When prison lights ur off Convict: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW♡☆
@furyphoenix55314 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jimmieparker80934 жыл бұрын
Dun dun...dun dun dun...dun...
@rachelcoaster42724 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jaichandra26444 жыл бұрын
Dance to the rhythm Dance Dance to the rhythm...Daaaaaance
@purpleplasmaindustries44604 жыл бұрын
Lol good one
@moto1p16 жыл бұрын
The night I spent in jail at lights out some guy yelled "Hey, don't touch me there you're not my grandpa"
@cvnt64946 жыл бұрын
moto1p1 hahahahahaha
@miralubin6466 жыл бұрын
😂
@greylove20646 жыл бұрын
That's fucked up
@shawngatewood36736 жыл бұрын
LoL.... funny...as hell.
@sydneyprescott52416 жыл бұрын
Haha
@swoodwerd72494 жыл бұрын
Imagine being mad cuz someone drinks coffee on their channel
@leemillis1124 жыл бұрын
No crap, It's his channel, he can drink whatever the hell he wants.
@angelaberry75014 жыл бұрын
Only a pathetic person would let this man's coffee drinking bother them
@samthreesixteen4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@swoodwerd72494 жыл бұрын
@Shari Patrice reread my comment
@swoodwerd72494 жыл бұрын
@Shari Patrice oh
@geraldmulemwamoola66163 жыл бұрын
I like the way you and Jay from APS articulate yourselves.... keep it moving , much love from Zambia 🇿🇲
@smokajoint8082 жыл бұрын
Lock down is way better joe is an egomaniac
@shirglad6 жыл бұрын
Bro, I just discovered your channel. It is on point. You are fantastic story teller. I know almost nothing about jail or prison, and I feel like you do a great job of helping folk understand the cultures inside and the kind of things you wouldn't expect. Could you do a video telling stories about playing dungeons and dragons or games like that inside? I had NO IDEA people played DnD in prison. It seemed crazy at first but it makes a lot of sense when I think about it. I think I would try to play DnD as much as I possibly could. Anyway, keep killin it. You gonna make it to a million. No doubt! And if you got any interesting insights into prison DnD, let us know! Much love.
@chrishudson46766 жыл бұрын
My grandfather did I believe 6 in Kingston. Scrabble God!!
@furrylockstar6 жыл бұрын
your stories reinforce my personal creed that i never, ever, ever want to go to jail of any kind EVER!
@lexbeltran13546 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@AmB396 жыл бұрын
Spider G Man what a hellish way to live. I understand it...it’s what you grew up with so I’m not judging. Just crazy how different we can end up just based on where and when we were born. How’s life for you now that you’re out?
@JH-cy7rk6 жыл бұрын
Jim Pollock exactly
@sherrivonch60446 жыл бұрын
I'm w u
@daleandrews3676 жыл бұрын
Overnight was enough for me and I'm NOT proud of it. I've seen some s**t just overnight!
@x2channel2156 жыл бұрын
Why is this in my recommended
@devanteford50916 жыл бұрын
SAME
@joanblock80526 жыл бұрын
Lol Right!?
@tinman83116 жыл бұрын
Because you've been searching things you shouldn't have. ... government preparing you
@wayz4156 жыл бұрын
All I search for on youtube is weed stuff, then it suggested this, but this was funny and enlightening. I'm glad my jail days were few and over now.
@x2channel2156 жыл бұрын
I've only watched trailers...and sure
@gauthier11295 жыл бұрын
I really hope you are making enough dough to keep out of trouble man, you seem really like a good dude! Cheers from Canada
@viirusgraviity72896 жыл бұрын
God damm some of these tik tok ads are cringe asf
@TrumpMaga-cm6cr6 жыл бұрын
I dont think God has anything to do with it
@tiffanifarrington40396 жыл бұрын
Lol right
@melvie54116 жыл бұрын
I agree with you
@cbosmooth6 жыл бұрын
tik tok is cringe period,, it should be called mental illness, daddy issues, attention starvation, low self esteem etc etc etc
@gabrielsaenz12416 жыл бұрын
ViiRUS GRAViiTY u are freaking cute
@noahwinston32826 жыл бұрын
Don't go to jail. There is a lot out of jail that I wish I never saw. Jail is not meant to be a beautiful adventure. Really!
@jearmeymorgan82976 жыл бұрын
Jail ain't shit but boredom lol.. prison is the bitch. Don't get me wrong though, some bigger jails are pretty much prisons though.
@TurinTurumba6 жыл бұрын
No one chooses to go to jail, don't do crime or don't get caught 😂
@jusrayne6 жыл бұрын
@Maxine Twaters and they stank up the joint I've been to jail a few times on Friday night for leaving clubs faded cops wait around on the promenade near pine st where all the clubs are waiting for people to walk out drunk than bam your slapped with being drunk in public.. You spend a weekend in jail uuugh the smells 👃
@tycamp93626 жыл бұрын
Noah Winston please go checkout my new book “Penitentiary Rich” it’s on amazon
@ynoter6 жыл бұрын
@@jusrayne damn, that sucks!
@rnsteh6 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like an extra in a Limp Bizkit video
@flpsychwardpatient48046 жыл бұрын
He’s sexy as fuck.
@josephknotts86186 жыл бұрын
This dude look like limp bizkit. Like the whole band rolled into one human lol
@jerseysucks61586 жыл бұрын
LMMFAO!!! Fuck Limp Bizkit! Id like to see Fred Durst try to survive in jail. 😂
@kenspets6 жыл бұрын
I cant believe that this ass hole has almost a half million views ? Why would anyone listen to this moron, In Fact, Why am i here listening to this guy spouting a bunch of B.S. ? I'm outa here !
@collettewhosthatgirl13306 жыл бұрын
@@kenspets same reason you were here 😂😂
@StrongCaramel5 жыл бұрын
Who else fell down this foxhole looking for something else? I was looking for a Far Cry new dawn play through 😂😂😂😂
@RyanDMoore5 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@stpbasss37735 жыл бұрын
Lmao yup I was watching hockey shit
@sometimeswedieyouknow88284 жыл бұрын
Can’t relate. I’m trying to look for prison stories! Still funny tho XD
@shanestorto50774 жыл бұрын
I was looking Far Cry 5
@oboykenningtonsavage75354 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tomj70926 жыл бұрын
"After That...I Never Looked At Him The Same Way Again". Tells All I Need To Know!
@briidaprincess47666 жыл бұрын
"The only way to tell time is when they serve meals " - looks at my clock and smiles comfortably -
@butchcassidy54405 жыл бұрын
Funny
@pauljuliano66766 жыл бұрын
Deathh!! No matter what craziness is happening my life that one consistent thing i can rely on are ur vids! Thanks my brotha!
@lockdown23and16 жыл бұрын
No thank you bro!
@Jason-ee1xz2 жыл бұрын
This may be the best story telling yt channel I've found I love the rawness
@kellygurl56 жыл бұрын
I'm so greatful for youtube channels and videos like this. I studied up a lot before going in myself (a first, and LAST timer, knock on wood). I mean, being female, my experience was different than a man's experience, but basic conditions were the same (like the lights being on 24/7, the C.o's, etc). But I appreciated the knowledge and was able to be as prepared as possible. Thanks for sharing your stories. Jail was a terrible experience, worst year of my life by far.
@fillevans6 жыл бұрын
fast forward to 8.30 to get to the point where he actually starts the story ...
@doudou06866 жыл бұрын
P Evans Thanks 😂🤣
@mialoak8106 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude!
@strawberrycoolatta6 жыл бұрын
8:30 *
@LordSoge6 жыл бұрын
He told 3 Story's lol
@Sofia-nz9lp6 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@ianhubbard49546 жыл бұрын
Hey bro, we love y'all in uk, don't apologise for making too long videos mate your a good talker and 20 mins seems like only 5 we say you have the gift of the gab
@lockdown23and16 жыл бұрын
This means a lot bro salute to you and my viewers in the uk!
@yarmelmorris79002 жыл бұрын
@@lockdown23and1 I respect that a true genuine guy
@mrPauljacob5 жыл бұрын
I just did a month in Ellis County and it was enough jail for me... A few of the dudes would not shut up. All night so loud and no one would check em. I was so glad when the main dude got transferred. Finally some sleep
@rayshaunchalmers11175 жыл бұрын
As an openly gay man that has been in prison/feds, I have been approached by the dudes you would least expect to approach you on the DL....and when I decline, I get offered commissary. That is when I come from "the store" with 2 full-ass bags and let them know I only "hook up" if I want to, not because I need to. 😂 #prisonrich
@shadeatnight6663 жыл бұрын
I’m straight but I respect your hustle, not even judging if you got a skill or method no shame in making use of it
@mofo2643 жыл бұрын
Lmao you’re crazy 😂
@mellowvalentine93543 жыл бұрын
That’s a weird flex I’m not even gonna lie
@seemslegit24123 жыл бұрын
@@shadeatnight666 you definitely prison gay
@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo3 жыл бұрын
Breh
@catwhisperer76556 жыл бұрын
Damn.....and they talk about women gossiping.......
@joopajoo41525 жыл бұрын
Check some documents about chicks in prison. LoL with all the gossips.
@dutton1991z5 жыл бұрын
Your a damn idiot.
@fosterchild17935 жыл бұрын
Ud think he would get fucked up for puttin everyones shit out there i dont get how he was able to do so, so often without being touched
@egyptiana8785 жыл бұрын
In every man there is a catty little female!
@yuhjeice71865 жыл бұрын
@@Megasigggg what this guy in the video?
@kellygreene37175 жыл бұрын
“There’s undercovers everywhere “ 🤣🤣
@yuhankenshin58574 жыл бұрын
its funny that i save this clip at my "watch later" last 2019 jan..i just got time to watch it now
@mikemmoney22934 жыл бұрын
🤣
@yuhankenshin58573 жыл бұрын
@Will Smith yow
@WhiteBoyRoachh3 жыл бұрын
How I relate to this comment
@dick_richards3 жыл бұрын
........And I never looked at them the same way again, he say's! HILARIOUS
@yuhankenshin58573 жыл бұрын
@Toby Cosmo yup
@johniii81476 жыл бұрын
You were being a gossip queen To even tell someone you’re trying to keep attention off yourself. It’s extremely obvious tactic in very common
@thechitownclown89725 жыл бұрын
Super gossip queen. Puttin peoples business out there.
@kimbershark6 жыл бұрын
Having light on 24/7 is horrible for your body. Our bodies need darkness.
@theadventurebiker6 жыл бұрын
Ok so what happens to people who live near the Arctic Circle?
@dawnbreak32996 жыл бұрын
They tryin to break em down
@ryancasey41846 жыл бұрын
@@theadventurebiker those people have things like blackout curtains
@austinminaj52476 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@Chris-zv8xm6 жыл бұрын
Corey Smith it isn’t “weird shit” your body’s circadian rhythm naturally responds to darkness by causing a spike in melatonin levels produced by the pineal gland which basically tells our bodies to go to sleep, with you always being exposed to light it causes a lack of quality sleep because your melatonin levels won’t fluctuate according to the time of day, it’s simple science.
@rebeccamarrujo38494 жыл бұрын
I'm stoned binge watching all these videos 🤣💨 stuck.
@merotheagent10843 жыл бұрын
Same.
@Exquisitepunani3 жыл бұрын
Same it’s 5:30 am
@daviddavidson41363 жыл бұрын
☝️🔥💯
@crashteas16233 жыл бұрын
@@Exquisitepunani it's a good show sucks shit really happens fuck co worker don't run shit
@gloriawilliams24922 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣
@invertedreality44735 жыл бұрын
Another fun and entertaining video. I actually like the 20 videos, helps pass the time sitting in traffic on the way to work
@craftt25906 жыл бұрын
Love listening to your stories! From Virginia too!!! Good luck with everything!
@marycklinn236 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing man. Alot of people keep their lives to themselves. Nobody can learn anything unless we communicate with each other.
@chrysiarose6 жыл бұрын
I am a military veteran (Desert Storm) and now I am an older graduate student working on my masters of social work degree. I appreciate your videos, because what I read in textbooks about veterans and veteran care sometimes doesn't match up with what I (and other veterans) actually experienced. And sometimes classic "textbook" remedies won't work with some people and some situations. I want to work with the reality of a person - if you were there in prison and you experienced it, I am going to listen to what you have to say, and learn from you. I wasn't there, I have no experience about prison and being able to listen to your first hand experiences helps me learn more about clients I may be working with in the future. I would like to know honestly what prisoners thought about counselors, social workers, therapists - are they hated, distrusted, or do they help? What makes the difference between a good and bad social worker in your eyes?
@monalyn90905 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching you, you are a natural at making the stories feel so vivid to my imagination. And you are really light hearted and funny, keep up great work.
@catherinemeyers29955 жыл бұрын
And him being so cute too, doesn't hurt either,does it Cheryl?
@matthewlawless44286 жыл бұрын
Hey man stay safe with that hurricane headed your way. Take care of that family. Sent out a little prayer for ya.
@lockdown23and16 жыл бұрын
Thanks! It actually.looks like it's taking a turn away from va thank god
@matthewlawless44286 жыл бұрын
Good deal bub!!!
@ivanzworld7366 жыл бұрын
@@lockdown23and1 good deal bubba
@Badasi12b6 жыл бұрын
@@lockdown23and1 yeah it totally missed us in VA for the most part... we did have a tornado the other day though. Didn't know you were from VA homie!
@stephenbanks32716 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you go to jail like some people go for vacations.
@ashleyshim20786 жыл бұрын
,😂😂😂😂
@shontapl6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@KmnVybes6 жыл бұрын
Omg
@blackdressernails6 жыл бұрын
🤣
@anarchyxtra77956 жыл бұрын
This guy is a regular
@mandywilson54316 жыл бұрын
I'd be VERY careful outing people! Definitely tell us the stories!- but maybe leave out the names... just sayin...
@delta24615 жыл бұрын
Oh yea , not cool on a few levels
@wakefaze91344 жыл бұрын
pussy
@bbleezy77983 жыл бұрын
He just said it was his friend how do u know he didn’t talk to him about it
@bbleezy77983 жыл бұрын
Are u stupid fr pit pull and bird? U know who that is? Those are common nicknames
@tylerbarnett57292 жыл бұрын
I don’t even remember how I found your page but I’m glad I did. Been out for 2 years and it reminds me of what the shit was like
@janhollon30786 жыл бұрын
Didn't you ever learn to keep what you see to yourself and never put anyone's business in the streets. You stay alive a lot longer even if you carry yourself the right way and have heart.
@sharkesaresexy68496 жыл бұрын
Jan Hollon chill out bitch and YOU will stay alive
@lisasartain6 жыл бұрын
Jan Hollon preach! 👊🏻
@janhollon30786 жыл бұрын
@@lisasartain no I do not preach, not at all. My friend did ten years straight up and then another ten years on a very restrictive parole and did it and got discharged from parole. He had decided to change his life and he did just that and for the better. So, NO I do not preach but speak the truth.
@lisasartain6 жыл бұрын
You misunderstood what I meant. I’m agreeing with the comment about keeping what you see to yourself and not putting peoples business out there. Unfortunately, most of my family (myself included) are all too familiar with the Department of Corrections.
@janhollon30786 жыл бұрын
@@lisasartain ok! Thanks for the explanation.
@richboi346 жыл бұрын
Man i love this channel bro..Don't stop what u do..This makes my day💯💯
@pa00w0rd6 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for YOUR darkness to come to the light
@ashleyshim20786 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TheDieselbutterfly6 жыл бұрын
he likes to watch
@Bpowderr5 жыл бұрын
You must be a huge ghost in the shell fan lol I've seen it on your shirt and in the background. Love that shit bro.
@Bennyfinklestienfurtrapper6 жыл бұрын
All ex cons drink coffee because it's one of the only things you can still enjoy in prison
@Bennyfinklestienfurtrapper6 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has been to prison also knows that anyone who says something along the lines of" I was in jail too" don't know shit about prison
@gothicll95736 жыл бұрын
I had to look for it before i said it
@dangermauz7546 жыл бұрын
Richard Ahlers nah, he smokes cigs. Coffee and cigarettes go hand-hand.
@Bennyfinklestienfurtrapper6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he might smoke but I know first hand what inmates do and coffee is a major staple in every day prison life first of all cause you can get it at cantine and cause it's used for it's worth each bag is a 5 dollar bill behind the walls when gambling or when buying things being that you can't keep real cash
@dangermauz7546 жыл бұрын
My mom got copd and she's always smoked and drank coffee. It's not just a prison thing.
@danny_cuzy63626 жыл бұрын
My mans coming through with the quality stories the g
@adelinewurzer45336 жыл бұрын
I love how ur always drinking coffee because I watch you with my morning coffee and I don't feel so alone hahaha
@EbonyRushHarrington-dx6qs8 ай бұрын
The guy talking in the / this video ( s) , is so so fine !!!!!
@adelinewurzer45338 ай бұрын
@@EbonyRushHarrington-dx6qs yeah he's very handsome
@lynnecahill28593 ай бұрын
You are hysterical, I just found your channel today because I love me some Judge Boyd. That woman does not Play 😂! Anywho I am enjoying the couple stories that I just watched 🤣😂🤣! Personally I’m a 54 year young woman who unfortunately can relate to alot of what you are saying 🙄🫣. Even though I am in the woman’s/ladies side. It was very relatable! I’m looking forward to watching and catching up on your channel! What is your first name and what part of the country are you from? 🤔😎🥰🥰🥰
@nikis2226 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone care if you drink coffee at the beginning of your video? Lol.
@TheBudAvenger6 жыл бұрын
Some people don't like the noise. I don't mind it but I understand. But this is his channel so they can suck a butt.
@khitai82276 жыл бұрын
Cuz they jello he has coffee and they don't
@jesusistheonlysavior16426 жыл бұрын
Lol I don't know why but I can't stand when Paul Begley does it
@sydneyprescott52416 жыл бұрын
@Ash Wolf yes!
@lynnca19726 жыл бұрын
People bitching about it would just make me slurp my coffee as loud as I possibly could 😂☕
@jayglez13386 жыл бұрын
Plot twist he has never been to jail... All his stories come from watching OZ
@heathkish69016 жыл бұрын
J Lo Well, if you're going to get prison stories from any series, Oz is the one to use! Haha.
@brittneywormell41136 жыл бұрын
He has too been to prison lol
@kevinburrell43276 жыл бұрын
J Lo How do you know where this guy's been? Unbelievable
@ijkiyatv41726 жыл бұрын
idek what oz is but this comment cracked up from the first two words 😂😂😂 i’m crying
@trublemankc55296 жыл бұрын
Lol funny asf!
@OPTIONALWATCH6 жыл бұрын
You have the ability to make a person stick around and listen to your stories.
@tomtaylor26314 жыл бұрын
Gettin thru quarantine one vid at a time, THANKS DEATH
@jaemarz27816 жыл бұрын
👍👍 your videos are awsome your stories are always insane!!
@braytonjolet66836 жыл бұрын
for real
@jaemarz27816 жыл бұрын
@boris OdorCOs dont make "good" money. Unless theyre doing illegal things on the side I guess...
@jaemarz27816 жыл бұрын
@boris Odor no thank you Ill be alright thats just gross and desperate
@mac1bc6 жыл бұрын
Forreal. I'm so ready if I ever have to go to the pen
@pepevonkek78036 жыл бұрын
First rule- you see nothing Second rule- you hear nothing Third rule - you know nothing Fourth rule- you never tell anybody
As an alternative if you'd prefer to skip rule 5, find the biggest baddest cheeks in the pod and bust em.
@tazzz69dazzermind356 жыл бұрын
Eric Morang (Snitches end up in ditches) too.!! Lol.😅 👍
@CnJCandles6 жыл бұрын
I will have to agree with your explanation of the "Hole" light story. Once locked up was on suicide watch wearing the turtle vest for 3 days. It was horrible to have the light on 24/7 and no way to get comfortable or warm!!! I feel your pain!
@grizzliesdirtbikeatvservic11665 жыл бұрын
Death bro you gotta do another one of these videos. Your videos come out more interesting when you just free talk. don't worry about sticking to a certain topic because sometimes not always but sometimes it limits what you can talk about. it's cool when you just free talk about situations like this video each story was different and it keeps things exciting. keep it up I watch your vids every morning when I wake n bake!
@coreybanks49436 жыл бұрын
Goat youtube story teller
@november11206 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN TAKE THE MAN OUT OF THE JAIL.....BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE JAIL OUT OF THE MAN!!!!😒😒😒
@johnsmith_treeler90314 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ can and will.
@turtleneckwilly4 жыл бұрын
John Smith_Treeler shut yo bimb bop bible thumping ass up
@jimmieparker80934 жыл бұрын
@@johnsmith_treeler9031 facts
@robertzil18014 жыл бұрын
Institutionalized
@SKYNCVLT4 жыл бұрын
TurtleNeckWilly ur gay
@firerabbit8116 жыл бұрын
Yeah, don't tell people's names. It's a bad idea.
@GuyFromTheSouth5 жыл бұрын
Nobody's real name is Grizzy tho
@joniyahjay92015 жыл бұрын
@@GuyFromTheSouth exactly but grizzy is his best friend
@NXRTHROAD4 жыл бұрын
14:51 wait YG? You know that’s a famous rapper 😂
@hithere26024 жыл бұрын
YG is a title that all bloods start off with man. That might have been another piru who went by YG
@nicoletara3536 жыл бұрын
so he snitched
@nbhbadboy20266 жыл бұрын
F.U.N French 😂
@davidelkington1176 жыл бұрын
Prison is a training camp for the NFL : " Turning Tight Ends , into Wide Receivers "
@xoxo86596 жыл бұрын
Tight ends to loose ends!!!!
@Richard-vq7ud6 жыл бұрын
They play football in prison?
@clutchcargo24196 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@christopherrussell13946 жыл бұрын
@@xoxo8659 🤣🤣🤣
@yuegonghuamei66856 жыл бұрын
Richard no man, he talk about men have good time together play each other balls more like it, heheheh. I bet due so strong n horny n young, no woman, so what they have done but take turns play each balls n assholes n dicks for fun n over frustration. Wonder lot gay sex or very few due conditions not allowed or too straight just use their own hands instead or what curious?
@christianblack31215 жыл бұрын
Cheers to you. Everything I have heard you speak on has been a realistic observation, also surprisingly empathetic. I did most of my time in Oregon, OSCI mainly, and thank christ fer that. Mainly a mixture of child care and mental hospital. I had cellies who told me about California system horror stories. Ha. Any time is hard enough and who wants it to be harder. Keep up the honesty.
@harpoon_bakery1622 жыл бұрын
Stories please?
@corriemoody3335 жыл бұрын
Great stories!! I love hearing your "play by play" of lights out on lock up! 💯😁😂😂👌 you Really Never know how someone is till its lights Out! Smiles
@silversmith3336 жыл бұрын
*reads title* *remembers the sacred words:* “I like ya, and I wants ya...we can do this the easy way or we can do it the haaaAard way...choice is urs”
@kalanipitmon78176 жыл бұрын
Ha is that the booty dude lol
@jackmaster31346 жыл бұрын
@@kalanipitmon7817 yeah fleece Johnson
@naztyysickmuzik61866 жыл бұрын
Kalani Pitmon the booty warrior from boondocks who is actually based off a real dude lmao
@anthonym17726 жыл бұрын
Kalani Pitmon o
@TheWolfGaming-l8s6 жыл бұрын
Fleece lol
@wadeking78476 жыл бұрын
There needs to be prison reform and powerful men prevented from financial gain at inmates expense. I believe there should be more humanitarian treatment of inmates. if a man is treated like an animal he eventually will act and respond like one. When released there are not enough programs available to help prevent them from returning to jail.
@southpaw80406 жыл бұрын
most of them ARE animals. To go to prison you are likely a repeat offender and have made the decision that crime is your sole means of income.
@mrtibbs29596 жыл бұрын
Your first step needs to be spreading knowledge of the 13th amendment (nobody shall be enslaved unless convicted of a crime). Inmates always say "you can't treat us like animals". Yes, they can treat you like an animal. By law they are slaves and liberty has been taken away. If an inmate doesn't know where he stands legally then nothing can change. With that said it's only us, the ones not in jail that have the power to get it done. Literal slaves with no liberty can't change anything only the people with rights can. Unfortunately good people don't take action and that makes them almost as bad as the bad guys.
@moondawg36936 жыл бұрын
I went down for hurting a houseful of college boys, some bad, who sexually assaulted my wife. I kicked the door in and the rest is history. My little brother got a year and I got 18 months, no money involved. It was a crime of passion and love of my son's mama. So, you think I'm an animal, mango ?
@jermaineayivoh82636 жыл бұрын
That's a nice sentiment and all well and good, but you don't seem to understand one fundamental thing. Prisons in the US at least are not made to better criminals and help them to be reintegrate into society. Why do you think private prisons are on the rise? They exist to make money off of the dregs of society. Private correctional facilities for example get money from the government for taking prisoners off of their hands. So the more prisoners an institution can hold, the more cash they get from the government. Ever wonder why sentencing laws for minor irrelevant things like Marijuana have become drastically harsher over say the last 20-30 years ago? Because of the never ending "war on drugs" BS that the media shills keep feeding everybody? Well no, it's because they have a vested interest in keeping people locked up for as long as possible. It pays more.
@xx_shooting_star_xx51976 жыл бұрын
@@ItsDamoGirl hes not retarded, he said "most", and he did not say anything about a jobs/crime theory..you did. Most prisoners are there because they are repeat offenders/animals. They dont just turn criminal after being in prison.
@entityoflunar5 жыл бұрын
You know what, just to be petty, drink coffee throughout the entire video for the next one you make.
@ArtificialSoul5 жыл бұрын
Pretty prison dude tells stories about prison after the lights go out. Why am I not surprised this video attracts a lot of gay guys? 😂
@ihaveautism6665 жыл бұрын
Omilu Assassin he’s a weirdo
@jimmieparker80934 жыл бұрын
Ur not surprised because ur here watching too...lol
@OACSOME4 жыл бұрын
what’s with the random hate
@jzilla37704 жыл бұрын
Idk how anyone can find prison guys attractive lol
@XanderBeckett14 жыл бұрын
@Nunyun Bizz homophobic idiot dolt
@purpleplasmaindustries44604 жыл бұрын
Two COs making out? That is absolutely nuts!!
@klaybiggins40403 жыл бұрын
All nuts
@Derek_Keenan3 жыл бұрын
4 nuts to be exact
@alexmartin31434 ай бұрын
Nuts were involved
@anthony3500b6 жыл бұрын
What’s up boss just did 6 months for a parole violation I used to watch your videos when I was released the last time so now I’m just catching up on your videos... you’re inspiring brother.. I’m only 21 years old and I’ve been to prison twice I’m ready to change my life around for the better.. I seen a video saying you’re from Virginia that’s where I’m from but I moved to Chicago few years back and let me tell you bro Chicago Inmates have a totally different life-style then them Virginia inmates lol
@jamierupert75632 жыл бұрын
Are you still out of prison?
@jamierupert75632 жыл бұрын
@@eliselizeth4324 it's ok. You only just saw this now bc I only commented yesterday. The reason I even asked was bc he did leave this comment and I was just taking the chance that this person would see this 4 years later and lmk if they were still out of prison or not. I really didn't even expect a reply but thank you so much for replying and I'm glad to hear he's never been to prison, lol. Have a great day.😊
@jasondittmeier69162 жыл бұрын
@@eliselizeth4324 he lied about going to prison twice?
@robyoung99685 жыл бұрын
One night in jail for DUI, it toughened me up. It convinced me that I wasn’t going back to jail again. It scares me too much with all the shit that goes on in there. All this illegal stuff woulda taken me down.
@e13kid4 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@steelersgirl30633 жыл бұрын
Coffee is the best part of your day in prison!!! I spend 10 years in prison and have been out for 2 years. When I went to the hole they had my lights off the whole day sometimes. I was in 2 man cells and during lock downs people loved to yell through the doors. Domino’s playing on the floor with no towel down. So annoying lol I couldn’t do programs either had a VIO.
@fearisachoice6 жыл бұрын
Years ago I did 2 years in a Georgia State prison. State prison in Georgia is WAY worse than county camps or boot camps. I never saw or even heard any kind of gay activity. I did see gays. The place I was at was like a damn warzone. It had a bunch of gangs. At least 2 people got killed while I was there. Saw one guy who claimed he was one gang there. The gang eventually found out at his previous prison he had been in a different gang. They ended up beating him and torturing him for like four hours. Horrible. Saw a bunch of crazy crap. What took a toll on me was my danger alert level and anxiety was at 100 percent for about 21 months.
@tycamp93626 жыл бұрын
FearIsAchoice Jesus saves please go checkout my new book “Penitentiary Rich” it’s on amazon
@alolanmagik9496 жыл бұрын
You ain't lying' Georgia is just pure ignorance and stupidity
@manfromanotherplace4206 жыл бұрын
The anxiety is no joke though
@trinitylivingston12865 жыл бұрын
Shit, anxiety is no joke. No joke at all.
@haroldfernandez29605 жыл бұрын
He was arrested for stealing monitors from bestbuy
@nadiadavis78445 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@deeznutzzz32173 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@darcystrutt51925 жыл бұрын
Really enjoy your channel. Cheers from Canada 🤘
@boxingprofiler19644 жыл бұрын
My man said someone doesnt like when he drinks coffee in the beginning.. Death says.. lemme get a couple long sips then.. yea buddy!
@Novelist10295 жыл бұрын
Man did his time enjoy the shit out of that coffee ☕️
@louismichael35715 жыл бұрын
You get plenty of coffee in jail & prison bro
@melissalouise117955 жыл бұрын
Louis Michael I’ve heard on Christina Randal’s videos that she has seen women crush up and snort their coffee at times 😩🙃
@ruthweeks47965 жыл бұрын
@@louismichael3571 yeah but that shit tastes bad.
@Me-Apesta-El-Rifle4 жыл бұрын
Louis Michael but nothing like drinking coffee when your free feels good asf
@bryanbartkowiak49543 жыл бұрын
Fuck that he has a show! And needs to be more professional. Also you have coffee in Prison
@devensaxton72405 жыл бұрын
I love listening to your stories man, you seem really chill.
@lb83523 жыл бұрын
hes full of shit
@iceblue71183 жыл бұрын
Prove it
@devensaxton72403 жыл бұрын
Your opinion I guess, but You're wrong
@User-gn6qz6 жыл бұрын
Never believe anything that you see on the internet quote by Abraham Lincoln.
@joejitsu0345 жыл бұрын
This quote is older & more used than your girlfriend’s vibrator.
@trinitylivingston12865 жыл бұрын
Sure...
@BrandonSchuttiglee Жыл бұрын
I literally found your channel yesterday. And have watched over 100 videos already. I don't think I've ever binged someone like this. 😂
@lolapascual9166 жыл бұрын
I'm very new to ur channel but I really can relate to what ur saying... I've never been to prison but many times I've been in a ward for mental health... I was in one with no windows and they kept the lights on.... This didn't help anyone there at all... I could never remember what day it was... It was horrific... Stay free man life outside may get hectic but there's always a rainbow after a storm. :)
@qjtvaddict6 жыл бұрын
They need to throw false accusers in the mental ward
@shovel93166 жыл бұрын
You know, this was WAY cooler in your mind, I think.
@riley57226 жыл бұрын
lmao
@j.d.c.7776 жыл бұрын
No shit he’s the one who lived it
@reytreylon73805 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@joefreeman90976 жыл бұрын
Man check this out. In new Mexico if you get caught with another dude. The guards will inform everyone on your contact list what you did. Real talk the guard will tell everyone you know.
@sharjjahnaziz41226 жыл бұрын
My homie got caught with another dude. His baby momma found out. Once he was released. She had his homies beat his ass to where he was sent to the Emergency Room and in ICU. Surprisingly the dude survive his injuries.
@lilmally676 жыл бұрын
Right ^sounds suspect
@johnasaro58376 жыл бұрын
Haaa.. that's iLL
@juneblackwood73726 жыл бұрын
Joe The Jet
@goodpeopleprosper6356 жыл бұрын
Omg I LOVE that IDEA!!
@danielclee41485 жыл бұрын
I like the way you talk and your balanced life view and wisdom. I bet you never thought you'd end up making a living on KZbin.
@MrRwk3146 жыл бұрын
Raiders fan with a neck tattoo was in prison? Well I'll be damned.
@hashtagn1ghtpa1n566 жыл бұрын
Patches O'Houlihan lol
@brianjohnson98026 жыл бұрын
Almost as good as the monopoly comment. It's actually kinda better, but In a different way.
@jordanwhite85676 жыл бұрын
Go Broncos
@desmondmccallum29166 жыл бұрын
They raided his rectal cavity at every opportunity
@Sea_Stallion5 жыл бұрын
Let's go Oakland
@CookieBeenTight5 жыл бұрын
Long story short homophobia in jail is worst than real world homophobia
@lilyelizabeth14145 жыл бұрын
Jamaine Bowman some people actually are afraid of gay people they think being gay is contagious
@awkwardl16525 жыл бұрын
Jamaine Bowman homophobia is a real thing although it is stupid it is true lol
@xcdom3245 жыл бұрын
@@j.d6009 There a tons of gay people that want kids and that have kids. Gay people can reproduce. You are either a child or special needs. A functioning adult cannot be this stupid.
@shannon91645 жыл бұрын
Jamaine Bowman so a straight woman who don’t want kids is unnatural and mentally ill? Fuck outta here you backwards caveman 😂
@Chilltownify5 жыл бұрын
@@j.d6009 stfu you dumbazz bigot
@LaRedPDX6 жыл бұрын
That is so weird that somebody would actually have a problem with you taking sips of coffee ☕️ LOL 😆 What’s even more strange, is that they were so bothered by it, that they actually felt the need to articulate it. 😅
@kzcars2 жыл бұрын
What happened to minding your own business, especially what happened between Birdman and Pitbull? You shouldn't have told anyone about it, knowing how things are like in prison. They could've been beaten up or killed by other inmates. Those COs, including the woman, were in much better position because they're not locked up.
@ronaldbranchrb6 жыл бұрын
Death I don't drink coffee, but I always do the aaaah with you after you take your sip 😂😂😂💯
@tentoesdown47826 жыл бұрын
cool black lol
@dawsn274_6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@elroyjetson88835 жыл бұрын
In my stint in County, I saw nothing at night because I just went to sleep. One morning, I woke up and saw that one of my buds was gone. So I asked someone what had happened to him. The guy responds “You missed all that?”. Apparently, in the middle of the night there had been some controversy and the CO’s had gotten involved and somehow my bud lay a few punches on some CO’s head. When that happens it’s like a SWAT team comes in to arrest the guy and move him to the hole. I missed all of it, just snoozing away. One thing that helps is ear plugs which I made with toilet paper and Vaseline. I even wore them a lot during the day.
@dgfam64625 жыл бұрын
Why it feels like we've done time together 😂😂
@toddd51773 жыл бұрын
Hey!! You control your day with your morning and it begins with how you handle your coffee!!
@irishpaddy59626 жыл бұрын
You the man Josh!👍 watching from beautiful Dublin Ireland 🍀🇮🇪
@tentoesdown47826 жыл бұрын
irish paddy couldn’t imagine being locked up there. Read some crazy books about it from ira times
@irishpaddy59626 жыл бұрын
@@tentoesdown4782 yup, some of our prison's are down right inhumane! Many date back as far as the 17th century,maybe check out 'The Maze' or Drinking Road Prison,they were notorious.The Maze IRA members shot dead UVF members remember they were shot dead in prison lol One I was in Dublin is called Mount Joy lol we had to shit and piss in a bucket no toilet facilities anywhere possible one of the worse prison's in Ireland prisoners last in the cell have to sleep on the concrete floor,it's a joke to have prison's like these in a modern western world country but there you go!
@tentoesdown47826 жыл бұрын
irish paddy damn dude that is no joke sound more like a thai prison or something . Damn
@irishpaddy59626 жыл бұрын
@@tentoesdown4782 yeah bro,some a them are unreal.Thankfully that life is behind me now,it's also way easier to find work in Dublin as a ex con, nobody checks your background,it's way easier to turn your life around then it seems to be in the USA🇺🇸
@datHitmarka5 жыл бұрын
“Unless its a weekend they be actin up” 😂😂
@TheDieselbutterfly6 жыл бұрын
this guy likes to watch
@BratzDoll036 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@greghunt77245 жыл бұрын
Proud of u living ur best life now. Appreciate ur honesty
@forrestbryant63096 жыл бұрын
Jail and prison are very different so the people that are saying "dont go to jail" your waaay off topic even though its good advice. Ive been to jail a handlfull of times "different counties every time" and everyone either sticks to themself or is very nice, except the officers" most people wind up in jail because of an unfortunate circumstance or police abusing their authority. Prison is very different....
@philcanty20815 жыл бұрын
Rikers island is different smh trust
@robertrupnik51246 жыл бұрын
dont say sorry its 20 min homie say sorry its not 30 haha i always listen to u while driving love the stories keep doin what u do
@larzchavez6 жыл бұрын
So i take it that you are homophobic? Two guards are making out and you can’t look at them the same way? Pure ignorance
@zacksimmons76306 жыл бұрын
Dang you tell everybody’s business 😂
@JesusWins6 жыл бұрын
He stays Dry Snitching man
@yourgoddess60576 жыл бұрын
@@JesusWins 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@acestarone6 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he went in for
@higherpowered6013 жыл бұрын
The best part of waking up 🌄 is 💀 Death's jank in my cup 🎶 ☕
@bobbybacon34785 жыл бұрын
This story could have been 6 minute long
@si.taze106 жыл бұрын
You can totally get jobs with violent charges or long sentences. I worked as a CO at KMCC for 4 years (hated it). But we had a dude named Casper Rosario, he had life and worked every night under my watch. Very respectful dude. Prison isn't what any nornal citizen thinks it is. It's it's own world. Interesting, but not for me. Thanks for these videos. They're cool as hell.
@HAYEs9055 жыл бұрын
" BIRDMAN ... BIRDMAN !! " 😂😂😂
@mzvictory81642 жыл бұрын
I drank coffee while watching this video. Mmmm delicious 😂 Keep up the great content bro ☀️