What A Sleepwalker Gets Up Too at Night| House M.D..

A Sleepwalking coke addict is unaware of his frequent trips to a drug dealer and is finding it hard to to know where the rest of his days are going.
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[@Verlarn]

_"Alright, here's your medical bill."_ *depression again*

[@slykeren8371]

He works from home so he obviously has a good job which means health insurance

[@monkeysrcrazy1]

@@slykeren8371 to bad insurance can't buy a sense of humor

[@Sputnik-03]

It's a free hospital

[@AtotehZ]

@@monkeysrcrazy1 The comment didn't take away from the joke. And had nothing to do with whether he understood the joke or not.

[@monkeysrcrazy1]

@@AtotehZ to bad your health insurance can't buy you a sense of humor

[@yummero6846]

"i need a genetic disease." "im sure youre carrying a few" 🤣🤣😭

[@jokerpandroidc9807]

You have 1k of likes and no comments? Dude you're not lucky!

[@SorakaOTP462]

@@jokerpandroidc9807 Yeah wtf man. Wow is that even possible?? It took him 8 months to even realize that he became famous on KZbin because just only then he got a notification!

[@jokerpandroidc9807]

@@SorakaOTP462 did you get a notification 🔔 now? Well i was talking about the people that hit the like button and didn't write anything about it. THAT'S unusual🤔. So i decided to start first. And yeah i was joking about his luck 🤞, i mean c'mon he get 1.7k😍 of likes 👍🍀. Just relax bro 😗😙😚😘. I think his lucky having us.

[@SorakaOTP462]

@@jokerpandroidc9807 I didn't get notification, I just found the comment just now.

[@jokerpandroidc9807]

@@SorakaOTP462 😀😁😂😂😏

[@SteveCowlishaw]

to be fair, the smiling could be due to the fact he woke up with Olivia Wilde in his face

[@agssilv5919]

Tydeus who wouldn’t smile?

[@rebekanickell8451]

Before the treatment even that wouldnt make him smile

[@marlaanderson6676]

i would

[@KG-qk1qp]

I'd like to wake up with her ON my face...

[@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.]

@Dick Thick'em dude, get some help.

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

I once sleep walked to my parents room and said “we need forks” and walked out

[@canyounot4706]

Ive yelled about a snake being in my room. Then a few years later I got up. Stared at my mom for like 10 minutes saying absolutely nothing and went back to bed

[@JahMeanXBeezy]

@@canyounot4706 girl what you mean a few years later you woke up? Was you in a coma?

[@tinalamardion6126]

Few years ?

[@icenoodle2683]

Joe Radish They yelled about a snake being in their room one time, another time a few years later they got up, started at their mom for 10 minutes and went back to bed saying absolutely nothing.

[@MilesLougheed]

So, did you get more forks?

[@artgurusauce]

"Really? Is that why you do drugs? Because you're _happy?"_ Oof that one killed me lol

[@ryanrandolph6193]

I had this exact conversation with a friend of mine while we were coming down off acid. We were having a moment of "I've noticed that I'm not really happy"

[@OP-lk4tw]

Yes, so you have a happiness overdose

[@scottvelez3154]

That's a dumb question for someone like Thirteen to ask. You do drugs to get happy. You don't shoot up already in a good mood.

[@annejpg5851]

Scott Velez I do drugs in a good mood, wtf?

[@headrockbeats]

I usually do drugs whenever I'm psyched for something cool that wouldn't be _quite_ as enjoyable without them. Never drank yourself silly at a wedding? Geez Louise.

[@语童李]

love how thirteen said "it's a felony" while sounding so damn excited

[@carenxatu5962]

She looked excited too

[@wusscake]

In one episode, she and Wilson were playing a risky game of Truth of Dare. Thirteen loves excitement.

[@jimmywhispers100]

Drugs AND a field trip, anybody would be excited for that

[@erronblack308]

No not at all actually.

[@709mash]

@@wusscake she's knows she's on borrowed time so she likes being risky.

[@sarahg6458]

Taub had oddly good manners considering he’s buying *C O C A I N E*

[@MartnCFdk]

He's a charmer

[@Taabituubi]

No need to be rude just because you're scoring cocaine.

[@cunningsmile4166]

He's Jewish

[@annejpg5851]

I don’t recall ever needing to be an asshole to my dealer, just because I’m buying coke?

[@ServantofBaal]

You'll find that people involved in illicit activities are especially professional and respectful in their dealings to each other, if they want to continue their business in good health. Reputation is everything

[@lucyelcille]

The way that they *smile* when they wake up. It's so heartwarming, oh my god...

[@xuelee7520]

It's nice to see people smile.

[@janesmith699]

I wish my anhedonia went away that easy.

[@apricoticpeaches]

I know right!!?? A a a a

[@volleyballchicful]

Jane

[@jordanhann3637]

Smiles are the most beautiful thing in the world

[@melissanoyb]

Wilson : "...and I've just given you the answer haven't I? And now you're going to walk out of here without saying anything...". Wilson's random but intellectual conversations once again making House's brain work even harder. BFF'S FOREVER

[@dafuzzbear7711]

And ofc House had to make sure he wasn’t entirely correct by saying “nope”😂

[@Tashasrose]

Nope

[@709mash]

I like it when Wilson lampshades a scene. The tiniest hint of a 4th wall break.

[@PJOZeus]

House has to be better so he works harder, and inbetween his side of the conversation his mind still dwells on the case, in overdrive It's like a moba game with bad teammates, you fight them, which makes you do better against your enemy as well (if more draining)

[@vachansj]

Explain Kutner in 1 scene House: Sure, in white folk Kutner: They're black??

[@Shiirow]

i just love the fact that "Black" is the immediate thing he jumps to when told "Not White", like where did your brain go in that moment.

[@wakcedout]

Shiirow realisticly it fit because people presume anyone with pale skin to automatically be white/Caucasian not noticing that the difference is more than skin.

[@loicvanderwielen]

@@Shiirow I guess our brain or our society doesn't like middleground and doesn't handle it by default (i.e. first reaction when something is false is going for the opposite). Good vs. bad, black vs. white, blue/green vs. red, hot vs. cold, rich vs. poor, enemy vs. ally, etc. Here, the opposite of white (total reflection of colour or largest ethnic group in the US) is black (total absorption of colour or second largest group in the US)

[@Alskasaur]

Everything’s black & white for him

[@MicukoFelton]

wow kutner, you can have pale skin and not be white ahahahah xD

[@huuamai8151]

"Here dad." *tosses kidney

[@nodeUser]

What am I supposed to do wit... wait, is this YOURS?

[@nodeUser]

Yeah dad. That lady boss doctor asked me to give you mine.

[@shrikadhir5897]

Wilson : I've just given you the answer, haven't I and you are going to walk out of here without saying a word ... House : Nope xD

[@s.m.l.8771]

r/madlad

[@Saintofloneliness]

I love the sarcasm in house

[@radiantcat540]

The show's becoming self aware!

[@Irene77545]

This is d exact reason Y I'm addicted to house and his 'Ways'!!!

[@ftfxhailstorm2916]

Soon as heard Wilsok say that I knew House was going to say "nope." Not sure why that word of all came to my mind, but I won't complain.

[@GabrielKnightz]

"I'd like to buy some cocaine please" :D How is he and Wilson not better friends. Is it just me or does Olivia look particularly radiant in this footage.

[@seprithlicastia463]

"No idea" to the former and "yes, I thought so, too" to the latter. For that "it's a felony" line especially. Must have been having fun that day or something.

[@GabrielKnightz]

Exactly, that's the line it clicked for me too. Must've been.

[@GabrielKnightz]

...enchanting.

[@bberllam]

The whole episode is about doing coke of course she is happy

[@picallo1]

Because Olivia Wilde is female perfection.

[@carenxatu5962]

I get choked up whenever I see the end. Imagine feeling happy, when you felt *nothing* for *years* . The joy, relief, and awe of that moment… like getting a breath of clean fresh air when before all you were breathing in was smog and pollution

[@Phoenix-214]

While it wasn't ever exactly diagnosed, I'm pretty sure I was suffering from clinical depression for several years, after my mother died in front of me. Cancer. You don't quite...feel _nothing,_ but you _do_ feel very little, you feel tired, you feel uninvested. It's not sadness, it's apathy and a lack of energy. A lack of _life._ Maybe you're not in agony or constantly walking around with puffy red eyes, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It's like being in a dream, looking at and listening to everything from underwater with a color-draining filter over your eyes. If you ever feel this way, get help. And by "help," I don't necessarily mean a therapist. You need someone or something to care about. A reason to care. A reason to want to do more than survive, but to _live._ It's a physiological condition, your brain chemistry's all fucked. There's often a...breakthrough moment where you start to feel things normally again. It isn't an instant fix but it's fairly rapid once the process starts. What these two patients had was even worse. I guarantee those smiles they let out were sign of a near-euphoric rush of fresh feelings. They'll never forget that moment.

[@Izabela-ek5nh]

I was in a state you describe. Like behind a thick glass wall. Everything and everyone in the world was separated from me. I felt a bit like sleepwalking! It was a deep sadbess and trauma just as for you. It passed after a while.

[@jessicalamoureux8726]

ⁱ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵒᶜᵃⁱⁿᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

[@thexavier666]

If someone says it like that, he or she's definitely a cop

[@matthewallen2273]

@@thexavier666 I would ask like that because I'm not street wise.

[@windykar3705]

@@matthewallen2273 thats why he had street expert with him haha

[@Eu2619]

How did you write it like that?

[@vitalityfox]

The Death magic

[@mirjana72mb]

I love how Wilson broke the 4th wall in this and casually aknowledges that he does pretty frequently help House with the solutions.

[@nssteja7516]

I love Olivia's delivery there "it's a felony".... Always gets me

[@whynotdean8966]

"We want you to give him a kidney anyway, because it would be cool if he had 3" Okay that had me in fucking tears.

[@skillcosby3095]

"I need a genetic disease" "I'm sure you're carrying afew"

[@DaniTheHero]

Had me bursted out laughing

[@nemi-mout1874]

Ha...

[@shai.loves.tacos.]

lol the cocaine scene with Taub & 13 is one of my favorites 😂😂😂

[@JimsyFlimsy]

“I would like to buy some cocaine please” That’s JUST like Taub! I laughed out loud when I first saw that.

[@shai.loves.tacos.]

JimsyFlimsy i did too !!! a little too polite for a drug deal 😂😂😂

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

JimsyFlimsy “Ok Pablo we good?” 😂

[@LolixBelle]

honestly,im straight but that was oddly hot how she handle it o.o

[@coffeeaddictexpress5038]

shai.loves.tacos thirteen is so badass about it lol.

[@derrickbartledoo2680]

Be like Taub everyone, and be respectful to your dealers. Courtesy and honesty go a long way in every field.

[@gaetissue]

_I would like to buy some cocaine please?_ 😂

[@parduetheholyman]

This is an S-Tier comment

[@Tommyoda]

💯

[@Queenofthatank]

Be nicer to your drug dealers than anyone else kids that way they won't wanna sell you cut stuff

[@jamjardj1974]

😂

[@monam5962]

House's team is as screwed up as he is .They would risk going to jail to prove his point .

[@nickz5849]

And to save a life

[@doyltruddy902]

It's a TV show.

[@24k.zyy01]

@@doyltruddy902 no shit

[@Lyle-xc9pg]

real doctors would just let them die

[@achilleswelch8673]

Yeah, cause buying a gram of coke is gonna land them in jail.

[@syfq6174]

House : i need a genetic diseases Wilson : im sure you carry a few wilson is savage

[@lizzykayOT7]

Wilson being an Oncologist is so perfect with his personality, always the calm to House's chaos.

[@TheMaibus]

Seeing Father and Daughter light up like that at the end was precious.

[@ReganADHD]

Gotta love the "NOPE!" at 4:44 just so house could be right and make wilson wrong lmao

[@FrozenPhotonX_X]

I once sleepwalked when I was younger, made a grilled cheese sandwich, and went back to bed. Didn't even take a bite, just left it on a plate.

[@ymyr1]

what a waste : )

[@papimiloson2854]

I wanna be your roommate

[@formyself3790]

I bet you made it so the ghost in the corner wouldn't go hungry

[@Iwillfigureoutanamelater]

0:53 Her expression as she says “It’s a felony” is hilarious!

[@MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

Love the fact that there was a slight color drain on the camera until they cured him.

[@gutz1981]

7:49 How could you not when you wake up to a vision like that.

[@GabiJambob]

i was looking for that comment dude

[@Zegmaar_Bas]

It is such a weird camera placement. or rather. why the fuck is 13 breathing in this guys face lie she's gonna kiss him.

[@nuggs5509]

.....her beautiful eyes ❤️

[@gutz1981]

@@Zegmaar_Bas To be honest and fair, that was roughly what I saw in terms of distance when a nurse woke me up after my surgery. Unfortunately it was a male nurse and I did not get to wake up to a wonderful view like this guy did with 13. But the nurse dude was okay looking I guess, so if I was a woman or gay, it might have been a much nicer experience similar to this one. LOL

[@oriozeri6155]

@@gutz1981 dude belive me waking up to a beautiful lady and a bright room makes you think you died and went to heaven 😂

[@romulusnr]

Fun fact: Jerry "Jamal Hamoud" Harmon (the dad) is played by Salvatore Xuereb, who is of Maltese descent, and the Maltese, a Mediterranean people, would have many of the same kind of genetic markers as the ethnicities House mentions. So does the daughter, who is played by an actress of Greek descent.

[@andrewleah1983]

Maybe, just maybe, that’s why they were cast…

[@smackfanxion]

He literally put the smiles back on there faces.

[@moshadj]

The title should be "to", your comment should be their, and your name is Grammar Jew. What's happening?

[@smackfanxion]

@@moshadj No, it is "four". It would be "their" in quotes and it would be "What is happening". If yur gun'a gramma nazi at leeeezt du eet rite.

[@kungfurabbits]

4:33 "I've just given you the answer haven't I... and now you're going to walk out of here without saying a word." I do appreciate when shows sort of break that wall and finally become aware of a ridiculous moment that happens all the time as opposed to always looking dumbfounded and being like "House???"

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

Also happened in that episode aboit the magician, when they talk about bloodtypes.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Nope

[@ewwwitscosso2292]

My entire family is prone to sleep walking but the funniest story I could tell you is about my brother last summer Every night he would walk down stairs, fill a massive glass with milk and ice, drink it and go back to bed He never once remembered this, it went on for 3 months

[@dan-5678]

At !east it was healhy! XD

[@purplefood1]

My brother used to use it to get away with sneaking about at night.

[@tinaz.6137]

😂 my brother once woke up, unlocked his room lock, walked downstairs & turned on the TV to the highest volume dead night while sleepwalking, woke the whole family up

[@elbertcamerino9229]

@@tinaz.6137 wooow.. that mess up.

[@GosieKin]

Try handwalking bedroom->kitchen (my mum as stunned witness, as in the world of consciousness I could barely do 3-5 steps), sleep-talking fluently in a foreign language that gave me trouble at school (again, mum as witness) or giving a full summary of a movie we had watched with my family. Now, I bear witness to my son's sleep talk (loud and clear sentences of his inner monologue, sometimes even coherent (and hilarious) dialogues with me which he never remembers in the morning) and sleepwalking (various, including tidying his desk or 'going to school' at 3am in his pyjamas)...

[@longlee1100]

"no, I am just a bitch who knows what she wants" that line cracked me up lol

[@jeffbrehove2614]

Honestly the best line in this episode "Whatever he has, she has it too."

[@MrJenpaul123]

Incapable to feel pleasure. Imagine living a life without the essence of what makes a life pleasurable. Some wants to be normal, and some just want to feel nothing.

[@Dawnarow]

I dont think you need to feel anything to know and remember what it means. This part they got all wrong, but sure... "what would be the point?" It's the question that people still ask themselves even if they are surrounded, generally happy, but don't live much excitement. Its not because they need excitement or purpose, but rather because they believe in whatever words they think they need to acquire to be fulfilled. Life is pointless unless you let meaning latch onto certain words you know. Being a person of principles makes it very easy to live without asking yourself these questions in spiral without being able to get out of the loops you created for yourself. Good moral principles, that is. It allows you to surround yourself and then you can live a happy life... maybe even strive towards happiness, but knowing you don't need it to live certain very happy and valuable memories. Then, you can even believe that these memories are your happiness. What is wonderful is that nobody can take them away from you.

[@r0yce]

Ever heard of....... No parents vs losing parents?

[@MrDeamon1]

I feel anhedonia for some unknown reason ........not all the time. Not fun. Well. I guess that's obvious.

[@scottbruckner4653]

Imagine going to Burger King, and ordering a Whopper. And you sit down and eat it. And you can't enjoy a single bite of it. So much so that it gets you to turn your life in a positive direction. And then you become Ironman.

[@davidsirmons]

#TheLatter4MeFTW

[@George24FTW]

“Haleebaba” 😫😫 cmon House 😂😂😂😂

[@J4ID3N_]

6:04

[@Sandux930]

Just call me prince Aladdin 🐪

[@ramazaza9854]

It’s ali baba

[@3lttlbrds]

😂

[@kanrachan3522]

خالي بابا 🥴

[@chloecarrots1189]

My friend has night terrors. They’re usually awful... but once I was sitting with another friend watching an anime. My night terror friend was asleep in the bed next to us. Suddenly he sits up and screams “PIRATES ARE COMING” and ran full speed into the door. He fell back onto the carpet and went back to sleep. It was hilarious and terrifying at the same time

[@cunningsmile4166]

Which anime?

[@abbasshah1963]

@@cunningsmile4166 One Piece😆

[@swetashetty941]

'i need a generic disease' 'im sure you are carrying a few' Writers for this show ...no award is good enough for you. .. Awesome job .. crack me up all the time !!

[@standardcake18]

13 is amazing. She’s a really good actor

[@charlesreed8420]

Ew

[@vascodealmeidaflamengo1739]

?

[@senpaiii623]

olivia wilde not only is she an amazing actor, but she is drop dead gorgeous

[@ethancastaneda3017]

Tf did I Just read

[@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502]

@@yup5581 it would have taken no effort to not write this comment and yet you did it anyway

[@pc2814]

“Glad you like it Pablo now can we go?” - Taub

[@traxracer]

Just to confirm then.... its definitely not Lupus right?

[@JimsyFlimsy]

It’s never lupus.

[@ExtraRuRo]

It was lupus

[@scottbruckner4653]

Basically imagine going through life with everything mildly annoying you and not even "The most satisfying video ever #438" could make you feel a twinge of satisfaction.

[@glitterrave453]

It's never lupus

[@fateunknown9]

It ain't Lupus till it's Lupus.

[@henybenayed3548]

Finds out the patient was mid-eastern. Proceeds to butcher every single name he said. Classic House 😂

[@hectortorres9316]

When they buy the coke It looked like a "It's always sunny" montage

[@MrHanBrolo]

We gonna ignore the fact that thirteen just did cocaine

[@rubenlarochelle1881]

She didn't. She _tasted_ it, not _did_ it. Tasting it in your mouth has no effect (other than feeling how it tastes and getting your tongue slightly dizzy).

[@i_booba]

@@rubenlarochelle1881 Cocaine DEFINITELY works when you put it in your mouth, lol. What in the world kind of logic are you using.

[@FranciumBoron]

@@i_booba Not everyone knows how drugs work.

[@thatguybrody4819]

also nobody noticed how she knows how it's the right stuff too.

[@samtexsemtex6998]

@@i_booba it works not as well. Inhaling is more powerful then swallowing pills or injesting it.

[@WhisperingWinds0]

"feeling better?" well.. let me put it this way. If I woke up and saw olivia wilde asking me that question with that beatiful face. how could I not be feeling better?

[@AndriaTheKobold]

my mom tells me I once sleep walked into the kitchen when I was like 8, poured myself a glass of water, drank half, dumped the rest on my head and just went back to bed lol

[@mandy2917]

dumped the rest on your head 😂

[@MargoMB19]

Love Thirteen in this. Of course I love any scene she's in. Sleepwalking is freaky, before I went into the hospital in 2017 I was apparently sleepwalking a lot, making chocolate milk, going on the computer, it's really creepy to have no memory of doing those things!

[@Sniperboy5551]

Never been sleepwalking, but I’ve definitely blacked out a few times. That’s equally as scary.

[@seoulseokjin]

“Halibaba?” LMAO🤣😅

[@RatSunflower]

imagine if thats the first time they smiled at each other dear lord

[@Bubble170]

“It’s a felony.” **Proceeds to buy drugs with more knowledge finesse than most people who buy drugs on a regular basis have** Right. Realistic.

[@Heligoland360]

I think the implication is she does, or at least did, a lot of drugs.

[@foreignbeggar3783]

what? it’s been shown in other episodes that she gets high. or got high at one point. most notably after finding out about her Huntington’s diagnosis.

[@EddyG2023]

Have you watched the show?

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Didn’t Thirteen have her romantic partner die while she was scoring in the medical lab while as a doctor? Or is that another series?

[@persey7241]

@@tiffanypersaud3518 You're probably mixing them up. The only relationship I remember Thirteen having was with Foreman

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

7:49 damn everybody would smile if they see this every morning

[@jacobroman7846]

my brother once sleep walked looked at me and said "I'm gonna run you over" then headed to his car I pulled him back to bed fast af lol

[@BZ1610]

Lmfaooo

[@agssilv5919]

jacob roman cjill bro chill

[@billmcdonald8901]

That moment when you remember his eyes were open

[@sukalyanchakroborty6030]

@@billmcdonald8901 I don't know in what state sleepwalkers stay like r their eyes stay opened ?? how they go in anywhere & do stuffs like making or peeing drinking anything without seeing in sleep when brain may stop or active ?? Don't know just asking

[@draguta8995]

Some people know their house/environment so well that they can sleepwalk it with their eyes closed. I, for one, though I have never sleepwalked (from what my family tells me), do make a point of memorizing my house with my eyes closed just in case a power outage goes on overnight. Other people have such solid habits of room placement that they never have anything where it doesn't usually go, so that it's just a matter of muscle memory to walk through the house and not have anything trip you up.

[@Lucifer666Est]

"I need a gemetic disease.." "I'm sure you're carrying a few."

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Loved Wilson's reaction to House's "eureka!" face. 🤣

[@syedshahnawazimam9884]

The daughter is a good actor

[@rebekanickell8451]

It's not hard to act emotionless Actors do it by accident all the time

[@Timri3681]

My former roommate used to work in a restaurant. He once sleepwalked into the bathroom, got a pair of my mother's underwear from the laundry hamper, took them to the kitchen and arranged them neatly on the counter . We watched him for a couple minutes until he got a bottle of ketchup from the fridge, then asked "WHAT are you doing!?" He blearily replied "Gotta fix this go-order..." That's when my mother took the ketchup away and I walked him back to his room and put him to bed...

[@Djeispark]

*The last thing that guy looked like was a "Jamal Hammoud"*

[@hannahanneabraham97]

But he kinda does? The girl looks very obviously arab but the dad ould pass off as an arab to me. I'm kinda surprised the team didn't catch on sooner.

[@aribasultan]

Youd be surprised, theres a lot of people who look similar to him that are arabs

[@cv4809]

Ikr, I thought that all Arabs were brown skins with curly hair and beard

[@WAEVOICE]

C V Well, now we can deep-six that stereotype. Only a few hundred more to go.

[@FortuitusVideo]

@@WAEVOICE There are arabs who live on the coast of the Mediterranean. They tend to have a higher european admixture than say an Iraqi.

[@redericson1993]

A father and daughter finally find clinically and empirically self-evident happiness... Dopamine... dopamine and bright, white smiles for all...

[@KCR0506]

"Great... we will start him on immediate treatment for all kinds of garbage"

[@kolizar666]

I love how Wilson is like "yeah, I'm used to this"

[@tv-hl1dm]

Once I sleepwalked from my cottage in our backyard to our house about 30 m away. The cottage is a place where I sleep, basically another house. I got up, didn't put clothes on, took the keys, managed to open the door, go to the main building, and open the door and say: I want to sleep at the sofa" to my mom. When I woke up I was thinking why did I come to the main building for no reason, I can only recall the part when I came in the house at 1 pm and go to the sofa.

[@swetashetty941]

'ive just given you the answer' .. How many times has Wilson been the reason for House's Eureka moments!!

[@megsterbbb]

My brother once sleepwalked into my parents' room and my mum saw him, didn't know he was asleep and got him a glass of water because he was mumbling and she thought that was what he wanted. He took a sip and spat it back out at her then went back to bed

[@Ironicwaffle9503]

Wilson coming through like a true Chad, like always

[@ashikmd.rashid6284]

House: I need a genetic disease Wilson: I'm sure you're carrying a few

[@IronStaff7]

4:05 "I need a genetic disease" "I'm sure you're carrying a few"

[@cambriehanks6542]

I used to sleep walk. I would climb off my top bunk go outside, lock my self out there and cry. I was a mood

[@voss134]

I once sleepwalked and went to leave the house in the middle of the night, pretty spooky

[@trunks9659]

Vostera my brother fell of his high bed and dislocated his knee when he was asleep

[@samulai]

This happened to me too. I was confronted at the door by my dad, awoken by the noise I made. He asked what was I doing, to which I replied: 'I have to go the storage room.' I repeated this line three times before coming to my senses. Spookiest thing is, the storage was in a separate building. Who knows where I would've ended up

[@mrtzak]

House: "I need a genetic disease" Wilson: "I'm sure you're carrying a few" 😂 😂 😂

[@bryankerbow7871]

All these clips are awesome. Ive watched most of them because even though I have seen most every episode they originate from I like rewatching certain parts and these clips are like watching the entire episode in 10 minutes or less. They are basically the video version of cliffs notes. Lol. The entire episode summed up in no time. Thanks to whomever is uploading them.

[@smurfyday]

You folks missed Wilson's dig. House: I need a genetic disease. Wilson: I'm sure you're carrying a few.

[@chrismilton3240]

How is that a dig?

[@janruudschutrups9382]

@@chrismilton3240 Would you take it as a compliment? :P

[@achillesis8521]

Bro waking up to that face and those plants, I would have thought I was in heaven.

[@MrSquiggles.]

When being a doctor turns you into a hustler of hustlers then you know you got a good job

[@gabeslist]

Him waking up and looking at that plant and the use of like color, the breeze, and the changing focus as a visual indicator of feeling happiness was excellent.

[@JuanchisLopez]

7:47 "welp, thats a morning wood that is not going away anytime soon"

[@DJCallidus]

My brother was ill with a chest infection and fever. He goes in to my parents room at 2:00am and tells my dad is friends on the phone. Then handed him his TV remote and went back to bed.

[@stur]

7:42 oh my 👀

[@abdullahjaved0330]

The man gave such a beautiful smile at the end.

[@ejrilling]

“Everyone is happy until they unwrap that pretty present and discover that they got a wall clock 🕑 in the shape of Africa 🌍” I’m dead 💀🤣

[@tolumnia]

The family that sleepwalks together, stays together

[@recklessvector4790]

I fell asleep before dinner. Apparently i sleep walked and ate my dinner 😂

[@YawMoney]

RecklessVector same here. Wow

[@ZolaRenard_01]

Thirteen's knowledge of questionable things is so amazing sometimes 😅

[@dimspacha]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP POSTING House MD is my favorite show I watched it 10times, and can never get even enough of House (and Wilson) THANK YOU

[@tapiocaSheepy]

“Sure hope I’m right.” Of course he’s right, he did the staring off in space for a minute before storming off without (much of) a word thing.

[@fantasyarch]

-You want us to score coke from a drug dealer? -It's exciting! Haha great pitch from House

[@Admiral_Purrito]

"I need a genetic disease" "I am sure you're carrying a few" what a line

[@theponyisday]

I'd give myself lupus to get HOUSE back on Netflix

[@TOLEARY97]

theponyisday It’s on prime video, so if you have Amazon Prime you can watch it all you want!

[@onionyxtv7864]

@@TOLEARY97 damn i was gunna say that

[@LGuiilhermee]

They just took it down from Netflix Brasil too. I'm about to start suing people!

[@ragingmetalhead1624]

Just watch it elsewhere lol

[@theponyisday]

Raging Metal Head I may or may not have downloaded the entire series from piratebay 🤗

[@datemasamune2904]

If Michael Scott ever tried to buy coke, it'd be exactly how Taub did it. XD

[@junit1123]

House: "Treatment tend to be... My inner conscience: "dont do i" House: ...hit or miss" Me: "i gues they never miss"

[@hanz2904]

*HUH?*

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

Just like Pierce Brosnan.

[@muhibaqeel5380]

When the remote has a dead battery, You can't replace it with another dead battery" Gregory house

[@ciangibbons6643]

Typo in the title. Should be "to" not "too"

[@jessecox8486]

It's a play on words. Too means also. The dad has it. The daughter has it too. So they used that as the title.

[@ciangibbons6643]

@@jessecox8486 I know but puns like that are unforgivable in my books, there's other ways it works but that particular sentence is sickening

[@jessecox8486]

@@ciangibbons6643 lol. Okay. I used to hang with a bunch of polyglots, so I have this horrible habit of explaining language concepts.

[@ciangibbons6643]

@@jessecox8486 It's fine, my original post wasn't that clear

[@bbyyy6941]

Jesse Cox nope. It’s still to

[@billflk2364]

She knows her stuff when it comes to coke, the fact she smears her teeth and says she doesn't want the good stuff to hook you on it she wants the same thing as the junkies use, lol

[@bcn1gh7h4wk]

-"House, what are you doing....?" -"Getting coke from a dealer." -"That's a felony." -"No..... it's necessary."

[@laszlokiss4409]

Thirteen: "Feeling better?" I got Olivia Wilde right infront of me, of course im feeling better...

[@NightcruiserMA]

7:16 Anyone else notice that this first clip of Cuddy painting is actually played in reverse?

[@fateunknown9]

NightcruiserMA yeah...

[@NightcruiserMA]

Actually it's the second clip of her painting. I have no idea how or why I would notice that....

[@BailyC295]

My name’s Steven Grant, I work in a gift shop, and I can’t tell the difference between my waking life and dream. 🌙

[@mjtraeger_official]

I once sleepwalked into my grandma's room and deliriously stated "no, i wasn't playing with the scissors" and then promptly fell over

[@0ZeroTolerence]

Love how House says "Nope!" as he left the office just to specifically prove the dude wrong.