"I'll Hold on to your money for you"

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Steven He

Steven He

Күн бұрын

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@ST0NE_206
@ST0NE_206 11 ай бұрын
Hold on as in: “you’re never seeing this again” ☠️
@Omocoldest
@Omocoldest 11 ай бұрын
They said they put it in the college savings
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
you already know
@vihaan_17
@vihaan_17 11 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe I mean all asians know that pain.
@ryku5000
@ryku5000 11 ай бұрын
​@Bentaga-recap9bot
@barneydoesgriddy2170
@barneydoesgriddy2170 11 ай бұрын
WHY DID YOU TELL THE SECRET OF THE ASIAN PARENTESSS
@saadayahgbolo60
@saadayahgbolo60 11 ай бұрын
"It's great to be a parent" - Steven He
@Iuhhuhggvf-rj2ys
@Iuhhuhggvf-rj2ys 11 ай бұрын
“It’s great to steal children ang Pao money” Literally almost every Asian parent
@RyanLee-ho9ht
@RyanLee-ho9ht 11 ай бұрын
It's Steven She
@DogFish-NZ
@DogFish-NZ 11 ай бұрын
I make stepping sounds watching Steven He wideo's
@shaoronmd
@shaoronmd 11 ай бұрын
That's basically the chinese version of Mel Brook's "it's good to be king"
@omgomgaming2845
@omgomgaming2845 11 ай бұрын
Also steven he - "It's not great to be a parent of a FALIURE
@im_crazy_about_books_not_you
@im_crazy_about_books_not_you 11 ай бұрын
steven: GETTING 2000 DOLLARS IN ONE ENVELOPE me: CRIES IN NON ASIAN
@ohbems
@ohbems 10 ай бұрын
lol it might seem like free money but most of the time it's expected to be returned as something equal or greater in some way (like a gift worth roughly the same or more, a you giving similar or greater amount of money on their child's wedding, or the like)
@kaiseheretic7847
@kaiseheretic7847 10 ай бұрын
Usually you don't get that much and remember while u are receiving money you parents are giving away cash to other kids.
@aredub1847
@aredub1847 9 ай бұрын
at 9 YEARS OLD!!!
@tenzinxflora_012
@tenzinxflora_012 8 ай бұрын
It’s usually 20-100$
@BotanistOnDuna
@BotanistOnDuna 7 ай бұрын
@@ohbems 0 interest loans? I'm in!
@shii5795
@shii5795 11 ай бұрын
My dad held onto my red envelopes for 18 years. Every year he deposited them into an account so they could grow in interest. On my 18th birthday, he gave me a check for around $50,000 and I got a truck for work and college. I hated that he held the money when I was little. But damn I was happy he held it for me when I turned 18.
@d-air1
@d-air1 11 ай бұрын
Wow, sounds like the one instance where this worked out.
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 11 ай бұрын
You spend the entire 50k on a truck? Could have got a good used car for 10k and have lots left! You dont need a brand new truck for college, what are you going to transport in that flatbed, two tons of books?
@morgan97475
@morgan97475 11 ай бұрын
@@2MeterLP Yes....two tons of books bought at full price but sold back to the campus book at an 80% discount because campus book stores suck.
@shii5795
@shii5795 11 ай бұрын
@@2MeterLP not the entire. I think I did about 9500 on an old ford. A lot of it went to college. But at the time, I was more happy with the vehicle, than I was with yet more years of education lol. :)
@Orwellian-Purple-Grapes-1984
@Orwellian-Purple-Grapes-1984 11 ай бұрын
After I turned 12 I never needed my parents to deposit my money for me, I received a junior bank account from them wherein I could deposit (and withdraw) money by myself. I was never someone who spend lots of money on toys/games or whatever, so my junior account was never empty; I think my parents were lucky to have an easy child in that aspect. Before that, I put all my money in the piggy bank and then my parents went with me to the bank to empy the piggy bank into a savings account they had opened for me.
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 11 ай бұрын
The simultaneous magnanimity and being a cheapskate in Asian parents should honestly be studied.
@airshiphead
@airshiphead 11 ай бұрын
Well it's generosity when trying to compete with relatives/communicate social status, cheapskate the rest of the time
@kristamcnair1430
@kristamcnair1430 11 ай бұрын
No my friend.. parents in general 😂🤣💯
@Quincy_Morris
@Quincy_Morris 11 ай бұрын
Giving money to celebrate lunar new year is traditional.
@hiddendrifts
@hiddendrifts 11 ай бұрын
@@airshiphead exactly what i was gonna say lmao
@greggv8
@greggv8 11 ай бұрын
I know some people who'll do anything for anyone, except their own kids.
@franklin_67
@franklin_67 8 ай бұрын
What Steven says:"I got New Year's money." What Asian dad hears:"I got money for you to spend."
@ryzastoutgaming2279
@ryzastoutgaming2279 11 ай бұрын
"CHEAP BASTARD! I see you driving a Tesla, I know you got cash" is my new favorite line XD
@littlebean1556
@littlebean1556 11 ай бұрын
Same!!!!😂
@susancarrillo626
@susancarrillo626 11 ай бұрын
Exactly what my grandchildren say to me at Christmas and on their birthdays!
@RareFXChrisC
@RareFXChrisC 11 ай бұрын
Some people are terrible with money and spend all their money on a car, then have little to no money left over. Thus, appear to be rich, but aren't.
@DarvakSondrath
@DarvakSondrath 11 ай бұрын
I loved the irony, he gave his nephew $50, but called his sister cheap for giving his son $50.
@tusharrathore6330
@tusharrathore6330 11 ай бұрын
I can relate to that. At my big brother's wedding, one of my father's friend gave him an envelope containing 101 rupees as a wedding gift. The guy in question was rich, and he basically gave my brother a dollar as wedding gift.
@mimp8365
@mimp8365 11 ай бұрын
“I give you special deal: We round up! $95,000.” 😂😂😂
@BlizzardPeak
@BlizzardPeak 11 ай бұрын
Do cash! I give you 3% off for cash!
@Nuker_Dominus
@Nuker_Dominus 11 ай бұрын
“Just for you lah, I waive all the fees, hah”
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 11 ай бұрын
I give you special deal...I add interest now and not later!
@Peridoughnut
@Peridoughnut 11 ай бұрын
the “buy rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school” line absolutely killed me lol i was laughing so hard at that for a solid 5 minutes straight
@ABC-ed8cg
@ABC-ed8cg 6 ай бұрын
Same!!! It’s such a genius line 😆. The dad’s internal monologue with the high-pitched voice in that incredulous tone & the dramatic er-hu music just kills me lol!!!!
@lordeeveeuwu9832
@lordeeveeuwu9832 11 ай бұрын
Steven: gets $2000 in his red envelopes Me: *cries in $8*
@hyacinthlilith7251
@hyacinthlilith7251 11 ай бұрын
different currency, maybe?
@d2132fedew.
@d2132fedew. 11 ай бұрын
i cry with SGD10 cant even buy one speed champions
@j888y6
@j888y6 11 ай бұрын
Your lucky I get 5
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 11 ай бұрын
Gandma and uncle gave you ang pao with values divisible by 4? Azzholes! Might as well thrown some coin in those while they're at it!
@betsysipe5512
@betsysipe5512 11 ай бұрын
What is this tradition? My ignorance leaves me confused..
@sasukesuite1
@sasukesuite1 11 ай бұрын
“Auntie Helen gave $50” Uncle Rodger: Haiyaaa
@Echo_419
@Echo_419 11 ай бұрын
I was waiting for this correlation!
@Dv_Firedragon
@Dv_Firedragon 11 ай бұрын
@@Echo_419 Uncle Roger: 50 dollars, cheaper than my ex-wife
@Echo_419
@Echo_419 11 ай бұрын
@@Dv_Firedragon 😂
@AndrewTan-random
@AndrewTan-random 11 ай бұрын
Hmm, that means Uncle Roger and Steven’s dad are related somehow The plot thickens
@agamersinsanity
@agamersinsanity 11 ай бұрын
So weak, so weak!
@sriharshacv7760
@sriharshacv7760 11 ай бұрын
It is funny for adults but for kids, it is truly heartbreaking and affects their confidence.
@hackman669
@hackman669 10 ай бұрын
Moral of story if you have 💰 stash it. Tell no one 😊
@npcimknot958
@npcimknot958 10 ай бұрын
@@hackman669the cookie tin is there for a reason - learn from grand ma :)
@DDP-Gaming
@DDP-Gaming 11 ай бұрын
The T. *He* Bank was honestly so genius
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 11 ай бұрын
Should have been a warning that Steven he's Dad bought the bank, so they were going to side with the dad.
@nealsmusic3896
@nealsmusic3896 11 ай бұрын
T stands for Timmy. He started the bank when he was born.
@FrozenPureRose
@FrozenPureRose 11 ай бұрын
Idk if it's just me, I read it phonetically (Tee Hee Bank).
@KingdomOfSaulo
@KingdomOfSaulo 11 ай бұрын
@@nealsmusic3896 fucking genius here
@darkdaubeny
@darkdaubeny 11 ай бұрын
I read it as T (the) HE (steven HE) bank 😂😂
@Cryptic0013
@Cryptic0013 11 ай бұрын
If you have a niece or nephew, the greatest Chinese New Year's gift you can give them is a note hidden in the envelope warning them to HIDE THE BAG
@m.thompson3919
@m.thompson3919 11 ай бұрын
That's amazing. 🤣
@infinitivez
@infinitivez 11 ай бұрын
This is the most ancient and most wise of all Chinese proverb!
@quinkana1
@quinkana1 11 ай бұрын
I think I'm the only one whose money is actually kept by my parents and given back to us when my sibling and I're old enough lmao
@Madmax-o4q
@Madmax-o4q 11 ай бұрын
@@quinkana1you must be. I’ve never met another. Source lived in South Asia.
@quinkana1
@quinkana1 11 ай бұрын
@@Madmax-o4q Yeah my parents are relatively chill as asian parents lmao
@Athithan_2000
@Athithan_2000 11 ай бұрын
2:13 Me! Oh I’m just reliving my trauma of the past except it’s my birthday money, that my dad gambled away and lost everything!
@Crownerd090
@Crownerd090 9 ай бұрын
Press F to pay respect
@ShatteredKnight
@ShatteredKnight 9 ай бұрын
Oof
@GMKriv
@GMKriv 8 ай бұрын
Same, but alcohol and sigarrets
@sahar1213
@sahar1213 7 ай бұрын
@eertikrux666
@eertikrux666 11 ай бұрын
The fact that you dare say the phrase “I want to buy video game” and your parent doesn’t scold you immediately is very fascinating
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
HAHAAAAA yup video games was basically drugs to parents
@jeremygrossardt7548
@jeremygrossardt7548 10 ай бұрын
That is so true it's the new version of drugs
@foxyolk
@foxyolk 10 ай бұрын
​drug too expensive @@StevenHe
@raynar01
@raynar01 10 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHeAin't that the truth... my parents almost made me choose: candy or video games
@alittlelapin
@alittlelapin 10 ай бұрын
there was no scolding bc his dad already knew where that money was going 😂
@NapalmConsumer
@NapalmConsumer 11 ай бұрын
Showed this to mother, 50 bucks suspiciously found its way under my pillow the next morning. Cheers, Steven!
@tailsfan10
@tailsfan10 11 ай бұрын
*_$50?!?!?!_*
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
HAHAHAH more people should show me to their parents
@NapalmConsumer
@NapalmConsumer 11 ай бұрын
fr, that's only a small portion of the money that's been 'borrowed', though...
@leimengdeK
@leimengdeK 11 ай бұрын
out of all your videos this is the best one by far!!! 15/10!!!
@dealforbet8888
@dealforbet8888 11 ай бұрын
"I feel you, Asian parents always finding creative ways to save money for us, even if it's a little frustrating at times."
@theofficialkuni
@theofficialkuni 11 ай бұрын
How do you have 1 million subs with one video 😮
@margusprokuda4973
@margusprokuda4973 11 ай бұрын
@@theofficialkuni wtf, how is that even possible.... Is this how they fabricate famous people? :D
@Joy-e5m4v
@Joy-e5m4v 11 ай бұрын
look at this verified bot yapping
@sephypantsu
@sephypantsu 11 ай бұрын
and only 10,000 views on the video
@ACE112ACE112
@ACE112ACE112 11 ай бұрын
When they say it's for college but they already have a real college fund and robbed you.
@therandomcarguy77
@therandomcarguy77 11 ай бұрын
3:50 "The Mercedes Convertible, good for my back"😂😂😂 The quote is back babyyyy
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 11 ай бұрын
Think it was originally blue though.
@billr3053
@billr3053 11 ай бұрын
Used to be just a Gucci backpack was good for his back. Now he needs a Mercedes to carry it in.
@therandomcarguy77
@therandomcarguy77 11 ай бұрын
@@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE yep, and don't forget the Rolex too, good for his wrist😂
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 11 ай бұрын
@@therandomcarguy77 🤣🤣🤣
@NaniLiYang
@NaniLiYang 11 ай бұрын
The therapist session was brilliant 😂
@novalarifin9703
@novalarifin9703 11 ай бұрын
"Hey Mom did you still keep my Chinese New Year Money?" "Did you mean your new schoolbag or your new shoes?"
@someteennamedcharles2035
@someteennamedcharles2035 11 ай бұрын
Not the gaslight, gatekeep, guilt trip at the end. 💀😭
@Meryem-nf1gu
@Meryem-nf1gu 5 ай бұрын
0:14 screams
@joeslickback
@joeslickback 3 ай бұрын
$500, DA HAIL?!
@casseycollenyt
@casseycollenyt 11 ай бұрын
The only reason I don't give my money to my Asian parents because if it's gone it's just gone
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
now that I'm paying taxes, I miss the parent bank
@Lost2music
@Lost2music 11 ай бұрын
​@StevenHe my Chinese parents are the true bottomless pit. 12 years of red pockets. And I got over 10k on my 10th birthday party ( I'm the only boy in both my extendedfamily). I never saw a dime. Gladly paying taxes now than try to fill that hole. At least with taxes I get to keep half.
@Daithi24
@Daithi24 11 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe You're a celebrity now Steven. You need to get a better accountant who can avoid all those annoying taxes. Maybe claim that you're a multinational corporation with your offices in Ireland. That seems to work great for Apple and Google.
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 11 ай бұрын
@@Daithi24 I think you need to wine and dine a few senators and whatnot for that to work.
@Daithi24
@Daithi24 11 ай бұрын
@@MyVanir Steven is the CEO of Failure Management. Surely he can afford to entertain a few senators.
@darrengordon-hill
@darrengordon-hill 11 ай бұрын
"Half price rent for washing dishes" That's A LOT of dishes!!
@sp4cef0rc37
@sp4cef0rc37 11 ай бұрын
I know where the money went: maid dress.
@Sensei5am
@Sensei5am 11 ай бұрын
Lol you're video is so true, my parents straight up robbed my new years money when I was a kid, anything over $20 they "keep it safe" the the "bank" and then "forget" about it when I ask them for it
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 11 ай бұрын
I bet Asian Dad’s voiceover was great for his vocal cords 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
I should probably scream less
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 11 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe That’s what He said
@Nijeldagamer
@Nijeldagamer 11 ай бұрын
@@PokhrajRoy. AYO
@qfcbv
@qfcbv 11 ай бұрын
@@PokhrajRoy.this is perfect😂😂😂
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 11 ай бұрын
@@qfcbv Haha thank you
@paooblo_baooblo
@paooblo_baooblo 11 ай бұрын
The soul leaving his body at 0:25 🤣
@tanyatana3661
@tanyatana3661 2 ай бұрын
I’m a translator, basically “let me keep it for you” means you’re never gonna see yo money again.
@DiamsterAC
@DiamsterAC 11 ай бұрын
Man, this is exactly like my childhood! Somehow my new year money also “disappeared” after depositing at the bank…
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
ahhhh the bank. always loses our money
@ErbyZeferino
@ErbyZeferino 11 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHeTrue like a wise man said "give your parents your money get always stolen" 😅😅😅
@DiamsterAC
@DiamsterAC 11 ай бұрын
⁠@@StevenHe and out of nowhere, somehow your parents magically get new stuff a few days after the bank loses your money!
@MirzaAhmed89
@MirzaAhmed89 11 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe aaand it's gone!
@rax1899
@rax1899 11 ай бұрын
Now that I think about it I just never asked for the money back, like ever. I don’t even know how much my parents owe me smh
@JamesCheng13SMCS
@JamesCheng13SMCS 11 ай бұрын
Bro this is my life as an Asian, thank you STEVEN for making this video, it is very cool!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@joeblow229
@joeblow229 10 ай бұрын
Deposits money into a Chinese bank, Chinese bank "Aaaaaaaand it's gone.".
@irsyadhafizi5026
@irsyadhafizi5026 11 ай бұрын
Steven : Timmy's dad give me 2000$ Steven's dad : $2000! What da hail! He's 9! That scene made me laugh so hard🤣
@AlphaR0ck04
@AlphaR0ck04 11 ай бұрын
The dad is 9 years old? 💀
@irsyadhafizi5026
@irsyadhafizi5026 11 ай бұрын
When I think about it, I think 'he' is referring to Steven not Timmy's dad@@AlphaR0ck04
@ParrotPentester
@ParrotPentester 11 ай бұрын
@@AlphaR0ck04 this comment explains why english is still taught in grade 12
@smurfaccount9269
@smurfaccount9269 11 ай бұрын
@@ParrotPentester I can kind of understand the confusion, Steven doesn't look nine in the video, so they assumed "he can't refer to Steven, it doesn't make sense to refer to Timmy since he's not giving the money, so Timmy's dad is 9?" Timmy got a job at a neurosurgeon at a very early age, so him being a father (ignore the sex part required) meets the theme of him being precociously responsible.
@Mitaka-Asa
@Mitaka-Asa 11 ай бұрын
When I was 12. I remembered my aunt gave me $3,500. But i was sad because I knew this would happen next
@PoyoPowerPlant
@PoyoPowerPlant 11 ай бұрын
"Happy New Year though" is such a nice thing to say to someone who just got robbed, would say it again 👍
@SwaraJadhav-pl4jf
@SwaraJadhav-pl4jf 9 ай бұрын
"What's he gonna do?,,,buy rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school?!.😂😂😂
@athenaathena77712
@athenaathena77712 11 ай бұрын
I think all parents are guilty of this one here no matter the culture or race LOL❤😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSSSS SO TRUE
@LordMalhuse
@LordMalhuse 11 ай бұрын
Agree but i never let'em keep my money.
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 11 ай бұрын
My parents never stole from me because they arent honorless scumbags.
@amanasd26
@amanasd26 11 ай бұрын
what? oh hell no. that is scumbag behavior unless your family is destitute.
@m.thompson3919
@m.thompson3919 11 ай бұрын
My mom borrowed from me periodically, but she always paid it back.... Well, most of the time. 🤔 👀
@sourcream1671
@sourcream1671 11 ай бұрын
this is so relatable, my parents would always make me put it into college fund
@DogFish-NZ
@DogFish-NZ 11 ай бұрын
it's so relatable, I make stepping sounds watching Steven He wideo's 😉
@trikstari7687
@trikstari7687 11 ай бұрын
Hope you spent it on trade school instead lol.
@Meryem-nf1gu
@Meryem-nf1gu 5 ай бұрын
0:44 screams quietly
@WEI-ep5qr
@WEI-ep5qr 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@Alislug
@Alislug 11 ай бұрын
3:10 the use of elkonig in the background is perfect especially schumman's "galloping horse" effect
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt 11 ай бұрын
Ayeee you noticed! I wasn’t thinking about the galloping effect, but more so the drama and color shifts within the piece. I would like to learn to play it someday, it would be such a flex 💪 - Editor Megan
@Alislug
@Alislug 11 ай бұрын
ye its relly hard on both pianist and singer the pianist having that insane speed and the singer needing to sing 4 characters@@megan_l_yt Also i didn't realise you edited stevens vids XD
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt 11 ай бұрын
@@Alislug Oh, I didn’t know the singer was singing multiple characters! Also the violin version is just ✨pain✨
@Alislug
@Alislug 11 ай бұрын
Oh i play the violin ;D ye the singer has to sing the voice of the father, son, Elkonig (Elfking) and narrator. Its about a dad bringing his dying son to a doctor on his horse ( hence the galloping) as they ride along he hallucinates and sees visions of the elkonig who is supposedly the grim reaper teling him to join him while the father tries toget him to stay on by the time they arrive the son is already gone@@megan_l_yt
@_qwerty_3545
@_qwerty_3545 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for saying the name, I’ve been looking for it lmao
@truebaconsamurai15
@truebaconsamurai15 11 ай бұрын
The fact that said he could buy so many McNuggets 😂
@gojosgirl6487
@gojosgirl6487 11 ай бұрын
Haha, like why is that the first thing you would think of when you get $2000?
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 11 ай бұрын
The boy must like McNuggets! GIVE THE BOY HIS MCNUGGETS!!!
@truebaconsamurai15
@truebaconsamurai15 11 ай бұрын
@@gojosgirl6487 Right? 😂
@revolvingworld2676
@revolvingworld2676 Ай бұрын
@@gojosgirl6487 The first thing I would have thought as a 9 year old is a new videogame console
@RealmJD
@RealmJD 8 ай бұрын
I've never heard Asian Dad hit bars those high before. Such is the power of the ampao.
@micpravin
@micpravin 11 ай бұрын
I like how Steven pushed when it said pull...🤣
@acelim6259
@acelim6259 11 ай бұрын
I get $1500-2500 every chinese new year in red packets and i always bank in myself to prevent "parental theft" lmao.
@nicholasgoh145
@nicholasgoh145 11 ай бұрын
Doesn’t “Parental theft” mean theft of parents?
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 11 ай бұрын
That's a hefty amount, ngl.
@Sam-2468
@Sam-2468 11 ай бұрын
Damn 20 years and you got 40k
@iamahugefan-p7l
@iamahugefan-p7l 11 ай бұрын
"so many books so little time !!!" i love it
@MelloWasImposter1
@MelloWasImposter1 11 ай бұрын
Steven: 'And my parents put it in a bank, and I just went to the bank, and they didn't give it to me' police: *lmao*🤣
@TempestGD01
@TempestGD01 11 ай бұрын
🗿
@letlive1796
@letlive1796 11 ай бұрын
Bro you made me cry so hard with the reverse math of parents.....
@HyperFlameFan
@HyperFlameFan 10 ай бұрын
im happy how he calculated this fast like what da hail
@OldSchoolLife
@OldSchoolLife 11 ай бұрын
"Would you say you have a hard time trusting others? Why do you think that is"? Umm, because his parents always took his Chinese New Year money and wouldn't give it back, consistently compared him to his cousin, and threw slippers at him whenever he got bad grades. Sounds about right
@ferretyluv
@ferretyluv 11 ай бұрын
Good job, you got the joke. Want a cookie?
@OldSchoolLife
@OldSchoolLife 11 ай бұрын
No, thanks. Want a lollipop?@@ferretyluv
@saruwatarisa
@saruwatarisa 11 ай бұрын
@@ferretyluv I also got the joke, can I have a cookie? (´。◕ ω◕。`)
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
This channel is my therapy homework
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
Instead of dealing with trauma, I make skits about them and upload them to this channel
@adarsh_02
@adarsh_02 11 ай бұрын
1:45 that laugh 💀
@tuarstinkyalt3
@tuarstinkyalt3 Ай бұрын
facts
@Xzy_158
@Xzy_158 10 ай бұрын
03:05 the piece here, 'Der Erlkönig' is about a father rushing to save his son's life, but in this clip, it's Steven's dad absolutely ruining him lmao
@ABC-ed8cg
@ABC-ed8cg 6 ай бұрын
Where’s the Der Erlkonig reference from? Don’t see it in the video?
@Xzy_158
@Xzy_158 6 ай бұрын
@@ABC-ed8cg it's the music
@nativeite315
@nativeite315 5 ай бұрын
lol i thought i was the only one who noticed
@RedAndFlower
@RedAndFlower 4 ай бұрын
Lol thats actually so funny 😂
@ednise69
@ednise69 11 ай бұрын
Haitian here. When a parent says, "Let me hold your money for you", it's as good as gone. And when you ask for it, excuses galore. Yeah, I learned my lesson.
@marinocelerin4063
@marinocelerin4063 11 ай бұрын
Honestly, i can relate especially when they pretend to be dumb and act they don't have it or use the " i gave u life card" to guilt trip u. I hate that so much
@durk5331
@durk5331 11 ай бұрын
I'd be like "I'd rather have the money than the lousy life, thanks for giving me the gift I never asked for"
@curlyhole8861
@curlyhole8861 11 ай бұрын
@@durk5331 then they'll whoop ur ass
@ednise69
@ednise69 11 ай бұрын
@@durk5331 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
@ednise69
@ednise69 11 ай бұрын
@@marinocelerin4063 Me too
@mikip6638
@mikip6638 11 ай бұрын
1:12 "what money?" F TO RELATE
@d3ltaa683
@d3ltaa683 11 ай бұрын
On god breh
@FriedChopstick
@FriedChopstick 3 ай бұрын
this was way too relatable from begining to end its like I'm watching a movie of my own life
@vijayakrishna55
@vijayakrishna55 11 ай бұрын
Dammitttt, that counselling session, so relatable 😆
@marknyasha-xc8lb
@marknyasha-xc8lb 11 ай бұрын
I respect Steven for knowing when to stop that emotional damage stuff even tho it made him less popular
@HanSolo1
@HanSolo1 10 ай бұрын
Why and when did it stop
@marknyasha-xc8lb
@marknyasha-xc8lb 10 ай бұрын
@@HanSolo1 it was getting old and annoying it stopped like a year or two ago
@jxllxannx
@jxllxannx 11 ай бұрын
The Bank = Parents Wallets
@choochoo3041
@choochoo3041 11 ай бұрын
1:03 As an Asian guy, TRUE. Everytime I get my lucky Money, they all forcefully taken by my parents😂😂😂.
@cwhosoever9542
@cwhosoever9542 10 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@mlgkoalaplayz8977
@mlgkoalaplayz8977 11 ай бұрын
The walking sound at 1:21 💀
@Wuzzup129
@Wuzzup129 11 ай бұрын
I'll be sure to show this to my mom when she mentions putting my holiday money in her bank account.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAH please do
@Wuzzup129
@Wuzzup129 11 ай бұрын
@StevenHe Update: I think she's mad at me. Sent the vid and she replied with "🤬"
@OtherAxoltol
@OtherAxoltol 11 ай бұрын
A normal dad hearing this kid's earnings: "We are going to Disneyland, no DisneyWORLD"
@dracohan2764
@dracohan2764 11 ай бұрын
Blud cant touch the money he earned 😂😂
@slingshothero8856
@slingshothero8856 11 ай бұрын
the "I have no idea" made me burst into laughter.
@charlescollier7217
@charlescollier7217 11 ай бұрын
That was when I lost it! 😂
@lindltailor2299
@lindltailor2299 3 ай бұрын
00:26 "Aunty Helen gave me $50"... I See!! No wonder Uncle Roger calls Steven his nephew!! 😮
@Big_Penguin
@Big_Penguin 11 ай бұрын
1:57 I’m more focused on the fact that the door says pull and he pushed…
@tailsfan10
@tailsfan10 11 ай бұрын
I held in my laughter in a silent classroom while watching this. I was seconds from losing it because those expenses just had me 🤣
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
Ooof those hit me hrd😂
@Catdreamer656
@Catdreamer656 7 ай бұрын
The Police knew his parents were asian 2:17 😂
@hahafunny8193
@hahafunny8193 11 ай бұрын
I hate how painfully accurate this is.
@abhinavram5282
@abhinavram5282 11 ай бұрын
the "i have no idea" got me 💀💀
@chrisfleming8822
@chrisfleming8822 11 ай бұрын
“Cheap bastard” 😂😂
@hyleechloe12
@hyleechloe12 11 ай бұрын
Steven got tripple Emotional damage today 😂 good luck, and happy new year!♡
@IMayWin
@IMayWin 11 ай бұрын
This is actually so Relatable. Happy New Year!!!
@amanasd26
@amanasd26 11 ай бұрын
your parents stole from you?
@IMayWin
@IMayWin 11 ай бұрын
@@amanasd26, No, they charge me money for rent and living.
@amanasd26
@amanasd26 11 ай бұрын
@@IMayWin yeah have kids so you can charge them rent. smh you've been brainwashed
@IMayWin
@IMayWin 11 ай бұрын
@@amanasd26 Im sorry :(
@amanasd26
@amanasd26 11 ай бұрын
@@IMayWin unless you do it to your kids you shouldn't feel sorry. I don"t know your financial situation of your family, but the small amount of money that kids receive as gifts should stay with them. Either as spending money or savings for the future.
@allendaveaurelio8176
@allendaveaurelio8176 10 ай бұрын
Every Asian parent has feelings for their kids that received their own cash 😂
@Chill-Ice
@Chill-Ice 11 ай бұрын
3:55 NON-ASIAN SPOTTED
@CabinetofThorns
@CabinetofThorns 11 ай бұрын
This is why you go to the bank with your parents, so you know that the money is going in YOUR account 😂😅
@ShiranuiLoki
@ShiranuiLoki 11 ай бұрын
I like to think that Steven's dad disguising as the bank employee and the police officer just to trick his son money.
@MR-ly4xt
@MR-ly4xt 11 ай бұрын
The Beijing Corn cushion at the end made me 🤣🤣
@sojannedos
@sojannedos 11 ай бұрын
That attempt at Webb shooting at the end 💀
@ΧρηστοςΚαλλιντερης
@ΧρηστοςΚαλλιντερης 11 ай бұрын
Erlkönig: a tragic story about a father and his boy, Steven I approve your interpretation ! ! !
@MissAlii432
@MissAlii432 11 ай бұрын
It’s nice to know other cultures were giving their children financial insecurities. I’m not alone ❤
@Game079
@Game079 11 ай бұрын
Psychological Damage! 4:00
@NguyenDucDatOnAir
@NguyenDucDatOnAir 10 ай бұрын
The safest place to keep the money, but also the hardest to take it back
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 11 ай бұрын
The last bit was so epic. Hyperindependence is a sign of trauma.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
HAHAHA I like my hyperindependence. I bought a ticket to the United states when I didn't know a single American
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 11 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe That’s individualism which is a whole can of worms lol
@d3ltaa683
@d3ltaa683 11 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeThe reason why u did that is because u lost brain cells talking with Steven lmao
@mnaresh3382
@mnaresh3382 11 ай бұрын
special deal: 94692 rounded to 95000, really sweet
@poppers7317
@poppers7317 11 ай бұрын
He can pay his dad back when he's in a retirement home by not visiting him.
@Fishadee
@Fishadee 11 ай бұрын
This video cured my emotional damage
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
don't worry there will be more
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 11 ай бұрын
then I will always be here
@dodz13x
@dodz13x 11 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe you provide solution to the problems you create... fuiyooo look at this businessman he almost knows what he's doing!
@mikip6638
@mikip6638 11 ай бұрын
4:11 usually like 20$
@Redstonefox7245
@Redstonefox7245 10 ай бұрын
This video is comedy gold 😂
@Multrakiller
@Multrakiller 11 ай бұрын
That's a lot of EMOTIONAL DAAAAMAAGE!
@Asura.j
@Asura.j 11 ай бұрын
my chest is damaged from laughing. So Damm relatable for we Nigerian kids of that generation.
@princeobasi
@princeobasi 10 ай бұрын
True 😄 couldn't stop laughing. I personally remember handing my mum an envelope. 😂 The rest is history
@Asura.j
@Asura.j 10 ай бұрын
@@princeobasi I gave my mom 2k and never saw it again. I was a child then. 2k!! It's all good tho.
@princeobasi
@princeobasi 10 ай бұрын
@@Asura.j 😂 our first heartbreak. You didn't realise you were eating the 2K at the breakfast table 😂
@Jadon-i1m
@Jadon-i1m 11 ай бұрын
The red envelopes are the best part of Chinese new year glad to be asian
@46vdjeetalpatil62
@46vdjeetalpatil62 11 ай бұрын
0:16 " thaaaaaaa hellllll he's tryna flex on me " got me
@k.2167
@k.2167 11 ай бұрын
2:53 Lemmi translate that for you “I spent all of it”
@SaltyWater999
@SaltyWater999 11 ай бұрын
love the video's Steven keep up the amazing work dude
@grey5626
@grey5626 11 ай бұрын
lmao, relatable. My parents caused so much financial strife in my life. When my great grandmother passed away, I was inherited thousands, which my parents took for themselves. Worse: because I had to open a joint bank account with my parents as a minor, when I was in college, I remember trying to withdraw money from the ATM and I couldn't. Turned out a lien was placed on all accounts with my dad's name on them, including mine. Before she died, my mom even had the gal to accuse me of "elder financial abuse" as if I hadn't been abused by my elders, financially, my entire existence.
@Certifiedturtl
@Certifiedturtl 11 ай бұрын
uhhhhh whoah
@mirandamanga9083
@mirandamanga9083 11 ай бұрын
Your parents suck. Hope you got out of that mess.
@fredhuang6436
@fredhuang6436 11 ай бұрын
Steven's laugh do be contagious
@NO1xANIMExFAN
@NO1xANIMExFAN 11 ай бұрын
So relatable. Asked my mom where did my new years money from when i was a kid go and she said i owe her not only money for my college tuition but also my life since she gave birth to me
@OceanicPearlz1
@OceanicPearlz1 4 ай бұрын
My own mother said I used it for your “education “
@weicao813
@weicao813 11 ай бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@hyper6283
@hyper6283 11 ай бұрын
That's how I entered my villain arc.
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