Our First Time - Tales From the Internet

[@JustinWhangYt]

New Whang Gang Shirts: teespring.com/whang-gang?pid=345

[@cockymonster8728]

dad can i have milk im thirsty

[@angelinebejaran2906]

@@cockymonster8728 no

[@redwing8725]

@@cockymonster8728 I know we all think the same, but some things you just gotta keep to yourself

[@hiropon2985]

hope you're feelin better dude you sound a lil crook in this

[@ETAisNOW-wn8wx]

Can someone explain this thing everyone is doing calling people dad?

[@lography6917]

Those 18-year-olds are like when Netflix makes a show about high school kids. Always played by rugged ass 30/40-year-olds. It like edges on satire

[@scarlet8078]

I think the same thing about those Netflix shows but then I drive by my local high school & see the kids outside... tbh half of them look like they're 35. The girls have on full face of makeup, fake nails & eyelashes & the boys are taking steroids lol

[@WineScrounger]

Beverly Hills 90210 was the same, it was ever thus.

[@nxxdle_]

Hahaha edges

[@WineScrounger]

Fifteen year olds with receding hairlines and two failed marriages

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@WineScrounger lol

[@RetroJ3000]

I just realized this video started by talking about to "virgins" having sex online and ended in Malaysia Flight 370 conspiracy.

[@koppanykovacs8745]

Well that escalated strangely.

[@lovespringfreshness]

Welcome to the internet

[@bellacapulet1933]

I totally thought you were joking but...wtf😬

[@damnielm0]

Can’t wait for that to be connected

[@ManaMastery]

@@koppanykovacs8745 perfect

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Live streaming in the 90's. Oh yea, 1st frame would be them undressing, 2nd frame would be a super blurry image of them copulating, 3rd frame would be them putting their clothes back.

[@jacobstallard2678]

WHAT is a mouthplate?

[@lepidotos]

@ArmchairWarrior choosy developers

[@Dark0niro]

Good 'ol CCTV camera quality

[@michaelmartin9022]

No the middle frame would be a nag screen to register Realplayer

[@ohnoitschris]

You'd only see the first frame because your computer would crash while loading the second

[@coffinsmoke1385]

I liked this girl when I was young. She told me to come over because no one was home. I went over there and sure enough no one was home

[@theenzoferrari458]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@king_ferdinand4496]

Damn...

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

and den?

[@Cat-ki3hy]

@@AlanaBananaCanada and then they played some video games

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

@@Cat-ki3hy an den?

[@hollyroom4503]

Just started this video but those "18 year olds" look pretty old for 18.

[@nickrustyson8124]

The Dude looks like a good 21, the chick, at most 29

[@clover_000]

Late 20s, early 30s *at least*

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

It's the 90's. I mean just look at the casts of Power Rangers.

[@clover_000]

@@GlassesnMouthplates or 90210

[@aldooze]

The 90s aged us early

[@rickharrison1887]

0:54 “it’s not made of teeth, it’s for your teeth” well you just talked yourself out of a sale buckaroo

[@meandmymoterbike12]

This comment is criminally underrated

[@justayoungstudent]

Yea right. You’ll buy it for 1/5 of what’s it worth. I’ve seen your show 😂😂😂😂

[@GTAJeff]

Dammit it always gets me when I hear the word buckaroo hahaha

[@bacteriagaming7283]

I was expecting teeth poweder.

[@EllawoodBlues]

"Thompson's teeth - the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!"

[@ToyInsanity]

Little ditty about Mike and Diane. Two 29 year old teens and an internet scam.

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

Lol nice

[@Nickman826]

Oh yeah life goes on Long after the plane from Malaysia is gone

[@Samurai_Stoner]

You have won the comment section

[@TayRenee2K]

Way better than what I did😂😂😂

[@bellakrueger8040]

hahahah this is gold

[@Dunkelwald_]

wait. "diane" wanted to show the conceiving of a child but then wants to use condoms? i got it that it was about safe sex but then her comment in this online board wouldn't make much sense

[@elissalesse8320]

it was still procreative sex. which is what leads to conceiving a child. it’s a demonstration.

[@Gumfondle]

I’m just imagining what it would look like if this happened today... just a chat log full of PogChamps and OmegaLULs as a woman is getting nailed

[@Marshuma]

NOT EVEN 3 MINUTES LULW

[@percyt3859]

@@Marshuma Didnt even say thank you WeirdChamp

[@aashin1]

Nah more like EZ Clap

[@aashin1]

@@DudeMcGuybro sadist

[@TheKazuma410P]

😂 Laughing my sides off.

[@bigbadseed7665]

"I remember my first time. I'd been flirting on and off with this girl for years, and then I woke up." I accidentally paused the video there and then realized how funny it was.

[@jacobbateson8215]

"It's not made out of teeth it's good for them" Idk this channels content makes me feel that a product made of teeth would be an inevitable occurrence

[@bigblue344]

That reminds me of that futurama joke of teeth cereal. Still makes me shiver.

[@matheustoremember]

The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

[@indigowendigo8165]

Makes me think of a bone necklace or bracelet, like some tribal gear. :p

[@thatunconsciousguy9306]

The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.....

[@janoycresva1930]

@@bigblue344 cereal for strong teeth tho

[@jeffphillips1832]

"Here lies Beavis. He never scored."

[@madc2004]

Justin Whang: The man who deletes his search history daily

[@spooky4460]

the madc2004 hourly

[@bw1170]

Why? Why would he be afraid of someone seeing his search history when he literally makes videos about what he searches? shit joke t. the joke authority

[@laserbeamlightning]

@@spooky4460 biminutely

[@labonihira]

The most unashamed person with such a search history

[@ultra-papasmurf]

*FOOLISH MORTAL,* *HE HARNESSES THE IMMORTAL POWER OF I N C O G N I T O M O D E*

[@vi0let831]

Lmao, folks were just mad because they couldn’t see teenagers having sex.

[@artalcoolique3341]

Fr weirdos

[@loki-kp7or]

yooo akechi pfp

[@vi0let831]

@@loki-kp7or Yea boiiiiiii

[@vi0let831]

@@artalcoolique3341 Honestly tho

[@retrocysper3709]

@@artalcoolique3341 Now PH and XHamster is the option for them to see similar stuffs.

[@amandaschroeder9659]

Good ol Ken “Just the” Tipton strikes again

[@lostmuffin.imhiding6361]

Is his daughter london.

[@lostmuffin.imhiding6361]

Or is Disney off that wagon 2

[@mc6475]

Ur a joker

[@janelle009]

🤣🤣🤣

[@timothytitan952]

* that gif of Leonardo DiCaprio slow clapping. Well played.

[@MattNeufy]

22:48 that’s 2014. You freaked me out for a second and I thought I should’ve started my midlife crisis by now! Thankfully that’s a few years off yet!

[@jpgames2366]

he was clearly thinking about lost instead of the actual crash.

[@MattNeufy]

@@jpgames2366 actually I think you just solved it....congrats, now to find the mystery island...

[@stickman3214]

It's been revealed as a hoax and I'm only 8 minutes 30 seconds in. What the hell lays ahead of me?

[@rodneyruspin7044]

Stickman I get that. I’m 5 minutes in and now wondering if I should even finish it.

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

It's incredible just how deep the rabbit hole goes. What a twist.

[@themoviedealers]

Several additional fun twists and turns, and a final conspiracy theory cherry on the sundae.

[@caitealyssa]

If you chose “A conspiracy film on the missing Malaysia flight”- you’d somehow be correct.

[@cherrybansx7398]

@@caitealyssa i didnt expect that

[@TheGameingDomo]

You got me really confused when you said flight 370 went down in 2004. I was like wow I remember that really well for only being 3.

[@meilinrivera1]

2014 actually

[@ravenlord4]

Ah yes: when the internet was young, pure, and innocent, and "Nigerian Princes" raked in 5 and 6 figure incomes. P.T. Barnum would be blushing in envy if he could see what he missed by 100 years.

[@TheTrainFan9]

I remember hearing stories of people on places like Limewire who claimed to have footage of Owen Hart falling to his death, and you waited forever for it to download and then once it was finally complete, it was a grainy clip of some guy dropping an Owen Hart action figure. Wild times, man.

[@TheTrainFan9]

@L Franco Well good luck with finding it, because I have no idea if it even exists anymore. I'm sure it's out there somewhere but I don't know because it was so long ago. Sorry.

[@wfjhDUI]

CNBC says the Nigerian 419 boys raked in $700,000 in 2018.

[@poopcatapult2623]

TheQueenFan9 I've got that video on a old hdd somewhere, but I got it off emule back then.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@TheTrainFan9 Oh man, that's great, that's just like the kind of avant garde shitposting you'd see these days.

[@zarrg5611]

Would the BBC special "Ghostwatch" a supernatural mockumentary that caused mass hysteria and outrage due to people believing it to be real (rather like Orson Wells's War of the Worlds) be a good topic of discussion for this channel? It is a bit tame in relation to most of Whang's content but there is a lot of hilarious 'think of the children' rhetoric surrounding it.

[@auqustfire]

I watched another KZbinr discuss it and it was crazy lol. Sad that one kid died, tho.

[@erased2673]

There’s a video by a KZbinr named ‘inside a mind’ if anyone want’s to learn about it

[@ya9ya10]

two things: 1) Orson never intended on deceiving people with the war of the worlds broadcast, as there was a disclaimer before the broadcast explaining that it was fiction, and 2) relatively few people were legitimately frightened by the broadcast, and almost no one was trying to defend themselves against an alien invasion, the idea that people were panicing en masse was a hoax spread by newspapers after the broadcast. Kenneth wasn't Homaging Welles, he was straight up lying to the public to create controversy

[@mikeo857]

Whang I still remember our first time...the video of you giving a review of a Burger King Whopperito is a night of passion I'll never forget lol.

[@CynthiaBonacossa]

Just realized my man has a camera equipment aimed at his bed.

[@Ivan-uq8cc]

Does Wang is Cam boi

[@PALACIO254]

Looks comfy

[@elijahblechman8633]

He needs to record his sleep paralysis demon's inappropriate behavior for human resources reasons

[@RaeNapier64]

KZbin ad Rev is sketchy at best, he’s just covering all his bases

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

Ayo wait

[@tbirddddd]

Expectation: War of the Worlds Reality: Plan 9 From Outer Space

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

Me: Can I have a martian Tripod? Whan: No, but we have zombie Wrestler and Vampire girls! Me: OK... :|

[@tbirddddd]

@Greg Bailey Oh I agree, but it was a huge flop at the time. I made the joke since the creator of this web stunt compared himself to Orson Welles, but his project was a big disaster.

[@elijahblechman8633]

@Greg Bailey which war of the worlds?

[@thecatnat3574]

Bwahahaha, nothing like 35 year old professional actors playing as 18 year old virgins.

[@JustinWhangYt]

I remember getting to high school and wondering why none of us looked 35

[@imhungry9110]

Isn't that just every teen show right now? Oh wait, they're not virgins...

[@thecatnat3574]

I'm Hungry lol, true

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

[Insert Scary Movie reference there]

[@CaveyMoth]

Basically....porn.

[@dsnodgrass4843]

The fist two paragraphs of IEG's "statement" is the very definition of 'overselling' an argument. It's practically copypasta-worthy.

[@josuegomez3024]

Only real ones remember when this was called “the world’s first online hoax”

[@thefaceoffuzz]

Why did he change it?

[@Feteronii]

@@thefaceoffuzz i mean it definitely was not even close to the first hoax. hoaxes literally go all the way back to the start of the written word

[@MASQUALER0]

@@Feteroniiikr, even the guy behind this was talking about orson wells war of the worlds

[@BAO-ve9pd]

True real ones remember that it was actually called "The first *online* hoax"

[@josuegomez3024]

Light Yagami I’m now a true true official verified real one😌😌

[@lionheart6176]

the internet historian family internet historian: the dad who knows alot more than he lets on...estranged from his children but nice when he comes over for christmas Fredrick Knudsen: the prodigy child who'll end up in college an intellectual of the very name. however has the mind of a strategist and will probably rule the world. Whang: not the deadbeat but the rebellious child who did get into music but much like his brother also follows the path of the internet historian. Emplemon: the middle child, the inconspicuous one that no one ever pays attention to but is dangerous when angered

[@youthoughtaboutit6946]

Don’t forget wavy and thegamerfrommars

[@nebulamachine]

Who is the mom?

[@lionheart6176]

@@nebulamachine you decide

[@pinkanimositygaming]

WavyWebSurf is the southern cousin who’s just chilling.

[@Ultimotomasino]

Absolute cringe at the way you read “U want 2 get bz” Sent me back to early 2000s text lingo nightmares

[@CooKiesHouseCannabisCo]

hy bb u txtin nethng 2 nite?

[@piyo744]

thnkng abt u ;-)

[@TWBIAP]

my plc 2nite?

[@jimblejambles7103]

haayyyy bab, r u up 4 sum d to nite ? ;)

[@SlippySnakes]

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

[@syzzle342]

Whang should release a playlist of the OSTs he uses on his videos, they're so fucking good and I don't recognize most of them.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I recognized tracks from Earthboumd, Leisure Suit Larry, Chrono Trigger, and Trauma Center in this video.

[@brpadington]

He seems to love using the earthbound and final fantasy 7 soundtracks.

[@sarahjoenpell]

Excellent use of the “Leisure Suit Larry” theme

[@somebonehead]

Do you know the song at 4:35?

[@seriousbismuth2173]

@@somebonehead it's from _"Earthbound"_ the SNES RPG

[@shirleyrougely427]

@@somebonehead I've been wondering the same too, ever since I heard it on Whang's Japanese Visual Kei Fan Sites video.

[@shirleyrougely427]

@@seriousbismuth2173 Thanks for narrowing it down and it's called Apple Kid's Theme. Much Appreciated!

[@shirleyrougely427]

@@somebonehead It's called Apple Kid's Theme from Earthbound.

[@JacobHillSBD]

Wait, he called himself OSCAR WELLES? Subtle.

[@fahsky]

Keep hustling Whang, I don't know how these sponsors find you, but it gives me hope that we're all weird internet obsessed hobgoblins

[@JustinWhangYt]

One of my upcoming sponsors sent me something with Steve Aoki on it. They definitely did that by design.

[@xtwo-steppx5206]

@@JustinWhangYt bro really? That's absolutely worth it's weight in gold haha

[@scorpionaddiction2801]

Whang! // I can't give you the moneys because the coupon code is broken. AGH!

[@artymoose4207]

@@scorpionaddiction2801 Hmmmmmm. Honey anyone? 👌

[@Konstantinsen]

Whang wasn't kidding when he said that this led him down a rabbit hole with the 'teens' as the tip of the iceberg. How this ended up with MH370 baffles me. Great video!

[@seanthegarbagecat1928]

"It's not made out of teeth, it's for your teeth." Aw shucks, I was really hoping for some of that toothpaste made out of teeth

[@StudioMudprints]

The ultimate in metapersonal care.

[@michaelcarlton1484]

Gotta replace the enamel somehow.

[@j-r-hill]

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

[@nomduclavier]

Trolling people who desperately want to see other people have sex is kind of amazing

[@sptony2718]

I can remember having watched an online stream in '98. It was NOT beautiful... Any cave painting had better FPS and screen resolution...

[@jsc315]

Same here! This was likely my introduction to the weird side of the internet

[@blidrob]

Thank God for the wildcherries thumbnail gallery.

[@怠惰な耳の長いフクロウ]

God yeah. 6 insanly slow moving pixels and blurred as hell, I still wonder how I managed not to get a seizure. Or a stroke. But it was better than the green screen on my C64 - this thing was really bad!

[@sptony2718]

@@怠惰な耳の長いフクロウ Reminds me of that time my brother got a C64, along with the appropiate and obligatory collection of pirated games and incomplete disk sets. One actually contained a porn game, iirc it was "Sexyland", a program where you could browse between several sexual animations. And it was just as bad as you would imagine.

[@magmavision2000]

@@sptony2718 I must find this.

[@JoannaJedrzejczyksForehead]

Lil’ story, ‘bout Mike an’ Diane. Two book nerds, Who wanna can the Spam. Oh yeah! The camera goes on. And the Internet’ll save this, Long after we’re gone.

[@Anonymous_Eyeballs]

Most underrated comment so far

[@theactualTVB]

These so-called 18 year olds remind me of Steve Buscemi from an episode of 30 Rock

[@ThePablosin1]

How do you do fellow kids

[@zephyrian1006]

@@ThePablosin1 *w h a t i s c r a c k i n ?*

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

Spot on.

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

So this is from this show that Steve Buscemi meme is coming from!

[@theactualTVB]

@@alexandreturcotte6411 yes

[@stepheniecourter777]

Whang!! Dude...whew. My firstborn just introduced me to your band, Jynx, today and then told me about this channel. New subbie 💙 but let me tell you...I paused this video 23 minutes in when you mentioned Malaysia flight 370 and here's why: I'm not a big fan of television, but the t.v. series, "Manifest", that came out years ago, immediately sparked my interest because the disappearance of Malaysia flight 370 is something that has always stayed in the forefront of my mind - and of course, that series I'm certain, is inspired by it. So when it crossed my path on Netflix earlier today, I decided to watch it. My mind has been tickled with the fact that pretty much every thought I had surrounding that mystery has been played out so far, in this t.v. series (only 3 episodes in), but then, a couple hours after pausing it and going on about my day - I received several messages from Devin (my first born) who shared some of your music videos with Jynx (because we are planning on coming to see Attila in October & he said y'all are performing too), and as I am checking out your music, he tells me to look you up on KZbin (keep in mind, I haven't mentioned or searched anything in regards to the series "Manifest" nor Malaysia flight 370 in quite a long time). So I did, and on my 4th video in on your channel (this one)...about a random incident that happened decades ago that had nothing to do with the disappearance of that flight, you mention it 😱😱😱 I don't believe in coincidences...irony, sure. So now I need to figure out what it means, lol. Until then, I'll be looking forward to seeing y'all live 💜

[@Sp0on777]

Never ignore synchronicity ♡

[@stepheniecourter777]

@@Sp0on777 Yes!! I learned to pay close attention to synchronicity at a very young age and it has served me well 💖

[@mattismatt1502]

I always love it when you think it’s about to end and then it goes deeper and deeper.

[@DocBree13]

That’s what she said

[@Rise65487]

Phrasing

[@francesbell9465]

'those 18 year olds are the most 18 year old any 18 year olds have been' my favourite line this week at least 😂😂

[@archer1949]

“18 year olds” I spit my beer out at that one.

[@jacobstallard2678]

Why would you do that to the beer. What did he ever do to you

[@baristekin6154]

Efele efele

[@baristekin6154]

Racist

[@mud4309]

Shoulda spit it out anyway just had a bottle of India Pale Ale and it tastes like what I imagine stirring a pot of hotdog water with a 70 year old feather duster would

[@hardcorerdeth2441]

@@mud4309 not all beers taste the same

[@undercooked_spaghettios]

22:45 You accidentally said 2004 instead of 2014, just thought I'd point that out

[@ineedmoney121]

4:15 why was daddy looking up virgins having sex on the internet and why would he be watching it with his 10 year old son? never mind explaining that to his son he should be explaining that to a judge...

[@typo691]

Very funny comment

[@cainnewell5205]

Funny comment, hold up, gimme a minute to laugh.

[@heathereibach5546]

Good one

[@troloquimicoxd69]

Hilarious and original

[@tobiasbanks3743]

"Ah yes, sex. The bane of conservatives and the delight of liberals"

[@DevilDo99Gaming]

Them damn 35 year old "18 year olds" gotta love em!!

[@blidrob]

CW is loaded with 'em!

[@somedude653]

Play Darkwood

[@neriepalomera177]

@@blidrob omg good one and CW is trash lol

[@Dartanyoogles]

I've got an investigation idea for you man. So, I'm currently watching Castlevania season 3 on Netflix, and just out of curiosity I began to search for interesting facts about Castlevania 3, which of course, is the game that the series is mostly based on. The first thing I came across was a picture of the NES boxart, which had a sticker in the left center of the box stating that there was a contest to win a trip to Dracula's hometown! I was never aware of this contest, and as far as I know nobody won, and there is very little information about the situation in general. What the hell happened?!

[@leavemealonethx]

They literally look like they've both had kids by separate companions

[@all_g_oo_d_things]

Justin, thanks for free content and editing effort you put in. Your choice in themes throughout all your vids not only make me feel old, but fit perfectly into the subject matter. Be safe my dude.

[@MissingaDIMM]

All I could think about while watching this was Jack and Diane, two American kids doing the best they can.

[@dvt1393]

Oh yeah, well life goes on...

[@theSemiChrist]

Glad I wasn't the only one...

[@nuttynoah5342]

@@feelfreetoscreenshot1733 i dont care

[@jnscrews]

Walter is one of the ppl that pull their pants all the way down to their ankles at the urinal

[@rockinbobokkin7831]

Long after the thrill, of living is gone... Kill me please.

[@michaelmartin9022]

There was something similar to this called 8th March 2003. Some guy said he found a broken (film) camera in the mountains, and was able to develop the pictures. He was going to reveal them on 8th March 2003, but before then posted updates about his computer being hacked, men in black following him etc. The pictures were half-decent (for the time) photoshops of ramps to launch ships from built in a mountain range, in anticipation of future rising sea levels. It turned out to be a promotion for a novel, in the end.

[@DrAiPatch]

18? That chick looks 35 in those pictures.......maybe I've just been jaded by the Internet but man did people really think she was 18?

[@brendan5260]

as someone who was around back then, no. no we didn’t.

[@jack1701e]

Well this all escalated quickly... from a couple teens losing their v cards online to MH370 drama, fucking hell!

[@travisburkley23]

Only youtuber that I quit whatever I'm watching to see.

[@IntheBay85]

Lmao I just ghosted movie review videos for this. Whang comes first!

[@larsonracies8636]

Hell yeah 🤙

[@clover_000]

Same!

[@slugworth3111]

Yup. It's always so well researched and engaging.

[@TheM00tard]

Samesies, though was just watching a compilation of game grumps I've seen before so no big deal

[@mr.pavone9719]

In addition, the supposed public reaction to Orson Wells's War of the Worlds broadcast was created by William Randolph Hearst in an effort to convince the public that radio couldn't be trusted as a news source and was only capable of producing trashy entertainment. Hearst was a newspaper man, one of the biggest in his day. Wells later on made Citizen Kane and based Kane on Hearst. Now THAT would be a fun history lesson for Whang to teach.

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

Ah yes 1998, a different time, a dumber time. A time when this was still "clever" and "shocking". 22 years later internet porn is everywhere and free. But looking back at a time when "reality" tv was huge and things like alien autopsy were still "believable" as apposed to super fake and obvious.

[@Hellbilly615]

You type like John McAfee

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

@@Hellbilly615 Wouldn't know never seen any of his writing.

[@brettcooper3893]

Robert Wise directed The Day The Earth Stood Still and Star Trek: The Motion Picture. And you're right that he was on to something. Blair Witch did similar things with the Internet. The plane disappeared in 2014, btw.

[@jacobssheep912]

Dude, putting in the Leisure Suit Larry theme-- You absolute genius madman.

[@GabrielLupertazzi]

Ahhh yes 90’s teens that look 40..

[@WrestlingWithGaming]

18:13 this guy realized the importance of a big viral internet hit before a lot of people did. This whole story is kinda bonkers. Great video, man.

[@cantbehelped]

I thought the hoax was gonna be "Kenneth Tipton" being a pseudonym for a huge Judas Priest fan.

[@PaulMeranda]

"how do i *reach* deez *keeedz?!"*

[@swswangel]

Sexz

[@brendan5260]

i seriously hate that notion. the people behind this are actual idiots. “yeah let’s make teens like us by treating them like mindless borg drones who need to be lead around by the nose cause after all if you’re under 18 you just don’t have an inner monologue” it’s so dumb.

[@charlesdilks3267]

Imma be honest man, I’ve been watching for awhile and your monotone deep dives into internet absurdity hits way harder with FF7 and S3&K music in the background A e s t h e t i c

[@yeetusvanitas9800]

“Stop listening to your minister” Oh ya, that’s gonna go over well.

[@scarlet8078]

Yes the whole thing makes no sense. He was supposedly against the "Religious Right" for prosecuting him for selling smut years before, yet he was trying to hoax people into buying a virginity event & making it an abstinence lesson - isn't that something the "Religious Right" would LIKE? Idk it doesn't seem like a way to promote a movie, either

[@thishonestgrifter]

@@scarlet8078 The guy was not as smart as he thought.

[@AZodiacCancer]

I remember the news of that plane, reminded me of the show Lost.

[@ShotgunLlama]

I think you meant Malaysian Airlines 370 went missing in 2014, not 2004, unless there was an on screen note I missed

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

I thought 2004 seemed way off for that. It confused the hell out of me lol

[@Tinlion09]

I have watched this twice and I'm still not entirely clear as to what happened. 25:00 "What is real?" Yep, definitely something you would say to somebody who is in a hallucinogenic panic. I believe this happened.

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

The Monika Lewinsky thing was huge. I remember seeing all kinds of slick willy merch. People were selling Slick Willy bumper stickers, coffee cups, fake money, shirts, wanted posters, and tons of other stuff. Strange times.

[@coyoteartist]

i do recall seeing some of that kinda stuff mentioned on the news. I think the only piece I actually saw was the bumper sticker.

[@Edoorardo]

Dude, wtf is your profile

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

@@Edoorardo ex vice president Joe Biden with a ww2 dictator's mustache.

[@monicasmith6774]

I was teased constantly 😄

[@TecDax]

Hey, I don't know if you're open for suggestions or something like that, but have you thought about covering the search for Q Lazzarus? She sang the infamous "Goodbye Horses" song, best known for its use in SIlence of the Lambs. Apparently there were no traces of her past the early 90s and many people tried to find her or at least find out what happened to her. She was found in 2018, living a pretty normal life, so the case is closed. I still think it's a very interesting story, not unlike the search for many other people or media online. If you're not interested, that's cool. Really enjoy your content.

[@thedude5295]

I was their age when this website was a thing. I still look younger than they did.

[@obsoletepixels]

This entire story feels like "But wait- That's not all."

[@SuperMCModder]

Bruh why Diane look like the mom from Malcolm in the middle

[@andrewbeez8119]

“How did you feel today getting your results?” AAaaaa

[@cgnfake6721]

15:14 I love how every time you mention court or something related to law, you play the chrono trigger court theme

[@smithmcsmithy2645]

7:25 Leisure Suit Larry, fitting musical touch.

[@goopah]

I just subscribed to this channel a couple of weeks ago. Videos like this one remind me of why I did. Genuinely fascinating and well-put-together. By 1998, I had been on the internet for two years, yet I knew nothing about this. I do feel bad that the young lady died with this being the thing she is primarily remembered for. And Robert Wise, one of Hollywood's most-respected directors, advising Tipton? Mind-blowing. Then you go and throw the Malaysian Flight 370 scam on top of everything else, and I was sitting here with my jaw hanging open by the end. These people...I mean just the fact that Tipton's wife managed to become president of Standards and Practices of Fox TV...On the other hand, Fox TV, so that should have warned me of what was coming I guess. But wasn't Fox TV a bit more respectable back then? Anyway, well done, sir. Nicely researched and presented.

[@cartoonosaurus]

I can tell you right now, if they had gone through with that final livestream, people would have been PISSED. Imagine blueballing millions of people like that.

[@kothrising4762]

"...and it's safe to swallow" - Whang, March 26th 2020

[@oneofthepeoplehere]

Nice, always like hearing that SNES Shadowrun music. My favorite game back in the day. And I JUST learned there is an accessible dev room.

[@WhaleManMan]

Got a big feeling they werent stopped by any US agents and that they just ran off with the Kickstarter money.

[@Lrix]

Hey Justin I've been binging all of your videos lately. Love em! At 22:48 tho you said the incident happened in 2004. It actually happened in 2014. I don't think you can change it now, and I'm not sure if annotations are still a thing on KZbin. But I just wanted to point it out! Great video nonetheless!

[@Redem10]

When is Tales from the internet getting sponsored by Thompson's Teeth?

[@Yung_ammo]

Whang get on this! I would love to be able to chew other teeth.

[@dvt1393]

The only teeth strong enough to chew other teeth.

[@smik5304]

Quality reference

[@stephyalysse]

I'm new to your vids, and have definitely been binging on them the last couple days. Just wanted to say I'm really enjoying them AND the FFVII music doesn't go without appreciation here. Makes me love it all the more lol.

[@Veotafirie]

Oh boy, this could have only gone well for them

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

Imagine being some basically unknown actors and remembered only as the actors from the hoax that literally pissed everyone off. The actress that died will have that attached to her forever. Ouch.

[@iIliterati]

The quotation marks around those specific words are actually correct. As parenthesis can also denote statements made in irony.

[@UltravioletNomad]

If I die in the next couple of months I want "He never scored" to be on my tombstone

[@maryfreegirl2029]

wait, what's the music in the background at the beginning? it's so familiar OH YES IT'S TRAUMA CENTER FOR THE NINTENDO DS OMG YOU'RE A MAN OF CULTURE

[@strange4414]

Last time I was this early, people said “bless you” when you sneezed instead of fleeing

[@anameofsomesort959]

"This movie was not made." No shit I would've seen it on the Criterion Collection by now!

[@sugaplum2396]

Is there a woman under 45 called Diane? That should have been the first clue !

[@JaredConnell]

Well this was 22 years ago but I was thinking the same thing lmao

[@Quadrenaro]

I know a Diane who's 25.

[@UwU-fm1lf]

@aimee glatt And Karen lmao

[@ladyi7609]

Yo, I'm a Diane who is well under 45 years old. And I still look younger than this woman.

[@neriepalomera177]

Being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of, if anything it's good. Also they really thought people would think they are 18? lol

[@Laubauskas]

Keep telling yourself that, Virgin. Have sex incel.

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

Agreed. You don't need to wait until actual marriage imo, but you should wait until you meet someone that you genuinely care about and who cares about you.

[@gameslayer404]

Sex is the only thing that matters after eating

[@Snakedude4life]

When did the Internet become about lying to people? Answer: *_August 6, 1991_* 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@declan1201]

sorry i accidentally disliked so im liking

[@yeetyeetpotatomeat1390]

🥾 🐍 do it.

[@thatguygeo692]

@@yeetyeetpotatomeat1390 🥾 I did it

[@NewKillerStar]

Futurama joke

[@Elgreasyburrito650]

Snakedude4life holy shit that’s my birthday...

[@advancedraymondology2914]

The most amazing part is that reporters actually showed up for the press conference. I actually was around back then, don't remember this, but I'm amazed to remember how really really shitty websites were back then. Good lord. The whole thing looked like it was written on an AOL profile.

[@zombiestressin5242]

Wang: it’s safe to swallow Me: well if u must

[@cloudyswildride]

I zoned out for awhile and it went from Our First Time to something about Malaysian plane disappearance.

[@ZSquaredPlusC]

12:57 "Parma said with feeling." Did- did Shakespeare hemmingway write this???

[@Sianostrakarenrenren]

"Breaking of tabboo shaking the pillars of society" Amateur porn exists.

[@SpiritzPlanet]

Did anyone else get depressed after hearing that the actress (Parma) died in an accident? I can't stop thinking about it. That person is gone now. Forever. Crap.