The witcher 3 Main quest : be the best gwent card player Secondary quest : finding ciri
@PatoliciousDelicioso3 жыл бұрын
Can relate lmfao
@DM-qd7gw2 жыл бұрын
100%
@andreivasileiorga2872 жыл бұрын
Who's Ciri? I need more qwent tournaments to sign up for.
@kohank5938 Жыл бұрын
@@andreivasileiorga287 You missed the chance to ask: Does she play Gwent?
@andreivasileiorga287 Жыл бұрын
@@kohank5938 She's playing? Where is she?
@bubblegumgo Жыл бұрын
opponent: *passes* Geralt: let me just use my 7000 gwent cards to guarantee the win.
@lucasliewendahl5963 Жыл бұрын
Geralt: i see you passed. Now let me assert my dominance by making you lose as hard as possible
@christianmcbrearty Жыл бұрын
Honestly how I play Gwent 🤣
@patrikmatousek54504 ай бұрын
Each and every time 😂
@popularsensai4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the opponent had a scorch on him.
@mr.stealyourgirl11043 жыл бұрын
Bruh, this would be the moment to throw the PC at the wall
@juliusdoidao63113 жыл бұрын
Should burn only one card the one that costs 8
@CY3ER2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah because he would only have a score of 4000 instead of 6000
@AmbitionIsaMust115 Жыл бұрын
He has to pass way before the end of geralts turn cause he has 200 more cardsthan him lol so scorch wouldve only hit his own cards for the most part
@luisangel4448 ай бұрын
@@CY3ER And fuck up his record attempt
@ThePastaBolognese Жыл бұрын
Imagine you enter a gwent tournament, you're but a humble merchant that has found a passion in the card game, you've collected a lot of unique cards and you feel you have quite a strong deck, you arrive at the Passiflora and everyone looks like they saw a wraith whisper their names, you wonder what could've happened, until you see it... At one of the tables, your friend Hubert is having a mental breakdown as Geralt of Rivia, a well-known witcher and as it seems, another Gwent enthusiast, keeps drawing cards from a 2-feet tall stack of Gwent cards.
@vladmazur294617 күн бұрын
😂😂
@eliasengstrom83634 жыл бұрын
After that one muster card I burst out laughing
@Lucas_Williamson_Drums3 жыл бұрын
Yep... I was wailing!!
@noharmnofowl2 жыл бұрын
I was like “what’s the point of Gaunter O’Dimm being there?…..oh”
@ZeekoRamen4 жыл бұрын
1:45 not what I was expecting 😂
@ardjiyeremia349 ай бұрын
How did he do that?
@jimbsa7 ай бұрын
@@ardjiyeremia34 more cards or something through console commands
@wildhunt63507 ай бұрын
Normal to me.
@goldj64715 ай бұрын
@@jimbsaor... New game+
@Saito_725 ай бұрын
@@goldj6471 No
@juleswoodbury582 жыл бұрын
"I play the spy and draw two more spies..." "I fail to see how this is advantageous to y..." "I play the spy and draw two more spies..." "Wait.." "I play the spy and draw to more spies" "Wait!" "I play the spy and draw one spy and a strong bond trebuchet" " *WAIT!* " "I play the spy and draw one spy and a strong bond trebuchet"
@taichitao853 жыл бұрын
Main quest: Gwent Tournament Secondary: Gwent Top Players Treasure: Gwent Cards Completed: Gwent King Failed: Ciri
@andreivasileiorga287 Жыл бұрын
Poor Ciri. I forgot about her because of Gwent Poor Shawn from falout 4. I totaly forgot about him because Preston and his settlements.
@Piggyslayer-uz9yb Жыл бұрын
It was told after the tournament that every official Gwent tournament would have three new rules in place. The first was that any Gwent player could only use 35 cards in their deck, the second rule stated that you could only have three of the same cards. And the last rule was especially cruel to my friend Geralt, he was forever banned to play Gwent in a tournament setting. To this day I don't think he ever recovered from it. When I ask him of the rule, Geralt just looks at me and asks, "Wanna play Gwent?"
@rhotgarr6252 жыл бұрын
When he ran out of Thalers it was almost a relief 🤣🤣
@trollingdaniyal79932 жыл бұрын
The npc be like: dude I passed like 15 mins ago you can stop putting cards! Geralt: *puting of cards intensify*
@dutchchiefofministry19833 жыл бұрын
Dijkstra betraying roach Thaler: I am sorry master Dijkstra but *50 Thalers apear from the shadows* You are in no position to demand anything.
@foxmccloudizsexy3 жыл бұрын
*roche
@ThePastaBolognese Жыл бұрын
How could Dijkstra betray the horse
@hansenmfs Жыл бұрын
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@ChadVulpes Жыл бұрын
“How the War Against Nilfgaard Should Have Gone According to Thaler, Vol. 1”
@alexandrefigs3 жыл бұрын
Look at that THICC graveyard pile at the end
@stvladimirrr87456 ай бұрын
Returned to the White Garden after two newgames+ To the dude who teaches the basics
@alessius424 жыл бұрын
2:26 So Triss was once useful, Now it's only 7🤣
@necromorphxbrute4 жыл бұрын
oh yes I remember those days no idea it was changed, it made sense that she burned opposing cards
@yoursexualizedgrandparents69294 жыл бұрын
Don't know why they changed it, she's actually more useless than the dragon guy card if she has the ability to burn cards. You can't replay her since she's a hero card too, so now she's actually just one of the most useless cards.
@akmhd4 жыл бұрын
@@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 so sad considering she has a really cool card design.
@May-gr8bp3 жыл бұрын
@@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 agreed, she's a pretty bad gwent card
@Skalazan2 жыл бұрын
Yen designed gwynt confirmed?
@FrozenShadow0072 жыл бұрын
I was kinda happy to see him run out of spies at 10 cards left.
@Sercil00 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, your opponent has fallen asleep as you keep handing him entire stacks of Thalers and keep drawing new ones.
@blee8183 жыл бұрын
I always wondered what the Tretogor maneuver looked like
@Datboy19914 жыл бұрын
2/10 not enough Thaler
@omaralbalushi5559 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@speaklow1564 Жыл бұрын
woman: nah bro you win I gotta go wor….. Geralt: YOU SIT TIGHT RIGHT HERE, ITS STILL MY TURN
@6ewehbluka6ah982 жыл бұрын
The trebuchet be like: 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝
@shbe1234 жыл бұрын
1:44
@alessius424 жыл бұрын
Satisfaction 😄
@Nolamer4543 жыл бұрын
@@alessius42 true
@ATauheed3 жыл бұрын
just wished the opponent used Torrential Rain and Impenetrable Fog just to see the player's long pause in the video lmao
@savannahwise70582 жыл бұрын
That was when I realized this dude had more than just two extra thalers haha
@bluesp62672 жыл бұрын
The AI probably watching you demolish them like: 👁️👄👁️
@Quandary1002 жыл бұрын
She definitely was the toughest opponent in the tournament, but this way, she would have been the typical sad merchant born just to give you a card.
@satyris4102 жыл бұрын
At least she didn't try and hit you after losing. I totally thought the elf was the guilty one. He had a quiver on his back, there was an arrow used to give the money to an accomplice, but that is just good writing I guess!
@posmotri7722 Жыл бұрын
@@satyris410 geralt remarks on the halflings weird scent in the very beginning and later smells a weird scent too when you're investigating the crime scene i think
@nobuffer1013 жыл бұрын
*”I play Pot of Thaler!”* -this mad lad
@CallMeYato2 жыл бұрын
Pot of greed moment
@pyrogreg82 жыл бұрын
What does it do?
@Maurcie2 жыл бұрын
@@pyrogreg8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/d4bRgYFpbZqqgqs
@thanhnguyen-ht2zv2 жыл бұрын
Im surprised the innkeeper didnt call the boys to smack his ass for the amount of spies he had
@candle200510 ай бұрын
1:45 this caught me offguard
@kabut_2 жыл бұрын
In the game reality you oughta count ur score by ur own. So imagine geralt skipping days counting this instead of saving ciri
@thomasalvarez64562 жыл бұрын
If we could play Gwent against Gaunter, this would be his deck.
@Itachi_Uchiha72834 ай бұрын
Not even counting 2,000 hero cards
@lordmemes98083 жыл бұрын
Merchant *plays Gwent This guy: I'm about to destroy this man's whole career
@ziil52694 жыл бұрын
stop it he's already dead!
@viktorsilva4017 Жыл бұрын
Opponent passes *Geralt immediately pulls out 4 decks out of his pocket*
@kritizismmusics9737 Жыл бұрын
1:45 gaunter o dimm would be proud
@victorywringer683 Жыл бұрын
Geralt: I play pot of greed and summon two more cards. Next, I play pot of greed and summon too more cards
@wini1563 ай бұрын
Next I...
@AKX-DTGRSMP2 жыл бұрын
1:45 my hand when I shout "UNO!".
@RithwikVadul6 ай бұрын
Haha
@AshutoshSanghi-gg5yr Жыл бұрын
Finding Ciri? You mean finding the Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon gwent card?
@lennysummers66722 ай бұрын
That player had a killing of Cesar style of downfall to his kingdom
@enderfun28522 жыл бұрын
Oh it's only Gaunter O'D... oh what the fuck
@aenima4892 Жыл бұрын
“Hmm well i hope your luck holds”
@kacperkurzela4715 Жыл бұрын
Opponent: How many Talars do u have? Geralt: Yes.
@didaslavko2929 Жыл бұрын
the npc waiting for this guy to finish
@Under-1minute Жыл бұрын
1:45 it was at this moment the poor farmer knew, he fucked up.
@Kamiliusz478 Жыл бұрын
Opponent : No, you can't just play infinite spies to get more cards Geralt : Hehe Talar go BRRRR
@Aarontheman-5567 Жыл бұрын
Back when the Triss card had a scorch ability and the Vilintrentenmurth card had a group of people on it, also when the Dandelion card looked heroic
@skyrimtroll693 жыл бұрын
My highest score in gwynt without any mod is of 250
@satyris4102 жыл бұрын
single round or total?
@dennispommes1002 жыл бұрын
Mine 195
@6ewehbluka6ah982 жыл бұрын
201
@mateuszmateusz9143 Жыл бұрын
Ist my non modes in 501
@Ferna471 Жыл бұрын
My boy Thaler looking like pot of greed
@fedyosh42212 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the guy who to tally up the points in the tournament for this match
@momom61972 ай бұрын
The world in which Geralt takes the whole deck from his opponents when he wins instead of a single card.
@kh11293 жыл бұрын
Advice on how to play the game? I assumed the smaller the deck the better (24-25 cards in my decks), but apparently bigger is better.
@CS2architecture3 жыл бұрын
Good question. Before I go on, keep in mind that I used console commands here within Witcher 3 to acquire an excessive amount of Thaler & other Spy cards (which proves that you can reach absurdly high points with an excess of Spy cards as long as there isn't a deck limit). For people who are new to Gwent in Witcher 3 (like yourself), I suggest trying to play Gwent as many different players that you can find to obtain as many cards as possible. Here is the complete list of Gwent players: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_players ] This link lists useful unique/missable cards in Witcher 3: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Collect_%27Em_All ]. And to answer your question (& for general advice), I suggest building Northern Realms deck for beginners: There is no deck limit in Witcher 3's Gwent, so having a larger deck helps when practicing the popular/effective Spy deck meta. Following these 3 criteria will help you win pretty easily. 1. Try to play as many Spy cards as possible. 2. Medic cards like "Dun Banner Medic" complements nicely with Spy cards. 3. include 1-2 decoy cards to obtain any Spy cards on your side of the battlefield (especially against Nilfgaardian deck). Link, list of Medic cards: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_medic_cards ] Link, list of Spy cards: [witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Gwent_spy_cards ] (edit: fixed the links)
@cruizlee2142 жыл бұрын
It's more about deck flow. You want to be able to keep cards coming and replay discarded cards.
@kalsder2 жыл бұрын
And i felt good about myself after reaching like 200 points
@ygrette12 Жыл бұрын
No ones talking about he graveyard cards becoming a tower
@snajma1 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear the "Stop, he's already dead" meme, I think of this video 😂
@DragonicGameSlayer-DGS10 ай бұрын
Was this even gwent at this point
@Faseless_Blade7 ай бұрын
I also cheated by getting all the cards through the console several times. Then I simply licked one of the fifty Cerys from the skellige deck, and it pulled out ~150 warriors, each of which strengthened the others. Using the leader's ability returned all cards to the deck. Then another Cerys went into battle. And what's the point? Well, yes, I made 200k points. But with cheats this is not interesting. To achieve at least 500 with a regular deck, that’s interesting
@ajflink3 жыл бұрын
This is why there is a duplicate card limit in Yu-Gi-Oh
@aceospades7 Жыл бұрын
I don't see how this is going to end up a 6000+ pt ga...oh
@mykhailomiroshnikov7 ай бұрын
The opponent will have plenty of shoes when the dust settles, that's for sure.
@omgitsmeee56713 ай бұрын
make sense master mirror mirrored himself
@talespinner45152 жыл бұрын
1:45 "I am about to end this man's whole career."
@pedroalmeida8323 ай бұрын
This game has more spies than cold war
@wildhunt63507 ай бұрын
I once had 32K points when the cards entered the field, my bass blew up.
@issuez-3429 Жыл бұрын
If I lost to that I would demand to be rocked to death at once.
@AltynbekTuraliev Жыл бұрын
Тайлер: что то нас маловато.
@giannilover1111 Жыл бұрын
never delete this video.
@batmanlord54744 жыл бұрын
1:42 wtf?
@lucasliewendahl5963 Жыл бұрын
This is what it looks like when your gwent deck is on steroids
@Dumjen Жыл бұрын
Another way to do it is to play monsters and give yourself shitloads of crab spiders
@Егор-ц9э2х Жыл бұрын
Calm down, he is already dead
@TxQA6 ай бұрын
“I hope your luck holds” no way she said that lmao
@DonkeyFucker30002 жыл бұрын
''well i hope your luck holds''
@HellRiver922 ай бұрын
Kept forgetting about finishing the game because of Gwent
@Henatayr Жыл бұрын
Когда собрал карты со всей мультивселенной
@HyperEditzz1038 ай бұрын
He pullee out his entire collection for this round
@_Yep_Yep_2 жыл бұрын
Well, I hope your luck holds.
@sacredgeometryАй бұрын
I grew up in Gwent ... still have no idea how to play this game.
@haroldberserker3 жыл бұрын
Dude just wanted to go to sleep 😭
@maxbrown1147 ай бұрын
1:43 wtf? How is it possible he has so many cards?
@Eneslim7 ай бұрын
Hack
@dexdzll64273 жыл бұрын
poor innkeep,, th guy just wanted to take a break
@lil_T_V Жыл бұрын
"well I hope your luck holds"
@Itachi_Uchiha72834 ай бұрын
If geralt stole every pile of Gwent cards u just see on random tables I was in velen searching for a place to play Gwent to get my last card I saw 4 hero cards on a random peasants table I’m sitting there like what the fuck I had to work hard for these cards and I could have just robbed some nobody for them
@batuhanklc44092 жыл бұрын
+how many thaler you want? -yes
@mostafaislam70434 жыл бұрын
What was he decoying he didn't even knew 🤣🤣
@Leuname0082 жыл бұрын
The best moment is when he played thaler 😆 Loved it
@1337ns2 жыл бұрын
недавно узнал что помимо гвинта там есть сюжет.....
@KurogamiNoShanks_37683 жыл бұрын
Eat that sasha lmao.... she's one of the toughest opponent in high stakes was playing on hard mode for a challenge
@xillex8196 ай бұрын
Would be rlly impressive if it wouldn’t be modded
@antonisNWC2 жыл бұрын
you should added after at the "i hope your luck holds" the sound bite Really N***?! lol
@PTSMD Жыл бұрын
Me : ah stacking spy’s in the early game pretty standard affair , can’t wait to see how he gets so many points Nick : 1:45 Me : Oh …
@sox7225 Жыл бұрын
Уничтожил! Низвел до атомов!
@LeopaldStraus2 жыл бұрын
Amount of meta in this clip is boosting my testosterone through the ROOF
@gora.92413 жыл бұрын
Yeah, why can't we have some Gwent?
@gtfour14622 жыл бұрын
imagine playing against this guy in actual gwent? I'd just walk out after 5 minutes
@crazymusicgrlcheesecake Жыл бұрын
Gosh. Ikr.
@mingz69694 жыл бұрын
Yo cerys card is more op, try that card I once got about 10000+ (update: i just got 27876 with cerys xD) my PC almost crashed
@adrianantique6604 жыл бұрын
That's great. one question though, can I add specific cards in the running deck(from where I choose the cards to play at that instant) while playing the gwent?
@alessius424 жыл бұрын
No
@1honzajcek2 жыл бұрын
i think he won
@rasztyscompany953 жыл бұрын
Stop it! Stop it! He's already dead!
@rongod71213 ай бұрын
My gwent opponent when i passed be like:
@MrAtlasjc Жыл бұрын
So many cards the game is looking like fruity loops studio