What Do Prisoners Use When They Don't Have The HUB In Prison

[@fungoorstitch]

Prison food is a popular subject. How about a video showcasing the worst things you personally saw or had to eat in prison, either occasionally or regularly? You rated some trays in another video, which was great.

[@ianmoone4331]

I worked as a store room clerk at Indian Creek, and in the office filing cabinet, there was a drawer full of paperwork that never got used, and in the back, there were stacks of pages from porn mags. Some looked like they were from the early eighties. Access to it was one of the "perks" given to every clerk as they cycled through.

[@tomtom1373ify]

Did you know Joe?

[@ianmoone4331]

@@tomtom1373ify i had a little interaction with him, passing kites from a kitchen worker, on to him, but I don't think he remembers me. We were in the same housing unit for maybe, 2 years, but had different things going on. I worked the kitchen, and worked out on the yard. He was an artist, with free reign of the compound, and i don't think he worked out, so we just didn't cross paths too much.

[@patrick553]

@@ianmoone4331 What does free reign mean

[@MrBlizzard769]

Dudes be like - why is my bag of Cheetos all sticky like this ? Oh that’s the prison safe ones - just lick it off 🤓

[@luckyistJsilt]

When I was a teen I used the Sears catalogue!

[@appiconll]

Yeah, that Sears Christmas catalog was on point.

[@jmoney7289]

I like the added exclamation point

[@MrCheckster2000]

The JCPENNEY catalog wasn't too shabby either....lol. but cut me some slack, I was like 12 years old and the internet wasn't even invented yet.

[@GroundScore710]

Yep🤣🤣🤣

[@Evileyeboris]

Now you use blow ups...poor puppy

[@williamfolsom2549]

In Texas we could order kill shots pics that show as much as possible with out showing anything .Kill Shot Kings was the name of company.

[@lesleywatkins1172]

I proper laughed out loud when you said your “DIVEeeee into a prison 10 finger date” 😂😂😂

[@peternincompoop9553]

File this under stuff I didn't think I needed to know, but now I do. I will never look at those junk mail ads clogging my mailbox in the same way ever again.

[@sabrod92]

Super jelly of that farmer tan

[@robertallen643]

That’s some funny stuff,especially the dude with the dolls 😂

[@christinafrey148]

You should do a vid on how prison is gonna be for derick chovin "cop that killed George floyd " and the other cops involved...that would be a good one

[@SheekAlibaba]

I didn't know fentenal was also called Derrick chovin lol

[@basedlord]

@@SheekAlibaba fentanyl

[@SheekAlibaba]

@@basedlord I even did voice to text 😂 thanks

[@notmyselfusee]

I think he’s pretty smart to stay away from that one. It gets too political and people get stupid about that kinda stuff

[@SAVOTYB]

I started dying when he called his mom when he was gunning it lmaoo

[@wellfleetion]

Glad you took my advice and are speaking specifically of prison stuff. You lost your way for awhile and it showed. Much better now though, keep it up! Much more entertaining than house flips.

[@bradcollins1626]

I laughed at the man guard "who cares?"

[@infudum]

Same!

[@allankay12]

Here's some advice. Dont fix your air conditioning. This video is an instant APS Classic. Great Stuff Joe!

[@johnmorris7209]

Polo Joe for real.

[@darthnihilus3447]

My dad used to be a guard over at The Walls back in the day. According to him, back then, prisoners used to be able to have porno mags so long as they didn't show insertion

[@dontread12]

The word your looking for is "Penetration" not insertion haha. Just something u might want to know.

[@jend331]

@@dontread12 😂😂

[@AlternateKek]

Ok I am a little confused why Darth Nihilus has a father who worked at a Earthling Prison. You are all the way in the Outer Edge of the Galaxy in dark space dude....Arent you like 5000 years old too?

[@AR15.666]

How Specific

[@CinqueMalcolm]

@@dontread12 I was dyin' when I read "insertion".

[@bethbrasuell5438]

"I been travel in on this road too long" lmao

[@TheMegaman67]

That last picture made me really sad and amazed

[@Louivillin]

Please don't ever stop doing these prison date videos 😂 I live for your MB cut-screen! lmao wish I had a .gif of that hahahah!

[@deadbeats4894]

My uncle did time in KY in the 80s. It was an open low security prison and the guards didn't care. They literally brought women inside lol. He also said dude's would collect pork fat, stuff it in a hole in the mat and go to town 😂

[@oldman8996]

When that desperation kicks in,you gonna improvise

[@gogetemftf2506]

I love you Joe been binge watching your show and sleeping with you on my tv

[@AIRWHITEY]

Would you ever do a video with Larry Lawton?

[@kaleyhuber74]

YESSS

[@MedicBroh]

@@kaleyhuber74 YESSSS

[@kimberlybaldridge5767]

After watching the "10 uses for magazines" video and that shampoo ads, etc become prison dates, I realized how crazy frustrating this must be! My friend ended up in a level 4 and they cannot have anything more risque than Maxim. He actually mentioned this to me a few weeks ago, so I sent him a pic of me in swim suit top to keep him company on lonely nights. 😄

[@phenomenl1style]

You the real MVP!

[@breannakaylisa2337]

Props to you for being able to make a grotesque/mildly disturbing subject genuinely funny. Comedic storytelling is your gift forsure!

[@Jjgardner0214]

Ya know Joe .... I've been Rockin with ya since the big Dave days.... I've got NOTHING BUT LOVE for you and your family and the positivity your trying to spread with every video! but to be HONEST, I've been living on the straight and arrow for almost 5 years now.... and it truly feels like shits gotten SOOOOOO MUCH WORSE these past 5 years trying to do right that it makes me honestly ask myself if this is even worth it!!!?? Fortunately, i keep moving forward for my Kids sakes ... because they need me just as much as i need them! but ask yourself honestly Joe!??? if you didn't hit the lottery with this whole youtube stuff, would you be in a similar situation as i am... CONSTANTLY questioning WHY WHEN I'M DOING EVERYON EVERYTHING RIGHT FOR YEARS .... WHY ISN'T ANYTHING GETTING BETTER (and if anything, they feel worse!). i think It would be a hellova vid idea! hell.... I'd love to even share my story with you and your viewers to see if anyone's got any advice to try and see wherei might be going wrong with all this since my release. one thing i can guarantee is you've never heard a story like what i have to share! and I'm not looking for clout, i don't her have a KZbin, i simply am an ex con trying his best to do right for his family.... yet still it feels like it's only gotten worse! hopefully you see this Joe, regardless thanks for all you do for us ex cons! FUCK the ignorant trolls.... you've done a hellova job!

[@Jojo-in1wx]

I’d love to hear your story, Joe should take you up on it. Congrats on being there for your kids...hope it gets easier!

[@patrick553]

Go to trades school and learn a marketable trade. Minimum wage jobs are for teenagers.

[@patrick553]

Go work in the oil mines in Texas for 100k/year or become a truck driver, roofer etc.

[@Sick_Boy_Rick74]

I know how you feel. Living life being a law abiding citizen is twice as hard than living the life. But since you mentioned kids, you gotta do everything you can to stay straight. My kids are adults now. I had a bad relapse after my Mom died earlier this year. We were super tight. It’s still messing with me. But I’ve been doing good for about a week. When I see my grandkids, it makes me cry because I don’t want to die or go back to jail. I might’ve been a crappy dad but I’m doing my very best to be an amazing grandpa. My kids don’t hate me. They understand me. My heart has always been in the right place. Sorry for the long message but if you ever need someone to talk to, hit me up. Keep up the good work.

[@MRoderick89]

Book going back like a sheet of dry wall 🤣

[@brittanycarter5565]

I used to send hubby $150 a week on the phone and $150 for commissary (but they took like 25% from the commissary side towards restitution he owed) but had to really work and hustle out here to do it thank god he only got a year that time I would kill to make $700+ a week without working almost 80 hours a week

[@patrick553]

Why would you pay for that bum or even marry him??

[@lilacscentedfushias1852]

I’m laughing so much 😂you beat what’s on tv as comedy Edit I hit the angry button not the laughing one

[@tammraakhimiona768]

I love ya Joe. Always find new topics that crack me up. My uncles always talk about using the JC Penney, Dillards, Macy, etc catalogues to get down.

[@patrick553]

Why would your uncles tell you that?? You come from a weird family.

[@defyriptide9372]

The earthqake joke with the phone got me so bad

[@MrKaceymcarter]

I'm pretty sure guys can get off to anything...locked up or not..🤪

[@Buttington_Headerson]

Nah, it takes quite some effort for me. Too jaded.

[@MrKaceymcarter]

@@Buttington_Headerson LOL.

[@ryancarter5503]

Your very attractive and possibly related.. and that's really doing it for me

[@broodyhenloloa]

As long as it breaths it can be fuked.

[@MrKaceymcarter]

@@ryancarter5503 lmao

[@TheDogondone]

"I have got to start making better decisions..." lmao truth.

[@brianrainey3366]

I'm not even playin, them cheesy western paper back books, were always pornagraphic. Seen lots of fights over those books! 🤣🤣🤣 he Said you can get a wreck less eyeballing charge. 😂😂

[@lsutigernfla1]

My favorite joeisms is “ lil dookie stain “ and “ a yo Guerrero “

[@tacojunebug6710]

Joe cops work 12 hours shifts basically handed overtime pay with their reg pay . So it’s hard to calculate their pay being some will pick up extra days for extra overtime pay.

[@jeremyhagen7684]

Need to do a video on the Florida teen that just got 24 years for killing some people in a racing related car crash.

[@mikebrickner4236]

Had my cracking up on my lunch break joe 😂

[@ConnorHenn]

I use pics of my mom

[@jax9224]

Support from southern Indiana.

[@luckyistJsilt]

Newspaper tends to stick together. Lol

[@sallee7577]

I love that shirt Joe .my favourite colour is lilac ... ❤

[@fearlessshadow5856]

Had a celly once that would wait for walk through and be right on the window for the guard to see. Smh couldn't run from it

[@benblapps]

RECKLESS EYEBALLING 👁 LMAO

[@andreamicucci2396]

In MD some of our CO's start at 39.5

[@davechristian7543]

In my day in the lat 80s early 90s in Long-Bay jail 'Sydney we had stick books like penthouse n playboy n also the cell that had the video recorder would put on a porno movie after midnight hoping all the dogs ( snitches ) would be sleeping by then 'which would play thru to all the cells TV's lol...

[@allankay12]

8:55 Joe Ross comes in with a plug for the channel.

[@jasonsaulters6027]

"Everything comes full circle" 😊

[@ronsmith4330]

You’re a funny dude man.

[@truthatlast2843]

FEE FEE!!!!!

[@TheMsJna]

Lol this video was funny..king size. And the earthquake part.

[@Fahadshah75025]

Can you PLEASE do a video on what kind of questions are asked or what to expect at a pre-sentencing interview for federal charges.

[@MrChezlor]

Great content mate! Expertly delivered and also Looking good dude. Got to have me daily dose of APS! Up the APS army too! As always. ✌️😋✌️☮️

[@michaeltrudeau2222]

Pic on shower wall 🤣🤣

[@Cherry-lm9rz]

Those shirts look great on you, Joe!

[@BlakeBlackstone]

It took me 3 minutes and 19 seconds of watching this video to finally figure out the HUB was short for Porn Hub.

[@aaronrobinson8830]

Candy Licker is a dope book

[@mr.rochester1857]

Even when you leave prison, that’s all you think about.

[@MrPilot9198]

Lol never been to prison yet I enjoy these videos

[@marqgoldberg7454]

The less material you have the more valuable what little you have becomes.

[@geodude7116]

I watch APS mostly for the comedy. I’m so dead once again. 😂

[@PEBBL8]

My fukkin guy. Still pushing that content out man. Noice

[@bigfoot7323]

JOE I KEEP TELLING YOU OMG. MAN I AM LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW. JOE ALL I CAN SAY MAN YOU ARE SO SO CRAZY. MAN I LOVE THOSE SKITS

[@Cabbolf]

This video had me cackling a couple times.

[@autumnleaf29]

Excited for tic tok reactions !

[@branchthedude9723]

Hay man old subscriber here, I remember the first video I watched was you making some hooch with and old female friend, I watched and loved every video back then

[@Majdarkwolf]

funny someone says something about your close , i only have the same 10 blue shirts so it looks like i have the same shirt all week , I should get some merch ;) problem solved

[@pabloseykata6930]

Are there any rules in prison as far as cuffin' the pup? I have heard that if you spank the monkey too many times in prison you get your a## kicked.

[@Ztertis]

12:00 lmfao ah man

[@augustwest6637]

Joe if you want your channel to come back up on point, please start doing another flip, or updates on rabbit, because that's when your channel is on point brother. You can't say you don't miss the money you were making when the channel was hot at that point. If nothing changes nothing changes my man let's get back to the good good.

[@elliotperson9334]

Hey can you please do a video of how you took care of your tattoos offer you did them until they were fully healed

[@dreamfarmer9558]

My dumbass took a minute to realize it was p0rnhub 🤣 I was like the hub..? Is that like a prison iPad?

[@timweaver6969]

DO A VIDEO ABOUT PRISONERS WHO ESCAPED AND WERE NEVER CAUGHT!!! Other than alcatraz obviously. Lol

[@vanylla1433]

Do your thang!

[@joefox9765]

You brought us back a brick not a book 🤪

[@RoachesPokemon]

hey dude been a fan for a while hope your doing good keep going u got it

[@sebastiank1714]

joe - the new algorithm takes sware "beeps" as sware words, so either cut 'em out or leave 'em in. No >>beep>beep>beep>beep>beep>beepbeepbeep

[@3_up_moon]

Joe, I recently saw a video on another channel throwing shade on your skirt game. Dont listen to the haters man, haters gonna hate. I'm glad this one didn't go too crazy with the skits on the subject matter though. Good judgement.

[@davidsomers6796]

Hey Joe, got an idea for a future show if it hasn't been mentioned before... You ever seen the show Love After Lockup? How folks start relationships with people in prison and then they get released and start dating/get married.

[@vanylla1433]

You're effing hilarious!

[@preston999_]

Don't need your hand when you share a cell with another inmate ;)

[@michaels3429]

Sears catalog,Joe? No one was asking that question

[@jacklasz]

Gezzz I wish I was born a man! And NOT the *Creeper* guy! But to be able to *Have IT in HAND ✋🏽 (yes most use they’re Left one) 7 days a week, 24/7! Lol That’s why I NEVER shake a man’s Left hand ✋🏽 when meeting them! (pretty sure very few read my comments) but any women that do should *take-note* of that. 😉 So ALL this **Extra Curricular Activities** 😆 that take place in jail.... when you started talking about the guy who couldn’t Stop ✋🏽 (HaHaHa) made me instantly think of *Son’s Of Anarchy* -Clay- his hand was always in his pants! Didn’t matter who was there or where they were! Lmao Your awesome Joe! Thanks for yet again another great story! Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗

[@aaronharr3295]

This is awesome keep it coming

[@ReenaBINA]

I wonder if Joe ever thought when he got out, this would be his life now. 💛🙏🏽

[@GamingBallz]

Yes, aps started coming to before release

[@thaprojektkidd]

Didn’t even watch the video yet and I already know it’s a banger😤🖤😂

[@lhssnare9934]

awesome forsure

[@joshuaford4411]

This shit got me crying 😅😅😅😅

[@thenewenglandcultivator6243]

Killing me!!!

[@bdub0983]

What do you think about Jay Williams Let's Live Life KZbin channel? Y'all were both at Indian creek together. He has a very different style. From the sound of it he doesn't appreciate the skits and humor on your channel (his words, though he didn't mention you specifically). He's got good stories for sure.

[@JW-28]

Jay Williams is a bum.

[@natas1616]

Hey Joe. Can we get a flip house update?? I have not seen a video about that in quite a bit. How is all of that going?

[@corzaofchaos013]

Joe does stuff is where he puts all that stuff now

[@marcopellosie2779]

He made a new channel for all the flip house, Joe does stuff

[@UniversalistSon9]

Reminds me of my younger yrs as a foster kid lol

[@gringa978]

Did you really make a video about fifis? omg lmaoooo

[@reggiekilgore7448]

Right on JOE

[@alexmcdowell8868]

DONT 4GET BETTING OFF TO THEM TUNA PACKS

[@damienpepper2254]

Prison's bad, mmkay

[@MiyukiLily]

day 2 of asking joe to bring back touch em two times tommy

[@theethicalhacker7271]

😂

[@nailbags41563]

Classic...😂😂😂

[@TrivialHal2001]

Heard you say you were in Indian Creek. Did you know officer Christian

[@jerrythomas306]

Look in buff in that smedium shirt bro😳

[@hilarygladstone6037]

I see people who are legit in jail posting on tiktok. How is this possible? Do some people have phones? It doesn’t seem to be a secret. They film right out in the open where the tables are and everything.

[@hilarygladstone6037]

I see that you are gonna make a video! I’m excited!

[@sammiee.702]

this shit got me deaaad 😂😂😂