Most Improper, Yet Effective, Warriors by LordsOfJoop | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1110

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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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[@cheeseninja1115]

Smaller holidays could fill us with hatred. Christmas, the day of joy would fill them with horror. Attacking on armistice day? That's how you get every Terran to want to put a boot through you seven generations back.

[@Nyghtking]

"I'm going to beat you so hard, my beating will transcend time and will eliminate you seven generations before you were even born."

[@GnarledStaff]

America was founded by attacking on Christmas. Is that why the world hates us?

[@WorldWalker128]

Our holidays aren't only simple days of celebration. Each of them has an important significance to the culture that made it. Sometimes it's over something relatively mundane, and sometimes over the death of an ancient hero or an unknown number of deceased soldiers, ora religious figure. Sometimes it'll get you a frown, sometimes it'll get you punched, sometimes it'll get you a lecture...this time it got them a lesson they WILL NOT forget.

[@jacebralor71]

Exactly the holiday it sounds like the Dni fucked around and found out about, Armistice Day. The red poppy and the elevens give it away. The 11th day of the 11th month. Fun fact, it's also where the expression "at the eleventh hour" comes from, for the guns fell silent across Europe at 11 AM. We Americans call it "Veterans' Day"

[@oakenshadow6763]

This is so true.

[@kennethhummel4409]

They hit us on Memorial Day??? No wonder we went all in, don’t screw with holidays!!!

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

Especially a day where we honor our dead soldiers If it was Easter or thanksgiving or something it wouldn’t have been as bad but what they did is essentially spit on the graves of all of the dead soldiers, at least in my eyes

[@Crazylom]

@@zyanidwarfare5634 Proper schooling, it is!

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

@@Crazylom I think the only holiday that would have been a pretty damn bad idea to attack earth is on anything similar to the Fourth of July, drunk humans with explosives wouldn’t be very fun for the aliens, although the humans would sure as hell be having fun

[@evenmoor]

Poppy Day is actually Remembrance Day (UK, Commonwealth) and Veterans Day (US), November 11, the anniversary of the end of World War I: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_Day Memorial Day is a very similar American holiday but comes on the last Monday of May.

[@SkyEcho751]

The only days I could see as getting that level of reaction, would be June 6th(D-day), September 11th(Nine/Eleven) and finally Christmas/equivalents. Attacking us on a day meant to remember the fallen soldiers of WW1, ya that will get everybody mad. Humans may be willing to forgive, but we try to never forget.

[@Privateerblack]

At first, I was thinking they hit us on Christmas. My blood started to boil when I realized the real answer.

[@anthonypreston8355]

Same

[@TrueFork]

How dare they disrespect singles' day!

[@GhostBear3067]

Attacking during Christmas would be a good way to rile up a portion of humanity, but Remembrance Day...

[@ianhogben3472]

Christmas we some what expect

[@anthonypreston8355]

@@ianhogben3472 if you are asking what is Christmas then it is a event at the end of December we’re people give gifts to people, or just enjoy spending time with family. If you are asking about popy day then it is another name for Remembrance Day where people stop and remember fallen soldiers

[@simonmarshall1060]

First thought: They attacked on Christmas Day... idiots. Finial thought: Oh, they attacked on Remembrance Day... those poor poor bastards.

[@labella9291]

In America, it's Veteran's Day... But still the same. As soon as I realized, I was like... oh, they MASSIVELY effed up.

[@Kahtini]

@@labella9291 Veteran's Day is to commemorated the service of veterans, living or dead. Memorial Day is to remember those that died in service. US Veteran's day is on the same day as the UK Remembrance Day though.

[@labella9291]

@@Kahtini Wow. I guess what I said went over your head. I was NOT talking about Veterans Day and Memorial Day being the same, I was talking about Veterans Day IN AMERICA being THE SAME as Remembrance Day in the UK and Canada. NOW do you get it? Don't come at me telling me I am wrong when you don't even know what *I* am talking about. Not only that, I didn't say word one about memorial Day, so what were you smoking that you somehow thought that Memorial day had anything to do with what I was talking about?

[@Kahtini]

@@labella9291 The phrase "In America, it's Veteran's Day... But still the same. " could of meant either the same day or the same type of meaning/celebration. There is where the confusion sets in. And no they are not the same in meaning. While they both occur on the same day, they don't "honor" the same sentiments. From what I understand, Remembrance day is a day to remember all those who died in WWI. Veteran's day in the US is a day to honor all those who have served, be they living or dead. That Remembrance Day is about honoring those that died is where it gets tied to Memorial Day, as it's also about honoring those that died.The US day to exclusively remember those that died is Memorial Day, but it's not limited to WWI.

[@labella9291]

@@Kahtini You are being pedantic. It's the same thing as in the same day. Again over your head. If you had questions about what I was saying, you could have ASKED ME, instead of assuming and coming in with your well ackually ALSO, Remembrance Day in difference countries are SLIGHTLY different after all, Remembrance Day in Canada is more closely aligned to America's Veterans Day, but they also hold 2 minutes of silence like the UK. The only one tying Remembrance Day to Memorial Day is YOU. I NEVER even brought it up. You're making logical laps of fallacy, but please, do go on needing to be right, I have said what I have said, I stand by what I have said, and I am done with you.

[@Warrior-Of-Virtue]

In Flanders Field the poppys grow Between the crosses row on row That mark our place and in the sky The larks still bravely singing fly

[@dirkbastiaandejong997]

Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.

[@georgepatton93]

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields, in Flanders Field

[@mikehenthorn1778]

We can add this poem from the same war. I have a rendezvous with Death At some disputed barricade, When Spring comes back with rustling shade And apple-blossoms fill the air- I have a rendezvous with Death When Spring brings back blue days and fair. It may be he shall take my hand And lead me into his dark land And close my eyes and quench my breath- It may be I shall pass him still. I have a rendezvous with Death On some scarred slope of battered hill, When Spring comes round again this year And the first meadow-flowers appear. God knows 'twere better to be deep Pillowed in silk and scented down, Where Love throbs out in blissful sleep, Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath, Where hushed awakenings are dear ... But I've a rendezvous with Death At midnight in some flaming town, When Spring trips north again this year, And I to my pledged word am true, I shall not fail that rendezvous.

[@Talon1124]

We Terrans are not a warrior race... That does not mean that we are unfamiliar with war. To the contrary in fact, we are bathed in it. We remember every conflict, every loss of life, and we use that to become better. So heed me now, Xeno, should you desecrate our remembrance, we will educate you until your dying breath.

[@phasepanther4423]

That is exactly what makes us a warrior race. It is in our very nature to seek war. Not for the sake of conquest. But to defend that which is important to us. In fact, repeatedly ignoring our own urges to do so will ruin our mental health unless we have some other form of venting.

[@fredlowe1087]

"We may be peaceful, but we are FAR from harmless."

[@muninrob]

Aliens: "You good men have too many rules" Humans: "Good men don't need rules, you don't want to find out why we have so many"

[@VadulTharys]

@@muninrob Nice Dr. Who reference.

[@dragonblade847]

Though we may have laid down our weapons in favor of peace, NEVER forget its always within reach and its ALWAYS loaded

[@jaca688]

It would unwise to say the least to attack humanity on Remembrance Day..

[@GvozdeniGrom]

Americans. You are not the rest of humanity. Only a percentage. A reasonably large one, but only a percentage. And until the day you begin actually respecting other nation's holidays, a sizable percentage of us non-americans do not give two craps for 30th of may, thank you very much.

[@GvozdeniGrom]

@Skibidoop Wheter We do, or don't is not really the point I'd made, now is it. I don't respect your memorial day, and never will because 'murica deserves no respect, and until you clean up your metric petatones of shit, that is how it shall remain.

[@gabrielabatista6016]

@Skibidoop uhm, no. I'm brazilian, and though a good portion of us (at least, those who know about it, since it isn't taught on school for God knows why) respect the Pracinhas, the brazilian soldiers who fought in WWII, we don't have a remembrance day here; in fact I was only aware that this holiday existed in some countries after I started learning english. I still don't know even which day of the year it is, tbh. And, please, don't be too offended, we don't even take most our national holidays of historical significance seriously; I think the only one that people are aware, and that there's some sort of celebration is our independence day; which we have military parades in some capitals, but for most people is just a day off. So no, not all countries have a day to honour those who fought in it's wars, for their people, unfortunately. While I think it's noble of you guys to have a day to honour those who fought in battle, not all countries do the same; I can't answer you why, I don't understand it, but I know things are like that here, history is often forgotten.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@GvozdeniGrom where are you from and why should people care? What sinless golden city on the hill are you from?

[@2ndbrain909]

I mean we hunted by scaring our prey and chasing it until it gave up. Why would we take breaks in war unless necessary? Endurance comes natural to us.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

@@robertcrawshaw9978 TY it is very interesting

[@infernowolf056]

Remembrance day. Mate the Dni fucked up. The bird people(?): no we need to take breaks from war Terrans (terrors) loading a shotgun: shame

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

Damn shame that, oh well, Hanz, get the flamenwerfer, we're having KFC tonight.

[@Kasmilus1313]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 I am ordering two buckets .... noooo... two wing TANKS :)

[@RyuyaS17135]

I guess you could say their break was Dni-ed.

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 REPORTING SIR

[@dragonforce7612]

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 corporal, fire up the deep fryer! Each soldier will get a bucket, but get the gunner and the reloader some plastic gloves. Wouldn’t want our shells to get wet and slip up. Or maybe we could use this to our advantage. Wet ammo rack perhaps? Get me the R&D department in line! We need to talk business!

[@tygerion4404]

On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day, in the eleventh month, ended the so-called war to end all wars. Woe be to all those who would interrupt our day of mourning... For they shall be taught the wicked brutality of why we mourn.

[@levantdiggerus3473]

And thus the flames of that hideous final war came to spark again. And wrath upon those who fanned the flames.

[@DepressedCrow]

​@@levantdiggerus3473 for the flames of war are yet to extinguish.

[@jedi-rl1hq]

and remember 11,000 men died in the hours before the armistice was signed as attacks were ordered and desperate commanders hoped to get last minute accommodations.

[@scotteggert9820]

November 11th Armistice Day. The one day not to attack Humanity. To do so ends your species. PERMINTALY!

[@gmailquinn]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@ItsMeAngelAphrodisia]

You guys talking about being attacked on Memorial Day, I wanna know what was so appealing that all of the Marines', who are currently in the middle of war, pupils dilated when Lorewa smiled! I NEED TO KNOW!!! WHAT DOES THEIR SPECIES LOOK LIKE?!?!

[@Crazylom]

Hmm...MONKE

[@klinetalladen]

i'm guessing they're close to looking like Wing Commander's Kilrathi, but with more sensitive follicles

[@anthonypreston8355]

They might look like rats or mice, those were the only things that came to mind

[@phasepanther4423]

@@anthonypreston8355 I got the feeling it was more feline or canine tbh. Something about it felt more predatory than just a rat. But to be fair, it could look nothing like eart creatures. Remember that her teeth dilated pupils.

[@crayonchomper1180]

it's actually Veteran's Day in the States, Memorial Day is typically in May

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@NAH1907]

By the gods..... The British are coming ,The British are coming. All jokes aside, respect to those that were in battle in World War One.

[@stephenmemelord2303]

Please recall your nanites. They got confused and have placed socks inside the Borg Mainframe room.

[@AgroSquerril]

whoops , I shall send a memo

[@Allantitan]

So that’s where my other sock went too 😂

[@seanrobert9661]

@@Allantitan hahahahahaha😂

[@Germlin]

Lest we forget They will remember

[@kirkjones9639]

Ah yes, the day after the Marine Corps' birthday. Not a good time too fuck around and find out.

[@AgroSquerril]

not at all

[@crayzkato6607]

i looked it up (i am a clueless stupid American with no understanding of European culture) holy s*** yeah they f***ed up

[@xessq1]

so true.. the LAST thing you want to do is piss of a Marine with a hangover

[@timeshark8727]

First thought: Did they hit us on Christmas? what fools... Final though: They hit us on Poppy day?!?! Oh, you all dead now! Don't piss off solders, especially on a day meant to remember fallen solders.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@mrcannon3218]

Goddamn agro the speed you post these has picked up. Oh and of course *clears throught*. FOR THE ALGORYTHM

[@braydenfaulkner994]

Yet the quality goes up

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm :D Getting back into the grove after wrecking my voice in December

[@IronWarrior_69]

In the Grim Darkness of the 22century there is only war.

[@secretobvious6033]

40k here 40k there aaaaaaaaah the chaos gods have cuuuursedddd meeeeee

[@widdershins5383]

All sci-fi is based in the dark age of technology lol after it’s fall we rise again as the blessed fascist imperium lol

[@tyrschampion471]

Oh yeah bad call. Imagine doing this and having a bunch of pissed off Anzacs going full Leroy Jenkins on your ass .

[@Rhodor-O6]

Oh god... The Gurkhas...

[@ryankaiser2702]

Mankind and canine have been intertwined since the dawn of civilization as it is. Dogs may as well be considered our companion race. The species sharing Earth and dependent on humans for survival and stability as much as we are dependent on them for sake of loneliness, comfort and dignity of our sanity. We made them, changed them from their original appearance for mutual survival on a deathworld of prehistoric earth. We cherished animal companions so much we made and dedicated a special day just for them. Those wretches of aliens attacked us on a most blessed day of history, cooperation, and survival. No wonder you pissed off humanity so much. We humans look at canines and dogs like our own children in some respects. Humans can look at a dead person and feel not as much emotion but if we look at a dead dog we look at a dog that’s been butchered on a day that they should be celebrated, I can’t imagine the sheer hatred, blinded rage and cruelty unleashed in such a species. You gave us a sucker punch to the balls and our heart. Prepare for death ☠️

[@gentlerain8537]

[Uplift] Until we Uplift canines they are NOT a companion race/species. Cows are NOT a companion race/species. Pigs are NOT a companion species. Chickens are NOT a companion species. These are all organisms which humanity should be on trial for evolutionary crimes against. ONLY through Uplifting and the creation of a ecosystem with home planet could we ever hope to repay our debt to these races...

[@phasepanther4423]

@@gentlerain8537 You misunderstand. If you uplift a species by trying to teach them and let their brains grow, they're just going to see us as gods. At best they would end up being some sort of slave species. After all, that's how dogs came to be in the first place. By wolves surrendering their pride for some scraps of food and warmth in the presence of much greater hunters.

[@ryankaiser2702]

@@gentlerain8537 Yeah I get it race, not necessarily sentient.

[@almar8874]

Mankind and canines have been intertwined since *well before* the dawn of civilization. Evidence reveals that the domestication of canines began when wolves started to cohabitate with man 33,000 years ago. The first known complex civilization started only 5-6 thousand years ago.

[@gentlerain8537]

@@almar8874 Göbekli Tepe ? ... Honestly- your statement- was an admission of guilt from the perspective: [Humanity on trial for domestication and consumption of other life forms. It would seem reasonable that any species who would want to join a Galaxy Spanning Society- the entry requirements would be: -FTL (faster than light travel) -Homeworld + 2 colonies in separate solar systems whom are not at war. -Reasonable trade mindset. & having emotional/mental development to include Uplifting a number of specimens who had been harmed during the development of potential member species. ... Please Respect the Terran World Tree: This is your family tree- every fungus, fish, avian- they are all part of what a Terran is. The Entirely of the Lifespan of Evolution on Terran. Helios & Solace.

[@Eramiserasmus]

Why would they think attacking on a day of Remembrance wouldn't get them buried deep.

[@AgroSquerril]

not clue

[@muninrob]

Why would you think we'd leave enough living to bury the dead?

[@____________838]

Who said anything about there being bodies left.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@muninrob we can always bury the ashes or fill in the craters

[@Allantitan]

@@henrypaleveda7760 who said anything about there even being a planet left

[@Brendan1259]

Oh, if an alien attacked humans on November the 11th I can see humanity going full no mercy on them, holy sh@#$t.

[@AgroSquerril]

rip and tear

[@truekurayami]

We will give them one mercy at least for such folly, that mercy is letting them have the peace of the grave.

[@VadulTharys]

F T A Oh that was bad, attack on Remembrance day, I also have the impression those were Royal Marines, so just bad news all around.

[@Southern_Crusader]

Soon as I saw the Memorial Day at the end I knew they fucked up so bad, God himself is gonna need to save them.

[@Brendan1259]

I don't think God would lift a finger to save them for that.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

God would just stare at them and say "if you don't leave here I will personally smite every single person of your species"

[@Brendan1259]

@@theenderdestruction2362 and if they don't then God would turn around, put on some sun glasses then with his back turnd smite them as the song "Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions" starts to play.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@Brendan1259 haha I can imagine him doing that

[@Rhodor-O6]

God wouldn't save them. Because God loves the infantry, and in WWI, far too many infantry lost their lives.

[@shamusmenzies3487]

as a canadian once i knew it was poppy day this made so much sense

[@tornic531]

The day of remembrance and now the DNI will never forget...

[@ChaoticTeen16]

Assuming there are any left to remember, that is

[@Kghammond852]

13:13 The one time home by Christmas actually happens.

[@calvinsmithjr6904]

Now I need to listen to In Flanders Fields

[@geoshark12]

Pitence of time “Look at his little child, theres no fear in her eyes, could he not show respect for other dads who have died, take two minutes would you mind its a pittance of time , for the boys and the girls who went over”

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentelgent! For the Rhythm that is Algo no House in Particular Never Forget

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@alfredsutton7233]

Another great story, well read AgroSquerril. Thank you.

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@johnnymellon7414]

Had to look up what "poppy day" is supposed to be... I don't think many ppl outside of commonwealth countries know it?

[@anthonypreston8355]

That always surprise me even if you don’t have remembrance day would at least expect you to have some Day or holiday to remember the fallen soldiers

[@johnnymellon7414]

@@anthonypreston8355 remembering the fallen soldiers has a bit of an odd taste if you're from a former central/axis power :P and other places seem to have some kind of national-day with a somewhat similar idea. I actually find a day to "remember the fallen soldiers" rather odd

[@muninrob]

Not by that name anyway. That's Veteran's Day for us Yanks, and Armestice Day for the French.

[@____________838]

That being said, in America many veterans groups do give out Poppies, or artificial poppy flowers in remembrance.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

it's more like America commemorates veterans on that day and so it didn't really catch on over here

[@broughbag6292]

It's great that it's universally acknowledged but it'd be even better if instead of 'Poppy day' it was:- "Armistice Day" Or Remembrance Day. Thanks for the impeccable narration. 👍

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Author Bless the Squerril

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@harrygrimley4352]

Loved this. Thanks for sharing this with us

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@samsignorelli]

"In Flanders fields, the poppies grow,,, Between the crosses, row on row..." The Dni chose....poorly.

[@Commandelicious]

Poppy Day ... that one struck home.

[@lornbaker1083]

Humanity to the aliens: You came to the wrong house on the wrong day fool!

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@GnarledStaff]

Lol, people in the comments missing the fact that the subordinate manipulated a terran merchant ship into the enemy in order to incite an incident thay would bring the terrans to war on their side.

[@vicroc4]

They had best not let the Terrans find out about that one. We tend to have... issues with those sorts of games.

[@calvingreene90]

Somebody thinks the Brits will restore the Empire.

[@gregbradshaw1622]

Anglosphere in outer space!

[@terrieterblans7027]

Humans we celebrate every day!

[@virtualatheist]

We will remember them.

[@markuhler2664]

I am so pleased that 11/11 was used. I couldn't think of a day that would cause such a reaction. That day would I hope. Unfortunately, here in the US at least, it's become just another 3 day weekend with super sales in stores. I find it disgusting.

[@crayzkato6607]

i had to LOOK IT UP, to understand. disgraceful USA.... absolutely disgraceful.

[@lemieux-z8933]

@@crayzkato6607 It's called capitalism

[@vicroc4]

It's absolutely disgusting that it's become that to civilians here in the US. But the military, at least, would have the proper reaction.

[@thunderbird4636]

Awesome story

[@cnlbenmc]

Total War; it's a Hell of a Thing...

[@kronos48221]

Officially my favorite

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Naofumi-Iwatani]

The Dni attacked on Poppy Day? (Imitates Edmund Duke) Yall need some good ol fashioned discipline, that's what you need!

[@klappstock943]

For the story the Algorithm and the voice

[@tomhchappell]

That was good!

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@SergeyWaytov]

Wow, really bad idea on Dni side, and great job with narration, Aggro

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@SergeyWaytov]

@@AgroSquerril oh, Im a bit surprised, wasn't expecting whole reply, not just one more smiley-face to my collection *insert Grievous meme there*

[@AgroSquerril]

@@SergeyWaytov wouldn't want to ruin your collection so here you go :)

[@SergeyWaytov]

@@AgroSquerril hehe, thanks, and since we got in a conversation, I guess the difference here been a comment on your narration as well as on story itself?

[@AgroSquerril]

@@SergeyWaytov depends on the comment. If i have something to add then i do , if not but i want to show that i enjoyed the comment i put a smile.

[@farmerned6]

Why are they selling poppies, Mummy? Selling poppies in town today. The poppies, child, are flowers of love. For the men who marched away. But why have they chosen a poppy, Mummy? Why not a beautiful rose? Because my child, men fought and died In the fields where the poppies grow. But why are the poppies so red, Mummy? Why are the poppies so red? Red is the colour of blood, my child. The blood that our soldiers shed. The heart of the poppy is black, Mummy. Why does it have to be black? Black, my child, is the symbol of grief. For the men who never came back. But why, Mummy are you crying so? Your tears are giving you pain. My tears are my fears for you my child. For the world is forgetting again.

[@gmailquinn]

huamity ( in genreal): RIP AND TEAR BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@gp-1542]

we fight all day for real or stupid reasons. we could be friends if you treat us nice and let us beat each other

[@tylernelson2218]

I tell people that me and each of my siblings were poppy boys and poppy girls and they genuinely have no clue what that is lmao

[@yomogami4561]

11/11 remember it and take heed xenos

[@eliandervalderen5849]

I like her

[@AlexWithington]

KZbin had good timing on this one as it is the day after anzac day here

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@peterwall8191]

For the Sqerril!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@oakenshadow6763]

They attacked on Poppy Day. November 11th. Armistance Day. That is why their armistance will not be honored. They didn't honor ours.

[@thenthson]

For. The. _ALGORITHM!!_

[@mikehenthorn1778]

11th hour, 11th day, 11th month.

[@jacknomusanom9159]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11 And You Tube Gumph

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@madswipe4419]

I thought they hit them on Christmas, was like ohh your in for a fun time, realised it’s Remembrance Day and I stopped for a second, just saying they have signed the death warrant for their own species

[@ChrissieBear]

This pisses on the whole point of Armistice day. Armistice day is about never forgetting the horrors of war and never repeating them. These humans forgot the horrors of war, and chose to repeat them.

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@stanisawpiekieko9069]

Pause this video and look at the text! It looks like it moves!

[@johns9652]

Is this a story set in a world with a fleshed out universe? I could swear I just listened to a video in my car a few days ago that mentioned "the Dni" as a people. Since most of Agro's videos are just text based, with nothing to actually watch, I frequently just listen to the vids on bluetooth audio in my car while driving back and forth to work.

[@The_Viscount]

As an American, we don't put the same importance on the First World War as the Second. And, while Armistice day is remembered here, it is as "Veterans Day:" a day of honor and remembrance for all veterans past and present. That said, the (US) American people have a history of responding to any attack on our home soil with fanatical zeal. I imagine that the very fact Earth was struck would be enough to get us to shift to war footing and support any outrage. We may not be the industrial giant we were, but we definitely know how to mobilize a fresh force with rapid speed.

[@vicroc4]

It wouldn't take much to rally the US to the cause, sure. But there's a lot of our boys and girls in uniform that would have to be actively held back until a proper plan could be made. Not to mention a lot of those who had previously served, who might or might not wait for the DoD to accept them back on active duty before doing something.

[@vicroc4]

November 11 may not hold the same significance to the US as it does to those countries of the Commonwealth, but you can be sure that our military would see an attack happening on our Veterans' Day as just as much of an affront. The Dni done fucked up, royally.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Never ever attack a prey species that has surv8ve the shit we have on the day we remember the horrors that we have have committed upon themselves.

[@rowbot5555]

No greater freind no feircer foe

[@cripto130]

FIRST!!!! AHGAHAHA

[@hiddenoath8159]

Next time, next time.

[@AgroSquerril]

nice

[@merlinathrawes746]

December 7th, 1941.

[@mfree80286]

Fort Heal Gorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

283rd, 31 December 2023

[@dishka3452]

Ok, so what's a "Poppy Day" and why I, as a Terran, should be mad about it?

[@AgroSquerril]

Remembrance day for the end of World War 1 to honor the soldiers lost

[@ChocolatePoltergiest]

Remembrance Day (or Armistice Day in the US) is held on Nov 11 to honour those passed in WW1, with Commonwealth countries observing a minute of silence at 11am (when hostilities ended).

[@Elyseon]

"This is anti-sense" Humanity in a nutshell.

[@csweezey18]

What's poppy day?

[@AgroSquerril]

A day of remembrance for all fallen soldiers in the commonwealth

[@longpham418]

Everyone play turn based war game but Terran play rts

[@KiithNaabal]

Well this is not historically accurate. If there were breaks was up to either. Side and prior agreements. Many commanders throughout history did not do so!

[@Adam3343]

what is poppy day?

[@CEBph5997]

Remembrance Day, a day to remember of all the Fallen Soldiers of the Great War, or WW1. The Aliens decided to invade us at that specific day, hence why ALL of us Humans are HELLBENT on EXTERMINATING THEM.

[@DarkVeghetta]

@@CEBph5997 Eeeh... more like all of the Anglosphere. So, a good chunk of the world's military assets (~33% at last census), but not even close to a majority of the world's population (only 6%, if the wiki article on the Anglosphere is credible). Thus, most of the world does not celebrate 'Remembrance Day', though there typically are national analogues - but usually not on that date.

[@DarkVeghetta]

As far as I'm aware, it's only the Anglosphere and a few European nations that celebrate Remembrance Day/Poppy Day or a similar holiday at that date. There are national analogues, but I'd wager few on the same date and, importantly, likely not with the same cultural gravitas that it holds for the US/UK/FR, for example. Thus, the Dni are probably getting their asses kicked by *only 6-ish percent of humanity* (that's the extent of the Anglosphere, as a percent of world population as per wiki data).

[@crayzkato6607]

ever heard of mad jack? the British produce madmen who will stop at nothing when roused.

[@DarkVeghetta]

@@crayzkato6607 Used to; back in the Rule Britannia days. But yes, I've seen more than one documentary on him.

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S..

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@ballisticm0use72]

How did you get that symbol on your name?

[@AgroSquerril]

@@ballisticm0use72 KZbin channel member

[@ballisticm0use72]

@@AgroSquerril ok thanks

[@arakheno4051]

@@ballisticm0use72 It also changes color based on now long (you can mouse over it to see) .. 8m for me

[@Resomius]

I enjoid that Story. But to be true I would be more enraged if they attacked on christmas. THAT would have united the world. well at least like a third of it. Isnt memorial day just an american thing? Its like asking me as a german for you to get angry for them attacking at reunification day.

[@ChocolatePoltergiest]

Remembrance Day (Poppy Day and Armistice/Veterans Day in the US) is observed by Commonwealth and other countries on November 11 to honour those lost in WW1. It is the day featured in this story. Memorial Day is a US national holiday observed on the last Monday of May to honour those who died while serving in the US armed forces. Bit like Australia and NZ's ANZAC Day.

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm