What Happens Every Time You Stealth In a Game

[@Hoot]

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[@TheAstrocricket]

*yes*.

[@sleepypixel420]

you hardly talk

[@N1664datsnvtz]

Nice.

[@ranibro]

I got the far cry 3 reference.

[@padraigdowney7407]

I enjoy your videos🗿🍷you dropped this btw👑

[@Anonymous-ss1kg]

Never forget the best part: Crouching gives you an extra 30m of invisibility, meanwhile standing is tweeting your adress directly to everyone

[@MA_690]

You know brother Iam tinkering my FO4 with mod And for no reason the sneak got swapped. If i stand the enemy cant detect me even if i walk in front of them. But if i sneak all enemy regardless of LOS and floor around the area will instantly know where am i.

[@twilightsparkle2764]

@@MA_690 Sounds like now you got great advantages!

[@MA_690]

@@twilightsparkle2764 Yes and no its a trait You can move past your enemy quick without them being notice you But you cant 1 tap your enemy since to do tjay you need to sneak first to perform sneak attack.

[@iplaygames8090]

@@MA_690 a soul for a soul

[@BlackMoonHowls]

@@MA_690 How does that even happen, my guy it just works.

[@ilikepigeons6101]

I like how he uses WW2 Binoculars to look at 2 soldiers standing a meter in front of them

[@thesaul9484]

Gotta mark them on your HUD, just like you use your Nikon camera in Far Cry series

[@ilikepigeons6101]

@@thesaul9484 or Metal gear soliv V i guess XDDDD

[@JamesSchulte]

He's checking their stats to see if they were worth kidnapping

[@SariusxX]

bro wtf I didn't even notice that

[@electrocubic5116]

​@@thesaul9484 Fr

[@digitaal_boog]

The gun glitching, the endless dust cloud, the bush, freaking everything is so perfect Edit: Jesus that’s a lot of likes

[@rydekk-4644]

Hoot's a marvel.

[@theg.o.a.t651]

@@rydekk-4644 indeed

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Dont forget the change from NPC using voicelines in relation to the other NPC, flipping to single idling voicelines as soon as the other NPC is dead

[@Brodrich]

And the friendly NPC being invisible to him.

[@xioussquid]

Omg yes the gun doing the hard-vibes-in-the-ground-cha-cha

[@ezratamaaa]

Guard : "Better keep the eyes wide open and mind sharp!" Meanwhile *NPC CASUALLY WALK BEHIND HIM Guard : "Probably rats."

[@MihaelGeng]

*Comrade steps aside literally fucking disappeared Enemy after searching for 10 seconds: "Meh, I've seen worse."

[@Galeriarch]

thanks for the transcription bro I'm blind so I really needed it 🙏

[@nemember2614]

Oh thank you for writing this Im blind I cant see thx

[@Dave0439]

my friend died! must have been a rat

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Honestly admirable how much some enemies just do not care about their dead guards/co-workers after just a few minutes. "Jerry's dead! ....... Must've been the wind."

[@leorafaelcaparas9806]

ghost recon stealth in a nutshell:

[@marioformicadae6637]

Even better when they see movement but don't bother to investigate

[@kingofhorror4489]

Just change your profile picture iam tired of you

[@cautiouslycynical9786]

@@marioformicadae6637 Never seen such behavior. For example Skyrim gets a lot of flak but even the lowliest of bandit investigates there. They just give up hilariously fast for someone who discovered a dead body tho.

[@thewhitewolf58]

What i would love is an rpg where you pick a class with a character thats over powered and is loud. The gaurds are ordered to watch the base on the threat of death but they purposely act like dumb pcs cant barely see or hear you and play dead when hit. They play dumb because they know if they challenge you it will be their last moments alive.

[@michalfurman296]

I love that far cry 3 reference. I hate how small the pool of voice lines is, but I chuckle every time I hear it

[@Just_Some_Weird_Guy]

I completely agree lol

[@XanderDraft]

Absolutely on point and well done…I love the Alt T-Pose knife stab in slow motion at the end. 10/10 ending. Sadly you cut it off right before a third guard at a ridiculously long distance spots the player and the entire base goes on alert. But that can be a future video.

[@Hoot]

Big thank 🤜

[@calamity627]

The virtual insanity-like at the end got me good.

[@justadude9870]

wow green comment😮

[@katzlover321]

@@thatoneguy487 or being really bad at it and running out in the open and in front of enemies but still being undetected.

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Realistic

[@joesomebody3365]

The NPC conversations you do are always awesome. Also the gun clipping into the ground after that one guy got stabbed was pretty funny. Keep up the great work.

[@Hoot]

❤️

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

The way the gun glitches on the ground is just the icing on the cake

[@sharifrowe7812]

That npc self awareness is actually next level XD

[@ThatoneWeeb945]

I almost spit out my cereal at the end. The glitches of everything and the total lack of care by the NPC is beyond perfect.

[@derptomistic]

Then there's the much harder (and usually older) stealth sections where taking a single step alerts every guard to your exact coordinates, stance, weapon loadout, favorite food, blood type, mother's maiden name, date of birth, and that one movie that really freaked you out as a kid but you grew up since then and you know it's not real but still sticks in the back of your mind as a reminder to get therapy later... Also, they're coming

[@Neion8]

Also, now they know where you are you basically have a location tracker attached to your ass - none of this 'last known location' BS.

[@Solais1019]

​@@Neion8I haaaaaate that

[@AZ_The_Dude]

I always thought it was weird how in videogames you could full on peak your head around corners or over cover and somehow the enemies wouldn't notice. Or how you could be keeping pace with an enemy but since you're walking behind them they somehow don't hear you.

[@MASKarade25]

The only game that does not do that is mgsv, it takes 24 in game hours until the alert is off.

[@racerwilson152]

Stalker ai has something similar, except the scripted ones

[@ClassyRaptor451]

These reasons are why I am bad at stealth games, because I think that the guards can do all of that.

[@LydiaReiko]

peek*

[@lautirios6481]

​@@LydiaReiko look at taht, mister prefection

[@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep]

Guard : *(sees 25 c4 on his usual walking pattern)* Also Guard : *"dang.. it burnt like hell when im pissisng-"*

[@Shad1y]

Bro the npc crouch walking while the guard is yelling got me💀

[@Just_a_commenter]

I like this self-aware NPC. Nonstop funnies followed. This is good. You never fail to make me wheeze-laugh, Hoot. I thank thee

[@doot4246]

istg some npcs in games KNOW they are npcs and they are the cheekiest mfers about it 💀

[@Godspeedlilfella]

The Russian Accent goes perfectly with that line, "Give them the big boom"

[@IronJagerick]

The binoculars from 20 feet away is so true

[@Savage-jw3cr]

0:50 the gun clipping through the floor absolutely killed me

[@ZIONOMANIA]

I mean it is completely accurate 💀

[@Handle_bigcheese]

The leap forwards at the end got me rolling

[@axelprino]

From him using binoculars to look at the guards standing right in front of them to the gun glitching like crazy this whole scene is full of jokes all happening at the same time 🤣

[@shlingusdingus4174]

0:54 That is a fucking Far Cry 3 reference and I love you for that. That dialogue is burned into my memory from those red pirates.

[@lucaixen]

"Maybe if we take them out one by one, they won't notice." "Well, I'm useless NPC, you do." *Call of Duty Franchise.*

[@zak0vhuang426]

1:06 That is indeed a virtual insanity kill there.

[@Oddy_for]

Ah yes, the "it hurts like a mother when i piss! should've used a rubber!" quote from farcry 3

[@jjcaron4381]

the "Heh?" at the end had me dead

[@skyripper179]

That gun glitch is totally "Valve" approved 😂

[@AngryGreenShark]

Absolutely love the Far Cry 3 reference. Amazing video as usual Hoot! :)

[@QruisS]

I remember playing Splinter Cell one time and holding guard with a gun against his head when not a second after the door right in front of me openened and another guard walked in, looked around for a second and said "Nothing's here" before leaving, completely ignoring me. I wasn't even in the shadow.

[@PROcrastiDRIVESVofficial]

Hahahaha other guard didn't want those problems with Sam Fisher. Plus, he never liked that guard anyway 🤣

[@bloodysimile4893]

Guess the guard took lesson from a goon who spotted batman but declined to raise the alarm because he knew better.

[@GhostR7]

It's funny how accurate Hoot's videos are. I remember from PS1 days to modern days, same sh*t everywhere.

[@jacobeaton4042]

This is the easily the most accurate depiction of stealth in games 😂

[@bthunder5688]

The friendly NPC crouching towards the bush while being in plain sight... 🤣

[@tayton-johncarr9920]

Love how he just started floating towards him 😂

[@jaiamos2019]

the ending got me

[@thebugmonster38]

This, this brings a smile to my face. Thank you!

[@Hoot]

Big big thank you 👍

[@justadude9870]

woah😮 yellow comment

[@Myomer104]

I have two video ideas: 1) NPC ammunition: How they have literally unlimited ammo even when the player is scrounging for every single bullet. 2) "Essential" NPCs: Ones so important to the plot that nothing, literally nothing, can kill them.

[@Nah-mika]

The end tho... he look like the pizza delivery driver when you dont tip him 💀

[@Solais1019]

As a sushi delivery driver, I 200% feel this now

[@gamerunner478]

hears a empty bullet casing fall from a long ass distance cannot even hear the dude next to him falling to the ground with a loud thud

[@Chom-Chom]

It gets cut off here but since the enemy spotted hoot here, he has to redo the entire mission from start. It doesnt matter if he offed him a split second after he got spotted, the alarm was still raised because everyone has a dead man's switch that only works if they spotted an enemy

[@avramnovorra]

That final pose with the knife got me rolling XD

[@ZaTimou]

_Step one: Casually approach guard_

[@savagebeast68plus18]

That far cry 3 reference brought back some memories hahaha thank you.

[@jacob4259]

Literally Artyom and his stealth approach

[@comicallyslowsnek3651]

Astonishing attention to detail. Hoot should go make a movie parodizing the contemporary FPS genre, I'd be galloping to the ticket booth boi.

[@Solais1019]

"KZbinr yeets boxoffice records: Parody of FPS genre pulls in more than Disney and Marvel combined"

[@kasumi2173]

It's either like this with the AI being brain-dead or it can spot you from 30 km away from behind walls and hive-mind alert the whole camp of your presence .

[@Solais1019]

That latter one is worse when the hivemind proceeds to always know exactly where you are even if you have some sort of stealth mechanic and try to run away. 20 miles away in a cave? They'll still shoot the ground in your exact direction.

[@xaythearsonist2003]

1:04 POV: **You're about to be executed in COD** 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xaythearsonist2003]

@elcactuar3354 thx I changed it

[@unavailable4975]

"Probably rats" That's a huge ass rat

[@NapalmConsumer]

"Better keep the eyes wide open." *Proceeds to not notice the other guard being dragged slowly away*

[@SunPraiser1988]

I never expected to put high quality and shitpost in the same description of one thing. This made me laugh harder than most professional comedy I see on this site, love to see videos from you.

[@ommsterlitz1805]

0:53 Far Cry 3 Ptsd

[@degle1923]

Bro should have used a rubber

[@glitchtheproto]

A lone enemy soldier: Me on the stealth mission with only my knife as he turns away: 1:04

[@ammielsaeed5178]

That Far cry 3 reference was HILARIOUS 😂

[@gameragodzilla]

Man, I remember in the classic Splinter Cell games where guards did have peripheral vision and not only that, the view cones even took into account idle animations. So if a guard happened to glance in my direction when I was walking, he’d see me. And they could hear you if you took an enemy out, since punching, knifing and even suppressed gunshots aren’t completely silent, so you do have to have some distance to do those stealthily, or use the surrounding ambient noise to hide them like in Chaos Theory.

[@spiltmilk4419]

The far cry 3 dialog reference to when the pirate guard says " it burns like a mother when i piss, should have used a rubber" was Gold my guy 😂

[@zecfreeman5122]

1:06 L O N D O N

[@therajmister2183]

the way he *sliiiidees* towards him like how that knife is about to *sliiiidee* through his chest is beautiful

[@DaMoniable]

The npc walking out in front of him as he disengages is the cherry on top.

[@senseisawk]

After playing Sniper Elite 3 and 4 this is so relatable

[@SilberKrieger66]

I swear this guy never disappoints to make my gamer heart smile

[@herosvicentegonzalez7872]

I like how the npc is self aware

[@J-TEC1337]

Have an alternate ending where he does virtual reality and kills him

[@edward9487]

I just love the guy sliding forwards with his knife, as if to show that yes, indeed, he is about to face the most wonderful experience of stealth kill.

[@gatlinggunner8217]

100% Accurate, but the bodies spaz out for me. 😂

[@raisgamesnz325]

The gun glitching through the ground is an amazing touch!! :)

[@Arendelft]

1:05 "Huh?" Let's face it, we'd all freeze in bewildered terror at the sight of someone gliding at us like that, lolz. Also "I'm NPC, no stealth needed." I loved this, so many games where I'm sneaking around and my companion just starts blurting out crap while the enemies I'm trying to ambush are mere feet away and I freeze in terror as I wait for the enemies to hear aaaand they don't... Heart pounding I glare back at my companion and picture them shrugging and saying that. Perfect reaction.

[@odstbag337]

If Bethesda collaborated with Ubisoft.

[@vvbr2372]

That animation at the end was gold

[@silverwolf5643]

"I'm NPC, no stealth needed" sums up every NPCs during stealth section

[@neongenic]

Even when he cuts himself and goes, "HUH?!" is perfect. Bonus points for using the same "HUH?!" At the second encounter

[@J_Riff]

The npc walking past in open space 😂😂 too real

[@mr.mephitis2492]

Nice Far Cry reference. I swear, those pirates say the same 3 things all the time.

[@HazmatBros.]

once again you have brought us a masterpiece

[@0verloud350]

“I will find you” into “probably rats” is so spot on it hurts

[@imacoustict]

as a game I can confirm these are our stealth

[@smallchez]

Thanks for confirming

[@Hoot]

Sick bro thanks for confirming 👌🔥

[@imacoustict]

@@Hoot you are welcome 🙏

[@4P0CA1YP5E]

As an NPC guard that ending kill me.

[@moenibus]

I love how Hoot exposes the stupidity in modern shooters and also gamers

[@HeisenbergFam]

Imagine dying in front of your homie and they turn out to be NPC, Skyrim classic

[@slinkerdeer]

The NPC loudly saying he has to be quick and scaring the player is hilarious lol

[@tutku1560]

That "huh" is just too addictive. It just summaries pretty much every AI.

[@supersoldier8629]

bruh the gun clipping into the floor is too funny XD

[@sleepypixel420]

you see ivan, if hitbox of twig is big enough it will conceal you

[@gunslingerluckytankijunky]

The end got me XD

[@mrfrgn]

Good work man! And the ending💀💀💀

[@regentofregrets644]

The way the npc just walks out in front lol😂

[@soupcangaming662]

Plot twist: You get seen by an enemy two miles away behind a wall instantly, and it broadcasts your real-time location to the hivemind as twenty troops spawn right behind you.

[@armorbearer9702]

(0:25) Do not be so hard on yourself NPC. You provide emotional support.

[@Andrecio64]

1:06: "i cordially invite you to join your friend in hell."

[@needsmctherapy1447]

should've been the "virtual insanity" pose at the end lmao

[@Elijah-ot8qj]

Man has mastered the British fighting style in that last frame

[@inductivegrunt94]

Yeah, this is basically how it goes. And the gun glitching, dust cloud, hiding in the bush, the usless NPC being loud and crouch walking infront of the enemy, and everything else, all while the enemy doesn't question a thing is so perfect.

[@PureRushXevus]

How the NPC guy just walks past the bush takes me straight back to uncharted / the last of us gameplay lol can you imagine if they fucked up the stealth though.. oh my god

[@carlp4353]

Self aware NPC knowing how the game works is great

[@kingayvaz]

"Should have used the rubber" The damn line you keep hearing in Far Cry 3 while sneaking.

[@elijahmaximuslaxamana674]

The ending was like the reaper taking the souls of the innocent but he was like "You know what you are and i'll magically move towards you to kill you now" 😂😂

[@Larssouillle]

My friend got rejected today by a girl I just send him this and now he is laughing so freaking hard

[@helenbutte4246]

Haha "Im useless NPC I wont help"

[@Hoot]

thanks! 🤜

[@radracer8777]

the smol details in this truly sell it. full lols all around my lad.

[@ThatOneGuyYaKnow]

1:05 THIS! This has a lot of potential as a meme holy cow

[@stagnatedsand6609]

This is the best visualization of far cry stealth (post 4) I’ve ever seen, good job man. ‘Tis a Good laugh as always