What Do Prisoners Do During Lockdown?

[@Sparkzkill]

Got the dive ✔ Got the upclose ✔ Got the turtle/hazmat suit✔ Got the toiletpaper ✔ Got the puppies ✔ Got the wife ✔ Joes got it on lockkkk 😄😄

[@Sparkzkill]

@-Kat- so true lol!

[@venusenvy2011]

-Kat- He gave his food to Rabbit. Lol!

[@knightrider6473]

Why do some people like the dive so much?

[@Sparkzkill]

@@knightrider6473 because its familiar and just like the up close thing it's something that is you need to Joe something that we love that he does

[@Sparkzkill]

@@j_rainsgoat3929 Lmaoooo so true!

[@samuelpagan2282]

Hope that you are safe Joe Guerrero. Hope that the house is going well. No need for you because your wife is the most important person in your life. And I will like to thank you for entertaining the APS Army.

[@trip2belize]

This

[@venusenvy2011]

It’s so nice for you to post this. Especially with everything that’s been going on. I really hope Joe sees this. I hope you are doing well yourself. Be safe.😃

[@MrEiht]

I hope you find friends and family to care about. So you don't have to worry about random stranger.

[@maddjester65]

@@MrEiht hahahahhaha that was amazing

[@SirMarex]

This is some classic APS content, right here.

[@christianmendoza8543]

American postal service???

[@christianmendoza8543]

WAIT IT HUST HIT ME; After Prison Show. My bad lol

[@missleo2003]

I've been on locked down when I was lock up. It's not fun.. Specially when celi mate her hygiene is bad that's even worse...

[@OfficialLiLMicK]

Where were u locked up at ?

[@jonbourgoin182]

7:06 the term for that in poetry is “stanza”

[@zaccurnow6126]

“As well as my wife, I’ll be playing with my wife” 😂😂 the old joe would’ve said it

[@ivareskesner2019]

Good to see you doing videos about prison life again. I thought you were about to change the name of the channel to _'felon flippers'._

[@drewmadenew3000]

I’ll be playing with my “puppies” a lot too

[@Boxing316]

TOMMOROW’S SHOW TITLE THE HOUSE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19

[@bethanyroberts4744]

🤨

[@joshuaharmon2117]

@@j_rainsgoat3929 asbestos 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@kellyc2425]

We already know. Eat, beat, and sleep.

[@adventureoflinkmk2]

And watch some TV if ya got one

[@Sum11979]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@ackerjawaka1966]

​@@adventureoflinkmk2not down the block, you have nothing and the table is made of cardboard, it is so boring, i hated it and I wasn't there all that long, I would rather lose remission than go down the block plus usually that is where the paedophiles are kept to 😜

[@trip2belize]

Joe, I love these videos man.. I know you don't wanna be boxed in to one type of content and format but just know that these videos are what us OG APS fans appreciate. Thanks man.. keep your spirits high. You and wifey will be fine lol, take care g.

[@prophetascending9021]

My typical day on 23/24hr bang up: Eat, read, push ups, strip wash, cell cleaning regime, chess (with cell mate or shouting to guy next door if single cell), write and draw, eat, sit ups/push ups, shadow box, strip wash, read, bed.

[@jasongooden917]

what I would do to pass the time? That's easy, I just started The Witcher 3 on the Switch

[@paigethefarrier6243]

Scrabble? I can't even read! lmao that had me in stitches

[@craigory87]

Mork and Mindy was awesome! RIP Robin Williams

[@susiebrookman2806]

Hands down had me giggling like a school girl

[@jebediahgentry7029]

New T.I. song: "Imma check yo hymen girl"

[@TomBennett1]

That doesn't sound like a creepy ass song or a reason to stay in solitaire for life because you can't go to gp.

[@CB420GLMG]

😂😂😂😂

[@DeAthWaGer]

Sounds more like R. Kelly to me.

[@blessinga5796]

Jo bring back them close upss mannn that just made my day

[@LeatherSoup-c5j]

Joes getting to be an old man. It causes him pain to do close ups.

[@blessinga5796]

Like to his eyes?

[@LeatherSoup-c5j]

@@blessinga5796 Like to his knees and back. Them joints getting stiff.

[@blessinga5796]

Chris Heard I see

[@blessinga5796]

Chris Heard nevertheless they are welcomed any time

[@layyouin6860]

Pantera always got me to my happy place.

[@justinparker1535]

Hey joe just wanted to say bro I love what you do and I feel your completely in the right to take a step back from helping people you should remind viewers that helping people is how you ended up in the situation you are in with the house cause they bit the hand that fed them ! So now you have to focus on you so you don't lose it all financially I would make a statement that if viewers are interested in helping these individuals they all have private facebooks and emails and the can do that on their own and in no way is APS involved with it cause you are not responsible of the outcome if they wanna be big talkers let them put their money where their mouth is cause you damn sure have ! Much love brother from ohio

[@venusenvy2011]

Justin Parker This is a great post. I couldn’t agree more! I hope Joe sees this. Be safe Justin.

[@davekennedy6315]

Man, I used to love Mork and Mindy when I was a kid! Yeah I'm old, 46 this year.

[@CB420GLMG]

Mork and Mindy!! I loved that show! I'm definitely old AF! 😂 ... Don't forget how ya say A-rab!! I can't wait for your new song to be done!...and No. I've never used a toilet to bathe or wash my clothes!..🤦‍♀️.. Ya should call her Babs!! Mr. Manipulative Inmate!!😂😜😂😜 MuchLuv from Boston! ☮️🧡&🍗 Grease

[@pauldelasco]

New England APS army is strong!!!

[@sonjawright518]

I used to sign off saying love peace & chicken grease too, stole it from the movie The Pest

[@bobbypowles]

Couldn't beat good ole M&M nanooo naneeeey!

[@RebeccaJayne5x5]

@@bobbypowles thought it was nanooo nanooo? Obviously remembered it wrong but loved Mork and Mindy as a child.

[@ehren5347]

I'm sick right now, I'm voluntarily 24 and 0. I have no one here. I feel like I'm trying to role play the hole.

[@oh2txb18]

Probably got more toilet paper than the bois in jail.

[@snugbreezy4523]

Man we used to get straight up lost for hours in spades...the open dorm lockdowns weren't that bad.

[@Janssen974]

You crack me up man. Thanks for the laughs. Laughter is medicine.

[@jinx7501]

"D5!" "Bingo!" "Yo, wtf are they playin'?!"

[@nicolehood373]

A JOE CLOSE UP!!! It’s so rare!!

[@SoundsLikeJazz]

Joe, just want you to know that these videos are a blessing. Whenever I have a good or rough day, I always look forward to watching your daily video! This day wasn't the greatest day and you just made it way better. Now i'll kick back and enjoy this video! :D Peace!

[@stayfree253]

I just got out of prison on a house arrest program, so I wouldn't be doing anything anyhow. Still sucks tho!!! Much love APS ARMY!!

[@Jactional]

Congrats on being back in the Free World!!

[@stayfree253]

@@Jactional Thank you!! It's good to be back!!

[@Jactional]

@@stayfree253 hell yeah buddy. Glad to hear bro

[@cathyt144]

STAY FREE i had a neighbor tell me today that Trump is granting parole to all non violent offenders because of this pandemic. Did you hear anything before you left ? Welcome Home dude. i know youre a happy man & your family as well.

[@alexduke5402]

@@cathyt144 that's not good. There needs to be done to of review or something. Some of these guys aren't ready to come out yet

[@callmehomeless5155]

I watched your channel during a 5 month stretch of my life where I really wanted to be a correctional officer and I thought it would be cool to know more from a ex cons perspective and this video was on my feed (over a year since I’ve last really watched you) and hearing you still say the DIVVVVEEEEEEE right into it gave me the biggest smile. I’m glad you’re staying true to the channel and being the best you Dave :) the APS army is lucky to have you running the show

[@datuk1615]

I love it that you've started "Diiiiiiiiiiivvvvv'vvvvve" ing again Joe - you are a Star xxx Debs

[@hellna6980]

You're beutiful,hope ya have a good day 😊

[@brandonhernandez7400]

Joe saying ambulance is probably the funniest thing I've seen all day😂

[@Roadrunner99942]

I was actually going to ask about music. because I would feel like it would bring back memories and make you miss life out in the real world. but at the same time it would be nice to think about it too if that makes sense.

[@chrisadmaley]

For some reason i love when he says the prolonged DIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiVe.

[@SimpleProductions]

💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[@valnampiima2409]

The let's go ahead and diiive parts always gets me giggling 🤗🤗🤗

[@Juice-vk7mc]

"God I love that prison shit" Made me crack tf up😂

[@daniellestewart9051]

Love the video!! Can’t wait to see the update on the felon flippers property!! Catch ya tomorrow morning on the Bobo!! 💕

[@daniellestewart9051]

dennis 13 he does the “Bobo” every morning live usually 9am-10am EST on Twitch. You just search After Prison Show on twitch and you can subscribe and/or watch Monday-Friday! It’s AWESOME 👏🏼 it’s streamed like a podcast and you get a lot of “behind the scenes” info!

[@restock_1731]

Omg, 16:02 had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣

[@haydenyork8414]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@dennisolsen4507]

While divorce doesn't sound good, the thought of the Chinese having more children is a LOT worse! 🤣

[@karlaalonzo8954]

So sad 😞 my son is in prison 🙏 for all

[@lorack3326]

Karla me too

[@jend331]

So is my brother 😪 it's really hard for my mom 😪😒 especially now that they moved him to another prison farther away 😒👎

[@norm1233]

So awesome your doing more prison stuff lately! Hope the damage wasn't done and you rebound

[@KiLlAzOe14]

That letter to Barbie skit had me rolling lol

[@ConnorSings23]

These videos brighten my dad sometimes not the topic but his attitude towards everything

[@murphmurph2124]

I can't poop without watching APS 😂

[@corylee1151]

liked before i watch the video...APS $ LIFE...LOVE THE BOBO..

[@Angel-fq1sd]

Do you have to pay to watch the bobo?

[@natty7102]

Bro you getting really comedic, legit. Did you read a book about comedy or take a course or something?!

[@dextermarley8645]

Tennessee whiskey is my jam bruh for real!!!!!

[@kingharlaus43]

Stay safe, joe, and keep the content rolling! Love your stories.

[@drippysausage6991]

I'm happy that you're going back to the dive scenes, and face close ups.

[@christopherwilder8528]

Dam man wish I could join you in VA with the program your going good things keep it up @afterprisonshow

[@tugstanboat779]

That Mork and Mindy throwback brought me right back to Nick at Night. What do they even play on that now? Doug, Rugrats, and Ren & Stimpy? Are you afraid of the dark?

[@kenanacampora]

Prison date with Peaches and some junie cakes? Hooping phones? Hooping paperwork? Making money flipping cells instead of houses. 😬👍 Stay well

[@christopherberry1824]

Really enjoyed this video. Laughed so hard. Thanks Man!!!!!

[@ash2xx1]

That barba segment is hilarious and I somehow can tell it is super realistic.

[@tugstanboat779]

I don't usually get down with Country music but I've been getting down to Colter Wall while playing Red Dead 2. The Devil Wears a Suit & Tie reminds me a lot of the Man in Black.

[@w.a.l.7259]

What a beautiful singing voice

[@robertaviles8451]

10:35 Playing games in a group - Playing a game like "Liar's Dice" (which dates back to the Civil War) would definitely be awesome way to pass the time!

[@charleswilliams2893]

Great video joe. Hope your washing them hands and staying safe. Love the videos. Keep you the good work. Shout out to Morristown Tennessee

[@jeffgraham48]

APS back to it's roots! Hell yeah I've missed it!

[@planetmarshmellow]

Exceptionally entertaining as always

[@lorimast]

I LOVED Mork and Mindy!

[@KiM-plh2]

Loving your videos Joe!! I’m sharing your channel EVERYWHERE!! 😉☺️

[@elizabethshaw734]

I like country music. I like any music that is good. However when I am depressed music is the last thing I can listen to there are even some commercial songs on the commercials that make me cry! I haven't listened to music in years and maybe someday I'll get back to it because I play several instruments and I always loved music.

[@andy8nagy]

that barb sketch had me deadddd 🤣 dear barb , barbee barbe can i call u that idc that ur 500pounds hahah

[@jasonfuller9128]

Hey joe,hoping you and your better half are feeling fine with all thats going on right now and wanted to thank you and all the guys helping us keep our sanity and something to smile and laugh at and just thank you and your doing really good with the house too. Keep up the great work and inspire so many of us. Have a great day

[@randallfoster6107]

APS Army for life keep doing what you're doing Joe shake the haters off and keep making this money and all these videos we love you down here Kentucky boy slash Ohio boy

[@TomBennett1]

Hey @Randall Foster did you ever go to Springhill in Massachusetts by chance I'm just wondering. From an Indiana boy. Lol.

[@andrewjackson3278]

Kentucky boy here as well

[@danielnovabrower]

Hey APS,. All bs aside this is a wonderful opportunity for people that have done time to help their communities.

[@starbright8118]

Yay. I love when you say diiiiiiiiive right into. Missed these type vids.

[@TheShape.]

They.. Nevermind 🙊

[@5688gamble]

Chess. I've even heard of prisoners in solitary making chessboards out of paper and tapping out their moves in code to their neighbour, gotta admit I love me some chess, scrabble too, I like games that make you think, even when playing video games, the Puyo Puyo series being a long-time favourite!

[@Babbages]

my favorite thing is to make like 3 to 4 toilet paper balls or paper balls by getting them wet then drying them then just juggling them or bouncing them off the wall or doing what i like to call prison golf where u make a small circle with paper or tp or a scratch on the floor and from different parts of the cell try to land it on that or them spots by flicking it was a good time passer and the more u can make then u can start doing games like pool and stuff lol

[@aaronrole7344]

Solid welcome back old school joe lol

[@dennisolsen4507]

Now that was a great video, "have you ever heard me pronounce ambalance"! It's what you do, it's not weird.

[@timb.2456]

Wow I’m the 5th like and first comment. Rock on Joe and APS

[@samuelpagan2282]

Tim B. . Hell yes

[@ahh-3515]

No

[@bryancornelsen]

Hey Joe, Do you have some TP for 2 soups!! Gonna be like your prison stories soon

[@tinybiscuit6530]

Joe you want to let out anger just listen to metal music its amazing

[@jaystone728]

indeed read every book you have access to and draw

[@timdatech]

Glad to hear some prison content.

[@CreeepinItReal]

THAT BARBIE LETTER HAD ME DYING

[@macmike8329]

In Cal if you on lock in a dorm you're usually confined to your rack. If you're caught off your rack for anything other than a shitter visit be expecting a wooden block to the noggin...

[@sarahcontento9516]

Hi Joe I hope you and your family are well. I would be cranking out quilts, crocheted doilies and cross stitch along with baking and canning. I wouldn't get bored. I really like country music.

[@jasonbontrager6129]

Get two pieces of paper 📝 the next door cell will have theirs you have yours and you guys grid out a chess ♟ board with letters A-H and numbered the other way 1-8 (or vice versa, it’s up to y’all). Make square size pieces of paper with all your 2 sets of different colored pieces, if ya got colored pencils, and if not then circle your neighbors pieces, and when the game starts with the celly next door, ya call out to each other your moves. Example: Pawn to G4, taking turns.

[@JudgeLazar]

When I was in the county intake, which is two weeks until you get assigned a pod, I ate 3 donuts and like 6 pieces of bread. It was my first time in jail and being a introvert computer geek, I was scared shitless, literally, and couldn't eat. After like 10 days I was finally ready to drop that bomb. So I wait until out time, my cellie, who was an old dude, went in the day room. I hopped on the toilet and I started doing my thing and like 20 seconds later, as magic is happenng, we get locked down for a fight in another pod. Lucky my cellie was chill, he just turned on his bed and was like "You're good don't worry about it."

[@jenniferezzo6022]

I enjoy all of your content but prison videos and prison stories will always be my favorite 😊

[@Grogwilsnatch]

I don't watch any videos that aren't about prison, so glad this is back kinda....maybe he will stay with it

[@rukus9585]

LMAO! Joe, I swear it sounds like you said "Numeral Uno". It's NumerO Uno bro. Just saying. But it's all love from my way brov. APS forever mi camarada.

[@leahveneau3841]

I enjoyed it, speaking of prison any news on Dave with the dreads?

[@ivoryjohnson4662]

Been missing the APS

[@toniacarter8637]

My son just got locked up thanks for the information it helps me understand what be going on.

[@Lecon60]

I spent my time working on a college degree. I was in Administrative seg (max max) for 2 years.

[@kerryfatima548]

In UK, Schools are closing on friday and everyone is being told to stay at home they saying by next week we will all be locked down... i have to try and homeschool 3 kids for the first time its gonna be a struggle... your videos are so entertaining i been watching for years and wanna thank you for sharing your experience with us as someone who has never been to jail or prison its so cool to get insider information:)

[@demo_9256]

Dope channel man! Very entertaining content

[@Jediahbear]

I wish you would do more prison videos 😭

[@-Brandon]

Hey Joe you should react to clips from 60 Days In and reflect on them. I think it would be a great video idea!

[@helendelatorre5919]

Fap Fap! Yeah boi! Oh and the letters...hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 Sadly the situation for inmates during this time is not something I would wish on my worst enemy! Everybody stay healthy! Stay safe! 😇

[@goner1179]

I'm fapping this virus away.

[@LTSJR1]

I’m in a Physical Rehab Facility. After surgery. We are quarantined to our rooms. I feel like I’m in jail. The food is horrible, I’m on Dialysis as well. The Renal diet. I usually get Egg salad 2x a day and dry cereal for breakfast. I don’t have to deal with violence. Most are here after surgery.

[@mikebrickner4236]

That sucks. Good luck!

[@zavonmurphy7721]

Yoo u r so on point about that country music part i fell in love with C.M.

[@JustinOhio]

Joe really lets a lot of us down with his buffoon decision making...But videos like this are his bread and butter and always deserve that like button. Good content, Joe.

[@bettyanniadevaia4138]

Watching your videos I've got to laugh. !! You r so fun to watch, keep up the energy!!😘🙏👍🏼😅😂🤣😭

[@KhunShawn]

13:23 Gotta hear that Luke Bryan