What Have You Broken During the Act? | Sarah Millican

[@nic021184]

I love how she calls people "flower" precious little foul mouthed gem she is

[@kingomingo9424]

Tbh, that’s just what those of us in north east England do

[@mnomadvfx]

That's just standard Geordie talk, along with "petal" and such.

[@agnieszkakozlowska6577]

I love it! She does the voice over at couch to 5k and she calls you flower st the end 🥰

[@NatandGeorge]

@Wade Church flower is just a G-rated way of calling you a twat!

[@Chimera_Photography]

@@NatandGeorge not hers, her insult name is “Pet” :P

[@slydoll7877]

I like the way she has a laugh with the audience like they're her mates.

[@angelapietras1235]

I think that’s awesome too.

[@NatandGeorge]

That's my fave thning of her gigs. . .infectious fun. . .

[@29jgirl92]

Life goal- being called "Flower" by Sarah Millican!

[@BanjoPixelSnack]

The fleet admin lady at my old job used to call me flower, that’s the closest I’ll ever be lol

[@FishFreddy]

It is always so sweet when Sarah calls someone "Love" or "Flower".

[@Mafukoful]

​@Bryan Ryan whiny incel spotted

[@whatsinaname-j7f]

Or "pet"

[@sheridans6399]

@@Mafukoful 😂

[@suzitee8225]

I don’t know about everywhere else, but they are common terms of endearment in England!! I personally tend to call children “luvvie”, young adults “chick” and everyone else upto my age “love”. But NEVER use any of these on anyone older than me. I just think that would be patronising!!! 😬

[@FishFreddy]

@sbjkd Not many UK comedians do.

[@SoloUlemsee123]

"Im just guessing but are you quite posh? "🤣🤣

[@billshaffer9689]

no ... but all my tables are dessert tables hahaha

[@NatandGeorge]

@@billshaffer9689 I wonder if the 'posh' lady meant the dessert cart at a restaurant. . .?

[@andyphillips7435]

She might wear glasses, but her hearing is extraordinary.

[@wendybabendy]

It's the acoustics of the theatre, they are built that way

[@hereisajakualin4344]

because they´re two separate senses

[@ricejuice8982]

@@hereisajakualin4344 it was a reference

[@pemeliie]

@@ricejuice8982 Is it from PLL?

[@ricejuice8982]

@@pemeliie I was thinking courage the cowardly dog lmao

[@windamor1517]

How can someone be so sweet and adorable and still be hilariously funny joking freely about the most intimate things? She is a true star. Should be more famous.

[@bloodravelle]

We put candles all over the room to make it romantic, so in the middle of the session, I kicked one of them lighting up a pillow that was out of place, when we finally noticed, the pillow was in flames so quickly as we could we took it to the bathroom and dumped it in the bathtub, we solved the problem and managed not to set off the alarms, the next day we had to take it out of the building from the lift to the lobby and then outside to a dumpster in the corner without being noticed by the hotel staff, I felt I was hiding and disposing a body.

[@sinki3322]

Hahaha that's an awesome story!!

[@asterix7842]

And after you checked out was your credit card billed for the pillow and case that you “stole”?

[@Sirmullins]

HAAAAAAAA THATS RICH !!

[@tats_sacs]

I just realized that her delivery is like music. It reminds me of a book i read that flows and i don’t want it to be over. It was a thousand pages with footnotes.

[@TomNoles007]

What was the name of the book?

[@tats_sacs]

@@TomNoles007 oh! I didn’t realize that i never mentioned the title. Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

[@TomNoles007]

@@tats_sacs Thank you so much for replying! I'll check it out 👍

[@rael1999]

Best stand up I've ever seen and I've seen many over the years. Quick witted, naturally funny and warm.

[@patricialea4024]

A bed. A banjo string (not mine, obvs) A rear-seat headrest. Wind.

[@ritab5153]

oh, my gosh, woman, you are REAL!!! LMAO!!! Im keeping my 85-yr-old Mother occupied w your shows during this mess. We laugh for hours some nights, and you are a breath of fresh air right now. ...without the mask! I hope that you are well. Stay safe, stay sane.THANK YOU for the laughs and the truth!

[@JCIGF]

Coq au vin. Sounds like a euphemism for dogging

[@sjinzaar]

7:36.... that audience member's laugh is the purest form of laughter ever... so so so infectious...

[@SandipRayChaudhury]

Comedian apart, she proves to be a convincing crowd communicative person.

[@lunatik9696]

Her audience participation is the best!

[@elainemagson213]

She has the loveliest smile. I ought to disapprove but she’s such a sweetie!

[@BedsitBob]

I could never disapprove of Sarah. She's just amazing.

[@arthurvasey]

Cute little nose, too!

[@BedsitBob]

@@arthurvasey Cute everything, at least all the parts you can see.

[@Eryc001]

I've seen this clip so many times and I still wince when Sarah mentions the lad with the broken banjo string haha

[@andrewvelonis5940]

I don't think I want to know

[@terencejay8845]

I snapped mine decades ago. It was sore for weeks. Still broken.

[@kevangunn7163]

When I was a lad, it was called the fiddling string, its terrifying when you switch on the light after, (I was young, so battled on like a hero ) and you're covered in blood. Fun Fact..... you lose a lot of blood from an erect penis.

[@keithcampbell5452]

l

[@TomNoles007]

​@@terencejay8845Ooooooouuucheeeeeee 😢😅

[@Ian4fun03]

I love her expressions, they totally add to her stories, love her!

[@RLBCanada]

My face hurts from laughing so hard! She says what I think sometimes...

[@simpilsimon688]

I luv it when she cracks herself up..👍🍺 She makes me smile alot...😘

[@alisongardiner318]

The BEST medicine ever x x x Fabulous lift on Friday the 13th.

[@lunatik9696]

I love listening to her. She has a Ms Doubtfire thing happening, but prettier.

[@BedsitBob]

She's beautiful.

[@constantbees2070]

Sarah, I love to hear your ever-so-sweet voice. You sound far too lovely and genteel to be telling these stories. I'm sure that's part of your charm. - An American fan

[@VamLoveAndKisses]

I don't think I've ever heard a Geordie be described as genteel before 😂

[@TomNoles007]

Sarah should tour the US, she seems to have loads of fans over there ! ❤

[@BestowTheCider]

The guy with the bloody nose story is BEAUTIFUL!

[@bethfiori4708]

She is so genuine. She seems to really like her audiences.

[@adriannamarszal]

she’s hilarious, rarely do I burst out laughing while watching KZbin but with her it happened to me multiple times 🤣

[@matt_cummins28]

I just love the way your audiences will just join in with abandon. It says a huge amount about the complete abandon that you are able to encourage that. Brilliant. Cheers. x

[@clairecadoux471]

Sure beats watching the news today 😊😊

[@lesmatthew6051]

Careful, this video might go viral. :))

[@marlajean1715]

@@lesmatthew6051 wow that comment reads differently now

[@d.blackwell6417]

Great comedian! I love the interaction with the audience

[@kevinroberts9580]

She's so cute, picturing her in the throws of passion and giving commentary makes me double over with laughter 🤣😂🤣😁

[@robingarrett3171]

I love that she clearly loves people and life.

[@dw999]

I love her warmth.

[@khaxjc1]

Her pointing out that he should like it is still my favorite part.

[@elizabethc8037]

How... does she do.... what she does! LEGEND💗

[@susiebaker5144]

I just love love love your sense of humor you are delightful...bought my spirits right up laughing!!!!!!!!!!🇺🇸

[@susank580]

Sarah, I just LOVE your humor and unflappable wit!!!

[@user-rb2yj9ni2h]

Lmao that guy with the broken vessel story. Omg! 😆😆😆😆🩸🩸🩸🩸

[@alanpurnell8816]

I love this comedian can't wait to see her live xxxx

[@ankavoskuilen1725]

I have seen this before but I had to laugh all over again!

[@ankavoskuilen1725]

@Wendy Cook 😊

[@ralphpernesiglio7118]

Mary poppins talking dirty is absolutely adorable

[@cecilycook5592]

Bed frames and blown out box springs with my husband 🤣🤣🤣 many bumps, bruises, scratches and not many places or surfaces we havent "broke in"

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

You always raise my spirits. Thanks!

[@jameswarren423]

I’ve been on a binge of your videos and just love them can’t get enough you’re so damn funny! My girl broke something on me 20+ years ago in my younger days. I was going down on her and apparently tickled her somehow and she need me in the nose and broke it! Had to go to the hospital. The doctor wanted to know how it happened so I had to tell him my mom showed up and she found out wasn’t funny at the time but I can laugh about it now.😵‍💫 great video though keep up the great work🤩♥️♥️♥️

[@georgehand]

I’m with Sarah all my tables are Desert Tables!!! 🍰🍰🍰

[@JacamoW44]

In college my partner and I broke a Queen size waterbed. The side slate broke away and we rolled out with the mattress. Thank God the bladder didn't break or we would have been swimming out the bedroom door.

[@ellenchiasson2303]

Merci ! Thank you for being you !

[@LoverofFall]

Hello, I’m a little late to the party, I just stumbled upon your KZbin videos, you are so funny, I just watched the full Chatterbox. I’m from the US. Love you, thanks for making me laugh! 🤓🥰😂

[@EvanBallinger13]

Being American, I had to look up a bit of these slang terms. lol. So damn funny!

[@NatandGeorge]

I looked up banjo string, & I cringed. . . never happened to me thankfully. . .

[@deeyabain3567]

She’s such a charming hoot of a woman! Thank you m’dear for the laughs

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

Sarah brings me so much joy.

[@wdwerker]

A 50 + female client was proud she and her boyfriend had broken the sofa frame during sex. Several months later they broke the other side of the same sofa !

[@NatandGeorge]

I & my gal were 45 wen we crashed a double bed to the floor. I had to buy a new one before she visited again. . . (next day delivered & set up)

[@wendybero4005]

What a funny, beautiful soul

[@peterc.anderson1840]

I needed a good giggle, you gave me one, thank you!

[@andy70d35]

Sarah at her best, roll on the new DVD of the tour 21/22

[@beverleydryland1146]

THANKYOU...... I've just found your absobloodylutely hilarious you tube videos......especially now in these shit times with love and thanks from Bunbury western Australia x x

[@ianchappell4199]

You bugger, I'm in stitches again.....xx

[@MystiqueHorizon]

The best part is the end "his spirit" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@annitawhite8615]

Thank you for your stories

[@ElvarMasson]

This woman is a diamond 😂😉

[@michaelpaul4786]

A very natural brilliant entertainer 👍

[@Cobbmtngirl]

Too funny, thanks! The backdrop is 🤣too. ❤

[@js66613]

When she wondered if it was "lamp" or "lamb" I imagined a poor, wee, innocent lamb walking into the room while two adult humans were going at it, and the poor thing getting scarred for life. And then one of the humans being like "I think you broke him. I think you broke my lamb."

[@albax764]

Coq au vin. Sounds like a euphemism for dogging

[@geekdivaherself]

When this video was over, I said, "Awwwww," with disappointment and surprise! I was so into it that I forgot it would be over at some point! ... That sentence wouldn't _break_ a man's spirit, but it might _raise_ it!

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Honestly, if a girl played a banjo and gave me even something remotely close to bedroom eyes, id be sold. "Not a sexy instrument," my ass. XP

[@beelzeboss9631]

Agreed, but she has to play Dueling Banjos from Deliverance

[@jeffreym68]

I used to teach adult development and aging, and we talked about sex in adulthood. One of the students volunteered that her grandpa had broken his foot on his honeymoon at 81. I was celebrating the active elders, but the 19-20 year olds were groaning and cringing! Had to laugh. Still wonder how they thought they came into being!

[@Plethorality]

They were all miracle babies.

[@frostmc9037]

Was on top of a dryer, knocked a glass bottle of dog shampoo off the shelf over the dryer, both looked over at the shattered glass on the floor... "Yeah I'm gonna ignore that" went back to it

[@niallmorrissey3715]

She is an astonishing wit. Very clever indeed.

[@suzannewannamaker4296]

Please come to Canada!!!! We love you 😃

[@FiercestAsp4]

Cried so much of laughter 😭😂 I think the cats hate me now!

[@RIXRADvidz]

The Mood when I overdid it with the Lube.

[@suep9445]

🤣

[@kevthomas7284]

Sarah you make me laugh every time I watch you absolutely hilarious

[@OddJames]

I love you flower! I could fall sleep to your voice.

[@awkward-stranger]

I sure like your comedy. Thank you😎

[@garywheeler4322]

Omg crying with laughter and how do I get that fit guys number (older guy) ???🤣

[@philipsheppard4958]

hands down the funnyest woman on earth

[@bryonyellis6079]

Love Sarah!

[@vidadormer8995]

We simply love you 👍🏻

[@davidsmith8728]

I recall an incident on a road which had been 'straightened out' by the council over time, and the old bits were now lay-bys set back from the main road. Some of these were regularly used at night for 'amorous encounters'. One such evening, and couple were at it in a lay-by, both stripped off naked (because it was a warm evening) and he was on top. Suddenly, his back went and he couldn't move without triggering intense pain. They began calling for help and a couple in another car nearby came to see what was amiss. To cut a long story short, the Police, ambulance and fire brigade were called and, after a bit of head-scratching and a huddle between the emergency staff, it was finally decided that the only solution was to remove the roof of the car and lift the man out onto a spinal board and then to hospital. So, without further ado, the fire brigade lads got their tools out, mainly consisting of a large set of hydraulic cutters. They laid a balnket over the couple to avoid any injury from broken glass and then cut the four pillars of the roof and lifted it off. The man was carefully lifted out and the lady got dressed. That was the end of the story - except for the lady who had been in coitus interruptus. She had to go home and explain why her car now had no roof .... to her husband.

[@brettturpin8692]

Made my day. Month.year!

[@allikl7188]

Someone in my college broke their arm when she and her partner got too vigorous and she went off the edge of the loft bed and hit the wooden desk and chair on the way down

[@lisapolasch8830]

She's lovely ❤

[@lazyjesus6573]

Was the car moving? Yeah it was ROCKIN’

[@patriciajackson2565]

"A man's spirit." 😂😂😂😂

[@pauleaton2008]

Such a funny lady,just brilliant .

[@rickobrien7961]

Best part of the week...new Sarah Millican cli

[@rickobrien7961]

*Clip

[@saramontemiglio1063]

F#cking fantastic! She is wonderful 😍

[@formulafish1536]

Banjo String and Achilles are the body part names that cripple me. Just the thought of them snapping makes me feel weird in that location.

[@i_kpop_fan]

She makes me laugh so hard.

[@maylynbayani]

My husband broke my crystal candelabra. That changed the mood fast.

[@JoSaunders]

Brilliant! Thanks for the laughs :)

[@melissatuohy6628]

Lol 😂😂😂 flowing your Facebook page Sarah 😆 your gass love your show

[@lindaj5492]

7:50 look up frenulum 😱

[@kujmous]

Absolute smut, and I love it.

[@randytwomoons3134]

I actually did have to Google "banjo string" .. lol

[@davidsmith6661]

The best one I came across was a couple who were having a shag in a car parked in a secluded lay-by. He was on top and, during 'the act' his back went and he was in agony and couldn't move. He was a big chap and she couldn't lift him off. Fortunately, depending on which way you look at it, there was another couple in the layby also in the process of coitus. They heard the shouts and screams of the other couple and went to investigate. The solution they came up with was to call the Fire Brigade. Call the Fire Brigade and they automatically inform the police control room as a matter of policy. This is where I came in. We all attended and found this couple, both naked, and stuck in the car. A bit of head-scratching by the fire chaps and the solution was decided upon. They would cut the roof off the car and lift the man off her and transfer him to a body board and into an ambulance - which was then called as well. Out came the hydraulic cutting equipment and they severed all four of the roof pillars and lifted the roof off. The man was carefully placed onto a body board, secured and then put in the ambulance. That left the lady - who, aside from being naked with about a dozen male emergency service workers, then had to go back home and explain why her car no longer had a roof - to her husband !!!

[@chezjulie_]

The ending 👌😂😂

[@KM-rt5jj]

I wanna know what a banjo string is... but I'm scared to Google it 😅🙈

[@louisereid1744]

I had no idea what it was! Googled it and oh my effing God! Going to tell my man this is possible only to watch him turn green in the face!!!

[@jennifermills8524]

I am power watching your videos, Your awesome!

[@brashdaniels]

Wondering how calling my work mates flower would go over xo

[@thebob3712]

Im sure he wouldn't mind

[@iamshotty]

@Daniel Slavin 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@edwardmahony8160]

Brilliant!!!