What a DISGRACE

[@danieltigas9771]

The fact that Dunkey uploaded this so fast probably means he had almost this whole video planned in advance regardless of the actual character lmao

[@Zanador]

This is probably legitimately true. He probably recorded and edited the whole thing ahead of time, leaving space for the final fighter's name and their trailer.

[@animationtv426]

vid was definitely pre recorded no matter what the character was

[@Squishito]

This is almost certainly the case, and makes the video 10x funnier.

[@mehdisilini7296]

The real missed potential by Nintendo was to not add Gex just to make dunkey redo his whole video.

[@AtaraxiaMedia]

Sora was leaked a while ago

[@Ludvix]

But Comon, u gotta admit Chris Pratt shaking Sora’s hand is the most iconic gaming moment in the last millennium

[@yelloh6219]

This should be pinned for being nothing but pure facts.

[@0okcin605]

Lovely day

[@deadmeme2853]

But sephiroth nearly killing Chris pratt

[@spheal608]

Comment of the year

[@pelicanchampion8629]

It's iconic, because Chris Pratt is so cool!

[@tituslucretiuscarus659]

"All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot." Poetry.

[@luminosity01]

you're quoting based on an old films and called it a poetry? so progressive lol

[@kinetic_krown]

Rain World reference?

[@feinky8489]

For real tho, that Blade runner's reference got me so hard I can't breathe also wth is going under this commentsation

[@commanderleo]

@@luminosity01 its the "f*cking idiot" part which is hilarious

[@TheHackersboss]

I almost died laughing at that butchered quote

[@j_a_c_k_i_e_]

The way he says “I told you not to put him in” will never cease to make me laugh

[@marcushamner5994]

@OhNo aBee Me too, bro! That had me rolling! “I thought I told you not to put him in!”😂😂😂😂

[@miketheguy2847]

STUPID Nintendo!

[@danielarputharaj9918]

I rewatch this video every now and then and I always rewind that part to hear it again, comedy gold

[@24FramesOfNick]

They should’ve added Adam Sandler from uncut gems with a final smash where he sells you a diamond furby and you go in debt

[@oQuip]

lmao

[@rockyraidy7194]

Or the pizza god from knack 3

[@remytwoshoes1769]

No Adam Sandler from Jack and Jill would be much more fitting

[@spaceygamez]

I still think Knack or Master Chief would've been better

[@Inlineforhalos]

thank you nicole, finally a good opinion.

[@RIPhikennoace]

“All these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot.” Classic movie line. Dunkey is a connoisseur.

[@thefilmfrontier6822]

And I fuckin watched it last week, how epic

[@poposterous236]

"I think this is the start of a dude-bro reationship" - Hungry Bogar, Castle Blanka

[@turinmormegil7715]

The quote was so butchere It got me.a while to get It was Roy Bates

[@GOREMAXXX]

I've seen smash characters you wouldn't believe...

[@johnwise9811]

Dunkey is a replicant confirmed?

[@reala90]

I was really expecting Chris Pratt to be the final Smash fighter. He's so cool.

[@SkyTied]

He is though!

[@northuniverse]

He's so cool

[@Vfox-xn5zx]

he's so cool he's Mario

[@notreallyizaah3025]

but he’s already in the game

[@NPDStudio]

He is so cool, for sure!

[@MADKapo]

"This is where I gained a lot of respect for Nintendo" *Two seconds laters* "This is where I lost all respect for Nintendo"

[@angadgrewal9324]

"for the hundredth time this week"

[@asj3419]

His respect for Nintendo is a square wave.

[@Wanup_Vodka]

or should I say, Scamtendo

[@clitbake]

That's the joke right there, everyone see that he said the thing that was the joke? Because that's the thing that he said, the joke.

[@Carsa-is6vb]

Isn't that how every single gamer views Nintendo? One day they release Breath of the Wild: "what a masterpiece, Nintendo, truly, an incredible display of a top notch gaming experience." 2 days later they are probably announcing a remake of a 30yo 2D videogame with worse quality than a fan made one for 70$/€.

[@masterxl97]

He didn’t even point out the fact that Sakurai blinked Morse code last time which clearly indicated the final character would be 50 Cent from 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

[@JonathanSicoli]

"Yo fiddy, hit that fuckin' Final Smash!" "Aww shit, I don't think this stage is OSHA approved..."

[@autocorrect2313]

@@JonathanSicoli We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

[@chopsticks2618]

@@autocorrect2313 funny.

[@TheWitsaw]

I personally have NEVER played a video game besides Tetris, so the fact that the last character wasn't an L block is a SLAP IN THE FACE to ALL OF YOUR FANS.

[@SamtasticOnline]

I would even have accepted the square block.

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

@@SamtasticOnline raise your standards

[@Mexican4life14]

Honestly my favorite Tetris is the I block but the fact that we didn't even get a single Tetris is a disgrace. How can sakurai call himself a gamer. I'm so disappointed

[@JesseLack]

@@Mexican4life14 excuse me they're called Tetriminos

[@sadpee7710]

FUN FACT: rivals of aether has tetris as a playable character (which is a smash clone on steam)

[@cads4737]

Sora was the worst possible outcome. I had huge money riding on tetris L block for the final character, I'm never going to financially recover from this.

[@NPDStudio]

Pfffft hahaha 😂

[@hiakutzuaki5845]

It was such a safe bet too. No one would be mad about Tetris L block

[@ferociousspark4166]

What are you an animal? That's the worst character in the whole franchise. Worst backstory, too much fanservice, dumb character.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I'm heated that Nintendo didn't have enough diverse fighting styles. Where are the baby soft spot physics?? Where are lawn mowing characters??? And to top it off, they decided not to add the custom character feature where you can arrange every gene and atom of your character... Nintendo has always had good games like Halo, Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory and the famous Five Furbles of Finbo, yet this is their choice. Bad move, very upset

[@Diego-cs2bf]

@@ferociousspark4166 typical orange 2x2 square lover doesn’t respect the lore 🙄🙄🙄

[@B1ryan23]

Not adding Mongo was the greatest betrayal Sakurai committed.

[@chamtheman551]

Hopefully Mongo will get in as a Mii Costume 👊😔

[@alecperdeau650]

Way to disrespect Earthworm Jim 😞

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

Melee Fox should have been the final DLC and no one will ever change my mind.

[@andymcclurg9916]

We all know the real winner of the ballot was Voodoo Vince, nice try Nintendo

[@crimsonitacilunarnebula]

theyre too powerful

[@nobodynone583]

The fact he skipped over Terry and Sephiroth is just icing on the cake lol

[@Elisabeth99]

I forgort that Terry existed

[@avibrar2000]

I'm not fully versed in the lore, is there an inside joke about Terry and Sephiroth?

[@qorso]

@@avibrar2000 i also wish to know

[@practicalpenguin5370]

Who's Terry?

[@Mrdlt_]

Good soup 👌

[@EchoFiend]

The funniest part of this video is that it was probably 80% finished before the Sora reveal and would have went up no matter who was announced. Thank you for uploading this Dunkey.

[@hellatze]

What do u mean ?

[@charliemcintosh2762]

@@hellatze he means that the script was probably made before Sora was announced so all he had to do was add “Sora” to it, it shows how accurate dunkeys portrayal of smash fans reactions to fighter announcements is

[@GodlyRome]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@finalsmash9607]

@@charliemcintosh2762 it’s not a portrayal it’s his real reaction, plus sora was leaked before so he knew.

[@TylerBR97]

@@finalsmash9607 2:02 yeah…. His real reaction…. Right

[@dyll_pyckle]

I like how everyone just kinda unanimously calls Steve “Minecraft Steve”.

[@BoneDaddy69420]

like sans undertale.

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

Well it's not Steve Irwin

[@CoraCreates]

No? I call him Steve Minecraft.

[@dyll_pyckle]

@@joelyesupriya2792 apologies I didn’t consider Steve from Blues Clues the game

[@kretshotslaw]

That's like darude Sandstorm

[@FrogTonic]

I lost all respect for Nintendo when they said, “Everyone is here!” Yet I didn’t see everyone. Disgusting.

[@H3Vtux]

Let's start a petition to get dunkey's tony hawk underground character in the next smash.

[@xvyz..]

Yes, as well as big wheel

[@FrensKafka]

Isn't he just tyler the creator

[@duckywinks]

@@FrensKafka No, that’s his original character, Blyler the Bleator.

[@IcyDiamond]

@@xvyz.. Best part of Venom 2 was the post credits scene where it was revealed Venom will fight Big Wheel in the third one

[@supportclass158]

there isn't going to be a another smash, Sakurai is done and probably is Nintendo

[@aderose]

I love how nonchalantly Dunky forgets about Terry And Sephoroth

[@IceSpoon]

Who? Oh, you mean Red from Pokémon and the Fire Emblem dude with wings. Yeah, they were cool.

[@canadadry5449]

@@IceSpoon Thought for sure he was from that eagle dude from Shining Force, but what do I know?

[@mattbabb921]

Dunky has become very nonchalant, but that's what y'all wanted right? For him not to give a fuck? FIYTB!!

[@xarci7367]

Who?

[@boomingbob1579]

Fr

[@CraftyCarrot]

Can’t believe Nintendo had THREE YEARS to add Boss Baby and they didn’t.

[@baconade1239]

classic

[@janko1]

😔

[@StormTeeVee]

Not even red from the angry birds movie, such potential wasted on all of these excuses of characters

[@Solaris2156]

Don't forget about Jimmy Neutron too. Com on Nintendo, you had one job.

[@XyzCloud]

Wait df, could have sword you said something about terry.

[@mawinstallation6626]

I love how he even forgets Terry and Sephiroth LMAOOOOO

[@forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295]

Yeah, I too forgot they were even in the game

[@k-leb4671]

@@mainkilla Sephiroth's moveset is pretty cool and distinct though (although the one-winged angel thing just kinda feels like Arsène again).

[@FROEZOEN]

If toxic means not being a massive weeb, then I guess call me cyanide

[@ethanbeefn2826]

That means they werent wasted slots in dunkeys eyes......I hope🤝

[@s4mzdagod]

@@forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295I main Sephiroth 😭

[@23Butanedione]

"All of these dreams will die in the rain... Like an f'ing idiot" He's got a way with words

[@_sohamshelke]

-Blade Walker (1982)

[@emmettbrown3463]

@@_sohamshelke edge strider

[@kingcolyx3671]

@@emmettbrown3463 sharp sprinter

[@TheZebigboss]

Knife runner

[@polarcaps8966]

Blade?? Sword??? Anime swordfighter?????

[@coolguy700able]

I can't believe Boss Baby was never added. Talk about a missed opportunity.

[@zealot4jesus]

That was all I could think about during this video

[@Marnige]

Even as a joke i find this unacceptable lol.

[@AschKris]

That's when I lost all respect for Nintendo

[@brewswane544]

shit would be op. alick ballswin voicelimes would 3000% damage on their own.

[@magusperde365]

This is LITTERAL white male gamer genocide. Anita Sarkesian HAS the be behind this

[@truesoprano2152]

I'm literally crying. I was so sure the last fighter would be Pigeon from Mike Tyson Mysteries. I'm so fucking upset he didn't make it into the game, I'm shaking.

[@brewswane544]

dude they were gonna but norm macdonald died

[@coldshakey]

hah!?

[@AbsentQuack]

If fucking only

[@Ratspressoh]

@@brewswane544 Nah, they knew he was going to die. They just wanted to spit on his grave with this move. Pathetic.

[@stenlundvideo7663]

he walked through blood and bones on 9/11, still couldn't make it into smash

[@Angelo_Dimarc0]

It's so unfortunate that we will never be able to see Boss Baby as a Smash Bros character.

[@ultraman1682]

He uses his neutral special, Gun

[@ALBANIANUMBERONE]

Why settle for Boss Baby when you could have Dababy with a FS where he turns into his car head and rams the opponent while yelling “LETS GO”

[@justinc.5591]

He’s still behind that large pillar.

[@IcyDiamond]

They didn’t even add Bert & Ernie :(

[@logarithm41]

“All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot…” Deep stuff, man.

[@deadlock1307]

Best one

[@evcruz5701]

Couldn't find better words myself

[@pyramidschemer4083]

Eh, I still like "Doom is Boom....and this new doom ternal is the b-doomest boom yet" better

[@AtanoKSi]

I mean, even if it's a joke, and I'm happy with all the characters.... Rayman and Crash... would have been awesome....

[@videozontherapy1440]

I laughed until I cried bro lmao

[@jahtai2501]

I started laughing my ass off when he said “MY CHARACTER SLOT”

[@squiremontressor3747]

Like he straight up just took responsibility for every open slot in the roster

[@jahtai2501]

@@squiremontressor3747 ong 😭😂

[@Justaguyondeweb]

I think we all did lmao 😂

[@PansexualDumbass9169]

Sounds like a usual smash fans

[@SettMetabolik]

this video is every twitter user in a nutshell

[@Miss3dShots]

I love how dearly beloved plays every time he’s in pain from what character is announced.

[@pleaseimjustahuman]

What does this even mean?

[@7QWERTY13]

@@pleaseimjustahuman Poor punctuation. "Dearly Beloved" is the title screen theme of Kingdom Hearts.

[@dan13lg0m3z]

HAHAH I DIDNT NOTICE, THANK YOU! This makes the video 10 times funnier.

[@DragoonFlareRJ]

Even if you hate KH, the music still slaps

[@xenonblaz3814]

When dunkey said from the failed kingdom hearts series i was pissed because the KH franchise is loved by millions of people

[@jkvasn]

4:01 "all of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot" almost lost my shit

[@DietMoney]

It’s so funny haha

[@ooktar]

Hey now, it took a lot of work for them to get Sora in this. Not only did Reggie have to beat all the executives at Square Enix at Sudoku with a blindfold on, he then had to fly all the way to the Magic Kingdom on his Gummi Ship and sacrifice Miyamoto himself to Mickey Mouse for this to happen. Thankfully Reggie swapped Miyamoto with the Miyamoto Muppet at the last minute and Mickey couldn't tell the difference.

[@sptflcrw8583]

They actually couldn’t get the rights to Sora, this is Chip ‘n Dale’s “Data Sora.”

[@LuigixD]

Maybe he sacrified Mario and forgot to swap him with Chris Pratt. That could explain a lot of things

[@andymcclurg9916]

Thankfully the heartless no longer obeyed Ansem so Joey Bonzo could arrange Smash remixes of Kingdom Darts music

[@DanielVCOliveira]

Ah, so he pulled ye olde Chrono Trigger Switcharoo. Classic Reggie, to surprise us with a forgotten maneuver from such an obscure and unimpactful game.

[@Ventaio]

@@LuigixD Chris Pratt is Mario’s nobody

[@silver7215]

Imagine someone who has no sense of humor, sarcasm, or satire coming in and watching this video and actually getting mad. Well, I guess any Dunkey video, to be fair lol

[@silverhowl9331]

Nah, I watched, I could tell he’s just trying to make his fans laugh lol.

[@silver7215]

@@silverhowl9331 that means that you understand satire, I was talking about the ppl that don’t get that kind of stuff

[@jereweb0203]

On Twitter, I don’t have to imagine it. I’ve SEEN it.

[@jesusbarrera3141]

For real like he truly knows that most people wanted sora in smash and knows that the characters the he said and "wanted" were never gonna happen(and especially some characters that he mentioned now that sora took the last spot which seems reasonable why people want rayman, master chief, etc in smash)like gex, the one bear and the guy with a tiger mask, and the blue slime form DQ. Those were never gonna happen and it's all comedic. I'm still glad sora is in smash even tho I haven't played that much of KH and happy the most people got their wish.

[@silver7215]

@@jesusbarrera3141 yep, agreed, especially with the last part

[@sin_decent]

I love how he says nothing about Sephiroth. Even as a joke, you can't diss that godly reveal.

[@Burgorton]

I think you should take too much adderall

[@sin_decent]

@@Burgorton I don't wanna become God

[@arsenicfhalx9719]

@@sin_decent why not

[@sirgs5662]

Sephiroth is right up there with the most boring videogame villains i can think of though. Besides hojo was the real baddie of ff7 anyway

[@sin_decent]

@@arsenicfhalx9719 i already did it once and they said im not allowed to do it anymore

[@sammckenney8163]

I like that the Pyra part isn't even a joke

[@daffyfable1983]

The fact that Dunkey skipped over Terry may have caused Sakurai to cry himself to sleep.

[@LyleOrtiz]

And Sephiroth

[@daffyfable1983]

@@LyleOrtiz I just said Terry because you could see that Sakurai was really passionate about SNK. He had all the consoles and he seemed really happy to talk about it.

[@simle6010]

Is Dunkey secretly a KoF fan?

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Terry crews isnt in the game

[@Vinthechad]

Terry crews is my favorite smash character

[@timeparadox999]

i love how dunkey's description of xenoblade 2 just gets more elaborately evil every time

[@IndoorSitup]

"Xenoblade 2 is Bill Cosby's favorite video game!"

[@TM1337FalconPunch]

Tbf, it's exactly how I'd describe it

[@IcyDiamond]

Right now the furby from Xenoblade 2 is sitting in a jail cell with Subway Jared and Drake Bell

[@SalvageET]

God I had to stop the video to laugh at the description of xenoblade 2

[@harrytakeover1790]

We need a compilation of it

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

"We'll never see Gex tell Wario a joke about Val Kilmer's house." That line fucking killed me.

[@JustSomeDamnGinger]

@GUTS 101 Hello there.

[@cutecatmeowmeowmeoww]

What is the joke

[@AtomicRobloxProductions]

@@JustSomeDamnGinger This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@Lee-fw5bd]

Kingdom Hearts 300,000,000/83.2 weeks Re+Mind is a CLASSIC! Not failed at at. I think Dunk got confused with Kingdom Hearts 300,000,000/83.1 weeks Forgott[n] where Sora is actually not real and it turns out that Donald hit his head after tripping on the Friendship Spear, unlocking his inner-strength and allowing him to finally go Sicko Mode.

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

i forgor 💀

[@swanthechosenone3975]

300,000,000/83.2 was overrated. At least the original had the balls to be innovative.

[@JV-nm1fy]

@@swanthechosenone3975 I think you're referring to KINGDOM HEARTS 358/2 days

[@therealvanillasludge]

See? Just a common mistake. You sure it wasn't Kingdom Hearts 300,000000/76.47 weekends √R

[@fynoxadavius]

I cracked at "All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot."

[@zigfaust]

Ah yes, my favorite Blade Runner quote. XD

[@seatcheeks4242]

- Pac

[@Lucky-lt7lz]

@@zigfaust ah yes I remember when Roy from the mario bros series said that

[@joshmichael5779]

This is basically how almost everyone on twitter sounds like rn

[@Tbro2303]

And they are serious when saying shit like this too lmfao

[@Joseph.Talkowski]

But what about Rayman? No CJ, fine. Of course not, but the next best thing Rayman, a perfect candidate. Stripped of his chance at more deserving recognition.

[@guidorussoheck2100]

the nail in the coffin is KH coming to switch ... in CLOUD VERSION

[@joxyver]

@@Joseph.Talkowski that wouldn’t have happened because Ubisoft doesn’t care about Rayman because Rayman isn’t bringing them the big bucks, it’s assassins creed that’s doing it, and instead they would be like “Hey why not put in This character from assassins creed.” Which would be dumb of them to do because then it shows how desperate they are to promote a game from the same franchise that they have been pumping out for years that people forget about it the next week they talk about it. I’m being realistic here, because that’s how Ubisoft is, well at least nowadays that they don’t give half a shit about the games they make now. And let’s say that Rayman does get in, that’s the only recognition he will get, being the character that got in smash, and nothing more. This would also mean that Ubisoft would have to then drag their own asses to make a Rayman game to have his inclusion mean something more than just recognition and even then it will be a quarter baked mess of a game and they will be like “Eh once they pay for it we will get the money, end of story.”

[@joshmichael5779]

@@Tbro2303 fr its just so unfair to say that he is just another generic sword wielding anime boy, that this final character reveal is a huge disappointment or that the last two and a half years of DLC fighters have been a massive let down. Sakurai did not go through the hassle to put Sora in, HELL even just to show the Mickey emblem keychain only for people make such bold statements.

[@josetomascamposrobledano4618]

The fact Sora trailer came out a few hours ago and Dunkey already has a video this edited is proof Dunkey just has a Meme folder and starts throwing the files until it makes a “coherent” video

[@davidhong1934]

@@milesbbop9563 He's just waiting to see how Eeyore firs into all this

[@LuxSmash]

Coherent

[@SocraticMayhem]

I like to imagine he recorded and edited the entire thing, and then threw in the bits about Sora after the reveal.

[@smallfry3188]

More likely dunkey is a time traveler

[@Gatorade69]

Actually... Dunkey's dad is the CEO of Nintendo so he already knew.

[@jacobduffles-andrade8485]

WHEN HE WAS BEING FUNNY THE WHOLE TIME THEN DROPPED THE "every smash player is arrested for being a rapist" I DIED. TOO REAL

[@donovanfaust3227]

Stop yelling

[@couchieplay3668]

I can't believe they didn't add Chris Pratt; he's so cool...

[@DeviemTwen]

He’s Mario

[@drnarwhal2888]

He is already in Smash. He even has an echo fighter called Dr. Pratt

[@BarryBruh]

they really missed out when they didnt add the entire dragon ball universe into smash

[@IcyDiamond]

Naruto is my favorite Dragon Ball character so I’m disappointed he didn’t get in

[@owennorcross4407]

I am surprised to see you here but I shouldn't really be surprised.

[@MrDrProfessorSir962]

This trash series has absolutely ruined my gaming experience! Ive been satisfied since mewtwo.

[@torreywhiting5402]

Multiverse*

[@mistadude]

Fr though goku would be sick

[@SkyTied]

“All these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot.” -That one Blade Runner dude

[@QKsilver58]

I was giggling the whole video but that part really got me

[@01100101011100100111]

Man, Blade was a great movie. I don't remember the part where he says that, tho.

[@SkyTied]

@@01100101011100100111 Pssshh you’re probably just forgetting, go watch it again!

[@Uberwenis]

Bro the movie is called Knife Jogger, come on

[@SkyTied]

@@Uberwenis No no! How can you not remember the name of the movie! It’s Sword Walker!

[@_zealos_8213]

"I can't forgive Nintendo for putting Kingdom Hearts into Smash!" *_*Uses KH music*_* I'm chortling

[@moseswright9476]

“Then, BREAKING NEWS: Every Smash Brothers player is arrested for being a rapist.” The way he said it was funny but hearing it is still depressing.

[@Sly9192]

Made me stop playing the game for a while but still pretty funny though

[@marcushamner5994]

That’s why I stay to myself. It avoids the pain of misunderstanding and accusations.

[@MrSebas00]

@@Sly9192 Did you have to lay low for a while?

[@Sly9192]

@@MrSebas00 No, I was just depressed that the people I looked up to got caught in 4k

[@Sly9192]

@@chosendisciple1176 Bruh, it's been almost a year and you still don't know

[@spikeynay7381]

He probably would have given Smash another chance if it had Sephiroth

[@chillguy7687]

Too bad they screwed up and added that Vergil guy from the special edition series.

[@letterEsu]

With Dante from the devil man cry series

[@andymcclurg9916]

Yeah, they also added Shulk instead of Cloud Strife, way to ruin the game Reggy

[@linuszarrouk2004]

Honestly I'm a game with sephiroth and Steve I could accept any shitty addition even Sora

[@TD-zs2nc]

Sakurai realized he could never add Knuckles to the game because it would cost too much to reprint the boxart to say "Super Smash Bros Ultimate... And Knuckles"

[@Donotdo4044]

The fact that I almost fell for this shows that Dunkey is a mastermind at imitating most of what the actual Smash Community is really like.

[@arsenicfhalx9719]

SAME THO IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO REALIZE THIS WAS A JOKE 💀

[@silverhowl9331]

Indeed lol

[@tumsfestival8027]

I thought it was real Ngl

[@LightRoomRJU]

This is dunkey we're talking about. The man's a literal troll

[@Kenny0136]

lol yea not to mention im pretty sure he loves kingdom hearts

[@marcushamner5994]

2:20 Mario broke the fourth wall like “what did i do?”🤣🤣🤣

[@the_singular_smith]

Ah yes, who can forget that iconic line from Blade Runner: "All of these dreams can die in the rain like a fucking idiot."

[@dragon-id5uj]

lmao. close enough.

[@skyty0]

"These dreams will die in the rain like a fuckin idiot." It's the simple ones that get me

[@dr.dreidel]

@@AxxLAfriku what

[@DjimonMoz]

Not gonna lie, that was the one joke that made me unironically laugh out loud.

[@ajrikimartine4466]

@@DjimonMoz how do you ironically laugh out loud?

[@clarkstrange2142]

@@dr.dreidel he’s a guy that posts really bizarre comments and videos, he usually comments on the television programs the Office’s KZbin channel

[@WayTooMuchBallsack]

@@AxxLAfriku 5 x r,,

[@spanish6534]

Notice Dunky dare not utter Sephiroths name, lest he incurs his despair on our world. Thank you Dunky

[@CheesyLizzy]

Oh no, you said his name! You said his name!!! What have you done?!?!

[@samf.s.7731]

Totally noticed that

[@ballmuncher]

He also skips terry

[@o_oro-q1k]

Also Terry, too based of a character to shit on even ironically

[@julianiskool1255]

Well how are you even possibly supposed to be mad at sephiroth like even twitter was relatively chill with that one.

[@RATsnak3]

This is an extremely accurate depiction of Nintendo fans.

[@godisangry6402]

don't play Nintendo games if you aren't a fan

[@RATsnak3]

@@godisangry6402 I… am a fan? I just think it’s funny when Nintendo fans get all pissed off about something Nintendo does and then they buy whatever Nintendo made that made them so upset and act like they were never mad in the first place. Now THAT is comedy.

[@godisangry6402]

@@RATsnak3 I didn't buy the second fighters pass, if you hate Nintendo games then don't request things for smash and talk about it.

[@godisangry6402]

@@RATsnak3 what the hell are you talking about, smash bros is Nintendo All Stars. N64 and Melee didn't have any third party characters and Brawl and 4 had very few and those deserved it, it's a Nintendo game.

[@RATsnak3]

@@godisangry6402 Smash Bros started under the umbrella of HAL Laboratories, not Nintendo lol.

[@DementedDuskull]

I like that Terry and Sephiroth were apparently so unimportant that Dunkey didn't even mention them.

[@silverdays2909]

Who?

[@reillymcwriting]

@@silverdays2909 two dead dads and an alien mom

[@TheGoldenCulture]

i didnt even catch that.

[@horsebox5138]

Sephiroth was one of the best dlc additions 💀

[@TheEffectOfMass]

The opposite I think. Talking about two solid entries in a satirical video about player demands wouldn't work.

[@longrodvonhugendong7928]

"All these dreams will die like tears in the rain, like a fucking Idiot". Poetry.

[@Mew_Stor]

I got my biggest dream in and that is Sora Sephiroth is a close second

[@benito6036]

They say Rutger Hauer wrote that line himself.

[@Cyranek]

I'm glad dunkey isn't afraid to tell the truth. I'm maining reptar btw.

[@macncheeze256]

Powdered toastman mains rise up

[@MochaRitz]

@@macncheeze256 Powdered Toastmains*

[@wariowaluigi4814]

I'm maining Nigel Thornberry and Ren & Stimpy

[@IXFALLS]

Thank you Cryanek

[@tr_aux]

🗿

[@sponken6670]

im suprised he didn't even lose all respect for nintendo. he must a very patient guy

[@LyricWulf]

Can't believe they didn't add the Number 9 Large from GTA 😔✊

[@rajgandhi3239]

underrated comment

[@engineergaming5989]

Big smoke is too powerful to be in this game

[@crittr]

I can't believe they didn't add 9 from the 2009 hit film 9!

[@dandazed5846]

Didn’t expect to see you here

[@David_Johnson]

Honestly, that would just be overrated and annoying to listen to.

[@milos1967]

Dunkey doesn't understand how good this is. Finally, there is a video game that allows you to absolutely kick the ever living shit out of Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

[@joeyh2185]

this is a good point

[@daedriccheddar]

That is a good point.

[@jewska]

What the hell i like Soras addition now

[@snackss_]

I'm so happy he's finally in :( I've been waiting forever

[@BlackHei711]

Pit can have his rematch.

[@gigastrike2]

I've had it, Nintendo. After I buy Sora, I am NEVER buying a character for Smash Ultimate again!

[@lukieboo2000]

stealing this

[@kibblezzz]

Deadass I’m stealing this too 💀💀💀💀

[@Nowaythisisnt]

Yeah im stealing this too ngl

[@tbmssleepy3818]

THERE IT IS, the best comment on the video. Stealing this too.

[@IcyDiamond]

Everyone’s a thief

[@stupidmetalguy]

Everyone before Oct 5: *I REALLY HOPE SORA GETS IN THE GAME!!!* Everyone in Oct 5: Screw you, Nintendo.

[@PadChennington]

the crab with a top hat and a monocle for smash

[@ajh9956]

Gex for Gmash.

[@tzaswit]

But that's where i draw the line

[@bensvideo]

i like yoshi better

[@brandonmeadows1520]

MUDCRAB

[@garyandfry8585]

Listen to this man

[@ADoseofBuckley]

"This is like watching Anime at Subway Jared's house" - Gex upon hearing this announcement.

[@TurkeyKielbasa]

buckley????

[@wherewego6960]

Praying by Kesha

[@ADoseofBuckley]

@@mr30u79 Well now that you're 16 I suggest giving them another watch!

[@PhyrigianFlame]

@@ADoseofBuckley goteem

[@mr.awesome6011]

More like watching Sesame Street

[@ScenicFights]

I was really hoping for Boss Baby or Tony the Tiger.

[@odinangie1377]

Wow a verified person!

[@gv82089]

Insert joke saying Tony is already in the game because of Incineroar

[@IcyDiamond]

They didn’t even add Macho Man riding and fishing on the sun who has sunglasses on and he says “I’m fishing for a fight brother.” Scamtendo definitely doesn’t care about the fans anymore

[@ethanjennings5007]

I'm dying xD

[@thejellygamer7546]

Is tony the Frosties guy

[@TheArmestori]

The "this character from a game that nobody has ever play " bit it gets me every time

[@Luigikid]

Can‘t believe they added Chris Thorndyke from Sonic X

[@BedrockSolid]

i would unironically buy that

[@clarkstrange2142]

My, it’s been some time Luigikid

[@ChaudTheGamer]

You mean the Sora Ripoff? Ummm Sora is better than Chris lol

[@Odinsday]

Sonic X was wild lol

[@imaginationenterprise789]

@@ChaudTheGamer no he means Chris from Sonic x. We needed more Sega reps in this game

[@KiskeFriedChicken]

Dunkey is such a GOD Tier shit-poster. It's unreal how good he is.

[@jozar2773]

Twitter can't handle the dunkster

[@_Rndom]

Twitter already fucking furious

[@jonathanwade3882]

*Twitter stands in the corner*

[@Horzinicla]

This is not a shit post

[@officialprincelouie]

@@Horzinicla You see? That’s how good he is.

[@mattheon]

"All of these dreams will die in the rain...like a f*cking idiot." - Some Grandmaster Poet

[@bennayboy37]

Sora joins smash Donald: This might be a good spot to find some ingredients.

[@GiraffeJack]

This made me almost choke on a pineapple chunk from how accurately funny it is

[@CrystalTigerclaw]

Dunkey was so mad, he didn’t even wanna acknowledge the utter disgraces known as Terry and Sephiroth.

[@lance9800]

Who tf is Terry

[@Apple_Bapple]

i mean they're hot but they're not what i wanted 😫

[@alexanderhester7287]

sephiwho???

[@gugg2216]

Sephiroth is awesome lol I want what you're smoking

[@mcgabrielrock]

Hey yo is terrie cruse on the game? :D

[@theultumzero8491]

This is sickening. Sakurai all but PERSONALLY confirmed to me that the 1st row space invader was going to be the final character when he whispered it in my ear at the side of my hospital bed after I fell 30 feet off a ladder and got a severe concussion while trying to fix a window. He fucking PROMISED me!

[@franciscoreyes7653]

How did you think you fell? An accident? No, it was Sakurai, he knocked the ladder down and then acted as if he cared for you. It was all just a sick game to him

[@Rigamarole]

Wait, you're not in the universe where Mario kindled the bonfire?

[@doodle214]

Mario is The Ashen One

[@WaitingToBeAGhost]

Praise The Sun! \☀️/

[@justinianthe1st790]

I really thought it was possible we got a Dark Souls rep. But I wasnt sure until the reveal happened. Then the best timeline happened.

[@sableeyedscholar2135]

Yo can someone touch my summoning sign? I wanna go to this world.

[@ryankeith2712]

I still have blue balls from that beginning of the reveal

[@MAHIM2000]

"All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot." - Roy "Crabby" Patty from Sponge Runner 2077

[@PMSeymour]

What a waste, was really gunning for Shark Tale.

[@Prinessofwolfs5]

🤣😭😭😭😭

[@chrisbeach423]

I know right.. the “shark slayer slays the competition “ 🦈 💀 no one would have seen it coming.

[@jayjaysheroah2485]

Shhhhhh

[@TheEel228]

AW DUDE a dreamworks brawler tht'd be fun hah

[@teabags2day]

Bruh Shark Tales? Really?? I was looking for Otis from Barnyard, I wanted to see some real milkers on this damn shitty game!

[@Ludvix]

all of twitter be like:

[@anankos795]

How to be an overall happier person: 1. Get off of Twitter

[@Mcburger644]

@@anankos795 yes

[@TheAK47BADMAN]

Yes

[@UnknownCartoonEditor]

Twitter is not a reputable social media platform. The people on there are genuinely trash.

[@thekeyandthegate4093]

@@anankos795 Straight up don't talk to people who have a Twitter account. I think it'd be best if we unpersoned these "people" as much as possible until they collectively either died off or decided their dumb bird app needs to go.

[@originalbestdadofgaming]

I can’t believe they added Sephiroth AND Cloud, why does Kingdom Hearts get 3 characters while Gex gets zero

[@danurusursus]

Man had me dying with Dearly Beloved getting louder each time he played it

[@timothymoore8549]

I like how he couldn’t even pretend to disregard sephiroth

[@AceOdes]

And Terry

[@1zklz]

@UCp0_RX-x6SlI-5bzKJdPJIA so true

[@redpyro5585]

Both Terry and sephiroth are 2 picks no one argues over

[@D1ab0lical]

Should've been the backstreet boys.

[@yowatchie]

@@redpyro5585 I mean Terry was kind of a waste when there were so many better characters from KoF to pick from.

[@Turok1134]

"All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fucking idiot." -Roy Batty, Blade Runner (1982)

[@and8091]

That's a great motion picture

[@Armydillo62o]

I like how he couldn’t even pretend to spin Sephiroth as a lame pick. THE edgy anime sword boy and even Dunkey has no complaints.

[@gregorymansour1763]

Terry says hi

[@redmenace3786]

dont even know who sephiroth is stupid ass lame ass character

[@elementengine]

He's Cloud's lover/stalker from the FF7 Remake

[@Tyschnydes]

It’s actually the opposite, Sephiroth was the only actually lame pick so he couldn’t bring him up

[@CDRW24]

@Donkey Kong What are you implying by that statement?

[@mohamedidris675]

4:37 "im playing spongbob fighting game" Me: *LETS GO-* [que outro music]

[@wesrose4258]

“Why doesn’t he look like the Joker that I like?” Mastahpeece.

[@dazzlemasseur]

My favorite is the ones voiced by Mark hamil.

[@Xbxbbxbdbdxbxbbx]

@@dazzlemasseur The Arkham games and the Animated series.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

"This is like dodging the draft at Chris Pratt's house." -Gex

[@willdill4987]

Kek

[@Luna-xr3dk]

Cake

[@mr.25xenoxjorjiev26]

@@Luna-xr3dk ♂️cock♂️

[@fancyfrosty9879]

Even while joking, he still can’t diss terry and sephiroth, love it

[@IcyDiamond]

He technically didn’t diss Banjo or Joker either

[@MidwayWuzzupman]

He can't diss then if he can't even remember they existed.

[@MrYeet-kw8fk]

@@IcyDiamond he did act like joker didnt exist so he kind of did

[@IcyDiamond]

@@MrYeet-kw8fk I mean he says it was a good interpretation on a iconic character

[@MrYeet-kw8fk]

@@IcyDiamond no he says its their own unique twist on an iconic character

[@michaellee4463]

Can we have a moment of silence for everyone who thought Dunkey was being genuine here?

[@enayetrocs]

why did they never add mario to these games? hes like the most popular anime character of all time?

[@justinmadrid8712]

Mario was already added back in Brawl, most people forget this because Meta-Knight was so OP.

[@deanthebean385]

@@justinmadrid8712 I thought he was actually added as a DLC character in Melee, but not many people knew because he wasn't very popular. Maybe I'm thinking Luigi.

[@FedThePoopy]

He's in Halo 5 why does he also need to be in smash idgi

[@TrueCobalion]

@@deanthebean385 Well, he was an unlockable character in the N64 version, but they forgot to code his requirements so he's always unlocked at the start of the game.

[@peckypork]

@@FedThePoopy right? People be so ungrateful sometimes

[@jakenally6388]

"Finally. A FUCKING video game character is in smash brothers" has me in tears

[@carterhines8740]

They couldn’t even add their most iconic character all this time. I was hoping so bad Nintendo would add Burrito from Bowsers big bean burrito but instead they add Sora. This was the last straw Nintendo. At least I can play as the iconic Nigel Thornberry in new spongebob game.

[@shiveredmytimber3148]

Same I was hoping to play the very well known character Dunkey's little brother. This is the end Nintendo.

[@obi-onekenerdi]

I love how Dunkey just completely skipped over Terry. I’d love to imagine he’d consider Terry a real video game character too.

[@nikotsapaliaris4919]

I love how you completely skipped over sephiroth

[@billcasey2732]

"Another one of MY slots" was a good touch.

[@DangerDan64]

This is the funniest shitpost for Smash bros I've seen in a long time.

[@kingofpilgrims368]

I can’t believe Nintendo didn’t add Reggie into smash. It was all pointing to him.

[@J05TI]

Yo. That would be hype, though.

[@houstonhall1144]

I would buy a switch for that!

[@yourmum69_420]

he's too OP

[@jojonta2119]

Didn't you watch the Reggie vs iwata fight? He's already in smash smh

[@J05TI]

@@yourmum69_420 I guess they should add Iwata, too, to balance it out.

[@logand450]

"All of these memories will die in the rain like a fucking idiot"

[@JaxBlade]

The absolute NOIVE of these game makers keepin important original video game characters like Monkey G. Naruto out of their game. Despicable

[@AgnusCavichioliPereira]

No Miss Pacman as an feminine representant of the legendary Pac Man series No Diablo from Diablo No freaking SNAKE from the Snake Game, the peak of mobile gaming Nintendo doesn't love us anymore

[@jojonta2119]

Combining anime names isn't funny anymore imo

[@andrewst.pierre2779]

Speaking of which, where the FUCK are the minions in smash??? They let in a furry sex character but not a single yellow boi?

[@bento393]

Notice me senpai.

[@MobyDrip]

The G stands for Goku doesn't it? ;)

[@andrewhickinbottom1051]

4:00 - "All of these dreams will die in the rain like a fuckin' idiot" - that's a great line from "Blade Walker" there, Dunkey!

[@protip9727]

honestly my favorite line from the video

[@GMaster7]

@@protip9727 Ditto. Low key the funniest reference in a video full of references and callbacks. Bravo

[@lidlman6795]

The biggest disgrace was when they added Sephiroth instead of Don Corneo’s bodyguard

[@john_titor1]

SMH they didn't even add cross dressed cloud as an alt skin... disgusting and bigoted.

[@mopeybloke]

Seriously where is Hell House, Nintendo?

[@bogus604]

The way he says Byleth is hilarious

[@mekacrab]

I can't believe they didn't add Pot of Greed from YuGiOh as a playable fighter. What a disgrace Nintendo...

[@jeeology8574]

"Pot of greed allows the competition to draw two cards from their deck and add them to their hand!!!"

[@Benassiesto]

No one knows what it does!

[@walternunez4118]

Never played Yu-Gi-Oh, what's a pot of greed?

[@MrBoingus]

@@walternunez4118 card with a funny face that let's you draw more cards when used

[@zombor8249]

@@walternunez4118 No one knows!

[@impressivestory]

There are apparently two kinds of people: Those who are unreasonably angry about Sora’s inclusion Those who are unreasonably angry that people are angry about Sora’s inclusion

[@bbbbbbb51]

3 kinds. The final option is people with a functioning brain.

[@russiandoggo4336]

@@bbbbbbb51 pick a side bucko, war doesn't spare the weak.

[@mbg3147]

There is nothing unreasonable about being angry

[@yutuberocks22]

And then there's the third option: people who aren't on Twitter

[@StalinkTz]

@@yutuberocks22 so just normal people

[@RealRedRabbit]

The satire is so strong that it's almost believable.

[@Mr_264_The_Boi]

wait that was satire? i legit thought he was pissed

[@mr.funnyman9765]

@@Mr_264_The_Boi He doesn't like KH, but he plays it up in every video.

[@CelesticCF]

@@Mr_264_The_Boi Damn, you must be like 12.

[@Mr_264_The_Boi]

@@CelesticCF no, just very easy to trick

[@settingittowumbo1953]

You can really feel his rage

[@somniloguy12]

4:01 possibly one of the funniest lines I've heard in months.