469]

As a person who ate both kebapi and chevapi i can certify that they both taste absolutely different owing to the fact that the former involves stirring the constituents while the latter involves mixing them. Edit: Guys, it was a damn joke,I never left my country,my passport is as blank as my bank account.

[@alfonsocarnucci3982]

I'll just go to McDonald's

[@basocheir]

for a random dude who's culture don't really have food wrapped in flat bread kebab, kebapi, chevapi, gyros, even softshell tacos taste all the same to me you got flatbread, with kinda sour sauce, probably some meat, and probably some veggies my peasant pallate can't distinguish them

[@basocheir]

shawarma too

[@alejandrorobles1343]

@@basocheirsad

[@RunstarHomer]

@@basocheir as an American, comparing a taco to a gyro is absolutely devoid of reality

[@mazi_thoughts]

*I’m Albanian* 🇦🇱 and this is SO on point to the finest details! The funny way we swear with our broken English. Even the way he said “for to leave review on Yelp,” the “for to” part, that’s how my parents speak. These little inside jokes aren’t even that common, most Albanians aren’t even consciously aware of them, I just know them because I’ve always paid special attention to all of my dad’s linguistic flaws growing up so I could make fun of him. But how the writers/actors know these things is super impressive 😂😂😂

[@deez994]

Calm down

[@mirkwoodforest]

@@deez994 daddy chill

[@mukymuk28]

@@mirkwoodforest what the hell is even that?

[@PomazeBog1389]

@@mukymuk28 *_DON'T MIND THEM, THAT'S HOW KATUNARS SPEAK._*

[@CalmLeek]

Calm @@deez994 nutz down

[@Grayfox988]

On a Balkan scale it's not Key's character who is overreacting, it's Peele's who has the patience of a saint for their ignorance.

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

Lol

[@HisameArtwork]

I'm a turk in Romania. A romanian friend of mine dated a macedonian friend of mine, in Romania ... her macedonian dad was like this. I told him, she's weird, she's into yaoi, don't stick your dick in crazy... poor guy never even got to second base, her dad was such a loonie. I told him, be happy you didn't get further, you left that relationship with all your boi parts.

[@fredrickvontater5433]

Actually quite tame for a Balkan man. Especially when talking about people from other Balkan countries

[@userofyoutube3513]

Tako je

[@seanmurphy2365]

Well there was literal genocide so yeah

[@skillful101]

Peels supportive role is what makes this sketch, his facial expressions are amazing.

[@AboveEmAllProduction]

Peele is definitely the main thing in this skit. I cant understand how good of an actor that dude is, just his facial expressions alone are like the best thing in the whole universe damn i love peele, he can really become anything and anyone from a white old man to a gangster to a macedonian humble servant that respects his boss and also thinks he goes a little nuts from time to time damn he is good

[@el34glo59]

@@AboveEmAllProduction The main thing? You sure you don't have their names backwards? He's literally not rhe main thing

[@AboveEmAllProduction]

@@el34glo59 no im quite sure. He steals the scene even if he is in the background - thus making him the main thing. That was my whole point. even while Key is doing his thing - Peele steals the show just by standing there. More understood now? sorry english is my 9854th language.

[@Maudires.]

@@AboveEmAllProduction I respectfully disagree. Both out shine one another in certain skits. In this skit in particular you believe peele out performs key solely on his support role. He helped, alot. But watch all the way to the end and watch/hear peele's impersonation of the characters... then you will understand why they themselves chose Key to be the lead. Peele was great background support. Key did an amazing impersonation that peele couldn't do... fact.

[@n4zp129]

@@AboveEmAllProduction nope. Those plastic cups acted perfectly, they were tossed into the air and landed perfectly on the floor bounced gracefully, and rolled to perfection. Oh and the way they were pulled up and down by key as if they are making love is just too flamboyant. The plastic cups outperformed the two supporting actors.

[@JustHereForCatVideos]

Its incredible how accurately they managed to capture the Balkan spirit.

[@mattkemerait]

Jordan's reactions make this skit. "No, but they don't know"

[@Maxx________]

Mattycakes it kills me so much 😂

[@spida52594]

Best part 😂

[@RFFVNS]

3:14

[@Deepcampaign]

Jordan’s reactions are always super funny. Keegan pulls the acts so well, but Jordan’s facial reactions always kill me.

[@YouAwakeYet]

I have to forgive them

[@draxcir]

I love how peele just supports him with glances and head nods and soft words.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

'Macedonian..........Macedonian'.

[@tacklengrapple6891]

And he’s perfect, the look on his face when Key is doing that demonstration with the cups is priceless!

[@andrewfranciscohughes2481]

lmao the faces he makes when key is going over the ingredients at 2:42

[@WheelOfThought]

@@andrewfranciscohughes2481 shhh... Shhhhh..... Shh.....

[@danielsaenz1325]

"But they don't know. Noooo... " (voice trails off) lmao 2:00

[@TJ-fu5kr]

Keegan is the stand out in this skit but Jordan’s subtle facial expressions kill me. The way he’s trying to protect the couple because he knows his man is crazy....but they don’t know...

[@Bertaut]

Agreed. I've always thought his expressions were hilarious. You can tell he's been through this a bunch of times, especially when Key is slamming the glasses together.

[@otshepengditshego2991]

He's a silent comic. Him standing there completes the joke

[@mooncake387]

Aba and Preach type of situation.

[@Femaiden]

but then , across the street, they switched roles

[@kriyananda6609]

you nailed it friend, absolute perfect combination of the two carachters

[@anthropolis4427]

Fun fact (maybe): The ingridients that were subtitled as "foreign language" are ajvar and kajmak. Ajvar is a spicy sauce made of pepper and eggplant and kajmak is something like a cottage cheese but actually pretty tasteful. It's made of fermented milk.

[@tawshisms]

THHANK YOU

[@bojcio]

And they pronounce it wrong. It's spelled ajvar and kajmak, but is pronounced AYVAR and KAYMAK, J=Y in eastern european languages. Aka Jugoslavija is pronounced Yugoslavia.

[@adidoki]

@@bojcio the original words are ayvar and kaymak, which are both turkish words though fyi same as yoghurt

[@yagzyalcntas553]

​@@bojciothey are both turkish originated, hence you can have it all the way to the west of china in a tent thats in the middle of nowhere. And ajvar and kaymak is how you pronounce it

[@mentalitydesignvideo]

Ajvar (ayvar) is hungarian afaik, kaymak is strained yoghurt.

[@lunder7]

Used to work in Greek restaurant and across the street was a rival Greek restaurant and I am amazed at how similarly they portrayed this experience.... They nailed it

[@boomdos4265]

where the hell were you to have a rival Greek spot across the street? Greektown?

[@Safsejv-ih2ss]

Boom Dos low intelligence detected ^

[@stiffy420]

can iz also hate BOOM DOS pls!?

[@nepalmjellyworm]

@@boomdos4265 Detroit has greektown

[@brilee4772]

@Ray Baker I get what they are saying. I live in MA and theres two Mexican places right across the street from each other and theres not a lot of Mexican people in our city.It's weird, bad business choice.

[@ole3620]

That was really stressful for me and im not even the customer

[@Gnossiene369]

I was

[@alexanderbarroga1088]

Right!

[@mrblexit7152]

@@jay1373 I hope your not black cuz you'd bring shame to my race, being as ignorant as you are.

[@thedilfofwallstreet5385]

jef Who took a shit in your Cheerios, asshat?

[@bladabladabloo]

@@jay1373 That's kinda racist.

[@drayduke]

If you're European this is not a sketch comedy bit it's a documentary short-film.

[@SSDavyS]

yup

[@higgs135]

It's everywhere even in the U.S & Canada. you'll find these guys with the "cash only" shit lol and man their food tastes terrible, most of'em are bangladesh, pakistanis or arabs

[@BlueTyphoon2017]

Higgs … mate wtf are you talking about? What does this have to do with any of those countries? He’s talking about Albania and Macedonia.

[@NidoBot]

@@BlueTyphoon2017 He probably meant its the same kind of rivalry?...

[@BigKicksMix]

Higgs in Europe the food is these places is actually usually great

[@peterkovach8655]

I'm in Bosnia eating Civapi right now. It was prepared with roasted red peppers which I'm guessing would cause this waiter to completely lose it.

[@owlofathena1247]

if you said "burek with cheese" to any bosnian, they would unironically react the same way as in this video

[@Hunter-e7e]

Come to Turkey and taste the original Kebap

[@minskdhaka]

​@@Hunter-e7e: I live in Turkey, but I think Iranians make better kabab (kebap).

[@Hunter-e7e]

@@minskdhaka how dare you 😡

[@tijuanaiguana190]

It’s just like a little sausage right?

[@Hagfan789]

There was a Greek restaurant we would stop at after baseball games when I was a kid. I swear the owner of that place was just like this guy. He would hug you every time he saw you. "I know what you want...You don't know what you want...I get for you!". Loved that place.

[@OttomanDog]

Scrum dog breath

[@maznsadg]

You are lucky there was no Turkish restaurant across the street 😂

[@Dell-ol6hb]

you're lucky there wasn't an Albanian or Turkish restaurant nearby 🤣

[@MARLUXIA0410]

“But they don’t knooow... Noooooooo” “I must forgive them” lmao

[@lightscameratamara9120]

hahahahah🤣🤣fucking kills me everrry time 🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelwoods164]

I read that exactly when he said it.

[@callmeted949]

always cracks me up

[@rcaldwel]

Funniest shit ever 😆😆😆😆

[@rcaldwel]

This is fuckin gold I swear 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@mpho438]

"I like to apologize for the behavior of my passion " I like that he calls it passion and not psychotic rage.

[@rballack1319]

I mean what's the difference? Would Andy Cole have been as acceptable behaving like Wayne Rooney? If Booker T behaved like Stone Cold would he have had a career?

[@Niraol]

It is passion

[@juliuscaesar5397]

Nah, he's one of the less nationalistic people in the Balkans

[@dannywayne311]

“These motherbitches, sons of my Bischt!”

[@hittingyouoverthehead]

Not just that, he's not apologizing for his behavior, he's apologizing for what his passion did to him, kind of removing his own accountability in the process. In his mind, his "passion" is a separate entity which is not a part of him.

[@rabiamarshall]

I'm from Afghanistan and an immigrant in the US, and I can't count how many times I've watched this and laughed my heart off 😂 thank you for the laughs. My favorite swear words have forever been changed to, "those madar bechiz"!!!

[@lagrangepoint9386]

THOSE MOTHER BITCHES OVER THERE!!!

[@velocgee2874]

“But they don’t know...”

[@_lordphoenix]

😭😭😭😭😂that part broke me

[@wesbesttreacts4515]

velocgee I have to forgive them, right? 😂

[@mea923]

Phoenix Mkhwanazi In that soft voice!!! I was DONE!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itswrongtokillanimalsifyou2837]

So much finesse in that one line.

[@thatghost]

I cried at that 😂😂😂😂😭

[@ramizamaksutoska280]

I’m from Macedonia, and I have a father who’s owns restaurants 😂😂 oh boy this shit is relatable 😂

[@lhit6795]

Fuck you! Macedonia is Greek!!

[@mr.lostrythm7876]

@@lhit6795 Tf? I'm more confused to whether or not he's being serious... If not, than you need better comedic timing!

[@hitchslap8254]

Christ, he must be spending a fortune in replacing broken crockery because of those moderbeeches!

[@ramizamaksutoska280]

L Hit um? Huh? Macedonia is its own country if that’s what you mean

[@TheHelix123]

Macedonia is pronounced as Mackedonia???

[@severin.m]

As a Balkan guy, I can confirm that this is accurate.

[@opandeokoth4827]

Yeah

[@bwifpunish]

Fuck yeah we are not allowed to go into a restaurant in my city because my dad (Croat) got into a fight with the Serbian owner. We live in New Zealand so it is even funnier.

[@ninomarinkovic1904]

They even got a lot of the language right 😂 “zdravo!”

[@okish02]

,as a Bulgarian Croation mix...yes this is about right.....hilarious!

[@ninomarinkovic1904]

omer kishanov yea same I’m Croatian and Bosnian. Kad je poceo pricati od cevapi I fucking lost it hahaha

[@Lokki_Jay]

"We are HERE, they are THERE" and the stabbing of the map is what broke me to bits lmao

[@NudaMan]

The OWWOWOWOWO had me dyingggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like wtf

[@Ser_Arthur_Dayne]

NOW, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO TRY *THE REAL GOOD FOOD!*

[@KortovElphame]

*2:00**" but they don't know"* I can't stop laughing at just that one line!

[@BixbyConsequence]

"I have to forgive them, right?"

[@do3807]

LOL same

[@Snobviously]

😂😂😂 The bastard mother of bitches sons got me too!

[@coryander4918]

same i almost had a heart attack while laughing

[@icybuuchannel]

Me too 😂

[@lautarosoad]

Keegan is fucking awesome, man. He puts on a wig and it's a whole different person.

[@lautarosoad]

@Trantor The Troll Of course, dude's a bad ass.

[@stanpentagon6175]

Finally a keegan appreciation post

[@Ferelcapox7]

@@stanpentagon6175 key gets much more appreciation than peele from my experience

[@axx012]

@@stanpentagon6175 Yea, I think people dick ride Peele too much. Key is just as much the reason this show was successful.

[@Firegirl483]

@Trantor The Troll making black horror movies is too "social justice-y" for you?

[@War-Politics]

Imagine if it was Gordon Ramsay getting served at this restaurant.

[@cassandraxo28]

That could mean death for all the people in the city

[@TheGrandmaster1]

No one would survive. No one.

[@xxkmrd__8011]

It would start Of slow, just Gordon being Gordon

[@ECDY]

Michel Schweinsberg more devastating than tsar bomba

[@hectorarredondo6929]

Mike Taylor On the next Kitchen Nightmares Gordon: YOUR KEBAPI IS RAW AND UNEATABLE THE ALBANIANS COOK IT BETTER This guy: THOSE MOTHER BITCHES ACROSS THE STREET SERVES CHEVAPI Gordon: DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN This Guy: YOU DONT KNOW KEBAPI YOU MOTHER BITCH SON OF MY BITCH

[@michaelkayser4194]

My favorite part is how he recites all the same ingredients in reverse order and for a second you're like "oh, so the layering is different"... And a moment later he says "and then we stir it" 🤣

[@richardjames1812]

But those other mother sons of beetches, they MIX it!

[@thecynicpyro]

THOSE MOTHER BITCHES OVER THERE THEY MIX ITTTTT!!!!!

[@DumitruUrsu]

The other ones are mixing them tho, not stirring

[@BNSFGuy4723]

As an Albanian who lives in Macedonia, I’m laughing my ass off

[@mattiabartolini1090]

So... You're TWICE the motherson of your own bitches!? 😂

[@lurisluminals8446]

@Michael Bennett yall are hilarious. Just stfu and go on with your day.

[@juliocesar-bq5gg]

As a mexican living in Mexico, im too

[@drizzidave]

Michael Bennett stop the cap man Greece has stole so much of Macedonia’s history like Alexander the Great because Alexander the Great was born in Macedonian In an area that now belongs to Greece but back then it didn’t not only that his dad was Macedonian and he ended up conquering most of the world for his time so stfu with that bs and besides what has Albania ever done

[@karimelloumi5119]

What the fuck are you doing there?

[@KvnDWr]

This is easily a top 5 K&P sketch all time

[@burner__account]

I can agree with that.

[@whiskeyactual.]

That's what I said. This should have way more views!

[@jonalderson5571]

This is up there with Continental Breakfast and Substitute Teacher

[@william_chidube]

I completely agree. Still laugh so hard every time I see it

[@Gabe7Gal]

@@william_chidube I feel like its one of those fantastic hidden gems for people who really like satire. I find the best kind of satire to be the ones that are the most specific and niche, like this one.... even if I can't personally relate to what is being satirized lol.

[@bellasmom2013]

The order of ingredient addition is everything.

[@mrsir2378]

This reminds me of the show perfect strangers from the 80s -90s the guy Balkie had a recipe for bidiboptkas and there was a song for the recipe because the order of ingredients is what made it so special.

[@AlexanderMoen]

Yeah. And don't you dare mix when you're supposed to stir either

[@randomleagueoflegendsthres1034]

It really is. For example, when you sautee garlic, onions, and mushrooms. Better put the garlic in last unless you like burnt garlic.

[@Dr.Yakub22]

it reminds me of that one time spongebob forgot how to make the krabby patty.

[@Kapo44]

in this case it wouldnt matter cause its all going on a stick... so its the order in which theyre put on the stick thats being joked about not how theyre thrown into a pot or pan or whatever

[@MrCB555]

As a half Croat, I admire how much Key & Peele understood and captured the spirit of Balkan acrimony! 😄 🤣

[@silafuyang8675]

As an Eastern European, I am amazed how accurate this is.

[@RaveniusSFRJ]

Macedonia and Albania are south Europe but I get what you mean 😁

[@Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu]

@@RaveniusSFRJ He didn't say he lives in those countries

[@tarlankasra]

*Eastern*

[@jabandz4312]

@@hi-ve1cw but Macedonia and albania is not slavic

[@salar1586]

@@hi-ve1cw It doesent Mean They are Slavic because of their language. Thats where it Started (The Slavic Languages) it shouldve been Its Own Macedonian Language but it got Spread and Modified all the way to Russia.

[@jablosounds]

Whoever they pay for hair and makeup deserves oscars... Each staff member... All the members...

[@Matt-vw9nd]

Holy balls this reminds me of visiting little Italy in NYC. My friend and I were just walking around checking the views. It was winter, no business in any restaurant that I could see. Then we were ushered by a man in a long fur coat into his Italian restaurant. By ushered I mean he was like “you’re hungry?” And we said “yeah we’re just looking around seeing what option there are” and he grabbed us by our shoulders, him in the middle, and took us into his empty restaurant, where a waiter immediately asked us what we wanted. I then watched him take off his long fur coat indoors to only reveal a vest made of the same fur underneath. Best food I’d had in a while.

[@Pulang_Diwa]

Lmao. You're lucky it was Italian since they're great cooks.

[@djoverkin]

@@Pulang_Diwa Italians from Bologna are great cooks, those from Naples not really.

[@mattmoves5920]

@@djoverkin In Naples they invented pizza. Just saying.

[@thalastpoet]

Lol! I have a clear mental picture 😂🤣

[@djoverkin]

@@mattmoves5920 one dish does not make for great cuisine. I agree, Naples has the best pizzaiolos, and I bow down to them on all things "pizza", but for everything else, one must go to Bologna (or the region Emilia Romagna).

[@GetMotivated978]

I love this video! For the most part it’s actually accurate, as a Macedonian I can confirm that most Balkan countries love their food and everyone thinks they invented the food they cook. The bigger problem is actually most of the Balkan foods were almost all of them or in part brought to us by the Turkish ( Ottoman ) we just changed the recipe a little or gave it a slightly different name. 😂😂

[@fionaclaphamhoward5876]

I learned this the hard way, when as a New Zealander I casually said to my then-new boyfriend from Bulgaria after a few meals including things like kebapchete, cucumber salad, yogurt, and lokum, "Oh, so your food is very much like Turkish food, then". The death stare he gave me... we narrowly escaped an international incident 🤣

[@jobhighschoolofcrosscity8430]

Since when did ottomans invented pita bread and meat on stick. Use your head

[@dilyandaynovski]

Shopska salad is bulgarian though!

[@bacepesho]

You know you are bulgarian though.

[@Robo-xk4jm]

The fact that across the street is just key and peele switching roles is perfect

[@BixbyConsequence]

Very Monty Python.

[@KishinAubrey]

i think it was hinted at when peele's character said "this cafe.... *looks at wall* macedonian", as if he forgot what his nationality was supposed to be if i had to guess, i'd say that the story behind the two cafes is that they're both owned by the same guys and they never get caught because if a customer even suggests ever going to the other restaurant they get extremely angry not to mention the fact that, from a quick google search, ćevapi and kebapi are completely different dishes and are in fact both popular in north macedonia

[@APHxVOCALOID12lover]

"Welcome! Sit wherever you like!" *forces customers to sit down at a certain table* 😂

[@NellieKAdaba]

😆

[@ineverwatched8118]

@Eddy Jin lmao man you are special

[@El_Sueno591]

Eddy Jin u a dumbass

[@MarkhasSteelfort]

FIRST TIME?

[@El_Sueno591]

Eddy Jin this is the internet not a grammar test

[@SaatvikGuruprasad]

It's actually valid. The order of putting ingredients is everything in cooking. Also how you mix it. This art is being forgotten. Cos of some motherbitchess🤣🤣

[@luxo2309]

Agree, I learned that in Food and Nutrition class while cooking. The steps in which you take are VERY important if you want your dish to be done properly!

[@nickcalingo3309]

Cooking time would be the top on the list right? I think the Chevabi from Armeni is made better. Though I'd put Onions before the grilled meat.

[@argentinianguy5641]

found the macedonian

[@saff3356]

@@argentinianguy5641 you didn't found macedonian

[@jamesjacob9632]

Tell us how you really feel

[@nickzardiashvili624]

I'm gonna start using "I'd like to apologize for the behavior of my passion."

[@ColinoDeani]

lmaooooo gotta do it 😂😂😂

[@ejknight88]

"These mother'd'beeches, sons of my BEECH!!" Got me 🤣🤣😂😂

[@paulrichardson7277]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@trillionairegold]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@adi96adi]

Same 😂 perfectly captures having all the rage but only half the vocabulary

[@michelleabrams4472]

I love that part too LOL

[@ejknight88]

@@adi96adi Exactly! 😂😂😂

[@dextexascend5614]

"I'll like to apologize for the behavior of my passion"

[@Suran329]

Your comment is so much better than keith pas' comment!!111

[@maxreed3321]

@@Suran329 lmao

[@rmt1559]

Honestly this is what the Left Twix vs. Right Twix commercial wishes it was😭

[@romeosebahungu1066]

it's sad that people don't realise how funny your comment actually is 😂😂

[@rmt1559]

Appreciate it bruh😂

[@teammlh9737]

"We are HERE, they are THERE"

[@mokaa.9553]

I have never liked a comment before this one!

[@corygoodrich7242]

Holy shit you're right

[@thevoteman]

it's nice that they dialed down the balkan anger in this skit, if it was realistic there would be more tears

[@Felinal_19]

The fact that all this rage was sparked by a Serb putting a bottle up his azz

[@b0x1n9f4n]

"We are here, they are there." *visciously stabs map.*

[@zoom-zip3473]

As a macedonian when he started cursing at the albanians and especially when he said across the street i lost it even tho he wasn’t speaking macedonian that somehow made it even more funny for me

[@lilyeetus1204]

Being part Albanian I can vouch for the Macedonians craziness

[@KingBardylis]

@@lilyeetus1204 you're part Albanian and part what if i may ask brother?

[@lilyeetus1204]

@@KingBardylis English and russian

[@KingBardylis]

@@lilyeetus1204 whuttt, can you elaborate?

[@lilyeetus1204]

@@KingBardylis dad's from Moscow, mums from Albania but her dad is English and mums Albanian 😂

[@prabhdeepsingh5642]

Nobody can act as being "pissed off" as good as Key.

[@ACabel]

I always wonder if he has high blood pressure? He really gets into character. Lol

[@nowaiman]

My favorite is the vacation package one. Lol

[@PowerCookie1]

Especially if your name is a-aron

[@nikmatzulesham8576]

@@PowerCookie1 ya done messed up A-a-ron!

[@tawakaltoseni6095]

I swearrrr

[@ryanmircic1493]

The funniest is when the owner keeps on repeating "ke-ba-bi" like the two customers are absolute imbeciles even though they accurately said it the first time 🤣🤣🤣

[@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS]

Isnt that like most proud nationals who repeat their name like you cant pronounce it even though you got as close as your accent could lol

[@horrovac]

This is actually a very accurate representation of trying to teach someone to pronounce words that involve sounds their ear is not trained to recognise. I had this experience with a polish person trying to teach me to pronounce some word. He'd say it to me, I'd repeat it exactly (so I thought), and he'd say, no, no! and pronounce it again. That went on for a time until I said it (exactly as before as far as I can tell), and he went, Yes! Now you got it!

[@paxcoder]

Your comment confuses me, given your Balkan last name. Have you never heard native English speakers fail to pronounce phonemes that appear in a different configuration than they're used to? You tell them one thing, and what you get back is completely different. And then you have a situation where you're saying something and they keep "repeating" back something wildly different. Or have you never heard English speakers read something as they would in their own language, despite most of the rest of the world pronouncing things phonetically? For example, in this very skit, they're pronouncing ajvar as "azhvar" instead of "ayvar".

[@leannarene867]

"but they don't know..." That part took me out

[@WebHead1996-1]

Lmfao deadass I lost my shit at that part the "Nooooooo" Made it even funnier

[@freetheguys1165]

DarthChris96 😂😂😂he added so much humor wit his little lines 🤣🤣🤣

[@robertoguzman8273]

dude i laughed for 10 minutes

[@totomarquez7635]

I have to forgive them, right?

[@igot5onit423]

👏

[@cjkuchar]

As a man married to a Bosnian woman, I can vouch for the extreme accuracy of this.

[@Tsparkdriver]

As a bosnian I am happy for you and at the same time I pray for you brother.

[@VladVlad-ul1io]

are you both muslims?

[@RD-zx6py]

@@VladVlad-ul1io calm down Donald.

[@tenitri5023]

As a Greek...I can say the attention to detail in this sketch is stunning

[@HanzFogl]

I can't get over the accuracy of Key's outfit. The trousers, the shoes, the brown pullover with the chain. Incredible.

[@Tacoz4lifee]

The yelling in jibberish while he does the thing with the cups sends me every time 🤣🤣

[@wesleygeorgiev4243]

Being the son of a salty bulgarian I can attest to the accuracy of this skit

[@KingBardylis]

everybody's salty af in Balkan.

[@benjaminorwell2514]

Too much cottage cheese

[@-vee-7009]

Too much sons of my bitches

[@Ben-rz9cf]

When i was in Sofia, i enjoyed the Kebap from a turkish restaurants... I just wanted to eat some delicious meat and bread, but i got a whole earful about racial tensions between bulgarian and turkish people... i'm like, why should that affect my preferences of cucumber sauce vs garlic sauce

[@-MaryPoppins-]

Ben Hinman they enslaved us for hundreds of years, you will NEVER hear the end of it 😩🤣

[@K6AL]

I’m Albanian and me and my Macedonian friend laughed our asses off when we watched this video 🇦🇱🇲🇰😂😂

[@evgenijlulkoski1181]

haha and guess what, no one cares 😃👍🏻

[@clqude]

@@evgenijlulkoski1181 🫵🤡

[@_paradigm]

@@evgenijlulkoski1181 🤡

[@Ser_Arthur_Dayne]

I just feel bad in my brain that @evegenijlulkoski1181 's mouth will have been raped by those Motherbitches Sons Of My BITCH!!!!🏴‍☠

[@dtczyk8976]

Hey fuck you I care

[@Jerry-nv4tq]

Bruh these Macedonian guys are homies, literally. Even if Keyovich goes crazy, Peelovic still supports him

[@StekliCujo]

More like Kejovski & Pilovski.

[@cykaslayer1168]

Ye cuz keyovich and peelovich is serbian and they are there and we are here so pejovski and kejovski

[@sowhat249]

@@cykaslayer1168 | What's even funnier is that both Pejovski and Kejovski are common surnames is Macedonia.

[@Sychonut]

@@sowhat249 haha, this is madness

[@Stribog1337]

@@cykaslayer1168 those mother bitches are son of my bitches

[@Hawkem68]

Keegans laugh after he says cottage cheese 2:32 fucken kills me. As if the Albanians are batshit insane for making it in a different order hahahaha

[@bradensorensen966]

The moment of deep truth and insight blended within the comedy: “We are here; they are there! We are here; they are there!”

[@josemur8799]

The map is just Albania and Macedonia😂😂

[@misstantrix]

😛😂

[@scottscott232]

Lol - well observed.

[@SuperAleksandar94]

You can see Greece in the southeast, and southern part of Serbia a.k.a. autonomous provence Kosovo in the north.

[@AaronPaulIbarrola]

It's so he can stab the countries in front of the customers.

[@pakan357]

I know, right? It's almost as if there were maps of different countries and regions. Wild.

[@rupert5581]

I'd rather eat at the Macedonian place. He's more passionate while the other place cared more about their rating on yelp.

[@gjonboss]

Whats that supposed to mean

[@JayyJokes]

This is a skit bro😂 it’s not real

[@yassineidrissi8812]

smart there :D

[@shahsoftinc.2459]

You want to start a war eh? Albania is the greatest, all of macedonia belongs to Great Albania, God is on our side

[@johnhill4209]

@@shahsoftinc.2459 you can dream about that once you go to bed

[@LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

i can absolutely see how adding the grilled mat last and then lightly stirring as opposed so the throwing the meat in 1st and mixing it all up is a completely different meal

[@Orc350z]

I have been cursing wrong my whole life

[@BlankRami]

You said it ! I am trying to make "Bastard son of my bitch, mother bitch" more mainstream

[@WSFMontana]

Right!!!

[@Sheriff_K]

My old boss had the most colorful cursing that blew my mind and opened my eyes to the possibilities.. roughly translated the curse he said was "person whose religion I've fucked." like, woah.

[@WSFMontana]

@@Sheriff_K 😭😭😭😭😭 Damn that's funny as hell

[@pirouz8042]

@@Sheriff_K LOOL your boss is the GOAT

[@YouAwakeYet]

"I have to forgive them right?" 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@noelleirina5628]

This is the most Balkan thing I have ever seen

[@Spitonpussy]

O thats balkan lol

[@krahzeekat6164]

Oooh I want my cevapi and ajvar!!

[@shahsoftinc.2459]

Yep, you will see worse, just wait

[@enriabeshi4390]

This Applies to both Albanians and Macedonians

[@Nero_Jero]

Haha right? My mom and her side of the family are from Croatia and this sketch is so on point.

[@TheDontCheat]

I still can’t grasp how well they’re interpretation is. This is such amazing acting. Body language and everything unbelievable.

[@Jasmine-zt3hy]

“Be sure for to give us the five stars on yelp!” Is too underrated 😂

[@tenitri5023]

Lol yeah “for to give us..” 😂

[@MrSlimSheaD]

I love how instantly as soon as they sit down, the boyfriend puts his hands over his face regretting his decision. It’s doubly funny because it’s also probably the actor trying not to laugh.

[@donatocongialdi4811]

Classic Jason Ritter🤣

[@KevinP32270]

@@donatocongialdi4811 IS THAT JOHN RITTER'S SON? WOW.

[@cephalonrolli5678]

what's her name?

[@lukea.907]

They either have a Balkan writer or one of the writers has a Balkan friend.

[@64324037]

Ne znaju reci slovo J haha. Kažmak ajžvar, sa nekim mekanim ž😂

[@cianni3163]

No Keegan is from Detroit. And detroit is filled with albanians and a large number of Macedonians too so he definitely got the idea and probably had a couple friends when growing up.

[@tylertremblay3323]

You know he can afford to act like that cause his food is that good

[@quincytheodore]

When they get to Mcdonalds.... there'd be Burger King next door and Ronald is not having it

[@potatoman5472]

Someone goes to chum bucket Mr Crabs is not having it

[@_jayfromla]

I had BKs nuggets and the quality difference was clear.

[@Scarshadow666]

Quincy Customers: "Ya know what? Why don't we just eat whatever we find in our fridge."

[@tobybartels8426]

@@Scarshadow666 : The ketchup is assalting the mustard!

[@brianlash154]

BURGER KING: CLEARLY THE BEST, change my mind fat fucks... I'm waiting..

[@icedardee5338]

I love how this basically sums up the Albanian vs Macedonian rivalry Edit: Damn good on you guys who understand the joke and laugh but some of y’all are going full sicko mode rn with that hate speech going on

[@heartbeast2137]

what ?? plz explain

[@fordthompson5952]

North macedonia or like Ancient Greece

[@icedardee5338]

It’s essentially a blood feud based from cultural pride and religious beliefs similar to Pakistan and India every Balkan nation has problems with each other

[@abdullahahmad4239]

@@icedardee5338 Eh,Pakistan Vs India isn't a blood feud...

[@abdullahahmad4239]

@@icedardee5338 Eh,Pakistan Vs India isn't a blood feud and they have the same culture more or less...

[@gn8272]

The balkans explained in 4 minutes

[@natashaabdurahman4026]

They have such range

[@gokuson737]

As Albanian this almost killed me 😂😂😂

[@jovanbogdanovic2895]

Not really but it is funny

[@ant263]

Yea why

[@Czar_Simeon_I_The_Great]

@Nguyễn Tiến Sử They are neighboring countries that have different claims on each other's territory and history. For example in Norhtern Macedonia 35% of the population is Albanian and as you can already see, the Albanians claim this territory as theirs and the Macedonians get pissed. Albanians go to Macedonian (ex- Bulgarian) fortifications from the ancient times and put their flag there etc. There are lots of provocations mainly on Albanian side towards Macedonia :D but still, this video is super funny and true, it represents the Balkans just perfect :D

[@Gabson9]

As a balkan guy i cannot tell if this is documentary or a skit.

[@stevedoetsch]

This is exactly what happened to me at my local Indian restaurant; the owner would not let me order and said he would personally bring out dishes he thought I would enjoy. I just got into it and it was fun.

[@goombapizza6335]

Indian omakase, eh? Never seen that.

[@stillnobuddy]

Actually... that sounds pretty cool : )

[@izhamsham843]

I worked at a Indian/Punjabi restaurant during my Uni years. I don't want to say it's the same tactic, but my employers there would recommend dishes that were frozen leftovers from days/few weeks before. They were still good after a good reheat & additional spices & herbs & water, but basically week(s) old food.

[@nikhiltiwari6923]

@@izhamsham843 You must have worked in Pakistani Restaurant. Pakistani Punjabis also name their Restaurants as Indian restaurant as Pakistanis aren't well perceived in west. They are defaming India for sure.

[@izhamsham843]

@@nikhiltiwari6923 No, you weren't there, were you? I was there, and I know the difference between Pakistanis and Indians. The owner & his whole family and staff were Indians, except myself. Just stop making excuses to defend something you know absolutely nothing about.

[@jameslahey6358]

The whole cup thing and the glazed over look on Jordan’s face while it’s happening truly make this sketch

[@5050TM]

I just keep refreshing that part and laughing 😂😂 3:13

[@omg9261]

I don't even know what it supposed to mean

[@kaiserphoenix01]

"Then the Grilled meat, THEN the grilled meat"

[@adrian72300]

LOL yea...all he did was reverse the ingredients

[@liammolinaro_]

😂😂

[@GENRTS]

😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@tunnelvisionxxl]

Actually, sometimes that makes a difference depending on the dish.

[@huncho_flamez6134]

adrian72300 nononononononnnonono listen to me modabeech WE STIRRR they mix FUCKING MIX STOOBID MODERCCHVUVEGCIFBEIDFH

[@logansomething]

The geography lesson with the knife is incredible.

[@jamesyung3418]

"Deess albanian muudherrr beechez, Deess muuudherrr beechez sohns uhf mah 👏BEECH" 1:20

[@retroblue5280]

Love that part !!

[@southcentral8682]

James Yung he played that good, too funny 😂👌✌️

[@jfool3852]

Best part

[@nikolalegend4868]

😂

[@TheSuperboy91]

“I have to forgive them don’t i?”

[@tendaimusari530]

"Those sons of my beeches" 😂😂

[@Elmasdrakosinfenixov]

As a Balkan i must say...this is avery polite portrayal compared to the real thing

[@Matthew-McCallister]

That lady knew damn well what she was doing when she mentioned the Cafe across the street

[@richardpatterson4312]

I got a feeling she was amotherlessbitch

[@richardpatterson4312]

She a son of my bitch, I do believe

[@wave5009]

"But they dont know" "I have to forgive them" Gets me every time

[@cesarreyes6655]

nooooooooooo x''''''D

[@kampart6035]

Ghanaians and Nigerians arguing over who's got the best jollof rice

[@shadex3736]

Facts! Lol 😆................ Nigerian Jollof is better🇳🇬

[@ap90462]

aaayaa, yuh nah taste le Liberian jollof ooh

[@ryan-marcweise86]

Jamaicans and other West Indians arguing over whether it's Rice and Peas, or Peas and Rice...umm🇯🇲🇯🇲

[@mynameis2013]

Liberians put too much stuff in their Jollof. I know I’m biased but Nigerian jollof is the best.

[@RexGalilae]

Indians and Pakistanis over Biriyani

[@rupertfergusson]

“I’d like to apologize for the behavior of my passion”

[@mladenvasilev3698]

Dang that is why I stray as far as I can from that culture. Those crazy motherbitches are hopeless. Only love though.

[@jpthegr8860]

I will definitely be using that one for the rest of my life. “These mother bitches, sons of my bitch”

[@jagatactb]

@@liquidKi Macedonian is slav

[@have2swim]

When you have all fire sign placements

[@truestdude]

Lol 😅😅😅

[@MichaelHolmgaard]

The tasteless clothes and decor from the 70s is so accurate lol