What do you mean the humans pilot their own ships & Paying the Human price | HFY | TFOS1053

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00:00 Intro
00:40 What do you mean the humans pilot their own ships
09:28 Paying the Human price
#Audiobook #Fiction #HumansAreSpaceOrcs
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.

[@wafflecoptergaming2673]

You shall pay for the liberation of your world in Headpats!!

[@IRMentat]

we save the species AND they get headpats? at that point we are practically throwing our lives away. then again, how cute are we talking here?

[@Sharkakaka]

@@IRMentat *YES!*

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

@@IRMentat waist high chipmunks that talk and think they're formidable warriors? That's about the cutest alien species I can think of besides the fuzzies from the novels with Jack Holloway.

[@Mainnalle]

It could only be better if they had squirrel tails...

[@eXpriest]

@@donanthebarbarian5177 The Snathi are no laughing matter, my guy.

[@greygalaxy8638]

Space Chipmunks: FINE. JUST HELP US! Humans: *mischievous grins of cuddling intent*

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@robertschumacher2707]

And they're even cuter with that slightly miffed expression on their teensy little faces!

[@kdrapertrucker]

"what did you mean you want us to sing the Christmas song?"

[@kdrapertrucker]

Space David Seville: "ALVIN!"

[@Caderynwolf]

If not friend why friend-shape! ;)

[@nocount7517]

That last story went in a totally different direction than where I thought it was going.

[@wyvernharries4788]

And where did you think it was going?

[@nocount7517]

@@wyvernharries4788 Considering everyone is reading Sexy Space Babes and everything else even remotely similar, you shouldn't have to think too hard.

[@wyvernharries4788]

@@nocount7517 was just checking to see if it was anything besides that, or at least related. Also SSB really that good? Damn.

[@nocount7517]

@@wyvernharries4788 It's not my cup of tea. I prefer _A Job For A Deathworlder,_ _When Deathworlders Meet,_ _TEV Tricard,_ and _Hunter or Huntress_ among others.

[@wyvernharries4788]

@@nocount7517 I see.

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

A Dawn of War quote just fits this the best: "Do the deaths of your soldiers mean so little to you? Are you that mad?" 'Do the deaths of yours mean so much to you alien? Are you that weak?'

[@Shawn_White]

Definitely qualifies as "Humans are Space Orcs" material.

[@ChrissieBear]

Reminder, Warhammer humans are not good people.

[@charnor2727]

Ah guardsmen, if the lasers don't kill you, the tide of blood will

[@kurtismiller9544]

We are willing to be cybernetically linked in to be stronger, faster, better. Damn cute little chipmunks LoL

[@matthewklestinski7030]

Just how many of their volunteers know what kind of snackies and num-nums Humans routinely feed to the creatures they pet? I hope they don't need to fill out forms for mental stress leave, "Succumbed to depravity, decompression recommended."

[@seldonwright4345]

Back to civilian life 50% over weight.

[@CaptainShield]

Awww.. who's a big stwong fuwwy knight in shinning armor?

[@amorphoussolid8512]

We will do whatever it takes to survive and win. Joined to a jet is a small price for the species. As for 2 foot high chipmunks, well, I would help anyway but if I could also have one on my lap then it would be so cute with its little sword!

[@shishoka]

You consider being surgically grafted to a fighter jet a price to pay for victory. Real humans consider it a reward.

[@Wraithfire27]

Wait... You mean I get to be an immortal fighter jet flying across empty space for indeterminate amounts of time? Can my callsign be starscream?

[@RexMK-]

@@shishoka You assume that the process is irreversible. Or that the humans have not figure out to allow the pilost to have a normal civiliam life

[@ImperialHell172]

That second one took a vastly different turn than I expected😂. Two fleets?! That’s an insult! Send them 5, we want those creatures in our petting zoos damnit!!

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Tcman95]

I think we need to make a resolution my fellow audiophiles. In an effort to retain this content for years to come We should all agree to abstain from consuming this guy's content during the weekends so he doesn't have an aneurysm.

[@seanpeacock4290]

Blasphemy, watch all the contents again until something new posts. Listen on the shores, on the mountains, and deserts. Never stop, never surrender.

[@weirdredpanda]

@@seanpeacock4290 I "heard" your comment in my head as being read by one of Agro Squerril's voices.

[@mage3690]

Counter-suggestion: only consume his content on the weekends. Sleep is for the week.

[@fireblast133]

those willing to shed dignity for their salvation deserve both. Those volunteers suffer cuddling and fawning for 12 days, and in return their whole species will be saved. Good on their commander to find volunteers first.

[@justsomehaatonpassingby4488]

200 volunteers returning home very fat and depressed after copious amounts of humans feeding and hugging them

[@dandrewtsinnijinnie4504]

@@justsomehaatonpassingby4488 Repeat sacrificial volunteers you mean?

[@gothicshark]

Oh I wonder if they have fluff fluff tails, because fluff needs head pats and tail scrunches.

[@oblivion715]

Angry Space Chipmunks! Aww!

[@135Fenrir]

They must be distant relatives of Boo.

[@apollyonsilver]

For a moment on the second story I was tricked into thinking that we would really that horny. I was anger to think that, but once it was reviled that it was a petting zoo I burst out lauging while swearing vengeance to the author.

[@henryrodgers7386]

What would happen if the space kitties from the first story met the space chipmunks of the second? One seriously adorable bar fight, I'm sure...

[@the_victorious_1]

* muffled Lone Digger plays in the background *

[@EvilPaladin11]

@@the_victorious_1 *space otter stripper dances in her dance cage, oblivious to the carnage happening around her* (Space otters are from a different story/video, but they're chill with being regarded as being cute by humans, and like head pats)

[@rowbot5555]

@@EvilPaladin11 and them and humans are some of the only species in the universe not to have evolved into crabs in that story (at least if we're thinking of the "for all that is cuddly" story

[@EvilPaladin11]

Rowbot 555 Yep! That's the story that I'm referencing. Human male on comms: "We've secured the space port! Now, who's bringing the butter?" Space otter ambassador: *internally* "I just, can't even with these humans."

[@Caderynwolf]

Ok... this actually does need to be a story, space chipmunks and space kittens fighting in a bar when humans walk in and just overload over the cuteness of the entire scene.

[@JosephKano]

Even alien engineers have Scottish accents and yes, cute Lil guys would have to pay that price for help, sounds likely.

[@killjoy1887]

It is the translation software, it does it automatically.

[@birubu]

We shall fight your war if you surrender to us for head pats and cuddles

[@Gordon519]

I mean….. it could be worse

[@Bonesaw4444]

My car wheels are gone. Aren't they more like shoes for cars?

[@reikolupus136]

Yeah, Humans die and kill because of a bit of lag XD.

[@Mugthraka]

We fucking Hate lag...

[@ThePelican12]

And some of us just want to fly... without the risk of a lag spike ruining our progress. Though it does sound interesting to sour through the skies as the ship, rather then just as a pilot of the ship.

[@ceilyurie856]

Oh fuck, they are adorable. ANd these stories show the two sides of humans "We shall augment ourselves for EVERY advantage we can get!" And: " Oh frick, they are SO CUTE! I must headpat them!"

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@weirdredpanda]

I think my favorite "Humans Are Space Orcs" stories are the ones where the aliens are cute and similar to earth animals like dogs, cats, chipmunks, otters, etc. I remember a story where the aliens were descended from Earth goats.

[@raven3moon]

The Devourers

[@magickmynd1296]

There is a reverse of this where the alien species finds humans to be cute and use them as pets, but because humans are aware of it they weaponize their cuteness to basically take over the galaxy as the premier form of entertainment and get lives of luxury from their "masters".

[@isaackinsley1662]

Oh wow, that second one had me bent over laughing.

[@TD-ug4mg]

Excuse me sir, you are supposed to be taking the weekend off!

[@AgroSquerril]

I record these during the week and schedule them to post on the weekend

[@zoippa4458]

congrats on reaching 20k! It's amazing to see you grow this fast, I'm so happy you come this far!

[@AgroSquerril]

Thank you , couldn't have done it without you all

[@ReaVen443]

The first one, sounds like the evolution of the coffin system from Ace Combat

[@kitke101]

I wonder if any of the space chipmunks knowingly volunteered because they secretly think (or already know) that they would enjoy it. Some people just want to feel taken care of and appreciated, y'know?

[@Takisan111]

I mean, there are humans that would definitely take that deal if another species requested it. I imagine that feeling is far more universal than people would like to admit.

[@elfeater1760]

For the "AGRORITHM "

[@Carlos-wq6br]

agro rhythm

[@patraic5241]

Yup

[@ericmcconnaughey2782]

Uh, shouldn't that be 'algorithm'?

[@Carlos-wq6br]

@@ericmcconnaughey2782 eric me boy, what is the name of the channel eric? read it very slow

[@g3heathen209]

Hoo ra

[@kaerouse48]

I started laughing when I saw that they were chipmunks. I haven't stopped

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@royalroses123]

*_*angry space chipmunk noises_*

[@XanderDraft]

It is sad but even as a pet lover I would be unable to resist the urge to pet a cute chipmunk. I would succumb to the cuteness and even knowing the degradation I would be inflicting on the proud warrior chipmunk would succumb to head patting it for a couple of minutes. I could only hope they would forgive me afterward after many apologies.

[@dinodomain5012]

Take a break bro I don’t think all of us would be mad if you don’t upload every day and as always have a fantastic day, cheers!

[@alfredsutton7233]

The best stories, well read. Thank you AgroSquerril.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@crayonchomper1180]

why did space doggos attack us

[@Mugthraka]

We stopped calling them Good Bois and giving them Pats on the heads

[@crayonchomper1180]

@@Mugthraka but they weren't all good bois, some were good gurls

[@calvingreene90]

At least it wasn't rule 34.

[@veryangryduckpl2122]

As master Windows said: NOT YET.

[@theyaden]

Furry Force has entered the chat.

[@MrHorncity]

Aliens: Why do I hear Human Latin music! Belkans: laughs in witchcraft.

[@SpiritWolf1966]

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

[@sleeping2696]

Definitely didn't expect that ending

[@rodriclif4386]

Congrats on the 20k. Its beautiful to see how a few months ago you were only on 2k and now you have grown 10 times :').

[@AgroSquerril]

Thank you and It is thanks to you all :)

[@LegatusLucius1994]

Humans are good at making sure their allies contribute whether they use the extra forces in battle or not

[@Darealcyclic]

Made me think of Reepicheep from the chronicles of Narnia

[@Tempestan]

For the Space Floofies and F.T.A. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank You for the reading

[@marshmallowgod284]

Have a good rest

[@subzero1456]

I was assuming cute cats or even dogs. The chipmonk threw me off lol.

[@loudsoup9185]

They had us in the first half, ngl.

[@roberthilberling7668]

ALLLLLVIIIIIINNNN! Space chipmunks killed me

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@andriusvar]

Chipmunk story is just great :) 👍👍

[@douglasmcneil6689]

by the end of the 2nd story, I couldn't help but think of the Kercpa, from 2nd ed AD&D

[@jakevex4198]

If you are cute or cuddly Humanity will always be your ally and sorry

[@natureofthebeast6443]

Nice

[@00DayMan00]

Would love to cuddle with an angry fluff

[@oakenshadow6763]

I was actually thinking they were ponies. >XD

[@oldnick4707]

I blame this all on Phil-Bubbacub. David Brins' fluffy alien from 'Stardiver' etc..

[@magickmynd1296]

lol, loved the 2nd story. The first one easy question to answer. Why would the humans go so far to personally pilot their ships and have ground troops? For exactly the reason the alien described. Humans had never lost a war since being introduced to the galaxy and that's why, because no automated system could out perform biological sentient judgment and ability/reaction times. To be the best, you have to take some losses and take some risk. Would you rather win and at most lose a couple of people? Or use an all drone/AI flee and lose?

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@clintcarpentier2424]

Always love the cute ones.

[@veryangryduckpl2122]

I HAVE AN IDEA! Make your own story! I am sure it will be great! (All the blame goes on me*)

[@AgroSquerril]

TFOS #500

[@merlinathrawes746]

It's not just the time lag. Even AI's aren't (yet) good at improvising and/or recognizing openings and patterns in a complex fast paced environment as a sapient being trained for such can. A price for saving the fuzzies?

[@philipwebb1958]

Who's a cute little space warrior...

[@mitchcampbell4197]

For the second story they had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@Jaegerrants]

What caught me was that the fleets were waiting for the order. I get the feeling humanity would have gone in with out a price or at least if the clever chipmunks would have thought to point out that if they loose there will be none of them for humans to enjoy.

[@stainlesssteelfox1]

I find it interesting that engineer Kren is apparently Scottish.

[@rolandosada8077]

Being a SADA. I appreciate the hat tip. We are cute. ROFL

[@luorezeviferoscred4897]

i have lost all of my socks to the nanite swarms what will i lose now

[@markosborne9764]

Underpants

[@uknownclient6105]

The second story i do belive that if we discover alien some stuff like that would happen lol

[@dariustiapula]

They seen the movies.

[@steyn1775]

Congrats on reaching 20k! But what happens to my socks with a hole in them when I am subscribed to you?

[@AgroSquerril]

recycled for future projects

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@anileator7343]

i love the accents

[@Adiscretefirm]

Admiral you have been a very bad boy!

[@soffren]

AGRO, HAS ONCE AGIAN FAILED TO TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF!!! Don't wear yourself out

[@AgroSquerril]

Twas recorded during the week and scheduled to release during the weekend

[@soffren]

@@AgroSquerril thank you agrobot. What would we do without your automated responses?!

[@AgroSquerril]

@@soffren My pleasure , and you would probably have to type less without the responses

[@soffren]

@@AgroSquerril Gotta type more. must engage. FOR THE ALGORYTHM

[@markuhler2664]

So on the 1st one, are humans actually integrated into the ship or is that just how some amorphous alien interpreted our skin. A 'g' would change from planet to planet, & it didn't seem like they knew anything about Earth, so they can't wrap their head around evolving on a planet with our gravity.

[@lammergeier2982]

Modern day Fighter pilots have the breathing hose and helmet that has stimulants in it to withstand g-force. I can see how an alien race would think theyre integrated with the ship

[@purple-pluto]

👍

[@gingernerd971]

>Antares [War flashbacks from a certain Stelaris series]

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@Caercutta30]

You know the rules, and so do I

[@Monster_Ink]

🤣🤣🤣 That mental image though 🤣🤣🤣 For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@nos2342]

@@AgroSquerril to please the algorithm is all

[@kingnothing8570]

improvise adapt overcome. and pet the cute little aliens.

[@AgroSquerril]

seems legit

[@nerovalquel1844]

Arent you resting?

[@conspiracy_marine9238]

Could be prerecorded yesterday

[@AgroSquerril]

was recorded during the week

[@dementededge3266]

For the socks!

[@AgroSquerril]

wohooo socks

[@SnowblindOtter]

Do I hear the Tyrian 2000 soundtrack in the background?

[@AgroSquerril]

Royalty Free music

[@hawkticus_history_corner]

Don't lie, we know some of them are into it

[@Lemme-sniff-ya]

oh hell no

[@Bladerunner5146]

For The Algorithm

[@shadowhenge7118]

I blame Alvin Simon and Theodore..

[@chrisdufresne9359]

You may want to fix the timestamps

[@AgroSquerril]

corrected , thank you for pointing it out

[@3ducksinamansuit]

Nanite swarms? Where!?

[@markosborne9764]

Where your socks used to be

[@stevenweaver3386]

They disguise their swarms as dust bunnies and lurk under beds and bedroom furniture

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️

[@Alleykat0166]

This is a Comment to show My appreciation and I don't I have to tell you that lol

[@merlinwizard1000]

184th, 11 January 2023

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@ezekielmontano4420]

.

[@MrSwccguy]

Imagine being those pilots, brave men should be buried with honors, instead they put the fear of God into alien heathens !!! In and after death

[@rifffamily5591]

[|87 why

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S.

[@Deltasoldier89]

Quit adding, Lossing or changing words dude! Read the source material as written. Obviously typos and grammar errors outside of dialogue can be fixed but don't just change things up just cause you can

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@dragongold3]

For the algorithm

[@bathroomprophet2310]

For the algorithm