What Dinos Can I Fight to the DEATH: My Dumbest Video Yet

[@MalusTmcraeensis]

Any dinosaur above 100 lbs is fully capable of killing a human.

[@samuraispeltwrong]

nah I'm taking a Rex in a fight with just some minor scratched and a Rex skull

[@MarmotManIsCool]

@@samuraispeltwrong honey badger mind set, i respect it

[@samuraispeltwrong]

@@MarmotManIsCool you're welcome

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

​@@samuraispeltwrong don't let this man into the time machine, for his own safety

[@samuraispeltwrong]

@@chadgorosaurus4898 nah for the rexes safety

[@MatthewSharkey-jv3nz]

Ceratosaurus and Allosaurus come together for one unified goal: To make sure Tim doesn’t last five minutes in the Jurassic Period

[@jihunshin4864]

Kentrosaurus would be as dangerous as an African buffalo given it still had deadly weapons, which kept it protected against Veterupristisaurus.

[@mattosjonathan6804]

I think its more like a reverse rhino

[@saurianakanyansaber3900]

You made that last one up right?

[@josebuendiamartinez9944]

​@@saurianakanyansaber3900 Unfortunately not

[@GhaniPulangDariSawah]

It's basically like a giant porcupine

[@GTSE2005]

Nope​@@saurianakanyansaber3900

[@BN_GamesYT]

how could you beat a kentrosaurus, but lose to an emu?

[@Mr.W.Megalodon.]

Emu already won one war once

[@MajungasaurusCrenatissimus]

@@Mr.W.Megalodon. Not a single one of those emus killed a human though, infact hundreds of emus died in that "war". The Australian government lost because it was expensive to use all that ammo not because the emus were slaughtering them.

[@jeffreygao3956]

Rock paper and scissors.

[@patrick_j_lee]

How can you possibly think that you can beat a Pachycephalosaurus by PUNCHING IT IN THE HEAD?!?!

[@oo.8330]

Punches are not that effective even against mid sized dogs, and he thinks he can harm 500kg 25cm thick skull pachy lol

[@jeffreygao3956]

I’d rather spear it.

[@jeffreygao3956]

I would use a partisan.

[@BerserkEnjoyer636]

you are NOT killing a kentro with your bare hands lol

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Bro isn't the Hulk. The Kentro will crush him, literally.

[@rathsmack1334]

Literally. It might be a smaller Stegosaurid, but it could still just flat-out crush him easy peasy. I think it’s also easy to forget that if that thing even bites you, good luck getting it to let go. You’re fighting a cow with spikes, no you are NOT winning that lmao.

[@DacentrurusArmatus]

​@@chadgorosaurus4898 as usual spreading wisdom

[@zaisfantasticdiscoverys7710]

@@randomuser12237 the thing is like over double the weight of most humans like it would just toss you around

[@zaisfantasticdiscoverys7710]

@@randomuser12237 okay so you are saying it would be defeated by a human punching or kicking it not to mention the shoulder spikes and the beak

[@Andrey.Ivanov]

You are definitely overestimating yourself with the Deinonychus. Having hollow bones doesn't mean they were made of porcelain. They are not as fragile as it sounds. Flying birds are more pneumatized yet their bones are still strong enough so that their wings don't snap due to the pressure created by pushing the air down while flapping. Dinosaurs, the big ones especially, had to be able to support their weight with their skeleton, and pneumatisation actually helped make them lighter for their size, but they still had a lot of stress that they had to endure while being active animals. Deinonychus is basically a leopard-sized flightless eagle with teeth and wing claws. I don't think and avarage person stands much of a chance. I don't even think that there's even a reliable way to restrict both its head and feet in a bare hand combat, both of which can certainly deal lethal damage without much effort. Dromaeosaur teeth are serrated so a bite pretty much anywhere can cause severe blood loss and if the second toe claw pierces a vital organ instantly game over. On the other hand we, without tools, can barely deal any damage unless we put a lot of effort like landing as many hard hits as possible (which is hard on a fast moving and agile target) or choking (which still requires to immobilize the animal which is hard when it's roughly the same size but is stronger and has more stamina due to more efficient respiratory system). I'd say that beating a Deinonychus in 1v1 with bare hands lies somewhere within the real of possibility but on the VERY unlikely size of it, about the same chance as a human would have against a leopard or a mountain lion.

[@hunde01]

In redraptor's powerscale an emu is worse than a Dilo 💀

[@joshuavis2736]

The Australian military lost a war against emus so don’t underestimate them

[@jeffreygao3956]

Maybe Australia’s military was just pathetic before World War II.

[@jeffreygao3956]

@@joshuavis2736 Must've been a weak military then!

[@joshuavis2736]

@@jeffreygao3956 from what I’ve heard, I think they’re bullet sponges. But yea it makes me question the power of the Australian army

[@p_spyre]

@@joshuavis2736 i mean this story has been very exaggerated, the military here consisted of a single truck with a .50 on top

[@TheTrilogy082]

Kentro 360 no scopes you into oblivion 💀 14:08

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

Remember those old pivot dinosaur animated videos??? They're the perfect visual representation of this tier list

[@jeffreygao3956]

Wish those were still made!

[@billyr2904]

Just 14 seconds into the video I laughed at the inclusion of the emu and bald eagle. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also some of the smaller dinosaurs that you included are just here for the memes.

[@heitor7437]

In my country Brazil, there's a KZbinr called “Andre Young" he had been doing a Lot off videos like this, I remember off him when I Saw my notificatiom

[@AIPresidentchats]

Nice video as always! I’ve been watching your channel for years now. You were part of the reason I did my recent Dinosaur fighting tier list! I’d love to see you do a video like that or a series where you go through each Clade and rank them. I could even send you the tier list I used in my video if you wanted to use it. 🦖🦕🦅

[@jonathansefcik473]

Just finished watching the AI President chat video on this very topic!

[@marsopa9580]

I couldn't concentrate cuz of the puppy ❤, damn I love our own alive animals 😂

[@jihunshin4864]

The stegosaur shoulda been way higher up.

[@powerhouseexotics]

You might could stand a very small chance against one depending on if you can void the tail. Probably couldn't kill the thing but you might exhaust it by dodging

[@WasThisMail]

you being a history teacher checks out actually

[@GogetaVegeth98]

Putting the kentro below womp womp is a crime against all stegosaurians

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

I'm sure even a Hypsilophodon could defeat a human easily. They're only defenseless against the giant non avian dinosaurs, not the smaller ones. Even a Velociraptor could maul a human. Have you seen what rats and swans do?

[@alessiorex8489]

id say kentro is more like MAD tier cuz if you manage to avoid the spikes you might be able to choke it out, but then 1 swipe and you are done

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Nah, it's no scope tier. People can't beat a horse or bull in a fight without weapons. The Kentrosaurus is huge.

[@alessiorex8489]

@@chadgorosaurus4898 aight i agree, but understand me i was talking about peak human in this scenario

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

@@alessiorex8489 peak humans aren't that strong

[@jeffreygao3956]

@@chadgorosaurus4898 Even if said peak humans are historical warriors like Redcoats, Knights, Vikings, Maharlika, Huns, etc.?

[@zaisfantasticdiscoverys7710]

@@jeffreygao3956okay so a lot of knights had armor and most of the things you mentioned for humans nothing horse sized

[@LilRick96]

If my life is on the line, my dog is in trouble or family/loved one is in trouble, the biggest animal i will go up against in a mountain lion/black bear. Anything bigger is a hell no

[@TheAntiDisneyGod]

Hahaha😂 bro thinks he can take a Deinonychus

[@vincentx2850]

It's basically a dinosaur version of a leopard, which is a known and in fact quite prolific maneater

[@jeffreygao3956]

I only could with a bayonet tipped musket or rifle.

[@Minos-Pinos]

I could easly win against a T Rex and everthing below that My strategy is wait for Rex to attack, Dodge the bite, climb on its back, axe kick the neck, breaking it, and bite its belly and piss on the wound so it gets infected and just wait

[@jeffreygao3956]

I’d need a bayonet to have a remote chance.

[@Intrusion498]

If you gon fight a hadrosaurid a large dromaeosaurid a tyrannosaurid a stegosaurid or anything bigger than you and you have a gun best place to aim is right between your own eyes you thought I was gonna say kill the Dino nah press the quit button on life before he takes yours

[@simonedangelo1308]

I think i could beat a Dromeosaurid with a gun

[@Intrusion498]

@simonedangelo1308 yeah I was just copy pasting a joke from casual geographic

[@zombiedalekweck2243]

It is important to notice that dinosaurs aren't like horses or cows. Dinosaur bones likely would be more easily broken than mammals. This doesn't mean they wouldn't heal quickly, though. But yeah, keep that in mind.

[@oo.8330]

You are not breaking a bone to a 40+ kg animal with bare hands, hollow bones or not

[@jeffreygao3956]

Yeah...a lot of people said that just before they got pecked to pieces by eagles and kicked to death by cassowaries.

[@mailstorminurbox]

Does Indiana work at a tannery?

[@colelin8252]

Hi Red Raptor Writes. I saw your lost world essay and I loved it. Can you tell me what grade you would give the movie like if its An A or B.

[@hsdinoman2267]

any dino duc accuracy reviews in the works? sorry i'm just curious

[@markcobuzzi826]

There is still one pressing question on my mind. How well do you think you would fare against the scariest dinosaur of them all, the George W. Bush?

[@jeffreygao3956]

Easy loss.

[@azhdarchidae66]

obviously easy W its even in the name

[@Saurophaganax1931]

I like that you have zero faith in your ability to fight the emu but for some reason you like your odds better with the larger Dryosaurus and Struthiomimus and fricking Dilophosaurus lmao!

[@puppet_43]

Average Emus are 30kg , less heavier than a Dryosaurus and Kentrosaurus is litterally double Cerato weight

[@azaanimations319]

Could you maybe choke the Pachy out? Get it in a headlock? It can’t build much momentum with its head that way.

[@cristianolaboureur5999]

It still weighs almost 400 kgs. It'll keep charging and will eventually throw you to the ground

[@azaanimations319]

@@cristianolaboureur5999 Very true

[@captainstroon1555]

What we need now is Jurassic Fight Club but instead of dinosaurs fighting each other, they fight a barefisted dude

[@jeffreygao3956]

No human would have a chance unarmed; At least have a bayonet tipped M1 Garand!

[@brianmata1830]

Any ornithipod is as dangerous or more dangerous than an emu

[@Jam_ESPOIR]

Im geting killed by a compy In a fight hand to hand whit a compy im cooked💀

[@oo.8330]

bro overestimates himself, deinonychus should be womp womp, pachy, kentro and dilo should be 360 ns

[@p1gssa]

Velociraptor would be mad

[@razorback9999able]

Jurassic Fight Club: Red Raptor Edition

[@travelramaraju5928]

I thought that struthiomimus was rativates

[@thespinodino]

Y’all complaining about the Kentrosaurus placement were clearly not paying attention when he said he was memeing it.

[@armandrush6820]

Should have added a cassowary. It would be womp womp tier

[@Ahalaya]

Ah, yes. The classic, "let's just be stupidly goofy" episode.

[@nobodyimportant4099]

I think this tier list might be accurate IF Tim has a knife or weapon.

[@jeffreygao3956]

I would've gone for the M1 Garand but if the firearms are limited to muzzle loading, then I'm picking the Ji/Chinese halberd.

[@pineapple7947]

Yes

[@Bri-tt1pj]

You started off saying you wouldn't have any weapons but then said you would have bear hands, which is it?

[@Turtleform]

Wait what? He meant his bare hands, lol. Is this a joke?

[@adamtruong1759]

Personally, fighting some of the smaller dinosaurs will probably be like fighting a Goose, which will most certainly put up quite the fight. Utahraptor is in a weight class of a Polar Bear, so that sorts itself out. Dilophosaurus could probably give you the Dennis Nedry experience from the novel, without the venom, but it cpuld probably hold you by the head with it's mouth.

[@blockofCryingObsidian]

Bro u are not that guy, there is no way ur killing a kentro one v one, no weapons, at the very least but it at womp womp

[@jeffreygao3956]

No one can. Even a Redcoat would need a bayonet tipped musket.

[@vitsvoboda2803]

Ok lets do it a little more seriously. I dont know hoe strong you are so I will assume you are average. 360 no scoped - para, allo, cerato, titanis, pachy, styraco, utah, dilo and kentro, because you are not beating a horse size stegosaur trained from coexisting with multiple theropods in morrison formation with your bare hands womp womp - galli, struthio, deinonychus mad - dryo and emu, like how is emu 3 tiers above struthio which is bigger and has claws on its arms. I get that there is the emu war meme but still it makes the tier list make even less sence sweet victory - eagle and velociraptor easy W - compy, mono, anchiornis

[@azaanimations319]

Actually, Kentrosaurus is African, and therefore not from the Morrison, but your point still stands.

[@jeffreygao3956]

The only way I could win is with Chinese brigandine armor and a billhook/guisarme.

[@chrisjoy439]

You don’t stand a chance against any stegosaurid 🤣🤣

[@thepianoman9947]

I find it very odd you think you have a better chance against a Dryosaurus and a Dilophosaurus than an emu💀

[@krankarvolund7771]

Dryosaurus: 3 meters long, around 90kg of weight, with no hollow bones: sweet victory. Emu: 1m50 for a weight of 30-40kg: 360 no scope. I think you overestimate the Emu a lot, and you understimate the Dryosaurus a lot too XD For me, both are in MAD or Womp womp category, the Emu is alone (the australian military killed a lot of Emus, the reason it's considered a loss is because they didn't kill enough compared to what was expected gven the cost of the operation ^^), and as far as I know no emu ever killed a human adult, despite over a 100 attacks in emu ranchs. But they're probaly able to kill a human... and so is Dryosaurus ^^ And I just realized, you ranked the Emu higher than Dilophosaurus! A predator twice bigger than a lion! XD

[@MarmotManIsCool]

velociraptor hunted protoceratops, wich weights about the same as a human a turkey sized dinosaur can kill a pig sized dinosaur witha. sheild for a face. Any dinosaur above even 75 lbs can beat a human in a fight

[@jeffreygao3956]

Really? I thought Protoceratops was more wild boar sized.

[@azhdarchidae66]

are there any other instances of this known besides the fighting dinosaurs fossil? because obviously there the raptor also died

[@MarmotManIsCool]

@@azhdarchidae66 i mean yea true but still it'slike if a turkey attacked a pig and it was winning

[@azhdarchidae66]

@@MarmotManIsCool i love winning fights because sand falls on my opponent and me

[@P.ilhaformosatherium]

Us: Who is stronger You or Dinosauria Tim/RRW: Well if the Whole Clade Mobs me they will Cause me a little trouble Us: but would you lose? Tim/RRW: Nah I'd win

[@frost3623]

I want 0 smoke with any animal that’s like half my weight or more.

[@Puget55]

And no one can compete with a honey badger

[@krankarvolund7771]

I disagree with one thing, the top category should not be called "360 no scope" but "Chomp!". Because that's the only thing that would be heard if you fight an Allosaurus XD Maybe "Sprotch" if it's against brachiosaurus ^^

[@Splooje]

Any herbivore under 250 pounds, and carnivore under 120 pounds

[@gecko-saurus]

Indiana solos them all!❤

[@teguifer]

Brainrooot, wooooo \ o 0 o /

[@mariedufore8795]

Cool

[@DacentrurusArmatus]

Gang if you cant take down a deer how the giggity can you take down a dryo 💀

[@JustS0meGuy-n3j]

If T. rex were there anyone could solo it because T. rex was a scavenger so that means it can’t kill you 🙃

[@Hank39]

Only the most factual comments here! 😎

[@jeffreygao3956]

Tyrannosaurus: I'm gonna be a scavenger from here on out and I need someone to take my job of apex predator/King of the Dinosaurs. Dakotaraptor: Oh, oh! ME! ME! Tyrannosaurus: Nope, you're too small and only live in temporary coalitions not full time packs Acheroraptor: Me? Tyrannosaurus: Even smaller than Dakoraptor and way less social. Quetzalcoatlus: I can! I can fly too! Tyrannosaurus: You kinda already are one and I doubt your chances pecking apart the big herbivores when they're ALIVE! Borealosuchus: How about me? Tyrannosaurus: Maybe but you have bad land mobility and could only get those drinking. Thoracosuchus: I've been thinking too. Tyrannosaurus: Never considered; All you eat is fish. Fine, I guess I'm keeping my job!

[@Santagmk0]

Indiana destroys everything on the list lol

[@DacentrurusArmatus]

HOW THE FUCKOTHY CAN YOU PUT EMU IN 360 BUT HAVE GALLI IN WOMP?? GALLIS ARE LARGER AND MOST LIKELY STRONER THAN EMUS

[@SomethingLegit1]

Any bird close to human size would annihilate a human. Think large eagles or cassowaries. Surely a human sized dromaeosaurid would easily pack a human. Remember that we are not built to fight, while these predators have a serious arsenal of weaponry. I feel like deinonychus would easily pack a human. You'd get kicked to death by a cassowary before you can close the distance to get a good punch in. Same would happen with a deinonychus. Before you realise it, it's already pounced towards your jugular. Maybe you could take a velociraptor, which is larger than any modern day eagle. Even that is questionable. Also struthiomimus is larger than an ostrich. Easy W for the dino.

[@Hankthestank04]

Red your a mad lad I'd say you can take anything until t-rex or any sorrapod over 20tons

[@jeffreygao3956]

You kidding me?!

[@Hankthestank04]

@@jeffreygao3956 no red is a killing master he's killed every large mamal on earth with little effort

[@jeffreygao3956]

@@Hankthestank04 A human would easily fold to an ordinary Canada goose; No way would a punch even faze a gorilla, much less anything larger like a Sambar deer.

[@Hankthestank04]

@@jeffreygao3956 yes but we are not talking about a human I'm talking about red raptor peek life form he wuld fold 90% of all life that has ever lived grow up and accept red is just better than anything under a 50 ton sorrapod

[@jeffreygao3956]

@@Hankthestank04 Why don't you run that by a red tailed hawk and see how that goes.

[@michaelwave863]

Pray before the fight to add holy damage to your punches

[@tonypuga2502]

Where's T-Rex?

[@azaanimations319]

Far too big for this list

[@LeopardKoma]

xd

[@slenderman3310]

For a tiger everything on here is easy W

[@raymondward8096]

💀💀💀💀

[@slenderman3310]

@@raymondward8096 The Truth is sometimes hard to except for Dino fanboys🐯>🦖