I was really hoping that simic would just be Eddie saying “hi”
@xgxwills28572 жыл бұрын
Red, White, Green, and Black: Magic is a game that is meant to be fun for everyone Blue: Magic is a net-zero fun game
@corycamp59792 жыл бұрын
You obviously have never played against discard lol
@cringedetector55602 жыл бұрын
When comparing to the downsides of the colors rather than the reverse, I would say white, red, and green are the least annoying in that order
@volosguidetomonsters34402 жыл бұрын
Jund: Me with a haste tribal deck l
@karlveidel232 жыл бұрын
@@cringedetector5560 white is the most annoying, blue stops one spell, white will straight up make it annoying to play the game at all between constantly making things more expensive for everyone, else cheap exiles, to straight up not allowing people to play more than a single card a turn
@cringedetector55602 жыл бұрын
@@karlveidel23 blue also does that too.
@benji-menji2 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot to mention the part where 5 color is crying at the cost of their mana base.
@rhysofsneezingdragon17582 жыл бұрын
5 colors should usually have morophon somewhere in there.
@benji-menji2 жыл бұрын
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 I'm actually have a Shrines deck so that is one of the few exceptions.
@WayfarersBauble2 жыл бұрын
My lowest TCGPlayer market price is currently $1.18 for my Commander: Streets of New Capenna printing.
@TSDT2 жыл бұрын
Dammit. I just paid three bucks for you last week.
@100nodog2 жыл бұрын
@@TSDT get rekt
@BallonZombie2 жыл бұрын
Stop the spam under every video.
@rintarouokabe37502 жыл бұрын
@@BallonZombie stop ruining fun for everyone
@SmashCentralOfficial2 жыл бұрын
@@rintarouokabe3750 0 likes to 10 likes. The ratio though.
@hunterthorne46712 жыл бұрын
Interesting design choice that the 4 colour pairings are defined more as the opposite of the colour not included! Never really thought about it until now!
@toedrag-release2 жыл бұрын
As a mono black player i can confirm that my life total means nothing to me
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
I cast Adnaus draw my 90 lands pass
@dapperghastmeowregard2 жыл бұрын
Built my friend a K'rrrrrrrik Relentless Rats deck, definitely accurate :P
@stygiansage26612 жыл бұрын
My mono black is more like if I have to die I will die my way Commander Phage.
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
@@stygiansage2661 Actually you can cheat her out fairly easy without dying then accidently make the deck near cEDH level. Don't ask lol
@allx10482 жыл бұрын
As long as it's not 0 it's fine
@RaginKavu2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how he used the Nephiln's names for the 4 colours. This is the way.
@saltyalters2 жыл бұрын
Mono green is the equivalent of playing a strength build in FromSoft games
@johnnyjoestar44732 жыл бұрын
Mono green is the equivalent of playing the boss in a FromSoft game
@rhysofsneezingdragon17582 жыл бұрын
I only need to swing at you once, red nerd
@andrewmontgomery41882 жыл бұрын
I watched this on my phone (without headphones) and when it said "Hey, Golgari" my Google Assistant lost its mind lol
@lokizzz45222 жыл бұрын
Sultai is spot on , everybody is salty about my muldrotha deck , but nobody bother to put 1 or 2 graveyard hate card in their deck
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
Wait what do you mean exiling their deck is not graveyard hate? it prevents it from hitting the grave
@another_jesus18672 жыл бұрын
thats why i run cards like scavenger grounds, tectonic edge and underdark rift in 64 out of 64 decks xD
@perturaboIV2 жыл бұрын
Rakdos seems about right
@tangerinedropper71418 ай бұрын
rakdos might have the strongest evil *aesthetic*, but im sure we can all agree that azorius is actually the most evil color pair
@stygiansage26612 жыл бұрын
I am something else I like to "break the color pie" like mono blue land destruction, Red pillow fort, Black or green vivisection of the opponents decks, White mana ramp.
@rhysofsneezingdragon17582 жыл бұрын
My golgari deck in a nutshell "I've run out of tokens to represent the 10 I make every upkeep. Shit."
@triopsate32 жыл бұрын
I dun know about that 5 color one. I'm probably closer to Azorious but realize that Azorious doesn't have enough answers for everything so you go into 5 color Niv to always have an answer to every board state. After you answer the board state, you use time twister effects to make sure everyone has a full grip again and to get all your answers back. So strap in because I'm here to make sure games go absolutely nowhere fast.
@Jm96RoCk2 жыл бұрын
As a Jeskai/Esper player I have NEVER felt so offended by something I 100% agree with 😹😹
@ImperfectCitizen2 жыл бұрын
Boros deserved more righteous/dignified aggression 💪🔥
@fish_in_distress2 жыл бұрын
I play Boros too but if we're talking about the players not the cards, there's nothing particularly righteous about what I'm trying to do to people lol
@ImperfectCitizen2 жыл бұрын
@@fish_in_distress Boros is the embodiment of 'righteous fury'
@Shoyro2 жыл бұрын
What would be appropriate for a player who is trying to make and play every color combination? And Mitch, missed opportunity for a Sliver or Shrine joke. I blame Eddie for that oversight.
@dapperghastmeowregard2 жыл бұрын
"Why do I have so many fucking decks, I've barely played half of these." "..." "... Ooh, Jolene would be a fun deck."
@Shoyro2 жыл бұрын
@@dapperghastmeowregard 79 and counting. Not going as extreme as that one guy who has 900, but I still have more to make!
@GubbiGap2 жыл бұрын
Look up "MTG Song I've Played Everything" on KZbin and play that on loop xD
@KingRoni12222 жыл бұрын
Witch-Maw: I am playing Atraxa. Start running.
@dapperghastmeowregard2 жыл бұрын
UG - the name says it all :33 Five color: Dumb things or powerful things? [looks at Kenrith + Zhirda deck] Why not both?
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
Did someone say mono white Door to Nothingness?
@mariosapien28172 жыл бұрын
As a pretty much exclusive 5 color player can confirm it's because I can't make up my mind 😂😂
@Zander22122 жыл бұрын
I love how different my Esper deck is from most. Esper lands matter is very different, though the blink subtheme is much more typical.
@ernestlam56322 жыл бұрын
I remember taking the personality test online a few years ago and it said that I was simic and I was like oh so I'm a basic b****
@spacefreak50642 жыл бұрын
Can you gimme the link for that? Would love to take it ^^
@AzureSky_Music2 жыл бұрын
Ok, you got me with the naya dinosaurs 😂
@philvess63762 жыл бұрын
Having a Prismatic Bridge Deck: Wanting to play every damn high cmc Commander under the sun, but dont want to commit to a single one.
@TheOtherAngle2 жыл бұрын
People hate what they don't understand. I hated blue till I learned to play it extensively. Among my play group at my LGS my mono blue is their favorite deck to play against because it's not counter-spell heavy and keeps everyone guessing as to what I would interact with.
@JustJerry3422 жыл бұрын
Selesnya is a great Nikachu impression
@ACrazedGaming2 жыл бұрын
That's messed up lmao
@PraetorGix2 жыл бұрын
LOL Izzet and Orzhov were my favourites but you did an amazing job with all of them XD
@SirGunky2 жыл бұрын
That Naya one was so stupid lol couldn't think of anything more creative?
@Ctrooper2011 Жыл бұрын
1:42 Mono White 1:52 Mono Blue 2:03 Mono Black 2:12 Mono Red 2:22 Mono Green 2:32 Colorless 2:40 Azorius* 2:50 Dimir 3:00 Rakdos 3:11 Gruul 3:19 Selesnya 3:29 Orzov 3:38 Izzet* 3:48 Golgari 3:59 Boros 4:10 Simic 4:20 Esper 4:30 Grixis 4:41 Jund 4:50 Naya 5:01 Bant 5:11 Abzan 5:21 Jeskai* 5:32 Sultai 5:43 Mardu 5:54 Temur* 6:03 York 6:14 Glint 6:24 Dune 6:35 Ink* 6:45 Witch Maw 6:55 Five Color *These are my favorites.
@lisdexik54842 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked by the Gruul part. We are not that brainless..... Only Domri is 😊
@jettblade2 жыл бұрын
HA! I don't have any Eldrazi in my Colorless deck because it is a tribal Thopter deck.
@spacefreak50642 жыл бұрын
I have a colourless deck but my commander is Kozilek so yeah it's full of Eldrazi but I don't hide it ;P
@davidk38492 жыл бұрын
When 3 of the example commanders shown in this video are your own 3 best commander decks. All the jokes were true, especially the mono Green.
@frago3212 жыл бұрын
note I'm in the 32 chromatic challenge and on 22 deck so far at least 11 are in this video and are exactly like that!
@Fishmeaker2 жыл бұрын
OMG, your Naya voice sonds like Team Four Star's Son Goku 🤣
@AnonymousAnonymous-ht4cm2 жыл бұрын
Starts at 1:41
@PhantomCook7602 жыл бұрын
Lmao the Selvala is accurate AF love the content Mitch
@fighterphoenix57892 жыл бұрын
five colours be like: " We are Sliver we can do what ever we want and we do it all at once because WE ARE THE SWARM, WE ARE ONE."
@PhoenixLaw922 жыл бұрын
Jeskai sounds just like the space core from Portal...
@Riftty2 жыл бұрын
Haha your Naya voice sounded just like Goku
@MrHoneuma2 жыл бұрын
Only one I'd change is Rakdos. The edgy kid that likes violence a bit too much and enthusiastically let's you know. Should probably also be on a watch list.
@yohnazo2 жыл бұрын
The Naya one was way too on point, though my favourite animals are actually Owls, not much you can build around with that in Magic though.
@ricardomora45312 жыл бұрын
Silverquill have owls
@TheCoyote8082 жыл бұрын
Not sure how I should feel with the commentary on everything I play. Red? Check. Boros? Yup. Orzhov? Duh. Mardu? Hold muh beer. Non-blue? I CAST FIST! Am I missing anything?
@gobenku14642 жыл бұрын
As a combo Ghave enthusiast, I can concur that Abzan loves killing/sacrificing and bringing it back for infinite combos
@Darlnezz2 жыл бұрын
To be honest, As a mono White player, it is not hard to have mana or have a full grip of cards. The issue lies in digging for more cards and so far no design given by new cards have fixed this issue since they keep adding cards that are opponent dependant. What White really needs is a way to just see the board state, and look at their hand. Realize they don't have what they need. Then say "I draw more cards". Right now they do not have that. They have: I pass the turn so that I can maybe draw cards from your actions and maybe not be able to use them without a vedalken orrery. --- THIS is EXCLUDING going certain Commanders such as Sram. Those decks got a particular theme and that let them draw cards. But normal white decks do not have that.
@ryantorngren46682 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting all the different voices from Mich. I almost drove off the road laughing
@CarlosTorres-vj3vh2 жыл бұрын
Dude, your voices where great! I could really picture a lot of D&D NPCs just by listening to you
@austinkbray2 жыл бұрын
I love how you released this video on my 21st birthday
@borislibaque15582 жыл бұрын
I'm building 26 budget lowpower decks right now trying to capture the essense of the 25 color combinations and colorless. So this might be my fav video. I would love to see a fuller one with a quintessential card or two. It would be great for new and seasoned players to find what they really love to do and orient them. Thanks for making this, loved it!
@dapperghastmeowregard2 жыл бұрын
"Budget low power" "Colorless" I'm getting mixed messages here :P I guess Traxos exists.
@bstachutheuneatable17272 жыл бұрын
As a selesnyan player I fully support that stereotype. (Also, we have organic cookies)
@ethanficek96132 жыл бұрын
Love the voices! Great video!
@zachscheunemann2 жыл бұрын
That accurately summed up my entire game plan for my Torbran deck when I first built it. "This deck is going to suck for everyone involved, I just hope you guys lose before I do. Oh wait.. you didn't lose 3 life on your upkeep for Sulfuric Vortex and Roiling Vortex.. let me just do that for you real quick." 🤣
@grinreaperoftrolls75282 жыл бұрын
Magda (cedh): I’m on so much crack, I can taste your fear
@placeholdername-12 жыл бұрын
“If you want to do some really really dumb things” My pre-ban Golos turbo-fog gate value control deck: My post ban Sisay gate shrine control deck with Chulane as the “secret commander”:
@dathore2 жыл бұрын
Love the video, but I feel like Rakdos was missing something, after all, everything in life might be pain, but someone has to enjoy laughing at yours :P
@kynan12322 жыл бұрын
So true! It’s not emo, it’s sadistic
@reverbstarlight34052 жыл бұрын
It sure sounded like you had fun making this one Mitch! Great voices!
@bryangiron53542 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize goku played Naya haha
@nelsonmarques67322 жыл бұрын
Great one, Mitch!
@HallowedLich2 жыл бұрын
Abzan, where the only thing more fun than death is bringing things back from death to die again ^_^
@andre516052 жыл бұрын
meanwhile in Pauper Simic: Wanna deal combat damage? Well no, *fog* you and your combat damage
@armandilloamarillo2 жыл бұрын
Jund: Sac outlets, the deck
@johnathanreynolds11082 жыл бұрын
I feel called out as a esper and grixis player😂 boils down to " let me play with your toys" and " I'm gonna punish you and you're going to like it"
@arancourt56232 жыл бұрын
I feel like five color should have been just a picture of the middle finger.
@mrpopsful2 жыл бұрын
I finally trimmed down to 36 decks this weekend. 2 Mardu, Esper, Boros and Golgari
@MrJoakyfran2 жыл бұрын
I mean, more than player stereotypes this focused on what each color combo can do
@Snaglbeest2 жыл бұрын
I... have never... felt so ATTACKED! Great video, Mitch!
@Joseph_Drew_III Жыл бұрын
3:17 You laugh, but that’s Magic The Noah’s entire perspective.
@SirenSong13 Жыл бұрын
As someone who's first non-precon deck was gishath, I feel called out
@deadcrafter12 жыл бұрын
What would five color be then?
@dapperghastmeowregard2 жыл бұрын
"I never leave the house because I have panic attacks at the thought of being without some of my stuff for any length of time."
@benji-menji2 жыл бұрын
New five color player: "Well my wallet is empty now, can I finally buy some cards that aren't my mana base?"
@dapperghastmeowregard2 жыл бұрын
@@benji-menji Opponents: "I cast one of the five cards in my deck that says you don't get to play the game. It's what you get for being greedy apparently by dedicating 80% of your mana base to cards that just tap for different colors." The Simic player with 5 basics and 30 utility lands: "Weeeeeeeee"
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
@@benji-menji or be like me shitty optimized myr artifact deck with Progenitus as the commander before scrapping it and putting Progenitus in charge of a 5 turn mono green Maze's End deck. Fun fact did you know that there are just about the same number of cards that gets non basic lands into the field as cards with the effect of Timetwister nearly 21 cards in a singleton deck...... And people said i could not make a strong Maze's End deck.......they probably should have said that i should not j-just like Mono white Door to Nothingness deck or my Mono white budget Human Angel Stax that i made in protest when someone told me that no one could make a good mono white deck as they don't exist yeah safe to say that person don't play with me anymore shhhh no one needs to know about the mono green Maze's End till i get it to a consistent turn 4 win deck. Honestly though Progenitus is my go to 5 color commander when making a 5 color deck as he is just a 10/10 protection from everything generic creature and i don't have money for Morphon the Sliv-er i mean boundless. Yes i even made a Graveborn EDH with Progenitus as the commander as i want the strong creatures from all colors in my grave all original praetors on my field by turn 3, See what i mean by generic commander? you don't need to summon him just enjoy a good singleton deck also ignore the fact that i can just enchant my lands and actually Summon Progenitus in the mono green Maze's End that's the fun part oh and let's no forget that they would not know if i have the obscure green counter spells or not such as Avoid Fate as an example ah yes time spiral a mistake Guttural response is also a good one those blue players won't see what's coming. They try to summon their commander? Spell Bash for a moment they will think i am the blue player whose water is just dirty to look like green
@dreddbolt2 жыл бұрын
Rakdos (especially Rakdos), white, and Boros are super accurate, though I'm preferably a color pie breaker when it comes to blue and green, unless there's some funny gimmick to work with. Azorius though? "Nobody has fun, except for me. Now, watch me break symmetry with this totally fair board wipe."
@jerald02 жыл бұрын
omg.... Grand Daddy the 4th made it to the spotlight?
@duskdeadman43332 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen a vid on this kinda thing in a long time. Color philosophy is a cool fun topic though.
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
Remember when white was control with the o-ring type of cards? Rath cards and all that? yeah me neither and i don't want to. Now if you need me i will be cradling this Diffusion Sliver that i totally did not kidnap from the hive
@backgroundcharacter79872 жыл бұрын
I like it, awaiting the next edition
@yungo1rst2 жыл бұрын
white: summon an army over time with tempo and then equip or enchant my best creature with spare mana. i can only get more mana or cards if i am behind. blue: i will draw cards while countering your effects and summon one or two creatures to actually fight. i could win with decking myself or you. black: i like to make others or myself discard cards while destroying creatures directly. i will trade my minions to reanimate them later. red: I will trade cards to burn your health or creatures down. monsters will have haste or first strike. i can discard to draw. green; i summon lands to summon big creatures. i dont need tactical abilities when i can have proactive stuff like trample. colourless; i am eldrazi when i can afford to find them. otherwise i do +1/+1 counters over time on a vehicle that will be destroyed when i attack.
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
ALso white: w-why are y'all looking at me when i rath'ed? it's not my fault you did not enchant your creatures with more creatures. Seriously who ever designed bestow to let the creature come onto the battlefield whenever the host dies is trying too hard to make white good -ignore all the other stuff white does we don't talk about abusing catchup ramp and card draw for superior stax-
@blackgrimoire47632 жыл бұрын
"Let's see what he says about Mard---Oh...He was right... 🦇"
@soarel3252 жыл бұрын
I love how each of these reflects the actual fluff identity of the colors…other than White which is just screwed
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
Nah white is just a pathological liar you are not seeing it's more....well the Slivers won't allow me to say but let's just say white covers its tracks very well
@ShifterEternal2 жыл бұрын
As a Grixis player, I fully identify with that on such a deep spiritual level. And Naya, but really I'm Grixis
@stanleyburke012 жыл бұрын
As someone who pilots a Mogis, God of slaughter group slug deck, Rakdos was a 100% spot on😂😂
@gustavosousa52462 жыл бұрын
Huge Michael vs the machines vibes from some of this
@patpat56722 жыл бұрын
Green: All my 1/1 creatures are now 10/10 Black: Life is just a resource Red: CHAOS CHAOS Blue: Since when did I allow you to play the game? White: IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
@johnnyjoestar44732 жыл бұрын
I felt called out on golgari because thats *exactly* what I do in half of my decks
@TLG12552 жыл бұрын
Love the video! One of my favorite decks is mardu ! But it’s a warrior tribal which is super fun!
@teagenramirez2652 жыл бұрын
Did any cards from new capenna get banned?
@Wirele55Duck2 жыл бұрын
Rakdos sounded like Wilson Fisk for a second
@bigscrub18752 жыл бұрын
Jund got me 😂
@FuzzyBananaInc2 жыл бұрын
This video reminds me of 2005 reality tv show intros
@KandiGal2 жыл бұрын
Hurt. Pain. Bleed. RAKDOS Needs to be a shirtb
@rubberbandba11craft2 жыл бұрын
sultai is soooo accurate
@Jessthree2 жыл бұрын
I really like your voice acting. Very good.
@FirePhoenix1032 жыл бұрын
It's quite telling when majority of my decks are naya colors with red being in all my decks (i dont even like red all that much) and all of them are combats matter.
@adambajczyk14512 жыл бұрын
I resonate with most of the decks I have of these, my 1st magic deck modern dimir graveyard theme, naya=dino, long turns in my izeet, and gotta burn fast mono red
@troIIdier2 жыл бұрын
Very true about 5 color. You're either doing it for something OP or something extremely stupid.
@Gshadewolf142 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love how Sultai was just Mitch’s normal voice. Also, you can’t tell me ALL of those voices were Mitch….were they?
@Sauron191732 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked about the dinosaur 🦖 😂
@freelancegyno22545 ай бұрын
The only decks I’ve built are five color and they end up being exactly as described
@tsoreva2 жыл бұрын
hilarious! my favorite was blue: 'No' - hahahahaha
@Eljeffethebestaye2 жыл бұрын
5 color is for experiments or for being way to overly officiant, respect it.
@digitalscribbler682 жыл бұрын
It's not fair to summarize blue players as just saying "no." The evolved and sophisticated Magic player will recognize that blue players want everybody to reflect carefully on their choices and to play a wise and measured card game when they are at the table. We only want what's best for everybody.
@gothic22d2 жыл бұрын
That is definitely turning the propaganda dial up to ten.
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
@@gothic22d i don't know what creature type they are naming and i don't think politician is printed yet
@qwormuli772 жыл бұрын
And the best for everyone is... Not playing magic?
@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena2 жыл бұрын
@@qwormuli77 funny that sounds like a lot of games such as league of legends
@DoomStarRequiem2 жыл бұрын
Based on the bant voice.. it's definitely my colors.