What a woman wants That Mitchell and Webb Look

Cyrano updated for the modern age.

[@rasputozen]

I think mitchell is really charming in this one. He's like this grown up kid that just discovered all these secrets and wants to share them with everyone lol

[@bobdy9988]

I wish I could hire this guy to walk about with me all the time

[@ambraiezzi5037]

What a masterpiece. : )

[@GiratinaofFury]

And they say romance is dead.

[@BGKO1992]

i really need this guy in my life...

[@ConanCnutKicker]

'you need it, you ugly cow !' fucking rofl !!!!

[@vergilmontiero2558]

This video was very enlightening.

[@tombstoneharrystudios584]

Speaking as someone who grew up in Chantry…this is less a comedy and more a Masterclass 😂 (And yes, I wouldn’t kick ‘Debbie’ out of bed 😉)

[@rasputozen]

absolutely brilliant!!

[@TheColossalSquid]

If anyone is wondering why David looks like that its a reference to Cyrano de Bergerac. Not that anyone cares

[@grandcommander1140]

I do, thanks :]

[@Jeff-ns2iy]

because you love it

[@wtfbollos]

absolutely brilliant! these two are possibly the funniest comedy actors/comedians this country ever produced..these guys are in a league of their own!

[@explodingplant2]

David is so CUTE at 2:54.

[@pauldog]

The... Terrifying thing... Is that in many cases this is true. Note: I said many cases, not all or even most.

[@astrolillo]

Jesus, were you 15? This is true in 99% of the cases, 100% if you are hot

[@Howlciver]

lol at the spit.

[@rolshharris]

Love Davids nose

[@7Heaven8ROONEY]

yeah, you're right! I'm starting to realise that a lot as I get older. But you can symphatise, in that it takes time for a lot of men to appear confident as they often need a valid basis for this confidence ( university, independence, etc.), so you can understand these men often struggle and have to sometimes endure painful/awkward social situations during adolescence which potentially could scar you for life in some cases.

[@sandrorass890]

Potentially?

[@runinghorseface]

Love it

[@ReyyanK]

This is epic, truly

[@dchris1990]

women...have changed since the 16th century

[@MxMagpie]

Yes, she would fit that stereotype accurately.

[@wtfbollos]

..and so, ze dance begins..

[@jakep1979]

women like the badboys!!! they tell you they like to be treated like a lady but when you do that they walk all over you and run back to the ex who treated them like shit!!! you know its true ladies!!!!

[@nellautumngirl]

@CCNuck agreed, it's so attractive when men have morals

[@CCNuck]

BAHA! Cyrano de Bergerac! Good golly I love these guys. I love you, Mitchell and Webb. I love the idea that one-night-stand is kinda icky and taking advantage of a woman with self-esteem issues is crap and that if someone's okay with being called nasty things n' such you might not like them very much anyway. With this and the women-sort-yourself-out commercials, I love how kind of fantastically feminist these guys are. *squeezes*

[@queenofwrld13]

@TheConnorian I was saying not ALL girls go for "bad boys." I know tons of women who think that's a total turn off. It is definitely a matter of self respect though, regardless of gender, I agree.

[@TheThinkingDead]

@DiamondbackCobra My sentiments exactly

[@self-proclaimednimwit2263]

This comment section has so many ancient comments that it should be a museum

[@austinschwartz7424]

And simps

[@vergilmontiero2558]

@@austinschwartz7424 the further away the comments are from the year this video was first posted, the simpier they become.

[@maggie1321972]

My sediments exactly!

[@ScotVideos]

Guys, calm the fuck down. It's a sketch, not a VT for a sexism conference.

[@bernicerogers2383]

Cyrano de Bergerac spoof. 😂

[@zapkvr]

The spoof was later. After the coke

[@freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez]

David is priceless at the end...xD

[@aerialkate]

"Nice guys finish last". No. Average looking guys don't do as well as the lookers. And it's EXACTLY the same for women. Much is made of the fact that serial killers Ted Bundy and Richard Ramirez had 'groupies' at their trials. Bundy looked like a conventionally handsome day time soap star and Ramirez looked like a heavy metal rock star. Statistically, pretty people (both men and women) do better in terms of verdicts at jury trials. Ask any lawyer. Pretty people can literally get away with murder. However, Dennis 'BTK' Rader, of whom the kindest thing one could say would be that he has a more 'homely' appearance - didn't get the trial groupies. My point being that women are as shallow as men in terms of favouring looks over character. This does not make them inherently masochistic. I'm sorry if your girlfriend dumped you, but women get dumped too.

[@tobyseraph9435]

Well that's partially true. You must also remember that serial killers usually are psychopaths and therefore extremely skilled at charming people. And women do go more on character than on looks. Sure they like a ripped guy but if he's boring he is not much to have. Often women want qualities that are exciting. That is why it is said that wisdom ages better than pussy. Women don't usually develop these qualities because they don't have to and when their looks go so does her mating value. So yes women are shallow but not as shallow as men.

[@tobyseraph9435]

aerialkate Ok, spewing buzzwords like misogynistic against everything you don't like doesn't work except on people who are letting shit like that get to them. Also, just because you are a woman doesn't automatically mean that you know everything about women. A psychologist for example who specializes in feminine psychology probably knows more about women than you do even if he's a man. Also we are discussing on youtube so just relax. Our "debate" here doesn't really mean anything.

[@tobyseraph9435]

aerialkate Yes thank you for enlightening me since thou art so wise. And I bet all your computers are Mac, you drive a Prius and buy all your clothes at Urban Outfitters. Because thats who you are, just a better human being.

[@Shadowmaxim]

aerialkate Typical response when you know you got called out, such as "thank you for telling me all about myself" "best of luck getting laid, you'll need it" and "you must hate women". Bahahaha

[@aerialkate]

***** I recommend corrective lenses.

[@jackheslop939]

I found this sketch funny. I felt the need to say that as a contrast to all the bizarre ranting comments about gender politics. I... I just thought it was funny, okay? I liked the twist on the classic Cyrano story and the poking fun at "treat 'em mean" cliches. I enjoyed myself. Is... is that enough?

[@josephking2055]

SIMP

[@thecreepycritic4455]

@@josephking2055 I’m gay.

[@josephking2055]

@@thecreepycritic4455 you want a cookie

[@thecreepycritic4455]

@@josephking2055 Why did you call me a simp?

[@josephking2055]

@@thecreepycritic4455 You don't have to justify your sense of humor. Stop being a simp.

[@karrado4]

Ha! This is funny and depressing all in one.

[@gradgurl2007]

@Mochme - Oh that's not a generalization at all.

[@Bluelunes]

Is she what's known as a 'Chav'?

[@246schoolgal246]

I've never heard chav being specifically about men, women can be chavs too (most chavs I know are women)

[@LO-zs3db]

Bluelunes yeah

[@-zSoloSz-]

Chavette*

[@seangilmore70]

dallitt88 chav, chavette, Chavot, Chavez!

[@zapkvr]

Council housing and violent

[@soooyeahhh]

@CaptainAntlers ...where did that idea come from? You know what, never mind, come to britain and try it out... but the consequent broken jaw will probably mean that your only means of communicating with others will be through trollin' youtube comments... thus leading to more people giving you sarcastic advice...it's a vicious cirsle and I can't wait to watch.

[@lansdowne10]

@nedmadstone91 She says ' Out where' .

[@macnos]

@wilkinson1291 You're absolutely right. People will really appreciate that, especially if they're black lol.

[@Tot-nd2od]

I used to be Always ON the gentle Side...result..Not even a Date out nor a simple kiss.....i changed my Style..non Stop fun as a result...Do i need to understand Woman

[@queenofwrld13]

@jakep1979 So you don't have any relationships where the "power" is equal? Where you discuss what is bothering you and don't assume you or they are more important?

[@indiefan92]

CYRANO reminded me of this!

[@scaryninja1693]

@dchris1990 Lol, have you not adjusted since then? ;)

[@TheConnorian]

@elsmosam Chemical reaction in the brain which causes them to be attracted to arseholes, its psychology but who cares eh? they get to enjoy being: beaten, shouted at and generally abused. In my opinion, as harsh as this may sound, if they can't tell when theres someone who actually cares for them around they aren't worth that person one bit.

[@maggie1321972]

think he was joking mate!

[@Smithpolly]

@nedmadstone91 Out where?

[@jakep1979]

@queenofwrld13 actually those who don't accept reality tend to mirror their own sediments onto others.

[@lotuseater7247]

British women.

[@nedmadstone91]

What does she say after at 1:29?

[@chriswilson1853]

"Out where?"

[@VultRoos]

the people who really try and do the right thing and treat women with respect because they think women should be respected are usually people who are self-confident enough not to be bothered by random strangers labeling them losers. It's the people who treat women with respect solely because they want to get laid who get really frustrated. Look at the skit, man. After learning about the girl he doesn't want to know her anymore. How is that a bad thing?

[@ShaktipatSeer2]

So fucking :truestory:

[@julianp9020]

hmm

[@jakep1979]

@queenofwrld13 equal doesn't exist, there is no such thing someone always has more power.

[@queenofwrld13]

@jakep1979 MY MATTER THAT SETTLES TO THE BOTTOM OF LIQUID IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. I need to stop arguing with youtubers. I assume you mean "sentiment."

[@FimaWWW]

@InternetManable because only a real man would allow himself to act like that...

[@Zer0nite]

you seem upset :D

[@scalbard]

@CCNuck I honestly can't tell if you're making a joke about how anti-feminist they are or if you genuinely believe they are

[@Zero_Ninety]

Looks like your average swindon girl right there...

[@queenofwrld13]

@jakep1979 That's stupid. And false. My boyfriends treats me like an equal & I'd dump him if he didn't. It's a matter of self-respect.

[@yolei36]

Am I the only one who thinks that look almost suits David?

[@VultRoos]

"SOME women with self esteem issues respond well to abusive behavior....because they're USED TO PHYSICAL and/or MENTAL ABUSE since childhood." Not everyone with self-esteem issues got that way because they're used to physical/mental abuse. There's different ways to gain a low self-esteem.

[@XetXetable]

If something focuses on both males and females it is then gender egalitarian, by definition, not feminist.

[@rlinfinity]

Seriously yeah this is how you have to treat women. When you act like you worship them they take you for granted. Treat em like they're a mere diversion that you might lose interest in, fast.

[@Mochme]

LOL! its so true chicks dig the biggest wankers

[@wookiedestroyer101]

yes I agree. Being alone is better than being with a bitch.

[@kevintwine2315]

Moral of the story - Nice guys finish last

[@KristianCramer]

thats not feminism.. That's just logic..

[@wachiinn]

@Aamuilma yeah, your logic fails when you assume only SOME women have self esteem issues and not almost all of them

[@rstdot]

PUA in a nutshell

[@MajBlood]

It is true, women love abuse.

[@7Heaven8ROONEY]

lool yeah because alot of girls go out with guys who they have friendzoned....do me a favour

[@ElizabethKall]

That's not true.While the movement itself does largely focus on women(as well as children, as someone pointed out), it doesn't mean that you can't be a feminist AND an egalitarian,these concepts have largely the same meaning. And solving female issues is obviously going to affect men as well, e.g. women earning more means that men don't have to be the breadwinners etc.

[@BeeAre]

a lot of feminism really is just logic sadly :X