Wendy and Cartman Throw Down - SOUTH PARK

After much anticipation, Wendy and Cartman finally throw down.
"Breast Cancer Show Ever" S12
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INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY - MORNING
Kids are milling about when Bebe comes rushing in.
BEBE
She's gonna fight! Wendy's gonna fight Cartman right now!
NELLY
What?
The kids all run out
Different Hallway shot-
As the MUSIC continues Wendy walks down the hallway towards camera. She takes off her coat and throws it to the side. Students rush in and follow her.
STUDENTS
ALRIGHT! /HERE WE GO! / IT'S ON! /Etc.
EXT. PLAYGROUND - DAY
The fourth grade kids are playing on the playground. Cartman is playing football with the other kids -- Cartman is quarterbacking.
CARTMAN
Go deep, Craig! Not that deep retard!
Suddenly, Butters comes running in- super excited.
BUTTERS
SHE'S COMING! SHE'S COMING!
CARTMAN
Butters, get outta here!
BUTTERS
BUT WENDY'S COMIN' TO FIGHT YOU!
CARTMAN
Huh?
A LOUD BANG of doors opening is heard and Cartman turns to look -
Wendy comes out some double doors with a big group of CHEERING kids and walks towards camera. Her jacket is gone.
Reverse back to Cartman, who looks terrified, as A BUNCH MORE KIDS START gathering all around to watch.
CLYDE
OH BOY HERE WE GO!
KIDS
ALRIGHT! /YEAH! / IT'S ON!!!
Shot of the goth kids getting to their viewing point.
GOTH KID
It's about freaking time.
Back to Cartman and Wendy as all the kids settle into their places around them to watch.
CRAIG
ALRIGHT! LET'S DO IT!
WIDE SHOT -- Can we do one of those effect shots, where we Start on Cartman, and then go out to our super-wide master 3/4 shot with it looking like frames have been cut?
Hang on that wide shot- everything is quiet.
Cartman does a few pimpin' gestures-
CARTMAN
Wassup- Wassup-
-Then he leans into wendy.
CARTMAN
(quietly)
Wendy... Don't forget, I'LL tell my mom on you...
WENDY
I don't care.
Cartman looks around at everyone nervously.
Butters is holding his hands in front of him anxiously and batting his eyes and shaking with excitement.
BUTTERS
Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!
CARTMAN
Um, recess is almost over, I don't know if there's really time.
RANDOM GIRL
SHUT UP AND FIGHT!
KIDS
YEAH! /COME ON! / DO IT! /Etc.
All the kids of the school are gathered for the big showdown. Maybe we should play some WESTERN style music as Wendy takes off her jacket and pulls back her hair.
Cartman takes off his coat, revealing a truck t-shirt.
CARTMAN
Alright, FINE WENDY! I'LL FIGHT YOU YOU BIG BULLY!
The two of them dance around and circle each other. And then fight in lame, South Park style.
CARTMAN AND WENDY
(efforts)
WENDY POV - Cartman swings and punches Wendy in the face.
KIDS
(It's over cheer)
OHH!!!!
Wendy shakes it off and continues to kick Cartman's ass.
KIDS
(cheer)
BUTTERS
FUCK HIM UP, WENDY!
After Cartman falls to the ground, Wendy walks over to him-
Wendy kicks Cartman in the stomach -- three times.
WENDY
(panting and grunting while kicking)
CARTMAN
(oofing each time)
Wendy finally drops to her butt in exhaustion and sits there panting.
Cut to a group of kids looking at each other.
Then another group of kids -- And Mr. Mackey breaks through them - looking into camera.
MR. MACKEY
Wendy?
Then a shot just like in 'There Will Be Blood' - Wendy sitting there panting with Cartman laying face down.
WENDY
(panting, then)
I'm finished!
Wendy gets up, and picks up her coat and walks away.
A few other shots of kids walking away slowly.
Then a wide over head master - Wendy leaves at the bottom of frame as the big group of kids start to scatter. Then Mackey runs back towards the school.
MR. MACKEY
Hey! Somebody call the Principal!

[@southpark]

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[@sabreejohnson1551]

This is a way better fight than floyd merryweather and logan paul.

[@amaniwhite9622]

Taken from the episode: Breast cancer show ever (2008) From season 12 of South Park (1997-present) This episode originally aired on October 15th 2008! in this one, Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school! South Park (1997-present) going strong on Comedy Central since 1997!

[@kobra6660]

I know Wendy wasn't even punished for this at all seeing how principal Victoria even was ok with this

[@amaniwhite9622]

@@kobra6660 Seeing how principal Victoria was even okay with this.

[@user-el4ii7zq6l]

Member when Southpark made new episodes!!!!!!!

[@darthbatman8063]

My favorite part about this is Butters yelling “Fuck him up Wendy”.

[@calowenby1654]

Such an underrated Butters line.

[@KoPLeaderKiactu]

​@@calowenby1654 At this point Butters does NOT like Cartman. He literally toys with Butters' feelings constantly and gets him in trouble with his family.

[@not_jacknjellify]

Alt version:F*CK HIM UP CARTMAN

[@Senatorcraigz]

Was Butters egging Cartman on the whole episode just to watch him get the shit kicked out of him?

[@colinfuller]

@@Senatorcraigzthe other kids might have been, but Butters probably bought into Cartman’s tough guy act. He was probably more excited about the fight itself than who won

[@joooooojo2235]

Butters' pure joy is basically the highlight of this video

[@AdrianColley]

"Fuck him up, Wendy!" - pure clean fun

[@chrisowens4158]

Butters is my favorite 😂

[@Mo-ei7ig]

@alyssa young nahhhh it’s butters

[@buttersstotch4857]

Gee whiz, thanks a lot! It was great watching Wendy kick the shit out of Eric!

[@BryonYoungblood]

Oh yeah! XD It also shows how even as much as Butters puts up with Cartman's shit, he loves to see him get his just desserts.

[@Korophite]

For those who don't know: Cartman made fun of those who had survived and had experiences with having breast cancer, she was so pissed she wanted to beat him up. Cartman was able to escape from doing it at first but then Victoria decided to let the fight happened, in the aftermath Cartman thought everyone had turned their backs on him because he got his butt kicked by Wendy but they never liked him to begin with and Cartman thought they were just saying that to make him happy.

[@percyprimm]

Honestly I just got done watching For the 100th time and it's a tv classic not just a south park classic it's a tv classic because as much as I love Eric Cartman he's by far my favorite south park character but I gotta admit he's a piece of dogshit he's racist and narcissistic and he's a bad person and the episode was satisfying to see Cartman get his karma yeah he didn't learn his lesson but nonetheless it's a classic

[@spillthetae7465]

as she should be

[@GenGamesUniverse]

Yep, Cartman managed to snake away easily because he told his mom that Wendy was "bullying him", which caused him to make Wendy's parents turn on her as well. Eventually, Principal Victoria gave Wendy the speech about her being a breast cancer survivor and how she should fight cancer, "no matter how big of an asshole it is!" which was telling Wendy "look, I'll green light THIS one time, go and get him!"

[@saadinhalf]

Context shouldn’t even be needed if you’ve seen cartman even once before you know he should be getting this every episode

[@nastashavalentinodefranco2990]

I bet you thought we didn't know that, didn't you? 😅😅😅😅

[@MisterDutch93]

That last scene at the end where Wendy yells “I’m finished!” is a reference to the movie ‘There will be Blood.’ I love that they remade that shot lol

[@TheUglyDuckling997]

I'm pretty sure it's cause Wendy never got to finish her presentation cause cartman

[@johnfisher8401]

yeah i noticed that too, definitely was a reference.

[@LITTLE1994]

Yeah, it came from that.

[@dubsessed9790]

Wendy f*cked up his milkshake for sure..

[@slimjim1st473]

@@TheUglyDuckling997 no it's not

[@ComicalRealm]

I love how the whole school just wants to see Cartman getting his behind whooped

[@nachosrule6985]

​@@JimmyBergman7 Ok, as God I cast you down into the abyss. Amen.

[@AntonPogonin]

@@JimmyBergman7 Shut up

[@rubysparrow2975]

@@JimmyBergman7 🎵 I'd rather laugh with the Sinners than cry with the Saints cause Sinners are much more fun. 🎵 By; Billy Joel.

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@JimmyBergman7 Stop being a dimwit!

[@kenetickups6146]

@@JimmyBergman7 OOGA BOOGA MAGIC SKY DADDY

[@isaiahwalking]

I love how butters just completely took wendy's side lmao

[@revrenlove]

Butters is just the best

[@sabreejohnson1551]

@@revrenlove Yup, boy, isn't he the cutest and funniest character you ever seen?😍😂😂🙌

[@pcprincipal9517]

He spent the whole episode on Cartman's side but then switched to Wendy's.

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God and only way to heaven and escape eternal hellfire

[@isaiahwalking]

@@JimmyBergman7 tf do i look like... a priest?

[@zachzitzow8306]

Stan "Oh my God she killed cartman" Kyle: "My Hero"

[@SanjiEastBlue]

Love Wendy. She's assertive, tough, straightforward, and takes shit from no one. Always been my favourite character

[@tyroneanderson5619]

Yea remember that time she got fake tits because bebe was more developed than the rest of the class?

[@BlackDiamond2718]

For me its stan. Even though he is like his dad, he is pretty assertive and stands by his views. And of course he can be an idiot at times.

[@AmigoFriendHabibi]

Bro butters and chef are easily the best characters and that is fact

[@thesnowmiser6728]

@@tapewormdigital Sure buddy lmao

[@realrosesaretrulyred]

I don’t rlly like her since he’s a feminist and that’s my opinion

[@galzladymisery4954]

you know a fight is gonna be great when the goth kids showed up.

[@cyandeoidre2375]

💀

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

To be fare most of the school wanted to see Cartman get his ass kicked

[@Just_niaxx]

So true

[@neverknowsbest.]

I love them

[@calowenby1654]

@never knows Best We all do.

[@skwidkid25]

It was so satisfying seeing cartman finally get beat up. Of course he didn't learn his lesson, but it was a good episode none the less.

[@xPOWERx-ne1jr]

I like it more when cartman does something really fucked up and gets no repercussions

[@ANTSDEN97]

Cartman lowkey a savage, he still didn’t care 😂

[@Maludosgatos]

I'm pretty sure Cartman not learning his lesson was precisely the point.

[@dianehoward2788]

@@ANTSDEN97 so true

[@LexingtonDeville984]

@@xPOWERx-ne1jr So Cartman has done terrible things that would get a normal person sent to prison for life, yet you’re okay with him getting zero repercussions? He deserved everything he got here.

[@scottbiernick5434]

While this beatdown was no doubt satisfying for Wendy, I can only imagine how excited Kyle must feel watching it!

[@kwayneboy1524]

Nigga anyone would feel excited I think the whole school hates him

[@FireyTheFlame2763]

Kyles worried in the background when cartman starts bleeding and gets knocked out

[@ninjafrog6966]

@@FireyTheFlame2763meanwhile butters: “Fuck him up Wendy!”

[@Soulxstar]

​@@FireyTheFlame2763There's a video in Spanish of a psychologist talking about Kyle, although he seems to hate cartman he also has the necessity to help someone in need due to his religious upbringing and excessive morals that his parents taught him,

[@xxxmaysilssss690]

Considering how bad Cartman is when it comes to anything physical, he held up as well as he could in this fight. I was surprised he even got a few punches in

[@NameCallingIsWeak]

After his poor showing in the special olympics, my hope was small

[@ivario]

Also - why is Wendy without a single bruise

[@gorillakid9394]

@@ivario she did hit his head on da pole

[@quashadbackus1666]

Why was Eric leaking, if he was wailing on Wendy?

[@phallusmaximus9688]

Ehm he really stood up good but only got fucked up after getting hit with his head on the bar

[@pcprincipal9517]

This scene is even more satisfying after listening to Principal Victoria's speech to Wendy.

[@JimmyBergman7]

Jesus is God 🦁

[@TheBrooklynLife718]

@Spunk yeet you gotta watch the whole episode. Principal Victoria basically told Wendy how she needed to fight cancer........

[@madisonsosa21]

I'm glad u support her PC Principal Edit: misspelled principal

[@snowyyzoe]

@Spunk yeet she basically called Cartman a cancer lmaoo

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Hi PC Principal

[@silvermangawolfygirl]

Honestly the pep talk from principal Victoria prior to the fight is what stuck most with me. You gotta fight "cancer". Don't matter if you win or lose you refuse to let it make you feel powerless. Such an amazing message!

[@lindsayjakekangaroomouse]

Agreed

[@quashadbackus1666]

FACTS!!!

[@Random103100]

Usually if you beat up your bully you’re the asshole and the school goes overtime to protect the bully

[@silvermangawolfygirl]

@@Random103100 if I remember correctly that was exactly what happened in the episode. everyone told Wendy not to do it and that she would get in trouble but she still chose to fight in the end with some encouragement from one person who knew what it meant. that's what made it even more powerful in my opinion.

[@Random103100]

@@silvermangawolfygirl yes. But in most cases the principal is butt buddies with the bully. Wendy did it because she had the support of the principal who recognized Cartman as the price of shit that he is

[@williamho7393]

I like how Cartman is now playing as a victim "I'll fight you, you big bully"

[@flamey9524]

What episode?

[@nicoley8844]

As someone who has lost extremely close loved ones to breast cancer, and having a fear of dying from said disease, this was such a GREAT episode

[@d.jmooreburner672]

Cartmen knows how beat someone with words but not physically

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Facts, dude, that's why he a man of his words.

[@d.jmooreburner672]

@@sabreejohnson1551 Facts, dude

[@sabreejohnson1551]

@@d.jmooreburner672 Uh, ok seriously, why did you copy my reply?

[@aneural]

@@sabreejohnson1551 Facts, dude

[@sabreejohnson1551]

@@aneural Stop it! Who ask you to do this?

[@savanne8962]

as you should wendy, as you should.

[@laceystuffstuff9236]

Mmm-hmm!

[@GSquid92]

Not fair when the girl punched him it did way more damage but when the fat kid punched her it barely did anything

[@BryonYoungblood]

As Butters said, “FUCK HIM UP, WENDY!!”

[@KalraSura]

I broke the 666

[@Axolfi]

@@GSquid92 yea bc she’s probably stronger than him. Remember he’s really fat?

[@DemetriusPooleJr]

1:56 😂 Thank you butters

[@trentonhamilton645]

0:46 Even the goth kids are excited for the brawl, you know the match between Carman and Wendy is gonna get heavy.😨

[@goregalore40]

*Cartman

[@basiicasiic9297]

My respect for Wendy went up after she fought Cartman

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Same, Wendy didn't care if she was gonna get in trouble, all i know is she did what she had to do.

[@lifeblock358]

Shut up!

[@AntonPogonin]

@@lifeblock358 shut your mouth fatass

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@lifeblock358 Shut your mouth fatso

[@dblum]

Fatso

[@manofthehalfhour571]

This must've been a pretty cathartic episode to a lot of people.

[@codynapier1001]

Honestly thought it was a pretty lame episode

[@AntonPogonin]

@@codynapier1001 Nah, seeing Cartman get beat up was amazing

[@southsidegamer5611]

was for me, but i thought she went too far on him

[@enoch6599]

@@southsidegamer5611 its Cartman he had a guy eat his own parents.

[@0r0r0]

Cartman is one of those characters you love to hate, but can never fully hate.

[@irishbananamafia9728]

Has anyone else noticed that when Cartman pinned Wendy down on the cage and was punching her Wendy didn’t get a single scratch and Cartman actually was getting bruised even more while doing it?! 😂😂

[@basicallysnake]

Cartman hurt himself in his confusion

[@IndianTigress98]

She likely got a few punches in while pinned

[@whatsinswillhecomit]

I loved it when butters was cheering on wendy and he was so happy too he even said "Fuck him up wendy!"

[@zae4899]

Lmao Kyle's Face when everyone started gathering around, you just know he wanted Cartman to get destroyed.

[@zoefang4563]

Kyle and Butters' faces were PURE epic

[@laurencovington5491]

You can tell he had been looking forward to this since yesterday

[@XFLexiconMatt]

Kyle's reaction before the fight is everything!

[@blackmesa247]

If Cartman had his wiffle bat maybe he would’ve stood a better chance.

[@AntonPogonin]

Lol

[@colamaster13]

Carl

[@photomukund]

That's only for use on boats

[@zirconviper]

No he wouldn't have.

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@alyssa young Be quiet! Cartman will get thrown in jail.

[@tylergameplay7433]

1:50 yes die cartmam

[@PopStarLegend4365]

During this whole fight sequence, I was pretty much just screaming, “GET HIM, WENDY!!!”

[@Brian-wt4zi]

I love how when they take off their shirts you remember they are just kids because of the little drawings 😂

[@julianaaloisa5525]

The fact that they're 9 years old makes it so much funnier.

[@joselara-perez1997]

Cartman should learn this lesson: "Don't talk crap if you can't back it up."

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

He better shut his frickin mouth and stop talking trash.

[@gamepad3173]

@@BigKogaDragonBossMan facts.

[@kingcamelot1395]

This is Cartman we're talking about. He could be sent to the deepest pit of Hell and he still wouldn't understand why he was there.

[@vladimir-savage72]

Naw it's Cartman. The kid will do just about anything to get his way including revenge. He's the guy who gave Kyle Aids,bought an entire amusement park just to brag about it to everyone he doesn't like and tried to kill his own mom,just because she finally decided to act like a responsible parent and not spoil Cartman.

[@guy_incognito___5480]

Cartman never learns his lesson.

[@sunsetter3334]

I realized in this fight, Wendy looked so much more durable than I expected her to be holy shit. Cartman definitely got what he deserved for so long.

[@yisus4681]

Well to be fair cartman is extremely unhealthy lol wendy had to put in effort when kyle just punched him once and cartman started crying

[@sigmamale7246]

@@yisus4681 that means increase durability tho

[@yisus4681]

@@sigmamale7246 what?

[@TheBloccobill]

@@yisus4681 what he meant is fat: + defense - speed

[@TheWingus]

The speech Principal Victoria gives to Wendy gets me choked up every time

[@fluffyclouden]

when she said "IM FINISHED" LMAOO

[@sachetanbhoopathi485]

That’s a TWBB reference

[@cebasm3861]

@@sachetanbhoopathi485 Never in my life have I seen someone abbreviate "There Will Be Blood" into an acronym. Why would you assume someone who likely hasn't seen or heard of the movie, would immediately get what you're referencing by reading a seemingly random group of letters? It would be like if someone in a video said "You just start your countdown." & I commented "Sweet DSO:HILTSWALTB reference bro 🤙".

[@EmmettDoyleDDR435]

Then what happen next after Wendy is done or not.

[@cebasm3861]

@@aidansteff2570 😤 No! In all seriousness, I did not intend my comment to read so aggressively. Phrases like "did you assume?" have a certain "REEEE" connotation to them. I just find is weird that someone would answer another person's question (or in this case reveal the source of a reference) in such a way that only those that knew the answer in the first place would understand. The armchair phycologist in me says it's probably a way for people to feel like they're part of some exclusive club that's "in the know."

[@cebasm3861]

@@aidansteff2570 What would lead you to believe otherwise 🤔?

[@flightcrusader8905]

Cartman pulling his pants up after the first blow was too hilarious😂

[@deana6072]

It's hilarious because it's true 🤣 always seen the big or fat guy pull up his pants during a fight.

[@mr_m4ker824]

The fact that Kyle hit Cartman once and he cried but when he fought Wendy he didn’t clearly says something about Kyle.

[@horrorsans3676]

To be fair, Kyle is the more physically active of the main 4.

[@dnmstarsi]

It says more about Cartman here since his fights with Kyle tend to end quickly with Cartman being a pushover. Here, he's gotten a little better but is still a joke and it wouldn't be until the second Post-Covid special where he could legitimately fight.

[@ninjafrog6966]

cartman probably prefers being beaten up by a girl than by a jew

[@kainthedragoon8081]

Kyle was annoyed and ended it quickly Wendy wanted payback

[@jaycervantes8508]

You can even see the goths being happy excited for one of the few experiences when they show up 1:00😊

[@Cindy67917]

2:03 **as Wendy punches a bloodied Cartman, the picture pauses** Huey: **narrating** "'Ya know, we could all be reading a book right now."

[@akiraperu1]

that was a snatch reference, even the music

[@MovieGoer-ff4pn]

I love The Boondocks!

[@zoefang4563]

@ Cindy67917: ROFLMAOO IKR??? Epicness

[@nikkoclarito7306]

Look left butters They moving

[@purplearmy2842]

Yooooo! I was literally thinking the same thing!!

[@Saorsa1126]

Never caught he had to pull his pants up after the first punch, hilarious.

[@RW77777777]

he got the !@#$ knocked out of him; and his pants didn't fit after losing 50 pounds

[@R04CHH]

wendy ate that shit up lol

[@cassien4015]

1:19 shuichi alternative execution

[@Scottwilkie18]

Notice Kyle smile when Wendy came out

[@joanneking170]

Stan's face as well. It reads "oh fuck"

[@notoriouseagle1074]

Maybe the most satisfying moment in South Park history.

[@thekyoungin6054]

Not for people like me who are always on Cartman's side :

[@Axolfi]

@@thekyoungin6054 ok?

[@yisus4681]

Nah, the most satisfying one is PC principal, because Wendy is just as bad as cartman and I lowkey wanted Cartman to beat her ass just so we see him get away with his bs one more time

[@irenesvisuals]

@@thekyoungin6054 So you openly support a person who has faked mental illnesses, jokes about serious diseases that have killed lot’s of innocent ppl, & many more disgusting things?

[@thekyoungin6054]

@@irenesvisuals Yes I do, of course only because he's a fictional character and none of the horrible things he did were true. I mean, could you imagine how boring south park would be if Cartman didn't exist? Just a bunch of normal kids going to school everyday doing everyday normal things, no conflict, no interesting plots or storylines, I mean, where's the fun in that? Also, Cartman grows up to be a good person anyways, he literally gave up his perfect life just so everyone else wouldn't be miserable. 🤠

[@tjjordan4207]

Butters’ reaction is the best part. Never change little man.

[@WendyLifeStudio]

Shut up and fight! 1:07

[@taranaenae7429]

That girl was funny 😂😂😂

[@goregalore40]

GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

[@Mr.D34]

I love The Snatch reference in this and Butters going "Fuck him up Wendy!" 😀😀😀

[@marcodragneel8035]

Now. We are facked

[@El_Diecisiete]

THATS WHERE?!!!!!! No wonder it felt so familiar

[@User-jk8wq]

2:03 “Now...we are fucked.”

[@Bigboymacom]

I fucking knew it was a snatch reference 😂😂

[@superstan3290]

Wendy is the most badass female character on the show

[@Someguyhere111]

Second only to Call Girl, whose real identity remains a mystery to this day.

[@superstan3290]

@@Someguyhere111 her identity is Wendy Testaburger

[@chickenking1517]

@@superstan3290 no shit sherlock.

[@giordanobruno1333]

Heather Swanson

[@huntermyers3551]

Incredible just incredible especially Wendy beating up Eric Cartman

[@TripletsPlushieAdventures]

1:01 his little happy dance😭💕

[@Flunkass]

2:08 lol Butters

[@joeywhiteside727]

I like how Stan just lets this happen

[@dnmstarsi]

He knows he can't stop her especially when Wendy is capable of getting her hands dirty.

[@zombie0ate0my0brains]

He didn't offer to fight Cartman instead because he knows Wendy wants to do this personally. So the goth kids can say Stan isn't "protecting his woman" but that's not what Wendy wants. Stan didn't just let this happen, he simply had confidence that she could and would beat Cartman by herself.

[@millennialchicken]

Cartman can talk big game, but his play is weak af lmao

[@Cibbic]

No ways. This is the same dude who fed some bully his own parents, started a war and gave Kyle HIV 😂

[@LexingtonDeville984]

@@Cibbic Yet he cant even defend himself in a physical fight. And gets seven shades of shit absolutely beaten out of him in a very cathartic manner. By a girl.

[@Cibbic]

@@LexingtonDeville984 I know man Iam not defending. he is still the dude you don't wanna mess with though because he is fckd up in the head and unpredictable.

[@kenroycherrington148]

@@Cibbic True.

[@user-dy3bm5rr8u]

​@LexingtonDeville984 hold on, shouldn't eric cartman actually straight up use his weight as an advantage to fight?

[@schechter01]

Cartman had it coming. You know this is true.

[@bondfall0072]

Cartman needs an ass wooping every season or so imo

[@shadowknight1121]

2:32 I’m finished! All right you two break it up.

[@MrRocketRider]

1:01 Butters so excited for the fight!

[@schoolwork9376]

I love how he says " I'll fight you you big bully".

[@momo-chanthegerbil6205]

"I'll fight you, you big bully" says the bully

[@TravelingZebra]

​@@momo-chanthegerbil6205 Really? He's an asshole, but it's kind of because of them that he's an asshole, it's not like he popped out the womb a piece of shit, it's mostly a mix of him having a shit life, look, he literally experienced all of Kenny's memories, so everything that Kenny has ever experienced or suffered through, Cartman has also experienced, they kind of shunned him for being fat before he did literally anything that bad, no wonder he's a pathological liar and manipulator when he has no one on his side except his mom who is also a ho for money, only father figure is chef, chef dies and shit, what does Cartman have? Like people say "don't feel for Cartman, he's a psychopath" even if that is true, he's fucking 9-10 years old dude, like chill the hell out on him, he's just giving back what he's experienced, and all he's experienced is hate and manipulation, and he sees it works, so why wouldn't he do the same thing as a 9 year old kid, CARTMAN IS NOT THE BULLY, sorry to go all serious mode but I'm tired of seeing this fr, most people don't take it that serious though.

[@imamnajmi3084]

0:44 Yoooooo that's young gru on a left

[@DmitriMatveyev]

Eyyy I SEE HIM

[@GreenPent]

Holy shit I didn’t notice that

[@mandyyscandyy]

You can't spell "Wendy" without a "W" 🍷🗿

[@GhostKyng]

By far one of the most satisfying scenes of the entire series. Loved every minute of it

[@dezt4903]

A better fight than Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Facts

[@kaijotten]

this scene alone is all i needed to love wendy as a character

[@DaveDexterMusic]

I never noticed before that Cartman shit himself by the end.

[@miguelgarcia6170]

2:11 FATALITY

[@darkneon5637]

"Wendy win, flawless victory!"

[@genericedgyinternetuser4930]

@@darkneon5637Not flawless, Cartman landed some hits in

[@cnewell76]

A satisfying moment in South Park history, made all the better by 'Snatch' style fight scene. "Fuck him up, Wendy!"

[@marcodragneel8035]

"You just pull a stupid face"

[@andrew_s848]

Wendy had plans on running the principal over@@marcodragneel8035

[@jorgerascon1212]

Considering he usually gets knock out with one punch with Kyle I'm suprise he did as well as he did.

[@darthhavokk701]

The painful grunts of Cartman LMFAO I CAN'T! 🤣🤣🤣

[@eddyeddyd]

lol

[@Shadoan18]

The moment you Realize that this is one of Butter's best moment's in his life, is the day you know he will dance on Eric Cartman's Grave.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Dude, this is an epic fight and it's way better than floyd merryweather and logan paul.

[@Fishin24]

you stole my comment mate

[@lemonsuckerYT]

Facts, dude

[@sabreejohnson1551]

@@Fishin24 Hey, it's not my fault, ken, everyone else has been doing the same thing too. So, it's not just me.

[@Fishin24]

@@sabreejohnson1551 ah

[@jester9131]

Facts, dude

[@kingfee]

0:18 yo Eric got no chill😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@stayslay]

Not that deep, poptard!

[@goregalore40]

‘not that deep poptard!’

[@deadrock1678]

I like how before wendy even hit him alot, Cartman was literally getting damage from nothing lol.

[@johnobimikel5076]

At 1:38 we say Cartman beat the shit out of her while she doesn’t land a thing yet when we next see Cartman he’s the one injured.

[@Macaronionsigmashit]

The main character doesn’t have plot!!!

[@tremarcez]

1:28 when the music stopped when Cartman got punched, he was getting back up like damn 😂😂

[@pedroian5964]

"I didn't hear no bell" goes alongside "I'm finished!" in terms of how iconic it is

[@RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan]

1:23 Dude fell so hard his pants went down with him

[@Twopiece8]

lol I just peep that

[@DanielJimenez-j]

Look at stan being an absolutely supportive boyfriend 🤣🤣

[@tweekxcraig9147]

This is one of my favorite fights every and so satisfying and I was so happy.

[@servantofthelivinggod6192]

So I guess that means you were a 😺. Lol, just kidding.

[@nardaliciaarce8206]

This scene makes me feel really satisfying Like when i saw anna punches hans or hermione punching drago for causing buckbeack dead

[@leoncoben6983]

It's kinda insane how Cartman is so scared of fighting but can actually fight pretty well. He even knows when to block when being pressured. It'd be scary to think what he would be capable of if he applied half as much effort as he puts into pissing off Kyle into himself instead.

[@yisus4681]

He can’t fight tho lol Wendy is physically weak so it seems he can fight because he can take her hits, we see him try to fight kyle and got one shotted before this. We also see him try the special olympics and got last place by a long shot, we see him get winded by running like 10 meters. So basically because his opponent was weak he looked better. Just how he fought the small person too, he looked like he was a better fighter because his opponent was weak.

[@alexkizzma8139]

@@yisus4681this is actually pretty false

[@alexkizzma8139]

If they didn’t nerf cartman in this episode which they clearly did to get the whole theme across then he probably would’ve won

[@CeltiesSin]

Just finished watching all 26 seasons of SP. cartman doesn’t get his ass beat nearly as much as he should, but the times he does are so good 👌 lmao

[@binolombardi]

1:43 Weird scene transition where cartman becomes automatically bloodied for some reason, even while he is the aggressor for the short window.

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

Cartman shouldn't mess with Wendy

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Yup, he should have respected wendy's authority. He got what the hell he deserved.

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@sabreejohnson1551 We got the power.

[@tavatavatavi9446]

@@BigKogaDragonBossMan who’s we? Lmao.

[@BigKogaDragonBossMan]

@@tavatavatavi9446 (Backflips)

[@szharychev]

This “I’m finished” is so legit reference to “There Will Be Blood”.

[@LarrytheKing16]

Crazy Principal Victoria didn’t get fired for telling Wendy to fight Cartman.

[@ATRaine]

Weeeeeeeell technically Wendy was the only other person in the room when that conversation took place, not like she was gonna snitch. For appearances MAYBE Principal Victoria gave her a slap on the wrist, a very light one, but most likely she just pushed the incident under the rug. Everyone knows Cartman is a jerk, though, so no one with authority would really bother to investigate

[@joelalexander5338]

The way they walk always tickled me. So simple, but so funny.

[@basicallysnake]

If I recall correctly they actually walked in the first episode but it’s funnier to just see them levitate a couple inches off the ground

[@BlueX5341]

This is the first time Cartman has been hit by Wendy.

[@Jonjooooo]

And like the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth time…

[@charliegrice7183]

1:34 rule 1 you can’t hit a girl :Eric cartmen:we do not care

[@DARKANDGRIDDY1984]

and then he gets his teeth bashed out.

[@AhoBot]

The best part of this whole episode is the fact the Principle gave Wendy the permission to beat the shit out of Cartman.

[@Godzillawarssmt-is7il]

top 10 anime battles

[@CrystalCupcakeUnicorn]

Yassss!😂✋

[@harrisonbetker2271]

Dead meme.

[@ghoulguy4487]

I like how everyone is Excite except stan

[@sleeplesshollow4216]

Cuz of his depression from one of the prior episodes that season

[@Cibbic]

even Kyle was shocked too but some shots show them cheering

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Well, true, i mean, stan is wendy's girlfriend.

[@Idontknow-bv3rs]

@@sleeplesshollow4216 this episode came before that one-

[@trinitylobow1284]

you know when the hair gets tied up shit is going to go down.

[@piercepatterson9274]

Note: "down with the sickness" was the song that was played on the episode's air date.

[@Sassynbluntaf]

He can feed a teenage boy his dead parents but too afraid to fight a 9 year old girl?

[@Spartan3D213]

He did all that indirectly, this is up close and personal, he can plan and think but unless it's a needle he cant compete physically.

[@boxdryer6973]

Cartman did pretty good in this fight he got a few hits in.

[@UncannyAura]

2:17

[@fearsomename4517]

I love the fact that Cartman in the end thinks he won, even kicks his heels.

[@weesnaws12345]

He was able to take a beating and still fought back a bit but when Kyle punches Cartman once he falls to the ground 😂

[@saltytomato5568]

So cartman is able to slaughter,kill do homocide and man slaughter adults but cant beat a girl up... makes sense

[@TheKenji2221]

Cartman is a wuss. He talks big but doesn't have anything to back it up.

[@TheKenji2221]

​@@Cton9573 How original to mention the exact same event as everyone else. It's like Cartman only did that then left the show for good

[@bezglavigekoofficial7649]

Cartman is excellent in a fight when he wants to outsmart someone. When Eric is genuinely angry, he will go to absurd measures in order to achieve his goal. Everyone already knows the Scott Tenorman thing, but he managed to manipulate Cthulhu, almost eliminated every non-ginger kid in town and the only reason he didn't is because he figured out that he wasn't a ginger after all. He managed to expose Shelly, he made a successful album just to prove a point, he managed to time travel into the future and go back etc. But physically, he's pathetic.

[@southsidegamer5611]

Cartman is a reverse batman, with prep time he can do anything, but when surprised he's fucked against anyone with the slightest combat ability

[@jakemcgoldrick3552]

Has cartman ever actually psychically killed someone by his own hand

[@thehandoftheking3314]

Cartman getting his ass whipped never gets old

[@Animeguy300]

1:57 butters: F**k him up Wendy😂

[@narosedraconis2424]

Cartman getting his ass kicked, are always the best episodes. XD

[@thecodester6669]

Insert down with the sickness at 1:14

[@SparemintThe93rd]

This scene was beyond UNFORGETTABLE!!

[@jelyeow9765]

The teens knew they had a math test tmrw but they go to see Wendy and Cartman fight anyway. Love the enthusiasm